Changes: Dialogues in GTA Vice City

Revision as of 03:31, 7 April 2020

This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and even characters in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Government jobs

Coast Guard

Stop, right this second!
Hey prick, stop your boat!
Where are the cops?
You are violating regulations!
Stop!
Stop that boat immediately!
There he is, on the boat, stop it!
You, though guy, stop your vehicle!
VCPD Guards, stop right now!
I'll shoot!
You are under arrest pal!
Asshole, stop that damn boat, you are breaking the law!
Boats in range, stop or I will shoot.
You're under arrest on suspicious business!

Heli Support

You're completely surrounded!
You had your last chance!
This is the VCPD, put your guns down!
There he is, take him out!
There he is, over there!
This is the police, suspect in range.
This is VCPD, stop right now!
This is VCPD, you are under arrest!
Hey! He is not stopping, shoot him!
Over there, you got him!
Backup!
We see you asshole!

Paramedics

You hit me! You hit me!
Look I don't want to hurt you!
Oh my Lord, this looks real bad!
This ain't cool brother.
I got to get some overtime for this!
This city has gone crazy!
What's been going on?
This looks real nasty!
No problem. This ones looks bad!
Real nasty!
Don't be a hero, yo!
This ain't too cool, man!
You want to be a hero? I'll let you die!
They're hurt pretty bad, we're going to need some help!
I can't shut them up!
You ain't gonna die, relax!
Stop crying babyface!
If I hurt you, I ain't kissing it better!
You stupid maniac!
You sadist maniac!
Let's go to work, let's save some lives!
I thought Vice City was supposed to be cool man!
Call the hospital, get them ready!
Ok buddy, you're gonna be fine.
Sit still, stop shaking.
Take it easy, and no problem!
They're cut up pretty bad up here!
We're gonna need help!

VCPD Officers

Show me some ID.
You got ID?
I may have to hurt you.
I'm trained!
Police business, move please!
Stop!
Hope for your sake that I don't catch you!
I'm an officer of the law, stop!
You're under arrest.
This is cop business sir.
Come on wise guy give it a shot.
We have you surrounded!
We have you surrounded asshole.
Get him!
This is just like training!
Take him out!
We have you fully surrounded criminal.
Cover me, I don't wanna die.
Come on hit me, I wanna retire!
I'm retiring soon cover me!
Don't make me angry!
Dangerous driving is a crime!
I see you over there.
You're breaking the law!
I want ten minutes alone with this asshole.
I hope you like prison food.
You're going nowhere.
Call your lawyer!
Don't move a muscle, chump.
Don't move a muscle!
Stay right there tough guy!
Hope you have a good lawyer punk.
Headshot.
Show me your money.
Not so big now mister.
I got him.
Hey get back here!
He's mine!
I see him.
Nothing, its only a scratch.
Get me back out there.
My first day on the job and this happens.
Uh, can I retire now?

Police Radio

(All Directions)
(All Locations)
(All Codes)
Suspect on foot. (when Tommy has a wanted level)
Suspect in a (color) (type of vehicle) (in a vehicle)

Main Characters

Tommy Vercetti

Being Arrested

(1-3 stars)

You got me. Relax, relax.
Go beat up innocent kids.
Ok, we're done. Calm down now.
Can you call my lawyer? His name's Rosenberg.
Enough now.
That the best you got?
I know, you're only doing your job.
I'm not resisting arrest.
Call my lawyer, please.
I give up.
You got me mister. I give up.
You win, you win.
Take it easy, copper.
Take it easy officer, you got me!
Okay hero, no problem.
Just don't shoot me, officer.

(4-6 stars)

You're dead when I walk.
You fat, cop, prick!
I see you're real good!
Rosenberg! Get here now!
Rosenberg!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Get off of me!
Fire! Fire, you prick! Fire!
Stupid cops!
Asshole!
I'll never find you!
You bastards!
Shut up, girly!
Yeah! At least you hit me! Hit me!
I'll catch you!

Being Car Jacked

Who do you think your messing with, pal?
Who do you think this is?
Think you're a tough guy, do 'ya?
No Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti!
Big mistake, idiot!
Very original, mister!
Okay...?
Really? Really?
Hey!
What the hell?
Tough guy, huh?
I hope you can drive fast, pal!
That ain't a good idea, pal!
Give me back, tough guy!

Being Chased By Police

Dicks! You're all dicks!
If I have to kill you, I will!
Go shower with the guys!
I did your wife, you poor bastard!
What's your wife doing!
Hello? Officer?
Get away moron!
Badge wearing fruit!
Go play in the traffic.
Up yours!
Don't make me angry!
You guys ever catch any criminals?
You can't run, officer.
Get off of me, prick.
You're not a cop, you're a robot.
Stay away from me.
Leave me alone, mister.
I thought they were pulling you idiots off the force?
No wonder you ended up being a cop.
You're as boring as the other guy.
I'm innocent!
I don't like guys in uniform, pal.
You heard of Vercetti yet?

Taking money from a dead person

These ain't friendly streets.
I still need pocket money,pal!
Sorry, but I need that!
What are you gonna do?
You don't need it anyhow!
You piss me off, you gotta pay!
It's only money!
That all you got?
You've gotta get a better job!
You are hardly worth robbing!
Thank you!
I need the money!
That all you got?

Crashing into other cars

(0-1 stars)

Damn!
Watch out!
Are you blind or just stupid?
You morons can't drive!
Not the car!
Aww... give me a break!
The car!
Dumb, Florida, morons!
Excuse me, you hit me!
Why ain't you stop?
Moron!
I don't need this!
I really don't need this!
Great driving, moron!
Great!
Thanks, nice one!
Nice one!
Hey, thanks moron!
The son's been messing with your brain, idiot!
You still learn to drive, have you moron?
Get off the guy in the road, please!

(2-3 stars)

You ain't lost your license yet, moron?
You trying to piss me off, asshole?
My ride!
Watch the road, moron!
You hit me, asshole!
You gotta even have a half of brain?
Dick!
You still here, dick?
Can anyone here drive?

(4-6 stars)

Watch the road!
My shitting car!
Moron!
Move morons!
Why are you still breathing?
Retard!
Moron, blind moron!
Florida assholes!
Prick!
Asshole prick!
Dick!
Moron prick!
You inbread, idiot!
You got eyes, pal?
I don't need this!
Shit!
Give me a break!
Why this is happening to me?
I'm in the rush!
Get off the damn roads!
Moron!

Ken Rosenberg

Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!
Officer, do you really think my client was capable of that?
Tommy Vercetti walks right here, or we sue for defamation.
My client wasn't even in town today, and you know it.
Of course he looks like a suspect, that don't make him guilty, you look like an idiot, that doesn't mean you're one.
Vercetti walks right now or there's going to be hell to pay.
Tommy Vercetti is a kind of man, a generous man, a civic minded man, but he does not appreciate being called a killer officer.
Come on officer, Tommy Vercetti wasn't even in Vice City on the day in question.
Tommy Vercetti doesn't even own a gun, how could he do that, now let him go.
You know and I know Tommy Vercetti never did that.
Vercetti walks or you can kiss your promotion, goodbye pal.
Oh sure he was there, but that hardly means he did it.
Vercetti walks right now! Bail or I sue.
You wouldn't know the truth if you found it banging your wife, now shut up and release my client... and your wife's not that great.
Oh really, cuz you saw it, it must have happened oh ho ho what a load of crap and you know it!
Come on officer, officer! What, are you drinking on the job?
Get sergeant Pulaski down here, that chump owes me a favor.
My client is a very important man, and he won't respond kindly to these revolting accusations.
All you evidence is circumstantial bullshit and you know it.
We're trying to prepare a legal case officer not swing around accusations like a preapeck dodo.
You think your opinion is important here !? We're talking about a man's freedom!
Don't make me get irritated with you officer, you can not substantiate your claims in any way shape or form, Vercetti walks!
These charges, they ain't worth the paper they're written on and you know it.
You have no grounds for refusing bails right now.
My client is innocent!
You think that is going to stand up in the court?
Come'on, he's an innocent man, officer!
If i have to make a claim against the police department for this outrage, I will.

Working Class Citizens

Construction Worker

Off the road! Move that piece, step out, dumb ass!
This traffic sucks!
I should have killed this guy!
Why you don't keep moving?
Get out the way.
Wasn't me!
I didn't do it, not guilty!
I'll bury you myself!
I got the death grip, you lose!
You stole this from me before!
Where's the bar around here?
Think about it, dickhead!
Freaking wise guy!
Ahhhh! MY KNEECAP!
Should have took the bus!
Oh my God!
Oooh that was dumb!
Crash, kill, demolish, I feel like hitting someone!
Eternity belongs to the soul, diminish the human race.
That was a rack of ribs!
Construction business ain't for wimps!
I'll catch up with that prick!
Holy Christmas! What the f-
Woah!
Ahh! Get that clown!
Do you want to get murdered?
I'll erase you from existence!
You'll lose!
I'll dunk your effin' donut!
I can't feel my legs!
Bam! That was a good one!
He's gone nuts! I'm gonna beat you into the pavement!
My arms broke!
Ruhrrr, ruhrrr. ruhrr!!!
I feel like killing someone!
You dick!
He turns him alive to the soul!
That guy's got a gun!
A friggin' wise guy!
Someone get a cop!
What's that about pal?
Construction business saves from whips!
Prick, what the hell you doing?
Ah! Get that clown!
Nice ass, baby!
Come on you prick, you're dead!
Watch it, I got the death grip!
That guy got a gun!
Ahh...Bad move!
You wanna get mauled?
You want me to drill you?
Someone get a car!
Someone shoot this asshole!
Incoming!
Aah!
Aah, no!
No, why me? I didn't do it, my goodness!
Oh, that was dumb!
I'll be sure, you'll be dead!
What the hell?
You got a nice ass baby!
Now, this is fun!
Do this for me before!
Easy!
A candy from a dead baby!
What kind a neighborhood is this?
When I catch your ass, you're dead!

Pimp

Move that piece of crap!
Move on, dickface!
Can you believe in this asshole?
Get off of my way!
Get out of the road, asshole!
Let's go, time is pimping money.
Stay cool, boss.
Hey, easy up there G, need some action?
Need some peace for the night?
Watch yourself asshole!
Beat it, just beat it.
Relax baby, just one of my girls.
It's all you got, bitch?
You lucky, my hoses are okay.
You ugly bastard!
Ah, and I just got a little job.
You want something moron?
Hehe, watch it bitch!
Jackass!
Get out of the road, shitface!
Ah shit, my new jacket.
You need a new job honey? Stop at my office baby.
Uhm baby, yout sweet damn, what's up with you baby?
You want some of this, I will make you my bitch!
Hey, you are an ugly bitch, ugly out of my way.
You're going down!
What you got, chump?
Slow your ass down!
Relax.. be cool man, be cool.
Hey man, chill, not me.
Come on bro', I need this wheels.
What the hell are you doing?
You pay for this!
Though guy, huh?
Get the hell off me!
That shit almost kill me.
Put the closes out.
Come on Taxi, come on!

African American Prostitute

You walkin' on my patch!
Lookin' for company, big boy?
I'm a lady. Don't touch until we's agreed a price, boy!
What the hell you doin', mister?
Keep those hands off of me!
I own this block!
Watch yo feet, not me!
Excuse me, bad boy!
You walking on my patch!
I'm so very sorry.
That guy was a real chump.
She ain't got the dignity for these streets!
At least I get paid for it!
Learn some respect!
I ain't getting into that!
You insane, crazy man!
You nearly flattened me!
Psycho crazy lunatic!
Show some respect!
You fight like a girl!
Stop slappin and start fighting!
I hope that don't fire blanks!
Put it away!
Do you know what I did for that?
I never seen that before!
I ain't down with that.
I'm gonna tear you apart!
You givin' me no alternative!
I gotta nasty itch!
I had more fun at a funeral!
She ain't got the dignity for these streets!
She's one fat whore!
Me? I'm a lady!
The name's Pearl, but I used to be Brian!
She's one real ugly cheap whore!
Hell, I used to be a marine!
That's gonna cost you extra, honey
Wake me up when you done, honey
Get over yourself, mister!
A handsome gentleman like you needs company.

White Prostitute

I smile at everyone
You look sexy
Come on! This is my first night!
Nice medallion!
Funny bunny, honey!
No money, no funny bunny, honey!
Heal me!
I need new stockings
Yeah, I used this new neon moose. Looks good, huh?
Is that skirt real stonewashed denim?
Does your tan go all the way?
I left him because he was so gay!
So many men, such little time
I wouldn't do you, anyway!
Go run your mom over!
Hey, watch it!
This is MY street!
How do you like getting bitch slapped?!
Baby, let's get down tonight
The waves are rising and rising
I'M your medicine!

Hispanic Prostitute

You better watch yourself!
You know you want it!
Better understand how to treat a lady!
Oh, I cannot like it like that!
That thing is so small!
Don't make me get my pimp!
I go down smooth as cocoa!
You know you want some of this Latin love
Watch it, fool! I'm working here!
You want company, big boy?

Gangs

Cubans

Where do he come from?
My arm, my life, my head!
You better stop running now!
I'm starting my own thing now!
One, two, you gonna getting in the face!
Hey man, qué pasó man?
Cojones!
Qué carajo!
Maricón, que pasa?
You're so hard, chica!
Take me out!
Gringo estúpido!
Your arms, and then your legs.
You don't scare me, put the gun down stupid.
No no, not my baby, kill you!
Hey, who are you?
Where the hell am I?
Gracias, medico!
Psiu! Taxi!
You're really irritating me man!
I am not happy, man.
Out of my way man.
Oye, qué te pasa, man?
Step out, man.
Don't bull that shit, man!
Do you know how will this going to cost!?
You're in trouble man!
Oye, no te lo crea, man.
One day this will be my town, man.
I am Cubano man!
Tú quieres un cafecito?
Asshole!
Hey you man, you want something?
People walking here!
Asesino!
Oye que te mato!
En la cara, you asshole!
This will cost you, you in trouble.
I love this, this is a disaster.
You better pull that trigger, man!
I will kill you man.
You crazy or something?
Dáme ese carro, cabrón!
Oh yeah!
I believe this belongs to me!
Where are we man?
Gracias, man..
I'll run your ass, man!
You wanna get out of the way?
Move your stupid ass!
You're blocking the freaking road, man!
You better watch your hands, man!
Hola, comandante!
No me gusta!
Este es mi pueblo!
You see my face, keep walking!
You wanna feel the rage, man?
I don't believe you hit my car, man!
Esto no me gusta!
Es que no me creo man!
Chico, esto no puedo ser!
Every time with you, man.
Always something, man.
I said, you understand me now, man?
You trying to throw me over?
Funny? I will show you funny!
How many times, man?
I don't like fighting man, that's not what I want!
Hey man, that's not fair!
Policía! This guy is throwing to run me out!
I will battle you out.
I will get out of my city and kill you!
Do you realize, you know?
Stay back!
You don't know what I'm saying?
Now you feel the rage!
Gracias, pana!
I need a ride, taxi!
C'mon guy, move that shit!
Hola perro, move that shit!
Hey chico, you better say sorry!
I think we gonna have a problem here man.
This is my brand new freaking car!
I will murder you man!
This is getting ridiculous!
Man, you wanna go fishing?
You cabrón, asshole!
Get back here!
I will show you the middle finger!
Estoy encabronado!
I'm gonna drop you bro!
What my boss gonna say it?
I plan my flag here, man.
This belongs to my hermana!
He took my cash!
Taxi, taxi!
Move your ass, amigo!
I am not interested, amigo.

Sharks

I said, mom, school is for squares.
Do you know who you're up against, mister?
Hey, that guy pushed me!
Out of the way.
Why did you do that for?
You're asking for it!
Look at that asshole.
Creep!
Don't mess with us!
You're going down, mister!
You're too old for this!
Okay old man, okay!
Hit my head, I ain't got no brains!
I'm already a delinquent mister!
I ain't scared of you, creep!
Bullying kids now, mister?
You see that moron?
Up yours, old man!
Easy, man, we're cool!
We didn't mean nothing mister.
Take it easy, please!
No guns, mister please.
Get off creep! Stop touching me!
Don't make me kill you.
You come back here, we'll find you!
Learn to drive!
You're too old! Go to Musty Pines, old man!
Do I look invisible to you?
Don't push me asshole.
That creep got my money!
He tried to touch me!
Yo, blame the school system, creep!
How's my hair?
Taxi!
You blockhead!
It's hot as hell out here!
You making my blood boil, asshole!
Watch where you're going, retard.
You want me to hit you now?
You know who you're messing with?
Careful, man.
Get on with it, man!
Man it's too hot out here for this.
Check me out!
Do you mind? I'm walking here!
Go bother someone else, ghost!
Look around, you don't belong here!
We got ways of dealing with idiots like you!
You damn fool! What do you think you're doing?
Jackass!
Damn! Too close for comfort!
That was heavy! How am I gonna explain this?
You bashed my wheels asshole!
Vice City is a battlefield!
I learned all about smuggling!
Can't you see me here?
Where you coming from?
Where's the police when you need it!?
This does not look familiar!
Do what you want, but put that thing down!
Yo, don't get funky!
Someone stop this dude!
What is your deal man!
Just follow the road back.
That fool just robbed me!
You drunk freak?
Man, I'm gonna get rag dolled for this!
Easy, man! Don't crack up!
I hope you die!
Where'd you get that shirt man? It's rad!
I told her, we gotta get new guns yo!
Where is this place?
Where are we?
I'm persecuted by society, man!
Yeah but you're crazy man, crazy!
You said what to your counselor?
Hey, you got a death wish?
You did what?
What are you looking at, pal?
Look around, you don't belong here!
You don't push me, man.
You gonna get hurt!

Diaz's Gang

Move, c'mon!
What you doing for?
Move that damn vehicle!
Careful, hey get lost!
You in the way!
Hey, we are trying to do business over here!
Move, don't push me.
Excuse me, this car belongs to Diaz!
You hit me, now I hit you!
Stupid idiota!
It's expecting a big real shipment from Colombia!
He steals the money back!
Do you got anything to say to yourself?
Move, dickhead, idiota!
You better move though guy!
Nobody screws with me!
Nobody screws with Diaz' men!
I pay muscles.
Okay amigo, okay!
What you thinking, dickhead?
Oh, you are really scary...
Diaz' will want you death, dickhead!
We all got guns, bad boy!
You really want to get killed, amigo?
You can't do that!
What you doing, though guy?
Give me that!
I work for Diaz, idiota!
What we are supposed to be, man?
Honey's Taxi!

Vercetti Gang

Oh come on, come on, move!
We got work to do asshole, what are you doing?
Whoa you see that? This town is full of morons!
Do you want me to deal with them?
Look out!
Are you drunk or something?
Hey, these shoes are new!
Why do you do that for?
Should I kill them?
He's been hit, everybody alright?
What's going on?
Forget about Mario!
You better tell him, Mario!
Hey Mario, I never asked you sister about it man!
I wouldn't do that, I got those clothes you want it.
Careful asshole!
Asshole!
Do you know who we work for?
Come here, prick!
We do that for living asshole!
Hey! Look at her, I didn't want like this!
Why you hit me asshole?
Why did I do to you?
Give me a break asshole!
Can we still drive?
Take it easy!
I didn't mean nothing.
What is this?
I've always been loyal, get off!
You can't jack me, who do you think I am?
You kidding me?
Get lost or I'll kill you!
Get lost, get out of here!
We got a problem here.
Where are we?
Who brought us here?
Yeehee! Taxi! Cabbie!
Move, come on, move!
Hey moron, move!
Drive, asshole!
Relax!
Don't push the Mario man!
Wow they hit us! Should I tell that?
I don't want the cops here, let's get out of here!
You did what?
I told myself, Mario, take it easy!
What should I do about her, I hate that woman!
She always give me a hurt time.
What hurt what we got?
You blind idiot, learn to drive!
Where do these people learn to drive?
Come on asshole, you nearly hit me!
Look at that, now that's a woman!
Talk to me, don't hit me!
Easy, shoot them, not me.
Get of me!
You can't jack us!
We need that, now get lost.
Who's got the map?
I got my money on three wives!
Call my wife, kill her at over.
Do you know who we are, asshole?
Hey asshole, move, move!
Hey, what's the supreme?
Heey, stay back!
Come on, don't push me!
Keep going, keep going!
Hey hey, it's Mr. V!
Tommy, you gonna love this!
You got problem with the street kids.
You got to listen to this one man!
Where we going now boss?
Do you know I've been loyal?
Hey prick, come in, we gonna kill you.
Asshole, I see you asshole!
My lord, this is a heaven!
I gotta hit you back!
This town is screwed!
I think this belongs to me!
Call my mother!
Whoa, I can't believe that!
Taxi over here!
Taxi!

Patrol Invest Group

Please disperse! Go back to your homes.
Please disperse! This is inappropriate!
Please disperse! You will all end up on the streets.
Sticks out boys!
Sorry sir, this is a private community!
Sorry, residents and their guests only!
Welcome Mr. Vercetti! Great to see you again.
I don't know what this thing is doing, but it's non-union!
Damn, I gotta lay off the pills, I'm seein' shit!
Hey, don't push me punk!
Get away from me!
Hey you want a beatin'?
You looking for trouble pal?
Hey, watch yourself.
I'm bigger and tougher than you.
I take steroids mister!
You see any punks around today?
I love beating up troublemakers!
We got trouble coming, I can feel it.
Hey, you ever heard back from the police?
Hey! That idiot tried to kill me!
Come here! I'll smash your face in!
You think you can hurt me mister?
Moron!
Come here and fight!
Look at that girl, beautiful!
We're the security, asshole!
You know how many steroids we take, punk?
What are you thinking?
You wanna go tough guy?
Tough guy with a gun huh?
You ain't scarin' me.
Where am I?
Where is this?
Yo, meathead get back here.
I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
You're going bye-bye.
Oh, you're gonna wish you never been born.
You're kidding me right?
So I say to the guy, "bite me, asshole"
I saw the cutest little doggy yesterday.
Who the hell don't like lunges?
I love my easy chair more than life man.
Hey, you believe in UFOs man?
I love my wife and my girlfriend equally.
I'm gonna thrash your face up, bro.
You little wimp!
You won't live to see tomorrow!
What, am I supposed to run or something?
I'm so scared, wah-wah.
Put that little thing away.
I'm crapping my pants!
What is that, a cereal toy or something?
Yo, where the hell am I?
Like the aftershave?
Oh man am I lost.
Oh man, that would give you nightmares for months!
I'm gonna freakin' kill you!
Who the hell don't like oranges?
Those legs, they go all the way up?
I'll break your neck!
You're not gonna kill me.
Oh, am I ever lost man.

Golfers

Hey, caddy, get over here!
Are you late for tee off too?
I swear, you young people!
My clubs are worth a lot of money!
I want no trouble here, I'm just playing through.
I'll stick this club up your ass.
I might be old, but I'm not invisible!
I don't think your mother would like this.
Alright, alright you win!
(unintelligible) break for old ladies!
Damn, these clubs keep getting worse and worse!
Where's the juice?
Now I might never shoot in the sixties!
This is my baby, Matilda!
I can't take it anymore!
I hate my life, somebody end it!
I don't care who you are, you're gonna pay for this.
You destroyed my baby!
I need a golf cart with batteries.
This is what I call the hot bird swing.
How much money do I pay here!
Hey...I don't think this guy's a member!
These kinds of morals are unbearable!
Irresponsible driver!
Holy mackerel!
What the-
What goes around, comes around!
I left Liberty City to escape this crap!
Let me get my clubs out!
What, you never heard of manners?!
One wrong move, and its heart attack city!
Catch me if you can!
Oh, call my doctor, I want a second opinion!
Holy smokes!
Taxi!!
Hey Boy Scout, slow down!
This will cost a fortune!
Can't you young people drive anymore?
Stupid nits! (?)
Geez, I'm late for teatime.
Come be my caddy and work instead!
You evil, evil idiot!
I despise dried fruits.
Is it a dress or a mumu?
Doctor Rubenstein, great with feet.
SPF? I never wear that.
Yikes! Nearly clipped me!
Boy! That was a close one.
What's wrong with today's youth?
Yikes!
Leave an old lady alone!
Do you think the police would approve of this?
You'll be paying for my green fees!
Excuse you, young man!
I could use a whiskey (unintelligible)
This is amateur time!
My husband used to shoot one of those.
I'm telling Irene!
This is absurd.
Ow my corns! I'm no spring chicken anymore!
You deserve a trophy.
Well that's just the darndest thing!
Crazier than a hole in one.
Huh?
I hope heaven looks like saint Andrews.
You could hurt somebody with that thing.
Hey, mister, watch yourself!
Hey, sonny, put that thing away!
Walk around me, not through me, alright?

Pedestrians

Woman in Pink Bikini

Out of my way, chili pepper!
Look at the local! You are such a local yokel!
It's time for capital punishment.
What a dumbass!
Out of my way, joe!
Move it or lose it!
You are sooo not cool!
Ok, now I'm really mad!
Are you blind?
Watch yourself! Okay, no big deal.
How are you livin'?
Sidewalk's big enough for two.
Word out!
Oh. My. God.
And he's like, "okay", and I'm like, "whatever!"
Hey, how you playin'?
How you livin' girl?
I am so tired of everything.
What are you doing with that?
You should really hit the brakes, brother.
I'm not a target.
Cool out, homedude.
Take a vacation.
So done jaywalking.
I'm SO tired.
I'd eat that for dinner!
Damn, he's SO cute!
Scumbag!
I've got money! Put that away!
Oh my God, take it easy! We can talk it out!
Ugh, this is SO uncool.
Listen, don't be uncool!
What are you doing?
I just painted this!
I paid for this with my babysitting money!
You have SO crossed the line.
What is wrong with everything?
Don't touch me there unless you're gonna buy me something nice.
Where's my wallet? Oh my God my wallet!
Sir, I really have to go!
Ugh, what's going on here?
I am out of here!
Hello? Me, important!

Woman in Red Bikini

Oh, like I couldn't be more bummed over this.
This is worse than being pale.
You jerk, I'm like, so stuck!
Whatever, you totally suck.
Hello? I'm a girl!
That's like the rudest thing ever.
I hope you wipeout.
Whatever, you could like, say sorry.
Watch it doofus!
Umm hello?
Oh my God, I could just die.
This is like the worst thing since sliced bread.
You total and utter spaz!
Gross, you like, actually hit me.
So I was all "nuh-uh, whatever." She's just jealous because I'm dating Ted.
Boogie boarders are even radder than surfers!
My blonde streaks turned green and it was gross.
Gag me!
Are we going to Becky's skate party or what?
Tan lines are SO 1983.
You came totally too close to me, loser!
Stay away from my beach!
It's like, such a good thing he didn't whale me!
Bogus driving!
You like so almost hit me!
Hello? Driving school for the gifted!
My boyfriend Ted is totally gonna mess you up.
It's like so not cool to kill.
I totally don't wanna die!
Don't shoot me, I'm totally spazzing out!
You loser, I'm totally gonna have to take the nasty bus.
Being chased is so my pet peeve.
Ahh total wacko!
Oh that's so totally messed up.

Female Rollerskater

If only I could roll around you!
Hey honey, I'm late for a roller date!
My mom wouldn't block me in, are you my mom?
Oh no, I have a total wedgie!
Key lime pie is totally awesome!
I'd rather be dancing!
Hey, mister blocky Mcblockhead!
I'm totally sorry!
Be careful of the girlfriend on wheels
Whoooo!
Ouch! That hurt my rumpshaker!
These things don't have brakes, baby!
I'm gonna get a gnarly bruise!
I totally don't know how to stop, sorry!
Woahh! Far out!
My head feels like cotton candy!
I like balloons!
Down, get down, wooo!
Oops! Was that my fault?
Woah! Mister Speedy Mcfreaky!
Marshmallow clouds!
Hey, Creepy McGee!
Watch out for the rollers!
You're too fast, Mister Fasty McNasty!
Hey, are you my mom?
Look honey, I'm still on wheels!
I'll roll right over your ass!
You're prettier than the boys at studio 54!
How would you like a skate up your butt!
Disco diva says you're a goner!
Beat it!
I'm gonna get groovy on your ass!
I taste like a knuckle sandwich!
Wait, roller derby is coming up!
Oh no! It's ladies night at the disco tonight!
Oh, poo! This sucks!
I'm rolling the hell out of here!
I got disco fever!
Don't touch the wheels, man!
Mommy!
I want my mommy!

Common Male Pedestrian

Move!
Hurry up!
I gotta get to work!
Damn, get a move on!
I gotta get a move on!
What's happening up there?
Move idiots!
Hey! Careful!
Look out!
Ah! Watch where you're going!
Watch yourself, pal.
Oi!
Hey you! You hit me!
This is a free country, moron!
Damn you.
Don't do that again!
You blind idiot!
Hey my car!
That was your fault!
Why'd you do that?
Hey, I hope you got a good lawyer!
Hey you could have killed me!
My car!
I'm glad I left Liberty.
Gotta get to work!
Don't mess with the man.
Vice City, man.
Hey, car crime is on the up.
Business opportunity my ass.
Come on, you ain't serious.
Hey did you see that show?
You kiddin' me?
This town is a joke.
Hey, idiot!
Crazy idiot!
You trying to kill people?
Use your eyes, idiot!
Get his license!
That guy's crazy!
Oh yeah? You kiddin me?
I'm a veteran pal!
Fight then!
Let's go!
I warn you, I'm trained!
Please no! Don't shoot!
Don't kill me!
Please, please, please!
Get off me!
My vehicle!
Give me that back!
Hey, that's stealing! You can't do that!
Get the cops!
Gimme that back!
No you don't!
Where is this?
Help me!
Hey you! Stay away from me!
Somebody help me!
Am I bleeding? Am I alive?
Did you catch the guy who did this to me?
Taxi!
Damn I'm real lost now.

Cigar Selling Woman

Whoops! You banged into me!
Oh! Pardon me!
Pardon! I didn't see you coming!
Oh! My massive cigars! (?)
You want something to suck on?
Careful!
Oh! Easy there!
I nearly fell over!
I nearly killed myself!
I nearly spilled my load!
That ain't very gentlemanly!
My cigars!
I almost died!
You nearly killed me!
You rude beastly pig!
Oh, this is horrible!
Don't fill me full of lead!
Oh no! A shooter!
Is that a gun?!
I know smoking's bad, but this is ridiculous!
Hey! My money!
Help me!
Police! Help me!
There's a maniac with a cigar fetish!
Would you like a fat one, sir?
All natural legal fun!
Hand massaged cigars!
Cigars!
I got cigars for everyone!
Taxi! You want cigars? Pick me up!

African American in a Blue Jumpsuit

Move that piece of shit!
Yo, get out the way!
Hey, you're in my way, dog.
Yo, hey yo yo move!
You're blocking the traffic!
Yo, be careful there, man!
You're blocking up the streets!
Well, excuse me, cat!
Do you don't see me or something, brother?
Yo, my man you blocking up the streets!
Yo, be careful in that, man.
You nearly killed me, man!
Yo, you wanna drown, man?
Yo, easy brotha!
I'll get my union on you!
Careful, docks is a dangerous place!
Money just hit my wheels!
Yo, what did I do to you, son!
I know you hit my car, dog!
I know you did that, I can't believe this is happening!
Hey son, you just hit my ride!
Fresh from Singapore?
I got some good stuff...
I'm always getting a deal with Jimmy.
Welcome to Vice City!
Yo, stay away from me bro!
I got flamingos, two for one!
You looking a sell-buy or something?
Yo, you're trying to kill me man !?
Yo, you better be careful, easy!
Mad man!
Yo, you 73th kid!
Yo, you got a death wish, son!
Yo, I'll get my union on you!
What, you don't see me or something, brother?
Hell, I ain't for sale!
Yo, I'm with the union, cat!
Easy son, you nearby killed me!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you got a brother? Yo, you gotta chill!
Yo, no shoot man, no shoot!!!
Yo, why you knocking me friend?
Yo, no shooting man, no shooting!
I just want to make a deal, yo, I just want to make a deal!
Hey, officer, I don't know nothing man!
Yo, yo, yo, yo be easy man, aw shit! You trying to jack me!
Ai, yo, yo, ai!
Yo, what's up? What's going on dog?
You're trying to take my whip son!
I earn that money by jacking people man!
It's my money, it's my cheese.
Yo, stay away from me yo!
Yo, I sell everything you want yo!
Yo yo yo, Taxi, brother!

Mexican Chick

Get out of the way!
This don't look carnaval, get out of the road man!
Easy on the Giggle Cream!
You in the way, idiota!
Oye marimbero!
Hey idiota, mamífero.
I'm a woman.
Can't you see or something?
Do you like me?
You hit my car, then I hit your face!
PUTA, my car!
Why you do that for?
Are you blind or idiot?
I'll shot the car on you eyes!
I'll kill you!
Cálmate, por qué te aceleras?
I just want me a good match.
Get me a beauty partner.
I'm going to the Malibu discoteca!
I'm going dancing porque soy preciosa!
She stole my man!
Hit me!
You're always looking at the girls, uh?
Oye, o qué estás fumando?
You piece of trash!
I'll bust your ass for this.
My momma hit harder than you!
You got woman clothes, amigo.
I am not appreciate at you, I kill you!
You animal, you want to fight?
Hey, you don't wanna be stupid.
I got a lot of brothers, though guy!
I'm a lady!
Hey, let me see the other girl!
HEEY, I got a lot of brothers, mamífero!
MAMÍFERO!
You're bulling ladies uh? Come here!
Hey. that's my money!
I need that for my operation!
I need that money!
You must buy a woman.
Hey hey, Taxi, por favor!
You can look, but you can't touch!

Female Jogger

Hey, handsome, I'm trying to run here!
On your left!
Try exercises, it's better for you!
Woah there!
Gotta keep moving!
And stretch! And two!
You almost hit my gorgeous legs!
Try that move in Muscle Beach, I dare you!
Hey, I'm trying to exercise in one piece!
That wasn't very sport of you!
I'm just gonna keep on running!
Good thing these fab legs aren't short!
Oh, I hate guns!
Could you really hurt such a great figure?
Oh, this is worse than a full-fat cheeseburger!
Come on man, let's get physical instead!
You'll never catch me, you big hairy man!
This is terrific exercise, thanks!
I do this every morning and night anyway!
You should really try a different form of cardio!
This activity is so unhealthy for you!
This isn't my happy place!

Business woman

I'm losing my patience!
You gonna move pal? You gonna die up there.
Hey dude, I'm losing my chill.
You're a waste of space!
I've got a secret.
You should be replaced!
There's a storm breaking.
Don't get weird on me!
I heard your name in certain circles.
A brand new experience.
Dirtbag!
Congratulations! You win the idiot prize!
Ouch! That was super gnarly!
Gag me with a spoon!
I'm a lady!
Have some respect!
Holy shit!
Don't hit me, dweeb!
I'll stuff you in the garbage disposal, headfirst!
Farewell, scumbag!
Come on, you can hit harder than that!
This is no joke, I'll come after you!
is this business or personal?
Big girls don't cry!
You slimeball killer!
I didn't sleep with his brother!
I will defend my wheels!
I'll kick in your brains!
Is there nothing I can do?
Time to evacuate!
This isn't the financial district...
Too many chumps around here...
I'm supposed to be impressed now, right?
Taxi!

Business Woman in Purple Suit

Nobody likes me!
Will you be my friend? I don't have any friends!
Do you want to play?
Do you want to hang out!?
I have money!
Let's be friends!!
I suck.
I was never good at sports!
You're the best! I'm nothing.
I wish I had those clothes!
Your hairs' so pretty and shiny!
I wish I was popular!
Just kill me!
Who farted?
I'm sorry, my fault!
Ouch!
You hit my car!! Why would you do that!?
My fault, sorry!
Oh, oh no!
Nobody ever notices me!
Please, stay away from me!
Please! No! Don't shoot me!
This must be the urban problem!
I'm only a little girl!
Don't hurt me, you're scaring me!
Please go away!
Please, take my money, please take it!
No chasing after me!
Society is awful!
I didn't mean to offend you!
Please leave me alone!
Oh no! That's stressful!

Rich Man in Pink suit

Get out of my way, chili pepper!
Get out of the way, joe!
How you talking?
How you playin?
I banged my nose!
This is the part where I get real mad!
Where you going with that thing?
Hey man, take a vacation!
Yo!
This is the last time.
What are you doing man? BE cool, dude!
Scumbag!
You got a serious malfunction, boy!
Hey, I got money, put that thing away!
Hey man, take it easy!
Man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
You just crossed the line, baby!
Man, I think I lost my place!
Somebody tell me where to go!
Hey, hey, don't be touching me there! Come back here.
Hey, give back my wallet!
I'm outta here!
Hey, we can talk this out!
This is the end of the line for me.
Damn honey, you look like a hot dish! (?)
Not the new wheels you bastard!

Rich Man in Green Suit

Did this guy OD?
Stay away from me!
I have a sports car.
This is designer.
What's wrong with you?
These clothes are expensive!
You can't even spell Italian!
Don't bump beautiful people.
You drunk bastard!
Too much bottle?
The commercial says, "don't drink and drive!"
You should have hit me harder and ended my misery!
Oh, this is pathetic!
I'm speechless.
Where'd you get the dough?
Old habits never die!
I look real good.
One mouth, two shots!
Watch it pal!
Don't you see me here?
You can't run people over!
Nice late model!
Wow, I have died and gone to heaven.
Come on, I'll give you an elbow to the head!
I know people!
Watch the loafers, square!
You want money, beggar?
Hey, this outfits' Italian!
I'll give you stocks!
Hey, wait a minute! I've got money!
This is getting way freaky.
This is too freaky.
No! It's my dad's!
I don't want to die. I will pay you handsomely.
These are leather seats!
Just let me get my stash!
I didn't expect to see you here!
This is not a good time for bad news!
Wait a minute, what the hell is matter with this town?
Later alligator!
I'm running like the wind!
Don't tell my old man about this!
Not in my neighborhood!
I need a ride, taxi!

Old Street Man

You in the way!
You drive worse than my mom's sister!
You in my damn way, pretty boy!
You trying to intimidate me in a public place?
Well don't mind me, pretty thing!
You not seeing me there?
Hey, get lost!
You trying to get intimate?
One day, I'm gonna be president!
I got a real high IQ. 60, or 70.
You ever eaten squirrel?
Hey, damn you pretty boy!
Come here and fight like a man!
I see you boy!
You nearly hit me there!
You want some Florida justice for that?
You fightin'? or cuddlin'?
If I win, I insist on a kiss.
You hit like my sister!
Sorry to smash your pretty face!
I don't like hitting girlies!
Is you blind or something?
Now just calm down boy!
Don't get all worked up there.
I know the sheriff!
Get your hands off me!
Where the hell am I?
Damn, too much boomshine again!
Ay, that's my sisters' money!
That's my boomshine money!
Hey yo, taxi!

Elderly Woman in Green Sweater

I'm 98, for Christ's Sakes!
I'm here! Move aside!
I oughta give you a knuckle-freaking sandwich!
I gotta change my douchebag..
You swear it? I wanna hear you swear!
This is none of your business!
Move it, you little chickenshit!
If there is anyone who can help, it's probably Mora! (?)
Hey!
I'm a senior, you're a junior, now move it!
Get out of here, sonny!
Police!
I have four daughters, with five husbands.
What's happening here?
I wonder if I should honk!
This has gotten far enough!
Should I bump his car?
I can't see, but is that parked?
Is he dead? Am I dead?
I hope he has his panic button!
I think he just got an aneurysm!
Out of the freaking way!
I'm gonna get you, you little shit!
I think I shit my pants!
I know my back problem makes me look like a poodle!
Could you buy me some candy and come read to me?
You bastard kids!
Get out of here, sonny!
I gotta pee!
Ah shit! This is all I needed!
This can be worse than it looks!
Give me a little break here!
Oh no! I can't take my hands off the steering wheel!
How could this be?
I hope I didn't break anything!
Oh! I heard something snap!
Oh, I shit myself!
Can anybody tell me where I can change my bags?
Do you have a ladies room in there?
You know where the old factory senior residence is?
Busy old bastard, look at that, busy old bastard.
Only go down to the ocean beach early in the morning.
The doctor said I could grow a third ear!
Why, you meddling kids!
I retired here when I lost my job.
Hey, I'm a historical landmark, sonny!
I've broken my tibula!
Where's the respect?!
Slow down! You're gonna kill somebody!
Hey come back! Kill me!
Stay on the street idiot!
It's out of gas! I swear!
Ah! You broke my arm you little bastard!
Give it back, this is all I have left in this world!
Ah, take it, it smells like shit anyway!
I could be a grandmother for Christ's sakes!
Is that you Johnny?
I worked 79 years for that money!
You kids nowadays! Get a freaking job!
God bless you, my son!
Why didn't you just let me die?
Thanks a lot bastard, I wanted to die.
Taxi, taxi!
Violence! Violence!
Who are your parents?
Do you know where the old factory senior residence is?
Harry, is that you?
Wha...Why can't you see me down here?
Have some respect for your elders!
They're playing a matinee at the theater, I have to go!
Thanks for helping an old lady.
Oh yes, sorry honey, I'm single.

Street Criminal in Red Jacket

Coming through.
What are you doin'?
Yeah, you got a problem?
Move it or lose it!
You want me to push you?
Watch your step!
Get out of the way.
Watch where you put your loafers, asshole.
Gimme the green.
You better drive fast, prick.
I will kill you for this!
Come here! We'll discuss this like gentlemen.
You got a death wish?
I'm gonna bust you up for this.
Move it!
Yeah, you wanna fight, yuppie? (?)
You got a license for that? (When threatened)
I'm sorry, I really am. (When threatened)
I hope you know how to use it. (When threatened)
Don't be an asshole. (When threatened)
Yo, what you lookin' at?
Little protection, eh? Take it easy.
I better hear you apologize, prick.
Out of my way.
Yeah, I can fight, I can fight.

African American Street Criminal

Yo, you didn't mean that, right?
I ain't petrified!
Yo, you better watch yourself!
Man, you must be foolin'.
Do you know what I'm about to do to you, homeboy?
Competition in too many places!
Damn, you stepped on my shine!
Come on, son!
Man, you playin' yourself.
Step off!
Oh, what you looking at?
You in trouble now!
Now you've done it!
Hey, watch the Jheri curls!
I'm gonna demo you! (?)
Yo, why you all up on me?

Female Bartender

I see your ugly face!
If I see you again, I spit on you!
You nearly hit me!
I scratch your eye out!
I'm going to kick your teeth in!
You're just a waste of space!
You're a real drab.
You put that away, please!
My money, no!
Of course we won't serve you!
Do I look okay?
Dish of the day? Piss off!
We don't want your type here, bastard!
I really don't think so.
You make me puke looking at you!
You got rummage in the bins at the back, just get lost!
I think you should leave right now.
No, no no no.
Taxi!

Young Female Shopper

Watch where you're going!
It's a good thing I'm not weighed down on my shopping bags!
That could've ruined my whole afternoon of shopping!
Mind my shopping bags!
I need to buy something to make me feel good.
I could've had a broken heel!
Honey, you can never have enough shoes.
I had to buy that outfit.
Big and beautiful, that's me!
There are not enough days in the week for the shopping that I need to do.
Buy, buy, buy, that's all I like!
Fur is always in fashion.
Oh, dear lord, that was close!
Please watch where you're going!
Animal!
I'm too busy to look out for you.
Am I supposed to be scared?
He nearly ran over my beautiful shoes!
Ah you're like totally freaking me out!
When did shopping get so dangerous?!
My bags!
Ruffian!
Oh, I definitely need one of those.
Money has never been an issue.
Always upgrading, that's my motto.
That just makes me so angry!
That reminds me, I need a new car!
When did shopping get so dangerous!
I just bought one, just like that!
Oh God!
What the hell!
You don't wanna mess with me!
That's it, I've had it!
I don't see a thing I like!
I got more important things to do than this!
Ouch, my jewels!
Just like a man, hit and run. I would but my hands are full.
Sale. Where. Gotta go!
You saved my life, why thank you!
Whatever you want, I'll buy it for you, you're the best!
Oh, that outfit is all wrong.
Someone ought to clean up that mess.
Not even shopping can help that...
I bought that same model just yesterday!
I need it in every color!
It takes more time than that to scare me!
Nothing should get in between women and her shopping!
If you're gonna pull out, you better know how to use it!
You don't even know what I have in this bag!
You wanna be my bodyguard?
I need to get to that sale!
Aw, my credit cards!
I just got that from the bank for my shopping!
How dare you hit a lady?!
Shopping, shopping, shopping!
I'm off to the big sale.
You bastard!
Just in time for the big sale!
Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time!
Wrong place, wrong time!
I need to go shopping.
Taxi!
This is a nightmare!

Black Street Woman

What the?!
I'm so late!
You're slowin' down the show, hon!
Sleep in your own bed, bitch!
This is a Class A disaster!
Stop bein' such an annoyance!
This is killing me!
I'm not talkin' to you, buzzy!
You got no class, chump!
Get out of my face!
Why you so damn rude!?
You think you funny!?
Bastard!
Call the cops! Call the cops!
It's your fault! Time to file suit honey!
Hey my car! Watch my car!
Check out the bulge on that guy!
I got two words for you.
How you doin'!
This is nuts!
You almost smacked me!
I hope you burn in hell!
Oh man, what are you doin!
Oh my God he got a gun!
I don't want to be here!
This is a lot more than I bargained for!
This is worth shit!
Why, just steal somebody else's' man!
It's on its last legs!
Where is this!?
Hey run! I think we should run!
Run like hell like baby!
Run like the wind girl, run!
You think enough grease is in that hair?!
Insurance term, bitch!
He can lick my cream filling anytime!
I met him on the street last week.
You can crash in my pad, anytime!
Hey, watch it, scumbag!
Shit knocker!
He just jacked my purse!

Rich Blonde Woman

Hey, loser, can you, like, move?!
I'll totally give you 50 bucks to move right now!
I'm gonna be so late for sushi!
The mall closes in like half-an-hour!
Totally bad driving!
Do you like, even, know how to drive!
Whatever, it's not like I care or anything!
Ah! Watch it dork!
Hello? Are you like stupid or something?
Hello? I only carry credit cards!
Do you dig plastic? No way, that's so weird!
Hey taxi!
I hope you have credit cards ready!
Hello, do you not see me standing here?
Look what you did!
That was like, so close!
Why don't I buy you some driving lessons, loser!
Ow! You totally hit me, you jerk!
Oh, ok you like, totally bumped into me!
You totally totaled my car!
This is so bogus!
My dad is SO gonna kill you!
My bitchin' ride!
I'm like so pissed!
I am SO suing you, you loser!
Wait, please don't shoot!
I'm calling my dad's lawyer!
Get away from me, loser!
Loser! Like, watch out!
Whatever loser!
I love your outfit! do you go to the mall a lot?
Oh my god, can somebody like, do something?
Great, I'm gonna totally miss my prom!
My dad will give you anything! Don't hurt his little girl!
Like, take whatever you want! I have tons of credit cards!
No, I'm totally on my way to the mall!
Oh my god! We are, like, SO lost!
We totally need to find a phone to get limo service!

Old Black Street Woman

Get outta my freakin way!
You bumblin' fool!
Stop blocking me, yupaha!
I can't pass through, Mom!
Stop your damn foolery!
That felt good, but, do it again!
I've heard this story twice already!
You 'bout make me scream in about two seconds!
Yo, you better watch yourself!
Where's the beef!?
I can't afford to be late!
You have issues I can solve.
I got no beef with you!
You gonna lick my bun in about two minutes!
Get out of here!
Ahh! Get away from that thing!
All you gotta do is ask!
Where's a cop when you need one?
Curse you! May a thousand flamingos shit on your porch!
I'm feeling strange.
Oh help me! I'm being robbed!
This mama know when to run!
I'm so out of here.
Cabbie, I need a ride.
This is the work of voodoo!
You damn crazy bat!
What is your problem, man!
I'll get you back somehow!
You chickenshit fool!
Hey there, mama!
What you got cookin' there, baby?
Baby, I smell gasoline!
Only time will tell, baby.
Hey there turkey!
You nearly killed me!
What the jibble was that?!
I LOVE attention!
You so crazy!
You got nothing to worry about with me!
What the devil was that?!
Hey baby, you just bounced right off me!
I'm not crazy about that sort of thing.
I got three sons that are guests of the state!
Don't point guns at your elders!
Not what I call southern hospitality!
I'll find you somewhere, don't worry. (?)

Rich Old Woman

Please move!
What can possibly be happening here?
Hello? Hello?!
I need to be home before Christmas!
I really need to watch my show.
I'm late to my husbands funeral!
Are you the doctor?
Do I know who you are?
I tried taking my pants off over my head.
I just came back from the doctor, I'm clean!
Oh! 'scuse me young man!
Yes, I graduated from Scarford! (?)
Oh, my medication is flaring up!
Oh I don't want this!
I had this car for twenty years!
Don't drive with coffee in your hand!
Look around! Won't you stop and smell the roses?
Doctor, doctor help me!
The horror!
You bandit!
My lucky stars!
Stampede!
And I'm on medication!
You didn't think I could fight, did you?
I trained how to fight on safari!
I've wrestled bears twice your size!
This bag is pure alligator with metal studs!
You thrown me over the edge!
Die in a pool of your own blood!
You dirty young man!
Say you're sorry!
Hello? Anybody home?
I still have at least twenty good years in me!
To die so young and so accomplished.
I can pay you, my family can pay you!
I'm dying at the hands of a hooligan!
Oh shit!
What's happening here?
Can you tell me the way back to Star Island?
I feel so lost and lonely.
He took my purse!
Do you accept donations?
This is bizarre!
Taxi, taxi, excuse me!

Old Female Shopper

Well, I never!
Excuse yourself!
Such manners!
Simpletons!
Unbelievable!
Glasses might be in order!
Where did you learn to walk, dear?
You can not be serious.
Please regard others.
Oh no you don't.
Oh, really darling.
Simply wonderful.
Anyone can get a license.
That could have hit me!
Be...Careful!!
What is he thinking!
Oh my goodness, that was close!
That could have been tragic!
Is that what people would refer to as "drive-by?"
I can't believe what nearly happened.
Thank God I'm insured.
Darling, you can't be serious.
Is that really necessary?
That's nothing compared to what I've seen.
Put that away before your hurt yourself.
Honey, you must be kidding.
Do you know who I am?
You sure you want to do this?
You can't be serious.
I don't recognize a thing.
That was a gift! The world is going to Hell!
I need to see my plastic surgeon.
The audacity!
Hit a lady, how uncouth!
I think you broke a nail!
How much do I owe you?
I'll have my assistant write you a check.
This is not happening!
Oh my goodness!
I hate to downgrade.
Taxi!
The gall!
No reason to be here!
It was at least a three carat.
Caviar wishes and champaigne dreams.
It's never too much.
Tuck here and a tuck there, that's all you need sweetheart.
That's why I met all the beautiful people.
It's all about the shoes.
I've had a lot bigger waved in my face.
Don't be shy, baby!

Old Homeless Man

Where'd you learn to be so stupid?
Oh, you got a big head, dumbo!
Get your head out of your ass!
Someone should hit you with a brick!
Watch yourself, man!
What time is my dream comin'?
What a stooge.
(Various mumbling)
Oh you're delusional, man.
You're going pretty fast!
Fast and dumb, you are!
Watch it now!
(Various unintelligible quotes)
Woah, Heaven help me!
Oh, send you to kingdom come, I will!
What in tarnation?
I was lightweight champ in '39!
There won't be no open casket when I'm done with you!
You and what army?
Come on, creampuff!
Oh, you shouldn't swing that around like that!
Oh, what are you gonna do? Shoot someone?
My time almost came!
Jesus, Joseph and Mary!
Oh, my Lord and Saviour!
You got any spare change?
I need a few drinks, you got a few bucks?
Oh, just gimme what you got.
I promise, I'll spend it all in once place!
I need moneys bad!

Homeless Veteran

Ah, get out the way!
Get out of my living room!
Move!
What's the password?
Wha- get away from me!
Go away!
Charlie!
Are you Charlie?
Damn Charlie!
Show me your face, traitor!
Come here and sit on my knee.
You a military man?
I'm sorry sir, I was just following orders.
What's that thing anyhow?
Come on, man just give me a dollar, damnit!
It wasn't me!
Evacuate, evacuate!
I held it in as long as I could!
Every man for himself!
Call an airstrike!
Call in the cavalry, boys!
Medic, under fire... Charlie...
Hey you, five bucks?
I just need one drink!
I'm a loyal veteran!
I need a dime... ten bucks get me on my feet!
Taxi!!
Get lost!
I hate these happy people! Kill the lot of them!
This place is revolting!
I'll show em, I'll make em pay.
A land fit for heroes? This place makes me sick.
They're taking everything!
You see that? Incoming fire!
Fire in the hole!
Man down!
Ahh I see you!
No respect for veterans.

Homeless African American Woman

Things don't come up right.
These are the brakes!
I got the real nitty gritty.
Wait here! I'll sing to you!
You'll never catch me in the welfare line.
Touch this golden goose...
Wait here while I sing you a song.
Can you spare a dollar?
I'll tell you about a revolution!
You have so much passion.
I like the simple things!
What's your problem!?
I feel like dancing!
Damn, I see you, I see you!
You better come back here and apologize!
Oh, watch it! I'm begging here!
You'll pay for this upstairs.
You're not being cool!
Life is funny isn't it?
Feel the fury of my fists, boy!
How much can you take?
How bad do you want to kill this woman?
I know you're not gonna shoot an old lady like me!
It's not nice to point guns at people!
Prepare to answer to the maker!
You don't scare me with that thing!
You look me in the eye.
What are you doing?
Get your hands off of me!
Okay boy, gimme your wallet, give me what you got, no one gets hurt.
Help me, Lord!
What's the name of that song?
What was his obsession?
Do you wanna dance?
I feel great!
Hey cabbie, over here, baby!
Can I walk in peace in this city?

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Love Fist Fan Girl #1

Move it! I have a band to do, I mean see!
Can I have a ride to the concert?
If you don't move, I might freak out!
I'M FREAKING OUT! YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE!
Love Fist waits for no one!
If you don't move, I won't get a good seat at the concert!
You are in the way of rock and roll!
TAKE ME TO LOVE FIST!

Love Fist Fan Girl #2

Are you kidding?! I'm late for the show!
Move! Love Fist are starting!
Jez will find another girl...
I'll scream like I'm at the concert already!

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