Dialogues in GTA Vice City

This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and even characters in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Government jobs

Coast Guard

• Stop, right this second!
• Hey prick, stop your boat!
• Where are the cops?
• You are violating regulations!
• Stop!
• Stop that boat immediately!
• There he is, on the boat, stop it!
• You, though guy, stop your vehicle!
• VCPD Guards, stop right know!
• I'll shoot!
• You are under arrest pal!
• Asshole, stop that damn boat, you are breaking the law!
• Boats in range, stop or I will shoot.
• You're under arrest on suspicious business!

Heli Support

• You're completely surrounded!
• You had your last chance!
• This is the VCPD, put your guns down!
• There he is, take him out!
• There he is, over there!
• This is the police, suspect in range.
• This is VCPD, stop right now!
• This is VCPD, you are under arrest!
• Hey! He is not stopping, shoot him!
• Over there, you got him!
• Backup!
• We see you asshole!

VCPD Officers

• Show me some ID.
• You got ID?
• I may have to hurt you.
• I'm trained!
• Police business, move please!
• Stop!
• Hope for your sake that I don't catch you!
• I'm an officer of the law, stop!
• You're under arrest.
• This is cop business sir.
• Come on wise guy give it a shot.
• We have you surrounded!
• We have you surrounded asshole.
• Get him!
• This is just like training!
• Take him out!
• We have you fully surrounded criminal.
• Cover me, I don't wanna die.
• Come on hit me, I wanna retire!
• I'm retiring soon cover me!
• Don't make me angry!
• Dangerous driving is a crime!
• I see you over there.
• You're breaking the law!
• I want ten minutes alone with this asshole.
• I hope you like prison food.
• You're going nowhere.
• Call your lawyer!
• Don't move a muscle, chump.
• Don't move a muscle!
• Stay right there tough guy!
• Hope you have a good lawyer punk.
• Headshot.
• Show me your money.
• Not so big now mister.
• I got him.
• Hey get back here!
• He's mine!
• I see him.
• Nothing, its only a scratch.
• Get me back out there.
• My first day on the job and this happens.
• Uh, can I retire now?

Main Characters

Ken Rosenberg

• Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!
• Officer, do you really think my client was capable of that?
• Tommy Vercetti walks right here, or we sue for defamation.
• My client wasn't even in town today, and you know it.
• Of course he looks like a suspect, that don't make him guilty, you look like an idiot, that doesn't mean you're one.
• Vercetti walks right now or there's going to be hell to pay.
• Tommy Vercetti is a kind of man, a generous man, a civic minded man, but he does not appreciate being called a killer officer.
• Come on officer, Tommy Vercetti wasn't even in Vice City on the day in question.
• Tommy Vercetti doesn't even own a gun, how could he do that, now let him go.
• You know and I know Tommy Vercetti never did that.
• Vercetti walks or you can kiss your promotion, goodbye pal.
• Oh sure he was there, but that hardly means he did it.
• Vercetti walks right now! Bail or I sue.
• You wouldn't know the truth if you found it banging your wife, now shut up and release my client... and your wife's not that great.
• Oh really, cuz you saw it, it must have happened oh ho ho what a load of crap and you know it!
• Come on officer, officer! What, are you drinking on the job?
• Get sergeant Pulaski down here, that chump owes me a favor.
• My client is a very important man, and he won't respond kindly to these revolting accusations.
• All you evidence is circumstantial bullshit and you know it.
• We're trying to prepare a legal case officer not swing around accusations like a preapeck dodo.
• You think your opinion is important here !? We're talking about a man's freedom!
• Don't make me get irritated with you officer, you can not substantiate your claims in any way shape or form, Vercetti walks!
• These charges, they ain't worth the paper they're written on and you know it.
• You have no grounds for refusing bails right now.
• My client is innocent!
• You think that is going to stand up in the court?
• Come'on, he's an innocent man, officer!
• If i have to make a claim against the police department for this outrage, I will.

Working Class Citizens

Construction Worker

• Off the road! Move that piece, step out, dumb ass!
• This traffic sucks!
• Kill this guy!
• Why you don't keep moving?
• Get out the way.
• I got the death bread, you lose!
• Think about it, dickhead!
• Freaking wise guy!
• Do you want to get murdered?
• I'll erase you from existence!
• You'll lose!
• I'll dunk your effin' donut!
• I can't feel my legs!
• Bam! That was a good one!
• Ruhrrr, ruhrrr. ruhrr!!!
• I feel like killing someone!
• You dick!
• He turns him alive to the soul!
• Construction business saves from whips!
• Prick, what the hell you doing?
• Ah! Get that clown!
• Nice ass, baby!
• Come on you prick, you're dead!
• Watch it, I got the death grip!
• That guy got a gun!
• Ahh...Bad move!
• You wanna get mauled?
• You want me to drill you?
• Someone get a car!
• Someone shoot this asshole!
• Aah!
• Aah, no!
• No, why me? I didn't do it, my goodness!
• Oh, that was dumb!
• I'll be sure, you'll be dead!
• What the hell?
• You got a nice ass baby!
• Now, this is fun!
• Where's the barrel around here?
• Do this for me before!
• Easy!
• A candy from a dead baby!
• What kind a neighborhood is this?
• When I catch your ass, you're dead!

Pimp

• Move that piece of crap!
• Move on, dickface!
• Can you believe in this asshole?
• Get off of my way!
• Get out of the road, asshole!
• Let's go, time is pimping money.
• Stay cool, boss.
• Hey, easy up there G, need some action?
• Need some peace for the night?
• Watch yourself asshole!
• Beat it, just beat it.
• Relax baby, just one of my girls.
• It's all you got, bitch?
• You lucky, my hoses are okay.
• You ugly bastard!
• Ah, and I just got a little job.
• You want something moron?
• Hehe, watch it bitch!
• Jackass!
• Get out of the road, shitface!
• Ah shit, my new jacket.
• You need a new job honey? Stop at my office baby.
• Uhm baby, yout sweet damn, what's up with you baby?
• You want some of this, I will make you my bitch!
• Hey, you are an ugly bitch, ugly out of my way.
• You're going down!
• What you got, chump?
• Slow your ass down!
• Relax.. be cool man, be cool.
• Hey man, chill, not me.
• Come on bro', I need this wheels.
• What the hell are you doing?
• You pay for this!
• Though guy, huh?
• Get the hell off me!
• That shit almost kill me.
• Put the closes out.
• Come on Taxi, come on!

Gangs

Cubans

• Where do he come from?
• My arm, my life, my head!
• You better stop running now!
• I'm starting my own thing now!
• One, two, you gonna getting in the face!
• Hey man, qué pasó man?
• Cojones!
• Qué carajo!
• Maricón, que pasa?
• You're so hard, chica!
• Take me out!
• Gringo estúpido!
• Your arms, and then your legs.
• You don't scare me, put the gun down stupid.
• No no, not my baby, kill you!
• Hey, who are you?
• Where the hell am I?
• Gracias, medico!
• Psiu! Taxi!
• You're really irritating me man!
• I am not happy, man.
• Out of my way man.
• Oye, qué te pasa, man?
• Step out, man.
• Don't bull that shit, man!
• Do you know how will this going to cost!?
• You're in trouble man!
• Oye, no te lo crea, man.
• One day this will be my town, man.
• I am Cubano man!
• Tú quieres un cafecito?
• Asshole!
• Hey you man, you want something?
• People walking here!
• Asesino!
• Oye que te mato!
• En la cara, you asshole!
• This will cost you, you in trouble.
• I love this, this is a disaster.
• You better pull that trigger, man!
• I will kill you man.
• You crazy or something?
• Dáme ese carro, cabrón!
• Oh yeah!
• I believe this belongs to me!
• Where are we man?
• Gracias, man..
• I'll run your ass, man!
• You wanna get out of the way?
• Move your stupid ass!
• You're blocking the freaking road, man!
• You better watch your hands, man!
• Hola, comandante!
• No me gusta!
• Este es mi pueblo!
• You see my face, keep walking!
• You wanna feel the rage, man?
• I don't believe you hit my car, man!
• Esto no me gusta!
• Es que no me creo man!
• Chico, esto no puedo ser!
• Every time with you, man.
• Always something, man.
• I said, you understand me now, man?
• You trying to throw me over?
• Funny? I will show you funny!
• How many times, man?
• I don't like fighting man, that's not what I want!
• Hey man, that's not fair!
• Policía! This guy is throwing to run me out!
• I will battle you out.
• I will get out of my city and kill you!
• Do you realize, you know?
• Stay back!
• You don't know what I'm saying?
• Now you feel the rage!
• Gracias, pana!
• I need a ride, taxi!
• C'mon guy, move that shit!
• Hola perro, move that shit!
• Hey chico, you better say sorry!
• I think we gonna have a problem here man.
• This is my brand new freaking car!
• I will murder you man!
• This is getting ridiculous!
• Man, you wanna go fishing?
• You cabrón, asshole!
• Get back here!
• I will show you the middle finger!
• Estoy encabronado!
• I'm gonna drop you bro!
• What my boss gonna say it?
• I plan my flag here, man.
• This belongs to my hermana!
• He took my cash!
• Taxi, taxi!
• Move your ass, amigo!
• I am not interested, amigo.

Diaz's Gang

• Move, c'mon!
• What you doing for?
• Move that damn vehicle!
• Careful, hey get lost!
• You in the way!
• Hey, we are trying to do business over here!
• Move, don't push me.
• Excuse me, this car belongs to Diaz!
• You hit me, now I hit you!
• Stupid idiota!
• It's expecting a big real shipment from Colombia!
• He steals the money back!
• Do you got anything to say to yourself?
• Move, dickhead, idiota!
• You better move though guy!
• Nobody screws with me!
• Nobody screws with Diaz' men!
• I pay muscles.
• Okay amigo, okay!
• What you thinking, dickhead?
• Oh, you are really scary...
• Diaz' will want you death, dickhead!
• We all got guns, bad boy!
• You really want to get killed, amigo?
• You can't do that!
• What you doing, though guy?
• Give me that!
• I work for Diaz, idiota!
• What we are supposed to be, man?
• Honey's Taxi!

Vercetti Gang

• Oh come on, come on, move!
• We got work to do asshole, what are you doing?
• Whoa you see that? This town is full of morons!
• Do you want me to deal with them?
• Look out!
• Are you drunk or something?
• Hey, these shoes are new!
• Why do you do that for?
• Should I kill them?
• He's been hit, everybody alright?
• What's going on?
• Forget about Mario!
• You better tell him, Mario!
• Hey Mario, I never asked you sister about it man!
• I wouldn't do that, I got those clothes you want it.
• Careful asshole!
• Asshole!
• Do you know who we work for?
• Come here, prick!
• We do that for living asshole!
• Hey! Look at her, I didn't want like this!
• Why you hit me asshole?
• Why did I do to you?
• Give me a break asshole!
• Can we still drive?
• Take it easy!
• I didn't mean nothing.
• What is this?
• I've always been loyal, get off!
• You can't jack me, who do you think I am?
• You kidding me?
• Get lost or I'll kill you!
• Get lost, get out of here!
• We got a problem here.
• Where are we?
• Who brought us here?
• Yeehee! Taxi! Cabbie!
• Move, come on, move!
• Hey moron, move!
• Drive, asshole!
• Relax!
• Don't push the Mario man!
• Wow they hit us! Should I tell that?
• I don't want the cops here, let's get out of here!
• You did what?
• I told myself, Mario, take it easy!
• What should I do about her, I hate that woman!
• She always give me a hurt time.
• What hurt what we got?
• You blind idiot, learn to drive!
• Where do these people learn to drive?
• Come on asshole, you nearly hit me!
• Look at that, now that's a woman!
• Talk to me, don't hit me!
• Easy, shoot them, not me.
• Get of me!
• You can't jack us!
• We need that, now get lost.
• Who's got the map?
• I got my money on three wives!
• Call my wife, kill her at over.
• Do you know who we are, asshole?
• Hey asshole, move, move!
• Hey, what's the supreme?
• Heey, stay back!
• Come on, don't push me!
• Keep going, keep going!
• Hey hey, it's Mr. V!
• Tommy, you gonna love this!
• You got problem with the street kids.
• You got to listen to this one man!
• Where we going now boss?
• Do you know I've been loyal?
• Hey prick, come in, we gonna kill you.
• Asshole, I see you asshole!
• My lord, this is a heaven!
• I gotta hit you back!
• This town is screwed!
• I think this belongs to me!
• Call my mother!
• Whoa, I can't believe that!
• Taxi over here!
• Taxi!

Pedestrians

African American in a Blue Jumpsuit

• Move that piece of shit!
• Yo, get out the way!
• Hey, you're in my way, dog.
• Yo, hey yo yo move!
• You're blocking the traffic!
• You're blocking up the streets!
• Excuse me, cat!
• Do you don't see me or something, brother?
• Yo, be careful in that, man.
• Yo, you wanna drown, man?
• Yo, easy brotha!
• I'll get my union on you!
• Careful, docks is a dangerous place!
• Money just hit my wheels!
• I know you hit my car, dog!
• I know you did that, I can't believe this is happening!
• Hey son, you just hit my ride!
• Fresh from Singapore?
• I got some good stuff...
• I'm always getting a deal with Jimmy.
• Welcome to Vice City!
• I got flamingos, two for one!
• You looking a sell-buy or something?
• Yo, you're trying to kill me man !?
• Yo, you better be careful, easy!
• Mad man!
• Yo, you 73th kid!
• Yo, you got a death wish, son!
• Easy son, you nearby killed me!
• Yo, yo, yo, yo, you got a brother?
• Yo, no shoot man, no shoot!!!
• Yo, why you knocking me friend?
• I just want to make a deal, yo, I just want to make a deal!
• Hey, officer, I don't know nothing man!
• Yo, yo, yo, yo be easy man, aw shit! You trying to jack me!
• Ai, yo, yo, ai!
• Yo, what's up? What's going on dog?
• You're trying to take my whip son!
• I earn that money by jacking people man!
• It's my money, it's my cheese.
• Yo, stay away from me yo!
• Yo, I sell everything you want yo!
• Yo yo yo, Taxi, brother!

Mexican Chick

• Get out of the way!
• This don't look carnaval, get out of the road man!
• Eat it on the Giggle Cream!
• You in the way, idiota!
• Oye marimbero!
• Hey idiota, mamífero.
• I'm a woman.
• Can't you see or something?
• Do you like me?
• You hit my car, then I hit your face!
• PUTA, my car!
• Why you do that for?
• Are you blind or idiot?
• I'll shot the car on you eyes!
• I'll kill you!
• Cálmate, por qué te aceleras?
• I just want me a good match.
• Get me a beauty partner.
• I'm going to the Malibu discoteca!
• I'm going dancing porque soy preciosa!
• She stole my man!
• Hit me!
• You're always looking at the girls, uh?
• Oye, o qué estás fumando?
• You piece of trash!
• I'll bust your ass for this.
• My momma hit harder than you!
• You got woman clothes, amigo.
• I am not appreciate at you, I kill you!
• You animal, you want to fight?
• Hey, you don't wanna be stupid.
• I got a lot of brothers, though guy!
• I'm a lady!
• Hey, let me see the other girl!
• HEEY, I got a lot of brothers, mamífero!
• MAMÍFERO!
• You're bulling ladies uh? Come here!
• Hey. that's my money!
• I need that for my operation!
• I need that money!
• You must buy a woman.
• Hey hey, Taxi, por favor!

Elderly Woman in a Green Sweater

• I'm 98, for Christ's Sake!
• I'm here! Move aside!
• I oughta give you a knuckle-freaking sandwich!
• I gotta change my douchebag..
• You swear it? I wanna hear you swear!
• I'm a senior, you're a junior, now move it!
• Why, you meddling kids!
• Do you know where the old (?) senior residence is?
• Harry, is that you?
• Wha..Why can't you see me down here?
• Have some respect for your elders!
• Thanks for helping an old lady.
• Oh yes, sorry honey, I'm single.

Street Criminal in Red Jacket

• Coming through.

• What are you doin'?
• Yeah, you got a problem?
• Move it or lose it!
• You want me to push you?
• Watch your step!
• Get out of the way.
• You got a death wish?
• Out of my way.