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This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and even characters in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.

Government jobs

VCPD Officers

  • Grab that creep!
  • You must be on PCP!
  • Get that perverted worm!
  • Cease and desist!
  • Oh, look who's running!
  • You look dead already!
  • Let's go, sweetheart!
  • Let's dance, you fairy!
  • You're mine, tough guy!
  • I'm the law, boy!
  • I love chasing commies!
  • Heck you, jerk!
  • You, dick!
  • I love to chase queers!
  • Cool your jets, asshole!

Main Characters

Victor Vance

  • Freeze, pinhead.
  • Have a nice death.
  • Say hello to Mr. Death.
  • No one's gonna miss you.
  • Yeah, you understand now, huh?
  • Fuck you.
  • I'm ending this interaction.
  • Just cleaning this shit.
  • Suck lead, asshole.
  • It's over.
  • Yep, I'm gonna shoot you.
  • Your life is about to expire.
  • Your biggest mistake? Being born.
  • This shit is over.
  • This ain't no movie, and this ain't no kid's toy.
  • Hey, dead man.
  • Hey, stiff.
  • This is not a rehearsal.
  • Hey dead man, wassup?
  • Wanna break? May as well.
  • Hey dude, this is what I do.
  • That's it for you, bitch.
  • This is a shortcut to hell.
  • Don't be a dick, I'm a soldier.
  • I'm a soldier, don't push me.
  • I'm a professional, you chump.
  • Okay, you know the score: we hit, we suffer, I win.
  • Me? Fight? Sure, okay!
  • Fight? Sure, but let's make it quick.
  • Ho ho, another scrap!
  • Try begging if you like.
  • Yes, you do have to die!
  • Relax.
  • My need is greater than yours.
  • I'm a soldier, friend.
  • Fire in the hole!
  • Please, just run away.
  • You like this? Me too!
  • You clearly think you're hot shit.
  • I do this shit for a living.
  • You're an idiot, I'm a soldier.
  • You want this to get ugly?
  • Don't be an idiot.
  • Smile.
  • Welcome to America.
  • Welcome to Vice City.
  • Sure, it's a gun.
  • Yeah! Be scared!
  • Go to hell.
  • Bye, asshole.
  • Designed by experts, wrecked by a moron.



  • I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
  • Come on sissy boy!
  • Bikes, mommas and beer.


  • Sharks, to me!
  • Sharks bite, fool.
  • Told you not to come around here!
  • You're messing with a shark!


  • Show me you're the man!
  • You disrespect mi familia, I hurt you!
  • Why you disrespecting, ese?
  • Tengo que mear que mis dientes flotan.
  • I'm gonna see my cousin in San Andreas.
  • Chupa mi pinga, ladrón.
  • Payaso!
  • Vete a jalar el pescuezo al pollo.
  • Vete a chupar el pezón a un chango.
  • Pinche cabrón!
  • Pinche retardado.
  • Chingado!
  • Te meto la verga por el hocico!
  • Metemela puto!
  • Burro.
  • You can't kill me! I'm indestructible.
  • Who's the chingón now, mamón?
  • Baboso!
  • Fuck you pinche vato, I'm bulletproof.
  • Porno videos are the way to go, man.
  • Last night I was bien pedo.
  • You know who I am, ese?
  • Jode tu madre, ladrón!
  • Mi familia is more important than your family, ese.
  • I have tattooed mis mujeres y mis hijos on my chest.
  • I try Release, my mouth feel nice.
  • My iguana Angelina died.
  • You know I'm a cholo, cabrón?
  • Cholos kill you good, pendejo.
  • God protect me!


  • He's like one big puta waiting for pinga.
  • I'm too fuerte for these cochinos.
  • I step on these cucarachas.

Victor's gang

  • I've had enough of those British DJs.
  • A cool attitude is really imporant.
  • Some a-hole stole my lawn mower.
  • What the fuck, Vic?!


Prostitute 1

  • I'm a dominatrix too, puto.
  • Ay papi don't kill me!
  • Papi I just peed my thong!

Construction Worker

  • I'm gonna take you apart.
  • I'm gonna put you in a cement mixer!
  • They'll find your body in some building foundation after this!
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