- "What you do when you really need to get something off your chest, fast! The solution for the extremely devout, in a hurry."
- ―GTA San Andreas Website.
The church is located behind the Palomino Creek Library. There is a small confessional booth and a driveway going up to it, implying that people can receive services from the confessional by driving up alongside it, however, the player cannot use it. The church is inaccessible and plays no role in the storyline whatsoever. The church is also featured on the game's official website.
A Romero may sometimes spawn in the driveway of the church in the PS2 version and a Shovel can be found in the graveyard. A pedestrian may be found sitting in front of the entrance doors of the church.
- While noticing the tombstones, one can find the graves of Steven Mulholland and Scott Wilson, both were developers in Rockstar, the graves thus serve as an Easter Egg in the game.