The film is a parody of various mecha animes, such as the Gundam metaseries. The story revolves around an elegant, rich, young boy in a futuristic, feudal Japan who finds a mech battlesuit and must mate with a gang of cute robot pirate girls in order to save Earth.
Announcer: In a feudal futuristic Japanese world, where eyes are big and passions deeper. An elegant, yet ripped young boy finds a mech battle suit and must mate with a cute gang of robotic pirate girls to save earth!
Female: Ooh, you have nice mech battlesuit.
Male: Watch out! She's horny!
Announcer: Feel the power of the animated wind. Watch Tokyo tremble as a renegade team of barely dressed mango wildcats fight robotic creatures with only a small caliber handgun and slow-motion fists of fury.
Male: Ohh, the power of the wind! You whore!
Announcer: The anime storytelling event of the decade.
Announcer: Oh, and enormous breasts.
Male: Oh no!
Announcer: Full Robo Hickey Hurry Mech Battlesuit, in theaters now.