- "Ahh you know, just uhh... hunting for brains... grrr."
- — Graham
Graham is a young white male who wears zombie make-up and tattered clothes, who can be found at the corner of Vinewood Boulevard. He is cosplaying the Vinewood Zombie, apparently based on a character from a movie of the same name.
He will speak to the player if addressed. Graham's act consists of speaking about zombies as a cultural obsession and offering take pictures with passers-by for $10. His dialogue reveals a great deal of self hatred and loathing; he states, for example, that he wants to give himself a lobotomy, and his tone is filled with desperation. He also takes a phone call from his mother, telling her that his performance is a postmodern statement "on the proliferation of zombies in culture".
If Trevor Philips speaks to Graham, he claims that Graham reminds him of his dead brother Ryan. Trevor also mentions that he wasn't fond of Ryan and that he died in an "accident". Trevor also will ask about the taste of the brain and other parts of the body, thinking that Graham is a real zombie, until Graham reminds Trevor that he is simply a cosplayer.