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This page lists protagonist, pedestrian, and law enforcement dialogue in Grand Theft Auto V.

Michael De Santa[]

Greetings[]

Greeting pedestrians
  • Hello, sweetheart!
  • Hey, buddy! What's up?
  • What's up, amigo?
  • Peace, brother.
  • Yeah, how are you? (If they reply kindly)
  • Hello, and how are ya?
  • Hey, pal.
Greeting Jimmy
  • Jimbo!
  • James.
  • Jimmy!
  • I love you, son.
  • Hey, Jimmy.
  • Hey, Jim.
  • Hey, son.

Note: Dialogues after Reuniting the Family remains the same as before Did somebody say Yoga?

Entering his house before Did Somebody Say Yoga?
  • Honey, I'm home.
  • Big daddy's home, as if anyone gives a shit.
  • Anyone wanna pour daddy a whiskey? No?
  • The guy who pays the bills is here.
  • Is peace and quiet too much to ask for?
  • Daddy's home!
Entering his house before Reuniting the Family
  • Hello?
  • Anyone?
  • Anyone come back?
  • Just a big, empty house.
  • Never gonna get used to the silence.
Entering his house after Reuniting the Family
  • Oh, family! I'm home!
  • Hey, your dad's back!
  • Daddy's back, bitches!
  • Big daddy in the house!
  • I'm still alive, in case you're wondering.
  • Yeah, it was a tough day at the office, thanks for asking.
Greeting Amanda after they have been reunited
  • Hello, my darling wife!
  • Hey, Amanda! What's up? All good?
  • Do you forgive me, Amanda? For all I've done?
  • Mand, you okay?
  • Are we going to be okay, Amanda?
  • How you doing?
  • All good with you?
  • Hey, Amanda.
  • Hey, my dear wife.
  • Hey, you good?
Greeting Tracey
  • Tracey!
  • All good, Trace?
  • Hey, Tracey.
  • Hey, Trace.
  • What's going on, Trace?
  • I love you, Trace!
Greeting Eva
  • Hey, Eva. Keep doing what you're doing!
  • Hey, Eva. Keep working hard. I love it!
  • Hey, Eva. Keep looking after us.
  • Hey, Eva.
  • Hey, Eva. You're doing a great job!
Greeting Carlos
  • Carlos! My man!
  • Hey, Carlos! Keep up the good work!
  • Keep working hard, Carlos!
  • All good, Carlos?
  • Looking good, Carlos!
  • Keep doing what you're doing, Carlos!
Greeting a police officer
Male
  • Hi, officer.
  • Hey, officer.
  • Well... hello, officer.
Female
  • Hello, sir... I mean madam... I mean... whatever.
Greeting a poor person or gangster
  • Wassup, homie.
  • Hey, take care of yourself

General conversation[]

After a pedestrian tells a story
  • Well, that's America for ya.
  • You must really worry your family.
  • No, no, really, that's fascinating.
  • And I thought I needed therapy.
  • I think you need probably to shrink!
  • Whoa!
While flirting with a private dancer
  • Hmm, sounds interesting!
  • Sounds like a plan!
  • You seem like a nice girl!
  • You could make an old man very happy!
  • Well that's an interesting way of saying things!
  • Well, aren't you a nice girl?
When the player calls to hangout and does not arrive with a vehicle
Michael to Trevor
  • Come on T, Where's your car?
  • You're taking me on a date and you forgot your car, T?
Michael to Franklin
  • Where's the car? You're seriously not planning on walkng?
  • What, you forgot a car? Dude, we are not walking.
When tasting a drink
Good
  • Oooh, that's nice!
  • Oh sweet! Mmm, nice!
  • That's just what I needed.
Bad
  • Oh! That is foul.
  • The fuck is this dog piss?
  • Oh, Jesus! That is horrible!
When the driver is going fast
  • Where's the fire?
  • Hey what's the hurry?
  • Okay, let's get there.
  • Alright, let's go!
When the driver is going slow
  • Come on, pick it up will ya?
  • Oh, what is this? A funeral procession?
  • Ah, you do know how to use the gas right?

Collisions[]

Bumping into someone on foot
  • Hey, sorry.
  • Look out!
  • Excuse me!
  • Move, will ya? (if wanted or Michael angry)
If bumped into on foot
  • What are you, fucking drunk?
  • Back off.
  • Hey!
  • Hey, watch it.
After running someone over
  • Sorry! Not really! (If wanted or Michael angry)
  • Damnit! Shit! (if wanted or Michael angry)
  • What's wrong with you? (if wanted or Michael angry)
  • Let fucking move! (If wanted or Michael angry)
  • Aaahhh... Fuck! (If wanted or Michael Angry)
  • I'm sorry about that.
  • Oh shit, sorry!
  • Forgive me!
  • Get out of the fucking way.
  • Sorry!
After the driver runs someone over
  • What, you see em?
  • They okay?
  • Nice work.
  • Ah, you just hit em!
  • I ain't in this car.
After running over a relative or friend
  • Oh, fuck! No!
  • No! NO!
  • Shit! Shit, NO!
After a crash
Car
  • Damn!
  • You... fool!
  • You...fucking dick!
  • Ah, for fuck’s sake!
  • This was a nice car!
  • You know how much this car costs!?
  • Hey, you selfish prick!
  • You entitled piece of shit!
  • I liked this car!
  • Ohh! You screwed up my car!
  • Hey, the car!
  • What, you don't see me driving!?
  • So you're gonna drive into me!?
  • I've seen some bad drivers, but you... whoo-hoo-ho!
Generic
  • Damn!
  • You... fool!
  • Look the fuck out!
  • You fucking idiot!
  • Ya moron!
  • Watch the fuck out will ya?
  • Ah shit!
  • Hey you hit me!
After a crash while wanted or Michael angry
  • I ain't got time to swap details, asshole!
  • Ahh... Fuck off!
  • Fuck you, you hit me!
  • Ah, for fuck's sake!
  • I ain't got time for this crap right now!
  • Fuck!
  • Look the fuck out, will ya?
  • Not now!
  • You fucking idiot!
  • WTF is wrong with you?
  • Aaahhh... Shit!
  • Goddammit! Fuck! Not the car!
If another protagonist crashes the vehicle
Car
  • Jesus!
  • Real smooth, bro!
  • Nice driving.
  • Hey, no more of that!
  • Don't crash this car again!
Generic
  • Fucking idiot!
  • Be careful!
  • Calm it down!
  • Chill the fuck out!
  • Hey, hey!
Interrupts (while in conversation)
  • Crap!
  • Shit!
  • What?
  • Watch out!
  • Oh no.
If another protagonist rolls over the vehicle
  • Argh, we're flipped!
  • Nice work. We rolled.
  • Beautiful driving! You flipped us!
If another protagonist sets the vehicle on fire
  • Oh! We’re on fire!
  • Hey! There’s a fire!
  • We're burnin'!

Jumping[]

When the driver hits a jump
  • Ohh, baby you went off that thing!
  • Whoo! You hit that jump!

Near-Miss[]

After a near miss
  • You got lucky, buddy!
  • Whoo! Too close!
  • Whoa!
  • Shit!
  • Look out!
  • Fuck! (If wanted or Michael angry)
  • Shit (if wanted or Michael angry
  • Damn! (if wanted or Michael angry))

Fighting[]

Generic fighting
  • It's on!
  • Come on then!
  • This ought to be interesting!
  • Let's roll, fuckhead!
  • Remember, I'm a bad person!
Encouraging a friend to fight
  • Go on! You got this idiot!
  • Finish it!
  • Come on! Finish this crap!
Insulting NPC
  • You're fucking dead!
  • Hit me, then!
  • Let's roll, fuckhead!
  • It's on!
  • Remember, I'm a bad person!
  • Come on, then!
  • Run away from me!
  • You know what? You should see a doctor for that shit.
  • You're really making my skin crawl!
  • YOU MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL!
  • You know what? You are one nasty fuck!
  • You think you FUCKIN' SCARE ME?!!
  • You know something, YOU'RE FUCKIN' PATHETIC!
  • You should get some help with that personality of yours!
  • Why do you exist?!
  • Hey, you! Really?!
  • Why don't you fuck off?!
  • Yeah, you! Fuck off! NOW!
  • You define everything that's wrong with this place!
  • When I say you suck, I mean you really suck.
  • What exactly is wrong with you?
  • THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT TO YOU!
  • Why are you still breathing?!
  • How the fuck are you alive?!
  • Go fuck yourself!
  • I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself!
  • Fuck you!
  • Oh... Fuck off!
  • Hit me then!
  • You make me want to puke!
  • STAY DOWN!-->

Shooting[]

When drawing a weapon
  • Alrighty then, let's have a little chat!
  • You wanna make something outta this!?
  • I'm sorry, where were we?
  • What's going on with you, dickhead?
  • Alrighty then, let's party!
  • So, how ya doing?
  • You gotta a problem with me?
  • Haha, you think you're tough don't you?
When shooting a person
  • Yeah? Yeah?!
  • Ain't the American Dream grand!
  • Come on, kill me! I need something to talk to my shrink about!
  • Come on, motherfuckers shoot me back!
  • SO KILL ME!
  • Ain't this a barrel of fun!
  • OK, let's go, people!
  • OK, let's do this thing!
  • I guess I'm not having a very good day!
  • I guess this is how the fuck it is!
  • So, you wanna join the party?
  • I know, I know, it ain't fuckin' cool!
  • Yeah, I'm an old fatass fucker with a gun!
  • Hey! You want me? Kill me!
  • Fuck all you fucking fucks!
  • Uh huh?! What?! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!
  • Yeah... I guess that settles that, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Ain't this nice?
  • Yeah? Fucking yeah?!
  • Are we having fun now?
  • I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!
Blind rage
  • Fuck all of you!
  • You're fucking dead!
  • You have a fucking clue who you're fucking with!?
  • Yeah? Yeah!? FUCKIN’ YEAH!?
  • Come on! Come on motherfuckers! Come on!
  • FUCK! YOU!
  • Come on, let's end this shit!
  • Kill me then!
  • You motherfuckers!

Killing[]

Killing another person
  • Well, that's that!
  • Next time, you'll listen. Well, you know what I mean.
  • So sorry.
  • Sorry about that.
  • Now maybe you'll shut up and listen!
  • Oh, sorry about that!
  • And now you're history!
  • Sorry!
Killing a friend
Franklin
  • Shit, Franklin!
  • Oh no! Frank!
  • You poor fucking kid!
  • No! Franklin!
Trevor
  • T! Fuck!
  • Shit, T!
  • T, brother, fuck!
  • T!
When hitting an animal
Birds
  • Ohhh! I got dive bombed!
  • Fucking feathers!
  • Dumb bird.
  • You got the whole fucking sky to fly in.
Deer
  • Well, beats being shot by a dick with a crossbow.
  • Hey, they need to be culled.
Dogs
  • That's the owner's fault.
  • The fuck... why weren't you tied up?
Horse (unused)
  • Ah you're heading to the glue factory
  • Somebody shoot him!
Off-road animals (generic)
  • And that's one for the pot!
  • I know what I'm having for dinner!
  • You shoulda heard me comin'!
  • Evolve some ears!
On-road animals (generic)
  • Ah, dumb animal.
  • Get outta the road you stupid beast!
  • Natural fuckin' selection!
  • Wrong time to cross!

Stealing[]

While stealing a car
  • Keep cool-io, baby! It's just a car!
  • Ah, it's insured! Don't be a dick!
  • Vamos the car, amigo!
  • I need to borrow your car, lady!
  • I'm gonna be using your car!
  • Out! Get out!
  • Get the fuck out of here!
  • Sorry... but I need this!
  • Don't act like a tough guy!
  • Alright, let's go!
  • Come on, lady. Don't fight it.
  • Forgive me, sweetheart!
  • Alright, come on, come on, out!
  • Move! Move! Let's move!
  • Sorry, lady! Nothing personal.
  • Let's go, now!
While stealing a car with a wanted level
  • Get outta there, bitch!
  • Oh, stay cool, pal!
  • Don't be a fucking hero!
  • Get out!
  • Get the fuck out of the car!
  • Get out, buddy!
  • Move your ass!
  • Move that sweet ass!
While stealing a motorcycle
  • Gimme that fucking bike!
  • I need that bike!
  • Get off that thing!
  • Say, can I borrow your bike for a minute? Or six?
  • Don't mind I will borrow this for a while, do ya?
Stealing a vehicle with a dead person inside
  • I hate to do this...
  • I hope you didn't shit yourself.
  • The dead don't drive.
  • Sorry, pal!
  • Excuse me! (if wanted or Michael angry)
  • Very sorry! (if wanted or Michael angry)
Holding up a 24/7, LTD or Liquor Store
Pointing weapon
  • Clean out that register now!
  • Give me whatever you got in the register!
  • No heroics! Just give me what's in the register!
  • Stay calm and clean out your register!
Using weapon
  • Come on! Faster!
  • Hurry up!
  • I'm waiting!

Taxi[]

Hailing a taxi
  • Taxi!
  • Mister Taxi!
  • Taxi! Here!
  • Yo, taxi!
  • Cab!
  • Taxi, here! Quick! (if wanted or Michael angry)
  • Hey!
Speed up
  • Let's go!
  • Come on! Get the lead out!
  • Come on buddy, let's go!
Change destination
  • Hey, change of plan.
  • Actually, I gotta change of plan.
  • New plan, I changed my mind.

Being arrested[]

While being arrested/busted
  • I know people, pal!
  • Well done, pal.
  • Ah, shut your fuckin' mouth.

Angry[]

General rage
  • You are outta control!
  • Oh, you're a psycho, you know that!?
  • Where the hell do you get off!?
  • Eh, show me some respect!
If a vehicle engine won't start
  • Come on!
  • Let's go! Fuck!
  • Start up, you piece of shit!
  • Come on! (if Michael Angry)
  • Not now! (If Michael angry)
  • AAAAHHHH! FUCKING START! (if Michael Angry)
If Franklin or Trevor shoots or fires rockets at his safehouse
  • Stop shooting up my house!
  • Stop firing rockets at my house!
If the cops are called
  • Ah, just in case I wasn't having enough fun already!
  • Great... Cops... Fuckin' beautiful.
  • Ahhh, crap!
Being chased by police
  • Alright, this is gonna get nasty, bro!
  • Hey why are we doing this, bro? Come on.
  • Please, why can't we just forget all about it.
  • Getting too old for this bullshit!
  • You're young enough to be my son.
  • You're an eager fucking beaver pal!
  • Oh, please, give it up already!
If a vending machine doesn't dispense an item
  • What!?
  • Okay, where the fuck is it?
  • Argh, you're stealing my fuckin' money!
Miscellaneous

Curse (mild)

  • What is this bullshit?!
  • What is this shit?!
  • Bullshit!
  • Damn!
  • Shit!
  • Motherfucker!
  • Ahhh no, fuck.
  • Ah, this is total bullshit!
  • Ah, crap!
  • Ahh, shit.

Curse (strong)

  • Motherfucker!
  • Ahh... fucking fuck!
  • Ah, for fuck's sake!
  • Goddamnit!
  • Fuck!
  • Fuck this crap!

Insults[]

Insulting Ron
  • You're pretty creepy.
  • Well, if it ain't Trevor's weird buddy.
  • Hey, Trevor's weird friend!
  • Ah, you're Trevor's creepy friend.
  • Oh, it's Trevor's even weirder friend!
If Franklin follows him
  • Are you following me, kid?
  • What, is this a joke, kid?
  • I ain't finding this funny.
  • Hey. Back off, kid.
  • Will you fuck off?
  • Seriously, stop the stalking.
  • Hey, I'm serious. Get lost.
If Trevor follows him
  • Listen, will you stop following me?
  • Could you please stop following me?
  • T, stop fucking following me.
  • T, give me a break.
  • Come on T, knock it off.
  • Alright, that's enough! Just fuck off!
  • Will you fuck off, T?
Before knocking out the protagonist following him for a long duration
  • Okay, your choice, funny guy.
  • Alright, alright. You win.
  • Alright then, come on!

Injured[]

Getting up after being hurt
  • Oh, man... Ow!
  • Ow, man, that... Wow!
  • Arrgh, Jesus!
  • Ah crap, that hurt!
  • Ah, shit!

Spooked[]

Startled
  • JESUS!
  • WHAT THE FUCK!
By other protagonists
  • You are out of control!
If the player points a firearm at Michael
  • Oh, I got one too!
  • Holster it!
  • Put it away!

Enemies[]

Trying to lose an enemy
  • Get lost!
  • Argh, please, go away!
  • Come on, get lost!
  • Get the hell outta here!
  • Get off my ass!
Trying to find an enemy
  • Where is this prick?
  • Argh, where is that guy!?
  • Where the FUCK is that guy?
Spotting an enemy
  • There he is!
  • What, there, there he is!
  • Got him, over there!
Behind
  • Fuck, behind you!
  • Look behind you!
  • There, behind you, look out!
In front
  • Right there!
  • Right in front!
  • There, right in front of you!
Below
  • Look down there!
  • There, down there!
  • There he is, down there!
Above
  • He's up there!
  • Look up there!
  • Look up!
To left
  • Left!
  • There, left!
  • Look left!
To right
  • Right!
  • Look right!
  • On the right!

Switch Scenes[]

Not being let in Lesbianco
  • Fuck you! I'm somebody now!
  • Like fuck you don't know who I am!
  • Hey, Eyefind me, asshole. I'm in the business. *Angry grunt*
  • I don't know him, I WORK WITH HIM!
After having lunch with Solomon
  • See you later, Solly!
  • *Chuckle* Great lunch, amigo!
After getting a coffee
  • Ohh, I need an upper.
  • Ohh, everything hurts.
  • Uhh, stimulants.
{{{2}}}


Losing at a game[]

Losing at darts
*Arrgh! Total shit!
  • What the fuck is wrong with me?
  • Oh, crap!
  • Shit!
  • Man, that is fucking useless!
Losing at golf
*Oh, shit!
  • What?!
  • I hate this fucking game!
  • I hate this sport!
  • I HATE GOLF!


Trevor Philips[]

Greetings[]

Greeting/insulting Amanda
  • So, how've you been, Amanda?
  • I miss the old days... good times, watching you shake it.
  • How did you two stay married?
  • Still stripping so much, Amanda?
  • Do you think of me as the one that got away ?
  • Oh, Amanda!
  • Why hello, Amanda!
  • Amanda! I love you!
  • Are those lips fake as well or just the tits?
  • Are you glad that me and Michael are friends again?
Greeting/insulting Tracey
  • My God, you used to be such a nice girl.
  • You're an embarrassment even to your loser of a father!
  • Get a job, you lazy slut!
  • Adolescence hasn't been so kind to you, has it?
  • You're breaking your father's heart, you little tramp.
  • Wow - you've really let yourself go.
Greeting/insulting Jimmy
  • Oh, Jimmy - you're everything that's wrong with the future!
  • Oh, you really are a sad bastard!
  • Jimmy, seriously, your tattoos are lame.
  • Jimmy... man, I feel so bad for you.
  • Jimmy, my boy - you've got to take some exercise.
  • You annoying fat turd.
  • You poor fat fuck.
  • Poor little Jimmy - I bet that blubber has shrunk your cock.
Greeting/insulting Ron
  • Ron, you're awful. In every way.
  • I've met pond slime with more personality.
  • Even your conspiracy theories suck, amigo.
  • Oh... You sad, wretched fool.
  • You're pathetic.
  • My God, you're pathetic, Ron. Pathetic.
  • You need a lot of help.
  • You're a creepy, paranoid wreck of a man.
  • My God, I cannot believe we are friends.
  • You really are a sad excuse for a man.
General insults to NPCs
  • You're a waste of space on this earth!
  • You look like you struggle with simple tasks.
  • You make me want a lobotomy.
  • You make me wanna emigrate.
  • You're a total moron.
  • You dumbass!
  • You hideous mistake!
  • You moron!
  • You depressing afterthought.
  • Oh, you really suck!
  • You are utterly ridiculous!
  • You are an asshole!
  • Idiot!
  • Brainless fool!
  • I've trodden shits with more brains.
  • Listen, nobody likes you.
  • Listen, even your parents can't stand you.
  • HOW are you allowed to walk the streets, MORON?
  • Did you lose a very big bet?
  • Why hasn't someone sensible shot you yet?
  • Why, oh, why do you exist?
  • You puddle of vomit!
  • YOU PILE OF SICK!
  • TWAT!
  • IDIOT!
  • Why, oh, why weren't you drowned at birth?
  • Oh, you give me hives!
  • Fool!
  • Moron!
  • You fool!
  • You chump!
  • TURD!
  • You are such an ass!
  • You asshole!
  • You are an idiot!
If threatened
  • Okay, sugar, hit me.
  • Come on! Punish me!
  • Make me cry; come on, make me cry!
  • Come on, make me suffer!
  • Let's see what ya got!
  • You're dead!
  • You're a dead fuck!
  • Let's go, cupcake!
  • Fuck you!
During a melee fight
  • Oh, please. Go and hurt yourself!
  • Oh, please. Go jump off a cliff!
  • Fuck you, charming! Fuck! You!
  • You are an annoying shit!
  • Go and fuck yourself.
Losing his temper after being followed by Michael or Franklin
  • You really are an annoying PRICK!
  • Leave. Me. ALONE!
  • And... GO TO SLEEP!
  • Someone wants to be knocked out and MOLESTED!
Assaulting a pedestrian
  • Get up!
  • Did that hurt a little?!
  • Oh, sorry I hurt you!
Reloading a weapon
  • I'm just fillin' up!
  • Out of bullets!
  • Reloading!
  • Just reloading!
  • I gotta reload!
  • I'm out!
Hailing a cab
  • TAXI!
  • Taximan!
  • Stop your fucking car!
Flirting with a stripper
  • You're beautiful, just like me.
  • My mother was a stripper once.
  • I think I love you!
  • I'm in love. I love you!

When the player meets Trevor to hang out[]

Not Arriving with a vehicle[]

To Michael:[]
  • Where's the car?
  • We walking? No, where's the car?
To Franklin:[]
  • What's the deal with transport? You giving me a piggy back?
  • Hey, where's our ride? I'm not walking anywhere unless we can hold hands.

Visiting the Epsilon Program website[]

  • If I wanted to be in a cult, I'd have started one.
  • I'm beyond saving.
  • Poor, confused souls.

Taunting cops[]

  • You look ridiculous in that uniform. But you're probably used to looking ridiculous.
  • Nice name badge! But they misspelt 'dick'.
  • I bet you love giving orders. And arresting jaywalkers and tourists...
  • How did you get in the police force? You look like you belong in a mental home.
  • Nice uniform! But you should be working in Burger Shot!
  • Does barking orders make you excited? Or do you prefer beating up suspects?
  • Why do you like being an authority figure? Is it because you're very inadequate?
  • Oh, you look so... tough, officer! I know you were bullied at school.
  • Let's be clear. Only an idiot joins the cops. See? You don't even understand simple sentences.
  • You, my friend, have found your level in life. You joined a society of morons called the police force!
  • The police force, now that's a bad joke! Police 'farce' would be a better name.
  • Heyyy... aren't you cooool? I was being sarcastic, you're a twat.
  • Aren't you just a great example to us all? Living proof that shit can talk!
  • What exactly are you looking at? Because I'm looking at a turd!
  • Oh, just... go away! You're gettin' on my nerves.

Taunting fat people[]

  • So... you're a big one, aren't ya? I said, you're pretty big. And, boy, do you wobble when you move!
  • My god... you're massive. I mean, you're the size of a house! And you run real funny, too!
  • Look at you. You're... fat. I mean, you're really fucking big! You should do more of that running, it might help!
  • You're a big ol' thing, aren't ya? Hey, now don't get defensive on me, porkchop! It's not my fault, I didn't eat all that food!
  • Whoa, you are LARGE, my friend. I mean, LARGE! LIKE A BIG THING! And you've got a shit line in repartee, too!
  • Listen... I think you should give up the comfort eating. I mean, somebody probably loves you! Although I don't know why!
  • Food is a drug, and you're an addict. I mean, for some it's junk and for you, it's cheesecake! But you all rehab just the same!
  • Have you ever tried exercising, porkchop? And I don't mean just your arm. Oh, there you go! See? That's not so bad!
  • Do, uh... chubby chasers seek you out? I mean, I can see it being fun having a BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY! Hey, no, it's not my thing! I think it's revolting!
  • You're a big hunk o' love, aren't ya? A massive blubbery ball of hot, sexy, chubby lust! Hey, come back here! I was enjoying that thought!'
  • You're massive! I mean, you're fffat! You'll need more than just jogging!
  • You're pretty big there, my friend. But I'm sure someone loves ya! Actually, they probably don't!
  • Hey, porkchop! How's it going? I said, "How's it going, porkchop?!" Well, that's not very friendly, is it?
  • What's your problem, fatso? I said, "What's your problem, fatso?!" Oh, come on! Where's your sense of humor? Did ya eat it?!
  • Hey there, landmass. I made a joke. I called you fat. Oh, don't get defensive, I'd still sleep with ya!

Taunting hipsters[]

  • So we are clear... you look like a tit. I mean a tit, or a twat. Take your pick. And you run like one too!
  • In case you're wondering, everybody does see through you! They think you're a fake twat. And you know they're right!
  • You are such a hipster. Hipster, hipster, hipster! Hipster, hipster, hipster!
  • No one is buying the act, my 'friend'. We all think you're an asshole. With nothing to say for yourself!
  • You make me wanna kill myself. Or you. I can't decide which. Oh, stop taking things so literally! I was being ironic...ish.
  • You're completely ridiculous. You're so incredibly alternative! Just like every other asshole 'round here!
  • The ironic thing isn't working anymore. You just look pathetic. Like the trust fund weenie you probably are!
  • My, aren't you so cool? Oh, everybody thinks it. I wanna be your best friend!
  • What a sad thing to dedicate your life to. Being a complete turd! And I must say, you're great at it!
  • You're about as alternative as a dog turd. I mean, seriously. You're ridiculous. And you can't run, either!
  • You make me sad for humanity. I mean, all the people I've killed, and not you? Oh, come on! I was only joking!
  • Oh, you are such a turd. And I don't mean that ironically. You're really a turd!
  • You're part of the problem. You make people hate Americans! And quite frankly, I can see why!
  • Oh, you are the worst. The absolute worst! I mean it! You're the worst!
  • I hope you hate yourself. As much as everyone else hates you. Because quite frankly, you should!
  • What goes on in your head? Did you decide to be a twat? Or were you always like that?

Taunting the homeless[]

  • You stink. You really stink. It's revolting. I mean, you really stink! It's not an insult!
  • You're depressing me, friend. So... depressing! You even run in a depressing way!
  • Get some help, my friend. This isn't working. You're just running away from your problems!
  • You're not crazy... you're lazy. There's a difference! You're a faker. There's no point running! I see through you!
  • Hey... we all love drink and drugs, pal. But I pay for mine. Oh, yeah, run away, you leech!
  • What's it like on your planet? I mean, it don't look like a lot of fun! You'd be happier back on Earth!
  • You are lost, my friend. Off with the aliens! You're gone, pal! Gone!
  • Oh, great... a stinky, crazy person... How very original. Get some help, it's pathetic!
  • I feel bad for you. You're completely lost. And trust me, it's not that way!
  • Oh, it's just not working for you, is it? I mean, the dirty, crazy vibe... it's so not a winner. Listen, I hope you take on board what I told you!
  • Come on, sort yourself out! For fuck's sake, make some changes! It's not me you're running away from, it's yourself!
  • Stop pretending to be crazy. I mean, it's not fooling anyone. You just don't like washing very much!
  • Oh, please, just take a bath, will you? And stop acting all "CRAY-ZAY"! It's frankly not very original!
  • Oh, you are sooo self-indulgent. Just make some changes! Please! There! Jogging, good! That's a start!
  • Oh, stop with the fake crazy routine. No one's buying it at all. You look more like a hipster!

Taunting gang members[]

  • You look real tough. Ooh, I'm so frightened! Oh, please don't scowl at me!
  • Well, my, my - aren't we all very tough? Oh, I'm so sc-sc-scared here. Can't you tell?
  • You only look tough in your little gang. It really is pathetic.
  • I've met tougher boy scouts. In fact, I've met tougher girl guides.
  • Is the circle jerking stuff as much fun as it sounds? And can I join in, pal? Pretty please?
  • You and your friends seem really sad. Like you watched too many silly movies.
  • "Hi, I'm a real individual!" "So I joined a gang!"
  • "I have confused thoughts about other men." "So I stick in a gang with guys, just like me!"
  • Hey, buddy! Come out of the closet! It's not a good look anymore.
  • You don't look cool, kids. You look like dicks.
  • "I'm in a gang! Uhh! I'm really tough!" "So, like, it's okay when I jerk off my buddies!"
  • Is it true you share girls around? 'Cause I find that kinda creepy.
  • Hey, tough guy. Yeah, you. You and your friends wanna fight?
  • Are you boys for real? Or are you going to a fancy dress party, huh?
  • Oh no! Oh, it's the hard men! Oh no, no, no, no! I'm so scared! Maybe they'll wanna play kiss-chase again

Taunting elderly people[]

  • Oh, old people are so depressing. You're like a broken machine. Hey, at least you can still run!
  • At least your generation can be proud. You totally destroyed the world. So you can die with a smile on your face!
  • You come from the most selfish generation. You've entirely destroyed the planet! Give yourself a big hand!
  • Well done with destroying the world! Yours is the worst generation in history. You're even worse than the millennials!
  • You're well past your sell-by date. I mean... you should be put out to pasture. Or boiled down into glue!
  • You make me a big fan of euthanasia. I mean, the world has had enough of you. It's a bit late to take up jogging!
  • You depressing old prune. You're entirely dried out. Like a great salt flat of sorrow and decay!
  • 'The Greatest Generation', my ass. All you lot do is moan, moan, moan, moan, moan! Moan, moan, moan!
  • You old people are all the same. Complain. Complain, complain! But you never wanna hear someone else's opinion, do you?
  • What are you looking at, you old turd? I said, "What are you looking at?!" Yeah, run away! I've had enough of you!
  • Oh, you... stop complaining! That's all you old people do! There! Isn't jogging more fun than complaining?
  • Stop looking so miserable. I mean, come on! Smile! I was just being friendly!
  • All you old people do is whine. And moan and complain and shout! You can learn a lot from me!
  • Oh, just piss off. I mean it. Piss off! You're depressing me. Thank you, that's better!
  • So we're clear, the old days weren't better. And if they were, why did you ruin everything? Answer me that, will you?
  • Don't worry. You'll be dead soon. Oh, come on, that was a joke! Looks like your sense of humor already died!

Taunting tough people[]

  • Oh, look. An asshole that walks. And gets dressed by its mom.
  • You look like an ugly woman. Having a really bad menstrual cycle.
  • That tough guy act is ridiculous! I bet you have a vagina.
  • You don't look tough, pal. You look constipated.
  • All that posing, not fooling anyone. I bet you got a tiny pee-pee.
  • What exactly are you compensating for, buddy? I mean, you're not fooling anyone.
  • You're not tough, pal, you're ridiculous! And I think we both know you want me.
  • Stop trying to act hard. You look like a penis.
  • Ooh, tough guy! What a jackass!
  • You don't look tough, sugar. You look like a c**t.
  • You are not fooling anyone. We all know you're a twat.
  • Nobody's buying the hard man act, pal. Everyone knows you're a pussy.
  • You know you don't look tough, sugar tits. You look like a moron!
  • Hey, hard man. Fuck you. Yeah, I said, "Fuck you!"
  • "Durrr. I'm so tough!" Kinda makes up for having no brain.
  • Hey, Mr. Neanderthal! The rest of us evolved on, ehh, about 100,000 years ago?

After bumping into an NPC[]

  • Would you open your fucking eyes?
  • Oh, by the way, that's entirely your fault!
  • Get the fuck out of my way!
  • Look the fuck out!
  • Blind fool!
  • This car is gonna be parked outside your house!

If bumped into[]

  • Everyone wants to rub up on T.
  • You gonna say sorry?
  • Now what was that for?
  • Oh, ah baby, that hurts so good!
  • You trying to get my stink on ya?

After running over an NPC with a vehicle[]

  • Oh, I gotta get my eyes checked!
  • Stop annoying me!
  • You only have yourself to blame!
  • Get out of the way!
  • Now get up!
  • Oh, I'm so sorry!

Getting a Wanted Level[]

  • Great, police.
  • Wonderful, and my tax dollars hard at work!
  • Shit! Cops.

During a shootout[]

  • Havin' fun, cunts?
  • YEAH?!
  • Screw you!
  • Trevor-motherfucking-Philips! That's me!
  • Trevor Philips. REMEMBER THAT.
  • I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!
  • Piece of shit!
  • Fuck you!
  • Ain’t this dandy?!
  • Come on, asshole!
  • I WILL EAT YOU!

If all armed enemies are killed[]

  • Is that it? Is that the lot of you?! Fuckin' pathetic!
  • You lot really were pathetic!

After killing someone[]

  • GOODBYE! From me!
  • Bye, bye.
  • Trevor. Phillips. Remember that. (When shooting and killing someone)
  • That'll teach ya... something or other.
  • I told you not to fuck with me!
  • WELL, I GUESS THAT'LL TEACH YOU!
  • You deserve that, you idiot!
  • Look at me. What'd ya expect?
  • Sorry, pal!
  • Now you are as dumb as you look!
  • It's nap time, kids!

Hijacking a car with a dead person inside[]

  • I'll see this put to use!
  • Excuse me!
  • Well, YOU DON'T NEED IT!
  • If ya ain't using it...

If angered[]

  • Shit, shit, SHIT!
  • Well, I'll be fucked!
  • Crap!
  • Damn!
  • Oh, shit!
  • Bullshit!
  • Fuck me!
  • Fucking fuck.
  • For fuck's sakes!
  • Good Lord above!
  • FUCK!

If another protagonist crashes the vehicle[]

  • Give your passengers some warning, eh?
  • Little miscalculation there!
  • Hey, whoa!
  • Would you look out?!
  • Careful, eh!
  • How about I smash something you love, like your face?! (hanging with Franklin or Michael)

If a vehicle engine won't start[]

  • Argh... start, you piece of shit!
  • Start, you turd!
  • Argh... come on!
  • Come on, go!
  • START, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! (If wanted)
  • Mmm... Let's go!

Running over an animal[]

  • Birds:
    • Oh, bird ingestion!
    • That's a bird strike!
    • Bird hit!
    • Bird strike!
  • Chickens:
    • Learn to fly.
    • (sarcastically) Cluck, cluck!
    • Sorry, chook.
  • Coyotes:
    • Guess it's coyote for dinner.
    • Mmm, smells like coyote guts.
    • That was a coyote, that was definitely a coyote.
    • Coyote, coyote, coyote, definitely a coyote.
  • Deer:
    • Deer, oh dear! Deer.
    • Whoo! Venison steaks all around!
  • Dogs:
    • Ahh! Sorry dog!
    • Oh, tough break Rover.
  • Horses (unused):
    • Ohhh, sorry horsie!
    • Your galloping days are over, my friend.
  • Cougars:
    • Not so tough now.
    • Flat cat!
    • Didn't even put up a fight!
  • Generic offroad:
    • 10 points!
    • Top of the food chain!
    • The apex predator in action!
    • You'll never win that one, little guy.
  • Generic onroad:
    • STAY OFF THE ROAD!
    • Squish!
    • They're cute, but they're stupid.
    • They gotta put up an animal crossing sign.
  • Angry (offroad):
    • (frustrated yell) LOOK OUT!!
    • MOOOOVE!! (frustrated yell)
    • GET OUT--!! (frustrated yell)
  • While angry (onroad):
    • DUMB ANIMAL!!
    • MOVE!
    • C'mon, MOOOVE!!
  • While drunk (offroad):
    • Come on, move!
    • Stay away from me, you hear?!
  • While drunk (onroad):
    • (acts as if surprised)
    • Stupid animal!

Falling down or getting run over[]

  • Ow, ow, OW!
  • Oh... gimme a break.
  • Ahh... Fuck!
  • Unh! Man!
  • Oh... that hurt!

Stealing a car[]

  • It's just a possession - let it go! Now!
  • Come on, my dear! Walking's fun!
  • This is just a robbery!
  • You're getting robbed!
  • Let's go!
  • Out you get buddy!
  • Move!
  • Don't be a hero now!
  • Trust me. You don’t want to carpool with me!
  • Hey pal, out!
  • Jackass! You’re getting robbed!
  • STAY MOTHERFUCKING COOL! (If wanted)

If Franklin or Michael shoots or fires rockets at Trevor's safehouse[]

  • Stop shooting at my home!
  • Stop firing rockets at my home, please.

If the player points a firearm at Trevor[]

  • You getting off on this, little man?
  • This, uhh.. power thing, buddy?
  • Come on then, do it!

In a car crash[]

  • You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?
  • This car is going to be parked outside YOUR house!
  • I'm making a personal injury claim!
  • We're swapping insurance details!
  • You hit me!
  • That was entirely YOUR FAULT!
  • I just hope that broke your Goddamn neck!
  • This is a fine automobile.

If Trevor has a near miss[]

  • That was close!
  • Missed me!
  • Lucky miss!
  • Ooh!

Special ability[]

  • It's Trevor time!
  • LETS PARTY, GENTLEMEN!
  • YOU WANNA PARTY, HUH?!
  • C’MON KIDS! LET'S PARTY!
  • LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
  • Helloooooo?! Who wants some noooww!?
  • MY NAME'S TREVOR! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
  • Oh God, give me the strength!
  • Lord give me strength!
  • Somebody, please!
  • Is there anybody here to Goddamn kill!?
  • WHERE ARE YOU ASSHOLES HIDING?!
  • WHERE ARE YOU PRICKS?!
  • COME HERE! SOMEBODY COME, HERE!
  • Ah, assholes, HELLOOOO?!
  • OHH, LORD HELP ME!!!
  • AWHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Holding up a 24/7, LTD or Liquor Store[]

  • Come on! Empty the register! Now! (pointing weapon)
  • Let's empty that register, now! (pointing weapon)
  • Okay! Empty the register, now! (pointing weapon)
  • Okay, I'm going to need all your money! Now! (pointing weapon)

Switch Scenes[]

Driving with another Faggio rider[]

  • We are scooter brothers. Scooter brother.
  • Come on, scooter brother! Let's go, scooter brother!
  • We are brothers on scooters!
  • Scooter brother!
  • Where are we going today, scooter brother?
  • We will go on a journey, a journey of scooters!
  • Whoa, slow down, scooter brother!
  • My brother, my scooter brother! (If the other Faggio rider dies within Trevor's sight)

Following another car in the LS River[]

  • I'm sorry I showed my thingy, okay?!
  • I don't have to make up! But I do need a kiss! No tongues! Unless you want tongues! Totally up to you!
  • Would you stop being such a prude?! You know, you're majorly uptight mister!

Following another car in the Lago Zancudo wetlands[]

  • Hey, it was an accident! His head just came off! I had nothing to do with it!
  • Would you listen to me? I'm trying to explain the situation! I'm freaked out too here, bud. I don't like seeing heads just pop off like that! If it's the arm that worries you, that was gone before I got there!
  • Calm down, already! You're starting to get me tense as well. When I get tense, I get tension headaches, and when I'm in pain, I don't think clearly!
  • Your friend was kinda clumsy, it's something you're gonna have to accept!
  • Me killing you doesn't make you right about what happened to your friend! (if the driver was killed during the chase)

Kicked out of Vinewood Casino[]

  • I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating!
  • Oh, by the way, I left a turd in the pool. Code brown.

Police chase on Route 68[]

  • Hey officer, give it up! This is getting way out of hand!
  • At the end of the day, it's just a public decency beef! You wanna put all these resources on a dude playing show and tell?!
  • Maybe resisting arrest after that...and some officer assaults inbetween...
  • ...and a couple of hit and runs, some shootings and a grand theft auto...
  • ...but at the end of the day, I'm just a guy who likes to get his wang out!

Police chase on Senora Freeway[]

  • Haven't you got better things to do!?
  • In a few years, smoking this stuff's gonna be legal! It's a prohibition, you dicks!
  • A man has certain inalienable rights! And hitting a bowl of crystal on a street corner is surely one of them!
  • You'd probably do better police work if you were tweaking! Sucking that glass dick! Sucking any dick!

Police chase on Olympic Freeway[]

  • Self defense, you hear me!?
  • It's his word against mine! Only his power of speech probably went when his tongue came out his throat hole!
  • I know my rights, officers! I took a night class in criminal law! I'll represent myself, and I'll sue you for damages!
  • This is discrimination...against drug addicts with propensities for violence!

Franklin Clinton[]

Greetings[]

Greeting Tracey[]

  • Hey Tracey. It's me, Franklin.
  • Hey, Tracey.
  • Hey there, Tracey.
  • Oh, hey, Tracey.

Greeting Amanda[]

  • Everything okay, Mrs. De Santa?
  • How you doing, Mrs. De Santa?
  • I hope all is good with you, Mrs. De Santa.
  • Hello, Mrs. De Santa.

Greeting Jimmy[]

  • Jizzle!
  • Hey, Jizzle!
  • Hey, Jimmy D!
  • Jimmy!
  • Wassup, Jimmy?
  • Hey Jim.
  • Hey, man... I mean, hey, Jizzle.

Greeting/Insulting Denise[]

  • Can you please be normal today, auntie?
  • Eh, aunt Denise.
  • Stay normal now, auntie D.
  • Wassup, auntie D?
  • Eh, wassup?
  • Eh, auntie D.
  • You one strange woman, auntie D.
  • I often wonder why you never got married, then I remember your personality.
  • Eh, auntie, please be normal, just for once.
  • Well, if it ain't my favorite/only blood relative.

Greeting Lamar[]

  • Good hanging with you, LD.
  • Hey Lamar.
  • You good, LD?
  • Lamar!
  • Wassup, homie?
  • It's good seeing you, home.
  • How you been man?
  • How you been L?
  • Lamar Davis!
  • LD!

Greeting a pedestrian[]

  • Eh, babe!
  • Eh, dude!
  • Eh, what up my nig?
  • What it do?
  • Eh, what's up, babe?
  • Yeah, how are you?

Greeting a homeless person[]

  • Eh, dog, it's gonna get better. Trust me.
  • Eh, you keep on going dog, you hear me?

Talking to Chop when he is defecating[]

  • Let me know when you finished, homie.
  • I don't want to rush you, but, we got things to do.
  • Hurry up and do your business, Chop.
  • It goes in, it gotta come out, shit.
  • Get it all out, homie.

Seeing Chop's feces near his doghouse[]

  • All that shit? Chop, what you been eating? I gotta get a regimen for your ass.
  • Another turd, Chop? I gotta school your ass.
  • Is that steaming pile of shit a present for not training you?
  • Another big-ass mess on my property? Chop, I gotta train you to shit on the neighbor's yard.
  • I gotta train your ass to use the john, Chop? That's a big-ass pile of shit.

Telling Chop to do tricks when he isn't happy[]

  • You just gonna moan, is you, Chop?
  • You don't wanna do it, boy? What's wrong?
  • I'll train you better soon. I promise.

General[]

If angered or threatened[]

  • Bitch-ass bullshit.
  • Man, fuck this shit.
  • Man, screw this.
  • You know what? Fuck this.
  • This don't make no fucking sense.
  • What the fuck?
  • Damn.
  • Crap.
  • Fuck.
  • Oh, shit.

If bumped into[]

  • Are you for real, homie?
  • Chill out, aight?
  • What?!

Reloading a weapon[]

  • Eh, I'm reloading!
  • Reloading!
  • I've gotta reload!
  • I'm out!
  • I'm outta ammo!

Insulting someone[]

  • Man, fuck you.
  • Man, you need help! A lot of help!
  • You motherfucker!
  • You lame ass bitch!
  • Punk!
  • Bitch!
  • Man, you suck.
  • And people say I'm a disgrace to society?
  • Man, you pathetic, fool.
  • Would you fuck off?
  • Fuck off. Go on, fuck off.
  • Man, you a genetic experiment gone wrong, dog!
  • Man, you ain't nothing but a punk!
  • Eh, you lame, dog.

If a player points a gun at Franklin[]

  • Eh, homie. I trust you and all, but...
  • Maybe like, point the other way?
  • I don't like staring down the end of that thing, homie.

Getting up after falling[]

  • Unh! Something don't feel too good!
  • Ah crap, that hurt!
  • Unhh!
  • Oh, man!
  • Shit! That hurt.
  • Ohh, that hurt!

Bumping into someone[]

  • Would you open your damn eyes?
  • Come on, move!
  • Look the fuck out!

Assaulting someone[]

  • Yeah... still think you hard?
  • OH, YOU WANT TO GET UP?!
  • Oh, you still got scraps, huh?!

Hailing a taxi[]

  • Hey!
  • Yo!
  • Taxi!
  • Cab! Eh!

Flirting with a stripper[]

  • Keep doing what you doing!
  • Man, you got it all! Peach body oil, fake guns, hair extensions. Shit, I love it!
  • You keep telling me how great I am!
  • Eh, your ass is hot!

Visiting the Epsilon Program website[]

  • "Kifflom"? Man, that's stupid.
  • Man, this ain't for me.
  • I ain't there yet.

If threatened[]

  • Eh, let's go fool!
  • Eh, fight fool!
  • So you hard, huh?!
  • So you real mean, huh?

When stealing a car[]

  • Get the fuck out of here!
  • Don't make me commit a 1-8-7, homie!
  • Gimme the car dog!
  • Don't try being wise, punk! Now give me that!
  • Out of the car, ni**a!
  • Gimme that thing right now!
  • Eh, let me borrow that ride!
  • It's just a ride, sweetheart! You're insured! (When carjacking women)

While shooting[]

  • How you not see me?!
  • You want me, huh?!
  • I knew you was punks!
  • You punk-ass bitches is done, now!
  • Fuck all you punks!
  • Fuck you!
  • Oh, you trying to roll on me, fool?!
  • Bitch-ass punk!
  • Eh, fuck you, fool!
  • Let's see what you got!
  • Eh, let's do this then!
  • I don't give a fuck, asshole!
  • Let's do this, motherfuckers!
  • It's on now, motherfuckers!
  • Blast on me then, bitches!
  • You bitches can fuck yourselves!
  • Shoot me!

After killing someone[]

  • Goodnight, old friend...
  • See you!
  • Well, that's that then!
  • I guess that settles that.
  • Well, that's showin' you!
  • Punk-ass bitch!

Losing his temper after being stalked by Trevor or Michael[]

  • Eh, man, you need to chill the fuck out!
  • Eh, man, you need to sit your motherfucking ass down!
  • Eh, man. Why don't the fuck you take a rest!
  • Eh, relax homie. You bugging the fuck out.
  • Okay then, old man!
  • You asked for this, big guy!
  • Okay then, big man, come here!

Meeting Michael in person[]

  • Hey, Mikey! You stalking me or what?
  • Wow! weird bumping into to you like this, Michael.
  • Oh hey Michael. where you turn up from?

Asking Michael to hang out[]

  • Should we get a drink?
  • So, You wanna grab a drink or something?
  • Should we get something to drink?

Asking for vehicle after Michael accepting hang out[]

  • Cool, Then grab us a car
  • Cool, You wanna grab us a car?
  • Great, Why don't you get us some transport?

Saying goodbye to Michael if hang out declined[]

  • As you wish man, See you later
  • Okay, Have it your way, See you later dog!
  • Okay, cool, See you later then!

Meeting Trevor in person[]

  • T, what the hell, man! Wow! Cool bumping into you like this
  • Hey, man! Where you come from?
  • Hey, T - that's so weird man, bumping into you here

Asking Trevor to hang out[]

  • So, should we grab a drink or something?
  • So, You wanna go get a drink or something?
  • So, You want to grab a drink or something?

Asking for vehicle after Trevor accepting hang out[]

  • Great, maybe you better grab us a car
  • Cool, then grab a car then, man!
  • Alright cool, man! Why don't you grab us a car then?

If Trevor or Michael shoots or fires rockets at his safehouse[]

  • Hey, stop shooting up my crib, man!
  • Hey, stop shooting rockets at my crib!

If another protagonist crashed into a car[]

  • You crashed!
  • Man, Look the fuck out!
  • Ain't you looking?

In a car crash[]

  • Eh, my whip!
  • My car, you damn moron!
  • Eh, you an asshole driver!
  • Eh, I'm driving here!
  • Eh, you just turned this into a bucket!
  • Eh, you don't see me driving here?!
  • Slick wheel work!
  • Nice driving!
  • My car!
  • My ride, dog!
  • My car, asshole!
  • Not the car!
  • Not the car, man! Damn! (if wanted)
  • Not the Goddamn car! (if wanted)
  • Come on, man!
  • Aww... damn!

If Franklin has a near miss[]

  • Man, only inches!
  • Whoo, too close!
  • That's dumb luck right there.
  • Man, You got all lucky homie!

Walking Chop[]

  • Introduce yourself, Chop! (while attacked by hostile NPCs)
  • Show 'em we family, Chop! (while attacked by hostile NPCs)
  • This shit's going down, Chop! (while attacked by hostile NPCs)

Entering the Strip Club during hangouts[]

  • Here we go!
  • Hell, yeah!

Asking Michael to drop off or keep hanging out[]

  • We can keep hanging out or you can just drop me off, dog!
  • You can drop me off or we can keep hanging out

If a vehicle engine won't start[]

  • Start, you piece of crap!
  • Start, you piece of shit! (If wanted)
  • Would you come on?! Damn!
  • What the fuck?!
  • Let's go!
  • Hurry the fuck up! (If wanted)

Stealing a vehicle with a dead person inside[]

  • Eh, you ain't well, homie, let's get you up out of here.
  • Yeah, look, man, I'm gonna leave you for the ambulance, a'ight?
  • I'll look after it, homie, for real.
  • Forgive me, but my needs is greater than yours.
  • It don't look like you need this, dawg.
  • Sorry, but you don't need it.

If the cops are alerted[]

  • Damn! Five-O!
  • Damn! The Po-po shit!
  • Just what I need! Police!

Holding up a 24/7, LTD or Liquor Store[]

  • Come on! Clean out the damn register! (pointing weapon)
  • Give me all the cash you got, now! (pointing weapon)
  • Ok, clean out the register! (pointing weapon)
  • Open the register, now! (pointing weapon)

Switch Scenes[]

Cleaning his motorcycle[]

  • This motherfucker clean.

Taking out the trash in his old house[]

  • Disgusting old hag.
  • Man, that bitch is so lazy.
  • Servants should get paid.

Taking out the trash in his house[]

  • Still doing chores.
  • At least it's my trash in the crib
  • Man, this stinks!

Talking to someone on his cellphone in his house[]

  • Yeah, you should come by. A'ight, call me later.

Eating a bag of Phat Chips[]

  • That's like, six burpees righ there.
  • Man, I'm snacking and I ain't even high.
  • Man, I need to get some healthy food in this damn house.

Leaving an establishment[]

  • Eh, holla at me, y'all. Peace.
  • Man, I'm drunk... but shit, I ain't getting drunker.
  • Hey, I'm going, man. Before you take advantage.

After running over a pedestrian[]

  • Man, I'm sorry fool
  • Look out the way!
  • You got to watch out, fool
  • Man, Sorry about that!
  • Hey, look out for fools like me!

After running over a pedestrian (when angry)[]

  • Hey, move fool
  • Hey, come on, move!
  • Hey, come on punk, Move, man!
  • Hey, move!

After being killed during hang outs (Michael)[]

  • Asshole
  • Eh, homie, You a crazy motherfucker you know that?
  • What you doing, Mikey?

Other Characters[]

Wade Hebert[]

  • Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! (when a gun is fired)
  • Aaaaaaahhhh! (when a gun is fired)

While at the Vanilla Unicorn[]

  • I'd ask for your number, but they took my phone.
  • Can somebody get me a sandwich?
  • I don't know if it's day or night. I don't even know what month it is.
  • If it's possible, I might be becoming immune to boobies.
  • What would really turn me on is you wearing clown face.
  • I lost count of how many boobies I seen.
  • Sometimes I miss the sunlight.
  • They only play, like, six songs here. It's kinda making me crazy.
  • Can you ask the DJ to play some horrorcore?
  • Whenever I try and leave, they give me another dance.
  • Do any of you ladies like wearing clownface?
  • Cousin Floyd says strip clubs objectify women. But you ain't objects, you're people.

To Franklin or Michael[]

  • Fancy seeing you here.
  • Hey, I know that guy. It's me. Wade.
  • Trevor's somewhere, I think.

To Trevor[]

  • Can we stop by Debra's place, T?
  • You should get Ron to stop by, Trevor.
  • Hey Trevor, these girls are real hospitable.
  • Floyd's here, right? For real this time?
  • The ladies are being real nice to me, Trevor.

Ron Jakowski[]

  • Oh, Lordy! (when a gun is fired)
  • Oh, shit! (when a gun is fired)
  • Shit, shit, shit! (when a gun is fired)

Greeting/insulting Michael[]

  • Oh, it's you. Mr. Fancy Big City Ideas.
  • Don't you have something to be doing? Like calling your therapist?
  • Ain't Trevor got some use for you? 'Cause I don't.

Responding to Trevor[]

  • I'm sorry, Trevor.
  • I know, Trevor. I know. I'm sorry.
  • I know, Trevor.
  • Thanks, Trevor.
  • I know. From you.
  • I know, Trevor. I'm awful.
  • You're right, Trevor. I'm a sad, wretched fool!
  • Me too, Trevor. Me too.
  • The worst excuse, Trevor!
  • In every way, Trevor!

Amanda De Santa[]

Responding to Trevor[]

Before Did Somebody Say Yoga?[]
  • Hello, Trevor!
  • Absolutely, whatever you say.
  • Hey, Trevor. It's Mrs. De Santa now.
  • Oh, hello, Trevor.
  • Just fine, Trevor.
After Reuniting the Family[]
  • How's your mom, Trevor? I miss her.
  • Happy not seeing you, Trevor!
  • Still masturbating so much, Trevor?
  • Just don't kill me, Trevor. That's all I ask.
  • I miss every girl calling you the one pump chump.
  • Even more surprising is how did you stay single?
  • Oh, creepy!
  • Oh, that creepy act won't work with me!
  • Yes, you're an ideal friend for him.

Responding to Michael[]

Before Did Somebody Say Yoga?[]
  • My husband's a murderer. That's what's up, angel.
  • Not really, but I know you don't care.
  • Nothing is up with me, Michael, everything is pretty down.
  • I'm wondering when my life went wrong, Michael.
  • Oh, shut up, Michael.
  • Yes, I'm married to a sociopath, life is simply fantastic.
  • Very little is up, Michael, almost everything is down.
  • Just wonderful.... seriously. Wonderful.
  • Just trying to find some internal peace, Michael.
  • Just great, my feckless, faithless husband.
  • Hello, Michael
After Reuniting the Family[]
  • I think we might just make it, Michael!
  • I think so. I feel we're making progress.
  • To know everything is to forgive everything, Michael.
  • Hey, Michael.
  • Oh hello, Michael...
  • Okay, honey. How are you?
  • Hello, my deeply flawed but almost loveable husband!
  • Yes, I think so.
  • Yes. I think I'm actually okay.
  • Not perfect, but we're trying!

Responding to Franklin[]

  • Hey, Franklin.
  • Oh, please. Call me Amanda.
  • Not really, but I'll survive.
  • Sure, yeah, great. Whatever, Franklin.
  • All good, just trying to keep my idiot husband out of trouble.

Note: Dialogues after Reuniting the Family remain the same as before Did somebody say Yoga?

Jimmy De Santa[]

  • Hey, c'mon! (when brandishing a gun)
  • C'mon, please. (when brandishing a gun)
  • Chill out with that! (when brandishing a gun)
  • How'd you not see me? I'm huge. (when bumped into)
  • Ah, you hurt me! (when bumped into)
  • Look out! (when bumped into)
  • Excuse me! (when bumped into)
  • Oh, what the?! (when bumped into)
  • You're an asshole. (when bumped into)
  • You clearly have no penis. (when bumped into)
  • You clearly hate humanity. (insult)
  • You're clearly a terrible human being. (insult)

Responding to Michael[]

  • Hey, pop.
  • Hey, Dad.
  • Father.
  • Loser!
  • Whatever you say, Dad.
  • Actually, it's Jizzle.

Note: Dialogues after Reuniting the Family remain the same as before Did somebody say Yoga?

Responding to Trevor[]

  • I always looked up to you, T.
  • You just don't get me, do you?
  • Give me a break, Uncle T - I'm trying.
  • Give me a break, Uncle T. You're as bad as my dad.
  • I try, Trevor... I just prefer smoking pot.
  • Actually, no. It's still okay.
  • Hey, it's not Jimmy - it's Jizzle.

Gangs[]

Merryweather[]

  • Go to hell!
  • Eat shit, bastard!
  • Put the weapon down!
  • Say goodnight!
  • Drop the weapon!
  • You're gonna die, bitch! (Can also be heard from Trevor)
  • You fucking pussy!
  • Bend over, here I come!
  • Nobody's going to find your body!
  • Death embraces you!
  • Prick!
  • Dickhead!
  • Show's over, clown!
  • Get a job!
  • Time to bleed!
  • Time to meet your maker!
  • I'm gonna shit down your neck!
  • What a pansy!
  • I'm gonna lay down a diversion!
  • Ass!
  • As-salaam 'alaykum! ("Peace be with you" in Arabic)
  • No! They escaped!
  • You messed with the wrong man!
  • You're dead!
  • Jerkoff!
  • Man down! Damnit!
  • Man down!
  • You're going down!
  • Eat this!
  • You're gone!
  • It's over!
  • You do not mess with me!
  • Are you alright?

Military/The Professionals[]

After hanging around the entrance to Fort Zancudo[]

  • Sir, leave the area now! This is for authorised personnel only.
  • I'm not going to say this again. Leave now.

In combat[]

  • Let's go, motherfucker!
  • Come get some!
  • Come on, bitch!
  • Come on!
  • Get some, motherfucker!
  • I'm a fucking Marine!
  • Inbred moron!
  • Die, fucker! Ahhh!
  • Fuckin' hell! ARRRGGHH!
  • EHHH - AARRRGGGHHH!
  • Don't fuck with me!
  • You wanna play with me?
  • You've fucked with the wrong soldier!
  • Mendoza's hit! Mendoza's been fuckin' hit!
  • Semper Fi, motherfucker!
  • I'm gonna kill you!
  • Hit the dirt!
  • Suck my dick!
  • DIE!
  • Fuck you!
  • You cocksucker!
  • Surrender!
  • I'm not afraid to use this!
  • Fucking bum!
  • You're done!
  • You fucking moron!
  • Motherfucker!
  • Trained to serve ass kicking!
  • Drop that weapon!
  • Keep him busy!
  • Here I come!
  • Kill yourself somehow!
  • I need a medic!
  • Dick!
  • Yeah!
  • Fall back!
  • Fall back, y'all!
  • Friendly down!
  • Retreat! Everyone, retreat!
  • Come on, men!
  • Retreat!
  • Withdraw!
  • Strategic withdrawal!
  • A little cover, please!
  • Get out of there! Now!
  • We need assistance! We have a man down!
  • Back it up!
  • Stupid fuckhead!
  • Get back! Back!

If an explosion is imminent[]

  • Hit the deck!

After being kicked or punched[]

The Lost MC[]

  • You ain't got nowhere to go!
  • Oh, you better have a real good reason to be in here!
  • Piece of shit!
  • Go to hell!
  • Move now, dammit!
  • Lost forever!
  • You're surrounded now!
  • You lost, puto!
  • You're mine now, puto.
  • Shit, take cover hermano!
  • I got your back, hermano!
  • That's some trippy shit, hermano.
  • You look a little lost, pendejo.
  • Don't fuck with Lost, pendejo!
  • Pendejo!
  • Come out, come out, wherever you are!
  • Lost MC!
  • You're fucking dead.
  • I'll kill you, pussy!
  • Don't mag off me, dammit!
  • Fuckhead.
  • Dickhead.
  • You ain't going nowhere!
  • I'm gonna kill you then go blaze!
  • The Almighty forgives, the Lost MC don't!
  • Oh shit, they got Charlie!
  • Fuck you, and your mama, too!
  • L-O-S-T!
  • Fuckin' hell!
  • Back up, brothers!
  • We got a brother down!
  • We lost one, dog!
  • Shit, you okay?
  • You shitstain!
  • Eat it, motherfucker!
  • Fuck yeah!
  • Go fuck your mama into pieces!
  • I need you to fucking die now!
  • Die, die, die!
  • I got some nice brass knuckles for you!
  • Fuck you and your mama!
  • Our boy is messed up!
  • You want a baseball bat to the face?
  • No! Someone's down!
  • Fall back, brothers! Fall back!
  • I'm gonna kill you, asshole!
  • Hey, civilian! Fuck off before you get hurt!
  • The Lost, forever!
  • Get out of here, you goddamn civilian!
  • Dicksucker!
  • Ass licker!
  • Now you piss me off!
  • Hey, go screw yourself!
  • Hey, won't you suck my dick!
  • You lost bitch? Now die!
  • You lost motherfucker, die!

Ballas[]

  • You in the wrong hood!
  • Yeah, so where you from, bitch?
  • Just here keeping this Original Covenant shit Original, the ol' fashioned way. (reference to set)
  • Don't fuck with the Ballas, baby! We go out in a blaze! (OC Ballas in a gunfight)
  • Ballas for life! (OC Ballas in a gunfight)
  • Watch it, motherfucker!
  • Man, you a piece of shit! (insulting or hostile South Rancho Ballas)
  • Man... the fuck you over here for? (When Franklin or Trevor enters the Ballas territory)
  • Get your bitch-ass out of here (When Franklin or Trevor enters the Ballas territory)
  • Me and you gonna need a doctor, buddy (fighting OC Balla)
  • You sorry-ass chump! (hostile OC Balla)
  • You's a stupid-ass bitch! (hostile OC Balla)
  • What? Are we having a fuckin' staring contest or something? (when the player watches an OC Balla too long)
  • You Families scouts are so obvious! We recognize you bitches. (When Franklin and Trevor enter the territory)
  • O.C.B.G, get 'em up, motherfucker (fighting Balla claiming his set)
  • Wow, look at this motherfucker! He's trippin'. (fighting OC Balla)
  • I'm gonna whip my motherfucking pistol out. (melee fighting Rancho Balla ironically)
  • 1-5-2-7! (Balla in a gunfight claiming a number corresponding to his set?)
  • Mmm, I put the franchise tag on that ass! (Creepy pick-up line)
  • Ballas & dollaz, you get all four corners, girl. (Pick-up line)
  • Whoo! Fine as a motherfucka'! (Pick-up line)
  • Come put that lipstick on my dickstick, beyitch! (Creepy pick-up line)
  • Oh, I think I'm in love, player. Give me a smile, baby! (Pick-up line)
  • Ballas in your motherfucking mouth, bitch! (hostile OC Balla)
  • Yo, this motherfucker must be crazy or something! (fighting OC Balla)
  • Bitch-ass ni**a. (hostile South Rancho Balla)
  • Dayum, you fine as fuck girl! (East Side Balla pick-up line)
  • I'll split your motherfucking wig! (hostile OC Balla)
  • All you motherfuckers are dead!
  • You about to end up on an Internet video, fool!
  • Fuck! Balla down! Balla down!

Vagos[]

  • LSV, fucking puto!
  • ¡Ayuda! Man down, man down!
  • Puta Madre piece of shit!
  • That's it! Nowhere to escape now!
  • Brother's hit! ¡Ayudale!
  • ¡Ya te cargo la chingada, pendejo!
  • ¡Amigos! ¡Necesitamos ayuda!
  • Say adios, puto!
  • Die, motherfucker!
  • Vagos, bitch!
  • ¡Vagos por vida!
  • Where you gonna go?
  • Hey, asshole! It's time to get shot!

The Families[]

  • What's going on, Frank? (to Franklin only)
  • Ey, that's my boy Frank, ey! (to Franklin only)
  • Yo, that's my boy Franklin! (to Franklin only)
  • Eh, Franklin what's good? (to Franklin only)
  • Old lame-ass motherfucker! (Carson Ave/Chamberlain Families fighting Michael or Trevor)
  • Ballas? They some pussy-ass bitches. (Carson Ave/Chamberlain Families in conversation)
  • Man, if my moms joins the Ballas... (Carson Ave/Chamberlain Families in conversation)
  • Your marks ain't shit. Davis gang, bitch. (hostile insulting Davis Neighborhood Families)
  • What kind of dressing do you like on your knuckle sandwich, 'cause I'm about to serve you up "nice"?! (fighting Davis Neighborhood Families)
  • I'm about to knock a patch out of your ass! (fighting Davis Neighborhood Families)
  • FAMILIES! YEEEEAH! (Carson Ave/Chamberlain Families in gunfight)
  • Come get the Family beatdown! (fighting Families)
  • Wanna fuck with my Family? Huh?! (fighting Families)

Rednecks/O'Neils[]

  • Chester is down!
  • Looks like somebody had a little too much incest last night.
  • Eat this!
  • Shit dick!
  • Piece of fucking welfare trash!
  • Oh, fuck you Ted, I ain't bothering you no more!
  • Call Jesse in the clinic! We got one hurt, bad!
  • You're fucking dead, dead, dead!
  • I need to reload!
  • Motherfucker!
  • Die!
  • I've had enough of you!
  • You're an ass-kisser!
  • Dumbass!
  • Hey, shit-for-brains!
  • Bullshit!
  • I'm gonna have me some fun with you!
  • Fucknut!
  • Go get fucked!
  • Screw you!
  • Get into cover!
  • You bleedin' asshole!
  • AAAAAGH, you're dead!
  • Cletus is hit!
  • Back! Back! Back it up!
  • This asshole's crazy!
  • You are a piece of shit!
  • Get back! Get back!
  • Let's get out of here!
  • Get back, y'all!
  • Dimwit shithead!
  • Jesus H. Christ!
  • Yee-ha!
  • Die! Die! Die!
  • Get the hell back!
  • Pull it back!
  • Oh my sweet Jesus!
  • Are you crazy?
  • You tryin' to get killed?
  • Get back!
  • Let's move it back!
  • We got a man down!
  • Don't let up on that guy for a second!
  • Don't you fuckin' look at me that way!
  • Oh, fuck! We got a brother down!
  • Come on, then!
  • Let's go, then!
  • Some cover would be nice!
  • Son of a bitch!
  • Fucker!
  • Hey, fatass!
  • Can I get some help over here?
  • Move back!
  • Don't let him get you!
  • Protect yourself!
  • Get out of there!
  • We'll get this guy later!
  • You must be lost, friend!
  • Let's get these bleedin' assholes!
  • Shit-for-brains!
  • Hold on, everybody!
  • Where's my Goddamn cover?
  • We got a bleeder!
  • Oh shit. We got a boy hurt!
  • Jesus in heaven!
  • Help me Jesus!
  • Holy crap!
  • One of ours got hurt!
  • Let's put a cap on this, shall we?
  • Tarnation!
  • Let's go! Let's go!
  • Let's go, let's go, c'mon!
  • Move in! Move in!
  • Get back, y'all!
  • Hey, shit-bird!

Armenian Mob[]

  • You are a shithead!
  • You have nowhere to go!
  • Now we go to war!
  • We got a man hit!
  • Prick!
  • Peasant
  • You will die!
  • I'll kill you!
  • Suck my dick!
  • Get down on the ground!
  • They got Larry!
  • Die, you fucking prick!
  • Die, you fucking idiot!
  • You want war, asshole?!
  • I'm going to kill you!
  • This is it!
  • Enough of this asshole!
  • Fucker!
  • Get out of here! You make me sick!
  • Go back to your shitty little home!
  • You son of bitches!
  • You fucking idiot!

Los Santos Triads[]

  • 你死定了! (English: You are dead!)
  • 你長得真是奇醜無比! (English: You are so ugly!)
  • Motherfucker!
  • Die!
  • Where are you gonna go now?
  • Now you die!
  • Kifflom.
  • 撤退! (English: Retreat!)
  • 快找掩護! (English: Find some cover!)
  • 你們就會像死豬肉一樣! (English: You're dead meat!)
  • 我希望你們去死! (English: I hope you die!)
  • 狗娘養的! (English: Son of a bitch!)
  • 有人受傷了! (English: Someone is wounded!)
  • 趴下! (English: Get down!)
  • 我的天啊! (English: Oh my god!)
  • 去死吧! (English: Die!)
  • 混張! (English: Bastard!)
  • 你吃大便吧! (English: Eat shit!)
  • 你真可悲 (English: You are pathetic!)
  • 阿建中槍了! (English: Jian has been shot!)
  • 小劉受傷了! (English: Liu is hurt!)
  • 我們的人受傷了! (English: One of our own is injured!)
  • 你們全部都會死! (English: You will all die!)

Duggan Crime Family[]

Although the Duggans share the same voice clips as Merryweather and the US Army, some of the NPCs of said gang have unique voice clips.

  • Justified homicide!
  • I'm gonna get you, little piggy!
  • This is going to be a pleasure, asshole!
  • You're going toes up!
  • Your mama was a low-down whore!
  • Tell your mama, I said hi!
  • Cocksuckin' piece of trash!
  • Necessary force!

Law Enforcement and Emergency Services[]

Police Scanner[]

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  • Riding a white horse
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Vehicles by year[]

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  • Early 80s
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Vehicles by color[]

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  • Blue
  • White
  • Bronze
  • Green
  • Brown
  • Yellow
  • Aqua
  • Grey
  • Beige
  • Silver
  • Maroon
  • Orange
  • Gold
  • Dark green
  • Dark brown
  • Dark red
  • Dark grey
  • Light brown
  • Graphics
  • Light blue
  • Light red
  • Dark yellow
  • Dark blue
  • Light grey
  • Light purple
  • Light green
  • Light yellow
  • Dark purple
  • Light silver
  • Dark maroon
  • Dark silver
  • Light maroon
  • Light orange
  • Dark orange
  • Metallic red
  • Metallic yellow
  • Metallic purple
  • Metallic silver
  • Metallic green
  • Metallic blue
  • Metallic black
  • Metallic brown
  • Metallic grey







Vehicles by extra prefix[]

Extra prefixes which run before vehicle categories, describing the state or condition of the vehicle.

Extra Prefixes

  • Mint
  • Dirty
  • Custom
  • Beat-up
  • Dented
  • Chopped
  • Rusty
  • Rundown
  • Damaged
  • Modified
  • Battered
  • Run-down
  • Distressed
  • Customized



LSPD[]

When giving orders to other officers[]

  • Let's go! Move!
  • Let's get in there!
  • Aw, hell! Fall back!
  • Wow, hold up!
  • Cover me!
  • You better cover me!
  • Aim well!
  • You don't wanna miss and make me come after you!
  • Everyone with me?!
  • Get this moron!
  • Open fire!
  • Everybody ready?!
  • I got you covered! (when responding)
  • I was born ready! (when responding)
  • This loser's all mine! (when responding)
  • Damn! GET THIS SCUMBAG!
  • Cover me, all right?!
  • Shoot, dammit! SHOOT!
  • Get some cover!
  • Go ahead, I'll cover you!
  • I'll keep this asshole busy for you!
  • Fall back, men! Move your ass!

When a firearm is equipped[]

  • Oh, shit... A GUN!
  • Look out!

When insulted[]

  • Fucker!
  • Son of bitch!
  • Pussy!
  • Get ready to be hurt!
  • Stupid ass!
  • Let's keep it nice and calm, right?
  • I'mma teach you a lesson!
  • Whatever!
  • You little dick!
  • If you fuckin' know it!
  • I'm gonna hurt you good, then kill you!
  • What the hell's your problem?
  • You don't want to make me mad. Got it?
  • Calm down!

When speaking on a Harbour Patrol boat megaphone[]

  • This is the Harbour Patrol! Stop your boat now!
  • Kill the engine and stop your boat now!
  • Los Santos Harbour Patrol! Stop your boat now!

On car megaphone to criminals or protagonists[]

  • Driver! Stop your vehicle!
  • This is the LSPD! Pull over now!
  • Driver! This is the LSPD! Stop your car now!
  • Stop your vehicle, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
  • Slow down!
  • Hit the brakes!
  • Driver, pull over now! LSPD!
  • Los Santos PD, Park your car asshole!
  • Stop your vehicle right fucking now, or I swear I am going to kill ya!
  • We see you! You are finished!
  • Driver, this is the LSPD! Stop your fucking car now!
  • Driver, this is the LSPD! Pull over immediately!
  • Driver, this is the LSPD! Stop your vehicle!
  • Driver, this is the LSPD! Come to a stop immediately!
  • Stop your car!
  • Kill this fucker... let's just shoot 'till it stops!
  • LSPD! Pull your fucking car over!
  • Oh for fuck's sake, somebody shoot the tires!
  • Let's end this fucking thing! Shoot the tires!
  • Stop the car now!
  • LSPD! Come to a stop immediately!
  • Stop the vehicle now!
  • If you don't stop the car, you're gonna have trouble!
  • Police! Stop your car!
  • I'm warning you, kill the engine!
  • LS fucking PD! Stop the car, asshole!

When recognising Trevor[]

  • Hey, jerkoff! What's up with ya?

When seeing the protagonist or arresting him[]

  • Stop! Police!
  • Moving south!
  • Yeah, I see him!
  • You're under arrest, you piece of crap!
  • There, gotcha!
  • LSPD! We've got you scumbag! Now freeze!
  • Police! Stop whatever the hell you're doing!
  • Stop, and don't use a muscle! Or you'll be shot by the LSPD!
  • Police! Let's see some hands up!
  • Stop right there, and don't make me do more work, asshole!
  • LSPD! You lose!
  • Police! Stop right there!
  • Don't be a dick, just get in the car!
  • Police, stop right there!
  • LSPD! Don't make me shoot you!
  • LSPD! Freeze!
  • I have a visual!
  • Get in the car and behave!

When the protagonist gets away[]

  • Ah, shit, we can't lose him! We'll find you asshole!
  • Where is he?!
  • I don't see him!
  • Where did he go?
  • We're going to lose this asshole!
  • He's getting away!
  • Who's got eyes?!
  • You can't hide, boy! We will track you down!
  • Don't tell me I lost this asshole!

When car is on fire, or grenade is thrown[]

  • Oh, no! It's gonna blow!
  • Hit the deck!

When a Minigun is equipped[]

  • Jesus, he has a Minigun!
  • Dispatch, he's got a Minigun!
  • That’s a Minigun!

When a Rocket Launcher is equipped[]

  • He's got a Rocket Launcher!
  • Fall back!
  • Fuck! Rocket Launcher!
  • Rocket launcher! Look out!
  • Aw, hell, look at that thing!
  • RPG!

When a Grenade Launcher is equipped[]

  • Shit! A Grenade Launcher!
  • Asshole's got a Grenade Launcher!
  • Is that a fucking Grenade Launcher?!
  • Holy shit! Grenade Launcher!
  • Damn! Grenade Launcher! Where'd they get that?
  • That's a Grenade Launcher!

While being stared at[]

  • You better stop looking at me!

When NPC's are in the way[]

  • I'm trapped here! Move!
  • Get out of the way! This is police business!
  • Move it people, this is an emergency!
  • This is the LSPD! Clear the area! Now!
  • This is the LSPD! This is a warning! Clear this area!
  • You can't be here!
  • Move it, folks. Now!
  • This is the LSPD. Disperse while you can!
  • This is a warning from the LSPD! Get out of here!
  • Move it!
  • This is the LSPD. Go away now, or there will be trouble.
  • You shouldn't be here, moron.

When reloading[]

  • Crap, I'm reloading!

When involved in a collision[]

  • What the fuck did you do to my ride?!
  • You damaged my wheels...! I'm gonna damage YOU!

When partner is killed[]

  • This ain't happening!
  • Oh... God.
  • God damn!
  • I need some cover while I bring him to safety!
  • No! No fucking way!
  • Oh, FUCK!
  • Help!
  • Oh, fuck! NO!
  • What the hell?!
  • I need to get him to safety!
  • We got a cop killer!
  • Officer down!
  • Aw, shit... OFFICER DOWN!
  • Officer on the ground!

When protagonist gets wasted[]

  • Perp's down! The asshole's down!
  • Suspect is down, I repeat; suspect is down!
  • Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

When in danger[]

  • We need some FUCKING BACKUP!
  • Can't we just drop a missile on this moron?!
  • Goddammit! Fall back NOW!
  • Aw, Jesus!
  • Oh, boy!
  • Fall back!
  • I NEED BACKUP!
  • BACK! FALL BACK!
  • AW, HELL... I'M PINNED DOWN HERE!
  • I NEED HELP!
  • Call in NOOSE, now!
  • 1199! We need help down here!

Taunting criminals[]

  • Criminal scum!
  • Motherfucker!
  • Piece o' crap!
  • You peeing in your pants now?!
  • You stupid piece of crap!
  • You're done!
  • You scumbag!
  • Never mess with me!
  • Fucking jerk!
  • I never lose, moron!
  • DIE!
  • I'll kill you, you piece of garbage!
  • Piece of garbage!
  • I can just kill you and make up a reason later!
  • It's over!
  • Shitdick. You hear me? Shitdick!
  • You motherfuckin' asshole!
  • Suck my cock!
  • Eat my ass!
  • Would you look at that, you made me take out my gun..
  • You want a war?! You got it!
  • Get fucked!
  • Hell fuckin' yeah!
  • Give it up!

When being followed[]

  • Quit following me!

When multiple protagonists are wanted simultaneously[]

  • I swear, I'll shoot you ONE BY ONE!
  • You are finished, dickhead! Stop! (in car chase)
  • Where'd they go?! (when sight is lost, but can be heard regardless in any situation)

When on the dispatch radio[]

  • Dispatch, this animal's behind the wheel!
  • Dispatch, suspect has entered the metro!
  • Dispatch, suspect has entered the freeway!
  • Dispatch, suspect is on foot! I repeat, suspect is on foot!
  • Dispatch, he's got a minigun!
  • This is air support; suspect is heading north.
  • This is air support, we have a visual on the suspect.
  • Reporting 1183! (Police code for an accident)
  • Dispatch, suspect's vehicle in a collision!
  • The suspect is leaving the freeway!
  • Dispatch, suspect is leaving the freeway, now!
  • We're airborne and moving in. Over.
  • This is air support, we've lost the suspect.
  • Eagle 10 here. We have a visual on the ground?
  • We have a visual. Moving in.
  • This is air support, we have him heading east.
  • We got eyes, he's on foot. Over.
  • This is Eagle Three, we don't see the suspect!
  • Suspect is heading west, do you copy?
  • Suspect is heading east.
  • Dispatch, suspect is on foot.
  • Eye in the sky has no visual!
  • I got eyes on the suspect!
  • Anyone have a camera anywhere?
  • We need some fucking backup!

After nearly getting run over[]

  • Hey! Watch it!

When greeted[]

  • Hey.

When chatting to other officers[]

  • Yeah! *Chuckle*
  • Appreciate it.
  • I met this girl on a 459 call (police code for a burglary)... she's the victim's roommate. Hot as hell. I told her I may have to question her again.
  • No, shit.

Female officers[]

White female LSPD officers[]

  • I've got your six!
  • What did ya think was going to happen?
  • The greatest country on Earth doesn't take kindly to criminal scum.
  • We need backup!
  • You just messed up, pal!
  • LSPD, there's nowhere to go, stop the vehicle. (on the megaphone)
  • Move dammit, police in pursuit (during a police pursuit and if she crashes into another car)
  • I'm going in!
  • Give yourself up!
  • I need backup, now!
  • Let's keep it moving!
  • Don't lose him!
  • Police, you're only making this worse! (on the megaphone)
  • Please move to the side of the road!
  • I'm under heavy fire, need assistance!
  • Where do you think you're going?
  • Oh, my God!!!
  • Assaulting an officer are we?!
  • We will shoot out your tires!
  • Suspect is down!
  • Stop, police! (on the megaphone)
  • Disengage and fall back!
  • You got the right to die!
  • Burn in hell!
  • Cease and desist, dammit!
  • End of the line, asshole!
  • Get fucked, fucker!
  • I'm gonna put you down, turd!
  • Stop the fucking vehicle! LSPD! (on the megaphone)
  • You are breaking the law! Stop! (on the megaphone)
  • Goddammit! Stop that vehicle! (on the megaphone)
  • LSPD! You will not get away! Stop now! (on the megaphone)
  • Fucking scum! (if angered or insulted)
  • Degenerate! (if angered or insulted)
  • Fucking idiot! (if angered or insulted)
  • Asshole! (if angered or insulted)
  • You suck! (if angered or insulted)
  • Turd! (if angered or insulted)
  • Jerk! (if angered or insulted)
  • Dickhead! (if angered or insulted)
  • Jackass! (if angered or insulted)
  • You bastard! (if angered or insulted)
  • What an asshole. (if angered or insulted)
  • Fucker! (if angered or insulted)
  • Son of a bitch. (if angered or insulted)

Black female LSPD officers[]

In combat[]
  • I'll fuck you up real bad!
  • You're fucked now!
  • Drop your weapon, asshole!
  • You're fucking with the wrong cop!
  • You're gonna pride for this shit!
  • Drop your weapon now!
  • Only you can call this off!
  • You're going out in the body bag!
  • You piece of shit! Give it up!
  • You're dead!
  • I'll kill you!
  • Come on then!
  • Die already!
  • You're mine!
  • You're fucked now!
  • You're going down!
  • It's over!
If angered or insulted[]
  • You piece of trash!
  • Typical fucking asshole!
  • You're shit! You know that?
  • Waste of space.
  • Dickhead.
  • What a cot.
  • Motherfucker!
  • Fuck you!
  • Go to hell!
  • Screw you.
  • Bitch!
  • You fucker.
On the megaphone[]
  • Stop and turn the car, now!
  • LSPD, stop your car! (an alternate version of this quote exists but she says it in a more aggressive tone)
  • Stop your car, and get out of the road!
  • This is the LSPD! Stop your car now!
  • I said stop the car, asshole! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • Stop your fucking car! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • LSPD asshole! Stop the car! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • You don't stop the car, I'm shooting out the tires! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • You deaf, asshole?! Stop the car! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • I'm warning you're going to be a bullet asshole! Stop! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • Stop the vehicle now.
  • You! Stop the vehicle.
  • LSPD. Stop your vehicle and step out.
  • Stop and step out of the vehicle.
  • Stop. Turn off and get out of the vehicle.
  • You don't turn off that vehicle, we're gonna have to tow it.
  • I said stop the fucking vehicle! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • Stop the fucking vehicle and get out!
  • Hey asshole! Stop the fucking vehicle now!
  • You hear me? Stop that vehicle!
  • This one is bad for you! Stop your vehicle!
  • LSPD dickhead! Stop the vehicle!
  • Pull over! This is the police!
  • Stop that car! LSPD!
  • I need you to pull the car over!
  • Hit the brakes! Now!
  • Stop the damn car!
  • Last warning! Pull over now! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • I will tell you again! Stop the car! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • Stop the fucking car! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • LSPD you need to pull over, now! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving)
  • LSPD, stop the vehicle!
  • This is the police! Pull over!
  • Pull over to the side of the road!
  • I need you to stop that vehicle!
  • Pull over! LSPD!
  • LSPD! Let's hit those brakes!
  • Pull over! Now! (if you refuse to pull over/stop the vehicle when being told to)
  • Stop the vehicle NOW! (in a more aggressive tone, if you refuse to stop the vehicle when being told to)
  • What part of stop don't you understand?! (if you refuse to stop the vehicle when being told)
  • Pull, the fuck, over!
  • You're starting to piss me off! Pull over! (if you refuse to stop the vehicle when being told to)
  • Stop the damn vehicle!

Sheriff[]

  • Son of a bitch! (when insulted or angered, an alternate version exists when he is combat but he says it in a more aggressive tone)
  • Inbred dickward!
  • When I say go, shoot this asshole!
  • When I give the signal, shoot this asshole!
  • Throw them fucking keys out the window!
  • Keys out of the ignition, now!
  • You need to pull over now!
  • Police, stop your car.
  • You piss me off, stop!
  • Pull the hell over! (on the megaphone)
  • Please, stop the car! (on the megaphone)
  • Stop that vehicle right now! (on the megaphone)
  • I'm ordering you to stop!
  • Let's see those hands right now!
  • Don't make me kill you, asshole!
  • Now, now!
  • Don't worry buddy!
  • Get in there!
  • I don't think so buddy!
  • Well look at you, all slow and dumb.
  • Reach for the sky, buddy!
  • Well, well look who it is.
  • Not on my watch!
  • We're gonna lose him!
  • Shit, we cannot lose this turd burger!
  • He's getting away!
  • This asshole must be on PCP. We're losing him!
  • Asshole.
  • You ugly-ass piece of shit.
  • You people never learn!
  • I'm warning you, kill the engine!
  • Imma beat you when I catch you!
  • Watch my back!
  • I don't get paid enough for this shit.
  • Where's my cover?!
  • Police! Put her out!
  • We gotta fall back!
  • You asshole!
  • Get out of the damn way!
  • Don't make me turn you into an internet video, asshole.
  • You're surrounded.
  • You got me?!
  • Stop your vehicle!
  • Stop the vehicle now...
  • Shoot the tires out!
  • You dumb ass, put that away!
  • Hands in the air!
  • What a waste a' time!
  • Give me a break with that shit!
  • Do not take...another..step!
  • Nowhere to go!
  • Asshole is on [road/highway], turning [direction turned].
  • You 'ave pissed me off! Stop!
  • Turn off the engine in your vehicle. (on the megaphone)
  • Pull over to the side of the road.
  • Now we both know, that ain't a good idea!
  • Take him out!
  • Stop the fucking vehicle! (on the megaphone)
  • We need NOOSE down here now!
  • Stop the vehicle, we need to have a little chat! (on the megaphone)
  • Are you deaf? Stop the vehicle! (on the megaphone, if the player refuses to stop the vehicle)
  • I am not accustomed to repeating myself! Stop! (on the megaphone, if the player refuses to stop the vehicle)
  • What part of stop don't you understand?! (on the megaphone, if the player refuses to stop the vehicle)
  • I've got an idea to end this for good!
  • On my mark, go guns blazing!

NOOSE[]

  • Stop, right now!
  • This is NOOSE! You're screwed!
  • Come on, make me put you down!
  • Give us a sec' to reload!
  • Killing makes my dick hard!
  • This shit ends right now!
  • DIE! "screams while firing"
  • Do us a favour and give the fuck up!
  • Move in!
  • We're taking casualties.
  • Man down, I repeat, man down!
  • Man down, I repeat, M.O.S is down!
  • Somebody help me!
  • Son of a bitch.
  • I don't see him!
  • She's gonna blow!
  • For the love of God!
  • There's the bastard!
  • Cover yourself!
  • Who's got eyes??!!
  • Stop! And put your hands in the air!
  • You're going down!
  • Protect yourself, there's shrapnel everywhere!
  • The threat has been neutralised.
  • Holy shit!
  • Visual contact lost!
  • Drop your fucking weapon!
  • DROP FUCKIN' EVERYTHING!
  • Drop your weapon now!
  • I'M THE LAST THING YOU'RE EVER GONNA SEE!
  • Kiss the dirt!
  • Fuckin' pussy!
  • I kill for a living!
  • Drop the gun, or I'll shoot!
  • I can, and will kill you!
  • I, will use deadly force!
  • Nobody's going to your funeral!
  • Kill him!
  • Charlie's hit!
  • You want war?! YOU GOT IT!
  • One of us is gonna die!
  • You motherfuckin' asshole!
  • Shitface!
  • You fucker!
  • Loser!
  • Might as well give up!

Park Ranger[]

  • I'm a trained professional.
  • Up there.
  • Kifflom
  • You're nothing but a punk.
  • Sorry, I'm just looking for Pumas.
  • I've come to the conclusion that people come to ruin the park then to enjoy it.
  • You're in big trouble now.
  • Hey, no weapons in my park!
  • Heavens Above!

Air Traffic Controllers[]

  • You are in a restricted air space! Divert your course or you will be shot down!
  • This is a no fly zone! Divert your course!
  • Attention aircraft, this airspace is prohibited. Reverse course now.
  • You are flying in restricted airspace. Turn around immediately!
  • You have entered Fort Zancudo Airspace. Divert immediately! (Fort Zancudo Only).
  • You are in the Fort Zancudo no fly zone, divert your course. (Fort Zancudo Only).
  • This is U.S. Army airspace. Divert or we will take you down. (Fort Zancudo Only).

Paramedics[]

After seeing the corpse[]

  • There it is!
  • I see the body!

While trying to resuscitate the person[]

  • Don't die on me!
  • Any signs of life?
  • There's still hope!
  • Only God can save this one.
  • We might be too late!
  • It's not looking good!
  • This one might be tough!
  • Wow! This is a tough one!
  • I'm here!
  • Stay calm! I can save you!

When failing to save the dead person[]

  • Nope, this one's gone. I tried my best!
  • We were too late!
  • 'City of saints'? More like 'city of death'!
  • We tried our best!
  • This is why I drink.
  • Might as well get the body bag out.
  • Why did we even come here?
  • It's not our fault.
  • I hate when this happens.
  • So much for lowering the murder rate.
  • We're way too late.
  • I tried my best!
  • We did all we could.
  • I did everything within my power.
  • We did everything by the book.
  • Wow, another D.O.A!
  • It's a wrap for this one.
  • They're gone bro.
  • Yep, this one's gone.
  • Mom's right, I should move to Vice City.
  • Can't wait until my shift is over.
  • Where's my stash of Tequila?
  • We didn't get here in time!
  • This state must be cursed!
  • Next time, there's always a next time.
  • That was depressing!
  • I really need to take a vacation.
  • This sucks!
  • So close!
  • Such a waste!
  • San Andreas is a freaking death trap!

When almost hit by a vehicle[]

  • Hey, watch it!
  • Get down!
  • Watch it!
  • Slow down!
  • Woah!
  • Good lord!
  • Loco!
  • Maniaco!

When angered or insulted[]

  • I'll get you!
  • Asshole!
  • Piece of shit!
  • Jackass!
  • Jerkoff!
  • You think you loco?! Come on!
  • Come on! I'm sick of you maniacos!
  • Oh, you're going to be sorry!
  • What a scumbag!
  • ¡Pinche diablo! (Fucking hell!)
  • I'ma wash you up!
  • ¡Mira que asqueroso! (Look, how disgusting!)
  • You're about to get washed!
  • Damnit, man!
  • Dick!
  • Ass!
  • You bitch!
  • Fuckface!
  • Scumbag!
  • ¡Asqueroso! (Disgusting!)
  • You idiot!
  • Nuts!
  • Damnit!
  • Crap!
  • Dipshit!

If scared[]

  • Oh damn!
  • ¡Carajo! (Shit!)
  • ¡Diablos!
  • Increíble!
  • Oh lord!
  • Woah!
  • Aaahh!
  • Oh no!
  • Jesus!
  • Oh, my God!
  • Jesus Christ!
  • This state has gone nuts.

Booty Calls[]

Liz Macallen[]

  • Will Santa let me open one gift early? (when giving the player a blowjob during taking home events)

Strippers[]

Juliet[]

  • I'm going to blow your mind! (while giving the player a blowjob during taking home events)
  • Sure! Swing by the back, and I'll be there! (after accepting to the Protagonist's request to take her home)
  • Hey sexy! (when greeting the player, only during taking home events)
  • Follow me, honey! (when at her house)
  • This way sexy! (when at her house)
  • Let's go back to my place after this. (during a private dance)
  • You wanna go to my place, baby? (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home)
  • I want you to come home to my place, sexy. (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home)
  • Wanna go private, honey? (when suggesting a private dance)
  • Let's go somewhere with a little more privacy, sugar. (when suggesting a private dance)
  • Hey, baby, want a private dance? (when suggesting a private dance)
  • Hey Frankie, wanna dance with me? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Franklin, honey! I missed you. Let's go dance. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Missed you Baby F. Let's go in the back, OK? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Hey Mike! You wanna dance with me? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Hey Mikey, let's go give you a dance. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Michael! Let's have some fun! (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Hey Trev, let me show your crazy ass a good time. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Trevor! Let's go private and you can tell me how pretty I am. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Hi T, let's go in the back and get freaky! (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Let's go, sugar. I'm waiting! (if she waits for too long for the player)
  • Come oooon, baby! (if she waits for too long for the player)
  • Loser! (after the player refuses a private dance)
  • Dipshit! (after the player refuses a private dance)
  • Need some cash, baby. (if the player doesn't have enough money)
  • I don't do charity work, honey. Get some money. (if the player doesn't have enough money)

Infernus[]

  • You like this fat ass? (during a private dance)
  • I'll give you whatever you want! (when taking her home)
  • I know you want it! (during a private dance)
  • You know you want it! (during a private dance)
  • You're making me so hot! (during a private dance)
  • Let's go to the back room baby. (when suggesting a private dance to the protagonist)
  • Wanna go in the back with me baby? (when suggesting a private dance to the protagonist)
  • Hey you want a private dance? (when suggesting a private dance to the protagonist)
  • You know you want a private dance from me Trevor. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Hey Trevor, want to go in the back with me? (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • You want to party with me Trevor? (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Oh hello Mikey, want to come with me? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Private dance Michael? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • I want some alone time with my VIP. What do you say Mikey? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Franklin, I missed you baby. Want a dance? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Franklin, you want a private dance baby? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Oh, Franklin. Come with me to the back. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Follow Infernus. I will take care of you! (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance)
  • Come on, this way, don't be shy. (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance)
  • Am I getting you hard, baby? (during a private dance)
  • Oh yeah, that's my song! (during a private dance)
  • Just one more dance? You know you want it! (when asking for another private dance)
  • Alright, any time you want it come see me baby. (after the player refuses a private dance)
  • Okay honey, I will be waiting. (after the player refuses a private dance)
  • Okay baby, when you're ready. (after the player refuses a private dance)
  • Let's take this party somewhere more private. (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home)
  • Want to come by my place? (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home)
  • Gonna make it rain dimes? What a joke. (if the player doesn't have enough money)
  • Your cash flow is pathetic. (if the player doesn't have enough money)
  • Get a bank roll and come see me. (if the player doesn't have enough money)

Cheetah[]

  • I feel so hot! (during a private dance)
  • You want a special dance, just for you?
  • Right this way baby! (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance)
  • You like this, don't you baby? (during a private dance)
  • Mmm, I feel all sweaty! (during a private dance)
  • Oh god! This makes me horny as hell! (during a private dance)
  • You man enough for another? (when asking for another private dance)
  • Come on, follow my sweet ass! (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance)
  • You want me to get naked for you? (offering the protagonist a private dance)
  • Oh Franky, you came back for me I knew it. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Franklin! You're making me wet, come with me. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • I told you you'd be back for me, follow me close. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • I know what you like Mikey, come on. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Hey Mikey! You came back for more, huh? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • I know you, Michael, ain't it, Come on baby. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Mmmm Trevor you animal, I knew you'd come back. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • If ain't Trevor! Time for another special dance, huh? (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Come on, you crazy stud. Come and snuff my sweat. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Money's the only thing that turns me on. (if the player doesn't have enough money)
  • You got no green, you don't get no pink. (if the player doesn't have enough money)

Chastity[]

  • You want a private dance or what? (when asking for a private dance)
  • You want a private dance right? (when asking for a private dance)
  • You look like you want a private dance. (when asking for a private dance)
  • Franklin! Oh baby, please buy a dance... (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Franklin! I missed you-buy dance ok? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Franklin! Come party with me honey... (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Mikey! Cmon, buy a dance ok? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Mike! Buy a dance honey. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Michael, I missed you-buy a dance! (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Trevor! Hell yeah! Cmon, let's party! (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Treeev! Let's party dude, cmon... (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Trevor! Cmon, buy a dance from me. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Right this way, sir. (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance)
  • Follow me please? (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance)
  • No finance, no romance. (if the player doesn't have enough money)
  • You gotta have a J-O-B to party with ME. (if the player doesn't have enough money)

Nikki[]

  • You want a private dance? (when asking for a private dance)
  • You wanna go in the back, sugar? (when asking for a private dance)
  • Let's go in the back, Franklin! (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Hey, Franks let's go in the back, baby. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Franklin! Wanna go in the back? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Hi Michael! Wanna go in the back? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Hey Mike, you wanna go in the back, right? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Michael, Michael, Micheal Let's go in the back. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • It's my favorite pervert, let's go in the back. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • In the back Trev, let's get freaky. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • T, I know what you need, In the back, now. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Oh yea baby! (during a private dance)
  • Just follow me, sugar. (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance)
  • You like this sugar? (during a private dance)
  • I think I'd like to hang out with you later! (during a private dance)
  • You feeling it? (during a private dance)
  • That feel good? (during a private dance)
  • Why don't we take this show back to my place? (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home)
  • Hi there lover! (after the protagonist picks her up to take her home)
  • You're gonna enjoy this! (while taking her home)
  • Just keep your eyes on this ass and follow me! (when at her house)
  • No cash, no ass. It's just simple rules. (if the player doesn't have enough money)
  • This ain't the barter system, busta. (if the player doesn't have enough money)

Fufu[]

  • Want a dance in the back? (when suggesting a private dance)
  • You look like you need a dance honey. (when suggesting a private dance)
  • So rude! (after the player refuses a private dance)
  • You looking good Franklin, wanna dance? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Franky baby come dance with me! (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • You so hot franklin, let's dance. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Michael you've returned! Let's Dance. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Been missing you Mikey, let's dance. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Shall we dance Michael!? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Ready to dance, Trevor? (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Let's get your seat in the back Trevor. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Your my favorite Trevor let's dance! (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • When you get paid come here first honey! (if the player doesn't have enough money)
  • Got to pay to play babe! Another time maybe. (if the player doesn't have enough money)

Peach[]

  • You should see me pop it in private, Franklin. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • You know you want this, Franklin. What's up? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Let's head to back, Franklin. You won't regret it. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • You want a private dance, Mike? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Come in the back with me, Mike. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Hey Mike, you owe me a dance. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Let's head to the back, Trevor. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • I got a new move I want to try on you, Trevor. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Trevor, let's go in the back and get nasty. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Come back on pay day, love. (if the player doesn't have enough money)
  • You can't even make it drizzle, trick! (if the player doesn't have enough money)

Sapphire[]

  • We should go to the back! What do you say? (when suggesting a private dance)
  • Wanna head to the back? (when suggesting a private dance)
  • Wanna get sexy in private? (when suggesting a private dance)
  • Hey Franklin, take a girl to the back? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Wanna go the back Franklin? (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • I missed you, Franklin, Let's party in private. (when asking Franklin for a private dance)
  • Wanna a dance in the back mikey? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Hi mikey, wanna go party. (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • Mikey, Wanna private dance? (when asking Michael for a private dance)
  • You wanna go party in the back trev? (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Trevs, can we go the back? (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Trev, baby let's get some privacy. (when asking Trevor for a private dance)
  • Ok, you know where I am. (after the player refuses a private dance)
  • Follow me. (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance)
  • You came to a strip club with no money? (if the player doesn't have enough money)
  • What a loser. Go make some money baby. (if the player doesn't have enough money)

Pedestrians[]

Grand Theft Auto V is the first game that allows the player to greet pedestrians by pressing right on the D-Pad on consoles or the 'E' button on the PC version. However, when playing as Trevor, the player cannot greet pedestrians; instead, by pressing this button near one will cause him to insult them. Also greeting the same pedestrian three times will also cause other protagonists to insult them, if there has been a lack of response. A pedestrian will either run away, call the police, or pick a fight with the player after being threatened. Threatening a law enforcement officer, will obviously give the player a one star. Some pedestrians will form conversations with the player on rare occasions such as telling the player (except Trevor) about their stories; if the protagonist replies to this pedestrian he will either respond politely or sarcastically. If the protagonist is driving a supercar or expensive car, pedestrians will comment positively on it and take pictures as well although this does not work with the Infernus, Comet, Bullet, Zentorno or Turismo R. In some situation, some pedestrians may ignore the player's insulting no matter how many times the player insults them. (For example, when Trevor sobered up at a beach, he may see an obese woman. No matter how many times Trevor insults her, she won't respond to Trevor's.)

Pilots[]

If the player steals his vehicle[]

  • I'ma stand my ground!
  • You're just an asshole!
  • I am not putting up with any of this nonsense!
  • You a hoe!

Prostitutes[]

While looking for customers[]

  • Hey baby! Looking for a date?
  • Hey sugar.
  • You look like you've had a rough night. Want some company?

If rejected[]

  • Come back when you changed your mind.

During oral sex[]

  • Oh, I'm gonna swallow all of your cum!
  • I want it, I want it!
  • Mmmm, it tastes so good!
  • Ohh, yeah... That's a big one!
  • Mmm, your cock tastes so good!

Mexicans/Taxi Drivers[]

When a player walks into them[]

  • Oh my god are you blind?!

If threatened/scared[]

  • ¡Quatre madre!
  • Fuck you, cabroncito!
  • Fuck off!
  • Fuck me in the ass!
  • We're going to hell!
  • ...Is happening?
  • This is it...!
  • This is a joke!
  • You’re kidding!
  • Oh yeah we are going to die!
  • Puta madre!
  • Oh shit!
  • Fucking Christ!
  • Oh, fuck!
  • No way!

When a player commits a crime[]

  • That’s it, I’m calling the cops!

Insulting the player[]

  • You’re a dick without a dick!
  • Dickless wander!
  • Fuck you!
  • You wanna know it rhymes with shunt?

If the player is run over[]

  • Hey, I'm sorry that I messed you up, huh?! Did I?
  • Is it weird how turned on I am?

When the player Attempts to jack a locked vehicle[]

  • You could have my ride, if you fuck me.
  • Ai puta madre, I haven’t been touched in years!

Being intimidated by a player while cowering[]

  • Don’t don’t kill me (inaudible)...

Capitalists[]

If threatened[]

  • I am in no fucking mood... for this!
  • Look, I'm having a bad day, okay?! Sorry!
  • Probably an idiot liberal.
  • Probably flunked out of school.
  • What's wrong with the world?!
  • What a fucking asshole!
  • You REALLY want to mess... with me?!

Gangsters[]

If insulted by Michael or Trevor[]

  • Old-ass motherfucker!

If annoyed[]

  • I'm tough kid, I've been through the struggle!
  • You're acting like a real sellout!
  • Get your hand out of my pocket!
  • I'll end your breath and begin your death!
  • I'll send you back to the prison of god!
  • The intellectual thug, is victorius!
  • Stop dancing with the devil, sellout!
  • Tap-dancing sellout!
  • Stop all that tap-dancing, sellout!
  • It's the motherfucking struggle!
  • Fool, I squab like it's my only job!
  • Fuck your struggle!
  • Damn devil's got me struggling!
  • These devils, they can eat a dick!

When talking to strangers[]

  • We must increase the peace!
  • I hear that!
  • Keep struggling, alright?
  • Tell 'em devils to eat a big dick!

If scared[]

  • This shit need to stop!
  • You wicked devil!
  • You see that shit over there?!

Industrial Workers[]

If annoyed[]

  • Dirtbag!
  • It's on, chump!
  • You messing with a grown-ass man!
  • I'm gonna mess you up!
  • Pond scum!
  • Balls!
  • You picked the wrong guy!
  • Damn degenerate!
  • Moron!

If scared[]

  • OH, DAMN!
  • Jay crimity!
  • Damnit! I'm calling the cops!
  • Hello, police?! Get down here right away!
  • No effin' way!
  • Oh, God; I don't want to die!
  • Damn!
  • Christ alive!

Security Guards/Gruppe Sechs staff/Securoserv Bodyguards[]

If the player is wanted[]

  • I see him!
  • That's him!

If threatened or annoyed[]

  • Are you questioning my authority?
  • Security, one. Asshole, zero.
  • I have a license to use this!
  • This is not a water gun!
  • Don't walk into a man with a loaded weapon!
  • Well, I guess someone has to be beaten down for something.
  • I knew you were a pussy!
  • I'm gonna crack your fuckin' head open!

If greeted[]

  • Hey, man.

If stared at[]

  • What do you want?
  • What the fuck do you want?
  • You're in trouble now!
  • Fuck off!
  • You want something?
  • Hey prick, got a problem?

In combat[]

  • Get some of this!
  • Eat my shit!
  • He's shooting at me!
  • Prick!
  • You, fucker!
  • Shithead!
  • Asshole!
  • Watch my back!
  • What's my name, bitch?
  • Arrgh!
  • Drop the firearm, now!
  • Diee!
  • You fuckin' piece of shit!
  • You fuckin' loser!
  • You're dead!
  • There we go!
  • Let's finish this!
  • ¡Cabrón!
  • Let's end this asshole!
  • I'll kill you!
  • Die, you fuckin' assholes!
  • Oh-oh, I will end you!
  • You motherfucker!
  • ¡Hijo de puta!
  • Screw you!
  • Drop your weapon!
  • Move on, damn it!
  • I don't wanna be here!
  • Put your hands up!
  • Hands where I can see them!
  • Shows over asshole!
  • Come on, give it up!
  • Get me outta here!
  • What the fuck am I doing?!?
  • You fuckin' idiot!
  • Hey, ass-face!
  • He's gonna kill me!
  • You piece of shit!
  • Fuck!
  • Who's the man?
  • Go to hell!
  • Screw you all!

If hit[]

  • Help me!

When reloading[]

  • I gotta reload!
  • Reload, reload!
  • Reloading!
  • I need reload, I need reload!
  • I'm outta fuckin' bullets, hold on!
  • Shit, I'm out!
  • I'm running outta ammo!
  • Reloading here!
  • Fuckin' slippery bullets!
  • I gotta reload, OK?!?Just one second!

If guard is hit[]

  • He's been hit!
  • He's down!
  • Oh, my God, Albert got shot!
  • Fuck, man down!
  • Help! Somebody's been shot!
  • Oh my God, he shot him!
  • One guard's been hit!
  • Fuckin' Franco just got hit!
  • My partner's down!
  • You okay?
  • Help! They shot my buddy! Help!

While taking cover[]

  • Holy shit!
  • Find cover guys, please!
  • Keep behind something!
  • Fall back, everyone! Fall back!
  • Keep behind some shit!
  • Shit, everyone, take cover!
  • Keep your head down!
  • Holy shit, man! Hide!

If player is hidden[]

  • Oh err... I can't see him!
  • We've lost that fucker!
  • Oh, great. Where did he go?
  • Where did he go?
  • Wuf! I think he's gone!

Pulling the player out of a vehicle[]

  • Handling like a professional.
  • I want you out!
  • My ride, ni**a.
  • Hey, fuck you! You ain't takin' my shit!
  • I can't just let you take that.
  • Never mess with the professional.
  • And the training kicks in.
  • Oh shit. What the fuck am I doing?
  • This is fuckin' crazy!

Strip Club Bouncer[]

  • Michael, man! Good to see you! (when greeting Michael)
  • My boy Mike! Good to see you! (when greeting Michael)
  • Mr. De Santa! Good to see you! (when greeting Michael)
  • My boy Frank! Good to see you! (when greeting Franklin)
  • What's up, Mr. C? (when greeting Franklin)
  • Hey boss! How's it going, Trevor? (when greeting Trevor after the mission Hang Ten)
  • Mr. Philips! Hope all is well sir! (when greeting Trevor after the mission Hang Ten)
  • No guns allowed! (if the protagonist brandishes a gun)
  • Hey, hey, hey; no firearms. (if the protagonist brandishes a gun)
  • Hey, you enjoy yourself; alright?
  • Come on in.

Jamaicans[]

Talking to other pedestrians[]

  • What's goin' on, my dude?
  • Hey, you're my dude, right?
  • Hey what's goin' on, brother?
  • Yeah, what's cracking?

If scared[]

  • Oh fuck!
  • Shit my damn pants!
  • Man fuck that shit!
  • Motherfucker!

Construction Workers[]

Shocked[]

  • What in the world?!
  • Holy shit!
  • ¡Dios mío!
  • Fuck me!

Angered[]

  • Fucking cocksucker!
  • You cocksucker!
  • Freaking motherfucker!
  • Stupid dick!
  • ¡Pendejo!
  • Damn!
  • ¡Cabrón!
  • Jerk!
  • ¡Puta!
  • I'm gonna knock some sense into you!
  • You must want a black eye!
  • Scumbag!
  • Ass!

Older Indian women[]

General conversation[]

  • Hello.
  • How are you?
  • Yes./No.
  • Goodbye.
  • See you soon.
  • Thank you.
  • Kifflom.
  • Things have been very nasty, indeed, since my husband's job was outsourced. Very, very nasty.

Talking to pedestrians across the street[]

  • Hello there!
  • Hello! It's me!
  • Hello! I'm over here!
  • Obviously!
  • Well, of course!
  • Most definitely!
  • I'll see you soon!
  • Next time, let's stand closer together.
  • Until the next time!

Phone conversations[]

  • Hello, Mom? Is this a good time? ...Alas, we are growing desperate. ...Things haven't been the same since Ramani's job was outsourced. ...Congress really needs to do something to protect our jobs. We have families! ...I have another call, it might be a recruiter, or the coffee grinders.
  • Sorry, I couldn't call you back earlier Deepa. I was driving. ...Okay, you are right. Not actually driving, more like sitting in traffic. ...At least back home you didn't get attitude from the fucking other drivers. ...They just stare at you out their windows and see how your tire walls and GPS stack up against theirs. ...I need to get a smoothie, I'm still hot under the collar.
  • May I speak to Ramani, please? ...Of course, he works there! He's my husband. ...Outsourced? When? ...Where's he been going everyday for three months, then? ...Listen, I want to speak- Hello?
  • This is Mrs. Ananda. I'm interested in a remortgage. ...Our condo is brand new, my husband's job was outsourced right after we bought it. ...I know! All they think of is profit, profit, profit. ...Never a care in the realm for all the hard-working, well-educated, English speaking locals. ...Who are the coffee grinders?

Car dialogue[]

  • Listen here! You can't just stop there and block everyone! (when the player is blocking a car)
  • You simply have to move this instant!
  • Oh, dear! (when the player crashes into them)
  • Can't you drive!?
  • Where did you come from!?
  • How dare you! (when carjacked)
  • Get out of here right now!
  • Go back to middle school! (when re-jacking car)
  • I suppose I should take you to a hospital now. (when running over the player)
  • Why do you have to be such a bother? Pay more attention to your surroundings.

Interacting with the player[]

  • Be more careful. (when bumped into)
  • Look where you're going!
  • Careful! (when dodging a car)
  • Please! My husband was just outsourced! (when threatened with a gun)
  • That firearm was made in Pakistan, it might backfire. (when unafraid of gun)
  • Do you want me to call the authorities?
  • This is an outrage! I'm calling the police!
  • Hello? Yes, can you send an officer here right away?
  • Yes, police? There's an urgent situation developing here.
  • You disgusting spectacle of a person. (reacting to Trevor)

Shocked/Frightened[]

  • Oh, shit!
  • Oh, fuck!
  • Damn it.
  • Oh, damn.
  • Help me!
  • I don't want to die!
  • What!?
  • What's that!?
  • It can't be!
  • Oh my goodness!
  • Gracious!
  • It's none of my concern.
  • Americans! (when running from a fight)

Angered[]

  • Curse you and your entire family!
  • May your family rot in hell!
  • Go to hell.
  • I hope you die a horrible death.
  • This is why they call me the pradesh punisher! (engaging in a fight)
  • Try getting up after one of my haymakers!

Other Pedestrians[]

When witnessing crime[]

  • Look at this!
  • Look at that...
  • Wow...
  • You see that (laughing)...
  • Fuck me!
  • We gotta get outa here!
  • We gotta call the sheriff!
  • Holy shit, help!
  • Help me!
  • Save me!
  • What the hell?!
  • Oh fuck!
  • I gotta call my wife!
  • That shit is burning my breakfast!
  • What the!
  • What is happening?!
  • Fucking Christ!
  • Oh sweet Jesus!
  • Oh no!
  • Heavens!
  • Jesus Christ!
  • I gotta post this online!
  • Oh dear God!
  • Oh my God!
  • Oh shit!
  • Christ!
  • No!
  • This is too much!
  • Is this a flashback?!
  • Jesus!
  • That’s just wrong!
  • Holy shit!

When threatening a player or in combat[]

  • You piece of shit!
  • Go fuck your mama in pieces!
  • Fuck you!
  • You're a loser!
  • You’re a nobody!
  • Why do you even exist?!
  • You bastard!
  • You fucking shit!

Shopkeepers[]

Los Santos Customs[]

When entering the store[]

  • Here for the magic touch?
  • What can the best mechanic in LS do for you?
  • What miracle did you want me to perform?
  • How's it going?
  • Ain't a better mechanic in town than me!
  • What's good?
  • Hey, there.
  • What brings you in today?
  • Best quality service in LS!
  • What's wrong with it now?
  • You here for something special?

When leaving[]

  • C'mon, don't waste my time. (If you don't buy anything)
  • I have other customers, you know! (If you don't buy anything)
  • Dick! (If you don't buy anything)
  • See you next time!
  • Bye.
  • Enjoy!

When a vehicle has been repaired[]

  • All patched up!
  • Better than what you came in, that's for sure!
  • Good to go!
  • Better than new!

If you take a long time choosing an item[]

  • You just going to browse all day?
  • Just holler if you need something.
  • You need something?

If you attempt to choose an item that has not yet been unlocked[]

  • Sorry, it's on back order.
  • If we ain't got it, you don't need it!

When buying an exhaust customisation[]

  • It's like giving the finger to mother nature! Awesome!
  • American muscle!

When buying a questionable customisation[]

  • Is that street legal? Ah, who cares?

Buying car armour[]

  • If you're driving on Grove Street: you should be just fine!
  • Have you got beef with the Ballas or something?
  • This shit? It might stop a missile!
  • I'll put it like this: it ain't gonna rust, okay?
  • Safe as a tick on a dog's ass!
  • You could drive off a cliff in that!

If you try to come in with cops on you (last-gen)[]

  • I'm not accomplice material, sorry.
  • I do not serve felons. Sorry.

If you enter in a cop uniform[]

  • How's it going, chief?

If you constantly enter the store too much[]

  • Leave me alone!

If you manage to walk in and then brandish a gun[]

  • This ain't Ammu-Nation. Put it away.

Ammu-Nation[]

  • Ammu-Nation: protecting your second amendment.
  • Aw, look at you two together, what a lovely fucking couple! (when buying a gun or piece of armor)
  • I bet you'll want to use that the second you get out the door! (when buying a gun or piece of armor)
  • Holy shit! I could smell you before I could even see you, dude! (When entering the store as Trevor)
  • Now, you're the apocalypse I worry about, friend! (When entering the store as Trevor)
  • Here's a man I trust with firearms! (when entering the store as Michael)
  • That's good for family events! (when buying ammo)
  • Now that is quality right there! (when buying ammo)
  • These are what I like to call statement weapons! (when looking through heavier weapons)
  • You need a receipt? For taxes? (when buying ammo or firearms)
  • I don't keep a record of purchases!
  • Now here's what I like to see! A young man with an interest in the second amendment! (if the store is entered as Franklin)
  • I've got 10 bucks that says someone's up for a little drive-by tonight! (if the store is entered as Franklin)
  • You look like a friend of mine I accidentally shot at a party! What are the odds, huh? (when buying ammo or firearms)
  • This is your fight, friend!
  • I can't have police in here. Scram!
  • You gotta lose this heat, friend!
  • Can you come back when the fuckin' heat's died down?! Jesus!
  • I can't have you in here with a police escort...
  • You trying to get me shut down? Scram!

24/7/Rob's Liquor/Scoops Liquor Barn/LTD[]

  • Hello, welcome to my store! (Indian clerks, when entering)
  • Hello, you are my first customer. (Indian clerks, when entering)
  • Shoplifters will be prosecuted! (Indian clerks, while shoplifting)
  • No stealing! Not in my store! (Indian clerks, while shoplifting)
  • Why, hello. (Indian clerks, when entering)
  • I can't help you when the cops are after you! (Indian clerks, when entering the store with a wanted level)
  • You're a wanted individual! I cannot serve you! (Indian clerks, when entering the store with a wanted level)
  • I'll be watching you! (Chinese clerks, when entering)
  • Ah, welcome. (Chinese clerks, when entering)
  • Welcome. (Chinese clerks, when entering the store)
  • I cannot serve felons! Get out! (Chinese clerks, when entering the store with a wanted level)
  • Ah, good choice! (Chinese clerks, after buying something)
  • Ah, there you go! (Chinese clerks, after buying something)
  • Another happy customer! (after buying something)
  • Hey! I am watching you, thief! (Chinese clerks, while shoplifting)
  • This shop is popular with cops! You must leave now! (Chinese clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode)
  • You bring trouble! Please leave! (Chinese clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode)
  • Get the hell out of my shop! (Chinese clerks, if the player has pulled out a gun in story mode)
  • I will not stand for this! You! Get out! (Chinese clerks, if the player has pulled out a gun in story mode)
  • Enough! Get out! No money for you! (Chinese clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • I'm not scared of you, punk! Cops are on way! Get out while you still can! (Chinese clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • No! Screw you! I'm not giving you my money! (Chinese clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • No, please! Don't shoot! (Chinese clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Oh, no! Please! I will give you money! (Chinese clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Okay, okay! Don't do anything stupid! (Chinese clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Okay! Don't shoot! (Chinese clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Okay! I give you what you want! Stay calm! (Chinese clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Okay, okay, I get the drill! (Chinese clerks, during a robbery in online mode)
  • Take it easy, I'm doing it! (Chinese clerks, during a robbery in online mode)
  • Okay! Okay! I'm going as fast as I can! (Chinese clerks, when being intimidated)
  • No! Please! I'm moving as fast as I can! (Chinese clerks, when being intimidated)
  • I can't go any faster, please! (Chinese clerks, when being intimidated)
  • You?! No! Get out! (Chinese clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode)
  • No! I know you! Get out! (Chinese clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode)
  • You are not welcome stupid asshole! Cops are coming! (Chinese clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode)
  • Always five minutes before I go home! (Indian clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode)
  • I just started my shift! Great! (Indian clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode)
  • Shit! I was just about to leave! (Indian clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode)
  • I'm not giving it to you! OK?! (Indian clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • No way! I'm not going to do it! (Indian clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • You know what? You don't scare me! (Indian clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • I-I'll do whatever you want! (Indian clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Okay, don't hurt me! (Indian clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Okay, okay! I don't want to die! (Indian clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Please don't use that on me! (Indian clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • There is no need to hurt me! (Indian clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Okay, okay, I'm putting money in the bag! (Indian clerks, during a robbery in online mode)
  • I'm doing my best! (Indian clerks, while being intimidated)
  • I'm hurrying! I'm hurrying! (Indian clerks, while being intimidated)
  • Please! I don't have any more! (Indian clerks, after being robbed in story mode)
  • There goes the family vacation! (Indian clerks, after being robbed in online mode)
  • I really need to get insurance! (Indian clerks, after being robbed in online mode)
  • You should be ashamed of yourself! (Indian clerks, after being robbed in online mode)
  • Now please, just go! (Chinese clerks, after being robbed in online mode)
  • I hope you sleep well tonight! (Chinese clerks, after being robbed in online mode)
  • No! You leave now! You have everything! Go! (Chinese clerks, after being robbed in story mode)
  • What you want now?! You have taken all the money! Piece of shit! (Chinese clerks, after being robbed in story mode)
  • What?! I have nothing left to give! You asshole! (Chinese clerks, after being robbed in story mode)
  • I assure you this happens at least once a week! (Chinese clerks, after being robbed in online mode)
  • This store is not your personal piggy bank! (Indian clerks, when re-entering a previously robbed store in story mode)
  • Go away! I remember you! (Indian clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode)
  • You again?! Damn! (Indian clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode)
  • I got something for you alright! (Indian clerks, when pointing a shotgun at player in story mode)
  • I will NOT be a victim! (Indian clerks, when pointing a shotgun at player in story mode)
  • Just don't move for a second, okay?! (Indian clerks, when pointing a shotgun at player in story mode)
  • No! I remember you! You cause trouble! Get out! (When re-entering a previously robbed store in story mode)
  • And here comes the very first customer of the day! (Indian clerks, while entering a store in online mode)
  • No felons! Get the hell out of my store! (Spanish clerks, when entering the store with a wanted level)
  • ¡Dios Mio! Already?! I just got in! (Spanish clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode)
  • I did not need this today! (Spanish clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode)
  • One way to start my day, asshole! (Spanish clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode)
  • What a way to end the day! (Spanish clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode)
  • You don't belong back there! (Spanish clerks, if the player goes behind the counter or in the back room)
  • Screw you, big shot! No happening! (Spanish clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • You think you're so tough?! You nothing to me! (Spanish clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • You little peasant! I'm not giving you anything! (Spanish clerks, refusing to comply with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • No, no! What did I ever do to you?! (Spanish clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! Why me?! (Spanish clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Please take whatever you want! (Spanish clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode)
  • Jesus, our whole day's takings! (Spanish clerks, during a robbery in online mode)
  • Wait, wait, wait! Don't do anything stupid! (Spanish clerks, during a robbery in online mode)
  • I think I pissed myself! (Spanish clerks, while being intimidated)
  • That weapon in my face is not helping! (Spanish clerks, while being intimidated)
  • If I see your face in here again... (Spanish clerks, after being robbed in online mode)
  • What you gonna do about this?! (Spanish clerks, armed while the protagonist commits a robbery)
  • Take it easy! (Spanish clerks, while being intimidated)
  • I've got nothing more to give! (Spanish clerks, after being robbed in story mode)
  • Spare me, por favor! (Spanish clerks, after being robbed in story mode)
  • You've cleaned me out! (Spanish clerks, after being robbed in story mode)
  • You again?! Damn you! (Spanish clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode)
  • Oh shit, you crazy man! Crazy! (Spanish clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode)
  • What born do you think I have?! (Spanish clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode)

Barber Shops[]

Herr Kutz Barber/O'Sheas Barbers Shop/Beach Combover Barber/Hair on Hawick[]

  • Why hello there! Have a seat!
  • Have a seat, I will take care of you, honey.
  • What do you have in mind?
  • This is some of my best work yet!
  • Oh, it's fine. Yup.
  • This is going to look so good!
  • Hmmm... There it is, I think.
  • Now where are my glasses? Oh, haha, it should be fine.
  • Come back anytime!
  • Thanks for stoppin' by.
  • What a BITCH!
  • Oh, God!
  • What the hell?!
  • What the?!
  • Please no!
  • No!!
  • What?! Don't shoot!
  • Oh, my God!

Bob Mulét[]

  • Bye bye, beautiful! (after cutting hair)
  • That was fun. See you around. (after cutting hair)
  • I love the outfit you have on today. Gorgeous! (when cutting hair)
  • What's your scent? I'm in love with it. (when cutting hair)
  • Come in, have a seat.
  • Shall we... begin?

Tattoo Parlors[]

  • Asshole! (when causing trouble inside the store)
  • Hey there, ready for some inky pain? (when entering the store)
  • Hi, uh... we don't do butterflies on the ankle! (when entering the store)
  • Whoa, a V.I.P customer. I was told to look after you. (when entering the store)
  • Later. (when leaving)
  • Be good. (when leaving)
  • I'm using this money for drugs!
  • Thanks. I need the cash.
  • Come see us again!
  • Hope you like that.
  • Yep, looks good.
  • I do gang stuff too if you need it!
  • I went to art school. Real clean work.
  • Maybe a naked lady tattoo today?
  • Can't go wrong with any of these.
  • Can't go wrong with that.
  • I do oil on canvas, you know? Besides cock piercings.
  • Tell your friends where you got that.
  • That's art, right there.
  • That's... a masterpiece. I'm good.
  • You took that well.
  • Some of my pieces have been in magazines.
  • The guy before you had a naked picture of his mom, done on his arm!
  • How about, a tear drop, by the eye? Make you look hard...

Clothes Store Clerks[]

Binco/Discount Store[]

  • So, you're uhh... looking for stuff. (when entering)
  • Oh, hi. (when entering)
  • Hi there. (when entering)
  • Oh, hey there. (when entering)
  • Sup? (when entering)
  • Hi, welcome. (when entering)
  • Hope you find it, I guess.
  • Uhh, you see anything you like?
  • Did somebody say something?
  • Looking for anything special?
  • It's like, awesome stuff everywhere.
  • What?
  • Hope you find whatever it is that you're... looking for?
  • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought...
  • Yeah, just... have a look around, it's okay.
  • Who?
  • Let me know if you need a hand, okay?
  • Uhh, over here if you need me.
  • Shout if you need me.
  • Enjoy. (when buying something)
  • Cool. (when buying something)
  • Okay, we're all done, I think. (when buying something)
  • All good. (when buying something)
  • We're done here. (when buying something)
  • Good choice. (when buying something)
  • All yours. (when buying something)
  • Uh, okay. (when buying something)
  • Hasta... (when leaving)
  • Lates... (when leaving)

Suburban[]

  • Why does someone always come in as soon as I was about to take a break? (when entering the store)
  • I'm here if you have any questions. (when entering the store)
  • I'll be here if you really need me. (when entering the store)
  • It is what it is. You don't need me. (when entering the store)
  • Look around, pretty self-explanatory. (when entering the store)
  • Oh great, a customer. (when entering the store)
  • Welcome to Suburban. (when entering the store)
  • How's it going? (when entering the store)
  • There you go. (when buying an item from the shop)
  • There you are, go crazy. (when buying an item from the shop)
  • Enjoy. (when buying an item from the shop)
  • Hope you don't regret it. (when buying an item from the shop)
  • Maybe it will suit you one day. (when buying an item from the shop)
  • Great choice. (when buying an item from the shop)
  • I like that one. (when browsing)
  • That's really nice. (when browsing)
  • That's a good price. (when browsing)
  • Welcome to the most exciting store in San Andreas. (when entering the store)
  • Hi there! Indulge in the most shopping fun ever! (when entering the store)
  • Hi there! Let me know if I can help you. (when entering the store)
  • Hi there! How are you doing today? (when entering the store)
  • Hello there. I'm here to help. (when entering the store)
  • Hey! if you need to know where something is, just ask! One of us must know. (when entering the store)
  • If you need anything, just ask. (when entering the store)
  • Let me know if I can improve your shopping experience for you. (when entering the store)
  • Give me a shout if you have a question. (when entering the store)
  • Got a question?
  • Your wish is my command, haha!
  • Perfect day for you, huh? (when buying an item from the shop)
  • Enjoy it! (when buying an item from the shop)
  • I think you made the right decision! (when buying an item from the shop)
  • There you go! (when buying an item from the shop)
  • Thanks! Have a nice day! (when leaving)
  • No, please! Don't do anything stupid! (when threatened with a firearm)
  • Please take whatever you want, just don't hurt me! (when threatened inside store)
  • Oh my god! (when threatened inside store)
  • Oh no! (when threatened inside store)
  • Help me! (when threatened inside store)

Ponsonbys[]

  • Are you going to buy anything? (when staying inside the shop for too long)
  • Either buy something, or leave! (when staying inside the shop for too long)
  • We... don't have a returns policy.
  • Take as long as you like... (when browsing)
  • We appreciate your business.
  • There you go, thank you.
  • Make sure you come back. (when leaving)
  • Bye, enjoy your purchase. (when leaving)
  • This isn't your clubhouse! (when stepping on top of furniture)
  • The police are after you, now get out of here! (when wanted)
  • I don't want to get shot. (If threatened with a firearm)
  • Oh, God. Don't shoot! (if threatened with a firearm)
  • Good God! (if threatened with a firearm)

References[]

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