The Truth: "I took some fellow travellers deep into the desert on a peyote safari a few nights back. We faced the Inner Light and communed with the Lizard King."
CJ: "Sounds fun. How'd it go?"
The Truth: "That's the problem. I don't know. I'm in Los Santos. I woke up in a Japanese bathhouse about an hour ago and I have no idea how I got here or where the others are."
The Truth tells Carl Johnson about the missing British tourists

Don Peyote is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It is the final mission given by The Truth to protagonist Carl Johnson from outside The Four Dragons Casino, by phone call.


Carl receives an unexpected phone call from The Truth. Apparently, he, a band and their manager went on a "peyote safari" in the desert last night. He tells Carl that he's in Los Santos, not knowing how he got there, and he doesn't know what happened to the other people. So, he asks Carl to travel to Arco del Oeste and make sure they're still alive.

Carl grabs a vehicle and heads out to Bone County. Once atop Arco del Oeste, he starts looking for the band, and finds their frontman and manager. Maccer explains that they passed out from drug use, while Carl offers them a ride to town. Kent Paul tells Carl to take them to Caligula's Palace in Las Venturas where his friend, Ken Rosenberg, is working.

Carl, Maccer and Paul get into Carl's vehicle and begin to drive back to Las Venturas. Carl and Paul ask where are the other members of the band, to which Maccer explains that he remembers "snakes", so Carl drives them to the Snake Farm west of Verdant Meadows. Once there, a few people notice Maccer and Paul, who were involved with the group the previous night. Angered by this, the group point guns at the trio. Carl kills them, before driving Paul and Maccer to Caligula's Casino on The Strip.

Once there, they go inside and make their way to the office. They find Ken, who appears to be distressed. Kent Paul introduces him to Maccer and Carl. Rosenberg explains his very "depressing and tough situation" by informing Paul that every Mafia family is pressuring Rosenberg, and, to make things "worse", Paul is here to witness it. Paul asks Carl to give them some space, and that he will call Carl later. Carl leaves the office and the mission is complete.

Outside the casino, Carl calls Wu Zi Mu and explains that he has found a way to survey Caligula's Casino for the heist in a manner which will not cause suspicion. Carl asks Woozie to meet him soon.

Mission Objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Go find Paul and Maccer
  • You need to find a vehicle with at least two passenger seats
  • Go and pick up Paul and Maccer
  • Take Paul and Maccer to the snake farm
  • Get them back to Rosie's casino in Las Venturas


  • The mission can easily be finished if a Maverick is used to pick up Maccer and Paul. Just be careful landing at the Snake Farm and upon arriving at Caligula's.
  • If the player wants to drive Paul and Maccer safely to Caligula's without being chased by the group, CJ has the option to kill them before driving back to Las Venturas with Paul and Maccer.
    • Alternatively, the player can lure the cowboys' Waltons into the runway in Verdant Meadows in order to take them out effortlessly. When the pickup trucks get close to the player, they can shoot the passengers in the head.
  • It is also possible to outrun the cowboys by driving through Red County before heading to the casino. No matter how far the player drove, it increases the chance of losing the cowboys and driving Paul and Maccer safer especially if driving a fast 4-door car, specifically the Sultan.


Carl Johnson is outside The Four Dragons Casino in Las Venturas when he receives a phone call.
Carl Hello?
The Truth Who am I speaking to?
Carl It's CJ. Hey Truth, is that you?
The Truth Might be. Might be a government algorithm trying to pick your brains so don't admit anything.
Carl Whatever man. Whassup?
The Truth I need a favour Carl. Thought I could cash in some karma chips.
Carl Your credit good.
The Truth I took some fellow travellers deep into the desert on a peyote safari a few nights back. We faced the inner light, and communed with the lizard king.
Carl Sounds fun. How'd it go?
The Truth That's the problem, I don't know. I'm in Los Santos. I woke up in a Japanese bathhouse about an hour ago. I have no idea how I got here or where the others are.
Carl They're probably fine.
The Truth I don't think so. They were Brits - a band and their managers. They have no experience about the desert.
Carl Ok, where'd you make camp? I can go have a look.
The Truth I took 'em up Arco del Oeste - fantastic sunsets. Best start looking for them up there.
Carl hangs up and drives to Arco del Oeste in Bone County. He looks for the band members.
Carl Hello? Hey anybody out here? Truth sent me.
Two members of the band, Maccer and manager Kent Paul, are laid out on the ground, very dazed. Maccer hears Carl and calls out to him.
Maccer EH! Over 'ere!
Carl Hey man. You alright?
Maccer sits up, holding his head.
Maccer 'Kin 'ell. I'm fucking hanging!
Kent Paul also sits up, also holding his head.
Paul Stone me bloody crows. Where am I?
Maccer I dunno mate. I was having a dream; I was wanking over some fat bird's tits when this twat turned up.
Paul angrily gets to his feet and walks over to Maccer.
Paul Maccer you fucking psycho! You did it again didn't you!
Maccer That peyote was shite. You were lucky I brought some tabs along.
Paul I've told you a million times not to put stuff in my fucking drink!
Paul kicks Maccer over.
Maccer Oh, piss off, kidder!
Paul (to Carl) Who are you again?
Carl Oh I'm a friend of The Truth's. He said you guys might need a ride into town or something.
Maccer But I'm a fucking raspberry!
Paul You're not a fucking raspberry!
Maccer I can't feel me legs, our P. I've wanked the use out of them.
Paul Just stand up you soppy cunt. We go through this every weekend.
Maccer slowly gets to his feet.
Maccer Ah! Ooh!
Carl Man, what the hell was y'all doing last night?
Maccer Anybody got a rag?
Carl So where am I taking y'all?
Paul I've got a pal, Rosie. He's got some casino gig going down in Venturas. Sweet.
Carl Alright.
Maccer holds his hand out to Paul.
Paul Fuck off, string.
Maccer Oh, charming.
Carl Alright ladies, let's go.
Paul (to Maccer) Come on. Fucking Northerners...
Maccer Well it felt like I couldn't feel 'em, honest.
Carl, Maccer and Paul get in Carl's car and drive away.
Carl So where's the rest of the band, guys?
Paul Maccer, where are the boys?
Maccer I don't fuckin' know, do I? I remember snakes, lots of snakes.
Carl There's a snake farm not too far from here. We can go check it out.
Maccer (to Paul) You look as pale as a drowned baby, man.
Paul Oh God, I think I'm gonna chuck.
Maccer P, what you need is some food down ya. A fried egg sarnie with mayonnaise will sort it. Or what about a pickled egg?
Paul (to Carl) Pull over, NOW!
Carl stops the car and Paul gets out. He runs to the side of the car and vomits profusely before getting back in. Carl drives them to the Snake Farm just south of Verdant Meadows Airfield.
Carl Here we are. Look familiar?
Maccer Looks just like Salford to me.
Paul What are you talking about?
Some gang members at the farm spot the trio.
Leader Take a gander at 'em fellas. Is that 'em?
Deputy That there city boy has gone and been with my prize hog! Now I don't even get no sugar from her!
Man And that one done screwed my sis! Had a terr'ble aching in my grinds ever since!
Woman I'm gonna slap you silly for giving me and my fella the red bumpies!
Leader What'n tarnation? I'm a fixing to give ya a whoopin' for what you gone and done to my young'uns!
The gang open fire on the trio but Carl kills them. Carl, Maccer and Paul get back in Carl's car.
Carl Seems you boys had a good time.
Maccer Hey, what about the band?
Paul We'll just have to pray they've made it to civilization. Keyboardists and drummers are ten-a-penny anyway.
Carl Which casino is it?
Paul It's called Caligula's. It's on the strip somewhere, I think.
Maccer What kind of tits does this Rosie have? Big, floppy sausage tits? Empty saddlebags, or bee stings?
Paul Rosie's a man! And stop touching yourself!
Maccer It's just for comfort Pablo. This is a stressful situation, man.
Paul You're fucking telling me it is!
Carl Aw, can it, you two!
Maccer Hey, he started it!
Carl arrives at Caligula's Casino on the Las Venturas strip and he, Paul and Maccer head inside.
Paul Come on then. Let's go in and see Rosie.
Ken Rosenberg's office. Ken is lying on his couch looking very stressed. Paul knocks on the door and Ken's guard opens it.
Paul Kent Paul, here to see Rosie.
Guard (to Ken) Hey boss, there's somebody here to see you.
Ken Oh go away. I have a migraine.
Paul Oi Rosie, son, it's me, Paulo!
Ken Oh God. My despair is complete. Ok, let him in.
The guard lets Paul in. Carl and Maccer follow him.
Paul Rosiiieee! How are you, me old son?
Ken I pray that one day I can escape my perpetual torment and retire in peace and comfort a million miles away from anyone I've ever fucking known, and instead, I get this.
Paul Come on, it's me, Kent Paul.
Ken Well, hello Paul, what a pleasant surprise. (Referring to Carl and Maccer) Who the hell are these guys?
Paul These are my boys - Maccer and Carl.
Carl Wassup?
Maccer You want any Speckled Doves, boss? I'm peaking on one right now. Top of the range, man.
Ken Well, it's fitting. As I sit here up to my neck in a river of shit, with every Mafia gorilla from Liberty City to Los Santos pissing in my face, that you, Kent Paul, should witness it.
Paul What's the matter son?
Carl Too numerous, oppressively insurmountable and depressingly fucking typical, even to mention.
Paul It's alright bruv, Paulo can help. (To Carl) Give us some space would you son. I'll give you a tinkle later.
Carl Alright, for sure.
Carl heads to the door and Maccer follows him.
Paul (to Maccer) Not you, Maccer.
Maccer Oh, you twat.
Paul Unbelievable.
Carl leaves the casino. Once outside, he calls Wu Zi Mu.
Carl Hey Woozie. I think I found a way to scope Caligula's Casino without causing too much suspicion. We can talk later.


The reward for this mission is an increase in respect. The mission Intensive Care is unlocked and a new mission icon appears in Caligula's. The Combat Shotgun is now available to buy from the Ammunation ($1,000).


  • If CJ fails the mission and tries it again, the player has the ability to skip to the scene where CJ finds Paul and Maccer.
  • If the player brings a 1-passenger vehicle, one of them will get in, and then get out, and both will start arguing who will go with Carl.
  • A rare glitch may occur with the drivers. If Carl is flying a Maverick with Paul and Maccer on board and the player looks behind the vehicles, the group's Waltons may spawn in the sky and fall straight towards the ground. 
  • After the player has picked up Paul and Maccer, Paul will say that he's not feeling right, in response, Maccer will deliberately suggest that he should eat greasy food. As a result, Paul will demand that the player pull over and he will get out of the car and vomit.
    • If the player does not pull over, Paul will vomit in the vehicle, triggering some interesting dialogue.
  • After Paul throws up, Maccer tells CJ to stop the car so he can urinate. If CJ doesn't stop the car, Paul will tell Maccer to "point it out the window". If CJ does stop the car, Maccer will get out and urinate for a few seconds, before going back inside.
  • The introduction cutscene for this mission is an obvious references to Oliver Stone's 1991 biopic about The Doors, and particularly its frontman Jim Morrison. The Truth mentions going out into the desert with a band to do peyote and getting lost. Peyote is one of many psychedelic drugs similar to LSD, which Morrison was known to use. The Truth's voice on the phone bears a resemblance to Morrison, and he also mentions 'communing with "The Lizard King"', which was one of Morrison's nicknames. The Truth also bears a resemblance to John Densmore, the drummer for the Doors, although this is probably a coincidence.
  • The title of this mission is most likely a reference to Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes, which is one of the most well-known works of Spanish literature as well as a popular musical.

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