This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and even characters in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
Government jobs
Coast Guard
- Stop, right this second!
- Hey prick, stop your boat!
- Where are the cops?
- You are violating regulations!
- Stop!
- Stop that boat immediately!
- There he is, on the boat, stop it!
- You, though guy, stop your vehicle!
- VCPD Guards, stop right now!
- I'll shoot!
- You are under arrest pal!
- Asshole, stop that damn boat, you are breaking the law!
- Boats in range, stop or I will shoot.
- You're under arrest on suspicious business!
Heli Support
- You're completely surrounded!
- You had your last chance!
- This is the VCPD, put your guns down!
- There he is, take him out!
- There he is, over there!
- This is the police, suspect in range.
- This is VCPD, stop right now!
- This is VCPD, you are under arrest!
- Hey! He is not stopping, shoot him!
- Over there, you got him!
- Backup!
- We see you asshole!
- You hit me! You hit me!
- Look I don't want to hurt you!
- Oh my Lord, this looks real bad!
- This ain't cool brother.
- I got to get some overtime for this!
- This city has gone crazy!
- What's been going on?
- This looks real nasty!
- No problem. This ones looks bad!
- Real nasty!
- Don't be a hero, yo!
- This ain't too cool, man!
- You want to be a hero? I'll let you die!
- They're hurt pretty bad, we're going to need some help!
- I can't shut them up!
- You ain't gonna die, relax!
- Stop crying babyface!
- If I hurt you, I ain't kissing it better!
- You stupid maniac!
- You sadist maniac!
- Let's go to work, let's save some lives!
- I thought Vice City was supposed to be cool man!
- Call the hospital, get them ready!
- Ok buddy, you're gonna be fine.
- Sit still, stop shaking.
- Take it easy, and no problem!
- They're cut up pretty bad up here!
- We're gonna need help!
VCPD Officers
- Show me some ID.
- You got ID?
- I may have to hurt you.
- I'm trained!
- Police business, move please!
- Stop!
- Hope for your sake that I don't catch you!
- I'm an officer of the law, stop!
- You're under arrest.
- This is cop business sir.
- Come on wise guy give it a shot.
- We have you surrounded!
- We have you surrounded asshole.
- Get him!
- This is just like training!
- Take him out!
- We have you fully surrounded criminal.
- Cover me, I don't wanna die.
- Come on hit me, I wanna retire!
- I'm retiring soon cover me!
- Don't make me angry!
- Dangerous driving is a crime!
- I see you over there.
- You're breaking the law!
- I want ten minutes alone with this asshole.
- I hope you like prison food.
- You're going nowhere.
- Call your lawyer!
- Don't move a muscle, chump.
- Don't move a muscle!
- Stay right there tough guy!
- Hope you have a good lawyer punk.
- Headshot.
- Show me your money.
- Not so big now mister.
- I got him.
- Hey get back here!
- He's mine!
- I see him.
- Nothing, its only a scratch.
- Get me back out there.
- My first day on the job and this happens.
- Uh, can I retire now?
Police Radio
- (All Directions)
- (All Locations)
- (All Codes)
- Suspect on foot. (when Tommy has a wanted level)
- Suspect in a (color) (type of vehicle) (in a vehicle)
Main Characters
Tommy Vercetti
Being Arrested
(1-3 stars)
- You got me. Relax, relax.
- Go beat up innocent kids.
- Ok, we're done. Calm down now.
- Can you call my lawyer? His name's Rosenberg.
- Enough now.
- That the best you got?
- I know, you're only doing your job.
- I'm not resisting arrest.
- Call my lawyer, please.
- I give up.
- You got me mister. I give up.
- You win, you win.
- Take it easy, copper.
- Take it easy officer, you got me!
- Okay hero, no problem.
- Just don't shoot me, officer.
(4-6 stars)
- You're dead when I walk.
- You fat, cop, prick!
- I see you're real good!
- Rosenberg! Get here now!
- Rosenberg!
- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
- Get off of me!
- Fire! Fire, you prick! Fire!
- Stupid cops!
- Asshole!
- I'll never find you!
- You bastards!
- Shut up, girly!
- Yeah! At least you hit me! Hit me!
- I'll catch you!
Being Car Jacked
- Who do you think your messing with, pal?
- Who do you think this is?
- Think you're a tough guy, do 'ya?
- No Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti!
- Big mistake, idiot!
- Very original, mister!
- Okay...?
- Really? Really?
- Hey!
- What the hell?
- Tough guy, huh?
- I hope you can drive fast, pal!
- That ain't a good idea, pal!
- Give me back, tough guy!
Being Chased By Police
- Dicks! You're all dicks!
- If I have to kill you, I will!
- Go shower with the guys!
- I did your wife, you poor bastard!
- What's your wife doing!
- Hello? Officer?
- Get away moron!
- Badge wearing fruit!
- Go play in the traffic.
- Up yours!
- Don't make me angry!
- You guys ever catch any criminals?
- You can't run, officer.
- Get off of me, prick.
- You're not a cop, you're a robot.
- Stay away from me.
- Leave me alone, mister.
- I thought they were pulling you idiots off the force?
- No wonder you ended up being a cop.
- You're as boring as the other guy.
- I'm innocent!
- I don't like guys in uniform, pal.
- You heard of Vercetti yet?
Taking money from a dead person
- These ain't friendly streets.
- I still need pocket money,pal!
- Sorry, but I need that!
- What are you gonna do?
- You don't need it anyhow!
- You piss me off, you gotta pay!
- It's only money!
- That all you got?
- You've gotta get a better job!
- You are hardly worth robbing!
- Thank you!
- I need the money!
- That all you got?
Crashing into other cars
(0-1 stars)
- Damn!
- Watch out!
- Are you blind or just stupid?
- You morons can't drive!
- Not the car!
- Aww... give me a break!
- The car!
- Dumb, Florida, morons!
- Excuse me, you hit me!
- Why ain't you stop?
- Moron!
- I don't need this!
- I really don't need this!
- Great driving, moron!
- Great!
- Thanks, nice one!
- Nice one!
- Hey, thanks moron!
- The son's been messing with your brain, idiot!
- You still learn to drive, have you moron?
- Get off the guy in the road, please!
(2-3 stars)
- You ain't lost your license yet, moron?
- You trying to piss me off, asshole?
- My ride!
- Watch the road, moron!
- You hit me, asshole!
- You gotta even have a half of brain?
- Dick!
- You still here, dick?
- Can anyone here drive?
(4-6 stars)
- Watch the road!
- My shitting car!
- Moron!
- Move morons!
- Why are you still breathing?
- Retard!
- Moron, blind moron!
- Florida assholes!
- Prick!
- Asshole prick!
- Dick!
- Moron prick!
- You inbread, idiot!
- You got eyes, pal?
- I don't need this!
- Shit!
- Give me a break!
- Why this is happening to me?
- I'm in the rush!
- Get off the damn roads!
- Moron!
Ken Rosenberg
- Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!
- Officer, do you really think my client was capable of that?
- Tommy Vercetti walks right here, or we sue for defamation.
- My client wasn't even in town today, and you know it.
- Of course he looks like a suspect, that don't make him guilty, you look like an idiot, that doesn't mean you're one.
- Vercetti walks right now or there's going to be hell to pay.
- Tommy Vercetti is a kind of man, a generous man, a civic minded man, but he does not appreciate being called a killer officer.
- Come on officer, Tommy Vercetti wasn't even in Vice City on the day in question.
- Tommy Vercetti doesn't even own a gun, how could he do that, now let him go.
- You know and I know Tommy Vercetti never did that.
- Vercetti walks or you can kiss your promotion, goodbye pal.
- Oh sure he was there, but that hardly means he did it.
- Vercetti walks right now! Bail or I sue.
- You wouldn't know the truth if you found it banging your wife, now shut up and release my client... and your wife's not that great.
- Oh really, cuz you saw it, it must have happened oh ho ho what a load of crap and you know it!
- Come on officer, officer! What, are you drinking on the job?
- Get sergeant Pulaski down here, that chump owes me a favor.
- My client is a very important man, and he won't respond kindly to these revolting accusations.
- All you evidence is circumstantial bullshit and you know it.
- We're trying to prepare a legal case officer not swing around accusations like a preapeck dodo.
- You think your opinion is important here !? We're talking about a man's freedom!
- Don't make me get irritated with you officer, you can not substantiate your claims in any way shape or form, Vercetti walks!
- These charges, they ain't worth the paper they're written on and you know it.
- You have no grounds for refusing bails right now.
- My client is innocent!
- You think that is going to stand up in the court?
- Come'on, he's an innocent man, officer!
- If i have to make a claim against the police department for this outrage, I will.
Working Class Citizens
- Off the road! Move that piece, step out, dumb ass!
- This traffic sucks!
- I should have killed this guy!
- Why you don't keep moving?
- Get out the way.
- Wasn't me!
- I didn't do it, not guilty!
- I'll bury you myself!
- I got the death grip, you lose!
- You stole this from me before!
- Where's the bar around here?
- Think about it, dickhead!
- Freaking wise guy!
- Ahhhh! MY KNEECAP!
- Should have took the bus!
- Oh my God!
- Oooh that was dumb!
- Crash, kill, demolish, I feel like hitting someone!
- Eternity belongs to the soul, diminish the human race.
- That was a rack of ribs!
- Construction business ain't for wimps!
- I'll catch up with that prick!
- Holy Christmas! What the f-
- Woah!
- Ahh! Get that clown!
- Do you want to get murdered?
- I'll erase you from existence!
- You'll lose!
- I'll dunk your effin' donut!
- I can't feel my legs!
- Bam! That was a good one!
- He's gone nuts! I'm gonna beat you into the pavement!
- My arms broke!
- Ruhrrr, ruhrrr. ruhrr!!!
- I feel like killing someone!
- You dick!
- He turns him alive to the soul!
- That guy's got a gun!
- A friggin' wise guy!
- Someone get a cop!
- What's that about pal?
- Construction business saves from whips!
- Prick, what the hell you doing?
- Ah! Get that clown!
- Nice ass, baby!
- Come on you prick, you're dead!
- Watch it, I got the death grip!
- That guy got a gun!
- Ahh...Bad move!
- You wanna get mauled?
- You want me to drill you?
- Someone get a car!
- Someone shoot this asshole!
- Incoming!
- Aah!
- Aah, no!
- No, why me? I didn't do it, my goodness!
- Oh, that was dumb!
- I'll be sure, you'll be dead!
- What the hell?
- You got a nice ass baby!
- Now, this is fun!
- Do this for me before!
- Easy!
- A candy from a dead baby!
- What kind a neighborhood is this?
- When I catch your ass, you're dead!
- Move that piece of crap!
- Move on, dickface!
- Can you believe in this asshole?
- Get off of my way!
- Get out of the road, asshole!
- Let's go, time is pimping money.
- Stay cool, boss.
- Hey, easy up there G, need some action?
- Need some peace for the night?
- Watch yourself asshole!
- Beat it, just beat it.
- Relax baby, just one of my girls.
- It's all you got, bitch?
- You lucky, my hoses are okay.
- You ugly bastard!
- Ah, and I just got a little job.
- You want something moron?
- Hehe, watch it bitch!
- Jackass!
- Get out of the road, shitface!
- Ah shit, my new jacket.
- You need a new job honey? Stop at my office baby.
- Uhm baby, yout sweet damn, what's up with you baby?
- You want some of this, I will make you my bitch!
- Hey, you are an ugly bitch, ugly out of my way.
- You're going down!
- What you got, chump?
- Slow your ass down!
- Relax.. be cool man, be cool.
- Hey man, chill, not me.
- Come on bro', I need this wheels.
- What the hell are you doing?
- You pay for this!
- Though guy, huh?
- Get the hell off me!
- That shit almost kill me.
- Put the closes out.
- Come on Taxi, come on!
- You walkin' on my patch!
- Lookin' for company, big boy?
- I'm a lady. Don't touch until we's agreed a price, boy!
- What the hell you doin', mister?
- Keep those hands off of me!
- I own this block!
- Watch yo feet, not me!
- Excuse me, bad boy!
- You walking on my patch!
- I'm so very sorry.
- That guy was a real chump.
- She ain't got the dignity for these streets!
- At least I get paid for it!
- Learn some respect!
- I ain't getting into that!
- You insane, crazy man!
- You nearly flattened me!
- Psycho crazy lunatic!
- Show some respect!
- You fight like a girl!
- Stop slappin and start fighting!
- I hope that don't fire blanks!
- Put it away!
- Do you know what I did for that?
- I never seen that before!
- I ain't down with that.
- I'm gonna tear you apart!
- You givin' me no alternative!
- I gotta nasty itch!
- I had more fun at a funeral!
- She ain't got the dignity for these streets!
- She's one fat whore!
- Me? I'm a lady!
- The name's Pearl, but I used to be Brian!
- She's one real ugly cheap whore!
- Hell, I used to be a marine!
- That's gonna cost you extra, honey
- Wake me up when you done, honey
- Get over yourself, mister!
- A handsome gentleman like you needs company.
- I smile at everyone
- You look sexy
- Come on! This is my first night!
- Nice medallion!
- Funny bunny, honey!
- No money, no funny bunny, honey!
- Heal me!
- I need new stockings
- Yeah, I used this new neon moose. Looks good, huh?
- Is that skirt real stonewashed denim?
- Does your tan go all the way?
- I left him because he was so gay!
- So many men, such little time
- I wouldn't do you, anyway!
- Go run your mom over!
- Hey, watch it!
- This is MY street!
- How do you like getting bitch slapped?!
- Baby, let's get down tonight
- The waves are rising and rising
- I'M your medicine!
Hispanic Prostitute
- You better watch yourself!
- You know you want it!
- Better understand how to treat a lady!
- Oh, I cannot like it like that!
- That thing is so small!
- Don't make me get my pimp!
- I go down smooth as cocoa!
- You know you want some of this Latin love
- Watch it, fool! I'm working here!
- You want company, big boy?
Gangs
- Where do he come from?
- My arm, my life, my head!
- You better stop running now!
- I'm starting my own thing now!
- One, two, you gonna getting in the face!
- Hey man, qué pasó man?
- Cojones!
- Qué carajo!
- Maricón, que pasa?
- You're so hard, chica!
- Take me out!
- Gringo estúpido!
- Your arms, and then your legs.
- You don't scare me, put the gun down stupid.
- No no, not my baby, kill you!
- Hey, who are you?
- Where the hell am I?
- Gracias, medico!
- Psiu! Taxi!
- You're really irritating me man!
- I am not happy, man.
- Out of my way man.
- Oye, qué te pasa, man?
- Step out, man.
- Don't bull that shit, man!
- Do you know how will this going to cost!?
- You're in trouble man!
- Oye, no te lo crea, man.
- One day this will be my town, man.
- I am Cubano man!
- Tú quieres un cafecito?
- Asshole!
- Hey you man, you want something?
- People walking here!
- Asesino!
- Oye que te mato!
- En la cara, you asshole!
- This will cost you, you in trouble.
- I love this, this is a disaster.
- You better pull that trigger, man!
- I will kill you man.
- You crazy or something?
- Dáme ese carro, cabrón!
- Oh yeah!
- I believe this belongs to me!
- Where are we man?
- Gracias, man..
- I'll run your ass, man!
- You wanna get out of the way?
- Move your stupid ass!
- You're blocking the freaking road, man!
- You better watch your hands, man!
- Hola, comandante!
- No me gusta!
- Este es mi pueblo!
- You see my face, keep walking!
- You wanna feel the rage, man?
- I don't believe you hit my car, man!
- Esto no me gusta!
- Es que no me creo man!
- Chico, esto no puedo ser!
- Every time with you, man.
- Always something, man.
- I said, you understand me now, man?
- You trying to throw me over?
- Funny? I will show you funny!
- How many times, man?
- I don't like fighting man, that's not what I want!
- Hey man, that's not fair!
- Policía! This guy is throwing to run me out!
- I will battle you out.
- I will get out of my city and kill you!
- Do you realize, you know?
- Stay back!
- You don't know what I'm saying?
- Now you feel the rage!
- Gracias, pana!
- I need a ride, taxi!
- C'mon guy, move that shit!
- Hola perro, move that shit!
- Hey chico, you better say sorry!
- I think we gonna have a problem here man.
- This is my brand new freaking car!
- I will murder you man!
- This is getting ridiculous!
- Man, you wanna go fishing?
- You cabrón, asshole!
- Get back here!
- I will show you the middle finger!
- Estoy encabronado!
- I'm gonna drop you bro!
- What my boss gonna say it?
- I plan my flag here, man.
- This belongs to my hermana!
- He took my cash!
- Taxi, taxi!
- Move your ass, amigo!
- I am not interested, amigo.
- I said, mom, school is for squares.
- Do you know who you're up against, mister?
- Hey, that guy pushed me!
- Out of the way.
- Why did you do that for?
- You're asking for it!
- Look at that asshole.
- Creep!
- Don't mess with us!
- You're going down, mister!
- You're too old for this!
- Okay old man, okay!
- Hit my head, I ain't got no brains!
- I'm already a delinquent mister!
- I ain't scared of you, creep!
- Bullying kids now, mister?
- You see that moron?
- Up yours, old man!
- Easy, man, we're cool!
- We didn't mean nothing mister.
- Take it easy, please!
- No guns, mister please.
- Get off creep! Stop touching me!
- Don't make me kill you.
- You come back here, we'll find you!
- Learn to drive!
- You're too old! Go to Musty Pines, old man!
- Do I look invisible to you?
- Don't push me asshole.
- That creep got my money!
- He tried to touch me!
- Yo, blame the school system, creep!
- How's my hair?
- Taxi!
- You blockhead!
- It's hot as hell out here!
- You making my blood boil, asshole!
- Watch where you're going, retard.
- You want me to hit you now?
- You know who you're messing with?
- Careful, man.
- Get on with it, man!
- Man it's too hot out here for this.
- Check me out!
- Do you mind? I'm walking here!
- Go bother someone else, ghost!
- Look around, you don't belong here!
- We got ways of dealing with idiots like you!
- You damn fool! What do you think you're doing?
- Jackass!
- Damn! Too close for comfort!
- That was heavy! How am I gonna explain this?
- You bashed my wheels asshole!
- Vice City is a battlefield!
- I learned all about smuggling!
- Can't you see me here?
- Where you coming from?
- Where's the police when you need it!?
- This does not look familiar!
- Do what you want, but put that thing down!
- Yo, don't get funky!
- Someone stop this dude!
- What is your deal man!
- Just follow the road back.
- That fool just robbed me!
- You drunk freak?
- Man, I'm gonna get rag dolled for this!
- Easy, man! Don't crack up!
- I hope you die!
- Where'd you get that shirt man? It's rad!
- I told her, we gotta get new guns yo!
- Where is this place?
- Where are we?
- I'm persecuted by society, man!
- Yeah but you're crazy man, crazy!
- You said what to your counselor?
- Hey, you got a death wish?
- You did what?
- What are you looking at, pal?
- Look around, you don't belong here!
- You don't push me, man.
- You gonna get hurt!
- Move, c'mon!
- What you doing for?
- Move that damn vehicle!
- Careful, hey get lost!
- You in the way!
- Hey, we are trying to do business over here!
- Move, don't push me.
- Excuse me, this car belongs to Diaz!
- You hit me, now I hit you!
- Stupid idiota!
- It's expecting a big real shipment from Colombia!
- He steals the money back!
- Do you got anything to say to yourself?
- Move, dickhead, idiota!
- You better move though guy!
- Nobody screws with me!
- Nobody screws with Diaz' men!
- I pay muscles.
- Okay amigo, okay!
- What you thinking, dickhead?
- Oh, you are really scary...
- Diaz' will want you death, dickhead!
- We all got guns, bad boy!
- You really want to get killed, amigo?
- You can't do that!
- What you doing, though guy?
- Give me that!
- I work for Diaz, idiota!
- What we are supposed to be, man?
- Honey's Taxi!
- Oh come on, come on, move!
- We got work to do asshole, what are you doing?
- Whoa you see that? This town is full of morons!
- Do you want me to deal with them?
- Look out!
- Are you drunk or something?
- Hey, these shoes are new!
- Why do you do that for?
- Should I kill them?
- He's been hit, everybody alright?
- What's going on?
- Forget about Mario!
- You better tell him, Mario!
- Hey Mario, I never asked you sister about it man!
- I wouldn't do that, I got those clothes you want it.
- Careful asshole!
- Asshole!
- Do you know who we work for?
- Come here, prick!
- We do that for living asshole!
- Hey! Look at her, I didn't want like this!
- Why you hit me asshole?
- Why did I do to you?
- Give me a break asshole!
- Can we still drive?
- Take it easy!
- I didn't mean nothing.
- What is this?
- I've always been loyal, get off!
- You can't jack me, who do you think I am?
- You kidding me?
- Get lost or I'll kill you!
- Get lost, get out of here!
- We got a problem here.
- Where are we?
- Who brought us here?
- Yeehee! Taxi! Cabbie!
- Move, come on, move!
- Hey moron, move!
- Drive, asshole!
- Relax!
- Don't push the Mario man!
- Wow they hit us! Should I tell that?
- I don't want the cops here, let's get out of here!
- You did what?
- I told myself, Mario, take it easy!
- What should I do about her, I hate that woman!
- She always give me a hurt time.
- What hurt what we got?
- You blind idiot, learn to drive!
- Where do these people learn to drive?
- Come on asshole, you nearly hit me!
- Look at that, now that's a woman!
- Talk to me, don't hit me!
- Easy, shoot them, not me.
- Get of me!
- You can't jack us!
- We need that, now get lost.
- Who's got the map?
- I got my money on three wives!
- Call my wife, kill her at over.
- Do you know who we are, asshole?
- Hey asshole, move, move!
- Hey, what's the supreme?
- Heey, stay back!
- Come on, don't push me!
- Keep going, keep going!
- Hey hey, it's Mr. V!
- Tommy, you gonna love this!
- You got problem with the street kids.
- You got to listen to this one man!
- Where we going now boss?
- Do you know I've been loyal?
- Hey prick, come in, we gonna kill you.
- Asshole, I see you asshole!
- My lord, this is a heaven!
- I gotta hit you back!
- This town is screwed!
- I think this belongs to me!
- Call my mother!
- Whoa, I can't believe that!
- Taxi over here!
- Taxi!
- Please disperse! Go back to your homes.
- Please disperse! This is inappropriate!
- Please disperse! You will all end up on the streets.
- Sticks out boys!
- Sorry sir, this is a private community!
- Sorry, residents and their guests only!
- Welcome Mr. Vercetti! Great to see you again.
- I don't know what this thing is doing, but it's non-union!
- Damn, I gotta lay off the pills, I'm seein' shit!
- Hey, don't push me punk!
- Get away from me!
- Hey you want a beatin'?
- You looking for trouble pal?
- Hey, watch yourself.
- I'm bigger and tougher than you.
- I take steroids mister!
- You see any punks around today?
- I love beating up troublemakers!
- We got trouble coming, I can feel it.
- Hey, you ever heard back from the police?
- Hey! That idiot tried to kill me!
- Come here! I'll smash your face in!
- You think you can hurt me mister?
- Moron!
- Come here and fight!
- Look at that girl, beautiful!
- We're the security, asshole!
- You know how many steroids we take, punk?
- What are you thinking?
- You wanna go tough guy?
- Tough guy with a gun huh?
- You ain't scarin' me.
- Where am I?
- Where is this?
- Yo, meathead get back here.
- I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
- You're going bye-bye.
- Oh, you're gonna wish you never been born.
- You're kidding me right?
- So I say to the guy, "bite me, asshole"
- I saw the cutest little doggy yesterday.
- Who the hell don't like lunges?
- I love my easy chair more than life man.
- Hey, you believe in UFOs man?
- I love my wife and my girlfriend equally.
- I'm gonna thrash your face up, bro.
- You little wimp!
- You won't live to see tomorrow!
- What, am I supposed to run or something?
- I'm so scared, wah-wah.
- Put that little thing away.
- I'm crapping my pants!
- What is that, a cereal toy or something?
- Yo, where the hell am I?
- Like the aftershave?
- Oh man am I lost.
- Oh man, that would give you nightmares for months!
- I'm gonna freakin' kill you!
- Who the hell don't like oranges?
- Those legs, they go all the way up?
- I'll break your neck!
- You're not gonna kill me.
- Oh, am I ever lost man.
- Hey, caddy, get over here!
- Are you late for tee off too?
- I swear, you young people!
- My clubs are worth a lot of money!
- I want no trouble here, I'm just playing through.
- I'll stick this club up your ass.
- I might be old, but I'm not invisible!
- I don't think your mother would like this.
- Alright, alright you win!
- (unintelligible) break for old ladies!
- Damn, these clubs keep getting worse and worse!
- Where's the juice?
- Now I might never shoot in the sixties!
- This is my baby, Matilda!
- I can't take it anymore!
- I hate my life, somebody end it!
- I don't care who you are, you're gonna pay for this.
- You destroyed my baby!
- I need a golf cart with batteries.
- This is what I call the hot bird swing.
- How much money do I pay here!
- Hey...I don't think this guy's a member!
- These kinds of morals are unbearable!
- Irresponsible driver!
- Holy mackerel!
- What the-
- What goes around, comes around!
- I left Liberty City to escape this crap!
- Let me get my clubs out!
- What, you never heard of manners?!
- One wrong move, and its heart attack city!
- Catch me if you can!
- Oh, call my doctor, I want a second opinion!
- Holy smokes!
- Taxi!!
- Hey Boy Scout, slow down!
- This will cost a fortune!
- Can't you young people drive anymore?
- Stupid nits! (?)
- Geez, I'm late for teatime.
- Come be my caddy and work instead!
- You evil, evil idiot!
- I despise dried fruits.
- Is it a dress or a mumu?
- Doctor Rubenstein, great with feet.
- SPF? I never wear that.
- Yikes! Nearly clipped me!
- Boy! That was a close one.
- What's wrong with today's youth?
- Yikes!
- Leave an old lady alone!
- Do you think the police would approve of this?
- You'll be paying for my green fees!
- Excuse you, young man!
- I could use a whiskey (unintelligible)
- This is amateur time!
- My husband used to shoot one of those.
- I'm telling Irene!
- This is absurd.
- Ow my corns! I'm no spring chicken anymore!
- You deserve a trophy.
- Well that's just the darndest thing!
- Crazier than a hole in one.
- Huh?
- I hope heaven looks like saint Andrews.
- You could hurt somebody with that thing.
- Hey, mister, watch yourself!
- Hey, sonny, put that thing away!
- Walk around me, not through me, alright?
Pedestrians
- Out of my way, chili pepper!
- Look at the local! You are such a local yokel!
- It's time for capital punishment.
- What a dumbass!
- Out of my way, joe!
- Move it or lose it!
- You are sooo not cool!
- Ok, now I'm really mad!
- Are you blind?
- Watch yourself! Okay, no big deal.
- How are you livin'?
- Sidewalk's big enough for two.
- Word out!
- Oh. My. God.
- And he's like, "okay", and I'm like, "whatever!"
- Hey, how you playin'?
- How you livin' girl?
- I am so tired of everything.
- What are you doing with that?
- You should really hit the brakes, brother.
- I'm not a target.
- Cool out, homedude.
- Take a vacation.
- So done jaywalking.
- I'm SO tired.
- I'd eat that for dinner!
- Damn, he's SO cute!
- Scumbag!
- I've got money! Put that away!
- Oh my God, take it easy! We can talk it out!
- Ugh, this is SO uncool.
- Listen, don't be uncool!
- What are you doing?
- I just painted this!
- I paid for this with my babysitting money!
- You have SO crossed the line.
- What is wrong with everything?
- Don't touch me there unless you're gonna buy me something nice.
- Where's my wallet? Oh my God my wallet!
- Sir, I really have to go!
- Ugh, what's going on here?
- I am out of here!
- Hello? Me, important!
- Oh, like I couldn't be more bummed over this.
- This is worse than being pale.
- You jerk, I'm like, so stuck!
- Whatever, you totally suck.
- Hello? I'm a girl!
- That's like the rudest thing ever.
- I hope you wipeout.
- Whatever, you could like, say sorry.
- Watch it doofus!
- Umm hello?
- Oh my God, I could just die.
- This is like the worst thing since sliced bread.
- You total and utter spaz!
- Gross, you like, actually hit me.
- So I was all "nuh-uh, whatever." She's just jealous because I'm dating Ted.
- Boogie boarders are even radder than surfers!
- My blonde streaks turned green and it was gross.
- Gag me!
- Are we going to Becky's skate party or what?
- Tan lines are SO 1983.
- You came totally too close to me, loser!
- Stay away from my beach!
- It's like, such a good thing he didn't whale me!
- Bogus driving!
- You like so almost hit me!
- Hello? Driving school for the gifted!
- My boyfriend Ted is totally gonna mess you up.
- It's like so not cool to kill.
- I totally don't wanna die!
- Don't shoot me, I'm totally spazzing out!
- You loser, I'm totally gonna have to take the nasty bus.
- Being chased is so my pet peeve.
- Ahh total wacko!
- Oh that's so totally messed up.
- If only I could roll around you!
- Hey honey, I'm late for a roller date!
- My mom wouldn't block me in, are you my mom?
- Oh no, I have a total wedgie!
- Key lime pie is totally awesome!
- I'd rather be dancing!
- Hey, mister blocky Mcblockhead!
- I'm totally sorry!
- Be careful of the girlfriend on wheels
- Whoooo!
- Ouch! That hurt my rumpshaker!
- These things don't have brakes, baby!
- I'm gonna get a gnarly bruise!
- I totally don't know how to stop, sorry!
- Woahh! Far out!
- My head feels like cotton candy!
- I like balloons!
- Down, get down, wooo!
- Oops! Was that my fault?
- Woah! Mister Speedy Mcfreaky!
- Marshmallow clouds!
- Hey, Creepy McGee!
- Watch out for the rollers!
- You're too fast, Mister Fasty McNasty!
- Hey, are you my mom?
- Look honey, I'm still on wheels!
- I'll roll right over your ass!
- You're prettier than the boys at studio 54!
- How would you like a skate up your butt!
- Disco diva says you're a goner!
- Beat it!
- I'm gonna get groovy on your ass!
- I taste like a knuckle sandwich!
- Wait, roller derby is coming up!
- Oh no! It's ladies night at the disco tonight!
- Oh, poo! This sucks!
- I'm rolling the hell out of here!
- I got disco fever!
- Don't touch the wheels, man!
- Mommy!
- I want my mommy!
- Move!
- Hurry up!
- I gotta get to work!
- Damn, get a move on!
- I gotta get a move on!
- What's happening up there?
- Move idiots!
- Hey! Careful!
- Look out!
- Ah! Watch where you're going!
- Watch yourself, pal.
- Oi!
- Hey you! You hit me!
- This is a free country, moron!
- Damn you.
- Don't do that again!
- You blind idiot!
- Hey my car!
- That was your fault!
- Why'd you do that?
- Hey, I hope you got a good lawyer!
- Hey you could have killed me!
- My car!
- I'm glad I left Liberty.
- Gotta get to work!
- Don't mess with the man.
- Vice City, man.
- Hey, car crime is on the up.
- Business opportunity my ass.
- Come on, you ain't serious.
- Hey did you see that show?
- You kiddin' me?
- This town is a joke.
- Hey, idiot!
- Crazy idiot!
- You trying to kill people?
- Use your eyes, idiot!
- Get his license!
- That guy's crazy!
- Oh yeah? You kiddin me?
- I'm a veteran pal!
- Fight then!
- Let's go!
- I warn you, I'm trained!
- Please no! Don't shoot!
- Don't kill me!
- Please, please, please!
- Get off me!
- My vehicle!
- Give me that back!
- Hey, that's stealing! You can't do that!
- Get the cops!
- Gimme that back!
- No you don't!
- Where is this?
- Help me!
- Hey you! Stay away from me!
- Somebody help me!
- Am I bleeding? Am I alive?
- Did you catch the guy who did this to me?
- Taxi!
- Damn I'm real lost now.
- Whoops! You banged into me!
- Oh! Pardon me!
- Pardon! I didn't see you coming!
- Oh! My massive cigars! (?)
- You want something to suck on?
- Careful!
- Oh! Easy there!
- I nearly fell over!
- I nearly killed myself!
- I nearly spilled my load!
- That ain't very gentlemanly!
- My cigars!
- I almost died!
- You nearly killed me!
- You rude beastly pig!
- Oh, this is horrible!
- Don't fill me full of lead!
- Oh no! A shooter!
- Is that a gun?!
- I know smoking's bad, but this is ridiculous!
- Hey! My money!
- Help me!
- Police! Help me!
- There's a maniac with a cigar fetish!
- Would you like a fat one, sir?
- All natural legal fun!
- Hand massaged cigars!
- Cigars!
- I got cigars for everyone!
- Taxi! You want cigars? Pick me up!
- Move that piece of shit!
- Yo, get out the way!
- Hey, you're in my way, dog.
- Yo, hey yo yo move!
- You're blocking the traffic!
- Yo, be careful there, man!
- You're blocking up the streets!
- Well, excuse me, cat!
- Do you don't see me or something, brother?
- Yo, my man you blocking up the streets!
- Yo, be careful in that, man.
- You nearly killed me, man!
- Yo, you wanna drown, man?
- Yo, easy brotha!
- I'll get my union on you!
- Careful, docks is a dangerous place!
- Money just hit my wheels!
- Yo, what did I do to you, son!
- I know you hit my car, dog!
- I know you did that, I can't believe this is happening!
- Hey son, you just hit my ride!
- Fresh from Singapore?
- I got some good stuff...
- I'm always getting a deal with Jimmy.
- Welcome to Vice City!
- Yo, stay away from me bro!
- I got flamingos, two for one!
- You looking a sell-buy or something?
- Yo, you're trying to kill me man !?
- Yo, you better be careful, easy!
- Mad man!
- Yo, you 73th kid!
- Yo, you got a death wish, son!
- Yo, I'll get my union on you!
- What, you don't see me or something, brother?
- Hell, I ain't for sale!
- Yo, I'm with the union, cat!
- Easy son, you nearby killed me!
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, you got a brother? Yo, you gotta chill!
- Yo, no shoot man, no shoot!!!
- Yo, why you knocking me friend?
- Yo, no shooting man, no shooting!
- I just want to make a deal, yo, I just want to make a deal!
- Hey, officer, I don't know nothing man!
- Yo, yo, yo, yo be easy man, aw shit! You trying to jack me!
- Ai, yo, yo, ai!
- Yo, what's up? What's going on dog?
- You're trying to take my whip son!
- I earn that money by jacking people man!
- It's my money, it's my cheese.
- Yo, stay away from me yo!
- Yo, I sell everything you want yo!
- Yo yo yo, Taxi, brother!
- Get out of the way!
- This don't look carnaval, get out of the road man!
- Easy on the Giggle Cream!
- You in the way, idiota!
- Oye marimbero!
- Hey idiota, mamífero.
- I'm a woman.
- Can't you see or something?
- Do you like me?
- You hit my car, then I hit your face!
- PUTA, my car!
- Why you do that for?
- Are you blind or idiot?
- I'll shot the car on you eyes!
- I'll kill you!
- Cálmate, por qué te aceleras?
- I just want me a good match.
- Get me a beauty partner.
- I'm going to the Malibu discoteca!
- I'm going dancing porque soy preciosa!
- She stole my man!
- Hit me!
- You're always looking at the girls, uh?
- Oye, o qué estás fumando?
- You piece of trash!
- I'll bust your ass for this.
- My momma hit harder than you!
- You got woman clothes, amigo.
- I am not appreciate at you, I kill you!
- You animal, you want to fight?
- Hey, you don't wanna be stupid.
- I got a lot of brothers, though guy!
- I'm a lady!
- Hey, let me see the other girl!
- HEEY, I got a lot of brothers, mamífero!
- MAMÍFERO!
- You're bulling ladies uh? Come here!
- Hey. that's my money!
- I need that for my operation!
- I need that money!
- You must buy a woman.
- Hey hey, Taxi, por favor!
- You can look, but you can't touch!
- Hey, handsome, I'm trying to run here!
- On your left!
- Try exercises, it's better for you!
- Woah there!
- Gotta keep moving!
- And stretch! And two!
- You almost hit my gorgeous legs!
- Try that move in Muscle Beach, I dare you!
- Hey, I'm trying to exercise in one piece!
- That wasn't very sport of you!
- I'm just gonna keep on running!
- Good thing these fab legs aren't short!
- Oh, I hate guns!
- Could you really hurt such a great figure?
- Oh, this is worse than a full-fat cheeseburger!
- Come on man, let's get physical instead!
- You'll never catch me, you big hairy man!
- This is terrific exercise, thanks!
- I do this every morning and night anyway!
- You should really try a different form of cardio!
- This activity is so unhealthy for you!
- This isn't my happy place!
- I'm losing my patience!
- You gonna move pal? You gonna die up there.
- Hey dude, I'm losing my chill.
- You're a waste of space!
- I've got a secret.
- You should be replaced!
- There's a storm breaking.
- Don't get weird on me!
- I heard your name in certain circles.
- A brand new experience.
- Dirtbag!
- Congratulations! You win the idiot prize!
- Ouch! That was super gnarly!
- Gag me with a spoon!
- I'm a lady!
- Have some respect!
- Holy shit!
- Don't hit me, dweeb!
- I'll stuff you in the garbage disposal, headfirst!
- Farewell, scumbag!
- Come on, you can hit harder than that!
- This is no joke, I'll come after you!
- is this business or personal?
- Big girls don't cry!
- You slimeball killer!
- I didn't sleep with his brother!
- I will defend my wheels!
- I'll kick in your brains!
- Is there nothing I can do?
- Time to evacuate!
- This isn't the financial district...
- Too many chumps around here...
- I'm supposed to be impressed now, right?
- Taxi!
- Nobody likes me!
- Will you be my friend? I don't have any friends!
- Do you want to play?
- Do you want to hang out!?
- I have money!
- Let's be friends!!
- I suck.
- I was never good at sports!
- You're the best! I'm nothing.
- I wish I had those clothes!
- Your hairs' so pretty and shiny!
- I wish I was popular!
- Just kill me!
- Who farted?
- I'm sorry, my fault!
- Ouch!
- You hit my car!! Why would you do that!?
- My fault, sorry!
- Oh, oh no!
- Nobody ever notices me!
- Please, stay away from me!
- Please! No! Don't shoot me!
- This must be the urban problem!
- I'm only a little girl!
- Don't hurt me, you're scaring me!
- Please go away!
- Please, take my money, please take it!
- No chasing after me!
- Society is awful!
- I didn't mean to offend you!
- Please leave me alone!
- Oh no! That's stressful!
- Get out of my way, chili pepper!
- Get out of the way, joe!
- How you talking?
- How you playin?
- I banged my nose!
- This is the part where I get real mad!
- Where you going with that thing?
- Hey man, take a vacation!
- Yo!
- This is the last time.
- What are you doing man? BE cool, dude!
- Scumbag!
- You got a serious malfunction, boy!
- Hey, I got money, put that thing away!
- Hey man, take it easy!
- Man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- You just crossed the line, baby!
- Man, I think I lost my place!
- Somebody tell me where to go!
- Hey, hey, don't be touching me there! Come back here.
- Hey, give back my wallet!
- I'm outta here!
- Hey, we can talk this out!
- This is the end of the line for me.
- Damn honey, you look like a hot dish! (?)
- Not the new wheels you bastard!
- Did this guy OD?
- Stay away from me!
- I have a sports car.
- This is designer.
- What's wrong with you?
- These clothes are expensive!
- You can't even spell Italian!
- Don't bump beautiful people.
- You drunk bastard!
- Too much bottle?
- The commercial says, "don't drink and drive!"
- You should have hit me harder and ended my misery!
- Oh, this is pathetic!
- I'm speechless.
- Where'd you get the dough?
- Old habits never die!
- I look real good.
- One mouth, two shots!
- Watch it pal!
- Don't you see me here?
- You can't run people over!
- Nice late model!
- Wow, I have died and gone to heaven.
- Come on, I'll give you an elbow to the head!
- I know people!
- Watch the loafers, square!
- You want money, beggar?
- Hey, this outfits' Italian!
- I'll give you stocks!
- Hey, wait a minute! I've got money!
- This is getting way freaky.
- This is too freaky.
- No! It's my dad's!
- I don't want to die. I will pay you handsomely.
- These are leather seats!
- Just let me get my stash!
- I didn't expect to see you here!
- This is not a good time for bad news!
- Wait a minute, what the hell is matter with this town?
- Later alligator!
- I'm running like the wind!
- Don't tell my old man about this!
- Not in my neighborhood!
- I need a ride, taxi!
- You in the way!
- You drive worse than my mom's sister!
- You in my damn way, pretty boy!
- You trying to intimidate me in a public place?
- Well don't mind me, pretty thing!
- You not seeing me there?
- Hey, get lost!
- You trying to get intimate?
- One day, I'm gonna be president!
- I got a real high IQ. 60, or 70.
- You ever eaten squirrel?
- Hey, damn you pretty boy!
- Come here and fight like a man!
- I see you boy!
- You nearly hit me there!
- You want some Florida justice for that?
- You fightin'? or cuddlin'?
- If I win, I insist on a kiss.
- You hit like my sister!
- Sorry to smash your pretty face!
- I don't like hitting girlies!
- Is you blind or something?
- Now just calm down boy!
- Don't get all worked up there.
- I know the sheriff!
- Get your hands off me!
- Where the hell am I?
- Damn, too much boomshine again!
- Ay, that's my sisters' money!
- That's my boomshine money!
- Hey yo, taxi!
- I'm 98, for Christ's Sakes!
- I'm here! Move aside!
- I oughta give you a knuckle-freaking sandwich!
- I gotta change my douchebag..
- You swear it? I wanna hear you swear!
- This is none of your business!
- Move it, you little chickenshit!
- If there is anyone who can help, it's probably Mora! (?)
- Hey!
- I'm a senior, you're a junior, now move it!
- Get out of here, sonny!
- Police!
- I have four daughters, with five husbands.
- What's happening here?
- I wonder if I should honk!
- This has gotten far enough!
- Should I bump his car?
- I can't see, but is that parked?
- Is he dead? Am I dead?
- I hope he has his panic button!
- I think he just got an aneurysm!
- Out of the freaking way!
- I'm gonna get you, you little shit!
- I think I shit my pants!
- I know my back problem makes me look like a poodle!
- Could you buy me some candy and come read to me?
- You bastard kids!
- Get out of here, sonny!
- I gotta pee!
- Ah shit! This is all I needed!
- This can be worse than it looks!
- Give me a little break here!
- Oh no! I can't take my hands off the steering wheel!
- How could this be?
- I hope I didn't break anything!
- Oh! I heard something snap!
- Oh, I shit myself!
- Can anybody tell me where I can change my bags?
- Do you have a ladies room in there?
- You know where the old factory senior residence is?
- Busy old bastard, look at that, busy old bastard.
- Only go down to the ocean beach early in the morning.
- The doctor said I could grow a third ear!
- Why, you meddling kids!
- I retired here when I lost my job.
- Hey, I'm a historical landmark, sonny!
- I've broken my tibula!
- Where's the respect?!
- Slow down! You're gonna kill somebody!
- Hey come back! Kill me!
- Stay on the street idiot!
- It's out of gas! I swear!
- Ah! You broke my arm you little bastard!
- Give it back, this is all I have left in this world!
- Ah, take it, it smells like shit anyway!
- I could be a grandmother for Christ's sakes!
- Is that you Johnny?
- I worked 79 years for that money!
- You kids nowadays! Get a freaking job!
- God bless you, my son!
- Why didn't you just let me die?
- Thanks a lot bastard, I wanted to die.
- Taxi, taxi!
- Violence! Violence!
- Who are your parents?
- Do you know where the old factory senior residence is?
- Harry, is that you?
- Wha...Why can't you see me down here?
- Have some respect for your elders!
- They're playing a matinee at the theater, I have to go!
- Thanks for helping an old lady.
- Oh yes, sorry honey, I'm single.
- Coming through.
- What are you doin'?
- Yeah, you got a problem?
- Move it or lose it!
- You want me to push you?
- Watch your step!
- Get out of the way.
- Watch where you put your loafers, asshole.
- Gimme the green.
- You better drive fast, prick.
- I will kill you for this!
- Come here! We'll discuss this like gentlemen.
- You got a death wish?
- I'm gonna bust you up for this.
- Move it!
- Yeah, you wanna fight, yuppie? (?)
- You got a license for that? (When threatened)
- I'm sorry, I really am. (When threatened)
- I hope you know how to use it. (When threatened)
- Don't be an asshole. (When threatened)
- Yo, what you lookin' at?
- Little protection, eh? Take it easy.
- I better hear you apologize, prick.
- Out of my way.
- Yeah, I can fight, I can fight.
- Yo, you didn't mean that, right?
- I ain't petrified!
- Yo, you better watch yourself!
- Man, you must be foolin'.
- Do you know what I'm about to do to you, homeboy?
- Competition in too many places!
- Damn, you stepped on my shine!
- Come on, son!
- Man, you playin' yourself.
- Step off!
- Oh, what you looking at?
- You in trouble now!
- Now you've done it!
- Hey, watch the Jheri curls!
- I'm gonna demo you! (?)
- Yo, why you all up on me?
- I see your ugly face!
- If I see you again, I spit on you!
- You nearly hit me!
- I scratch your eye out!
- I'm going to kick your teeth in!
- You're just a waste of space!
- You're a real drab.
- You put that away, please!
- My money, no!
- Of course we won't serve you!
- Do I look okay?
- Dish of the day? Piss off!
- We don't want your type here, bastard!
- I really don't think so.
- You make me puke looking at you!
- You got rummage in the bins at the back, just get lost!
- I think you should leave right now.
- No, no no no.
- Taxi!
- Watch where you're going!
- It's a good thing I'm not weighed down on my shopping bags!
- That could've ruined my whole afternoon of shopping!
- Mind my shopping bags!
- I need to buy something to make me feel good.
- I could've had a broken heel!
- Honey, you can never have enough shoes.
- I had to buy that outfit.
- Big and beautiful, that's me!
- There are not enough days in the week for the shopping that I need to do.
- Buy, buy, buy, that's all I like!
- Fur is always in fashion.
- Oh, dear lord, that was close!
- Please watch where you're going!
- Animal!
- I'm too busy to look out for you.
- Am I supposed to be scared?
- He nearly ran over my beautiful shoes!
- Ah you're like totally freaking me out!
- When did shopping get so dangerous?!
- My bags!
- Ruffian!
- Oh, I definitely need one of those.
- Money has never been an issue.
- Always upgrading, that's my motto.
- That just makes me so angry!
- That reminds me, I need a new car!
- When did shopping get so dangerous!
- I just bought one, just like that!
- Oh God!
- What the hell!
- You don't wanna mess with me!
- That's it, I've had it!
- I don't see a thing I like!
- I got more important things to do than this!
- Ouch, my jewels!
- Just like a man, hit and run. I would but my hands are full.
- Sale. Where. Gotta go!
- You saved my life, why thank you!
- Whatever you want, I'll buy it for you, you're the best!
- Oh, that outfit is all wrong.
- Someone ought to clean up that mess.
- Not even shopping can help that...
- I bought that same model just yesterday!
- I need it in every color!
- It takes more time than that to scare me!
- Nothing should get in between women and her shopping!
- If you're gonna pull out, you better know how to use it!
- You don't even know what I have in this bag!
- You wanna be my bodyguard?
- I need to get to that sale!
- Aw, my credit cards!
- I just got that from the bank for my shopping!
- How dare you hit a lady?!
- Shopping, shopping, shopping!
- I'm off to the big sale.
- You bastard!
- Just in time for the big sale!
- Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time!
- Wrong place, wrong time!
- I need to go shopping.
- Taxi!
- This is a nightmare!
- What the?!
- I'm so late!
- You're slowin' down the show, hon!
- Sleep in your own bed, bitch!
- This is a Class A disaster!
- Stop bein' such an annoyance!
- This is killing me!
- I'm not talkin' to you, buzzy!
- You got no class, chump!
- Get out of my face!
- Why you so damn rude!?
- You think you funny!?
- Bastard!
- Call the cops! Call the cops!
- It's your fault! Time to file suit honey!
- Hey my car! Watch my car!
- Check out the bulge on that guy!
- I got two words for you.
- How you doin'!
- This is nuts!
- You almost smacked me!
- I hope you burn in hell!
- Oh man, what are you doin!
- Oh my God he got a gun!
- I don't want to be here!
- This is a lot more than I bargained for!
- This is worth shit!
- Why, just steal somebody else's' man!
- It's on its last legs!
- Where is this!?
- Hey run! I think we should run!
- Run like hell like baby!
- Run like the wind girl, run!
- You think enough grease is in that hair?!
- Insurance term, bitch!
- He can lick my cream filling anytime!
- I met him on the street last week.
- You can crash in my pad, anytime!
- Hey, watch it, scumbag!
- Shit knocker!
- He just jacked my purse!
- Hey, loser, can you, like, move?!
- I'll totally give you 50 bucks to move right now!
- I'm gonna be so late for sushi!
- The mall closes in like half-an-hour!
- Totally bad driving!
- Do you like, even, know how to drive!
- Whatever, it's not like I care or anything!
- Ah! Watch it dork!
- Hello? Are you like stupid or something?
- Hello? I only carry credit cards!
- Do you dig plastic? No way, that's so weird!
- Hey taxi!
- I hope you have credit cards ready!
- Hello, do you not see me standing here?
- Look what you did!
- That was like, so close!
- Why don't I buy you some driving lessons, loser!
- Ow! You totally hit me, you jerk!
- Oh, ok you like, totally bumped into me!
- You totally totaled my car!
- This is so bogus!
- My dad is SO gonna kill you!
- My bitchin' ride!
- I'm like so pissed!
- I am SO suing you, you loser!
- Wait, please don't shoot!
- I'm calling my dad's lawyer!
- Get away from me, loser!
- Loser! Like, watch out!
- Whatever loser!
- I love your outfit! do you go to the mall a lot?
- Oh my god, can somebody like, do something?
- Great, I'm gonna totally miss my prom!
- My dad will give you anything! Don't hurt his little girl!
- Like, take whatever you want! I have tons of credit cards!
- No, I'm totally on my way to the mall!
- Oh my god! We are, like, SO lost!
- We totally need to find a phone to get limo service!
- Get outta my freakin way!
- You bumblin' fool!
- Stop blocking me, yupaha!
- I can't pass through, Mom!
- Stop your damn foolery!
- That felt good, but, do it again!
- I've heard this story twice already!
- You 'bout make me scream in about two seconds!
- Yo, you better watch yourself!
- Where's the beef!?
- I can't afford to be late!
- You have issues I can solve.
- I got no beef with you!
- You gonna lick my bun in about two minutes!
- Get out of here!
- Ahh! Get away from that thing!
- All you gotta do is ask!
- Where's a cop when you need one?
- Curse you! May a thousand flamingos shit on your porch!
- I'm feeling strange.
- Oh help me! I'm being robbed!
- This mama know when to run!
- I'm so out of here.
- Cabbie, I need a ride.
- This is the work of voodoo!
- You damn crazy bat!
- What is your problem, man!
- I'll get you back somehow!
- You chickenshit fool!
- Hey there, mama!
- What you got cookin' there, baby?
- Baby, I smell gasoline!
- Only time will tell, baby.
- Hey there turkey!
- You nearly killed me!
- What the jibble was that?!
- I LOVE attention!
- You so crazy!
- You got nothing to worry about with me!
- What the devil was that?!
- Hey baby, you just bounced right off me!
- I'm not crazy about that sort of thing.
- I got three sons that are guests of the state!
- Don't point guns at your elders!
- Not what I call southern hospitality!
- I'll find you somewhere, don't worry. (?)
- Please move!
- What can possibly be happening here?
- Hello? Hello?!
- I need to be home before Christmas!
- I really need to watch my show.
- I'm late to my husbands funeral!
- Are you the doctor?
- Do I know who you are?
- I tried taking my pants off over my head.
- I just came back from the doctor, I'm clean!
- Oh! 'scuse me young man!
- Yes, I graduated from Scarford! (?)
- Oh, my medication is flaring up!
- Oh I don't want this!
- I had this car for twenty years!
- Don't drive with coffee in your hand!
- Look around! Won't you stop and smell the roses?
- Doctor, doctor help me!
- The horror!
- You bandit!
- My lucky stars!
- Stampede!
- And I'm on medication!
- You didn't think I could fight, did you?
- I trained how to fight on safari!
- I've wrestled bears twice your size!
- This bag is pure alligator with metal studs!
- You thrown me over the edge!
- Die in a pool of your own blood!
- You dirty young man!
- Say you're sorry!
- Hello? Anybody home?
- I still have at least twenty good years in me!
- To die so young and so accomplished.
- I can pay you, my family can pay you!
- I'm dying at the hands of a hooligan!
- Oh shit!
- What's happening here?
- Can you tell me the way back to Star Island?
- I feel so lost and lonely.
- He took my purse!
- Do you accept donations?
- This is bizarre!
- Taxi, taxi, excuse me!
- Well, I never!
- Excuse yourself!
- Such manners!
- Simpletons!
- Unbelievable!
- Glasses might be in order!
- Where did you learn to walk, dear?
- You can not be serious.
- Please regard others.
- Oh no you don't.
- Oh, really darling.
- Simply wonderful.
- Anyone can get a license.
- That could have hit me!
- Be...Careful!!
- What is he thinking!
- Oh my goodness, that was close!
- That could have been tragic!
- Is that what people would refer to as "drive-by?"
- I can't believe what nearly happened.
- Thank God I'm insured.
- Darling, you can't be serious.
- Is that really necessary?
- That's nothing compared to what I've seen.
- Put that away before your hurt yourself.
- Honey, you must be kidding.
- Do you know who I am?
- You sure you want to do this?
- You can't be serious.
- I don't recognize a thing.
- That was a gift! The world is going to Hell!
- I need to see my plastic surgeon.
- The audacity!
- Hit a lady, how uncouth!
- I think you broke a nail!
- How much do I owe you?
- I'll have my assistant write you a check.
- This is not happening!
- Oh my goodness!
- I hate to downgrade.
- Taxi!
- The gall!
- No reason to be here!
- It was at least a three carat.
- Caviar wishes and champaigne dreams.
- It's never too much.
- Tuck here and a tuck there, that's all you need sweetheart.
- That's why I met all the beautiful people.
- It's all about the shoes.
- I've had a lot bigger waved in my face.
- Don't be shy, baby!
- Where'd you learn to be so stupid?
- Oh, you got a big head, dumbo!
- Get your head out of your ass!
- Someone should hit you with a brick!
- Watch yourself, man!
- What time is my dream comin'?
- What a stooge.
- (Various mumbling)
- Oh you're delusional, man.
- You're going pretty fast!
- Fast and dumb, you are!
- Watch it now!
- (Various unintelligible quotes)
- Woah, Heaven help me!
- Oh, send you to kingdom come, I will!
- What in tarnation?
- I was lightweight champ in '39!
- There won't be no open casket when I'm done with you!
- You and what army?
- Come on, creampuff!
- Oh, you shouldn't swing that around like that!
- Oh, what are you gonna do? Shoot someone?
- My time almost came!
- Jesus, Joseph and Mary!
- Oh, my Lord and Saviour!
- You got any spare change?
- I need a few drinks, you got a few bucks?
- Oh, just gimme what you got.
- I promise, I'll spend it all in once place!
- I need moneys bad!
- Ah, get out the way!
- Get out of my living room!
- Move!
- What's the password?
- Wha- get away from me!
- Go away!
- Charlie!
- Are you Charlie?
- Damn Charlie!
- Show me your face, traitor!
- Come here and sit on my knee.
- You a military man?
- I'm sorry sir, I was just following orders.
- What's that thing anyhow?
- Come on, man just give me a dollar, damnit!
- It wasn't me!
- Evacuate, evacuate!
- I held it in as long as I could!
- Every man for himself!
- Call an airstrike!
- Call in the cavalry, boys!
- Medic, under fire... Charlie...
- Hey you, five bucks?
- I just need one drink!
- I'm a loyal veteran!
- I need a dime... ten bucks get me on my feet!
- Taxi!!
- Get lost!
- I hate these happy people! Kill the lot of them!
- This place is revolting!
- I'll show em, I'll make em pay.
- A land fit for heroes? This place makes me sick.
- They're taking everything!
- You see that? Incoming fire!
- Fire in the hole!
- Man down!
- Ahh I see you!
- No respect for veterans.
- Things don't come up right.
- These are the brakes!
- I got the real nitty gritty.
- Wait here! I'll sing to you!
- You'll never catch me in the welfare line.
- Touch this golden goose...
- Wait here while I sing you a song.
- Can you spare a dollar?
- I'll tell you about a revolution!
- You have so much passion.
- I like the simple things!
- What's your problem!?
- I feel like dancing!
- Damn, I see you, I see you!
- You better come back here and apologize!
- Oh, watch it! I'm begging here!
- You'll pay for this upstairs.
- You're not being cool!
- Life is funny isn't it?
- Feel the fury of my fists, boy!
- How much can you take?
- How bad do you want to kill this woman?
- I know you're not gonna shoot an old lady like me!
- It's not nice to point guns at people!
- Prepare to answer to the maker!
- You don't scare me with that thing!
- You look me in the eye.
- What are you doing?
- Get your hands off of me!
- Okay boy, gimme your wallet, give me what you got, no one gets hurt.
- Help me, Lord!
- What's the name of that song?
- What was his obsession?
- Do you wanna dance?
- I feel great!
- Hey cabbie, over here, baby!
- Can I walk in peace in this city?
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Love Fist Fan Girl #1
- Move it! I have a band to do, I mean see!
- Can I have a ride to the concert?
- If you don't move, I might freak out!
- I'M FREAKING OUT! YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE!
- Love Fist waits for no one!
- If you don't move, I won't get a good seat at the concert!
- You are in the way of rock and roll!
- TAKE ME TO LOVE FIST!
Love Fist Fan Girl #2
- Are you kidding?! I'm late for the show!
- Move! Love Fist are starting!
- Jez will find another girl...
- I'll scream like I'm at the concert already!