- — Dwayne Thorn
Thorn dislikes Thorton, who calls into the show, due to his belief in Buddha. Thorn dislikes both foreigners and foreign ideas, considering Los Santos to have too many foreign people. Michelle, who calls in to New World Order, is sexually obsessed with Thorn.
Christopher Murney provides the voice of Dwayne Thorn.
- Dwayne Thorn has his own star on the Vinewood Walk of Fame in Grand Theft Auto V. It is misspelled as "Dwayne Thorne".