Dildo Dodo is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City given to protagonist Tommy Vercetti by porn film director Steve Scott in InterGlobal Films in Prawn Island, Vice City.
Walkthrough
Steve informs you to send the flyers around Downtown, Vice City. Get in the Skimmer and then fly through the designated blue checkpoints one at a time. Once you go through the first checkpoint, head for the red marker. Check your plane's fuel meter that it doesn't run out. All other blue markers are dangerously close between two buildings, so be careful not to crash into one of the buildings. Once you reach the last blue marker, head straight for the last one. Your mission is then complete.
Script
Tommy: How's filming going, Steve?
Steve: Well, Candy is a natural and that new girl - she's insatiable! She went through half the cast and crew before I even took a light reading. Anyway, hey, tomorrow we're going on location to shoot the boat scenes.
Tommy: Boat scenes?! What boat scenes?!
Steve: The fishermen are the throes of passion when this giant shark comes in.
Tommy: What'd I say about the giant shark?
Steve: Oh, boy.
Tommy: I said, "NO GIANT SHARK", alright? Just keep the cameras pointed at the poontang!
Steve: Ok ok, hey Tommy, a guy's gotta try, right?
Tommy: Get those flyers printed up?
Steve: Yeah, but nobody's gonna let us distribute those things, I mean they're just too, uh, they're unimaginative.
Tommy: You don't worry about that. I've got my own ideas of distribution.
Steve: OK. Hey, Candy, uh - in my trailer.
Rewards
The rewards for completing this mission is $2,000 and a Skimmer parked at the studio's jetty. The mission Martha's Mug Shot is unlocked.