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Exactly, Lazlow. I know what you are like, I see it in your eyes: a wanderer, a dreamer, a man who has needs, but an idiot, and I can save you and I can save your marriage.

Fernando Martinez is a character appearing as a radio personality in Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.

He is voiced by Frank Chavez.

History[]

Background[]

Fernando Martinez is a long-running radio host with a career on and off radio for almost 30 years.

Although he speaks fluent English, he sometimes briefly speaks Spanish. At these moments, he reveals that he has a natural Puerto Rican accent.

Events of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories[]

Fernando's radio career dates back to at least 1984, as a roaming reporter for Emotion 98.3 during the events of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. The station's main DJ Lionel Makepeace was often at odds with him and did not understand Fernando's poetic yet shallow monologues about passion and lust.

Events of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City[]

By 1986, he had proved popular enough that he hosted the show himself, possibly because his philosophy on passion fit much better in the era than Makepeace's deeper more sensitive views on the subject. Around this time Martinez also did a commercial for Medallion Man, which was advertised on radio stations throughout Vice City. At one point, he details how, during one of his visits to the Malibu Club, he happened upon a lonely woman and introduced her to an Englishman named Kent Paul, and thus realized that he had a "gift for bringing people together", possibly foreshadowing his future business venture.

Events of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]

Sometime after 1986, he was fired from Emotion 98.3 and forced out of Vice City for unknown reasons. He then moved to San Andreas, where he became the improvised host of Lonely Hearts on WCTR after hijacking the show from then-current host Christy MacIntyre in 1992.

Events of Grand Theft Auto III[]

He resurfaces in 2001, running a program in Liberty City called "Fernando's New Beginnings", where husbands relieve the stress of married life by getting a mistress. He is interviewed on Chatterbox FM by Lazlow Jones. When asked about his ethnic background, he says he is "Latin" but later claims that he is from Upstate. Lazlow eventually gets fed up when he realizes "Fernando's New Beginnings" is nothing more than a brothel, and ends the interview by yelling "You're just a cheap pimp from Upstate, get out of my studio!".

Character[]

Personality[]

Martinez comes across as a "Latin lover" who seduces all the women he meets and who has a passionate and lustful personality. He often refers to himself in the third person.

He frequently loses himself in his musings, poetic yet eccentric, about subjects such as passion and romance. He likes to give tips on how to get women and how to secure the "passion" in a relationship. He holds sexist views on women, which come to bite him later in his career as views on gender roles change more and more in society.

His personal life is also implied to have gone downhill later on in his career with some personal problems.

All of these qualities are comedically discussed throughout his air time.

Trivia[]

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Radio DJsOliver Biscuit | Maurice Chavez | Adam First | Jonathan Freeloader | Lazlow | Mr. Magic | Fernando Martinez | Michelle Montanius | Pepe | Amy Sheckenhausen | Toni
Radio guestsJan Brown | Michaela Carapadis | Jenny Louise Crab | Callum Crayshaw | Pat "Mr. Zoo" Flannerdy | Freddy | John F. Hickory | Jack Howitzer | Claude Maginot | Mandy | Emanuel | Gethsemanee Starhawk Moonmaker | Doctor Phillips | Jeremy Robard | BJ Smith | Konstantinos Smith | Barry Stark | Thor
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Beta charactersBJ Smith's Loan Shark | Mr. Moffat | Zeb
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ProtagonistCarl Johnson
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News broadcastingBig Smoke† | Lianne Forget | Madd Dogg | Richard Burns
Radio guestsBig Wayne | Cris Formage | Darius Fontaine | Fernando Martinez | Jack Howitzer | Jenna Forbes | Jimmy | Michael Hunt | OG Loc (Jeffrey Cross) | Reed Tucker | The Truth | Tim
Mentioned charactersAh Ah Kung | Avrindar | Bernard "Crow" Gordon | Beverly Johnson† | Big Devil† | Bobby | Brian Johnson† | Carl Johnson's Father | CM Pink | General Mills | Herbie | Ho Chi | James Earl Cash | Jezz Torrent | Joey Leone | LB | Little Devil† | Love Fist | Mary Alexander | Mary Ellen | Mike Andrews | Tommy Vercetti | Tony† |
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Beta charactersBobbi La Queef | Honey-G | Kylie (Mechanic) | Mafia Casino V.I.P. | Motel Contact | Officer Carver† | Poncho† | Psycho
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ProtagonistVictor Vance
Main charactersLance Vance† | Phil Cassidy | Louise Cassidy-Williams† | Jerry Martinez† | Bryan Forbes† | Reni Wassulmaier | Gonzalez† | Ricardo Diaz† | Armando Mendez† | Diego Mendez† | Phil Collins | Umberto Robina | Marty Jay Williams
Minor charactersBarry Mickelthwaite | Carlos | Mary-Jo Cassidy | Aunt Enid | Fernandez | Frankie | Hank | Troy | Hilberto | Javier | Jesús† | Juan | Mary | Mona | Sergeant Peppah | Alberto Robina | Ronaldo | Marty Williams' cousin† | Spitz | T.J. Sucker | Janet Vance | Mary-Beth Williams | Welfare Woman | Jerry Martinez's Dealer† | Welfare Man | Unnamed Cholo Thug† | Cuban 1
Radio station employeesTrish Camden | Maurice Chavez | Couzin Ed | Adam First | Jonathan Freeloader | Heinrich Havelock | Hector Hernandez | Phil Herrick | Larry Joe | Lazlow | Luke | Lionel Makepeace | Michelle Montanius | Bryce Parker | Pepe | Bobbie Ray | John Sickerman | Chuck Summers | Teri | Dwayne Thorn | Tina Jane | Toni
Radio Show charactersLily Banbury | Pete Banbury | Chief | Ernest Keigel | Molly Malmstein | Gordon Moorehead | Pablo | Richard
Radio guestsBryony Craddock | Kenny Crane | Martin Graves | Pedro | Jeremy Robard | Thorton | Forbes Waverly III
Multiplayer charactersColin Allcars | Agent Alman | Harry Balzac | Robin Banks† | Candy Barr | Anita Bath | Bishop | Bub | Des Buratto | Officer Butts | Officer Cracker | Decjuan DeMarco† | Duane DeVane | Kanye Diggit | Martha Fokker | Dee Generate | Gabe Hiker† | Jose | Daryl Lect | Moe Lester† | Harris Mint | Ron A. Muck | Pearl Neklass | Joaquin Noff | Beau Nurr | Buster Nutt | Cam O'Flarge | Juan Ovzem† | Abe Ozo | Chris Packet | Private Parts | Private Places | Poop Dawg | Pops | Agent Provocateur | Stacy Rhect | Abe Rudder | Boyd Schidt | Hayden Seek | Fidel Sistaxez | The Specialist | T.J. Sucker | Sue E. Sydle | Leo Tarred | Tess Tickle | Jenny Tulls | Tate Urchips | Lee Vitout | Dylan Weed | Hugo Zehr
Mentioned charactersOliver Biscuit | Cousin Bob | Juan Cortez | Jock Cranley | Derek the Dodo | Destiny | Diaz' Girlfriend | Doris | Dot | Eileen | Betty Feeley | Giorgio Forelli | Trent Hopkins | Abner Horowitz | Jack Howitzer | Stonewall J | Bonnie Knight | Linda | Marie Sue | Beverly McFadden | McGinley | Jenny Mitchell | Mystique | Clay Parsons | Puddles | Smithy | Tim | Trev | Chris Van Angel | Pete Vance | Bernard "Crow" Gordon
Beta charactersLeo Teal† | Drug Deal Scammer†
† denotes Deceased, Italics denotes a status determined by the player's choice
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