Dialogues in GTA Vice City

This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and even characters in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Government jobs

Coast Guard

• Stop, right this second!
• Hey prick, stop your boat!
• Where are the cops?
• You are violating regulations!
• Stop!
• Stop that boat immediately!
• There he is, on the boat, stop it!
• You, though guy, stop your vehicle!
• VCPD Guards, stop right now!
• I'll shoot!
• You are under arrest pal!
• Asshole, stop that damn boat, you are breaking the law!
• Boats in range, stop or I will shoot.
• You're under arrest on suspicious business!

Heli Support

• You're completely surrounded!
• You had your last chance!
• This is the VCPD, put your guns down!
• There he is, take him out!
• There he is, over there!
• This is the police, suspect in range.
• This is VCPD, stop right now!
• This is VCPD, you are under arrest!
• Hey! He is not stopping, shoot him!
• Over there, you got him!
• Backup!
• We see you asshole!

Paramedics

• You hit me! You hit me!
• Look I don't want to hurt you!
• Oh my Lord, this looks real bad!
• This ain't cool brother.
• I got to get some overtime for this!
• This city has gone crazy!
• What's been going on?
• This looks real nasty!
• No problem. This ones looks bad!
• Real nasty!
• Don't be a hero, yo!
• This ain't too cool, man!
• You want to be a hero? I'll let you die!
• They're hurt pretty bad, we're going to need some help!
• I can't shut them up!
• You ain't gonna die, relax!
• Stop crying babyface!
• If I hurt you, I ain't kissing it better!
• You stupid maniac!
• You sadist maniac!
• Let's go to work, let's save some lives!
• I thought Vice City was supposed to be cool man!
• Call the hospital, get them ready!
• Ok buddy, you're gonna be fine.
• Sit still, stop shaking.
• Take it easy, and no problem!
• They're cut up pretty bad up here!
• We're gonna need help!

VCPD Officers

• Show me some ID.
• You got ID?
• I may have to hurt you.
• I'm trained!
• Police business, move please!
• Stop!
• Hope for your sake that I don't catch you!
• I'm an officer of the law, stop!
• You're under arrest.
• This is cop business sir.
• Come on wise guy give it a shot.
• We have you surrounded!
• We have you surrounded asshole.
• Get him!
• This is just like training!
• Take him out!
• We have you fully surrounded criminal.
• Cover me, I don't wanna die.
• Come on hit me, I wanna retire!
• I'm retiring soon cover me!
• Don't make me angry!
• Dangerous driving is a crime!
• I see you over there.
• You're breaking the law!
• I want ten minutes alone with this asshole.
• I hope you like prison food.
• You're going nowhere.
• Call your lawyer!
• Don't move a muscle, chump.
• Don't move a muscle!
• Stay right there tough guy!
• Hope you have a good lawyer punk.
• Headshot.
• Show me your money.
• Not so big now mister.
• I got him.
• Hey get back here!
• He's mine!
• I see him.
• Nothing, its only a scratch.
• Get me back out there.
• My first day on the job and this happens.
• Uh, can I retire now?

Police Radio

• (All Directions)
• (All Locations)
• (All Codes)
• Suspect on foot. (when Tommy has a wanted level)
• Suspect in a (color) (type of vehicle) (in a vehicle)

Main Characters

Tommy Vercetti

Being Arrested

(1-3 stars)

• You got me. Relax, relax.
• Go beat up innocent kids.
• Ok, we're done. Calm down now.
• Can you call my lawyer? His name's Rosenberg.
• Enough now.
• That the best you got?
• I know, you're only doing your job.
• I'm not resisting arrest.
• Call my lawyer, please.
• I give up.
• You got me mister. I give up.
• You win, you win.
• Take it easy, copper.
• Take it easy officer, you got me!
• Okay hero, no problem.
• Just don't shoot me, officer.

(4-6 stars)

• You're dead when I walk.
• You fat, cop, prick!
• I see you're real good!
• Rosenberg! Get here now!
• Rosenberg!
• AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
• Get off of me!
• Fire! Fire, you prick! Fire!
• Stupid cops!
• Asshole!
• I'll never find you!
• You bastards!
• Shut up, girly!
• Yeah! At least you hit me! Hit me!
• I'll catch you!

Being Car Jacked

• Who do you think your messing with, pal?
• Who do you think this is?
• Think you're a tough guy, do 'ya?
• No Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti!
• Big mistake, idiot!
• Very original, mister!
• Okay...?
• Really? Really?
• Hey!
• What the hell?
• Tough guy, huh?
• I hope you can drive fast, pal!
• That ain't a good idea, pal!
• Give me back, tough guy!

Being Chased By Police

• Dicks! You're all dicks!
• If I have to kill you, I will!
• Go shower with the guys!
• I did your wife, you poor bastard!
• What's your wife doing!
• Hello? Officer?
• Get away moron!
• Badge wearing fruit!
• Go play in the traffic.
• Up yours!
• Don't make me angry!
• You guys ever catch any criminals?
• You can't run, officer.
• Get off of me, prick.
• You're not a cop, you're a robot.
• Stay away from me.
• Leave me alone, mister.
• I thought they were pulling you idiots off the force?
• No wonder you ended up being a cop.
• You're as boring as the other guy.
• I'm innocent!
• I don't like guys in uniform, pal.
• You heard of Vercetti yet?

Taking money from a dead person

• These ain't friendly streets.
• I still need pocket money,pal!
• Sorry, but I need that!
• What are you gonna do?
• You don't need it anyhow!
• You piss me off, you gotta pay!
• It's only money!
• That all you got?
• You've gotta get a better job!
• You are hardly worth robbing!
• Thank you!
• I need the money!
• That all you got?

Crashing into other cars

(0-1 stars)

• Damn!
• Watch out!
• Are you blind or just stupid?
• You morons can't drive!
• Not the car!
• Aww... give me a break!
• The car!
• Dumb, Florida, morons!
• Excuse me, you hit me!
• Why ain't you stop?
• Moron!
• I don't need this!
• I really don't need this!
• Great driving, moron!
• Great!
• Thanks, nice one!
• Nice one!
• Hey, thanks moron!
• The son's been messing with your brain, idiot!
• You still learn to drive, have you moron?
• Get off the guy in the road, please!

(2-3 stars)

• You ain't lost your license yet, moron?
• You trying to piss me off, asshole?
• My ride!
• Watch the road, moron!
• You hit me, asshole!
• You gotta even have a half of brain?
• Dick!
• You still here, dick?
• Can anyone here drive?

(4-6 stars)

• Watch the road!
• My shitting car!
• Moron!
• Move morons!
• Why are you still breathing?
• Retard!
• Moron, blind moron!
• Florida assholes!
• Prick!
• Asshole prick!
• Dick!
• Moron prick!
• You inbread, idiot!
• You got eyes, pal?
• I don't need this!
• Shit!
• Give me a break!
• Why this is happening to me?
• I'm in the rush!
• Get off the damn roads!
• Moron!

Ken Rosenberg

• Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!
• Officer, do you really think my client was capable of that?
• Tommy Vercetti walks right here, or we sue for defamation.
• My client wasn't even in town today, and you know it.
• Of course he looks like a suspect, that don't make him guilty, you look like an idiot, that doesn't mean you're one.
• Vercetti walks right now or there's going to be hell to pay.
• Tommy Vercetti is a kind of man, a generous man, a civic minded man, but he does not appreciate being called a killer officer.
• Come on officer, Tommy Vercetti wasn't even in Vice City on the day in question.
• Tommy Vercetti doesn't even own a gun, how could he do that, now let him go.
• You know and I know Tommy Vercetti never did that.
• Vercetti walks or you can kiss your promotion, goodbye pal.
• Oh sure he was there, but that hardly means he did it.
• Vercetti walks right now! Bail or I sue.
• You wouldn't know the truth if you found it banging your wife, now shut up and release my client... and your wife's not that great.
• Oh really, cuz you saw it, it must have happened oh ho ho what a load of crap and you know it!
• Come on officer, officer! What, are you drinking on the job?
• Get sergeant Pulaski down here, that chump owes me a favor.
• My client is a very important man, and he won't respond kindly to these revolting accusations.
• All you evidence is circumstantial bullshit and you know it.
• We're trying to prepare a legal case officer not swing around accusations like a preapeck dodo.
• You think your opinion is important here !? We're talking about a man's freedom!
• Don't make me get irritated with you officer, you can not substantiate your claims in any way shape or form, Vercetti walks!
• These charges, they ain't worth the paper they're written on and you know it.
• You have no grounds for refusing bails right now.
• My client is innocent!
• You think that is going to stand up in the court?
• Come'on, he's an innocent man, officer!
• If i have to make a claim against the police department for this outrage, I will.

Working Class Citizens

Construction Worker

• Off the road! Move that piece, step out, dumb ass!
• This traffic sucks!
• I should have killed this guy!
• Why you don't keep moving?
• Get out the way.
• Wasn't me!
• I didn't do it, not guilty!
• I'll bury you myself!
• I got the death grip, you lose!
• You stole this from me before!
• Where's the bar around here?
• Think about it, dickhead!
• Freaking wise guy!
• Ahhhh! MY KNEECAP!
• Should have took the bus!
• Oh my God!
• Oooh that was dumb!
• Crash, kill, demolish, I feel like hitting someone!
• Eternity belongs to the soul, diminish the human race.
• That was a rack of ribs!
• Construction business ain't for wimps!
• I'll catch up with that prick!
• Holy Christmas! What the f-
• Woah!
• Ahh! Get that clown!
• Do you want to get murdered?
• I'll erase you from existence!
• You'll lose!
• I'll dunk your effin' donut!
• I can't feel my legs!
• Bam! That was a good one!
• He's gone nuts! I'm gonna beat you into the pavement!
• My arms broke!
• Ruhrrr, ruhrrr. ruhrr!!!
• I feel like killing someone!
• You dick!
• He turns him alive to the soul!
• That guy's got a gun!
• A friggin' wise guy!
• Someone get a cop!
• What's that about pal?
• Construction business saves from whips!
• Prick, what the hell you doing?
• Ah! Get that clown!
• Nice ass, baby!
• Come on you prick, you're dead!
• Watch it, I got the death grip!
• That guy got a gun!
• Ahh...Bad move!
• You wanna get mauled?
• You want me to drill you?
• Someone get a car!
• Someone shoot this asshole!
• Incoming!
• Aah!
• Aah, no!
• No, why me? I didn't do it, my goodness!
• Oh, that was dumb!
• I'll be sure, you'll be dead!
• What the hell?
• You got a nice ass baby!
• Now, this is fun!
• Do this for me before!
• Easy!
• A candy from a dead baby!
• What kind a neighborhood is this?
• When I catch your ass, you're dead!

Pimp

• Move that piece of crap!
• Move on, dickface!
• Can you believe in this asshole?
• Get off of my way!
• Get out of the road, asshole!
• Let's go, time is pimping money.
• Stay cool, boss.
• Hey, easy up there G, need some action?
• Need some peace for the night?
• Watch yourself asshole!
• Beat it, just beat it.
• Relax baby, just one of my girls.
• It's all you got, bitch?
• You lucky, my hoses are okay.
• You ugly bastard!
• Ah, and I just got a little job.
• You want something moron?
• Hehe, watch it bitch!
• Jackass!
• Get out of the road, shitface!
• Ah shit, my new jacket.
• You need a new job honey? Stop at my office baby.
• Uhm baby, yout sweet damn, what's up with you baby?
• You want some of this, I will make you my bitch!
• Hey, you are an ugly bitch, ugly out of my way.
• You're going down!
• What you got, chump?
• Slow your ass down!
• Relax.. be cool man, be cool.
• Hey man, chill, not me.
• Come on bro', I need this wheels.
• What the hell are you doing?
• You pay for this!
• Though guy, huh?
• Get the hell off me!
• That shit almost kill me.
• Put the closes out.
• Come on Taxi, come on!

African American Prostitute

• You walkin' on my patch!
• Lookin' for company, big boy?
• I'm a lady. Don't touch until we's agreed a price, boy!
• What the hell you doin', mister?
• Keep those hands off of me!
• I own this block!
• Watch yo feet, not me!
• Excuse me, bad boy!
• You walking on my patch!
• I'm so very sorry.
• That guy was a real chump.
• She ain't got the dignity for these streets!
• At least I get paid for it!
• Learn some respect!
• I ain't getting into that!
• You insane, crazy man!
• You nearly flattened me!
• Psycho crazy lunatic!
• Show some respect!
• You fight like a girl!
• Stop slappin and start fighting!
• I hope that don't fire blanks!
• Put it away!
• Do you know what I did for that?
• I never seen that before!
• I ain't down with that.
• I'm gonna tear you apart!
• You givin' me no alternative!
• I gotta nasty itch!
• I had more fun at a funeral!
• She ain't got the dignity for these streets!
• She's one fat whore!
• Me? I'm a lady!
• The name's Pearl, but I used to be Brian!
• She's one real ugly cheap whore!
• Hell, I used to be a marine!
• That's gonna cost you extra, honey
• Wake me up when you done, honey
• Get over yourself, mister!
• A handsome gentleman like you needs company.

White Prostitute

• I smile at everyone
• You look sexy
• Come on! This is my first night!
• Nice medallion!
• Funny bunny, honey!
• No money, no funny bunny, honey!
• Heal me!
• I need new stockings
• Yeah, I used this new neon moose. Looks good, huh?
• Is that skirt real stonewashed denim?
• Does your tan go all the way?
• I left him because he was so gay!
• So many men, such little time
• I wouldn't do you, anyway!
• Go run your mom over!
• Hey, watch it!
• This is MY street!
• How do you like getting bitch slapped?!
• Baby, let's get down tonight
• The waves are rising and rising
• I'M your medicine!

Hispanic Prostitute

Hispanic Prostitute

• You better watch yourself!
• You know you want it!
• Better understand how to treat a lady!
• Oh, I cannot like it like that!
• That thing is so small!
• Don't make me get my pimp!
• I go down smooth as cocoa!
• You know you want some of this Latin love
• Watch it, fool! I'm working here!
• You want company, big boy?

Gangs

Cubans

• Where do he come from?
• My arm, my life, my head!
• You better stop running now!
• I'm starting my own thing now!
• One, two, you gonna getting in the face!
• Hey man, qué pasó man?
• Cojones!
• Qué carajo!
• Maricón, que pasa?
• You're so hard, chica!
• Take me out!
• Gringo estúpido!
• Your arms, and then your legs.
• You don't scare me, put the gun down stupid.
• No no, not my baby, kill you!
• Hey, who are you?
• Where the hell am I?
• Gracias, medico!
• Psiu! Taxi!
• You're really irritating me man!
• I am not happy, man.
• Out of my way man.
• Oye, qué te pasa, man?
• Step out, man.
• Don't bull that shit, man!
• Do you know how will this going to cost!?
• You're in trouble man!
• Oye, no te lo crea, man.
• One day this will be my town, man.
• I am Cubano man!
• Tú quieres un cafecito?
• Asshole!
• Hey you man, you want something?
• People walking here!
• Asesino!
• Oye que te mato!
• En la cara, you asshole!
• This will cost you, you in trouble.
• I love this, this is a disaster.
• You better pull that trigger, man!
• I will kill you man.
• You crazy or something?
• Dáme ese carro, cabrón!
• Oh yeah!
• I believe this belongs to me!
• Where are we man?
• Gracias, man..
• I'll run your ass, man!
• You wanna get out of the way?
• Move your stupid ass!
• You're blocking the freaking road, man!
• You better watch your hands, man!
• Hola, comandante!
• No me gusta!
• Este es mi pueblo!
• You see my face, keep walking!
• You wanna feel the rage, man?
• I don't believe you hit my car, man!
• Esto no me gusta!
• Es que no me creo man!
• Chico, esto no puedo ser!
• Every time with you, man.
• Always something, man.
• I said, you understand me now, man?
• You trying to throw me over?
• Funny? I will show you funny!
• How many times, man?
• I don't like fighting man, that's not what I want!
• Hey man, that's not fair!
• Policía! This guy is throwing to run me out!
• I will battle you out.
• I will get out of my city and kill you!
• Do you realize, you know?
• Stay back!
• You don't know what I'm saying?
• Now you feel the rage!
• Gracias, pana!
• I need a ride, taxi!
• C'mon guy, move that shit!
• Hola perro, move that shit!
• Hey chico, you better say sorry!
• I think we gonna have a problem here man.
• This is my brand new freaking car!
• I will murder you man!
• This is getting ridiculous!
• Man, you wanna go fishing?
• You cabrón, asshole!
• Get back here!
• I will show you the middle finger!
• Estoy encabronado!
• I'm gonna drop you bro!
• What my boss gonna say it?
• I plan my flag here, man.
• This belongs to my hermana!
• He took my cash!
• Taxi, taxi!
• Move your ass, amigo!
• I am not interested, amigo.

Sharks

• I said, mom, school is for squares.
• Do you know who you're up against, mister?
• Hey, that guy pushed me!
• Out of the way.
• Why did you do that for?
• You're asking for it!
• Look at that asshole.
• Creep!
• Don't mess with us!
• You're going down, mister!
• You're too old for this!
• Okay old man, okay!
• Hit my head, I ain't got no brains!
• I'm already a delinquent mister!
• I ain't scared of you, creep!
• Bullying kids now, mister?
• You see that moron?
• Up yours, old man!
• Easy, man, we're cool!
• We didn't mean nothing mister.
• Take it easy, please!
• No guns, mister please.
• Get off creep! Stop touching me!
• Don't make me kill you.
• You come back here, we'll find you!
• Learn to drive!
• You're too old! Go to Musty Pines, old man!
• Do I look invisible to you?
• Don't push me asshole.
• That creep got my money!
• He tried to touch me!
• Yo, blame the school system, creep!
• How's my hair?
• Taxi!
• You blockhead!
• It's hot as hell out here!
• You making my blood boil, asshole!
• Watch where you're going, retard.
• You want me to hit you now?
• You know who you're messing with?
• Careful, man.
• Get on with it, man!
• Man it's too hot out here for this.
• Check me out!
• Do you mind? I'm walking here!
• Go bother someone else, ghost!
• Look around, you don't belong here!
• We got ways of dealing with idiots like you!
• You damn fool! What do you think you're doing?
• Jackass!
• Damn! Too close for comfort!
• That was heavy! How am I gonna explain this?
• You bashed my wheels asshole!
• Vice City is a battlefield!
• I learned all about smuggling!
• Can't you see me here?
• Where you coming from?
• Where's the police when you need it!?
• This does not look familiar!
• Do what you want, but put that thing down!
• Yo, don't get funky!
• Someone stop this dude!
• What is your deal man!
• Just follow the road back.
• That fool just robbed me!
• You drunk freak?
• Man, I'm gonna get rag dolled for this!
• Easy, man! Don't crack up!
• I hope you die!
• Where'd you get that shirt man? It's rad!
• I told her, we gotta get new guns yo!
• Where is this place?
• Where are we?
• I'm persecuted by society, man!
• Yeah but you're crazy man, crazy!
• You said what to your counselor?
• Hey, you got a death wish?
• You did what?
• What are you looking at, pal?
• Look around, you don't belong here!
• You don't push me, man.
• You gonna get hurt!

Diaz's Gang

• Move, c'mon!
• What you doing for?
• Move that damn vehicle!
• Careful, hey get lost!
• You in the way!
• Hey, we are trying to do business over here!
• Move, don't push me.
• Excuse me, this car belongs to Diaz!
• You hit me, now I hit you!
• Stupid idiota!
• It's expecting a big real shipment from Colombia!
• He steals the money back!
• Do you got anything to say to yourself?
• Move, dickhead, idiota!
• You better move though guy!
• Nobody screws with me!
• Nobody screws with Diaz' men!
• I pay muscles.
• Okay amigo, okay!
• What you thinking, dickhead?
• Oh, you are really scary...
• Diaz' will want you death, dickhead!
• We all got guns, bad boy!
• You really want to get killed, amigo?
• You can't do that!
• What you doing, though guy?
• Give me that!
• I work for Diaz, idiota!
• What we are supposed to be, man?
• Honey's Taxi!

Vercetti Gang

• Oh come on, come on, move!
• We got work to do asshole, what are you doing?
• Whoa you see that? This town is full of morons!
• Do you want me to deal with them?
• Look out!
• Are you drunk or something?
• Hey, these shoes are new!
• Why do you do that for?
• Should I kill them?
• He's been hit, everybody alright?
• What's going on?
• Forget about Mario!
• You better tell him, Mario!
• Hey Mario, I never asked you sister about it man!
• I wouldn't do that, I got those clothes you want it.
• Careful asshole!
• Asshole!
• Do you know who we work for?
• Come here, prick!
• We do that for living asshole!
• Hey! Look at her, I didn't want like this!
• Why you hit me asshole?
• Why did I do to you?
• Give me a break asshole!
• Can we still drive?
• Take it easy!
• I didn't mean nothing.
• What is this?
• I've always been loyal, get off!
• You can't jack me, who do you think I am?
• You kidding me?
• Get lost or I'll kill you!
• Get lost, get out of here!
• We got a problem here.
• Where are we?
• Who brought us here?
• Yeehee! Taxi! Cabbie!
• Move, come on, move!
• Hey moron, move!
• Drive, asshole!
• Relax!
• Don't push the Mario man!
• Wow they hit us! Should I tell that?
• I don't want the cops here, let's get out of here!
• You did what?
• I told myself, Mario, take it easy!
• What should I do about her, I hate that woman!
• She always give me a hurt time.
• What hurt what we got?
• You blind idiot, learn to drive!
• Where do these people learn to drive?
• Come on asshole, you nearly hit me!
• Look at that, now that's a woman!
• Talk to me, don't hit me!
• Easy, shoot them, not me.
• Get of me!
• You can't jack us!
• We need that, now get lost.
• Who's got the map?
• I got my money on three wives!
• Call my wife, kill her at over.
• Do you know who we are, asshole?
• Hey asshole, move, move!
• Hey, what's the supreme?
• Heey, stay back!
• Come on, don't push me!
• Keep going, keep going!
• Hey hey, it's Mr. V!
• Tommy, you gonna love this!
• You got problem with the street kids.
• You got to listen to this one man!
• Where we going now boss?
• Do you know I've been loyal?
• Hey prick, come in, we gonna kill you.
• Asshole, I see you asshole!
• My lord, this is a heaven!
• I gotta hit you back!
• This town is screwed!
• I think this belongs to me!
• Call my mother!
• Whoa, I can't believe that!
• Taxi over here!
• Taxi!

Patrol Invest Group

• Please disperse! Go back to your homes.
• Please disperse! This is inappropriate!
• Please disperse! You will all end up on the streets.
• Sticks out boys!
• Sorry sir, this is a private community!
• Sorry, residents and their guests only!
• Welcome Mr. Vercetti! Great to see you again.
• I don't know what this thing is doing, but it's non-union!
• Damn, I gotta lay off the pills, I'm seein' shit!
• Hey, don't push me punk!
• Get away from me!
• Hey you want a beatin'?
• You looking for trouble pal?
• Hey, watch yourself.
• I'm bigger and tougher than you.
• I take steroids mister!
• You see any punks around today?
• I love beating up troublemakers!
• We got trouble coming, I can feel it.
• Hey, you ever heard back from the police?
• Hey! That idiot tried to kill me!
• Come here! I'll smash your face in!
• You think you can hurt me mister?
• Moron!
• Come here and fight!
• Look at that girl, beautiful!
• We're the security, asshole!
• You know how many steroids we take, punk?
• What are you thinking?
• You wanna go tough guy?
• Tough guy with a gun huh?
• You ain't scarin' me.
• Where am I?
• Where is this?
• Yo, meathead get back here.
• I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
• You're going bye-bye.
• Oh, you're gonna wish you never been born.
• You're kidding me right?
• So I say to the guy, "bite me, asshole"
• I saw the cutest little doggy yesterday.
• Who the hell don't like lunges?
• I love my easy chair more than life man.
• Hey, you believe in UFOs man?
• I love my wife and my girlfriend equally.
• I'm gonna thrash your face up, bro.
• You little wimp!
• You won't live to see tomorrow!
• What, am I supposed to run or something?
• I'm so scared, wah-wah.
• Put that little thing away.
• I'm crapping my pants!
• What is that, a cereal toy or something?
• Yo, where the hell am I?
• Like the aftershave?
• Oh man am I lost.
• Oh man, that would give you nightmares for months!
• I'm gonna freakin' kill you!
• Who the hell don't like oranges?
• Those legs, they go all the way up?
• I'll break your neck!
• You're not gonna kill me.
• Oh, am I ever lost man.

Golfers

• Hey, caddy, get over here!
• Are you late for tee off too?
• I swear, you young people!
• My clubs are worth a lot of money!
• I want no trouble here, I'm just playing through.
• I'll stick this club up your ass.
• I might be old, but I'm not invisible!
• I don't think your mother would like this.
• Alright, alright you win!
• (unintelligible) break for old ladies!
• Damn, these clubs keep getting worse and worse!
• Where's the juice?
• Now I might never shoot in the sixties!
• This is my baby, Matilda!
• I can't take it anymore!
• I hate my life, somebody end it!
• I don't care who you are, you're gonna pay for this.
• You destroyed my baby!
• I need a golf cart with batteries.
• This is what I call the hot bird swing.
• How much money do I pay here!
• Hey...I don't think this guy's a member!
• These kinds of morals are unbearable!
• Irresponsible driver!
• Holy mackerel!
• What the-
• What goes around, comes around!
• I left Liberty City to escape this crap!
• Let me get my clubs out!
• What, you never heard of manners?!
• One wrong move, and its heart attack city!
• Catch me if you can!
• Oh, call my doctor, I want a second opinion!
• Holy smokes!
• Taxi!!
• Hey Boy Scout, slow down!
• This will cost a fortune!
• Can't you young people drive anymore?
• Stupid nits! (?)
• Geez, I'm late for teatime.
• Come be my caddy and work instead!
• You evil, evil idiot!
• I despise dried fruits.
• Is it a dress or a mumu?
• Doctor Rubenstein, great with feet.
• SPF? I never wear that.
• Yikes! Nearly clipped me!
• Boy! That was a close one.
• What's wrong with today's youth?
• Yikes!
• Leave an old lady alone!
• Do you think the police would approve of this?
• You'll be paying for my green fees!
• Excuse you, young man!
• I could use a whiskey (unintelligible)
• This is amateur time!
• My husband used to shoot one of those.
• I'm telling Irene!
• This is absurd.
• Ow my corns! I'm no spring chicken anymore!
• You deserve a trophy.
• Well that's just the darndest thing!
• Crazier than a hole in one.
• Huh?
• I hope heaven looks like saint Andrews.
• You could hurt somebody with that thing.
• Hey, mister, watch yourself!
• Hey, sonny, put that thing away!
• Walk around me, not through me, alright?

Pedestrians

Woman in Pink Bikini

• Out of my way, chili pepper!
• Look at the local! You are such a local yokel!
• It's time for capital punishment.
• What a dumbass!
• Out of my way, joe!
• Move it or lose it!
• You are sooo not cool!
• Ok, now I'm really mad!
• Are you blind?
• Watch yourself! Okay, no big deal.
• How are you livin'?
• Sidewalk's big enough for two.
• Word out!
• Oh. My. God.
• And he's like, "okay", and I'm like, "whatever!"
• Hey, how you playin'?
• How you livin' girl?
• I am so tired of everything.
• What are you doing with that?
• You should really hit the brakes, brother.
• I'm not a target.
• Cool out, homedude.
• Take a vacation.
• So done jaywalking.
• I'm SO tired.
• I'd eat that for dinner!
• Damn, he's SO cute!
• Scumbag!
• I've got money! Put that away!
• Oh my God, take it easy! We can talk it out!
• Ugh, this is SO uncool.
• Listen, don't be uncool!
• What are you doing?
• I just painted this!
• I paid for this with my babysitting money!
• You have SO crossed the line.
• What is wrong with everything?
• Don't touch me there unless you're gonna buy me something nice.
• Where's my wallet? Oh my God my wallet!
• Sir, I really have to go!
• Ugh, what's going on here?
• I am out of here!
• Hello? Me, important!

Woman in Red Bikini

• Oh, like I couldn't be more bummed over this.
• This is worse than being pale.
• You jerk, I'm like, so stuck!
• Whatever, you totally suck.
• Hello? I'm a girl!
• That's like the rudest thing ever.
• I hope you wipeout.
• Whatever, you could like, say sorry.
• Watch it doofus!
• Umm hello?
• Oh my God, I could just die.
• This is like the worst thing since sliced bread.
• You total and utter spaz!
• Gross, you like, actually hit me.
• So I was all "nuh-uh, whatever." She's just jealous because I'm dating Ted.
• Boogie boarders are even radder than surfers!
• My blonde streaks turned green and it was gross.
• Gag me!
• Are we going to Becky's skate party or what?
• Tan lines are SO 1983.
• You came totally too close to me, loser!
• Stay away from my beach!
• It's like, such a good thing he didn't whale me!
• Bogus driving!
• You like so almost hit me!
• Hello? Driving school for the gifted!
• My boyfriend Ted is totally gonna mess you up.
• It's like so not cool to kill.
• I totally don't wanna die!
• Don't shoot me, I'm totally spazzing out!
• You loser, I'm totally gonna have to take the nasty bus.
• Being chased is so my pet peeve.
• Ahh total wacko!
• Oh that's so totally messed up.

Female Rollerskater

• If only I could roll around you!
• Hey honey, I'm late for a roller date!
• My mom wouldn't block me in, are you my mom?
• Oh no, I have a total wedgie!
• Key lime pie is totally awesome!
• I'd rather be dancing!
• Hey, mister blocky Mcblockhead!
• I'm totally sorry!
• Be careful of the girlfriend on wheels
• Whoooo!
• Ouch! That hurt my rumpshaker!
• These things don't have brakes, baby!
• I'm gonna get a gnarly bruise!
• I totally don't know how to stop, sorry!
• Woahh! Far out!
• My head feels like cotton candy!
• I like balloons!
• Down, get down, wooo!
• Oops! Was that my fault?
• Woah! Mister Speedy Mcfreaky!
• Marshmallow clouds!
• Hey, Creepy McGee!
• Watch out for the rollers!
• You're too fast, Mister Fasty McNasty!
• Hey, are you my mom?
• Look honey, I'm still on wheels!
• I'll roll right over your ass!
• You're prettier than the boys at studio 54!
• How would you like a skate up your butt!
• Disco diva says you're a goner!
• Beat it!
• I'm gonna get groovy on your ass!
• I taste like a knuckle sandwich!
• Wait, roller derby is coming up!
• Oh no! It's ladies night at the disco tonight!
• Oh, poo! This sucks!
• I'm rolling the hell out of here!
• I got disco fever!
• Don't touch the wheels, man!
• Mommy!
• I want my mommy!

Common Male Pedestrian

• Move!
• Hurry up!
• I gotta get to work!
• Damn, get a move on!
• I gotta get a move on!
• What's happening up there?
• Move idiots!
• Hey! Careful!
• Look out!
• Ah! Watch where you're going!
• Watch yourself, pal.
• Oi!
• Hey you! You hit me!
• This is a free country, moron!
• Damn you.
• Don't do that again!
• You blind idiot!
• Hey my car!
• That was your fault!
• Why'd you do that?
• Hey, I hope you got a good lawyer!
• Hey you could have killed me!
• My car!
• I'm glad I left Liberty.
• Gotta get to work!
• Don't mess with the man.
• Vice City, man.
• Hey, car crime is on the up.
• Business opportunity my ass.
• Come on, you ain't serious.
• Hey did you see that show?
• You kiddin' me?
• This town is a joke.
• Hey, idiot!
• Crazy idiot!
• You trying to kill people?
• Use your eyes, idiot!
• Get his license!
• That guy's crazy!
• Oh yeah? You kiddin me?
• I'm a veteran pal!
• Fight then!
• Let's go!
• I warn you, I'm trained!
• Please no! Don't shoot!
• Don't kill me!
• Please, please, please!
• Get off me!
• My vehicle!
• Give me that back!
• Hey, that's stealing! You can't do that!
• Get the cops!
• Gimme that back!
• No you don't!
• Where is this?
• Help me!
• Hey you! Stay away from me!
• Somebody help me!
• Am I bleeding? Am I alive?
• Did you catch the guy who did this to me?
• Taxi!
• Damn I'm real lost now.

Cigar Selling Woman

• Whoops! You banged into me!
• Oh! Pardon me!
• Pardon! I didn't see you coming!
• Oh! My massive cigars! (?)
• You want something to suck on?
• Careful!
• Oh! Easy there!
• I nearly fell over!
• I nearly killed myself!
• I nearly spilled my load!
• That ain't very gentlemanly!
• My cigars!
• I almost died!
• You nearly killed me!
• You rude beastly pig!
• Oh, this is horrible!
• Don't fill me full of lead!
• Oh no! A shooter!
• Is that a gun?!
• I know smoking's bad, but this is ridiculous!
• Hey! My money!
• Help me!
• Police! Help me!
• There's a maniac with a cigar fetish!
• Would you like a fat one, sir?
• All natural legal fun!
• Hand massaged cigars!
• Cigars!
• I got cigars for everyone!
• Taxi! You want cigars? Pick me up!

African American in a Blue Jumpsuit

• Move that piece of shit!
• Yo, get out the way!
• Hey, you're in my way, dog.
• Yo, hey yo yo move!
• You're blocking the traffic!
• Yo, be careful there, man!
• You're blocking up the streets!
• Well, excuse me, cat!
• Do you don't see me or something, brother?
• Yo, my man you blocking up the streets!
• Yo, be careful in that, man.
• You nearly killed me, man!
• Yo, you wanna drown, man?
• Yo, easy brotha!
• I'll get my union on you!
• Careful, docks is a dangerous place!
• Money just hit my wheels!
• Yo, what did I do to you, son!
• I know you hit my car, dog!
• I know you did that, I can't believe this is happening!
• Hey son, you just hit my ride!
• Fresh from Singapore?
• I got some good stuff...
• I'm always getting a deal with Jimmy.
• Welcome to Vice City!
• Yo, stay away from me bro!
• I got flamingos, two for one!
• You looking a sell-buy or something?
• Yo, you're trying to kill me man !?
• Yo, you better be careful, easy!
• Mad man!
• Yo, you 73th kid!
• Yo, you got a death wish, son!
• Yo, I'll get my union on you!
• What, you don't see me or something, brother?
• Hell, I ain't for sale!
• Yo, I'm with the union, cat!
• Easy son, you nearby killed me!
• Yo, yo, yo, yo, you got a brother? Yo, you gotta chill!
• Yo, no shoot man, no shoot!!!
• Yo, why you knocking me friend?
• Yo, no shooting man, no shooting!
• I just want to make a deal, yo, I just want to make a deal!
• Hey, officer, I don't know nothing man!
• Yo, yo, yo, yo be easy man, aw shit! You trying to jack me!
• Ai, yo, yo, ai!
• Yo, what's up? What's going on dog?
• You're trying to take my whip son!
• I earn that money by jacking people man!
• It's my money, it's my cheese.
• Yo, stay away from me yo!
• Yo, I sell everything you want yo!
• Yo yo yo, Taxi, brother!

Mexican Chick

• Get out of the way!
• This don't look carnaval, get out of the road man!
• Easy on the Giggle Cream!
• You in the way, idiota!
• Oye marimbero!
• Hey idiota, mamífero.
• I'm a woman.
• Can't you see or something?
• Do you like me?
• You hit my car, then I hit your face!
• PUTA, my car!
• Why you do that for?
• Are you blind or idiot?
• I'll shot the car on you eyes!
• I'll kill you!
• Cálmate, por qué te aceleras?
• I just want me a good match.
• Get me a beauty partner.
• I'm going to the Malibu discoteca!
• I'm going dancing porque soy preciosa!
• She stole my man!
• Hit me!
• You're always looking at the girls, uh?
• Oye, o qué estás fumando?
• You piece of trash!
• I'll bust your ass for this.
• My momma hit harder than you!
• You got woman clothes, amigo.
• I am not appreciate at you, I kill you!
• You animal, you want to fight?
• Hey, you don't wanna be stupid.
• I got a lot of brothers, though guy!
• I'm a lady!
• Hey, let me see the other girl!
• HEEY, I got a lot of brothers, mamífero!
• MAMÍFERO!
• You're bulling ladies uh? Come here!
• Hey. that's my money!
• I need that for my operation!
• I need that money!
• You must buy a woman.
• Hey hey, Taxi, por favor!
• You can look, but you can't touch!

Female Jogger

• Hey, handsome, I'm trying to run here!
• On your left!
• Try exercises, it's better for you!
• Woah there!
• Gotta keep moving!
• And stretch! And two!
• You almost hit my gorgeous legs!
• Try that move in Muscle Beach, I dare you!
• Hey, I'm trying to exercise in one piece!
• That wasn't very sport of you!
• I'm just gonna keep on running!
• Good thing these fab legs aren't short!
• Oh, I hate guns!
• Could you really hurt such a great figure?
• Oh, this is worse than a full-fat cheeseburger!
• Come on man, let's get physical instead!
• You'll never catch me, you big hairy man!
• This is terrific exercise, thanks!
• I do this every morning and night anyway!
• You should really try a different form of cardio!
• This activity is so unhealthy for you!
• This isn't my happy place!

Business woman

• I'm losing my patience!
• You gonna move pal? You gonna die up there.
• Hey dude, I'm losing my chill.
• You're a waste of space!
• I've got a secret.
• You should be replaced!
• There's a storm breaking.
• Don't get weird on me!
• I heard your name in certain circles.
• A brand new experience.
• Dirtbag!
• Congratulations! You win the idiot prize!
• Ouch! That was super gnarly!
• Gag me with a spoon!
• I'm a lady!
• Have some respect!
• Holy shit!
• Don't hit me, dweeb!
• I'll stuff you in the garbage disposal, headfirst!
• Farewell, scumbag!
• Come on, you can hit harder than that!
• This is no joke, I'll come after you!
• is this business or personal?
• Big girls don't cry!
• You slimeball killer!
• I didn't sleep with his brother!
• I will defend my wheels!
• I'll kick in your brains!
• Is there nothing I can do?
• Time to evacuate!
• This isn't the financial district...
• Too many chumps around here...
• I'm supposed to be impressed now, right?
• Taxi!

Business Woman in Purple Suit

• Nobody likes me!
• Will you be my friend? I don't have any friends!
• Do you want to play?
• Do you want to hang out!?
• I have money!
• Let's be friends!!
• I suck.
• I was never good at sports!
• You're the best! I'm nothing.
• I wish I had those clothes!
• Your hairs' so pretty and shiny!
• I wish I was popular!
• Just kill me!
• Who farted?
• I'm sorry, my fault!
• Ouch!
• You hit my car!! Why would you do that!?
• My fault, sorry!
• Oh, oh no!
• Nobody ever notices me!
• Please, stay away from me!
• Please! No! Don't shoot me!
• This must be the urban problem!
• I'm only a little girl!
• Don't hurt me, you're scaring me!
• Please go away!
• Please, take my money, please take it!
• No chasing after me!
• Society is awful!
• I didn't mean to offend you!
• Please leave me alone!
• Oh no! That's stressful!

Rich Man in Pink suit

• Get out of my way, chili pepper!
• Get out of the way, joe!
• How you talking?
• How you playin?
• I banged my nose!
• This is the part where I get real mad!
• Where you going with that thing?
• Hey man, take a vacation!
• Yo!
• This is the last time.
• What are you doing man? BE cool, dude!
• Scumbag!
• You got a serious malfunction, boy!
• Hey, I got money, put that thing away!
• Hey man, take it easy!
• Man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
• You just crossed the line, baby!
• Man, I think I lost my place!
• Somebody tell me where to go!
• Hey, hey, don't be touching me there! Come back here.
• Hey, give back my wallet!
• I'm outta here!
• Hey, we can talk this out!
• This is the end of the line for me.
• Damn honey, you look like a hot dish! (?)
• Not the new wheels you bastard!

Rich Man in Green Suit

• Did this guy OD?
• Stay away from me!
• I have a sports car.
• This is designer.
• What's wrong with you?
• These clothes are expensive!
• You can't even spell Italian!
• Don't bump beautiful people.
• You drunk bastard!
• Too much bottle?
• The commercial says, "don't drink and drive!"
• You should have hit me harder and ended my misery!
• Oh, this is pathetic!
• I'm speechless.
• Where'd you get the dough?
• Old habits never die!
• I look real good.
• One mouth, two shots!
• Watch it pal!
• Don't you see me here?
• You can't run people over!
• Nice late model!
• Wow, I have died and gone to heaven.
• Come on, I'll give you an elbow to the head!
• I know people!
• Watch the loafers, square!
• You want money, beggar?
• Hey, this outfits' Italian!
• I'll give you stocks!
• Hey, wait a minute! I've got money!
• This is getting way freaky.
• This is too freaky.
• No! It's my dad's!
• I don't want to die. I will pay you handsomely.
• These are leather seats!
• Just let me get my stash!
• I didn't expect to see you here!
• This is not a good time for bad news!
• Wait a minute, what the hell is matter with this town?
• Later alligator!
• I'm running like the wind!
• Don't tell my old man about this!
• Not in my neighborhood!
• I need a ride, taxi!

Old Street Man

• You in the way!
• You drive worse than my mom's sister!
• You in my damn way, pretty boy!
• You trying to intimidate me in a public place?
• Well don't mind me, pretty thing!
• You not seeing me there?
• Hey, get lost!
• You trying to get intimate?
• One day, I'm gonna be president!
• I got a real high IQ. 60, or 70.
• You ever eaten squirrel?
• Hey, damn you pretty boy!
• Come here and fight like a man!
• I see you boy!
• You nearly hit me there!
• You want some Florida justice for that?
• You fightin'? or cuddlin'?
• If I win, I insist on a kiss.
• You hit like my sister!
• Sorry to smash your pretty face!
• I don't like hitting girlies!
• Is you blind or something?
• Now just calm down boy!
• Don't get all worked up there.
• I know the sheriff!
• Get your hands off me!
• Where the hell am I?
• Damn, too much boomshine again!
• Ay, that's my sisters' money!
• That's my boomshine money!
• Hey yo, taxi!

Elderly Woman in Green Sweater

• I'm 98, for Christ's Sakes!
• I'm here! Move aside!
• I oughta give you a knuckle-freaking sandwich!
• I gotta change my douchebag..
• You swear it? I wanna hear you swear!
• This is none of your business!
• Move it, you little chickenshit!
• If there is anyone who can help, it's probably Mora! (?)
• Hey!
• I'm a senior, you're a junior, now move it!
• Get out of here, sonny!
• Police!
• I have four daughters, with five husbands.
• What's happening here?
• I wonder if I should honk!
• This has gotten far enough!
• Should I bump his car?
• I can't see, but is that parked?
• Is he dead? Am I dead?
• I hope he has his panic button!
• I think he just got an aneurysm!
• Out of the freaking way!
• I'm gonna get you, you little shit!
• I think I shit my pants!
• I know my back problem makes me look like a poodle!
• Could you buy me some candy and come read to me?
• You bastard kids!
• Get out of here, sonny!
• I gotta pee!
• Ah shit! This is all I needed!
• This can be worse than it looks!
• Give me a little break here!
• Oh no! I can't take my hands off the steering wheel!
• How could this be?
• I hope I didn't break anything!
• Oh! I heard something snap!
• Oh, I shit myself!
• Can anybody tell me where I can change my bags?
• Do you have a ladies room in there?
• You know where the old factory senior residence is?
• Busy old bastard, look at that, busy old bastard.
• Only go down to the ocean beach early in the morning.
• The doctor said I could grow a third ear!
• Why, you meddling kids!
• I retired here when I lost my job.
• Hey, I'm a historical landmark, sonny!
• I've broken my tibula!
• Where's the respect?!
• Slow down! You're gonna kill somebody!
• Hey come back! Kill me!
• Stay on the street idiot!
• It's out of gas! I swear!
• Ah! You broke my arm you little bastard!
• Give it back, this is all I have left in this world!
• Ah, take it, it smells like shit anyway!
• I could be a grandmother for Christ's sakes!
• Is that you Johnny?
• I worked 79 years for that money!
• You kids nowadays! Get a freaking job!
• God bless you, my son!
• Why didn't you just let me die?
• Thanks a lot bastard, I wanted to die.
• Taxi, taxi!
• Violence! Violence!
• Who are your parents?
• Do you know where the old factory senior residence is?
• Harry, is that you?
• Wha...Why can't you see me down here?
• Have some respect for your elders!
• They're playing a matinee at the theater, I have to go!
• Thanks for helping an old lady.
• Oh yes, sorry honey, I'm single.

Street Criminal in Red Jacket

• Coming through.
• What are you doin'?
• Yeah, you got a problem?
• Move it or lose it!
• You want me to push you?
• Watch your step!
• Get out of the way.
• Watch where you put your loafers, asshole.
• Gimme the green.
• You better drive fast, prick.
• I will kill you for this!
• Come here! We'll discuss this like gentlemen.
• You got a death wish?
• I'm gonna bust you up for this.
• Move it!
• Yeah, you wanna fight, yuppie? (?)
• You got a license for that? (When threatened)
• I'm sorry, I really am. (When threatened)
• I hope you know how to use it. (When threatened)
• Don't be an asshole. (When threatened)
• Yo, what you lookin' at?
• Little protection, eh? Take it easy.
• I better hear you apologize, prick.
• Out of my way.
• Yeah, I can fight, I can fight.

African American Street Criminal

• Yo, you didn't mean that, right?
• I ain't petrified!
• Yo, you better watch yourself!
• Man, you must be foolin'.
• Do you know what I'm about to do to you, homeboy?
• Competition in too many places!
• Damn, you stepped on my shine!
• Come on, son!
• Man, you playin' yourself.
• Step off!
• Oh, what you looking at?
• You in trouble now!
• Now you've done it!
• Hey, watch the Jheri curls!
• I'm gonna demo you! (?)
• Yo, why you all up on me?

Female Bartender

• I see your ugly face!
• If I see you again, I spit on you!
• You nearly hit me!
• I scratch your eye out!
• I'm going to kick your teeth in!
• You're just a waste of space!
• You're a real drab.
• You put that away, please!
• My money, no!
• Of course we won't serve you!
• Do I look okay?
• Dish of the day? Piss off!
• We don't want your type here, bastard!
• I really don't think so.
• You make me puke looking at you!
• You got rummage in the bins at the back, just get lost!
• I think you should leave right now.
• No, no no no.
• Taxi!

Young Female Shopper

• Watch where you're going!
• It's a good thing I'm not weighed down on my shopping bags!
• That could've ruined my whole afternoon of shopping!
• Mind my shopping bags!
• I need to buy something to make me feel good.
• I could've had a broken heel!
• Honey, you can never have enough shoes.
• I had to buy that outfit.
• Big and beautiful, that's me!
• There are not enough days in the week for the shopping that I need to do.
• Buy, buy, buy, that's all I like!
• Fur is always in fashion.
• Oh, dear lord, that was close!
• Please watch where you're going!
• Animal!
• I'm too busy to look out for you.
• Am I supposed to be scared?
• He nearly ran over my beautiful shoes!
• Ah you're like totally freaking me out!
• When did shopping get so dangerous?!
• My bags!
• Ruffian!
• Oh, I definitely need one of those.
• Money has never been an issue.
• Always upgrading, that's my motto.
• That just makes me so angry!
• That reminds me, I need a new car!
• When did shopping get so dangerous!
• I just bought one, just like that!
• Oh God!
• What the hell!
• You don't wanna mess with me!
• That's it, I've had it!
• I don't see a thing I like!
• I got more important things to do than this!
• Ouch, my jewels!
• Just like a man, hit and run. I would but my hands are full.
• Sale. Where. Gotta go!
• You saved my life, why thank you!
• Whatever you want, I'll buy it for you, you're the best!
• Oh, that outfit is all wrong.
• Someone ought to clean up that mess.
• Not even shopping can help that...
• I bought that same model just yesterday!
• I need it in every color!
• It takes more time than that to scare me!
• Nothing should get in between women and her shopping!
• If you're gonna pull out, you better know how to use it!
• You don't even know what I have in this bag!
• You wanna be my bodyguard?
• I need to get to that sale!
• Aw, my credit cards!
• I just got that from the bank for my shopping!
• How dare you hit a lady?!
• Shopping, shopping, shopping!
• I'm off to the big sale.
• You bastard!
• Just in time for the big sale!
• Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time!
• Wrong place, wrong time!
• I need to go shopping.
• Taxi!
• This is a nightmare!

Black Street Woman

• What the?!
• I'm so late!
• You're slowin' down the show, hon!
• Sleep in your own bed, bitch!
• This is a Class A disaster!
• Stop bein' such an annoyance!
• This is killing me!
• I'm not talkin' to you, buzzy!
• You got no class, chump!
• Get out of my face!
• Why you so damn rude!?
• You think you funny!?
• Bastard!
• Call the cops! Call the cops!
• It's your fault! Time to file suit honey!
• Hey my car! Watch my car!
• Check out the bulge on that guy!
• I got two words for you.
• How you doin'!
• This is nuts!
• You almost smacked me!
• I hope you burn in hell!
• Oh man, what are you doin!
• Oh my God he got a gun!
• I don't want to be here!
• This is a lot more than I bargained for!
• This is worth shit!
• Why, just steal somebody else's' man!
• It's on its last legs!
• Where is this!?
• Hey run! I think we should run!
• Run like hell like baby!
• Run like the wind girl, run!
• You think enough grease is in that hair?!
• Insurance term, bitch!
• He can lick my cream filling anytime!
• I met him on the street last week.
• You can crash in my pad, anytime!
• Hey, watch it, scumbag!
• Shit knocker!
• He just jacked my purse!

Rich Blonde Woman

• Hey, loser, can you, like, move?!
• I'll totally give you 50 bucks to move right now!
• I'm gonna be so late for sushi!
• The mall closes in like half-an-hour!
• Totally bad driving!
• Do you like, even, know how to drive!
• Whatever, it's not like I care or anything!
• Ah! Watch it dork!
• Hello? Are you like stupid or something?
• Hello? I only carry credit cards!
• Do you dig plastic? No way, that's so weird!
• Hey taxi!
• I hope you have credit cards ready!
• Hello, do you not see me standing here?
• Look what you did!
• That was like, so close!
• Why don't I buy you some driving lessons, loser!
• Ow! You totally hit me, you jerk!
• Oh, ok you like, totally bumped into me!
• You totally totaled my car!
• This is so bogus!
• My dad is SO gonna kill you!
• My bitchin' ride!
• I'm like so pissed!
• I am SO suing you, you loser!
• Wait, please don't shoot!
• I'm calling my dad's lawyer!
• Get away from me, loser!
• Loser! Like, watch out!
• Whatever loser!
• I love your outfit! do you go to the mall a lot?
• Oh my god, can somebody like, do something?
• Great, I'm gonna totally miss my prom!
• My dad will give you anything! Don't hurt his little girl!
• Like, take whatever you want! I have tons of credit cards!
• No, I'm totally on my way to the mall!
• Oh my god! We are, like, SO lost!
• We totally need to find a phone to get limo service!

Old Black Street Woman

• Get outta my freakin way!
• You bumblin' fool!
• Stop blocking me, yupaha!
• I can't pass through, Mom!
• Stop your damn foolery!
• That felt good, but, do it again!
• I've heard this story twice already!
• You 'bout make me scream in about two seconds!
• Yo, you better watch yourself!
• Where's the beef!?
• I can't afford to be late!
• You have issues I can solve.
• I got no beef with you!
• You gonna lick my bun in about two minutes!
• Get out of here!
• Ahh! Get away from that thing!
• All you gotta do is ask!
• Where's a cop when you need one?
• Curse you! May a thousand flamingos shit on your porch!
• I'm feeling strange.
• Oh help me! I'm being robbed!
• This mama know when to run!
• I'm so out of here.
• Cabbie, I need a ride.
• This is the work of voodoo!
• You damn crazy bat!
• What is your problem, man!
• I'll get you back somehow!
• You chickenshit fool!
• Hey there, mama!
• What you got cookin' there, baby?
• Baby, I smell gasoline!
• Only time will tell, baby.
• Hey there turkey!
• You nearly killed me!
• What the jibble was that?!
• I LOVE attention!
• You so crazy!
• You got nothing to worry about with me!
• What the devil was that?!
• Hey baby, you just bounced right off me!
• I'm not crazy about that sort of thing.
• I got three sons that are guests of the state!
• Don't point guns at your elders!
• Not what I call southern hospitality!
• I'll find you somewhere, don't worry. (?)

Rich Old Woman

• Please move!
• What can possibly be happening here?
• Hello? Hello?!
• I need to be home before Christmas!
• I really need to watch my show.
• I'm late to my husbands funeral!
• Are you the doctor?
• Do I know who you are?
• I tried taking my pants off over my head.
• I just came back from the doctor, I'm clean!
• Oh! 'scuse me young man!
• Yes, I graduated from Scarford! (?)
• Oh, my medication is flaring up!
• Oh I don't want this!
• I had this car for twenty years!
• Don't drive with coffee in your hand!
• Look around! Won't you stop and smell the roses?
• Doctor, doctor help me!
• The horror!
• You bandit!
• My lucky stars!
• Stampede!
• And I'm on medication!
• You didn't think I could fight, did you?
• I trained how to fight on safari!
• I've wrestled bears twice your size!
• This bag is pure alligator with metal studs!
• You thrown me over the edge!
• Die in a pool of your own blood!
• You dirty young man!
• Say you're sorry!
• Hello? Anybody home?
• I still have at least twenty good years in me!
• To die so young and so accomplished.
• I can pay you, my family can pay you!
• I'm dying at the hands of a hooligan!
• Oh shit!
• What's happening here?
• Can you tell me the way back to Star Island?
• I feel so lost and lonely.
• He took my purse!
• Do you accept donations?
• This is bizarre!
• Taxi, taxi, excuse me!

Old Female Shopper

• Well, I never!
• Excuse yourself!
• Such manners!
• Simpletons!
• Unbelievable!
• Glasses might be in order!
• Where did you learn to walk, dear?
• You can not be serious.
• Please regard others.
• Oh no you don't.
• Oh, really darling.
• Simply wonderful.
• Anyone can get a license.
• That could have hit me!
• Be...Careful!!
• What is he thinking!
• Oh my goodness, that was close!
• That could have been tragic!
• Is that what people would refer to as "drive-by?"
• I can't believe what nearly happened.
• Thank God I'm insured.
• Darling, you can't be serious.
• Is that really necessary?
• That's nothing compared to what I've seen.
• Put that away before your hurt yourself.
• Honey, you must be kidding.
• Do you know who I am?
• You sure you want to do this?
• You can't be serious.
• I don't recognize a thing.
• That was a gift! The world is going to Hell!
• I need to see my plastic surgeon.
• The audacity!
• Hit a lady, how uncouth!
• I think you broke a nail!
• How much do I owe you?
• I'll have my assistant write you a check.
• This is not happening!
• Oh my goodness!
• I hate to downgrade.
• Taxi!
• The gall!
• No reason to be here!
• It was at least a three carat.
• Caviar wishes and champaigne dreams.
• It's never too much.
• Tuck here and a tuck there, that's all you need sweetheart.
• That's why I met all the beautiful people.
• It's all about the shoes.
• I've had a lot bigger waved in my face.
• Don't be shy, baby!

Old Homeless Man

• Where'd you learn to be so stupid?
• Oh, you got a big head, dumbo!
• Get your head out of your ass!
• Someone should hit you with a brick!
• Watch yourself, man!
• What time is my dream comin'?
• What a stooge.
• (Various mumbling)
• Oh you're delusional, man.
• You're going pretty fast!
• Fast and dumb, you are!
• Watch it now!
• (Various unintelligible quotes)
• Woah, Heaven help me!
• Oh, send you to kingdom come, I will!
• What in tarnation?
• I was lightweight champ in '39!
• There won't be no open casket when I'm done with you!
• You and what army?
• Come on, creampuff!
• Oh, you shouldn't swing that around like that!
• Oh, what are you gonna do? Shoot someone?
• My time almost came!
• Jesus, Joseph and Mary!
• Oh, my Lord and Saviour!
• You got any spare change?
• I need a few drinks, you got a few bucks?
• Oh, just gimme what you got.
• I promise, I'll spend it all in once place!
• I need moneys bad!

Homeless Veteran

• Ah, get out the way!
• Get out of my living room!
• Move!
• What's the password?
• Wha- get away from me!
• Go away!
• Charlie!
• Are you Charlie?
• Damn Charlie!
• Show me your face, traitor!
• Come here and sit on my knee.
• You a military man?
• I'm sorry sir, I was just following orders.
• What's that thing anyhow?
• Come on, man just give me a dollar, damnit!
• It wasn't me!
• Evacuate, evacuate!
• I held it in as long as I could!
• Every man for himself!
• Call an airstrike!
• Call in the cavalry, boys!
• Medic, under fire... Charlie...
• Hey you, five bucks?
• I just need one drink!
• I'm a loyal veteran!
• I need a dime... ten bucks get me on my feet!
• Taxi!!
• Get lost!
• I hate these happy people! Kill the lot of them!
• This place is revolting!
• I'll show em, I'll make em pay.
• A land fit for heroes? This place makes me sick.
• They're taking everything!
• You see that? Incoming fire!
• Fire in the hole!
• Man down!
• Ahh I see you!
• No respect for veterans.

Homeless African American Woman

• Things don't come up right.
• These are the brakes!
• I got the real nitty gritty.
• Wait here! I'll sing to you!
• You'll never catch me in the welfare line.
• Touch this golden goose...
• Wait here while I sing you a song.
• Can you spare a dollar?
• I'll tell you about a revolution!
• You have so much passion.
• I like the simple things!
• What's your problem!?
• I feel like dancing!
• Damn, I see you, I see you!
• You better come back here and apologize!
• Oh, watch it! I'm begging here!
• You'll pay for this upstairs.
• You're not being cool!
• Life is funny isn't it?
• Feel the fury of my fists, boy!
• How much can you take?
• How bad do you want to kill this woman?
• I know you're not gonna shoot an old lady like me!
• It's not nice to point guns at people!
• Prepare to answer to the maker!
• You don't scare me with that thing!
• You look me in the eye.
• What are you doing?
• Get your hands off of me!
• Okay boy, gimme your wallet, give me what you got, no one gets hurt.
• Help me, Lord!
• What's the name of that song?
• What was his obsession?
• Do you wanna dance?
• I feel great!
• Hey cabbie, over here, baby!
• Can I walk in peace in this city?

Love Fist Fan Girl #1

• Move it! I have a band to do, I mean see!
• Can I have a ride to the concert?
• If you don't move, I might freak out!
• I'M FREAKING OUT! YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE!
• Love Fist waits for no one!
• If you don't move, I won't get a good seat at the concert!
• You are in the way of rock and roll!
• TAKE ME TO LOVE FIST!

Love Fist Fan Girl #2

• Are you kidding?! I'm late for the show!
• Move! Love Fist are starting!
• Jez will find another girl...
• I'll scream like I'm at the concert already!