This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and even characters in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
Government jobs
Coast Guard
- Stop, right this second!
- Hey prick, stop your boat!
- Where are the cops?
- You are violating regulations!
- Stop!
- Stop that boat immediately!
- There he is, on the boat, stop it!
- You, though guy, stop your vehicle!
- VCPD Guards, stop right know!
- I'll shoot!
- You are under arrest pal!
- Asshole, stop that damn boat, you are breaking the law!
- Boats in range, stop or I will shoot.
- You're under arrest on suspicious business!
Heli Support
- You're completely surrounded!
- You had your last chance!
- This is the VCPD, put your guns down!
- There he is, take him out!
- There he is, over there!
- There he is, suspecting range.
- This is VCPD, stop right now!
- This is VCPD, you are under arrest!
- Hey! He is not stopping, shoot him!
- Backup!
- We see you asshole!
VCPD Officers
- Show me some ID.
- You got ID?
- I may have to hurt you.
- I'm trained!
- Police business, move please!
- Stop!
- Hope for your sake that I don't catch you!
- I'm an officer of the law, stop!
- You're under arrest.
- This is cop business sir.
- Come on wise guy give it a shot.
- We have you surrounded!
- We have you surrounded asshole.
- Get him!
- Take him out!
- We have you fully surrounded criminal.
- Cover me, I don't wanna die.
- Come on hit me, I wanna retire!
- I'm retiring soon cover me!
- Don't make me angry!
- Dangerous driving is a crime!
- I see you over there.
- You're breaking the law!
- I want ten minutes alone with this asshole.
- I hope you like prison food.
- Your going nowhere.
- Call your lawyer!
- Don't move a muscle chump.
- Don't move a muscle!
- Stay right there tough guy!
- Hope you have a good lawyer punk.
- Headshot.
- Show me your money.
- Not so big now mister.
- I got him.
- Hey get back here!
- He's mine!
- I see him.
- Nothing, its only a scratch.
- Get me back out there.
- My first day on the job and this happens.
- Uh, can I retire now?
Main Characters
Ken Rosenberg
- Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!
- Officer, do you really think my client was capable of that?
- Tommy Vercetti walks right here, or we sue for defamation.
- My client wasn't even in town today, and you know it.
- Of course he looks like a suspect, that don't make him guilty, you look like an idiot, that doesn't mean you're one.
- Vercetti walks right now or there's going to be hell to pay.
- Tommy Vercetti is a kind of man, a generous man, a civic minded man, but he does not appreciate being called a killer officer.
- Come on officer, Tommy Vercetti wasn't even in Vice City on the day in question.
- Tommy Vercetti doesn't even own a gun, how could he do that, now let him go.
- You know and I know Tommy Vercetti never did that.
- Vercetti walks or you can kiss your promotion, goodbye pal.
- Oh sure he was there, but that hardly means he did it.
- Vercetti walks right now! Bail or I sue.
- You wouldn't know the truth if you found it banging your wife, now shut up and release my client... and your wife's not that great.
- Oh really, cuz you saw it, it must have happened oh ho ho what a load of crap and you know it!
- Come on officer, officer! What, are you drinking on the job?
- Get sergeant Pulaski down here, that chump owes me a favor.
- My client is a very important man, and he won't respond kindly to these revolting accusations.
- All you evidence is circumstantial bullshit and you know it.
- We're trying to prepare a legal case officer not swing around accusations like a preapeck dodo.
- You think your opinion is important here !? We're talking about a man's freedom!
- Don't make me get irritated with you officer, you can not substantiate your claims in any way shape or form, Vercetti walks!
- These charges, they ain't worth the paper they're written on and you know it.
- You have no grounds for refusing bails right now.
- My client is innocent!
- You think that is going to stand up in the court?
- Come'on, he's an innocent man, officer!
- If i have to make a claim against the police department for this outrage, I will.
Working Class Citizens
Construction Worker
- Off the road! Move that piece, step out, dumb ass!
- This traffic sucks!
- Kill this guy!
- Why you don't keep moving?
- Get out the way.
- I got the death bread, you lose!
- Think about it, dickhead!
- Freaking wise guy!
- Do you want to get murdered?
- I'll erase you from existence!
- I can't feel my legs!
- Bam! That was a good one!
- Ruhrrr, ruhrrr. ruhrr!!!
- I feel like killing someone!
- You dick!
- He turns him alive to the soul!
- Construction business saves from whips!
- Prick, what the hell you doing?
- Ah! Get that clown!
- Nice ass, baby!
- Come on you prick, you're dead!
- That guy got a gun!
- Someone get a car!
- Someone shoot this asshole!
- Aah!
- Aah, no!
- No, why me? I didn't do it, my goodness!
- Oh, that was dumb!
- I'll be sure, you'll be dead!
- What the hell?
- You got a nice ass baby!
- Now, this is fun!
- Where's the barrel around here?
- Do this for me before!
- Easy!
- A candy from a dead baby!
- What kind a neighborhood is this?
- When I catch your ass, you're dead!
Pimp
- Move that piece of crap!
- Move on, dickface!
- Can you believe in this asshole?
- Get off of my way!
- Get out of the road, asshole!
- Let's go, time is pimping money.
- Stay cool, boss.
- Hey, easy up there G, need some action?
- Need some peace for the night?
- Watch yourself asshole!
- Beat it, just beat it.
- Relax baby, just one of my girls.
- It's all you got, bitch?
- You lucky, my hoses are okay.
- You ugly bastard!
- Ah, and I just got a little job.
- You want something moron?
- Hehe, watch it bitch!
- Jackass!
- Get out of the road, shitface!
- Ah shit, my new jacket.
- You need a new job honey? Stop at my office baby.
- Uhm baby, yout sweet damn, what's up with you baby?
- You want some of this, I will make you my bitch!
- Hey, you are an ugly bitch, ugly out of my way.
- You're going down!
- What you got, chump?
- Slow your ass down!
- Relax.. be cool man, be cool.
- Hey man, chill, not me.
- Come on bro', I need this wheels.
- What the hell are you doing?
- You pay for this!
- Though guy, huh?
- Get the hell off me!
- That shit almost kill me.
- Put the closes out.
- Come on Taxi, come on!
Gangs
Cubans
- Where do he come from?
- My arm, my life, my head!
- You better stop running now!
- I'm starting my own thing now!
- One, two, you gonna getting in the face!
- Hey man, qué pasó man?
- Cojones!
- Qué carajo!
- Maricón, que pasa?
- You're so hard, chica!
- Take me out!
- Gringo estúpido!
- Your arms, and then your legs.
- You don't scare me, put the gun down stupid.
- No no, not my baby, kill you!
- Hey, who are you?
- Where the hell am I?
- Gracias, medico!
- Psiu! Taxi!
- You're really irritating me man!
- I am not happy, man.
- Out of my way man.
- Oye, qué te pasa, man?
- Step out, man.
- Don't bull that shit, man!
- Do you know how will this going to cost!?
- You're in trouble man!
- Oye, no te lo crea, man.
- One day this will be my town, man.
- I am Cubano man!
- Tú quieres un cafecito?
- Asshole!
- Hey you man, you want something?
- People walking here!
- Asesino!
- Oye que te mato!
- En la cara, you asshole!
- This will cost you, you in trouble.
- I love this, this is a disaster.
- You better pull that trigger, man!
- I will kill you man.
- You crazy or something?
- Dáme ese carro, cabrón!
- Oh yeah!
- I believe this belongs to me!
- Where are we man?
- Gracias, man..
- I'll run your ass, man!
- You wanna get out of the way?
- Move your stupid ass!
- You're blocking the freaking road, man!
- You better watch your hands, man!
- Hola, comandante!
- No me gusta!
- Este es mi pueblo!
- You see my face, keep walking!
- You wanna feel the rage, man?
- I don't believe you hit my car, man!
- Esto no me gusta!
- Es que no me creo man!
- Chico, esto no puedo ser!
- Every time with you, man.
- Always something, man.
- I said, you understand me now, man?
- You trying to throw me over?
- Funny? I will show you funny!
- How many times, man?
- I don't like fighting man, that's not what I want!
- Hey man, that's not fair!
- Policía! This guy is throwing to run me out!
- I will battle you out.
- I will get out of my city and kill you!
- Do you realize, you know?
- Stay back!
- You don't know what I'm saying?
- Now you feel the rage!
- Gracias, pana!
- I need a ride, taxi!
- C'mon guy, move that shit!
- Hola perro, move that shit!
- Hey chico, you better say sorry!
- I think we gonna have a problem here man.
- This is my brand new freaking car!
- I will murder you man!
- This is getting ridiculous!
- Man, you wanna go fishing?
- You cabrón, asshole!
- Get back here!
- I will show you the middle finger!
- Estoy encabronado!
- I'm gonna drop you bro!
- What my boss gonna say it?
- I plan my flag here, man.
- This belongs to my hermana!
- He took my cash!
- Taxi, taxi!
- Move your ass, amigo!
- I am not interested, amigo.
Diaz's Gang
- Move, c'mon!
- What you doing for?
- Move that damn vehicle!
- Careful, hey get lost!
- You in the way!
- Hey, we are trying to do business over here!
- Move, don't push me.
- Excuse me, this car belongs to Diaz!
- You hit me, now I hit you!
- Stupid idiota!
- It's expecting a big real shipment from Colombia!
- He steals the money back!
- Do you got anything to say to yourself?
- Move, dickhead, idiota!
- You better move though guy!
- Nobody screws with me!
- Nobody screws with Diaz' men!
- I pay muscles.
- Okay amigo, okay!
- What you thinking, dickhead?
- Oh, you are really scary...
- Diaz' will want you death, dickhead!
- We all got guns, bad boy!
- You really want to get killed, amigo?
- You can't do that!
- What you doing, though guy?
- Give me that!
- I work for Diaz, idiota!
- What we are supposed to be, man?
- Honey's Taxi!
Vercetti Gang
- Oh come on, come on, move!
- We got work to do asshole, what are you doing?
- Whoa you see that? This town is full of morons!
- Do you want me to deal with them?
- Look out!
- Are you drunk or something?
- Hey, these shoes are new!
- Why do you do that for?
- Should I kill them?
- He's been hit, everybody alright?
- What's going on?
- Forget about Mario!
- You better tell him, Mario!
- Hey Mario, I never asked you sister about it man!
- I wouldn't do that, I got those clothes you want it.
- Careful asshole!
- Asshole!
- Do you know who we work for?
- Come here, prick!
- We do that for living asshole!
- Hey! Look at her, I didn't want like this!
- Why you hit me asshole?
- Why did I do to you?
- Give me a break asshole!
- Can we still drive?
- Take it easy!
- I didn't mean nothing.
- What is this?
- I've always been loyal, get off!
- You can't jack me, who do you think I am?
- You kidding me?
- Get lost or I'll kill you!
- Get lost, get out of here!
- We got a problem here.
- Where are we?
- Who brought us here?
- Yeehee! Taxi! Cabbie!
- Move, come on, move!
- Hey moron, move!
- Drive, asshole!
- Relax!
- Don't push the Mario man!
- Wow they hit us! Should I tell that?
- I don't want the cops here, let's get out of here!
- You did what?
- I told myself, Mario, take it easy!
- What should I do about her, I hate that woman!
- She always give me a hurt time.
- What hurt what we got?
- You blind idiot, learn to drive!
- Where do these people learn to drive?
- Come on asshole, you nearly hit me!
- Look at that, now that's a woman!
- Talk to me, don't hit me!
- Easy, shoot them, not me.
- Get of me!
- You can't jack us!
- We need that, now get lost.
- Who's got the map?
- I got my money on three wives!
- Call my wife, kill her at over.
- Do you know who we are, asshole?
- Hey asshole, move, move!
- Hey, what's the supreme?
- Heey, stay back!
- Come on, don't push me!
- Keep going, keep going!
- Hey hey, it's Mr. V!
- Tommy, you gonna love this!
- You got problem with the street kids.
- You got to listen to this one man!
- Where we going now boss?
- Do you know I've been loyal?
- Hey prick, come in, we gonna kill you.
- Asshole, I see you asshole!
- My lord, this is a heaven!
- I gotta hit you back!
- This town is screwed!
- I think this belongs to me!
- Call my mother!
- Whoa, I can't believe that!
- Taxi over here!
- Taxi!
Pedestrians
African American in a Blue Jumpsuit
- Move that piece of shit!
- Yo, get out the way!
- Hey, you're in my way, dog.
- Yo, hey yo yo move!
- You're blocking the traffic!
- You're blocking up the streets!
- Excuse me, cat!
- Do you don't see me or something, brother?
- Yo, be careful in that, man.
- Yo, easy brotha!
- I'll get my union on you!
- Careful, docks is a dangerous place!
- Money just hit my wheels!
- I know you hit my car, dog!
- I know you did that, I can't believe this is happening!
- Hey son, you just hit my ride!
- Fresh from Singapore?
- I got some good stuff...
- I'm always getting a deal with Jimmy.
- Welcome to Vice City!
- I got flamingos, two for one!
- You looking a sell-buy or something?
- Yo, you're trying to kill me man !?
- Yo, you better be careful, easy!
- Mad man!
- Yo, you 73th kid!
- Yo, you got a death wish, son!
- Easy son, you nearby killed me!
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, you got a brother?
- Yo, no shoot man, no shoot!!!
- I just want to make a deal, yo, I just want to make a deal!
- Hey, officer, I don't know nothing man!
- Yo, yo, yo, yo be easy man, aw shit! You trying to jack me!
- Ai, yo, yo, ai!
- Yo, what's up? What's going on dog?
- You're trying to take my whip son!
- I earn that money by jacking people man!
- It's my money, it's my cheese.
- Yo, stay away from me yo!
- Yo, I sell everything you want yo!
- Yo yo yo, Taxi, brother!
Mexican Chick
- Get out of the way!
- This don't look carnaval, get out of the road man!
- Eat it on the Giggle Cream!
- You in the way, idiota!
- Oye marimbero!
- Hey idiota, mamífero.
- I'm a woman.
- Can't you see or something?
- Do you like me?
- You hit my car, then I hit your face!
- PUTA, my car!
- Why you do that for?
- Are you blind or idiot?
- I'll shot the car on you eyes!
- I'll kill you!
- Cálmate, por qué te aceleras?
- I just want me a good match.
- Get me a beauty partner.
- I'm going to the Malibu discoteca!
- I'm going dancing porque soy preciosa!
- She stole my man!
- Hit me!
- You're always looking at the girls, uh?
- Oye, o qué estás fumando?
- You piece of trash!
- I'll bust your ass for this.
- My momma hit harder than you!
- You got woman clothes, amigo.
- I am not appreciate at you, I kill you!
- You animal, you want to fight?
- Hey, you don't wanna be stupid.
- I got a lot of brothers, though guy!
- I'm a lady!
- Hey, let me see the other girl!
- HEEY, I got a lot of brothers, mamífero!
- MAMÍFERO!
- You're bulling ladies uh? Come here!
- Hey. that's my money!
- I need that for my operation!
- I need that money!
- You must buy a woman.
- Hey hey, Taxi, por favor!