CJ: |
Motherfucker... that mute asshole! That fucking snake without a tongue gave me this shithole instead of a pink slip?! I must be the biggest fucking idiot in the whole fucking world! |
Cesar walks up to Carl to calm him down. |
Cesar: |
Holmes, take it easy. At least we're alive. |
The Truth: |
Carl, friend, fellow traveller, relax, man. You're really killing my fucking vibe here. |
CJ: |
Well, I'm sorry I'm fucking up your vibe, old man, but I can't wait to get my hands on that mute and your bitch-ass cousin. |
Cesar: |
My cousin? You're gonna 'dis my familia? |
CJ: |
My bad, man. I'm just pissed for all of us, I mean, look; we in a strange place, we got shit to our name, and for once I try to make somethin' work; this garage, and it ain't even a garage! |
Kendl: |
Then make it into a garage! |
CJ: |
Oh! That's a great idea, sis. Why don't you shut up?! |
Kendl: |
You know what, Carl?! You're a fucking idiot! Your whole life you've wanted somethin' for nothing. Now you've got something and you don't know what to do with it! We'll make it good enough, we'll help right? |
Cesar: |
We got your back CJ. |
Kendl: |
Come on, stop trippin' man. Both of you. |
The Truth: |
Whoa! Man, the energy here, it's fantastic. Ohm... |
CJ: |
Yeah... alright. But how I'mma find some good mechanics to work up in here, man? |
The Truth gets back up to interrupt Carl and Cesar's conversation. |
The Truth: |
I know a few guys, come with me, friend, they're good people, I swear it. |
CJ: |
Ah man, I'm about to ride with this fool again? |
CJ and The Truth walk out of the abandoned gas station. The Truth explains who the guys are. |
The Truth: |
Come on, man. There's these two guys I know, used to work with marine engines til' the mob bought their business over in Vice. Now they try and make ends meet by taking any old job. They're a little bit dull by their habit, but the smoke don't get in the way of their skills with an engine. We'll pick up Jethro first, last I heard he was working at a garage over in Easter Basin. |
CJ and The Truth get in the Emperor and start their drive to the gas station in Easter Basin. Carl asks how The Truth met the mechanics. |
CJ: |
Hey man, how'd you meet these dudes anyway? |
The Truth: |
I met them at the '89 Fierro Love-in, apparently. |
The Truth: |
You know how it is, man. A field of tents, crazy ass music, a quarter of mescaline vodka, polar bears... |
The Truth: |
Yeah, go figure. But they were funny guys, man, great sense of humor. |
As CJ and The Truth enter Easter Basin, The Truth tells CJ the reason to be careful around this area. |
The Truth: |
This here's Vietnamese gang territory, Da Nang Boys, Shining Razors, Butterfly Children. Watch yourself, dude, these cats are real serious. |
Carl and The Truth arrive at the gas station, where Jethro is seen working on the underside of a Tow Truck. Carl honks the horn to get Jethro's attention. |
Jethro stops his work and runs up to their car. |
The Truth: |
Hop in, man! I've landed you a real job. |
Jethro: |
Hey there Truth dude! Oh man, do I owe you? 'Cause I swear I paid for that weed, dude. |
The Truth: |
No, man, we're good... I think. Jethro, Carl. Carl, Jethro. |
The Truth: |
Can we swing by the hospital? It's over in Santa Flora district, west of here. |
The Truth: |
No, the government is, but that's a long story. |
The trio start their drive to the hospital. As they start their drive, Jethro asks what they need him for. |
Jethro: |
So you know, like, what's the deal, dudes? |
CJ: |
I'm opening a garage in Doherty by the waste grounds, you know, car mods, lowriders, all that shit. You down? |
Jethro: |
Do polar bears shit in the woods? |
The Truth: |
No, but they've been known to shit in the liquor tent, if I remember it right. |
Jethro: |
Yeah, that was like, so far gone, man. |
After some time, the group arrives at the parking lot of the San Fierro Medical Canter in Santa Flora. |
CJ: |
What we here for, anyway? |
The Truth spots a van at an alley near the hospital. The van starts driving out the alley. |
The Truth: |
Oh, don't look. Cover your faces. Think about a yellow rubber duck. |
The van exits the alleyway, driving past them. |
The Truth: |
Okay, I've seen enough. Let's go see if we can find Dwaine. |
Jethro: |
He's working a Hotdog van at the tram terminal in King's. |
CJ: |
Come on, dude, what's all that about? |
The Truth: |
You don't want to know. |
The Truth: |
Do you know what a subdermal neurophone is? |
The Truth: |
Exactly. Sometimes it's best to stay in the dark, kid. |
The trio arrive near Dwaine's hotdog stand. Where Dwaine is seen taking a smoke break. Carl, again, honks his horn to get his attention. |
The Truth: |
Dude, Dwaine, man, how's the hotdog business? |
Dwaine: |
...It's totally shit. Why, what's happening? |
The Truth: |
Uh, my friend Carl here is opening a chop shop. Jethro's in, how about you? |
Dwaine: |
Uh, yeah, cool man. Uhh, I've got like some shit to take care of first though. So, you tell me where you guys are gonna be at and I'll meet you dudes there. |
CJ: |
The garage is on the waste grounds in Doherty. I'll see y'all later. |
Dwaine enters his hotdog van and drives away to take care of his business. |
The Truth: |
Okay, next stop, cop station downtown. |
CJ: |
What?! You out your mind! Why? |
The Truth: |
If I told you, the likelihood is you'd get a probe up your ass within a month. |
Jethro: |
Like, listen to the man, dude. He's real serious about that shit. |
CJ: |
Whuh... Okay, but you're starting to freak me out with all that space shit, man. |
The trio make their way to the cop station on The Truth's orders. After some time of driving, they arrive at the front of the station. |
The Truth: |
Okay, you know the drill. Don't look interested in anything. Picture a pink golf ball in your mind. |
The same van previously seen at an alleyway near the hospital drives down an alleyway near them and drives away, not paying mind to the trio. |
The Truth: |
Okay, we're good to go. |
CJ: |
Where to next, spacehead? |
The Truth: |
There's an electronics guy I've had dealings with, goes by the name of Zero. He could fix a supercomputer with a paperclip. He's got his own shop, but always ready to help fellow travellers along the path. Let's go introduce you to him. |
CJ: |
Look, what's going on Truth? Who was them dudes? |
Jethro: |
Don't go there, man. |
The Truth: |
Listen to Jethro. Now, what if I told you we never went to the moon, JFK lives in Scotland with Janis Joplin, and the only reason we've been in a Cold War for the last 45 years was because snakeheaded aliens run the oil business? |
CJ: |
I think you popped another microdot. |
The Truth: |
Good, keep it that way. |
The trio soon arrive in front of Zero's shop, where Zero is seen piloting an RC Raider. Carl honks his horn again to get his attention. |
Zero: |
Leave me alone, Berkley, this is stalking. Oh, hey, Truth. |
The Truth: |
Get in, I'll fill you in as we drive. Home, James! |
Zero gets inside the car. |
The Truth: |
Carl, Zero. Zero, Carl. |
The Truth: |
Carl here is opening a garage around the corner. I told him you're the man to speak to when it comes to electronics. |
Zero: |
Actually I'm the only man to speak to, haha. Grade-A tip-top genius, that's me. You should drop by the shop sometime, see some of my shit, bro. |
The group arrives back at the garage, where Dwaine's Hotdog van can be seen. The garage doors open to let them in. |
They all exit the car to get in the garage, where the next cutscene plays. |
CJ: |
A week of hard work, and we'll transform this place. Hey, Cesar! Come over here! |
CJ: |
Cesar, this is Jethro, Dwaine and Zero. |
Zero: |
Salutations, my sibling! |
Cesar: |
Horale, let's get to work. |
Kendl runs to Carl, calling to him out of camera. |
Kendl: |
Hey! Hey Carl, look, I think I found a way for us to get paid. |
CJ: |
I ain't going to no college to study no accounting! |
Kendl: |
No, idiot, property! |
CJ: |
Decorating ain't exactly my thing, either. |
Kendl: |
No! Property development! Look, you buy a dump like this, fix it up and sell it. Or better yet, turn the property into a business. The snowball gets bigger... |
CJ: |
I don't know, sis, this all sounds big time to me. |
Kendl: |
Look, Carl, this place is gonna get on it's feet and when it does, we are gonna have money. If you wanna make something of yourself, you gotta let your money work for you. |
CJ: |
Look, I don't even know where to start. |
Kendl: |
Look, you two concentrate on the garage, and let me work the property thing, okay? |
Cesar: |
Yeah, that's my baby girl right there, holmes. |
CJ: |
Man, you chose her, I'm stuck with her! |
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