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This is a list of non-mission dialogues in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Contents

Carl Johnson

Being arrested

Note: The following lines did not exist in the beta version.

  • Do I look like a gangster? I’m a businessman! (when he's rich)
  • What, you ran out of donuts?
  • You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Fuck you, po-po! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Enough now, po-po! (when he's gangsta)
  • Just shut up!
  • I ain't scared of you, bitch!
  • I don't want y'all doing nothing funny to me at the station.
  • Well done, cop. Well done.
  • Ah, screw you, cop!
  • You like big men, huh? (when he's fat)
  • My tax money go to this shit!?
  • Shut up, bitch! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Shut the fuck up, bitch! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Shut up, po-po! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Fuck you! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Shut it, punk! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • I'll find you, fool! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • I ain't scared! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • You suck, asshole! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • You're boring me! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • You gonna fail me, calling you a bitch, bitch?!? (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Fuck you, asshole!
  • I don't give a shit! (when he's gangsta)
  • You can't stop me, punk-ass cop bitch!
  • Whatever motherfucker, you don't scare me!
  • You asshole! I'm too fat to run. (when he's fat)
  • Give me something to eat! (when he's fat)
  • I'd come quietly if y'all feed me. (when he's fat)
  • I'll ruin your career for this! (when he's rich)
  • C'mon officer, I ain't no gangster! (when he's rich)
  • I can't run no more, po-po. (when he's fat)
  • Okay, okay! Shut up and give me something to eat. (when he's fat)
  • Do I look like I enjoy foot-chasing? (when he's fat)
  • You're wasting your breath!
  • You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry. (when he's fat)
  • I don't give a shit. I'm bored, and hungry. (when he's fat)
  • Ah, shut up po-po. Give me a pizza. (when he's fat)
  • Can I get a pizza over here? (When he's fat)
  • Well done, you've caught a fat bastard. (When he's fat)
  • I'm tired of running! And I'm tired of your shit! (when he's fat)
  • Look, I'm fat and out of shape, unlike all you chumps. (when he's fat)
  • If I was in shape, y'all wouldn't catch me. (when he's fat)
  • I swear I didn't do shit. (when he's rich)
  • Officer, there must be some mistake. (when he's rich)
  • Sir, I fear you're making a terrible mistake. (when he's rich)
  • Please sir, I'm just a young man trying to get ahead in life! (when he's rich)
  • Officer, untie me this instant! (when he's rich)
  • Please, officer, give me a break here! (when he's rich)
  • Do I look like a street criminal sir? (when he's rich)
  • Come on, sir! I'm an honest man! (when he's rich)
  • How on earth do you enjoy your job? (when he's fat)
  • Hey there's a lot of hoodlums out there. Why you gonna pick on me? (when he's rich)
  • Let me go, and we can both forget about this. (when he's rich)
  • I got money, officer. Take it! Make your wife happy! (when he's rich)
  • You ever get bored of your own voice? (when he's fat)
  • You got some donuts we can eat? (when he's fat)
  • You get job satisfaction, huh, one-time? (when he's gangsta)
  • You're just a punk, po-po! (when he's gangsta)
  • You gotta understand, I don't give a fuck! (when he's gangsta)
  • Yeah, well done. I bet you real happy with yourself now.
  • I'm being arrested by a bitch?! I can't believe that! (when he's gangsta)
  • Ah, shut up, copper, please! (when he's gangsta)
  • Let me go, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • You motherfucking fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Tell it to your wife or your husband or whatever you got! (when he's gangsta)
  • Police asshole! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • I don't care about your bullshit, copper! (when he's gangsta)
  • Hey, I'm walking away from this, one-time! (when he's gangsta)
  • Really frightening! I'm really scared! (when he's gangsta)
  • This makes you happy, doesn't it?
  • You just ruin your life, bitch!
  • You better lock me up, 'cause otherwise you're dead! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • You enjoy wearing that name tag, too? (when he's gangsta)
  • You're wasting your breath!
  • Enough with that bullshit, po-po! (when he's gangsta)
  • I'm seeing your face asshole!
  • Oh, you real tough bitches, huh?! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • You got a happy life for you, mister?
  • Ah, give me a break, one-time! (when he's gangsta)
  • Whatever you say, Mr. J! (when he's gangsta)
  • I don't give a shit! (when he's gangsta)
  • Shit, I'm glad I don't pay no taxes!
  • I'll tell you what, one-time, shut your fucking mouth!
  • Oh, you're big man!
  • I don't give a fuck!
  • Just don't get no ideas with that nightstick! (when he's gangsta)
  • Please, dude, do what you want, but shut up! (when he's gangsta)
  • Whatever you say, po-po! (when he's gangsta)
  • Come here and say that, bitch!
  • Shut up!
  • I'll rip your head off, you fuck!

Threatening someone with a gun

  • What did you expect? It's America!
  • Welcome to Ganton, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Yeah, G! What? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • You want a hole in your head, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Little bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • GSF, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • It's on now! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Think you're hard now, huh? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Grove Street Families! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Grove Street 4 Life! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Yeah, G! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Now call me a bitch, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • I'm a punk, am I?! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • CJ and I don't give a fuck! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Fat man got a gun, bitch! (when he's fat)
  • You want a hole in you? (when he's fat)
  • Yeah, fat fool's packing, bitch! (when he's fat)
  • Who a fat fool now? (when he's fat)
  • Ain't that a surprise, I got a gun!
  • It's my constitutional right, bitch!
  • Welcome to America!
  • Sup now, baby? (when he's rich)
  • Sup, player! (when he's rich)
  • Daddy don't want to go play rough now. (when he's rich)
  • Should've kept your mouth shut. (when he's rich)
  • Carl Johnson, remember that! (when he's rich)
  • I still know how to bust, fool! (when he's rich)
  • See? I got a gun! (when he's rich)
  • You think I'm just a well-dressed clown, huh? (when he's rich)
  • You know what this is, huh?
  • You lost the will to live yet?
  • Hey, what's cracking now?
  • Oh shit, I got a gat!
  • What's poppin' now? (when he's gangsta)
  • I'm a businessman, and this is my business! (when he's rich)
  • You want to get ventilated, huh? (when he's gangsta)
  • You want some lead in you, huh? (when he's gangsta)
  • Do you want to look like Swiss cheese? (when he's fat)
  • Hey, do you want a new hole in your hair? (when he's fat)
  • Oh yeah? That's right, I'm just a mark!
  • Now don't be an idiot!
  • I'm packing heat, fool!
  • Yeah, what you gonna do now, huh?
  • Hey, what were you saying?
  • You think I'm just a fat buster!? (when he's fat)
  • You better not calling me 'fat', fool. (when he's fat)
  • I'm just a fat bitch, huh? (when he's fat)
  • Oh look, a gun!
  • You want this to get real ugly?
  • Stay cool.
  • You're gonna stay cool, now.
  • You happy now?
  • You want me to shoot you as well?
  • G's up, fool! (when he's gangsta)
  • I didn't forget how to bust!
  • This is my business, player! (when he's rich)
  • You think I ain't a player! (when he's rich
  • CJ run things now!
  • What was you saying?
  • You think I'm fat, huh? (when he's fat)
  • Now you better shut up!
  • You wanna get slapped!? (when he's fat)
  • I'm fat, but I ain't slow! (when he's fat)
  • What you're gonna do now? (when he's fat)
  • It won't take much to put holes in you. (when he's fat)
  • Oh yeah, a gun! (when he's fat)
  • Fat fool's packing, bitch! (when he's fat)
  • Yeah, I got a gun! (when he's fat)
  • I'm just a fat bitch, huh? (when he's fat)
  • You wanna get slept? (when he's fat)
  • Who's a fat fool now? (when he's fat)
  • Hey, let me show you this!
  • Oh look, a gat! (an alternate version exists when CJ is gangsta)
  • You want a hole in you?
  • You want me to blast you?! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • You're enjoying yourself?
  • Yeah, got a gun in your face, huh!
  • You wanna get shut up, huh?!
  • You wanna get blasted fool?
  • Yes, a gun!
  • You want this to get ugly?
  • You want a hole in you, huh?
  • Hey, guess what, it's loaded!
  • Yeah, it's heat! What you're gonna do now?
  • I'm a psychopath! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Hey, you want to get dumped on?! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Hey, I'm in a really bad mood already! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • You think I'm a buster? (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • You want to get killed?! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Yeah, fuck you! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • You want this? (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Now run away! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • You're having fun yet?! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • You wanna die? (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • I'll put you in a morgue! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • I'll murder you, fool! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Do I look like a coward, huh?! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Should've stayed at home! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • You gotta love the gun lobby! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • You got a death wish?! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • I'm a punk with a gun, fool! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Yeah, really? (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • I'll shoot you in your face! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • CJ, remember that! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • None of you fools can stop me! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Oh, you want this to get nasty? (when he's gangsta)
  • Oh no, I'm scared. (when he's gangsta)
  • You're having fun yet, fool? (when he's gangsta)
  • I'm from Ganton, fool! (when he's gangsta)
  • Oh yeah, that's right! I'm just a mark! (when he's gangsta)
  • Hey, you want this to get uglier? (when he's gangsta)
  • Oh shit, I got a gat! (when he's gangsta)
  • Yeah, you think CJ's a bitch, huh?! (when he's gangsta)
  • You're enjoying yourself yet? (when he's gangsta)
  • Having fun now, homie? (when he's gangsta)
  • Oh, so you think I'm a punk, do you? (when he's gangsta)
  • Of course, I'm packing heat! (when he's gangsta)
  • Yeah, what's up now, G! (when he's gangsta)
  • What you're saying? (when he's gangsta)
  • I'm strapped, motherfucker! (when he's gangsta)
  • Now this is gonna crack you up; a gun!
  • You still got a problem with me?
  • Now who's the bitch, bitch?
  • Yes, a maniac with a gun!
  • Well, look at that, a gun!
  • Oh, look here, a gun!
  • You ever seen one of these before?
  • You know what this is?
  • I'll be honest, I ain't got a license.
  • Just because I look nice, you think I ain't for real? when he's rich)
  • You think I don't know about guns, player? (when he's rich)
  • You should run away! (when he's rich)
  • You think I'm a perpetrator? (when he's rich)

Running away from the police

One Star

  • My mom's told me not to get into cars with strangers, dude!
  • Come on, people are gonna think you're hard on me!
  • Hey, I didn't do nothing!
  • What are you trying to prove, one-time?!
  • Dude, I'm innocent!
  • You ain't gonna catch me, bitch!
  • Okay, let's keep on running.
  • Did you get bullied at school, officer?!
  • You got issues, officer!
  • Bully your wife, not me!
  • You got big issues there, officer!
  • You had fun back there?
  • Grove Street is positive, dude!
  • You look like a fool!
  • You run like a bitch!
  • I didn't do shit, man. Gimme a break! (there is an alternate version of this quote, but Carl says it louder.)
  • Do we have to keep running?
  • Can't you go chase somebody else?
  • Ah, stop treating me like a bitch!
  • Does this really make you happy, officer?!
  • Look, I can run ALL day!
  • Why'd you bother to chase me? I'm faster than you!
  • Do I dress like a gangbanger, sir? (when he's rich)
  • I'm a respectable businessman! (when he's rich)
  • Oh, give up, copper! (when he's fat)
  • Look man, I'm well dressed, but I ain't into dudes! (when he's rich)
  • This will ruin your career! (when he's rich)
  • To catch is me going to get real ugly for both of us! (when he's rich)
  • Give up, you fucking chumps! (when he's rich)
  • Officer, I do a lot of good in the community! (when he's rich)
  • Come on, officer! (when he's rich)
  • Your jealousy is pathetic, officer! (when he's rich)
  • You should've finished college, dude, and got a real job! (when he's rich)
  • I got an important job with waste disposal! (when he's rich)
  • This is pathetic! (when he's rich)
  • Officer, you really starting to annoy me! (when he's rich)
  • C'mon man, cut that shit out! (when he's fat)
  • Come on dude, give me a break! (when he's fat)
  • You prejudicing against fat people, huh!? (when he's fat)
  • I'm almost as fat and lazy as you, man! (when he's fat)
  • I ain't running no more, copper. (when he's fat)
  • I ain't big into this running shit, man! (when he's fat)
  • This is one way to lose weight, I guess! (when he's fat)
  • I ain't into this kind of exercise! (when he's fat)
  • I ain't no athlete. (when he's fat)
  • You're some kind of a fitness instructor? (when he's fat)
  • Can't you go chase somebody else? (when he's fat)
  • Do I look like I like running? (when he's fat)
  • If you keep chasin' me, I'mma lose my cool. (when he's fat)
  • You're gonna make me lose my temper, po-po. (when he's fat)
  • I know I need more exercise, but not like this! (when he's fat)
  • Make food, not war. That's my motto! (when he's fat)
  • Dude, I ain't into this running shit! (when he's fat)
  • I realize I didn't enjoy this. (when he's fat)
  • Give up! Pretend I outran you! (when he's rich)
  • This is harassment!
  • Hey man, you're creeping me out!
  • You must be a punk at school, huh?
  • Why are you chasing me? Your wife is lonely!
  • I ain't into the dude thing, man!
  • I'm in the Peace Corps, man!
  • I ain't no gangbanger!
  • I'm only running because you're chasing me!
  • I ain't no banger!
  • I'm innocent, po-po!
  • Grove Street ain't a gang!
  • Can't you chase a dude who wanna be chased?
  • You getting bored of this?
  • Is this your idea of fun?
  • Is this your idea of a good time?
  • Come on dude, I'm innocent!
  • I think you should go and see a shrink, officer!
  • Gimme a fucking break here!

Two-Three Stars

  • You dick!
  • You ain't scaring me, and you ain't stopping me!
  • I'd give up now if I was you!
  • Come on, tough guy!
  • You want me to stop, huh?
  • You really want to fight me?!
  • Make your life longer, stop running!
  • I ain't into this shit!
  • You think I'mma give up?
  • I don't want a nightstick up the ass!
  • Y'all want me to stop running?
  • Give me a break! (in an exhausting tone)
  • You like wearing a uniform, huh?
  • You really want this to get messy, huh?
  • You really want me to stop and start shooting at you?
  • Screw you!
  • You think you're hard, huh?
  • Come on, then! Let's do this!
  • I ain't backing down, bitch!
  • I'm about to lose my temper!
  • I ain't stopping, punk!

Four-Six Stars

  • I ain't your bitch, officer!
  • Cop asshole!
  • Bring it on!
  • Bitches!
  • It's on now!
  • Ain't you got nothing else to do?!
  • This gonna get real nasty, fool!
  • If I stop, you're dead!
  • You're a dickhead!
  • Punk-ass buster!
  • You got a job with a name badge, fool?!
  • You assholes!
  • You clowns!
  • You motherfuckers!
  • You're fucking with a maniac!
  • You want me?! Come get me!
  • Think about it! Stop running, fool!
  • I'm down for this shit!
  • GIVE ME A BREAK! (in a more aggressive tone)
  • Hey, go chase some other fool!
  • Don't make me turn around, fool!
  • Punks!
  • Hey, this can get very ugly in a minute!
  • Hey, this gon' get real ugly in a minute!
  • You won't catch me, fool!
  • You're really pissing me off!
  • You think you're hard, officer?!
  • You're getting on my nerves!
  • Don't make me stop running, fool!
  • Come on and get me, asshole!

Two-Six Stars (Gangsta)

  • I think you should stop with that shit!
  • Bribe-taking assholes!
  • Ain't no one paid your ass off yet, huh?!
  • BITCHES!
  • You punkass po-po bitches!
  • Get the army, I'm a fucking maniac!
  • IDIOTS!
  • Give up, motherfuckers!
  • You think I'm a bitch, huh?!
  • You motherfucking fool!
  • You should stop blasting on me, fool!
  • Stay the fuck away from me!
  • It's on now, bitches!
  • Keep on with this shit, you'll be sorry!
  • You can't stop me, dude!

Car-jacking

  • Welcome to San Andreas, fool.
  • Remember, heroes get killed.
  • Partner, this is straight jacking!
  • Shit fool, you just got jacked!
  • Let me drive for you.
  • Give me this fucking car!
  • Would you want to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide?
  • I'm having that!
  • It's a robbery, don't make it a murder!
  • Out now!
  • Newsflash: You Suck!
  • Ain't this what they mean by "carpool"?
  • I need that shit you driving!
  • What'd you expect? It's America.
  • Don't make me freak on you!
  • You gonna have to walk now, sucker!
  • I realize this ain't cool but forgive me.
  • I'm having this!
  • Hey forgive me, I don't know no better.
  • Grove Street's having your car!
  • Hey act cool now, it's just a robbery.
  • Out, playa!
  • Gimme that fucking vehicle!
  • Hey, act cool and you still can live, playa.
  • You don't wanna die, do you?
  • I'm a loser, so hate me!
  • Get outta the ride!
  • This is car-jacking, playa!
  • Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked!
  • Get out the car!
  • Get outta here punk!
  • I'm sorry I had difficult childhood!
  • Roll up outta here. NOW!
  • That's MINE!
  • Be cool, it's just a jacking.
  • Gimme your whip fool!
  • You could run, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh?
  • Don't blame me; blame society.
  • C'mon tough guy, I need your car! (when he's fat)
  • It's a just a little robbery...
  • Don't sweat it. It's just a jacking.
  • Get out, playa!
  • Fat man needs your car. (when he's fat)
  • Come on buddy, get out of the car!
  • Fat Carl wants your ride, peewee! (when he's fat)
  • I'm afraid the fat man needs your car. (when he's fat)
  • Now act cool. Run away! (when he's fat)
  • I'm fat, but I ain't useless. (when he's fat)
  • Caught slipping again!
  • Hey, get out the car gangster.
  • Heroes get popped, move!
  • Blame society man!
  • Get out the vehicle!
  • Fuck around and I'll murder you, punk!
  • Police! Get out of the car! (cop uniform)
  • I'm investigating a murder and I need your car, honest! (cop uniform)
  • I need this, police business! (cop uniform)
  • Come on lady, I'm an undercover! I need your car! (cop uniform)
  • Come on, get outta there!
  • You've been slipping again, huh?
  • Get out of the car, bitch!
  • Let's move on.
  • Go on fool, out!
  • Don't make me shoot you homie!
  • I need that vehicle!
  • OUT!
  • Come on, you need to exercise more!
  • Excuse me, sir!
  • I need your car homie!
  • Come on, get out the car.
  • Play cool and you're gonna be fine.
  • I need the wheels, amigo.
  • I'm harder than you. Don't make me prove it! (when he's fat)
  • Don't sweat it. It's just a car.
  • I don't do nothing but rob fools like you!
  • Hey, I'm sorry!
  • Can I borrow your car, sir?
  • You ain't been hurt yet, so be cool!
  • Ohh, you got car-slipping again!
  • Get the vehicle up, now!
  • I'm having this car!
  • Hey, I'm just a street criminal, what can I say?!
  • Hey, I'll take that!
  • I'm jacking your sorry ass, punk!
  • What can I say? I'm a bad man!
  • You got the car of my dreams!
  • Hey, it's just a car man!
  • I know this seems bad, but it could've been worse!
  • Homie, this is straight jacking!
  • Make a fool happy!
  • I'm jacking your sorry-ass car!
  • I need this, I'm sorry!
  • Now run or you'll get hurt!
  • Chill, I'm just taking your car!
  • I'm liberating your car, fool!
  • Get out, punk!
  • It's only a car crime, fool.
  • My bad, homie!
  • You got carjacked, fool!
  • We both still cool, so run away!
  • You've been robbed, but you still breathing!
  • Give me that!
  • I'mma need to borrow your whip, man!
  • America's a cold place, baby!
  • I'll take that.
  • Come on, partner!
  • This is straight jacking!
  • Now you can buy a new one!
  • Out of the motherfucking whip, bitch!
  • You gettin' jacked!
  • Dude, give me that ride!
  • I know jacking a bitch ain't cool, but I need this whip!
  • Out, fool!
  • Out the car, homie!
  • Don't take this the wrong way.
  • Yeah, you got jacked, but you still breathing. Get on!
  • You don't look like you need this!
  • I know I ain't exactly a gentleman! (when the victim's a woman)
  • I'm having your ride, dear!
  • Hey, I'm ashamed of myself, already!
  • My need is greater than yours, pal!
  • Out now! (when he's rich)
  • This nothing personal, I'm just a criminal!
  • C'mon lady! I need the car! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Mess with me, and I'll put you in the ground! (when he's fat)
  • You got grappled, not capped. Keep it like that! (when he's fat)
  • I like opening doors for ladies. Get out! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Lady, I'm very sorry about this! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Give me that ride, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Hey, I'm always told to help a lady out of the car! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Forgive me, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Lady, this is nothing personal. Keep it that way! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Out, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Come on, lady, get lost! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Move! A gorgeous lady like you need a better car than this! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Don't look at me bitch, get out! (when the victim's a woman)
  • I need your ride, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
  • I know you're a woman but I'm desperate! (when the victim's a woman)
  • I need that car, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
  • Forgive me but this is urgent!
  • Come on, I'm in a hurry!
  • Hey, it's just a jacking, so be cool! (when he's fat)
  • I'm too fat to walk anymore, punk! (when he's fat)
  • Don't let your ego get in the way of your survival! (when he's fat)
  • Don't make me kick your head in! (when he's fat)
  • Lady, I'm sorry I'm fat and lazy. (when he's fat)
  • I know this doesn't help, but my family is messed up. (when he's fat)
  • I need you whip, fool. (when he's fat)
  • Hey man, it's just a car. (when he's fat)
  • Relax, lady! Your insurance will pay, and you ain't hurt! (when he's fat)
  • It's an ugly car anyway!
  • Get out, playa!
  • I need that vehicle!

Stealing a bike

  • Gimme that fucking bike!
  • Damn, you fell off?
  • Gravity's a bitch, huh?
  • Ain't that a shame; you've been knocked out the game!
  • You ain't gonna cry now are you?
  • Off the bike!
  • I'm having that bike!
  • Go fuck yourself!
  • What? You expecting an apology?
  • The bike! NOW!
  • Sorry, I'm a criminal.
  • You got bike-jacked, fool!
  • Get off that bike!
  • I'm into jacking gang, baby!
  • Now don't make this get really ugly.
  • You just got jacked!
  • I'm a bike thief, idiot!
  • OFF!
  • Don't mind me!
  • Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike.
  • You want a beating as well?
  • Gimme that bike!
  • Now run or die, punk!
  • Oops! Sorry about that.
  • Don't make this worse for yourself!
  • I'mma have to borrow this bike!
  • I want your bike!
  • I need your bike!
  • It's nothing personal, I'm just a criminal!
  • Sorry, but you're getting jacked!
  • I'm having this bike!
  • Shut up and get outta here! (when he's rich)
  • You don't wanna die, do you?
  • GET yo' ass outta here.
  • Hey, I need that bike!
  • At least you got jacked by a pro!
  • It's a tough neighborhood!
  • Give me that!
  • Off the damn bike, fool!
  • Get the fuck outta here!
  • I need to borrow this bike bitch!
  • Aw, what's wrong?
  • Didn't somebody tell you bikes are dangerous?
  • You okay? ...I hope not!
  • Aww, you fell of your bike!
  • Sorry about that. Now fuck off!
  • Give me that bike and fuck off!
  • Give me this, bitch!
  • You just lost your bike!
  • You wanna get FLATTENED!? (when he's fat)
  • Gimme that bike, peewee! (when he's fat)
  • At least I didn't break your neck! (when he's rich)
  • Ooh, that look painful!
  • YOU DON'T NEED THIS BIKE!

Crashing into another vehicle

  • Did you buy your license?
  • Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh?
  • My car!
  • Ah, well done!
  • What kind of license you got?! A fishing license?!
  • Whats your poison; grin or gin?
  • You one serious fool!
  • Ah, for fuck's sake! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • You buster!
  • Thank you, you moron!
  • My car! My fucking car! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • You have a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that!
  • I might be dressed okay, but I can still mess you up for that!
  • Your mama must be proud of your driving, fool!
  • You're out of your mind!
  • Fuck, you hit me!
  • Shit!
  • Damn! My whip!
  • Did you steal your license?!
  • You hit me! I'mma hit you back!
  • Idiot!
  • My ride, fool!
  • Homie, I ain't enjoying this, neither would you! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • What in fuck's name are you doing?!
  • My ride! Fool!
  • Fuck you!
  • Look where you goin'!
  • Ah man, you went smashing up my whip! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Ah, screw you!
  • Look where you're going!
  • What you been drinking?!
  • How you're allowed to drive if you blind?!
  • Ah! What you doing? My wheels!
  • Ah, you asshole! My shit!
  • Can anybody in this state drive?! (when he's gangsta)
  • You even got a license, huh!?
  • Oh homie, you're fucked up now!
  • You've been drinking brake fluid! (when he's gangsta)
  • I ain't got time for this shit!
  • Real slick, homie!
  • Ahh, man!
  • You spent too long in the sun, moron!
  • Ah, G!
  • I've seen some idiots in my time, but you're special!
  • You a comedian, asshole?! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Oh shit!
  • You hit my car, dumbass!
  • Ah, this ain't exactly funny!
  • You better apologize before I get out and hit you!
  • You think that's funny?
  • You're laughing, bitch?! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • I ain't laughing, asshole!
  • What you on, fool?!
  • You complete fucking moron! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Buster!
  • Fantastic! You hit me!
  • Ah, I'mma get ugly on your ass, playa!
  • You're fucking with a psycho, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Ah, thanks! I really needed you to drive into me!
  • Well done. Brilliant driving!
  • Motherfucking bitch! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Asshole!
  • My whip, asshole!
  • Don't hit me again!
  • Come on, asshole!
  • Homie, are you trying to fuck with me?! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted levle, wearing gangsta)
  • Ah, you really trying my patience, man!
  • You better be drunk!
  • Motherfucker!
  • You want me to smash you now?!
  • Thanks dude; Thanks a lot!
  • You hit me!
  • My whip!
  • I'm straight mad now, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • You know what I did to get this ride, homie!? (when he's gangsta)
  • I can't believe you hit me! (when he's gangsta)
  • Who let you out of the mental home? (when he's gangsta)
  • Ah, my whip!
  • Are you mentally fit to drive?!
  • You better wake up in there!
  • Ah, man, thanks for that!
  • Fuck you, man!
  • You better stop treating me like a bitch, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • I'm really losing my shit now!
  • You hit me fool!
  • Who let you drive!?
  • You fool!
  • Fool, you hit me!
  • Fool!
  • You fucked my car up! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Do I sound like I'm laughing, asshole?! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • What are you doing?!
  • Don't hit my ride again, punk! (when he's gangsta)
  • Thanks!
  • You ruined my look, friend!
  • My wheels, fool!
  • I'm not in the mood for your bullshit!
  • What's your problem?
  • You wrecked my shit!
  • I can't believe this shit!
  • Motherfucker!
  • You punk-ass bitch!
  • Punk-ass bitch motherfucker!
  • Damn!
  • You chump! You hit me!
  • How did you not see my car!?
  • What you want, fool?!
  • You mark!
  • Look out!
  • Oh, I owe you one now, homie!
  • You're in bad luck! I'm in a shitty mood!
  • Get off the road!
  • You hit me, you fool!
  • Thanks man! I appreciate that!
  • I appreciate that. Thanks.
  • Are you a professional moron? Or just a gifted amateur?
  • Aw, I wanna immigrate from here!
  • I'll break your neck for that!
  • Man, we're gonna have some words about that!
  • I'll smash you up for that!
  • I'mma need you to apologize, bitch!
  • What wonderful driving!
  • Who let you out of the hospital!?
  • You wanna fight, asshole? (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • You smashed my car, fool!
  • You hit me, asshole!
  • You hit me, punk!
  • Thanks homie!
  • Ah man, how did you not see me!?
  • Come on, asshole!
  • Ah, fuck you too!
  • Aw, man!
  • Somebody gonna be mad at you for screwing up their ride.
  • You out your mind, moron?!
  • You trying to ruin my day, asshole?!
  • Get out the way! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • My ride!
  • Dumbass mark!
  • Hey!

Falling from a building or airplane

  • Oh shit!
  • Damn!
  • What the fuck?!
  • Bullshit!
  • I don't need this shit!
  • Oh motherfucker!
  • I hate gravity!
  • Shit, damn!
  • AHH!
  • Oh fuck, shit!
  • Aw, shit!
  • NO!
  • Aw, hell no!
  • Oh no!
  • Ah, no!

Being car-jacked

  • Get those dirty hands off me! (when he's rich)
  • I need to exercise anyway. (when he's fat)
  • How the fuck can you pull me around? (when he's fat)
  • Oh man, I hate walking! (when he's fat)
  • You ain't having my ride! (when he's fat)
  • You want a party, bitch!? (when he's rich)
  • Nobody jacks big CJ! (when he's fat)
  • You can't just car jack the fat man...! (when he's fat)
  • Hands off, you little bastard! (when he's fat)
  • Unhand my blubber, asshole! (when he's fat)
  • Oh man, I can't walk for shit! (when he's fat)
  • I do the jacking, I don't get jacked!
  • I might look rich, but I ain't some fool! (when he's rich)
  • Asshole!
  • I invented that, motherfucker!
  • Fool!
  • Not me, you dumb!
  • You're dead, motherfucker!
  • Ah man, you're fucked up! (when he's rich)
  • Ah, you're such an asshole!
  • It's on now, fool!
  • Your life just took a very wrong turn.
  • Hands off, punk!
  • I like your style, heh, and you're gonna like mine when you see it.
  • Hey!
  • Not this crap again.
  • Think you hard, huh, playa!? (when he's rich)
  • No you don't!
  • Ah, very funny!
  • You piece of shit!
  • Bitch!
  • Not my ride, playa! (when he's rich)
  • Oh, you think this is funny?
  • GSF ain't your bitch!
  • Unhand me, bitch!
  • I need this car, man. I can hardly walk! (when he's fat)
  • You ain't get away with this, fool!
  • Not this car!
  • Nobody does that to Grove Street!
  • You're about to get dealt with!
  • You can't jack me!
  • Aw, what's wrong with this place?!
  • Hey, you fool!
  • What am I? Your step child!?
  • I ain't your buster!
  • Ah, come on man, that ain't cool!
  • Hey, fuck off, now!
  • I ain't your bitch!
  • You moron!
  • You can't jack a Grove Street!
  • My car, fool!
  • No you fucking don't!
  • You gonna regret that!
  • Oh, man!
  • HEY!
  • You gonna be put on the ground!
  • Hey, get off!
  • Okay! We got a problem here, playa! (when he's rich)
  • A fool like you can't jack me!
  • I've seen your face, sucker!
  • I guess I deserved this.
  • You dumb hog motherfucker!
  • Not this ride, playa! (when he's rich)
  • Hey, fuck off!
  • Get that back, now!
  • I ain't in the mood for this shit.
  • I need this car!
  • Get off me!
  • You should've killed me!
  • Incredible. A jacking with a deathwish!
  • Oh, think you can jack a playa, huh? (when he's rich)
  • You gonna get messed up for that!
  • No one jacks me!
  • I can't believe you just did that!
  • You asshole trick!
  • Nobody jacks big daddy! (when he's fat)
  • You little asshole! Pick on somebody thinner! (when he's fat)
  • You!? Carjacking me!? (when he's fat)
  • Who you think you messing with!?
  • I ain't feeling this shit! (when he's fat)
  • I'm too fat for this shit! (when he's fat)
  • You little punk! (when he's fat)
  • I don't wanna be another crime statistic!
  • You motherfuck!
  • Ah, where the police when you need them?
  • No no no!
  • Get your lil' punk-ass off me!
  • Just because I look fine, I ain't a bitch! (when he's rich)
  • You're calling me a buster, punk!?
  • Hey, I invented that, fool!
  • Don't rip the clothes, dude! (when he's rich)
  • You're about to get whacked, playa!
  • What the fuck are you doing!?
  • Get off me, partner!
  • Ah man, you picked the wrong man to jack!
  • I do the jacking around here, bitch!
  • Nobody jacks me, playa!
  • Not now!
  • You wanna get murdered, huh!?
  • You think I'm a mark, mark!?
  • Man, what you jack a Grove Street for?
  • Do I look like a punk to you?
  • Ah, real smart! Carjacking a psychopath!
  • You gonna get slapped, fool!
  • You got heart. No brain, though!
  • Who do you think you're jacking, moron?!
  • Oh playa, you picked the wrong one to jack!
  • You shouldn't done that!
  • Fucking chump, get off me!
  • Not this playa, partner! (when he's rich)
  • What you think this is, bitch?!
  • You gonna regret that, dude. (when he's rich)
  • That's a decent technique, bitch! But mine's better.
  • Ah, man! You gotta be out your mind!
  • Ah, you just fucked up big time.
  • You ain't having this whip, fool!
  • Wrong option, pal!
  • Get your fucking hands off!
  • Get off my car!
  • Nobody jacks CJ!
  • Fuck you!
  • Get your hands off me, buster!
  • I'll kill you, you fuck!
  • Get off me, mark!
  • I ain't got time for this bullshit!
  • You moron!
  • You punk!
  • I hope you do drugs, cause otherwise you're real dumb!
  • No, you don't!
  • You ain't getting my ride that easy, fool!
  • Oh homeboy, I've had enough for this! (when he's rich)
  • Do you know who I am, fool?!
  • You can't jack me!
  • Yeah, I appreciate that!
  • What you think I am, huh!?
  • Baby, you shouldn't done that! (when he's rich)
  • Ah, you obviously don't know who I am!
  • Oh, tough guy, huh?
  • I must be slippin', get jacked by a buster like you!
  • Do you know who I am!?
  • What you think you're doing?
  • We both know you're gonna regret this!

Fighting

  • Make it easy on yourself, and run away!
  • Come on! Fight then!
  • Come on! Punch!
  • This gonna be easy, bitch!
  • Oh, you real hard, huh?
  • I warn you, I don't give a fuck!
  • You got scraps, huh?
  • You got scraps huh, bitch?
  • You think you tough?
  • Do you know who your fucking with?
  • Head up, you and me!
  • You're fucking with Carl Johnson! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • You know who you up against?
  • You know who you messing with?
  • It's your funeral, asshole!
  • You bitch!
  • You should back down and run away!
  • It's my constitutional right, bitch!
  • You little punk!
  • Run away, fool!
  • You gonna back down soon?
  • Run away, bitch!
  • Hey, even my brother had already called me a buster!
  • Come on! Show me what you got!
  • Toe-to-toe, fool!
  • Come on asshole, then fight!
  • You're just a bitch! (also says this line in a angry tone at 4-6 star wanted level)
  • You damn motherfucker!
  • Come on, fool, run away.
  • Is that the best you got?
  • Nobody punches CJ!
  • I'm your worst nightmare fool, so give up!
  • You think you can take me on, punk?
  • Give up, homeboy!
  • Let's do it, come on!
  • Hey, I'm a positive role model!
  • Oh, you think your hard? (when he's gangsta)
  • Don't hit me, I might cry!
  • Okay, just try not to hurt me!
  • Marquess of Queensberry rules only, baby!
  • You're calling CJ a bitch? (when he's gangsta)
  • You're in a whole lot of trouble tough guy. (when he's gangsta)
  • Go on, run away homie. (when he's gangsta)
  • Let's go bitch! (when he's gangsta)
  • Trust me, I don't give a shit. (when he's gangsta)
  • Hit me then, homeboy! (when he's gangsta)
  • You're fucking with a maniac!
  • Let's do it, come on! (when he's gangsta)
  • It's on now!
  • Run away, save yourself! (when he's gangsta)
  • I'm a man of peace, baby!
  • I'm trying to be a good person!
  • Come on then, but don't get fresh!
  • You punk-ass bitch! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • I ain't your bitch! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • What you think this is, bitch?! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Fight, you fuck! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Yeah! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • I'm a well dressed maniac, fool! (when he's rich)
  • I ain't just some bitch you can slap about! (when he's rich)
  • It's on now, you and me! (when he's rich)
  • I may look good, but I'm a maniac! (when he's rich)
  • I'm rich and fucking crazy! (when he's rich)
  • Just don't ruin my clothes! (when he's rich)
  • I wear nice clothes, but I'm a killer! (when he's rich)
  • I'm well dressed, but I still ain't a bitch! (when he's rich)
  • I'm already in a crazy mood, asshole! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • You're about to get your face flattened, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • I'm Grove Street, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Okay then, let's do this! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Hit me, asshole! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Come on! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • Fuck you, I'm Grove Street! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • I'm already crazy, punk!
  • I'm Grove Street, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)

When he's fat

  • I ain't a fat bitch, bitch!
  • I'mma eat you, fool!
  • You lil' bitch!
  • I'mma flatten you, fucker!
  • I'm big, but I ain't slow!
  • You got a problem with the big man, huh!?
  • C'mon, fool, c'mon!
  • I'll put you to sleep, punk!
  • Who you callin' a fat slob?
  • I'mma put you to sleep, punk!
  • You got a problem with the big man, huh?
  • I ain't just a fat slob, asshole!
  • You think you can deal with the fat man, huh!?
  • I got weight on my side.
  • Stand still!
  • Hey, there's muscle under this fat, punk!

When he's robust

  • I'm gangsta.
  • I'm showstopper!
  • I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'.
  • I'm big and fast.
  • Who you callin' a bendico?
  • You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh!
  • I ain't takin' this shit fool!
  • I got muscle on my side.
  • Yo ass is a waste of time, fool!

Shooting pedestrians

  • Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face!
  • Fuck y'all!
  • You happy now?
  • Welcome to America, asshole!
  • Don't blame me, blame yourself!
  • Get outta my face!
  • You want this, huh?
  • Yeah, you having fun yet?
  • Stay away from me!
  • Now will you be quiet?
  • Welcome to San Andreas!
  • I don't give a fuck, fool! (when he's gangsta)
  • Boo-yeah, bitches! (when he's gangsta)
  • I'm a lunatic, fool! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • I'm a well dressed maniac, fool! (when he's rich)
  • Just don't mess up my outfit! (when he's rich)
  • Bitches!
  • Bang, bang, bang! Hehe.
  • Asshole!
  • You should've stayed at home. (when he's gangsta)
  • You tricks!
  • Punk ass bitches!
  • You mark!
  • G.S.F. for life! (when he's gangsta)
  • Well screw you, asshole!
  • I don't give a shit!
  • Who laughing now?
  • You think I got issues?
  • Who got issues now, bitch?
  • Now you're enjoying this, asshole?
  • You're having a good day now, asshole?
  • You should've stayed the fuck out of my way!
  • Aw, not everybody having a good time huh? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Screw you!
  • Do I look like a dumb fool? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • You think I'm a fool, huh? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • It's on now, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • You want to fuck with me, huh? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • It's on!
  • Fuck you! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • You really wanted this, huh?
  • CJ, you remember that! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • You buster!
  • Who'd you think you fucking with? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • You think I'm a punk, huh?
  • Nobody fucks with CJ!
  • You wanna get dumped on, huh? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • You dickhead! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • You wanna do this?!
  • You wanna fuck with me!
  • Who you think I am, fool?!
  • Yeah, fool! Yeah! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • I wonder why I left this place!
  • You wanna get bucked on, huh?
  • Who you're calling fat? (when he's fat)
  • You think I'm just a fat busta? (when he's fat)
  • Who's big daddy now? (when he's fat)
  • Carl Johnson, remember that! (when he's fat)
  • Come on then, shoot back! You can't miss! (when he's fat)
  • I'm a loser, huh? (when he's fat)
  • CJ, remember the name! (when he's fat)
  • Fat, huh? (when he's fat)
  • Let's go! (when he's fat)
  • You can't take CJ out! (when he's fat)
  • You're in a whole lot of trouble, tough guy. (when he's gangsta)

Picking up money

  • You won't be needing this now.
  • This should help keep my belly full. (when he's fat)
  • Lunch money. (when he's fat)
  • I'mma spend this on a good meal. (when he's fat)
  • You got anything else? (when he's fat)
  • Gimme that Grip! (when he's gangsta)
  • It's pleasure doing business with you.
  • Aw, you're so kind!
  • Ah, look at all these papers! (when he's rich)
  • That's very kind of you.
  • Thanks, bitch! (when he got 4-6 stars)
  • Next time, you should put it in the bank! (when he got 4-6 stars)
  • I'll never turn down paper. (when he's rich)
  • I need this more than you, I think.
  • You've got a problem, fool!
  • Ah, you're real kind.
  • Ah, thanks for the money!
  • You look like you don't need this no more. (when he's rich)
  • Is that all you got?! Cheap fool! (when he got 4-6 stars)
  • Give me them dollars!
  • Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal.
  • I'll take that paper.
  • Hey, if you don't need it no more!
  • Hey, I appreciate the opportunity!
  • That's going in my retirement fund! (when he's gangster)
  • You're too kind.
  • Is this for me?
  • Gimme those chips! (when he's gangster or has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • I need that! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Yeah, them my ducats now. (when he's gangsta)
  • This ain't too classy. (when he's rich)
  • I like to share too, thank you.
  • You don't need it, now.
  • That's cool.
  • That's my cash now, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Now don't move! (when he's rich, but there's alternative quote that Carl says it louder when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Just a little money for CJ!
  • Hey, pay a ni**a! (when he's gangsta)
  • This it? (when he's gangsta)
  • Send 'em ducats over here! (when he's gangsta)
  • Ah, you don't need it no more, huh!?
  • With a mean bastard like you around here, crime really don't pay.
  • Hey, gimme that paper! (when he's gangsta)
  • Hey, I'll have that now. (when he's gangsta)
  • Thanks! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • Hey, thanks. (when he's rich)
  • I guess it's true, you can't take it with you.
  • Ah, thanks!
  • Y'all don't need this no more!
  • Can I have this?
  • You don't need it now.
  • This the best you got?
  • Like a bitch, huh? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta))
  • Ah, you don't need it no more, huh? (when he's rich)
  • Oh, you're too kind.
  • It's going to a good cause. Me. (when he's rich)
  • Give me that!
  • Gimme them ducats! (when has a 4-6 star wanted level)
  • That's GSF tax, fool. (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Share, share, you like it! (when he's rich)
  • Cheap punk, look at this!
  • Thank you, now stay down! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Thank you, now shut up! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Shouldn't've fucked with GSF, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level, wearing gangsta)
  • Now stay the fuck down! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
  • That's all you gonna give me? (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)

When the police are crashing into him

  • I'm not laughing, cop asshole!
  • You're fucking me off!

Complimenting an NPC after they praised his...

...apparel

  • These clothes? Yeah, they're tight.
  • The kicks? Yeah. Nice, ain't they?
  • Just some old kicks baby.
  • Just some old shoes baby. But thanks.
  • Straight. Good looking.
  • Thank you. I love these shoes, you know?
  • For sure, thanks.
  • Yeah, they gangster ain't they?
  • This how Grove street kick it.
  • Thanks, gangster.
  • I'm glad you like it.
  • They ain't nothing.
  • I know these shoes are tight, huh?
  • Yeah, real nice, ain't they?
  • Cool, I appreciate that.
  • Yeah, these shoes are alright.
  • Yeah cool, I take care of my feet, you know?
  • Alright. Straight gangster. Know what I'm saying?
  • My G'ed up apparel? Yeah, straight.
  • Whatch you expect, huh?
  • I gotta be honest, I agree. Thanks a lot.
  • Thanks, I love my threads too.
  • My clothes? Cool. Thank you.
  • These old rags?
  • You know a playa when you see one, huh?
  • Thank you. That's a playa sayin' thank you.
  • I've got to wear these, I'm a playa.
  • Glad somebody appreciated the style of the large man. (when he's fat)
  • I agree. I look great. (when he's fat)
  • I know. I'm hot shit. (when he's fat)
  • Look at my face, not at my feet! (when he's fat)
  • Glad you like my big style. (when he's fat)
  • Fuck the shoes! What about my body? (when he's fat)

...tattoos

  • That's why I had them hit up on me.
  • Pure gangster, homie.
  • They just tat's fool. But I got the heart to back them up.
  • Yeah pretty gangster ain't they.
  • Yeah I'm a Grove Street gangsta, what you expect?
  • Yeah I hear you, cool.
  • The tattoos? You like it? Cool.
  • I know I love this work.
  • The ink? It's a'ight, I know.
  • The tattoo? You like it? Cool.
  • I'm dressed, but I'm still a G.
  • Oh, these old tats? They a'ight.
  • Hey, that's kind.
  • Ooh... You should get one like this. (when he's fat)
  • The art? Yeah it's cool. (when he's fat)

...haircut

  • The fade? It's straight gangster.
  • My cut? You real kind.
  • This cut? Awe thanks.
  • Awe, thanks G.
  • Yeah, good lookin'.
  • Nah the fade ain't too shabby.
  • My fade? I appreciate that.
  • This cut is just my style.
  • Yeah, I love this cut right there.
  • Yeah, I got a nice haircut man.

...muscles

  • Thanks, I've been lifting a lot of weights.
  • Yeah, I've been lifting a lot, you know.
  • I lift weights because I find life empty.
  • Yeah? Cool. For sure, thank you.
  • Yeah, I lift weights 'cause I'm all empty inside.
  • Aw, thanks!
  • Straight.
  • Yeah, I've been working out.
  • Yeah, I've been down to gym a lot.
  • I know, I've been wasting my life down the gym.
  • Thanks. I look good, but I'm an asshole.
  • Oh, thanks. I'd been hitting the gyms.
  • Yeah, I got my swole on.
  • Yeah, I'm ripped right now.
  • Thanks, I agree. I look fine, huh?

...hygiene

  • Yeah, I've just takin' up washing, G.
  • My smell? Cool.
  • The smell? Yeah, whatever man.
  • Cool, appreciate that.
  • Yeah, my cologne is tight.
  • My cologne? Cool. Thank you.

...car

  • My wheels? Yeah, it's pretty nice.
  • My car? Thanks.
  • Really? I think I'd need something more classy...

Negative remark to an NPC's compliment/neutral remark to an NPC criticizing his looks

  • Hey, hey. Just get lost.
  • Leave me alone, lady.
  • I'm asking nicely: go away.
  • Uh-huh. Thanks. Now get outta here.
  • Not now, woman, not now.
  • Come on, dude. Shut up. Please.
  • Give this playa some space.
  • Playa, you're ruining my hustle.
  • Trust me, lady, I really don't care.
  • Please, lady, I ain't got time for this!
  • Please, go talk to somebody else!
  • Sister! Go on, be cool. Shut up!
  • Thanks, but I'm real busy right now.
  • Leave me the hell alone.
  • Okay, man. Do me a favor, get outta here.
  • Hey man, ain't you got family to bore?
  • You're boring me to tears. Go away!
  • Playa, please. Bore somebody else.
  • Get away from me, girl!
  • Dude, enough now!
  • Don't sweat me bitch, I'm a playa!
  • Cool... Now shut up.
  • Hey man, get outta here.
  • Run along now.
  • Whatever, man. Get lost!
  • Go trip someplace else.
  • Please, dude, not now.
  • Do me a favor... Go away.
  • My God, you're boring me. Go away!
  • Dude. Go play with the traffic or something.
  • Hey, woman, get up outta here!
  • Dude, please, shut up!
  • Hey, girl, go moan someplace else!
  • Go tell this to your wife, please.
  • Lady, you are so boring.
  • Please, I ain't got time to be bored by you.
  • Hey, shut your mouth up!
  • Hey, go on and get outta here.
  • Hey, holler at somebody else.
  • Go, woman, outta my face.
  • Lady, you'd better get lost.
  • Girl, don't sweat me.
  • Hey, lady. That's great, but leave me alone. (when he's fat)
  • You starting to seriously bore me, dog. (when he's fat)
  • Stop sweating me. I'm already sweating. (when he's fat)
  • Please... You put me off the thought of food. (when he's fat)
  • Ah, enough man, this is real boring. (when he's fat)
  • Ah, please man, not now! (when he's fat)
  • Mr. Boring, give me a break! (when he's fat)
  • You ruining my appetite. Get lost! (when he's fat)
  • Hey, lady. Give it a rest. (when he's fat)

Negative remark to an NPC after they've criticized his looks

  • Won't you shut your bitch mouth, punk!
  • Won't you fuck off, punk!
  • Go tell daddy, bitch!
  • Yeah? And you just a punk ass bitch.
  • And you're a fool, so we straight!
  • Ah, screw you, punk!
  • My God, you're one ugly bitch!
  • Do me a favor, go jump under a train!
  • Go bounce on your daddy's knee, bitch.
  • What are you, a trick or a ho?
  • Lady, please! Go somewhere out of my sight!
  • Yeah? Well you're dating a ho, trick!
  • At least my woman don't turn tricks, mark!
  • Yeah? But I ain't never seen a talking horse before!
  • At least kids don't cry when they see my face, bitch!
  • What you doing walking around without a bag on your face!?
  • Put on some make up, lady. A LOT of make up!
  • Hey, somebody lost a dog?
  • You ain't exactly slick, fool.
  • Where your pimp, bitch?!
  • I had a dog once that looked a lot like you.
  • You're an ugly dude.
  • And I don't really wanna be like you, ugly and a punk.
  • You're terrifying the children!
  • Yeah, you're stupid and ugly, bitch!
  • Yeah, at least my woman don't look like no pig.
  • At least I look like the right gender, bitch!
  • You're scaring the kids!
  • Heh, look at you. Real playa, huh?
  • Lady, you should wear a bag over your head!
  • Wow, a camel that speaks!
  • Go away. I don't like talking to witches.
  • No wonder you ain't got no man, bitch!
  • Your parents must be ashamed of you, fool!
  • You're disgrace, fool!
  • You know what? Fuck you.
  • You should wear a bag on your face!
  • You're ruining the neighborhood! Get out of here!
  • You gotta start looking after yourself better!
  • No wonder you're all alone, bitch!
  • You pathetic, bitch.
  • Yeah? But you look like an asshole so we even.
  • Ain't you got a hole to stick your head in?
  • No wonder you're sad and lonely, woman.
  • Yeah? And you're one ugly bitch.
  • Hey, it's a zombie running about!
  • Go crawl back under a rock!
  • Wow, I just seen for myself ugliest woman in the world!
  • Wow, horse that walks on two legs! (when he's fat)
  • Shouldn't be you're on all fours? (when he's fat)
  • Get some self-respect, woman!
  • You're lame, little peewee! (when he's fat)
  • Whatever you say, you sad bitch. (when he's fat)
  • You're an eyesore, woman!
  • Heh, you ain't exactly a playa.
  • Shut up, you annoying asshole. (when he's fat)
  • Look at you, little asshole. (when he's fat)
  • You pathetic. Look at you!
  • You should eat more, fool. (when he's fat)
  • Shut your mouth and bang your mama. (when he's fat)
  • Little peewee fool! (when he's fat)
  • Hey, I eat fools like you. (when he's fat)
  • Hey little man, go be little someplace else! (when he's fat)
  • Yeah? I bet you still wet the bed. (when he's fat)
  • Yeah? Well, you're a little loser. (when he's fat.
  • Ah, shut up, ugly bitch! (when he's fat)
  • And you're a very ugly lady! (when he's fat)
  • Yeah? Well, you're repulsive. (when he's fat)
  • The world would be a better place if you wasn't in it, homie. (when he's fat)
  • Ain't you got a reading lesson or somethin'? (when he's fat)
  • Yeah? Well, you make my skin crawl. (when he's fat)
  • Yeah? Well, you a dick so we both suffer. (when he's fat)
  • You're incredible! ...Incredibly boring.
  • Well won't you go join the line to bang your mama!
  • Whatever, bitch!
  • Lady, you crapping my style with your ugly face! (when it's a female pedestrian)
  • Lady, you're a miserable ugly person! (when it's a female pedestrian)
  • Lady, shut up! (when it's a female pedestrian)
  • Get lost lady, you got a few problems of your own! (when it's a female pedestrian)
  • Get out of here, bitch!
  • I ain't interested in your shit, bitch!
  • That's amazing, a talking dog!
  • Come here and say that, bitch!
  • You talk well for somebody who's inbred!
  • Shouldn't you wear a bell around your neck!?
  • Give me some space, buster.
  • You got a deep voice for a bitch.
  • You got hair on your face but you still a bitch.
  • Hey, I've seen harder-looking puddings than you!
  • Yeah, you're ugly, but your personality is even worse!
  • Mind your own fucking business, lady!
  • Yeah? Well you need plastic surgery, bitch!
  • Ugly bitch!
  • Move on, bitch!
  • Leave me the hell alone, bitch!
  • You chump, look at you!
  • Shut your mouth, punk!
  • Look at you, you're awful!
  • Shut up, little bitch.
  • You're an embarrassment, fool.
  • You just a bitch!
  • Ah, man, forget you loser!
  • Shut it, cocksucker!
  • Like I give a fuck about what you think!
  • Fuck you, buster!
  • Yeah, me?! Look at you, pathetic bitch!
  • Who the fuck you think you're talking to, bitch!?
  • Fuck you, punk-ass bitch!
  • Screw you, asshole!
  • And you're such a nice woman, bitch! (when it's a female pedestrian)
  • I know a plastic surgeon can help your ugly ass!
  • Get your ugly ass outta here!
  • Bitch, you're making me mad!
  • Go sleep with your sister, fool!
  • Thanks. And you're hideous!
  • Yeah? Well, you look like a man. (to a woman)
  • Can't you go play on the freeway or something?
  • Yeah? Well I hope you die alone!
  • Whatever, dude. At least I ain't inbred or something!
  • At least people don't get confused about my species!
  • Yeah? Well, you make babies cry when they see your face!
  • Yeah? At least I wasn't conceived in a test tube!
  • You're out of your bitch-ass mind, trick!
  • Go fuck off, bitch!
  • Go play with traffic, dude!
  • Get outta here, whore man!
  • Whatever you say, asshole.
  • Hey. Give your mother's one for me, homeboy!
  • Tell it to your daddy, bitch!
  • Go fuck yourself. It's all you're gonna ever get!
  • Well you sound like a moron, so we both suffer.
  • Hey. You're too ugly to speak to me, lady.
  • Ain't you got children to go terrify?
  • Shut up, ho!

Accepting a prostitute visit

  • Moms, I'm so sorry about this.
  • I thought you never asked!
  • You read my mind, lady. Get in!
  • Okay then, I like to party.
  • You don't have no VD do you bitch?
  • Sure baby, I like to party!
  • Okay then, I'm gonna show you a good time.
  • Oh, for sure, get in!
  • Sure, I like to party, why not?
  • Hey, as long as you're clean, I'm down.
  • Yeah, I'd like a good time...

Rejecting a prostitute visit

  • No thanks, I'm clean. I wanna keep it like that.
  • Hey, a man's got a need, but I ain't that desperate!
  • No thanks, I'm just gonna get another broken heart.
  • You ain't my type. See, I like woman.
  • No way.
  • N-O! Now, can you spell?
  • Look at me, look at you. No!
  • Hey, I don't need to pay for a friendship.
  • I ain't into animals, lady!
  • Oh please, on another planet, girl.
  • You can't afford me, girl!
  • Me, pay you? Get the fuck outta here.
  • You and me? No way.
  • No way, ho.
  • HELL NAW!
  • You ain't quite my style, lady.
  • I ain't into bestiality, woman.
  • No, I like clean woman.
  • Ah baby, I can do better than you. No offense.
  • You gotta be kidding me!
  • Get the fuck outta here!
  • Hey, I'mma tryna cleaning my act up, lady.
  • I ain't into animals, lady!
  • Hey, I'll pay you to get lost. How's that?
  • N-O.
  • Get outta here, little bitch. (when he's fat)
  • You must be trippin', I don't need to pay for it. (when he's fat)
  • No, I'd rather spend my money on food. (when he's fat)

Recruiting gang members

  • They told me you was a buster, prove me wrong.
  • I'm gonna put in some work, you down?
  • You want to represent the set, homie?
  • Homie, let's go roll down on some bustas.
  • For the Grove dude, we're gonna put some work in.
  • C'mon dude, roll wit' me.
  • C'mon man, we're families.
  • C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg.
  • Let's roll homie, Families.
  • Families 4 Life homie, you down?
  • Prove you ain't no Balla or no buster homie.
  • You down bitch, or what?

Responding to enemy gang members' questions

Positively

  • Yeah that's right, homie.
  • Yeah bitch, kiss my ass!
  • Yeah, punk. Why?
  • Yeah, punk ass bitch, for sure!
  • Yeah, sucker.
  • Yeah now show me some respect, bitch.
  • Yeah, homie. For sure.
  • I'm from hell for you, homie. Families.
  • Families, fool.
  • The original hood motherfucker, Orange Grove.
  • Orange Grove Street Families.
  • Families. Orange Grove Families.
  • OGS, punk. Hear that?
  • You ain't got it yet? OGS, bitch!
  • 4 Life, busta. 4 Life!
  • OGS in the house, bitch.
  • OGS 4 Life, bitch.
  • Orange Grove 4 Life, motherfucker.
  • The Grove, fool.
  • The Grove, perpetrator. What'cha gonna do about it?
  • What's it to you, buster? The Grove.
  • I'm from the Grove, homeboy.
  • For sure, bitch.
  • Yeah, 4 Life! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Who you think you're fucking with?! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Yeah, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Yeah, fool! For sure! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Families 4 Life! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Orange fucking Grove, fucking Street! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • OGS, punk-ass bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Why, bitch? OGS, why? (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • OGS! Fuck you, punk! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Families! So go fuck yourself, punk! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • OGS! Who the fuck is asking?! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • OGS, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Yeah, motherfucker! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Yeah, that's right! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Yeah, punk! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Fuck you, sucker! Yeah! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • I'm from Families, bitch! Go fuck your mama! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Families, buster! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Families, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Yeah, OGS! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • OGS, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • The motherfucking Grove! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)

Negatively

  • Nah, homie, never.
  • Not me, man.
  • Not my thang, G.
  • I ain't that dumb, G.
  • These ain't colors, dude!
  • Come on, dude. I ain't into this shit!
  • No, I ain't into that shit, homie.
  • Uh-uh. Nah.
  • I don't bang. Honest.
  • I ain't no banger.
  • Gangbanging ain't cool, homie!
  • No, sir.
  • Nah-uh. Nah.
  • Chill, homie! I ain't into that shit!
  • I ain't no gangbanger.
  • I don't bang, homie!
  • It's cool pimp, I don't bang!
  • Not this fool, G.
  • I'm just a perpetrator, I like the clothes!
  • I ain't into that gangbanging bullshit! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • I don't bang, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • I got serious shit going on, not gangbanging! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Gangbanging is for fools, homie! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • I ain't no gangbanger! (when he as a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Give me a break, fool! I don't bang! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Relax, fool! I ain't no gangbanger! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Relax, loc! I don't bang! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Relax, dude! I don't bang (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • No, fool! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • No, gangster! Not me! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • I ain't into that shit! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • No, leave me the fuck alone! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Uh-uh! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • N-O! No! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • No, I ain't into gang, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • I don't bang, bitch! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • Not me! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • No, homie! I'm the idiot! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)
  • No way! (when he has a 2-6 star wanted level)

Winning at the casino

  • YES!
  • Cee-Jayy! (there's alternative version of the quote, but Carl says it in a more loud and an exciting tone.)
  • Show me some money!
  • Look at me now!
  • I won!
  • We shutting down Cluckin' Bell tonight! (when he's fat)
  • Look at me and weep, assholes. I won. (when he's fat)
  • Look at me and weep! (when he's fat)
  • I win!
  • What a surprise, I won again. (when he's fat)
  • Look at that, I won!
  • Oh yeah!
  • Give me some money!
  • Ain't no stopping me now, suckers! (when he's rich)
  • No stopping the playa! (when he's rich)
  • Hell yeah!
  • Look at that!
  • CJ on fire! (when he's fat)
  • Yeah, I can't wait to celebrate with a meal. (when he's fat)
  • Big daddy wins again! (when he's fat)
  • Look at that, I won!
  • Carl Johnson, remember that.
  • Pay the big man! (when he's fat)
  • Now I can have a good meal! (when he's fat)
  • My arteries are thick as my wallet, now! (when he's fat)
  • Pay the gangsta!
  • What's up, me!? I'm up!

Losing at the casino

  • Fuck you, and your casino!
  • Well, look at that.
  • Y'all cheating!
  • Give a playa a break!
  • What is this shit!?
  • You're cheating! I know it!
  • That's completely utter bullshit.
  • What the fuck?
  • Damn!
  • I can't believe this, man!
  • Oh... shit!
  • Damn you! (when he's fat)
  • Come on, give me a break! (when he's rich)
  • Oh shit, I lost. (when he's rich)
  • Ohh shit, look at that! (when he's rich)
  • This straight bullshit! (when he's rich)
  • Hey, I'm a playa, not a paya! (when he's rich)
  • Look at this bullshit!
  • That's straight bullshit!
  • Argh, look at that shit! (when he's fat)
  • I'm so upset I gotta eat. (when he's fat)
  • Oh shit, my breakfast money! (when he's fat)
  • Oh damn, I lost my waffle money. (when he's fat)
  • I can't believe that, I'mma have to eat to commiserate. (when he's fat)

Rejecting a drug dealer's deal

Normal

  • Don't be slanging that shit right here!
  • C'mon, go someplace else!
  • C'mon, man, get outta here!
  • Get your dope outta here.
  • Hey, you! Get outta here.
  • Get lost, punk.
  • Get outta here, punk.
  • You was wrong with the 'hood, bitch!
  • Punk, take you and your drugs up outta here.
  • Hey, slang that shit somewhere else.
  • Hey, check this out, partner. Get lost.
  • Hey, this a nice warning, partner. Leave, now.
  • Hey, buddy, you'd better get lost...
  • The community don't want you no more, amigo!
  • Hey, playa, go play somewhere else!
  • We're done with crackheads around here, man, get lost!
  • You're getting on my nerves, playa. Get lost!
  • I think you should leave. Now.
  • Lose yourself, playa!
  • Hey, go on, playboy, get lost.
  • We don't need no coke dealers around here, playboy!
  • Hey, get your cocain outta my neighbourhood, man!
  • Hey, Mr. Drug Dealer, vamoose right now.
  • Hey, you should go find another community to serve, man.
  • Go deal somewhere else, man.
  • Hey, you need to get up outta here with that.
  • We don't need no more dope!
  • We don't need no more dope slangers around here, homie!
  • Get outta here, buster, before it get real ugly for you!
  • Playboy, get up outta here!
  • Get outta here, fool!
  • C'mon, playboy, get lost!
  • Get outta my hood, buster!
  • Go sell that shit somewhere else, playa!
  • You gon' get smoked if you keep hanging around here!
  • You get the fuck outta here!
  • Get off my streets, bitch!
  • I own these streets, not you, so get lost!
  • Get the fuck outta my hood!
  • Hey, you get lost, or you get hurt!
  • You? Get lost!
  • Get your shit off my streets!
  • Shit 'bout to get ugly, bitch!
  • You'd better run along, fool!
  • Run along, fool!
  • You? Get outta here! Now!
  • Run along, mark!
  • Go on, mark, not here!
  • Get the fuck outta here!
  • Hey, you gonna get killed if you stay here much longer!
  • Punk, you need to get outta here. (when he's fat)
  • Get your little ass outta here, peewee! (when he's fat)
  • Hey, get outta my hood, bitch! (when he's fat)
  • Hey man, I'mma need you to leave now. (when he's fat)
  • Get outta my hood now, little playa! (when he's fat)
  • Don't make me lose my cool, pusher man. Move along! (when he's fat)
  • Hey, stop slanging around here. (when he's fat)
  • Go work somewhere else, playa! (when he's fat)
  • We don't need no more drug dealers around here! (when he's fat)
  • Hey, mister, get outta here before I get upset! (when he's fat)
  • Playa, get outta here before shit get messy! (when he's fat)
  • We don't need no more drug dealers around here, amigo! (when he's fat)
  • This my turf now, playa, get lost! (when he's fat)
  • Hey, do yourself a favor, homie — go sell somewhere else! (when he's fat)
  • We ain't into that cocaine work around here, man! (when he's fat)
  • Don't make me trip, get outta my hood! (when he's fat)

Aggressive

  • You get outta here!
  • Run or die, bitch!
  • Punk, get lost or I'ma kill you!
  • Last warning, bitch, run away!
  • You wanna die, bitch? If not, get lost!
  • Get outta here! Run away!
  • Get outta here, now!
  • Get lost, now, or I'll take you out, punk!
  • Dope slangin' punk, get off my street!
  • Take your shit and run, bitch!
  • What I tell you about slanging over here?!
  • Get outta here, bitch!
  • I'm telling you to leave, punk!
  • That money done made you deaf, bitch?
  • Want me to show you how to shoot up, playa?
  • Getting high on your own supply, bitch?
  • Run away, playa, now!
  • Get outta here, motherfucker!
  • Take your drugs and run the fuck away!
  • You'd better run, motherfucker, now!
  • Start running, playa! Now!
  • Stop slanging and prepare to get killed, fool!
  • You get outta here! Now!
  • C'mon, bitch, run along now!
  • Grove Street ain't down with no crack, fool!
  • This' Grove Street now, so get lost!
  • Run along, dope slanger!
  • We don't need no crack dealers around here!
  • Get outta here, you bitch!
  • You want Grove Street on you, huh?
  • You'd better leave now, fool!

Singing

  • Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane! (Warm it Up, Kane)
  • Yeah, you dropped a bomb on me! (You Dropped a Bomb on Me)
  • Express yourself! 'Cause I'm from Grove Street... (Express Yourself)
  • Never gonna get it, never gonna get it... beyatch! (My Lovin')
  • Young hea... aww, what it?.. (Young Turks)
  • Rollercoaster...! Ooh hoo hoo hoo...! (Love Rollercoaster)
  • Ain't nuthin but a G thang, bab-ay... (Nuthin' but a G Thang)
  • Two loc'ed out ni**as going crazy... (Nuthin' but a G Thang)
  • Move your body, dun dun dun, move your body... (Move Your Body)
  • Take your time and let me love you good! (Rock Me Again and Again...)
  • Da-dum, tum tum tum tum tum, boom! (Children's Story)
  • Bah-um, boom ba-ra-rah, ta-rah, ta-rah, tow! (Poison)
  • Dum, du-ru-rum, tu-tum-tum, tu-tum, tum! (Nautilus)
  • Beep, bee-beep, be-beep-beep-beep, bee-beep, bee-beep! (Rebel Without a Pause)

Police

Los Santos Police Department

  • Get down!
  • You are under arrest!
  • Don't move a muscle!
  • Move, and I'll shoot!
  • You're coming with me!
  • You're mine now, kid!
  • Spread them.
  • We're gonna have to ask you a few questions.
  • We've been after you for a while.
  • End of the line for you, punk!
  • Don't move!
  • You're under arrest, shithead!
  • You're mine buddy! Mine!
  • You still think that was a good idea?!
  • You're gonna shut up now, asshole?!
  • Don't annoy me again!
  • Move, and I'll murder you!
  • You wanna die?! YOU WANNA DIE?!
  • Now freeze, you piece of shit!
  • YOU DO NOT MOVE! Stay where you are!
  • I told you not to screw with me!
  • We're gonna mess you up good!
  • I'm gonna have some fun with you, asshole!
  • Okay, you know the drill.
  • Let's get this over with.
  • Put him where I can see him.
  • Okay kid, fun's over.
  • Here we go again.
  • All right, spread 'em.
  • Make it easy on yourself.
  • You're under arrest.
  • Don't move.
  • Okay buddy, you're under arrest
  • Don't move, shit-for-brains.
  • Move, and I'll have to shoot you.
  • Okay, I got you!
  • Don't even think about it!
  • End of the road, kid!
  • Stay down, asshole!
  • One move, and I'll cap you right here!
  • Another crackhead for the cells!
  • Careful now, you want PCP?
  • You know your rights.
  • You know the routine.
  • Gotcha, punk!
  • Okay, no more fun for you!
  • You have the right to remain silent.
  • You have the right to remain silent, mister.
  • You're happy now, son?
  • Don't move! Do not move!
  • Oh, you're one of them gangbangers, huh?
  • LSPD, freeze!
  • You're under arrest there!
  • Move again, and I'll shoot you in the head!
  • We all have the right to remain stupid.
  • Let's do this nice and easy, missy.
  • Don't worry. We all die at the end.
  • Tired of all you shitheads!
  • Why don't you guys stop reproducing!
  • Easy boy, don't give any attitude.
  • Give any trouble, I'll shoot your knee.
  • Yeah, life is a bitch and then we die.
  • I'm sick of doing this! I'm hungry!
  • Don't make me waste bullets on you.
  • If you smile, I'm gonna shoot you!
  • You don't need a trial, son of a bitch!
  • Let's end your family tree right now!
  • All right, all right. You're coming with me.
  • Don't make it harder than you have to, stupid!
  • Just let me arrest you!
  • Can't just one guy let me arrest 'em peacefully?
  • Oh yeah? You'll love jail, it's dry!
  • I think this is the starting to dry out, period!
  • Oh great, jail, another booze-free zone.
  • You're under arrest!
  • You've got too far this time, sonny!
  • You're busted, buddy!
  • If you're busy in the showers, you won't even think of drinking.
  • Alright you stupid perp, you're under arrest.
  • Can't ain't a peaceful shift just once?
  • Hold still, asshole!
  • I got you!
  • End of the line, scumbag!
  • Hold it!
  • Hands where I can see 'em!
  • You're under arrest!
  • Time to visit the big house!
  • Gotcha! Ha ha!
  • You're mine now!
  • Hold it right there!
  • Out of the way!
  • Move it!
  • You're blocking the road!
  • Move your vehicle!
  • Come on, out of the way!
  • Move, please!
  • Come on, asshole! Move!
  • Move! NOW!
  • Police officers, get out of they way!
  • You're blocking traffic!
  • This is the police! Move your vehicle!
  • LSPD!
  • LSPD, move!
  • Hey, what's happening here?
  • What's the problem?!
  • Come on people, Move!
  • LSPD, get out of the way!
  • Look at this moron!
  • Come on!
  • I'm gonna fart if you don't move!
  • Come on, come on!
  • Why does this shit always have to happen to me?
  • I'm gonna lose this, I'm really am!
  • You Pete's sake, what a mess!
  • I'm a cop, move it!
  • Out of my way, you idiot!
  • Out of my way!
  • Play around!
  • Let's see what you got, buddy!
  • It's time to crush some skulls!
  • You want a beatdown?
  • Is that all you got?
  • I had to bitch-slap you!
  • I'd kick you if my pants weren't so tight!
  • I'm keeping this helmet on!
  • You got a problem with authority?
  • I'm gonna kick your ass!
  • Go, go, go!
  • Move in!
  • I got your back!
  • This one's all yours!
  • I'll spread cover fire!
  • End of the line for you, punk!
  • It's not worth it, kid.
  • Officer, I need a backup! (also cops say this quote, when CJ was seen in police impound garages)
  • Send reinforcements!
  • I'm gonna take this guy down!
  • Little help?
  • Get my back! I'm after him!
  • Come out with your hands up!
  • We have you surrounded!
  • You have no choice, but to come out!
  • Locked on target!
  • You're not getting away, buddy!
  • I can see you!
  • You're mine now!
  • I've got the lord on my side, asshole
  • Try it again! Come on!
  • You think this is gonna help your trial?!
  • You blithering prick!
  • Oh, you think you're tough, huh?
  • I'm a cop! I know how to fight!
  • I cannot wait to have you in the station!
  • Oh, you better knock me out, asshole!
  • Oh, you obviously didn't do too well at school!
  • Hit me, girly!
  • THERE HE IS, STOP!!!
  • You! You little shit, stop!
  • There! Stop, you shithead!
  • He's getting away! Take him out!
  • He's over there, running like a girl!
  • Stop running, you piece of crap!
  • Come on! Chase that asshole!
  • Catch him or shoot him, I don't give a shit!
  • STOP!
  • Put a bullet in him, just stop him!
  • YOU! STOP! Catch that guy!
  • Cover my back!
  • Pin him down, I'm going in!
  • I'm moving forward, cover me!
  • Lord, protect me!
  • You're mine, gangbanger! Mine!
  • If he breaks cover, kill him!
  • Look out!
  • I've been hit!
  • I'm gonna kill you for that!
  • Jesus, save me!
  • Lord, help!
  • Asshole, lookout now!
  • No, prick!
  • HELP!
  • NO!
  • Duck!
  • Head down!
  • Hit the dirt, he's trying to kill us!
  • We're getting shot up! Down!
  • You wanna die? Get your head down!
  • Incoming fire!
  • Move it!
  • Get in there!
  • Forward, forward, forward!
  • Get in there, and kill him!
  • Move in!
  • Come on, asshole!
  • Come back here!
  • Don't run away!
  • You're making this worse for yourself!
  • Hey, man! I just wanna talk!
  • Don't make me shoot you in the back!
  • I'll blow your head off, if you don't stop!
  • Stop running!
  • Don't make it worse for yourself, asshole!
  • Come on, give up!
  • YOU! Stop this now!
  • You know I'm gonna catch you!
  • Okay punk, it's over! You're surrounded!
  • You're ours, boy!
  • Gotcha now, you gangbanging piece of shit!
  • Game over, asshole!
  • Fun time stops now, son!
  • Look at me! LOOK AT ME!
  • There you go, boy! To HELL!
  • I got a headshot!
  • He's going down!
  • Piece of garbage!
  • Get ready to get creamed, asshole!
  • You're going down!
  • Jerk!
  • Bastard!
  • I'm taking you in!
  • Son of a bitch!
  • Had enough?
  • Stay down, dammit!
  • You gonna come with me, or what?
  • I'll kill you, you hear me?!
  • Scumbag!
  • Get it over, and hit me!
  • Stop, you punk!
  • Hold it, asshole!
  • Get back here!
  • You're a dead man!
  • Hold it right there!
  • Don't move! I said hold it!
  • Go on, catch him!
  • I'm given chase on foot!
  • I'm after him! Back me up!
  • Oh, I'm chasing!
  • He's getting away!
  • Cover me! I'm gonna need support!
  • You keep him down!
  • I'm going in low!
  • Don't let him do anything!
  • If he shows, shoot him!
  • Cover me!
  • I'm gonna kill you for this, punk!
  • Man, I'm pissed off now!
  • That guy is so dead!
  • Call a station.
  • Hard backup, now!
  • Get down!
  • Watch it!
  • Down now!
  • Hey! Incoming!
  • Hit the dirt!
  • Watch it! Hit the floor!
  • We've got him in the sights!
  • Aim for the head!
  • Aim for the heart!
  • Let's bring him down!
  • Aim for the legs!
  • Lock on to the bastard!
  • You're mine now, you bastard!
  • I see him, I see him!
  • There he is! He's mine!
  • I got a clear shot at him!
  • We've got him in our sights!
  • Let's move in!
  • Get closer!
  • Close the net!
  • Start reeling him in!
  • We've got him trapped!
  • Advance!
  • Come on, move in!
  • Come on, get in there!
  • We've got him pinned down!
  • Move forward!
  • Where'd that punk go!
  • He's not far.
  • Turn this place upside down.
  • We're not leaving until we find that punk.
  • Where are you?!
  • Come on out now, fun's over!
  • Come on out!
  • You're surrounded!
  • Come on, we got you surrounded!
  • There's too many of us!
  • Come on out, now!
  • Okay, fun's over!
  • Come out, or we'll kill you!
  • Keep after him!
  • I'm not giving up, pal!
  • I got him! I got him!
  • I'm him! Stop right there!
  • LSPD, STOP!!!
  • Come on guys!
  • Freeze, dirtbag!
  • Jeez, give me some cover here!
  • Covering fire!
  • Somebody cover my ass!
  • Where's that covering fire?!
  • I'm going in! Light that bastard up!
  • He's a loose cannon, hit the deck!
  • You and me, pal!
  • Should have come, quietly!
  • Bringing this on yourself!
  • Come on, then!
  • You want it the hard way?
  • Big tough homie, huh?
  • Don't make me do this!
  • Give it up, son! Give it up!
  • Drop the gun, homie!
  • I'm gonna finish this!
  • No more dicking around!
  • Screw this! CHARGE!
  • Here I come!
  • Officer, calling for backup!
  • I'm on to you!
  • Stop right there!
  • I ain't going solo with this maniac!
  • Hold it right there!
  • We got you surrounded, son!
  • Come on, homeboy! Give it up!
  • Nowhere to go now, homeboy!
  • We're all over the neighborhood!
  • No way to run!
  • I got a bead on him!
  • I see you, asshole!
  • I’ve got a homeboy in my sights!
  • He's here someplace.
  • Where'd he go, huh?
  • Keep your eyes peeled!
  • Bastard's giving us the slip!
  • Don't give up! He's just hiding!
  • There he is!
  • I'm on him! Take him out!
  • Hey there! LSPD!
  • He's getting away!
  • Come on, get him!
  • You, stop!
  • Hey, come on! I'm chasing you!
  • DUCK!
  • Get your heads down!
  • That psycho's shooting at us!
  • Watch out, we're under fire!
  • Okay, bud. Let's have it.
  • I'll put you in a hospital, pal.
  • I'll kill you.
  • Come on, fight! Fight!
  • Well, fight me then!
  • You moron! I'll murder you!
  • You? You ain't tough?
  • Oh, you think you're tough shit, huh?
  • Move in, I got your back.
  • Get forward!
  • Take him out!
  • Kill this asshole!
  • Get in front of me!
  • Hey, stop!
  • This is the LSPD, stop!
  • You better stop now, bud!
  • Stop with the running, pal!
  • You're mine, pal!
  • You won't run out on me, son!
  • You piss-stain, stop!
  • Stop running, you girl!
  • We got you now, buddy!
  • You're surrounded! It's over!
  • Hands up, man! We got you surrounded!
  • Give up bud, It's over!
  • Look at me pal, you're dead!
  • I got you now, asshole!
  • I got a clear shot on him!
  • I'll shoot you in the back, I will!
  • Shit! It's these new shoes!
  • Come back here, mofo!
  • I don't got no problem shooting you!
  • I won't shoot you in the leg, dickhead!
  • Now you're pissing me off!
  • Why do you all run?
  • I wasn't gonna shoot you, but now!
  • Shit. this is bad for my heart!
  • Hey, get back here!
  • I'll catch you eventually!
  • If I'm not hit at the end, just shoot me.
  • Cover me while I unload all my bullets!
  • I don't wanna die before I kill somebody today!
  • Listen, I don't want to get shot in the leg!
  • Cover me, but don't cover me (when) I'm ready!
  • Keep me covered, boys!
  • Cover my fatass, I'm going in!
  • Here we go! Hit the ground!
  • Down, down, down! Watch your head!
  • Down, baby! Down!
  • Shit, I hate bending my knees!
  • Shit, my fatass!
  • Come here, skinny ass!
  • You think you can take me?
  • Come on! Come on!
  • You think you're tough?
  • I can kill you anytime, I'm a cop!
  • I need a donut before we start this!
  • Nobody fights a cop and lives!
  • Remember, I'm calling backup!
  • You've never smelled my underarms!
  • This is making me hungry.
  • You're sure you wanna do this?
  • Come on!
  • Go ahead punk!
  • Let's go. Who wants to live anyway?
  • Let do this! I wanna shoot somebody!
  • Come on! I gotta workout 10 donuts!
  • Let's go make a big fat mess!
  • Let's go and shoot 'em! What the hell?
  • I'm sick of doing this! I'm hungry!
  • I'm getting old here!
  • Let me handle this, it's my time!
  • This could be my 15 minutes!
  • Don't let me die in my mom's basement!
  • I've been training for this all morning!
  • I'm gonna do this alone 'cause I got B.O.
  • Trust me, I don't wanna live.
  • If you were me, would you wanna live?
  • I'll take care of this, take care of my fish.
  • I know what I'm doing, get me a donut!
  • I'm gonna deal with this like a fat kid!
  • I don't know what I'm doing!
  • What are you doing? Does everybody hate me?
  • What are you doing?
  • Look around, we're all here for you!
  • Don't surrender, so we can shoot you! (voice cracking)
  • We're gonna eat you alive, and I'm really hungry!
  • Don't surrender, so we can shoot you!
  • We got you corned, Stuart Dildo!
  • Let's shoot him in the ear first!
  • Aim for the eye!
  • Shoot him in the crotch, always!
  • We've got him right where we want him!
  • Fool has no idea we got a mail.
  • You're going down!
  • We got you now, punk!
  • People like you make me sick!
  • Get out of my life, asshole!
  • I'm not letting you screw up my life again!
  • You want trouble? I'll give you trouble!
  • Come on then, asshole!
  • You don't know jackshit!
  • I need to handle this myself.
  • I'm going in, I got a score to settle!
  • This guy's mine.
  • Take this guy out.
  • Let me at the bastard!
  • I'll get him, it'll be therapeutic.
  • I'm gonna get that rat bastard.
  • I'mma get that bastard on my own.
  • I've been sober for over a year!
  • This guy's jerked me around for the last time.
  • Mister, I've had a really bad day.
  • Eat shit!
  • Leave me alone!
  • I hope you die!
  • This one's mine!
  • I'm gonna kick your ass for the good of the community!
  • All I gotta do is pull the trigger!
  • I got a bead on you, you son of a bitch!
  • Hey asshole, I see you!
  • I got you, man!
  • Whoaho!
  • Ha ha ha ha!
  • Bring it on!
  • Ha, let's see what you got?!
  • I'mma beat the living shit out of you, pal!
  • Ha, I got no problem kicking your ass!
  • Hey, you want a jab, or a right cross?
  • Come on, you punch like a girl!
  • Come on man, bring it on!
  • Hey, you're not getting anywhere, pal!
  • I'm onto you, man!
  • I'm gonna take you down!
  • Get back over here!
  • Officer, in need of assistance!
  • This one's mine!
  • Let's do this!
  • Let's go!
  • Move in, we got him now!
  • This guy is ours!
  • Where the hell he go?
  • I know he went this way.
  • Dammit! Lost him!
  • Man, I had him a minute ago.
  • Where is he?
  • We got you surrounded!
  • We got you!
  • I got you man!
  • I got my eye on you, pal!
  • Punk, you won't get away with this!
  • You're in a hurry?!
  • You almost mowed down a cop!
  • Watch out!
  • What was that?
  • Hey! Lookout, ASSHOLE!
  • HEY!
  • He tried to kill me!
  • STOP! POLICE! AAHH!
  • Get down!
  • Look out!
  • SHIT!
  • (You) missed, punk!
  • Look out! (second time)
  • Hey!
  • Hey, he's trying to kill me!
  • Look out!
  • Chump!
  • Oh shit!
  • Holy crap!
  • Aw, man!
  • You piece of shit!
  • You blind shitbag!
  • Stop, police!
  • Hey, lookout!
  • You asshole!
  • You dick!
  • You psychotic dick!
  • What the hell?! Hey, punkass!
  • God darn it!
  • Holy shiatsu!
  • Damn, I could have died!
  • SHIT! I need a donut!
  • You bastard!
  • I'm gonna get you!
  • Wow!
  • Hey hey hey!
  • Psychopath!
  • Too close!
  • What are you, blind?
  • You fool!
  • You're gonna regret that!
  • I got your license!
  • Crap!
  • Are you drunk?
  • Hey, watch where you're going.
  • Careful!
  • Hey, watch it!
  • Get out of the way, moron.
  • I'm a cop, hunting killers.
  • Move fool, I'm trying to save the world here!
  • Get out of my way, I'm a cop!
  • What the...?
  • Hey!
  • Hey, don't push me!
  • I'm an officer of the law!
  • You don't wanna push me again!
  • Watch where you're going!
  • Hey, careful!
  • Sorry.
  • Excuse me.
  • Watch your step.
  • Back off.
  • Police, move!
  • Come on, move!
  • This is the police, move!
  • Move, I'm a damn cop!
  • Hey! I felt that!
  • Watch it! I'm not wearing deodorant!
  • I'm in no mood, mofo!
  • Obstruction of justice, right there!
  • Get your hands off me!
  • (Do) you know who I am?!
  • Hey! What are you doing?!
  • Watch it!
  • What the?
  • Ah, come on!
  • Look out!
  • Hey!
  • Beat it!
  • Watch where you're going.
  • Watch it, buddy.
  • Careful.
  • Ah, you asshole!
  • Oh my squad car!
  • You hit me!
  • Oh no!
  • Jeez!
  • Damn it!
  • Ah, hell (no)!
  • Everybody okay?
  • I don't believe this shit!
  • That's twice this week!
  • Oh my damn coffee!
  • Oh I'm real angry now!
  • Now you've done it, my damn back!
  • You're in trouble now!
  • You think this is funny, bozo?!
  • You don't mess with my car, shithead!
  • Now I'm gonna hurt you!
  • Look what you did? Look!
  • You're gonna feel the pain my car feels!
  • It's not worth it, kid.
  • Just stay calm, buddy.
  • Put the gun down.
  • THINK! I'm a cop!
  • You don't want blood on my hands!
  • Hey! Relax, man! Relax!
  • Give me a break, man! Don't kill me!
  • Please man, let me live!
  • You think I'm just gonna run?
  • You think I'm just gonna run away?
  • Give it a shot. I'm bulletproof.
  • Come on man, Calm down!
  • Put it down.
  • Don't do this.
  • Think, pal. Think!
  • Come on, let's not go there!
  • I'm just doing my job.
  • Hey come on man, I got a wife and kids pal!
  • Don't shoot me, man!
  • Don't do it, man. Please!
  • Think about this pal, do you really want to do this?
  • Come on, shoot me!
  • I want you to shoot me, now!
  • I've been waiting for this!
  • End my life, I'll be thankful!
  • Go ahead, I've said goodbye to my fish!
  • Shoot me, really?! Please!
  • The chief is driving me nuts.
  • I blame those damn liberals.
  • We should get bigger guns and more bullets!
  • We aren't all donut fanatics.
  • Yeah, I prefer half-and-half to skim milk.
  • Bagels kick donuts ass.
  • My wife wants to get a divorce.
  • Nobody touches my mother, not even my daddy.
  • Nah, I prefer half and half to skimmed milk.
  • Tell my wife I banged her sister.
  • My squad car!
  • I'm getting old here!
  • I told him "Chill out", then I broke his arm.
  • Nowhere to run, ass-dick!
  • You! Stop!
  • He's getting away!
  • Sarge, I said "I won't do it" and I got promoted.
  • I can't believe you hit my car!
  • Ah, my squad car!
  • Awww, no...
  • Duck! Get your heads down!
  • I'm going in, I got a score to settle!
  • Target the bastard!
  • My dad was a cop.
  • I won't shower at the station-house.
  • I'm gonna give you the nightstick for that!
  • That psycho's shooting at us!
  • I got my eye on you pal!
  • I being down with the belly club!
  • Bagels kick donuts' ass.
  • I'll maybe make lieutenant in 5 years.
  • I'm all about the school of hard knocks.
  • I just recently graduated from the academy.
  • My daddy was a sheriff once.
  • My old family's cops.
  • I'll shoot you in the back, I will!
  • Shit! It's these new shoes!
  • Come back here, mofo!
  • I don't got no problem shooting you!
  • I won't shoot you in the leg, dickhead!
  • Now, you're pissing me off!
  • Why do you all run?
  • I wasn't gonna shoot you, but now!
  • Shit! This is bad for my heart!
  • Hey! Get back here!
  • I'll catch you, eventually!
  • Source of all my problems is my brother.
  • Source of all my problems is my sister.
  • If only I wasn't a cop, ladies would love me.
  • I never eat, really?
  • I need a donut, or I'll kill my fish.
  • I need to get me some pussy.
  • FREEZE!
  • Yeah, keep running!
  • Maybe I should start working out!
  • Slow down, creep!
  • You're not gonna outrun me, kid!
  • Whoa, I need to get in shape!
  • Cover me, I'm going in!
  • Watch my back!
  • You got me? I'm on it!
  • Taxpayers are gonna pay for that!
  • Holy shit!
  • There goes my bonus!
  • You blind, punk?
  • You won't get away with this!
  • Heads up!
  • Watch it!
  • Duck!
  • Take cover!
  • You deserve a medal!
  • You should become a cop!
  • Don't worry, man. We'll molest him in the station.
  • I'll give this asshole a beating for you.
  • Well done, kid.
  • This is great. Good work, man.
  • You caught him. Well done!
  • Well done! Makes all the difference!
  • You made a real change here!
  • Thanks!
  • Thanks. Life is just great, isn't it?
  • You make me sick, but thanks.
  • I don't understand folks like you.
  • You did good son.
  • You should join up!
  • Thanks, man. I'll take him now.
  • Okay pal, we got him from there.
  • Hey, good work.
  • We need more guys like you.
  • I've been training for the marathon!
  • Hey, you got nowhere to run, kid!
  • Hey, get back over here!
  • Hey slow down, asshole!
  • Yeah keep running, you moron!
  • Hey, you're not gonna get away!
  • You're just making this harder on yourself!
  • Hey, you're gonna have to rest sometime.
  • Brown really isn't my color.
  • My shades make my face look fat.
  • Do my shades look too big for my face?
  • Heh, beat him down with my belly club.
  • I'mma hit the sauna.
  • I'mma hit the shower.
  • This one is mine!
  • I'm going in, watch my back!
  • Goddammit, watch my back!
  • Here goes my raise!
  • Can't believe this is happening!
  • Dang!
  • Hey, man! This vehicle's city property!
  • You watch the road!
  • You idiot!
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • What are you on? Dope?!
  • Whoahoa!
  • Holy!
  • Get down!
  • Watch out, this guy's lost!
  • Take cover! Take cover!
  • Hands up!
  • Down, down, down!
  • You did a great thing here.
  • Hey man, it's not worth it.
  • Hey buddy, don't shoot.
  • Hey man, just put the gun down.
  • You stay calm, and don't shoot.
  • There's no need for weapons.
  • Hey, come back!
  • I gotta get you to jail!
  • Why do they always run away?
  • Just once a life, if they'll come quietly!
  • Nah, I have to quit smoking too, I guess.
  • Shit, running was easy when I was pranking.
  • Why my legs get so hard to move?
  • Stop and drop, asshole!
  • I'm gonna getcha!
  • Oh, my lumbar's fine!
  • When I catch that guy!
  • You better hold up!
  • Get back here, sonny!
  • It's so great to live a clean, sober life.
  • So glad I'm off the sauce.
  • See a wine bottle? I just wanna smash it over my head.
  • I walk through the beer isle, I feel fine.
  • And I'm sober, I wish all my wives and kids will come back.
  • I hate to wine about being sober.
  • Hey, I'm clean.
  • I don't touch that shit now.
  • I ain't had a drink in years.
  • Make sure he stays where he is!
  • Keep him busy!
  • Hold him down!
  • Watch my back!
  • Not my fault! This is not my fault!
  • Gimme a breathalyzer test, you'll see!
  • I could walk a straight line, just ask me to.
  • Can't lose anymore points on my license!
  • Where's my neckbrace?
  • If they wanna test my urine, I'm ready!
  • I've been sober for a year now, really?
  • Damn, I need a drink!
  • Shit! They think I fell off the wagon!
  • There goes the sound of my career!
  • Shit, I needed this like a hole in the head.
  • Watch it!
  • Shit!
  • You'll have some reflexes.
  • Reflex is not totally gone.
  • Damn!
  • Drop!
  • Hit the ground!
  • Duck!
  • These are some good people love.
  • Thanks. I owe you one.
  • Appreciate the help.
  • You did good for your country.
  • You think that scares me?
  • I got worst problems than you, kiddo.
  • You don't scare me.
  • Put it down, jackoff.
  • Pu it away.
  • Alright, let's get him!
  • Let's get closer!
  • Move in!
  • Close in on him!
  • Let's tighten the noose!
  • Do things get anymore humiliating?
  • Is there rubbing alcohol in that paint?
  • Shit! Turpentine has spirits in it!
  • My eyes!
  • This stuff really hurts!
  • Call for backup! Call for backup!
  • These bastards are messing with the wrong guy!
  • We're taking you in!
  • You're busted now, buddy!
  • Your rights are history!
  • Target the bastard!
  • I've got him on my sights!
  • Firm target!
  • Aim everything you got at him.

San Fierro Police Department

  • Watch where you going!
  • Sorry, my fault, entirely!
  • Did you hurt yourself?
  • Yeah, let’s connect!
  • Did your mother drop you as a child?
  • Hey, watch it!
  • Hey, I just polished these shoes!
  • When you see this badge, step the hell aside!
  • Police, out of my way!
  • Let’s see what you got, boy!
  • Take it like a man!
  • Bruise yourself for pain!
  • After I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it!
  • Careful pal, I know how to use this stick!
  • Move it, or loose it!
  • I’m gonna take you down!
  • First i'm gonna beat you up, then i’m gonna beat you off!
  • Do you wanna bump up? Come on; Show me what you’re hiding down there!
  • Stop, I can help with your anxiety!
  • Man to man, like nature intended!
  • Prepare for a beating!
  • You wanna bump up, huh?
  • I’m gonna violate your ass!
  • Come on, pal, one fist or two?
  • How can I help you? Please stop!
  • I’m actually a social worker in a uniform!
  • Let me help you, I’m a social worker!
  • I can help you crying out with my help!
  • Did your daddy kiss you?
  • Fighting is never the answer!
  • I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy!
  • No problem, i can wait!
  • Whenever you're ready!
  • Take your time, no rush!
  • Wait, bro!
  • Come on, we can get on the bottom with this!
  • Why you wanna hit me?
  • Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it!
  • The police are your friends!
  • I’m licensed by the state!
  • I'm a police officer, not a marathon runner!
  • I'm too young for this shit!
  • Hold it, I’m also a social worker!
  • Slow down!
  • Stop, you’re just troubled!
  • This is one fast bastard!
  • Didn’t your mommy love you?
  • Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue!
  • I feel your pain!
  • You have a death wish, punk?
  • Slow down!
  • I can make this look like a suicide, you know?
  • You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass!
  • You can’t escape!
  • This better not be a toy gun, cause i am shooting your ass!
  • Your hands go up, we don't shoot!
  • You ain’t losing me, asshole!
  • I’m dragging your ass to jail!
  • I’m right behind ya, buddy!
  • I’m going to terminate this chase at any cost.
  • I can cancel in your therapy on Thursday!
  • Get away, the cops are after you!
  • You're in my sights!
  • I never miss, asshole!
  • I never miss, twice!
  • Careful, I heard Five-O is in the house!
  • Carjacking is just a cry for help!
  • By running away, you diss me!
  • Therapy can turn you into a productive citizen!
  • Inside every criminal is a scared little child!
  • My wife puts up a better fight!
  • Slow down, damn it! I just ate!
  • Is something wrong? can I help?
  • Glad you're not wasting any gas in the car!
  • I love your not polluting escape method!
  • My nickname on the force is Clean Harry!
  • I'm sticking my pistol in your mouth!
  • I smell the fear of a criminal!
  • I’m on your ass, daisy!
  • Come on, let’s talk about this!
  • This badge does not break for no one!
  • What will shooting me solve?
  • Don't frighten him, come on we can help him!
  • Attacking authority figure, I like it!
  • You can’t escape!
  • Hey, that's public property!
  • Yeah crush that gas-guzzler, right on, smash that polluting vehicle!
  • Did your parents ever crash your toy car?
  • Smash the car, man, I hate America anyway!
  • Hey, that's a legitimate expression of frustration!
  • Those sneakers better not be from child labor!
  • You see me coming, don’t ya?
  • I’m on the edge, asshole!
  • Hey! I'll book you for resisting arrest!
  • You gotta be America's dumbest crook!
  • Not on my watch, buddy! Not on my watch!
  • You just crossed my thin blue line, asshole!
  • I’m gonna slap you good!
  • I got a good cellmate for you, he loves to cuddle!
  • Get your bitch and switch!
  • 10-15, prisoner in custody!
  • Drop your pants, honey!
  • Drop in the name of the law!
  • You like guys in uniform or something?
  • Wanna grab my pistol?
  • Let’s wrestle to submission!
  • Wrestle me, honey!
  • Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him!
  • You have the right to remain gorgeous!
  • Not so cocksure, now!
  • Gotcha, honey!
  • I am taking you down, sugar!
  • You won't lose me, honeybunch!
  • You wanted to be caught!
  • You're going down, handsome!
  • Let me tell you my hourly therapy rate.
  • Whoo, check his weapon!
  • About time, you son of a bitch!
  • Don’t move a muscle!
  • I got you punk, stay down!
  • What are you doing?
  • You’re going downtown!
  • My ex-wife drives better than that!
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • You better pay a price for that!
  • Son-of-a-bitch!
  • Hey!
  • Tell me about your childhood.
  • I could read you your rights, but why bother?
  • Assume the position, honey!
  • Say hi to Virgil in cellblock D!
  • Let me see that smirk now, cowboy!
  • You have the right to remain silent!
  • You have the right to talk to a therapist!
  • We can work out therapy schedules later!
  • Thought you can get away with breaking the law?
  • I got you, son of a bitch!
  • You're going straight to the station, asshole!
  • We're gonna have so much fun with you at the station!
  • You know what I can do with my baton?
  • You were a handful!
  • Sucks you got caught, San Andreas prisons are a travesty!
  • Promise you'll call me if you feel suicidal!
  • Fight the power, comrade!
  • You're going down.
  • You weren't gonna get away!
  • Violence only breeds more violence!
  • Not so cocky now!
  • Take a rest, flyboy!
  • Did your parents fight a lot?
  • I'll bust you out at midnight, comrade!
  • This must be so hard for you!
  • Something's going right! For once...
  • You know your rights! Right?
  • At last I got you, you shit!
  • You got prison bitch written all over you!
  • You're busted, sucker!
  • Get down and stay down!
  • At least you didn't get away from me!
  • You're busted, asshole!
  • Well hot dog, I got him!

Las Venturas Police Department

  • You're under arrest, asshole!
  • Fun's over, buddy!
  • Party time's over, buddy!
  • Suspect is under control!
  • You ain't so tough now, huh?
  • I'm bringing him in!
  • Anymore of your bullshit, and I'll blow you away!
  • You're under arrest, buddy!
  • You're gonna have a whole lot of fun inside, pal!
  • Don't move!
  • We're taking you in, asshole!
  • You wanna play rough?
  • You know your rights and I know mine, asshole!
  • Move your vehicle!
  • Get out of the way!
  • You're gonna have to move!
  • Move, asshole!
  • Move, police!
  • 'scuse me!
  • Come on! Move!
  • Hey, this is official business!
  • Hey! Beat it!
  • I'm on him!
  • There he is! I see him!
  • I got a visual on him!
  • I'm after him!
  • I'm after him! Cover me!
  • There he is! I'm after him!
  • Give me some support!
  • Let's go! He's making a run for it!
  • Suspect is trying to escape!
  • Suspect's leaving the scene!
  • Let's get him; he's running away!
  • Get the perp!
  • There he is! I see him!
  • Idiot tried to do a hit and run.
  • Some guy's trying to fool around with my wife.
  • I told him "Stay away from her. She's married."
  • What are you gonna do? Cry like a girl?
  • You ain't never seen shit like that.
  • Look at this bozo!
  • Look at this candy-ass!
  • She's a goddamn cheating whore!
  • You're wrong! I'm right! I'm the cop!
  • Cover me!
  • I love you, Angela! You bitch!
  • If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch!
  • Cover my ass!
  • I'm going in, pin him down!
  • I'll go in, my wife's a bitch anyway!
  • I'm going in, I got nothing to lose!
  • This is a squad car, asshole!
  • This is a police car!
  • My beautiful squad car!
  • You just drove into me!
  • You just can't drive into me!
  • Wake up, chicken shit!
  • Crazy idiot!
  • Huh? Look out, you stupid fool!
  • That guy tried to kill me!
  • You think that's funny?!
  • JEEZ!
  • Oh, jeez!
  • Whoa! Watch it!
  • Whoa, whoa!
  • He's shooting at us! Everyone, under cover!
  • He's trying to kill us!
  • He's a maniac!
  • I got a wife, just left me! Now this!
  • You think I need this?!
  • He's trying to kill us!
  • You think I need this shit?
  • You're looking at a jail turf, tough guy!
  • You're gonna get your head busted for this!
  • You think we're all "liberals" here?
  • You think you're the big man, huh?
  • You'd better start running, buddy!
  • Buddy, I'm gonna mash you up!
  • You don't hit a police officer carrots!
  • You give me anymore of this, and I'll shoot your leg off!
  • You really want some of this?
  • Come on, tough guy!
  • You're gonna get it, real good!
  • That's it buddy, you're dead!
  • I thought you look dubious, but you did yourself proud.
  • Good work, buddy!
  • Good job! You just took a fight out of crime!
  • You made a hero yourself out there.
  • Come on! There's cops everywhere!
  • Go ahead!
  • You don't have the balls!
  • Pull the trigger, pussy!
  • Pull the trigger, punk!
  • Think about what you're doing!
  • You move in, I got kids.
  • GO GO! We gotta get this bastard!
  • Move in! Go ahead, I'll cover you!
  • I got somebody in the squad car, you move in!
  • You ain't getting away, buddy!
  • Make me run, and I'll beat you to a pulp!
  • You think you can get away from me?
  • Why are you running away?
  • Just give up! Give up!
  • There are cops everywhere, just give up!
  • Put your weapon down!
  • You don't need to die, surrender!
  • Show's over buddy, give up!
  • The party's over, buddy!
  • Surrender! The show is over!
  • You are surrounded!
  • Give up, and you won't be hurt!
  • We are locked on to you, buddy!
  • You see me now, buddy!
  • This is all your fault!
  • You're messing with the wrong cop!
  • I got a clear shot on him!
  • You're going down, buddy!
  • You see this?! You see this?!
  • Eat the concrete, punk!
  • 5 arrests today, and you're #6!
  • Just try it, punk. Just try it.
  • I oughta pop you right now.
  • You're in my world now!
  • Stay down, gangbanger!
  • 10-15, prisoner in custody!
  • Nowhere to run!
  • Not to be in a world of pain, boy!
  • We're gonna have some fun with you, boy!
  • They let you back out on the streets?
  • Yeah I know, you're out taking a walk.
  • Damn dopers socked out on goofballs.
  • You little asshole!
  • Flinch, let me kill you!
  • I got an 11-54 right in front of me!
  • You're impeding official police business!
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • What is that wise ass trying to pull?
  • Move!
  • You lose your glasses?
  • Hey! Watch it, buddy!
  • You see this badge?
  • Watch where you're going!
  • Are you impeding an officer of the law!
  • Are you pushing me?
  • Did you just touch me, pal?
  • Suspect on foot!
  • I'm on him!
  • Going nowhere!
  • Go around! Meet him head-on!
  • Dammit! I need some help here!
  • Stop!
  • I'll shoot you without hesitating!
  • Great! Now you're making me run?
  • Slow down, and I'll go easy on you!
  • You can't get away from me!
  • Role calls for meaner maids.
  • I'm on my own timetable.
  • I unloaded a clip into that junkie.
  • You think I need evidence? He's a slimeball.
  • I served my community by kicking ass.
  • Give me some cover fire!
  • When you see me, go start shooting!
  • Lay down some fire, I don't feel like dying!
  • I got a plan, cover me!
  • You just cover me, okay!
  • Tell my wife, I love her!
  • I'm going in!
  • What the hell?!
  • Ah, my coffee!
  • 11-82 in progress!
  • Touching this car is signing your death warrant!
  • Time to bust some heads!
  • You're mine!
  • You can't hit a police car!
  • I'm a cop, you asshole!
  • Okay, now you're in trouble!
  • I don't believe it!
  • Whoa!
  • Watch it!
  • Hey!
  • Psycho at the wheels!
  • Cop killer!
  • Get down!
  • Keep your heads down! We got a live one!
  • Don't be a hero, Martinez! Stay down!
  • This guy's insane!
  • We got a guy shooting at cops here!
  • Get some cover!
  • Duck!
  • Incoming!
  • I can handle you, street garbage!
  • You think you're tough?
  • Let's go, cowboy!
  • Think I'm the good guy, I'm the bad guy!
  • Okay, you wanna dance?
  • You punch like a drag queen!
  • It's open season on gangbangers!
  • There's no cameras around to catch this beating!
  • I'm gonna enjoy this!
  • You're gonna stop breathing right here, right now!
  • Come on pal, hit me!
  • San Fierro needs more guys like you.
  • You're a brave kid!
  • Don't expect a reward, hero.
  • Well done, kid.
  • Nice work, kid.
  • You pull it out, you better have the balls to use it!
  • Wait, wait! You think about what you're doing!
  • You think I'm piss in my pants?!
  • Pull that trigger, and you're like "It's over, son!".
  • Hey, look behind you!
  • Hey, look over there!
  • Think about it, son! Think about it!
  • Enough of this shit!
  • Time to take this perp down!
  • I don't care what the captain says, he's mine!
  • I'm going in!
  • It's now or never!
  • Move in!
  • Go, go, go!
  • Stop! Police!
  • Stop running!
  • Where you're running to?!
  • You want a bullet in the back of the head?
  • Making me run, huh?
  • When I get my hands on you!
  • This little chase is making me angry!
  • Come on, I just wanna talk!
  • Yeah, yeah! I know you're innocent, right?!
  • Stop running away, kid!
  • You wanna live, son? Drop your weapon!
  • We're all over you like steak on shit!
  • Give it up!
  • There's no escape, I shit you not!
  • Come out, you're surrounded!
  • The fun and games is over, kid!
  • Like shooting ducks in a basket!
  • Smile, you son of a bitch!
  • You're mine!
  • All too easy!
  • Target locked!
  • Easy in my sights!
  • Look at me, kid!
  • Look at the law!
  • This is the law in action!
  • Don't move a goddamn muscle!
  • Your luck has ran out!
  • End of the line punk!
  • It's over, you chump!
  • He's down!
  • You're going away for a while!
  • Yeah, yeah! Heard it all before!
  • You're going down, asshole!
  • End of the road for you, boy!
  • You have the right to remain silent.
  • Gotta move on!
  • Hey, we're blocked in here!
  • We're waiting, asshole!
  • What's the problem up there?!
  • You're obstructing the traffic!
  • YOU! MOVE!
  • Watch who you're bumping.
  • Easy, fella.
  • Hey, be careful.
  • You're pushing your luck.
  • Come back here!
  • There he goes!
  • Get after him!
  • I'm on him!
  • He's over there!
  • You're not getting away, punk!
  • Time to lose him!
  • Can't get away from me!
  • Gimme some help over here!
  • We gotta run him!
  • Gimme some backup!
  • Watch my ass!
  • Keep his head down!
  • Light him up!
  • I'm breaking cover!
  • Make sure you cover me!
  • Oh man!
  • There's always one idiot!
  • I don't believe this guy!
  • For crying out loud!
  • Who's this moron?
  • Holy ashbangers!
  • That's it! Now I'm angry!
  • OHHH!
  • Yeah, whatever.
  • Where'd you come from?
  • The gloves come off.
  • Hey!
  • Watch it!
  • Look out!
  • What the?!
  • Oh my, what the?!
  • Holy crap!
  • Taste like an ostrich!
  • Incoming!
  • Hit the deck!
  • Take cover!
  • Heads up!
  • I'm gonna enjoy this!
  • You think you got what it takes?
  • Take the punishment!
  • Let's settle this!
  • Okay, we'll do this the hard way!
  • Come on, you freak!
  • You're going down, like it or not!
  • Could've wish I shot ya!
  • Well done, son.
  • Couldn't have done better myself.
  • Way to go.
  • You've done your good deed for today.
  • You ain't got the guts.
  • Just try it!
  • You think you're mad enough?
  • Put that down goddamn, you moron!
  • Big man got a shooter now, huh?
  • DUCK!
  • The other guys are right behind me!
  • You won't get away from me!
  • Give it up, punk!
  • I'm on your ass, boy!
  • There's no getting away from this!
  • You're trapped!
  • Give up!
  • You've run out of options, boy!
  • Nowhere to run to now, huh punk?
  • Looks like we got the last lap, boy!
  • Gonna blow your knees away!
  • I can take you!
  • Like a rabbit in my headlights!
  • I'm gonna drop you, right there!
  • Shoot to kill!
  • Hoho, in the dirt he's chute!
  • Right between the eyes!
  • You're going down, punk!
  • Get down! Get down!
  • Anything you say, you better talk!
  • Ever look at your heart, while it's still beating?
  • Where do you take your first shower?
  • Up against the wall, punk!
  • Never arrested a corpse before!
  • This makes my whole day worthwhile.
  • You goddamn asslicker!
  • Forget the trial!
  • You're going to Old Sparky right now!
  • I am your worst nightmare!
  • I don't know anybody named Miranda!
  • You're gonna die!
  • You're gonna regret that!
  • I'm not forgetting that!
  • What the hell you're going?
  • What are you? Blind?
  • Get back here, asshole!
  • Don't you run away from me!
  • Yeah, I love this part.
  • Time for run-ins, over!
  • I'll give you a headstart!
  • You better stop, and drop!
  • What do you think you're going?
  • Lock and load!
  • Watch my back!
  • Keep me covered at all times!
  • Cover me!
  • Keep me covered!
  • You're gonna wish you killed me!
  • You're gonna die even slower now!
  • Dammit!
  • Shithead!
  • Damn!
  • Too rare for you that I'm not dead!
  • Big mistake, pal!
  • This ain't a good day for you!
  • Goddammit!
  • Shit!
  • You're a dead man!
  • Another one?!
  • That's it!
  • Watch it, mofo!
  • Man!
  • He's going down!
  • Oh no you don't!
  • Nice try, dickface!
  • Duck!
  • Get down!
  • Drop!
  • DOWN!
  • Hit the floor!
  • I don't need a gun to kill you!
  • Yeah, yeah!
  • Is that all you got?!
  • Give it to me, baby! Give it to me!
  • You're gonna wish I shot you before!
  • Asshole!
  • Stay down, punk!
  • Shit!
  • Die!
  • Choke on this, asshole!
  • Oh, you are going to pay!
  • I needed some exercise!
  • Yeah, thanks!
  • Stay out of trouble!
  • You could've been killed!
  • Thanks!
  • Go ahead, shoot!
  • I'm immortal!
  • Pussies like you, they're all the same!
  • I bet you can't even use that thing!
  • You better hope we don't find you, asshole!
  • I spy with my little eye!
  • Made me to employ deadly force!
  • You know I wouldn't hurt you!
  • I'm on him!
  • I need backup!
  • I got him in my sights!
  • I'm in pursuit!
  • This dirtbag is going down!
  • You are going down, pal!
  • This one's mine!
  • I've been looking forward to this!
  • Mano-a-mano!
  • You're surrounded!
  • Ever feel like you're being watched?
  • The noose is tightening, punk!
  • We got him sighted!
  • Aim for his face!
  • Set him up, and bring him down!
  • Keep him on target!
  • Dogturd!
  • You've just met the Ventura crime dog!
  • One false twitch, and you're a 998!
  • Feel like committing suicide by a cop?
  • Time for a little screen test, ass-limp!
  • Cuff and stuff this malefactor!
  • Don't move, Adam Henry!
  • Freeze, douchewipe!
  • A po-po, a pissed off police officer!
  • Perp secured, condition corrected!
  • Move it, wise ass!
  • You're screwing my ATA!
  • Hey fender lizard, move along, will you?!
  • I'll take you in for reckless eyeballing!
  • Don't lean on me, I lean on you!
  • Cut the Adam Henry actor word, I'm taking a ride.
  • You're asking for an attitude adjustment, shitsmear!
  • Thanks, jerk! Now we got probable cause!
  • Hey PD, the rabbit has fled the hole!
  • Got a perp with a black and white fever in pursuit!
  • Close 'em down on the assailant, take him down on sight!
  • I got him spotted, I got him spotted!
  • I'm going after him, I'm gonna take my shot!
  • I need cover, back me up!
  • I'm going in, cover me!
  • Draw as faraway, I'm moving!
  • Cover me boys, I'm going in!
  • Cover my ass, goddammit!
  • CAN I GET SOME GODDAMN COVER!
  • Time for a little jailhouse driver's ed!
  • Hope you have insurance, hairball!
  • No roomy interiors where you're going, pal!
  • You son of a-My vehicle!
  • You just dinged my cruiser, peanut head!
  • Let's get these berries flashing!
  • That stunt earned you a stay in a holding tank!
  • Hey clutch! Now you're in my world!
  • Sarge is never gonna believe this!
  • That was unlawful!
  • Man down! Man down!
  • Watch it, turd!
  • What are you? Drunk?
  • Respect the law?
  • Whoa! Man down! Man down!
  • Assailant is armed and dangerous!
  • Live fire! We are facing live fire!
  • We have a shooter, requesting all units!
  • I could use some batting practice!
  • I'm kicking names and taking ass-Oh, wait.
  • Baton therapy is very effective!
  • Your head's gonna ring like slot machines!
  • I'm gonna do a drumroll on your forehead!
  • You just earned a spot in the meat wagon!
  • Much oblidged, citizen.
  • You struck a blow for justice, sir.
  • Thanks for helping me make these streets clean!
  • Hey, you're down to the 998, boy!
  • Suicide by a cop, is that what you're after?
  • You just bought a ticket on the DOA train!
  • Shit! I thought he went down here!
  • Where the hell did he go?
  • Gugh! Where that son of a bitch go?
  • God! I lost him!
  • Ugh! I lost that son of a bitch!
  • Ah, I think he ran down that way!
  • In pursuit of an assailant, with black and white fever!
  • (I) need backup!
  • The Ventura crime dog has a rabbit in sight!
  • (I) need backup to establish a perimeter!
  • Now I got probable cause!
  • City-wide on a perp on foot, need backup!
  • I ran track in high school, patty waste!
  • Don't be a 998, we will shoot!
  • We're circling the gutter, perp! Surrender!
  • You will not leave Venturas free man!
  • Aim for center mass!
  • Cap this asshole, and let's close it out!
  • Chalk this shit heel, outline him!
  • Shoot on sight! I repeat: shoot on sight!
  • Let's make this a DRT: dead right there!
  • Get the kill party ready, boys!

San Andreas State Patrol

  • Police, move!
  • Excuse me, please!
  • Out of the way!
  • Don’t you push me there!
  • Take the boat out fishing this weekend.
  • Pardon me!
  • Get back here!
  • Come back here, you’re under arrest!
  • Stop running away, boy!
  • I will kill you, boy!
  • My daddy told me about guys like you!
  • You’re getting yourself in a whole heap of shit!
  • You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal?
  • I’m a racist, boy!
  • The judge's gonna strangle you up!
  • You have violated a number of laws!
  • Hogtie 'em, take you in!
  • Don't move an inch!
  • Don't even think about it!
  • Drop your weapons now!
  • Don't even think about it, boy!
  • Stop right there!
  • Freeze, you're under arrest!
  • Freeze, boy!
  • Give up, boy!
  • You don’t hit cops in my town, boy!
  • You're lucky I didn't kill ya yet, boy!
  • Freeze right there!
  • It's a night in jail for you!
  • Freeze, dirtbag!
  • After I'm done, you wish you was dead!
  • I’m gonna mess you up, boy!
  • Hands up where I can see 'em!
  • Don't struggle, we got you now!
  • Out of your little mind, boy!
  • Time for a visit to the station!
  • Gonna lock you away from decent folks!
  • Stop now!
  • Where your big city ways now boy?
  • We've got different laws out here for you, boy!
  • Ain't nobody know your here, son!
  • You have the right to shut the hell up!
  • Everything by the book!
  • I can hardly wait to put you in!
  • You await your death, boy!
  • You're a long way from home, boy!
  • Get out now, you're under arrest!
  • Think you can mess with the country, boy?
  • That's beyond a misdemeanour boy!
  • I see you, boy!
  • You're officially under arrest!
  • You're gonna be real sorry, son!
  • You think you’re tough now, boy?
  • Your ass is mine, son!
  • You are under arrest!
  • You disgust me!
  • I’m on to kill you!
  • Think you can mess with the country boy?
  • Hey, dumb bastard, look at me!
  • You should play nice, boy!
  • Right in my sights!
  • I’m gonna put my pistol in your mouth!
  • Yeah, boy, happy now?
  • Put your hands behind your head!
  • Fella, you picked the wrong county.
  • You're under arrest, boy!
  • Stand still, you!
  • You're all mine!

San Andreas Coast Guard

  • This is the Coast Guard, stop your vessel!
  • Please stop, and we'll board your vessel!
  • Stop your vessel, tough guy!
  • Vessel, this is the San Andreas Coast Guard. Why do you want attention?
  • Vessel, why do you want attention?
  • You, stop your fucking boat!
  • Stop that boat now!
  • We want to intercept your vessel; stop!
  • Stop!
  • You, stop your vessel now!
  • Just stop, wise guy, before we blow a hole in you!
  • You're gonna need to stop, now!
  • Stop, or we'll open fire on your vessel!
  • Hey, you, this is the Coast Guard, stop right now!
  • You in that boat, stop - now!
  • This is the Coast Guard, we need to talk!
  • You're getting yourself in whole heap of shit, boy!
  • This is the San Andreas Coast Guard, we need you to stop, right now!
  • You think we can't see you, dipshit?! Stop your vessel!
  • Hey guy, I'm gonna make this prick stop! You stop!
  • Hey you, stop right now!
  • This is the Coast Guard, asshole! Stop, or we will kill you!
  • We want to make a maritime intercept, stop!
  • Declare your attention, or we'll put a hole in your vessel!
  • Tough guy, this is the Coast Guard! Fun's over!
  • Stop! This guy is really annoying me! Stop, you turd!
  • Asshole! Stop, or you'll get sunk!
  • Hey you! This is the Coast Guard, stop!
  • There he is! There he is! You, stop!
  • I see him, he's trying to swim away!
  • You, get outta there right now!
  • Where you gonna swim to, tough guy?
  • You really want to drown, huh?!
  • We've got a suspect in the water! Repeat: A man in the water!
  • We’ve got a man overboard!
  • We've got a suspect trying to swim away!
  • There is someone in the water! Over there! We see you, moron!
  • You can't escape!
  • He's trying to swim away!
  • There he is, in the water!
  • We’ve got a suspect in the water!
  • Prison ain't so bad, fool, get out of the water!
  • We got a man overboard! A man overboard!
  • Oh, you think you're a fish now, huh?!
  • Someone taught you to swim, huh?!
  • I thought you couldn't swim?!
  • There he is! In the fucking water!
  • Get out of the fucking water, right now!
  • Suspect overboard!
  • Where you gonna swim to?
  • Let's let that asshole drown!
  • Give up, you dumb moron!
  • Get out of the water! You can't escape!
  • Come on, get outta here, asshole!
  • You ain't going nowhere, we got the highest sky on you!

Police helicopter

Like in Grand Theft Auto III, the pilots can get into arguments over the microphone.

  • We got a clear visual on suspect and are about to open fire.
  • Co-Pilot: I see her, she's beautiful... Pilot: He's, over there! He's a guy!
  • Co-Pilot: Hey, if I kill him, do I get a medal? Pilot: You get two!
  • We got a clear shot on the suspect. You! Stop right now!
  • We got a clear line of sight on the suspect!
  • Suspect is about to be apprehended with extreme force.
  • This is aerial support - suspect is about to get terminated!
  • You’re going down, hard man, right now!
  • Give up, the game’s up.
  • You still think you’re hard, huh?
  • We’re the police, moron! We’ve got helicopters!
  • This is aerial support - we’ve got a visual on the suspect.
  • This is the aerial unit - we've got a clear visual on suspect!
  • Put your hands up, it’s over!
  • Pilot: There he is! Kill him, John! Co-Pilot: I always do the fucking killing!
  • Co-Pilot: Why do I have to do all of the shooting?! Pilot: 'Cause I'm a pacifist! Kill him!
  • Suspect is trying to escape, we'll soon stop that!
  • We got a visual on the suspect.
  • We've got a headshot on you. Stop!
  • This is helicopter support - we’re about to neutralize all visible threats.
  • Co-Pilot: Hey, I can see my house from here- Pilot: Dave, will you shut the hell up... You, stop!
  • Ho-ho-hold this thing steady and I'll shoot him in the head! Stop!
  • *chuckle* You’re in trouble now, bad boy!
  • This is chopper support - suspect is in sight!
  • Suspect is about to be terminated!
  • This is heli support - I’m about to take the suspect down!
  • This little party is about to get shut down.
  • You’re mine, tough guy!
  • You! Stop! Or we will kill you!
  • I've got a headshot on you, tough guy!
  • We're the good guys, you little chump!
  • Pilot: Shoot that asshole! Co-Pilot: I’m trying, I’m trying!
  • Co-Pilot: You, stop! Pilot: Just shoot him, you pussy!
  • Suspect is escaping; repeat: escaping!
  • You can’t escape, asshole!
  • Pilot: This is aerial support- Co-Pilot: I think he knows that by now!
  • You! Stop running! Now!
  • It’s time to shut you up, asshole!
  • Pilot: Fun time is over, kid... Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so dominating!
  • Co-Pilot: Jim, you see anything? Pilot: Over there! Shoot him!
  • Co-Pilot: Where is he? Pilot: Over there, you dick, count them!
  • You’re about to get taught to respect the law, pal!
  • We've got a clear sighting on suspect!
  • We can fill this guy full of holes!
  • Pilot: You can start praying now, suspect! Co-Pilot: Oh, you sound really butch!
  • Pilot: Matt, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard! Co-Pilot: Hey, shut up!
  • Co-Pilot: I'm gonna kill this guy! Pilot: Make sure it's the right guy this time!
  • You're gonna try and screw with the police, huh? Asshole...
  • Stop!
  • Co-Pilot: Stop! Now! Right now! Pilot: Oh, just shoot him!
  • Look at the birdie! It's dying, asshole!
  • Co-Pilot: I'm out of bullets! Pilot: Don't worry, I got extra!

Motorcycle police

  • Don’t make this a 998!
  • I'mma call for backup! I believe in sharing!
  • You have a last request?
  • You are going down!
  • I’m ready when you are, pussy!
  • I’m gonna get that bastard!
  • Bring it on!
  • You wanna fight a cop?
  • He's my color, back off!
  • No need for backup, boys!
  • Officer, requesting backup!
  • Easy there!
  • I need backup here!
  • Hey!
  • Let’s see what you got!
  • Careful, partner!
  • Where'd you learn to throw a punch?
  • This one’s mine!
  • I'll take this punk!
  • I’m going after it!
  • I’m gonna hum with you!
  • Ah, you want some of this?
  • I wanna be alone with my bitch!
  • It's county blues for you, chump!
  • I'm going hunting, alone!
  • Hands behind your back, son!
  • Tell it to the judge, homeboy!
  • You're going to jail, mack-daddy!
  • I'm gonna kick your mack-daddy ass!
  • Stay out of insurance, bitch!
  • You're coming downtown!
  • I'm sure you already know this feel!
  • This can go one of two ways!
  • Start naming names, asshole!
  • Tell it to the judge, playa!
  • Time for good old-fashioned police brutality!
  • I'm taking you in!
  • You people never learn!
  • Mr. Johnson, you are under arrest!
  • We've got ourselves a Johnson kid!
  • We got you now, CJ!
  • Keep quiet and come with me!
  • You're going down, my man!
  • You're the rabbit in the hole!
  • Give it up, CJ!
  • Save the energy for the prison, you'll need it!
  • East Coast style!
  • I'm a kid to beat you up every day in school!
  • Might as well draw bull’s-eye on your head boy!
  • You won't get away now, you son of a bitch!
  • You got any last requests?
  • I got you now, punk!
  • I can hurt you six ways 'till Sunday!
  • Come on! I can taste your blood!
  • I love beating weak folks like you!
  • Show me what you got, little man!
  • I'm academy trained, punk!
  • That's for screwing my wife!
  • I'll kick your mack-daddy ass!
  • It's the long jab of the law!
  • Should've left my wife alone!
  • I'll kick your cuckoldin' ass!
  • I don't need backup to whoop your ass!
  • How would you like my badge for a butt plug?
  • I'll risk suspension for this!
  • Get ready for a real Penal Code lesson!
  • I'm about to contribute to your delinquency!
  • I'm gonna get that son of a bitch!
  • I'm about to cancel his ticket!
  • You're gonna be dead on my arrival!
  • We are not going nowhere, punk.

SWAT

  • You piece of shit, get back here!
  • You gutless turd, stop!
  • You yellow bastard, stop!
  • Stop, you asshole!
  • Someone murder that shit for brains!
  • Holy shit! Cover me!
  • Cover me, cover me, cover me!
  • Take cover, you assholes!
  • Take him out, once and for all!
  • Pin him down!
  • What the hell are you doing?!
  • You piece of shit!
  • Get out and fight like a man!
  • What? What the hell?!
  • Hey, shit for brains!
  • Holy shit, get down!
  • Duck, duck!
  • That little shit's shooting at us!
  • Someone take him out! Quick!
  • Down! He's gonna hit us!
  • Take him out!
  • Get in there, and turn that turd out!
  • Get in there, and take that turd out!
  • Move in, move in, move in!
  • Go on, get in there and kill him!
  • Shoot that shithead!
  • Coming down!
  • Incoming!
  • Look out below!
  • I'm going to get you!
  • Let's bring this shit out, guys!
  • Let's go, let's go, let's go!
  • Stop! Stop, you shit!
  • You're gonna die, shithead!
  • You're running back to the ghetto, shithead?
  • You're going back to your mama?
  • Stop running away, shit for brains!
  • You're not walking away from this, shithead!
  • You're about to die, asshole!
  • You're sorry now, shithead?!
  • You're time's up shit for brains!
  • I'm gonna take you out, asshole!
  • You're gonna die, asshole!
  • Got you, sucker!
  • You're going down, shithead!
  • Die, asshole!
  • You're gonna die!
  • Give me some cover here!
  • Where's my buddies?!
  • OK! 2-by-2!
  • Catch my back, buddy!
  • Lay it down thick!
  • Return fire, I'm going in!
  • Watch my back!
  • He's trying to kil me!
  • Jesus!
  • Watch out!
  • Look out!
  • He tried to run me down! Shoot him!
  • Take him out!
  • Jeez, get down!
  • Eat dirt!
  • Heads down!
  • Incoming!
  • We're getting shot out here!
  • I hate this bit.
  • Geronimo!
  • Ah, we're all burning my hands!
  • Hit him hard!
  • Coming in hot!
  • Unit 7, I'm going in!
  • OK boys! Go, go, go, go!
  • Get out that rope! In there!
  • Come on, return fire! Return fire!
  • SWAT team, coming in!
  • Keep looking!
  • Scumbag's hiding here someplace.
  • I can feel him.
  • I know he's here, watch him.
  • Take a look up that way.
  • He's around here somewhere.
  • The game's up, homeboy!
  • We're all over your ass, homeboy!
  • Nowhere left to run!
  • We got you now, kid!
  • Come on, give up! Last chance!
  • I got him in my sights!
  • I got him, dead center!
  • I'm gonna drop him!
  • Tango in sights!
  • I can nail him!
  • He's mine! I got a headshot!
  • Gimme backup!
  • I'm going in! Cover my ass!
  • Don't let him shoot me!
  • Mother, I love you!
  • He's trying to mow me down!
  • You, stop!
  • He tried to hit me!
  • Shoot that business down!
  • Blow that vehicle up!
  • Incoming fire!
  • Take cover!
  • Get your heads down!
  • Hey, we're being shot at here!
  • Go, go, go, go, go!
  • Watch out below!
  • Move it, move it, move it!
  • Coming down!
  • My balls witch!
  • I'm getting rope burn!
  • Ah shit, I'm stuck!
  • Slap 'em down!
  • Heads up, below!
  • You're surrounded!
  • We got you surrounded now, mister!
  • You're surrounded, give up!
  • Hey, I got a clear shot!
  • He's mine!
  • I'm gonna waste this chump!
  • I got a headshot on suspect!
  • Yeah look at me, asshole!
  • Give me some cover fire!
  • I need some support, guys!
  • Start shooting, I'm going in!
  • Fall back!
  • Move it!
  • Evade, evade!
  • Go, go, go!
  • Get down!
  • That maniac's armed!
  • Throw in positions, now!
  • Target spotted!
  • Get down there, boy!
  • Alright, this is go time!
  • Watch out, he's armed!
  • Get that son of a bitch!
  • You have a tit, start the scent!
  • Drop your weapon, before this gets worst!
  • Put your hands up!
  • There's no escape, asshole!
  • Smile, you son of a bitch!
  • I have target in my sights!
  • Just a little closer, come on!

FBI

  • Watch my back!
  • Cover me!
  • Pin him down! I'm going in!
  • I'm gonna kill this punk myself!
  • We've been hit!
  • Vehicular assault!
  • He's trying to ram us off the road!
  • FBI, we've been hit!
  • We're under attack!
  • We've been hit, call backup!
  • My vehicle's been hit!
  • FBI, stop!
  • You hit me!
  • I'm getting killed in here!
  • I've been hit!
  • He's trying to kill me!
  • Ah, kill him!
  • Waste that asshole!
  • You, stop!
  • WOW!
  • JEEZ!
  • WHOA!
  • Incoming! Duck!
  • Get your head down! Waste him!
  • Keep returning fire!
  • Get down!
  • This guy's a maniac!
  • We got you surrounded!
  • FBI, hands up!
  • Fun's over, asshole!
  • FBI, you're mine now!
  • Look at me, asshole!
  • You're about to die, punk!
  • Not in this town, punk!
  • Henderson, I'm going in!
  • Open fire, I'm advancing!
  • I'm going for it, cover me!
  • I'm gonna take him down!
  • I'm gonna kill that asshole!
  • Crash procedure 215B!
  • Gah! Creased my tie!
  • You're okay, Agent Henderson?
  • Ah, dammit! I lost my shades!
  • Evasive maneuver 12E!
  • What the hell are you doing!
  • You moron!
  • A plastic C-type collision!
  • Ramming speed!
  • Get us outta here!
  • You just have been pissed!
  • Perpetrator in flight!
  • He's going ballistic!
  • Evasive roll!
  • Incoming!
  • Not today, you don't!
  • Are you ready to die, sir!
  • You piece of shit!
  • Whoa!
  • Get down, Agent Henderson!
  • Seek protective surroundings!
  • Get down!
  • Duck and cover! Everybody down!
  • Sir, you are surrounded!
  • This is the FBI! Give up!
  • FBI agent surround you!
  • We have him surrounded!
  • Agents, close on that!
  • We have the fugitive surrounded!
  • Nowhere to run now!
  • We got you now, asshole!
  • You're going nowhere!
  • I have a clear shot!
  • I'm gonna take the shot!
  • I have him!
  • I'm gonna bring him down!
  • I can take him down!
  • I can neutralize him!
  • I have a clear line of sight!
  • I have a clear target!
  • You're mine, asshole!
  • I'm going in!
  • Pin him down!
  • Cover me!
  • Give me some support here!
  • Cover the bastard!
  • You got my back covered?
  • HOT! Damn!
  • Bullshit!
  • Ah, crap!
  • Shit, shit, shit!
  • Damn, my neck!
  • I can't believe this!
  • Look at this asshole!
  • Oh, you're gonna pay, pal!
  • Not good!
  • Whoa!
  • Typical!
  • Oh why me?
  • That does it!
  • Look at this shit!
  • Dumbasses!
  • Goddammit!
  • Look at this goddamn mess!
  • Holy mother!
  • Oh, he's going postule!
  • Look out!
  • Watch out!
  • That son of a bitch almost hit me!
  • Easy!
  • Goddamn!
  • Guys, hit the deck!
  • Duck!
  • I don't know. Maybe he doubled back.
  • Hey, check back over there.
  • Somebody look up that street.
  • Hey, we got the other block covered?
  • No. No, I don't see him.
  • Careful, he's dangerous.
  • Come quietly now.
  • Don't force this, pal.
  • You don't wanna do this.
  • Come out with your hands up.
  • It's over, pal.
  • Taking the shot.
  • He's mine.
  • I got him in my crosshairs.
  • He's got nowhere to go.
  • I got him in my sights.
  • I'm taking him out!
  • Shoot, while I move up!
  • Somebody shoot him!
  • Take him out!
  • I'm going in, cover me!
  • This is the FBI, you idiot!
  • This is government issue!
  • I'll frame you for that, you idiot!
  • I'm trying to protect morons like you!
  • What are you doing?
  • I'm on a case, moron!
  • I'm trying to stop a crime, not being involved in them!
  • You moron!
  • MORON!
  • Watch where you're going!
  • AHH! Somebody shoot that guy!
  • Somebody kill someone fast!
  • Shoot to kill, shoot to kill!
  • This is insanity, blow something up!
  • Oh my!
  • Oh god!
  • Holy!
  • DUCK!
  • Get down, get down!
  • You're surrounded!
  • You're a rat in a trap now, son!
  • FBI, you're surrounded!
  • Give up, this is the FBI!
  • FBI, freeze asshole!
  • You're surrounded, this is the FBI!
  • End of the line, buddy!
  • Don't mess with the fence, son!
  • Look at me while I shoot you, asshole!
  • No you don't tough guy! No you don't!
  • You're in over head, son!
  • You're committing a federal offense!
  • You don't got the balls, son!
  • Keep me covered.
  • Don't let him make a move, I'm going in!
  • Keep him busy, people!
  • Give me some cover, people!
  • Expect that!
  • That's government property!
  • You just committed that federal offense!
  • And your tax is payed for that!
  • You want your taxes raised?
  • Damn government hunk of junk!
  • I hope that wasn't federal property.
  • I'll let the locals clean that up.
  • If that gets taken off my allowance.
  • Someone is going back to Quantico for that!
  • Blame that on the local uniforms!
  • Nice try, street trash!
  • Ha ha! I wear a tidal work!
  • You're not dealing with the uniforms, now!
  • You're attacking an agent of the federal government!
  • FBI is a donut-eating fatasses!
  • Down!
  • Drop!
  • Get down, goddammit!
  • Watch your heads now!
  • We know you're here, so come out now!
  • Make it easy on yourself and show yourself!
  • You can't hide from the United States!
  • We know he's here somewhere!
  • He can't be far off!
  • Federal agents, you're surrounded!
  • Give up!
  • We've got you surrounded!
  • You are surrounded by federal agents!
  • There he is!
  • Let's stay on him!
  • Keep him in your sights at all times!
  • Target the perp!
  • Let's light him up!
  • Target acquired, guys!
  • Feel free to shoot, boys!

Military

  • KILL EVERYTHING!
  • Mano-a-mano!
  • Two by two!
  • Come to daddy!
  • Blow him away!
  • KILL THAT IDIOT!
  • I'M GONNA FUCKING TEAR YOU APART!
  • Watch yourself!
  • You went personal, huh?
  • One and one, ha!
  • Oh no you don't!
  • Advance!
  • Go, go, go!
  • Get out!
  • Why am I so jumpy?
  • Man, I'm getting the heebie-jeebies.
  • WE HAVE WOUNDED!
  • Where's that menace?!
  • Chew him up!
  • FIRE AT WILL!
  • Cut her down!
  • TAKE HIM OUT!
  • NEUTRALIZE THE TARGET!
  • Let her rip!
  • INTRUDER!

Gangs

Grove Street Families

  • Come on Carl, relax!
  • Aw shit! The car's on fire!
  • Time for no kicks, Carl!
  • What's with that motherfucking hooptie, Carl?
  • That clothes is not gangsta, Carl.
  • You deaf or something, Carl?
  • Hey CJ man, I like the threads.
  • Los Santos is cold in a motherfucker!
  • Oh we upside-down now, bitch-ass!
  • Kick back Carl, damn!
  • Bang bang ballsack, how do you like that?!
  • See you round, homie.
  • Still banging dude! Still bangin'!
  • Take that, ballsack!
  • Who's the bitch now homie?
  • Oh that shit is whack, homie!
  • You never seen no gangsta?
  • Guh...thanks man...! (coughs)
  • These kicks insult me personally.
  • Ass-touchers can't see us!
  • I ain't drinking that bullshit!
  • Where's that ho ass sister of mine?
  • We families positively sir! We're just protecting the hood, officer!
  • Screw you, vagina holes!
  • Sherm is my ho-MAY!!
  • CJ I'll jack you a better car!
  • Get these bizzals in yo jizzals!
  • Any of y'all seen sheefa?
  • Come on CJ, why you're doing that?
  • Is this a Balla bar?
  • What is going on man? Move out of the way!
  • Hey, watch it homie!
  • Hey playboy, watch that!
  • Hey CJ! What'cha doing?!
  • They are all mine!!
  • Where did you get your license from?
  • I can't go back to jail!
  • You must be smokin'!
  • My grandmama drive faster than that!
  • CJ you're a maniac, man!
  • It's on motherfuckers!
  • Hey man! Who did that to your hair?
  • Why do you do that shit?
  • Bangin' and more bangin'. Bang, bang!
  • You need to kick your barber's ass!
  • Aw no no no! Damn! Look what you did to my ride!
  • Hey man! Watch it!!
  • I ain't scared of you! Don't let me get mad, officer!
  • You are IGNORANT!
  • Hey baby! Right over here, baby!
  • Don't be eyeballin' me fool!
  • Florida fucker!
  • I'll kick your ass man!
  • Who taught you how to drive?
  • That car is doo-doo!
  • Hey, your hair is whack!
  • Hey man! Look at me when you die!
  • I'm a maniac! I can't be stopped!
  • Hey man, pass the blunt!
  • What up boy?
  • Ryder was right about you CJ!
  • I want the best CJ!
  • Grove Street OG coming through!
  • Can I get my drink on?
  • Man, how come you can't see me?
  • Wait a second!
  • CJ, who's been drawing on you?
  • Am I invisible over here?
  • Shit! I'm suckin' a roach!
  • My motherfucking car, look at it!
  • You hit me, fool!
  • Aw man, my shit!
  • Aw you hit me! You motherfucking fool!
  • You're in dog shit man, I don't give a shit!
  • Bay-sucking fools!
  • South-side fools!
  • I want the best motherfucker.
  • What is this shit you're drinking?
  • Not exactly premium liquor, is it?
  • What is this bullshit ya' smoking?
  • Keep up your speed, CJ!
  • Aw man, we're on fire!
  • Aw man, we're stuck in the burning bucket! Oh shit!
  • Fool! You hit them! Look out!
  • CJ nooooooo!!!
  • Now we're rolling, CJ!
  • Kilo Tray's lookin' for trouble.
  • A Johnson boy in a hooptie? A fat bastard!
  • Hey nice ride CJ!
  • Hey man, respect the ink dude!
  • Slammin' ride CJ!
  • Looking popped holmes!
  • Trippin' cartoons CJ!
  • Aw, man! You asshole!
  • Dumbass car!
  • Aw man! Shit, it's all broke!
  • Aw man, this is good weed.
  • CJ, you're ruining my buzz here.
  • You've been messin' with the Grove!
  • We need a car!
  • Yo we got enough CJ!
  • You bumped into me, homie? Where you from?
  • Use your motherfucking eyes next time!
  • Well excuse me, motherfucker!
  • Ay, my kicks, motherfucker!
  • Hey! Chill, motherfucker!
  • Get your fucking hands off me!
  • Oh man! That fucker's in my car!
  • That's my brother's ride!
  • No man, got better shit to do.
  • I was just complimenting CJ!
  • Man that ain't cool!
  • What's up holmes?
  • Man! Life is beautiful!
  • Northsides go home!
  • Who rolled this piece of shit man?!
  • You tryin' to kidnap me fool?!
  • Hey, you pushin' me?
  • Hey man, pass the joint!
  • Yo, gimme some love, homie.
  • Pass the blunt.
  • Bail, homie!
  • Get a move along!
  • Don't be touching me, fool!
  • Hey, motherfucker.
  • Trying to punk me, dickhead?
  • Fool, why you mad, dawg?
  • Excuse you, dawg.
  • Look out, dude.
  • Hey, I know you from somewhere, homeboy?
  • Are could you not see me?
  • Fool, why you get nut?
  • Wassup, damn it, bitch.
  • I'ma beat your ass!
  • Bring it on, yeah, come on, just bring it on.
  • Man, you gonna have to knock me out dog, come on.
  • That's right, that's right
  • Thanks, man *cough*
  • Hey, bitch!
  • You trying mob me, why?
  • You're out of bounds, homie.
  • Families, homie, better recognize!
  • Hey, you think you hard?

When Carl drives fast

  • Shit! Slow down homie!
  • Slow your row CJ!
  • Slow down, for goodness sake!
  • Slow down!
  • Slow down, CJ!
  • Relax, fool! I'm trying to shoot!

When Carl drives recklessly/crashes the car

  • Glad it ain't my ride.
  • I warned you, CJ!
  • You can't drive for shit!
  • Shit, you drive like a motherfucker!
  • Open your eyes, CJ!
  • CJ, you drive like a bitch!
  • Look out!
  • Look out, fool! Pay attention!
  • CJ, you drive like a maniac man!
  • No more crashing, okay?
  • You need therapy!
  • Hey, CJ! What you're doing, man?!
  • You're gonna tear the car up!
  • Man, my chest hurts!

Fighting

  • Ball-ass bitches! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • Bitch-ass lowlife, Ballas! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • We gotta spray these Balla fools! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • You're going down, Balla bitch! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • You want some of this, bitches?!
  • Varrios goats!
  • Ass-tecas have been lying down! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Ballas gonna cry to mom's! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • Vagos, eat my shit! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • VLA are gonna bleed! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • Die VLAs! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Die LSVs! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • Vagos die! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • LSVs die! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • LSV killa! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • VLA killa! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Vagos vamoose! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • Vagos eat shit! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • Death to Varrios! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Death to Aztecas! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • VLA are gonna fade, man! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Go back to your ugly Varrios! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Vagos can't see me! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • Those Aztecs fools. (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Hey, Aztecas! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Come on Ballas, let's go! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • Vato fools! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • Those Aztecas are all mine! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Take that ya LSV bitch! (when targeting a Vagos member)
  • Ass-dicks! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Hey Ballas! What's up now? (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • Ball-LESS! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • I'm not scared of no Ass-lickers! (when targeting a Varrios Los Aztecas member)
  • Hey Ballas cocksucker! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • Get some, you Balla bitches! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • Fuck you, Balla bitch! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • Suck on my nine, Ballas! (when targeting a Ballas member)
  • Cover me!
  • Duck homie!
  • Heads down! Duck!
  • Let's go!
  • Welcome to Grove Street!
  • It's on now!
  • Squabble time!
  • Squabble time, baby!
  • I'mma beat your ass!
  • Man, I outta put you to sleep!
  • Mano-e-mano!
  • Family violence, yeah!

When CJ activates flying cars cheat with GSF members.

  • WOOO!! Now we're moving!
  • WOOO!! We're flying!
  • Aw shit, I ain't got no wings CJ! This car is flying!
  • We're upside-down!
  • Oh, CJ! NO!!!

Ballas

  • Screw you, CJ! (when they kill CJ)
  • I'll shoot everybody in this bitch!
  • Hey you better be watching yourself fool!
  • Can't anybody ride like us?
  • Hey dude don't bang, he perpetrate!
  • Hey man cover my back!
  • Don't make me get out of this car!
  • Man, I break no rule!
  • Aw shit!
  • Watch it fool!
  • Don't roll to my hood! You know nobody rolls in my hood!
  • Everybody duck down!
  • Hey the season is over now!
  • Hey the game is over now busta!
  • Hey baby! Hey baby!
  • Hey man, don't look at me like that!
  • Oh you just gonna do it like that huh?
  • Hey get your hands off me!
  • Hey man, back off me fool!
  • I was straight down fool!
  • I'm a catch you fool!
  • Hey car-jack mart! Hit the bitch!
  • Hey, let's frush these busters!
  • Why you gotta do that?
  • Say man, gimme all your moonlight now!
  • Get down man I see you. You can run but you can't hide!
  • Man, fuck that bitch warren!
  • Hey it's on now!
  • Hey good looking man!
  • Hey taxi! Slow up fool!
  • Hey taxi! I need some love!
  • Hey man this is a B-ride, you got a ticket?
  • You need to take that back on the other side now!
  • We is law abiding citizens!
  • Another wasted fool.
  • You still having fun, gangbanging homie?
  • Damn C.R.A.S.H. always around the hood.
  • Give me some real shit man. What's happening man?
  • You're too close. Give me 5 feet man.
  • I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
  • OG coming through, OG coming through!
  • Kick rocks, punk bitch.
  • Oh, you mark! I'm telling you!
  • You broke it, you fix it!
  • My ride, fool!
  • This motherfucker hit my car!
  • MY CAR!!!
  • You're in trouble now, fool!
  • Aw, man!
  • Aw, no!
  • Can't you see me riding my bike?
  • My bike!
  • My whip!

Fighting/Shooting

  • Don't let my stature fool you!
  • Get some, you young trick!
  • Big balls is bad for your health!
  • There he is, get him!
  • I'mma tear you up!
  • Catch his ass, Ballas!
  • Come on, bitch!
  • Come on fool, get'em up!
  • There he is! There he is!
  • His tires! Shoot his tires!
  • Slash the rubber!
  • Fuck this shit, I'm a hero around this motherfucker!
  • I'mma be a hero on this one, dog!
  • Watch out. I'mma be the hero today!
  • I'm going in!
  • Everybody move in!
  • Hey yo, stop that fool!
  • Move forward, Ballas. Move forward!
  • Man, got a chicken up his ass!
  • Represent yourself, chicken boy!
  • Cover me homie, I'm going in!
  • Somebody trip that motherfucker!
  • I've got them pinned down!
  • I'mma rush in now, I've got this little bitch!
  • That's him right there!
  • I told you Grove Street was busters!
  • Run, motherfucker, Run!
  • Get back here and fight, bitch!
  • Show me that you're a man!
  • Blast 'em Grove Street punks!
  • What's up, Grove Street?
  • That's Grove Street over there! Catch him!
  • I've got this mark, don't worry about it.
  • Slow down.
  • He can't move.
  • Hey where you going? I wanna be friends!
  • Come on and your homies a hug!
  • Hey where you going? Come back here!
  • Put some cover on me. Watch my back!
  • Come back here you lil' buster!
  • I love my hood!
  • Got this fool covered. Go ahead rush in!
  • Roll him up. I've got your back.
  • I've got you back. I'm dumping on this fool!
  • Ballas will get you!
  • Ballas and Grove. Let's go at it!
  • Cover my ass! Get that motherfucker!
  • Step on up, motherfucker!
  • Beat it!
  • Screw you!
  • Say bye-bye to your teeth!
  • Kill your ass!
  • I'mma remove your ugly face, fool!
  • Fuck you, bitch!
  • This is how I use to beat your mama!
  • I ain't playing with you, sucker!
  • Bitch-ass benchwarmer!
  • Let me hit you with a few more!
  • Let's jump him, fool!
  • Put 'em up. Put 'em up!
  • I'm gonna tank 'em!
  • I'm a motherfucking Balla OG!
  • Take that, huh?! Motherfucker!
  • You hit like a girl ni**a. I thought you had something!
  • Bring it on, dickweed!
  • Did you like your face?
  • Fool, you're going home in a pine box!
  • These youngsters think they're tough!
  • You can't fade no Balla OG.
  • Can't hurt me, ni**a! I'm a real Balla!

Seeing CJ on their turf

  • Grove Street Families suck ass!
  • Grove Street mamas suck my dick!
  • Grove wear snitch jacket!
  • Suck my dick, Grove bitch!
  • Grove Street are slippin', man!
  • Look at those Grove Street fools!

Asking CJ

  • Hey, transformer?
  • State your clique!
  • What's your team?
  • What's your colors?
  • Where's your flag, man?
  • You got a clique?
  • You from around here?
  • Step up, lil' g?
  • Who you claimin'?
  • Who you kicked for?
  • Who you down with?
  • You bangin' fool?
  • Where you from, homie?
  • Where you from, fool?
  • Where you from, punk?
  • Where you from? Speak up!
  • Where you from? We're killers over here.
  • Where you from and be careful what you say!
  • What's your gang, homie?
  • Which set you claiming?
  • Which set you claiming, youngster?
  • Which set you from, fool?
  • Which hood you representing?
  • Oh you're from the backside?
  • You know, I've never seen you before?
  • Do I know you from somewhere, homeboy?
  • Hey fool, you bangin'?
  • Hey fool, do you gangbang or what?
  • Hey fool, where you from?
  • Hey witty, you bangin'?
  • Hey homie, where you from?
  • Hey hardman, where you from?
  • You look like a gangbanger homie?
  • It looked like you're bangin' to me?
  • I'm an OG Balla cuck?
  • I'm a Balla homie. Are you?
  • Hey man, we victorious!
  • What hood you ridin' for killah?
  • Say man, what hood you're from?
  • We're the notorious Ballas fool?
  • Yeah Balla 4 Life. What about you?
  • You're on the wrong side, homeboy?
  • Wrong color, wrong block?
  • Wrong hood?

San Fierro Triads

  • Fuckhead!
  • Muttonchops!
  • So Sorry.
  • Hey!
  • Don't get too close to big money.
  • Get away from me.

Driving

  • Do we have to torture you?
  • Did your brain just stop working?
  • You got brain freeze or something?
  • Out the way, mutton-head!
  • Off the road, idiot!

Fighting

  • Damn mutton-fool
  • Your children are going to miss you!
  • We're gonna cut you up!
  • We're gonna slice you up!
  • We're gonna slice your face off!
  • You goin' down, fuckhead.

Criticizing CJ's apparel

  • Have you got the red eye disease?

Shooting

  • Keep his damn head down!
  • Gimme a clip on this motherfucker!
  • Hope you liked your face!

Da Nang Boys

  • How's it goin'?
  • Watch it! (bumping into someone)
  • I need a hit of your shit.
  • Hello, fine lady! (to female pedestrians)
  • You like my noodle? (to female pedestrians)
  • Hello, sexy honey! (to female pedestrians)
  • Hello, like shopping? (to female pedestrians)
  • Oh yeah, baby! (to female pedestrians)
  • Gimme some more of that! (to female pedestrians)
  • Hey, dude.
  • Oh, shit now I hungry! (after smoking a joint)
  • You always drink good shit.
  • Hey, brother!
  • American girl talk too much.
  • I gonna go Canada.
  • Tastes good, remind me of prison.
  • This your wallet? (bumping into someone)
  • You want me to shoot you? (when stuck in traffic)
  • I studied astrology in prison.

Telling CJ to leave their turf

  • What is this shit, who are you?
  • Someone drop you off here, girlfriend?
  • You wanna be a gangsta?
  • You got to be from L.S.
  • L.S bastards smell like you!

Commenting on CJ's apparel

  • Nice pants, man.
  • Those are ugly shoes!
  • Where you get your super shoes?
  • Why you wear so funny shoes?
  • I shit on your car!
  • My dad had a cool shirt like that.
  • I want a car like that someday!
  • You need new clothes!
  • You look like homeless.

Fighting

  • No more playing!
  • Who taught you how to fight?
  • I gonna kill you!
  • Oh, I love fighting!
  • You dead now!
  • You wanna fight prison style?
  • You end up in my dinner, chicken!
  • Run while you can!
  • Cover me!

Main Characters

Sweet

When bumped into

  • I ignore that.
  • You got a problem?
  • Back off!
  • You wanna say something?
  • Don't push me!

When in a car affected by the 'Flying Cars' cheat

  • This shit don't impress me, CJ.
  • This shit don't help us son.
  • You're still pulling this shit?

When in an upside-down car

  • (You) pay for the bill, CJ.
  • Nice parking, dude.
  • I'll prefer the other way up.

When crashing the car

  • CJ, I warned you!
  • CJ, you asshole!

When sitting in a car (only if Carl stops the vehicle or drives at a fast speed, in missions featuring drive-by shootings)

  • Move it CJ!
  • Get outta here, CJ!
  • Let's roll!
  • Slow down, fool!

Big Smoke

When bumped into

  • Excuse me.
  • Look where you goin', fool.
  • Fool!
  • Hey, look out.
  • Damn fool!
  • Pay attention, moron!

When in a car affected by the 'Flying Cars' cheat

  • CJ!!!
  • Mom, I'm sorry!
  • Call me a lawyer!
  • Noooooo!!!
  • Help me!!!
  • Oh my god!
  • Look out!!!

Ryder

When bumped into

  • Who you think you touching, homeboy?
  • Don't block me, homie.
  • Get out of my face!
  • Move it, motherfucker!
  • Get out of my way!

When in a car affected by the 'Flying Cars' cheat

  • Ahh, man, no!
  • What'you doing?
  • This is too high, even for me!

Cesar Vialpando

When bumped into

  • Don't push me, man.
  • Wanna start something, eh?
  • Idiota.
  • Varrios Los Aztecas will never die!
  • Watch where you're going, eh?
  • Get out of my face!
  • Cabrón!

When in a car affected by the 'Flying Cars' cheat

  • There goes my burrito!
  • That's some trajectory!
  • This car won't take a landing!

T-Bone Mendez

When bumped into

  • Don't cross me!
  • Hey man, don't fuck with me dog!
  • Fuck off me!
  • Get out of the fucking way, man!
  • Don't touch me again!
  • Back off and give me fifty feet!

Clerks

Ammu-Nation

  • Everything a patriot could want!
  • Ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need.
  • They all lost their serial numbers.
  • I don't do big military orders.
  • You hard yet?
  • Best not to mention where you got this, okay?
  • If the cops ask, you didn't get it here, ok?
  • I didn't sell you this, right?
  • Have fun!
  • Hope you kick some ass!
  • The choice of the professional.
  • All top-quality pieces!
  • See ya again soon!
  • All virtually legal and above board.
  • Don't you just love the smell of gun oil?
  • I can meet all your home defense needs.
  • I have a piece for every occasion.
  • Guns and ammo. All top-quality.
  • No ID required, friend.
  • Everything you need to get even!
  • I got everything a real patriot could want.
  • Ain't my business what you do with it.
  • You can legally own a gun.
  • It's all fresh outta the crates.
  • Works well in a crowded area.
  • The revolution is coming!
  • There are cultists everywhere, friend.
  • The wars are coming, you hear?

The Well Stacked Pizza Co.

  • What do you want?
  • Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir!
  • Oh? Uh, what would you like?
  • What would sir like?
  • Everything's well stacked, sir.
  • Choose a blend of cheese and fat, sir.
  • Here you go, enjoy!
  • We're out of napkins.
  • We stack 'em high, sir!
  • Here! Next!
  • Nice n' cheesy does it!
  • Enjoy your meal, sir!
  • Have a nice, cheesy day!
  • Have a well stacked day!
  • Watch it, it's hot!
  • Kifflom gets a discount here.
  • Come on, just pick something!
  • What would you like, sir?
  • You want a pizza or what?
  • That's a nice slice of Epsilon for you!
  • Fuck off, I ain't serving you!
  • I ain't serving you with that attitude!
  • You're joking, right? Get outta here! (When CJ is throwing up or when he doesn't have enough money)

Cluckin' Bell

  • Yummy doodle-doo, how may I serve you?
  • Cock-a-doodle-cluck, welcome.
  • Cock-a-doodle-doo, what do you want?
  • Cock-a-cluckle-doo, please place an order.
  • Cluck, cluck, how may I serve you?
  • Enjoy a-doodle-doo!
  • Cluckity fuck, please place an order.
  • It's all processed chicken ass.
  • How may I further degrade myself sir?
  • Well, aloh-a-doodle-doo.
  • Don't choke on the bone fragments.
  • Hope you choke a doodle-doo!
  • The chewy bits aren't harmful, sir.
  • You might be lucky to find a feather.
  • If you come back; you're a moron.
  • Get out of here, you're embarassing yourself!
  • Get outta here! (When CJ is throwing up or when he doesn't have enough money)
  • Believe me, you've got better shit to do! (When CJ is throwing up or when he doesn't have enough money)

Burger Shot

  • What does sir desire?
  • I'm proud to welcome you to Burger Shot!
  • What would you like sir?
  • Which delicious meal would sir like?
  • How may I serve you?
  • I enjoy serving you sir.

Serving food

  • Please enjoy your meal.
  • Hope we see you again, sir!
  • Slurp my burger, sir!
  • I have enjoyed serving you, sir!
  • Munch your way to bliss, sir!
  • Have a wonderful day!
  • Do come back again!
  • Please enjoy your meal!

When freaked out

  • We cannot serve the mentally-deficient, sir!
  • Get professional help, sir!
  • Have some sense and go home!
  • I hope you're being self-conspicuous of yourself, sir!
  • Please consider leaving, sir!
  • Sir, I can't serve you.
  • What did I do?!
  • Please, no!
  • Maniac!
  • Don't orphan my kids!
  • You monster!
  • Oh god, my face!
  • My eyes, agh, my eyes!

Clothing shops

Female

  • Try our clothes in the changing room!
When CJ enters the shop
  • It's exhillerating to have you here, sir.
  • Welcome to my humble shop!
  • Ooh! A customer!
  • Come in, come in!
  • Hello!
  • Hey, hi, welcome!
  • Hi there!
  • Welcome, sir, welcome!
After CJ purchases a product
  • Thank you, sir!
  • Good choice, sir!
  • Always the pleasure, sir!
  • Try on anything you want, sir!
If CJ attacks or aims a weapon at the cashier
  • I'm calling the police!
  • Get out of here, you maniac!
When CJ leaves the shop
  • Have a nice day, sir!

Male

  • Well hello, gorgeous!
  • Have a nice day, honeybum!
  • It looks great on you.
  • We also have a wide selection of thongs.

Trainers and masters

Los Santos boxing trainer

  • Yo, you want to learn some new moves?
  • Man, you're an embarrassment! Get yourself some muscles first! (when CJ has low muscle or is skinny.)
  • Suit yourself, holmes, but the streets are mean, dude!
  • Alright, but I'll know you'll be back!
  • Hey, you wanna go on a round with me?
  • You charge at him and batter your opponent!
  • (to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing!
  • Don't give the opponent the time to recover.

San Fierro kung fu master

  • So, you wish to become a warrior!
  • You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength! (when CJ has low muscle or is skinny.)
  • Observe with the eyes, young student, and you will learn!
  • The warrior's path shall bring you back!
  • Would you like to spar with your master?

Las Venturas streetfighting teacher

  • You want to see some new moves?
  • Come back if you change your mind, man!
  • Alright man, pay attention!
  • Want to have another round with me?

Pedestrians

Indian pedestrian

Note: Many of this pedestrian's lines belong to a cut pedestrian model, known as IMYST in the game files. Many of his quotes were given to another pedestrian model, OMOST, although most of his lines referencing Indian culture have been cut, as well as being given some new quotes. For this reason, exclusive lines belonging to OMOST will be added. Lines belonging to OMOST are marked with an *.

  • (farts) My ass is stinking!
  • Shit cock bastard head!
  • Smell my fingers!
  • You fucking shitface!
  • Aeyyy!
  • I kill you!
  • Dumb bastard!
  • You shit!
  • I'll get you!
  • Take this, you dick!
  • You want some of this?
  • I studied martial arts in Kathmandu!

Croupier

  • Place your bets!
  • Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
  • An offer of credit has been made, Sir.
  • The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
  • The house regonizes _ credit rating.
  • Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds.
  • No more bets, please!
  • No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
  • No more bets, people.
  • You win!
  • You win, Sir, well done.
  • Congratulations, Sir.
  • Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
  • Thank you for playing, Sir.
  • Jackpot!
  • Another win for Sir!
  • Blackjack!
  • Blackjack! House Exclusive!

Pimp

  • I got lawyers.
  • Jail can't stop the game, popo!
  • Lock me up but my hoes still hoes.
  • From customer to arresting officer.
  • Nah bitch, you buy me a drink!
  • Where did I leave my pimp cup again?
  • Bitch, I rarely drink.
  • Move bitch, for the tracker awaits!
  • Stop blocking my pimp progress.
  • State yo' business, square!
  • I despise inertia.
  • Freddy, who is this lane?
  • Relocate yourself!
  • This is my track, sucka!
  • Look lane, stay in your lane.
  • Stop gawking at my dadis!
  • Better be a gang of bitches!
  • Nurses need doctors, hoes need pimps.
  • I got checks from Liberty to Vice to Carcer.
  • I'm a pimp by blood, not relation.
  • Selling pussy is good for America.
  • My hoe is broken for 50 large in Ventura.
  • I don't divide profits, bitch!
  • Ball-count that sucka's bucket!
  • Car just brought down the track's value!
  • Is that your granmama car?
  • Call you next time I'm throwing my clothes away.
  • Who dresses you? Yo' mamma?
  • Who lied to you this morning?
  • I need 5-0 to turn you, trick!
  • Freddy, he gon' eat my bitches!
  • Application is rejected, fat boy.
  • Speaking to a pimp is a privilege!
  • My time is money!
  • This fool knows not what he knows not.
  • Maybe he likes ladyboys?
  • I gotta dig that Pimpmobile.
  • Four wheels of leisure, I like it!
  • I need some hoes to ride shotgun, playa!
  • NIce ride, baby!
  • You dressin' like a pimp, baby!
  • Clothes make the mack playa!
  • Who's your designer?
  • Looking swole, playboy!
  • Your muscles are strong as my mind!
  • You built like Jack Howitzer!
  • Lookin' buff, playa!
  • Officer these bitches are just friends!
  • I am providing a social service!
  • Is being flyer a crime?
  • C'mon one-time, a blowjob on the house!
  • Officer, hos are compelled to kick me down!
  • Let me go, 5-0!
  • Easy, baby!
  • Watch the threads!
  • Stay in your lane!
  • You blind, baby?!
  • You're scuffing my gauges!
  • Lame-ass square!
  • Be cool, sucka!
  • Respect the game!
  • Pump your brakes!
  • I'm gonna fly high in the sky!
  • Beam me up to VIP!
  • Give baby a fix!
  • Mmm, you walkin' 'like a winner, baby!
  • Bitch, I'm knocking now let me in.
  • You ready for sexy with proper direction?
  • Knock knock bitch, who's there?
  • I can fine-tune that sexy stroll.
  • Bitch that's which can make me rich!
  • You got me reckless eyeballin'!
  • Lookin' like a million bucks!
  • I got a mighty strong ping-pang!
  • You pussy! I beat up pussy!
  • No more gentlemen!
  • I'm putting you in a skirt, bitch.
  • The ping pang would descend like thunder!
  • I ain't guerilla pimp in a long time.
  • And when I'm done, I'm makin' you suck it!
  • I'm a pimp! Not a punk!
  • Sucka how dare you touch me!
  • You like getting slapped around, hoe?
  • I'm a pimp, not a pushover!
  • My game is bulletproof, sucka!
  • Big gun can't replace yo' small dick!
  • East gators can't run, sucka.
  • Square, I'm ice cold on the fire!
  • The pimp is mightier than the gun.
  • You're not doing me no favors, trick!
  • Like teaching calculus to retards!
  • Squares just don't understand!
  • Forgive them for they know not they are lane.
  • Can't rob the man known from mainland Spain!
  • A lot of hos go hungry 'cuz of you!

Jamaican taxi driver

  • I had drama. Good drama.
  • Can I smoke in here, man?
  • Play some dub, man.
  • Rum goes great with the big fat spliff.
  • C'mon now!
  • And now we meet!
  • Someone tell I what is going on!
  • Where the herb, man?
  • I and I be here for a while.
  • I late for the dog race, man.
  • Move it!
  • What happened!
  • C'mon now, move!
  • C'mon man!
  • Hey, I suffered enough!
  • Where do you come from?
  • Brother! Violator!
  • I was a domino champion.
  • I a son of a king!
  • My love for spliff make me do funny thing.
  • At least Alaska will eat the way, man.
  • That pea didn't look like a big spliff.
  • I smoked the herb, but never the chronic.
  • Ahhh, I drinking too much rum!
  • You don't want no incident to happen today.
  • Boy it rough out the street.
  • Look at me car, man!
  • I was rolling the spliff, man!
  • Ay man, got a problem with the road?
  • You better return and fix this, boy.
  • Bullhead thinking playground!
  • BABYLON!!!
  • Gahhh!
  • Get out of the way!
  • Crazy man!
  • Woah, lunatic!
  • Don't test me, boy!
  • I'm dangerous!
  • Why fight against I?
  • You messed with the Lion of Judah, man!
  • You stay, man!
  • Dread out!
  • I and I is peaceful, rasta man!
  • I and I don't deal with violence!
  • Gyahhhhh!
  • Woah, man!
  • I hear someone calling me, man!
  • Get away from the car, man!
  • Where do you come from?
  • Just cool, brother!
  • This car is I, man.
  • Hey, I suffer enough!
  • Hands off!
  • No joke business!
  • Babylon's always reaching for high!
  • Alright general, enough!
  • This is me brand new ride, man!
  • You just made your coffin, boy.
  • Police! Babylon!
  • The herb in the trunk man!
  • That crazy man higher than I!
  • Bumbaclot!
  • Shit, man!
  • Where you going with me car?
  • That's me brother's car, man!
  • The man love I man's transport, eh!
  • What is it fun to use it there to me, seen?
  • Get out of me car!
  • OUT!
  • I saw a bright light!
  • Thank you boy, I appreciate it!
  • No one to see this!
  • King of kings! No!
  • No way, man!

Samoan pedestrian

  • Move!
  • Outta the way!
  • Move that piece of shit!
  • Komo.
  • Shit! I'll kill you!
  • Ufa.
  • You better move!
  • Shit!
  • Come on, watch it!
  • Polo (Balls). Kae (Shit). Komo (Asshole).
  • Easy!
  • Stay back asshole!
  • What the...
  • Man, you better not do that again.
  • Man, you crazy?
  • Watch out!
  • The last guy who challenged me was a quadriplegic.
  • Last time I arm wrestle someone, I ripped his arm off.
  • This fresh record from Verona Beach was still hoes!
  • Ain't no cops holding me down.
  • Cops are such pussies.
  • Momos with guns.
  • Anyone wants to take me out I'm here.
  • Man, I will fight anybody anytime.
  • Man, where did you get your fit? From the thrift store?
  • Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit.
  • Man, I wouldn't walk around looking like that.
  • You better look out for the fashion popos.
  • 'Nother walking pillow from the hood.
  • Man, you need to hit the gym.
  • Man, you have to lay off the fast food.
  • Man don't you give a shit about yourself?
  • Shower's over this way, komo.
  • Hey komo, take a shower.
  • Hey man, take a shower!
  • Man, you stink.
  • Hey don't walk away from me, pukio!
  • I'm talking to you!
  • What, you didn't answer?
  • You didn't hear me?
  • Man, homie got some style.
  • That's pussy mega style there.
  • Stylin' bro.
  • Looking good bro.
  • Hey homie, looking good.
  • Hey homie, you've been hitting the weights?
  • Hey man, you've been hitting iron?
  • Sweat cologne is fresh.
  • That's some dope ass cologne.
  • Hey man, where did you get that cologne?
  • Is that Renegade you're wearin'?
  • Shit!
  • No!
  • Damn!
  • My bike!
  • Man, you better run now!
  • Polo lou kama!
  • I'm gonna kick your ass for this!
  • Man, you're dead.
  • How you gonna pay for my car?!
  • Now you're gonna have to pay for my car!
  • Kae!
  • Komo!
  • Ufa!
  • You're dead!
  • Watch it!
  • Look out!
  • Damn!
  • Oh shit!
  • Man, hook me up with a bag.
  • Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress.
  • Hey man, I need a refill.
  • Got anything with steroids?
  • Man, this better be quality.
  • Yo, gimme some yale.
  • Kui lou muli!
  • You're dead, pukio!
  • You got no chance!
  • You ain't got a chance!
  • You think you could take me on, pukio?
  • Game over, pukio!
  • Man, this is your funeral, pukio!
  • You like hospitals, huh?
  • You must like hospitals!
  • Die!
  • I'm coming back!
  • You all be back, motherfucker!
  • Man, you lucky you got a gun!
  • Kui lou muli!
  • Ufa!
  • Hey man, get off of me!
  • You're making a big mistake!
  • Man, you better check yourself!
  • Shit!
  • Komo!
  • Who's gonna die?
  • Man, you're gonna die!
  • You're a dead man.
  • Get your hands off me!
  • I'ma find you!
  • You better hope I don't find you!
  • Ai kae, you're a dead man!
  • Man, you're so dead!
  • Man you're gonna die for this!
  • Ai pukio!
  • You better keep driving right out of town!
  • You're as good as dead, fafa!
  • Man I better not see you again.
  • What'd you say to me?
  • I had to kick your ass.
  • Polo lou kama.
  • Yeah, whatever!
  • I don't like your face anyway.
  • Just try and take something.
  • Now you're gonna have to kill me!
  • Man, you just signed your own death warrant!
  • Yeah, that sucks.
  • Yeah, that shit's wack.
  • Yeah, bullshit.
  • Dogshit, more dogshit.
  • Yeah, that's good.
  • Yeah, that's the shit.
  • Yeah, dope.
  • Yeah, fresh.
  • Screw that!
  • Nah, I'd kill you first.
  • No way, not a chance!
  • I said no!
  • Hey man, forget it.
  • Ai kae!
  • Hey baby, good looking.
  • What's up, sugar?
  • Hey baby, how you doing?
  • Wassup!
  • Saoloko!
  • Hey man!
  • Wassup, homie?
  • Alright, I'll see you again.
  • Later, bitch.
  • See you later, baby.
  • Take care, mama.
  • Later!
  • Alright, take it easy.
  • You know Samoan?
  • Ever seen the kitchen at Burger Shot?
  • You like the smell from Stakeout?
  • You like how Stakeout smellls?
  • Have you seen the show Law?
  • I hate all the fafas in this city.
  • I wanna kill those Blotto dickheads.
  • Man I hate those Blotto dickheads.
  • Cluckin Bell wings are what I call delicious.
  • Cluckin Bell wings are boss.
  • Stakeout is real paradise.
  • Stakeout Logger is all I need.
  • Woah, thanks!
  • I'm back!
  • I was in a tropical island.
  • Man I just had the craziest dream!
  • Holy shit!
  • Man, that sucks!
  • Man, I'm glad it ain't me!
  • Man, that's disgusting.
  • Ai pukio, you're dead!
  • Man, you just made a big mistake!
  • You better start running now!
  • Shit, I'm gonna kill you!
  • Oh, my eyes!
  • Oh shit, that shit burns!
  • If i see you, I'm gonna kill you!
  • Go on, get out of here.
  • Man, you're lucky I don't rip your car apart!
  • Taxi, over here!
  • Hey! Taxi!
  • Taxi now!
  • Cool!
  • Nice!
  • Nice move!
  • Hey, look at that!
  • Glad it ain't me!
  • Glad it wasn't me!
  • Move!
  • Alright, let's get a move on!
  • Come on, move it!
  • Let's go, step on it!
  • Hey man, nice driving.
  • Hey man, good looking.
  • Hey man, let me out.
  • Man, that shit is funny!
  • Here's a tip.
  • Hey man, keep the change.
  • Hey man, this is for you!
  • Hey man, this is a mistake.
  • Where to, pukio?
  • You're gonna die for this.
  • You should run fast when we stop.
  • You better run when we stop.
  • You sure you're wanna do this?
  • You know what you're getting yourself into?
  • You're in trouble, moekolo.

Samoan pedestrian (second variant)

  • Man, I'll drink 'til I drop, fool.
  • Yeah, pull me one more, one more.
  • Homie, I'm so faded.
  • You're killing me, little peoples!
  • You're killing me, uso.
  • Move aside susu poki, move aside!
  • I got a place to be, asshole!
  • Stop testing my patience, pukio!
  • You must bail, little homie!
  • Fool's tripping in traffic, homie!
  • You're pissing off a psycho Samoan!
  • Ufa, you're making me late!
  • C'mon man, move it!
  • Move out my way, fool!
  • You disrespecting me?!
  • Hey! Respect the man's space!
  • Keep bullshit, muriello.
  • These biceps are no joke, komo.
  • Ufa! Watch it, fool!
  • You dishonored my shoe!
  • Real men excuse themselves, pukio!
  • You must not see my 20 inch biceps!
  • You wanna invite a fight?!
  • Fia fusu!
  • Watch your feet, I'll watch my hand!
  • Watch your feet. Or you'll get my fist.
  • How about an apology, mark?
  • I play pro football, no shit.
  • There's men's wrestling, I guess.
  • Yeah, granny's back to Samoa.
  • Love those waves and water, you know.
  • Fool's side hit me blessed-on relatives.
  • We gotta put it down for the hood.
  • Man, three of my homies are in a painful life.
  • Man our babies would still be warriors.
  • This side is banging the scandalous.
  • Man, you dress with no pride and respect.
  • Man you look like a bummy and a buster.
  • Man, your momma dress you?
  • Man, that clothes is way OG!
  • Man, you must be eating your pisupo.
  • Little homie has becoming big.
  • Man you lookin' pretty big!
  • Paelu, kuka-ele!
  • Man, you stink man! Kuka-ele!
  • Man you need soap and a water hose.
  • Man, take a bath, uso.
  • Man don't be acute, you hear me!
  • If I fasi man, I'll get your attention.
  • An ass kick wiill get your attention.
  • When I speak man, you listen, little homie!
  • Those are smooth threads, little homie.
  • You dress with pride and respect.
  • I like your lil' outfit, little homie.
  • Nice threads, uso!
  • Hey man, you're on your way becoming a Samoan!
  • So you have biceps like mine?
  • His physique merits pride and respect.
  • Smelling good, is that sweat?
  • Like that scent, little homie.
  • Smelling good, is that Bouche?
  • Ufa, my bike!
  • You best bail, bike wrecker!
  • You must fix my bike!
  • Hey man, my BIKE!!!
  • Ufa, my RIDE!
  • You wrecked my car, now fix it!
  • That was my car, PUKIO!
  • You better run, asshole!
  • My wheels, you puny piece of shit!
  • You just disrespecting my wheels?!
  • Hey man, my car!
  • Man watch where you're going!
  • PUKIO!
  • Hey cockhead!
  • Drunk fool!
  • UFA!!!
  • Shitstain!
  • That's disrespectful!
  • You komo!
  • Hey watch it!
  • SHIT!
  • Dickhead!
  • Hey, a little weed or a little sherm?
  • Hey, you got any weed, right daddy?
  • Gimme some of that sticky icky.
  • They call it Smoke Andreas.
  • Santos Samoan smokers, fool!
  • Yo, you got anything for me?
  • Yo, you got any smoke?
  • Got any yale?
  • Your side's crying for Samoan love.
  • I like your sexy walk, baby.
  • Can you save me on muli, baby?
  • That's a cool little muli, girl.
  • We can make big pretty babies.
  • Samoan Pride, fool!
  • I'll die fighting for my hood!
  • Let's check him! Get him up!
  • Who's the monster? Who's the mark?
  • I live to fight, homie!
  • Fia fusu, homie!
  • Respects are paid, one way or the other!
  • Too late to run, muriello!
  • Susu poki don't bitch up now!
  • Want me to kick your ass?
  • C'mon let's roll!
  • C'mon, bitch!
  • I live to fight tomorrow!
  • I'll live to fight tomorrow!
  • Hide behind your gun, you little bitch!
  • I'll go ahead and hide your little gun, you little bitch!
  • A gun is for cowards.
  • A gun is for cowards!
  • Yo, you lucky you got that gun!
  • Yo I'm coming back, homie!
  • Feelin' brave, little man?!
  • You jackin' a psycho Samoan?!
  • This is your casket, komo!
  • Death before dishonor, muriello!
  • Me and my brothers are gonna find you!
  • Me and my usos are gonna find you!
  • Your hood's gonna be a warzone, pukio!
  • You dare diss a Samoan warrior?
  • You're gonna diss a Samoan warrior?
  • You're jacking a Samoan monster!
  • Line be crossed, little homie!
  • You only jacked your own life!
  • You played with your life!
  • Man you crazy?!
  • THE STREETS WILL BLEED!
  • You're gonna pay!
  • REVENGE!!!
  • Payback, fool!
  • It's your head!
  • It's gonna be your head!
  • My honor! To the muli!
  • Death on sight!
  • You'll be dead when I find you!
  • Imma find you, fool!
  • Man never diss a psycho Samoan.
  • Let me bail before I catch a murder rat.
  • Man let me bail before I catch your case.
  • Man I should dump you for dissing.
  • Hey you little Aryan pukio.
  • Man, that diss can get you smoked, fool.
  • Death before dishonor fool, watch it.
  • It's an insult I can't forgive.
  • Man you ain't gonna get away for this!
  • Man, you scared to fight me for this?!
  • Your gun is your carriage, mark!
  • My usos are gonna hear about this!
  • Man do you know who you're robbing?!
  • It's disrespectful.
  • Yeah, the coward's choice.
  • Sure, that's a poo-butt pukio's favorite.
  • Hell yeah, it's righteous!
  • Maulo, it merits pride and respect!
  • All warriors are down with it.
  • Hell yeah, I got much love for it!
  • No, but what's cracking with it?
  • Nah, but my brothers had.
  • No.
  • Nah, but my usos had.
  • Move kefe, I'm busy.
  • Ufa, get out of my face!
  • Hey homie, bounce, we're at war!
  • What's cracking, baby?
  • What's handling, baby?
  • What's cracking, lil homie?
  • Respect, little uso!
  • Respect, lil woman!
  • Respect, lil mama.
  • Stay beautiful, my queen.
  • High groovin', baby.
  • Respect, lil homie!
  • Stay strong, warrior!
  • High groovin', homie.
  • I'll catch you round the block, homie.
  • Hey man. Have you been to an MWF match?
  • Do you smell the new Sweat cologne?
  • Have you been to Samoa?
  • My hood is at a warzone lately.
  • My gut is getting too big.
  • The Los Santos Police Department is shady.
  • Man, my hood is at peaceful now.
  • Man, my chest is 60 inches.
  • Los Santos is beautiful today.
  • Man I gained 20 pounds yesterday.
  • Pride is stronger than death!
  • Samoan pride, nothin' like strong!
  • Ain't nothing can keep me down!
  • What a humiliating death!
  • Man, it sucks to die that way.
  • Man, dying in the streets like dogs.
  • Ain't no respect going that way!
  • Man this doesn't reflect Samoan pride.
  • Stop following me around the store.
  • Man, maybe I should get one free for my usos.
  • Is this big enough for me?
  • Now this reflects Samoan pride.
  • Is this a bootleg?
  • Pukio, rip me out.
  • Hey are you tryin' to rip me out?
  • I'll take a dozen for my usos.
  • My patience's thin. Make the sale.
  • Hurry and pick it up!
  • AHH, YOU DISRESPECTFUL MARK!
  • Imma snap your neck, tagger!
  • How dare you hit me up?!
  • OH, MY EYES!
  • Oh man, my eyes are burning!
  • Man that was some spineless shit!
  • Hey you coward.
  • You were mean shit, komo.
  • You were mean shit, komo!
  • Sneaky snake son of a bitch!
  • Taxi, pump your brakes!
  • Taxi, slow your roll!
  • TAXI! Slow your roll!
  • Ufa, I'm on parole!
  • Hit and run's punk shit!
  • C'mon, show some honor, pukio!
  • I can't tolerate this coward!
  • Man you don't expect nothing more to kill, pukio!
  • Let's ride, ooze!
  • Step on it!
  • C'mon bro, move it!
  • Let's go let's go, ooze! I'm late!
  • He's doin' the damn thing.
  • Righteous driving, uso!
  • You loco homie, but I like it.
  • Man, keep it real.
  • Alright homie, take it easy.
  • Here's a little comma for you.
  • Yo homie, keep the change!
  • You better stop the car before I get mad!
  • There ain't no future in kidnapping Samoans!
  • You diss my homeboy you diss me!
  • A kidnap?! Can't allow it!
  • My patience's growing thin, pukio!
  • I'll get a good look at your face!

Purple 31 pedestrian

  • Fool are you on sherms?
  • You bitch-made busta!
  • I mess with girls and guys, so?
  • Im about to start trippin'!
  • Get yo stupid ass movin'!
  • I drink all your booze under the table!
  • Move, punk bitch!
  • Those fool oughta get blasted!
  • I gotta check this mark!
  • Who's this busta ass mark?!
  • Excuse me mark!
  • When I slap you, don't trip!
  • I love violence!
  • On our first date, we should go to Ammu-Nation!
  • Fool, I said raise up!
  • I love lip gloss! And break you off a tip!
  • Better you than me!
  • Well he say he's taking me to Ventura.
  • You up in here smell bangin'.
  • Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?!
  • I'm startin' to feel a little faded.
  • A bitch ain't got time for this shit!
  • Tryin' to fill a bitch up?!
  • Man that's just triffling!
  • 'Gon bail in a wheelchair when I'm done!
  • Don't hold back me though, loc!
  • I done KO Meteor Man! (?)
  • I'm down for my hood!
  • You 'bout to get beat by a bitch!
  • Think a female can't squab, loc?
  • Get 'em up, you perpetrator!
  • Let's scrap, you old busta!
  • East Santos bitches can't see me!

Mexican porn fan

  • What comes with the aftertaste of pussy?
  • I buy a round for all the young boys!
  • Ándale!
  • I'll put your assholes and go already!
  • Pendejadas!
  • Get this cachondeo on the road!
  • Goddamn piss swimmer!
  • MOVE IT!
  • Let's go! Damn!
  • MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
  • Go park somewhere else!
  • Baboso!
  • Idiot!
  • Cabron!
  • Bolas!
  • Calmela!
  • Puto!
  • Shit on a shingle!
  • You want some of me, maricón?
  • Que paso loco!
  • Abusado!
  • Pussy is like porridge.
  • I love sexy cartoons.
  • I've been divorced eight times.
  • I love the boys in Thailand.
  • I had porn for breakfast.
  • I hope they don't find the bodies...
  • Take a shower ese.
  • You smell like basura man!
  • Sucio!
  • You smell like my ass man!
  • Puto abusado, that ink sucks, man!
  • You need a better skin artist, vato.
  • You gotta get better tats in prison, mane!
  • I could do better with a magic marker!
  • Holy macaroni!
  • Big gun pencil dick sabes!
  • Molest you later!
  • You smell as sweet as a schoolgirl.
  • The ladies like to rub the tatas on your tats moreno.
  • Nice ink!
  • I got tattoos too!
  • Nice tats, man!
  • You drive like a mujer!
  • Carre, I hate this weather!
  • Malvados San Andreas weather!
  • Mama pinga you bullshit weaher!
  • This weather sucks!
  • You're gonna walk away from me, puto?!
  • Oh yeah? I'm talking to you!
  • Yeahh, you better keep walking...
  • Hola? Aqui estoy!
  • Ah! The boobies are out today!
  • That was my bike, puto!
  • Whatcha gonna do about my pinche bike?!
  • QUE PASO LOCO!
  • You got a problem?!
  • Mi carro!
  • Look what you did to my pinche car!
  • Pendejo, that was my car!
  • You know how much panocha I ate in there!
  • Whatcha got to say for yourself?
  • You think you could just hit my carro?!
  • Baboso!
  • Pinga watcher!
  • Pollo slapper!
  • SHIT ON A SHINGLE!!!
  • Chale!
  • Nice try, puto!
  • Dickhead!
  • Shit!
  • Ay, pinga!
  • GAHH!!
  • I need some grifa for my headaches.
  • It's mota time, carnal!
  • I need some medicinal mota!
  • I need some smoke.
  • Hey, I need to get whacked!
  • Hey, you got any whack-whack?
  • I didn't know she was your ruca, honest!
  • Get off me pendejo!
  • What you doing man?!
  • HEY! My porno's in there!!
  • You better hope I don't find you!!
  • I'M GONNA KILL YOU, PENDEJO!!
  • Mi carro... Mi carro!
  • Aqui estoy, big-bone.
  • You are one crappy cabron, man!
  • You don't mess with a loco like me!
  • Time to go, pinche jacker!
  • Adiocitos!
  • Hey! Nobody takes away my porn!!
  • Go pull someone else's nipples.
  • Go stroke yourself, pinche cabron.
  • You're making a big mistake, chingon!
  • This is what you wanna be doing, maricon!
  • You're kidding, right, como mierdas?
  • Got the pendejadas, asshole!
  • Hey! I want my money!
  • That's for the big show!
  • Yeah, real bad, man.
  • It sucks balls.
  • Chale! No way!
  • Si mon, it was the puta madre!
  • Forget it man!
  • Testugo!
  • Hey there, chula!
  • Que trajes!
  • Que paso, guey!
  • I'm here when you need me!
  • Would you like to sip me cara te espera?
  • Watch your back!
  • Shit, I was gonna get some pussy!
  • Cluckin Bell tastes like perro!
  • Shit, I needed to get to the pawn shop!
  • Pussy's great for every nation on earth!
  • I love the cock.
  • I love the Zebra bar.
  • Baboso cabbie!
  • Keep going man. I want that cabucha!
  • Carifa!
  • You got big bolas! Keep the change!
  • You like young girls too?
  • Do you like Japanese school girls?
  • Do you like Bangkok?
  • You think you got the huevos for me?
  • You ready, joto?
  • You want some of me, maricón?
  • Mariposa!
  • Aqui estoy, shit muncher!
  • You're gonna die now, pendejo!
  • Time's up, amorcita!
  • You're going down, joto!
  • I'm gonna fill you up!

Blue-striped Mexican pedestrian

  • I'm driving, mama pingas!
  • Don't make me kick your ass puto.
  • I'm loco fool, don't upset me!
  • Hey man, who's this stupid puto on the road?
  • Looking for a problem, puto?
  • Hey, you know where you at holmes?
  • I'm losing patience fast, cabron.
  • Move it!
  • Stupid bastard!
  • Man you know who I am, loco?
  • This is my varrio, cabron!
  • That was far too disrespecto!
  • Chale, puto! Watch it!
  • Trucha, where you at holmes?
  • Looking for a fight muñeca?
  • Don't make me slap you, holmes.
  • I didn't hear you say perdon.
  • Stop touching me, asshole!
  • Don't blow me again, puto!
  • Is there a problem, cabron?
  • Hey, you're looking half-dead, holmes.
  • I'm a veterano ese, no joke.
  • He didn't say perdon, so I stole on him.
  • Varrio es todo, homie.
  • I got a wheela for my carnal.
  • And amigos? More like an amigas!
  • It takes no hard to shoot, ese.
  • Man you stared at my rucas so I stole on them!
  • Drive-bys are for punks.
  • Man I had to kick his ass.
  • Hey you dress like shit, holmes.
  • Buy some clothes from the 90s, ese!
  • That ropa came from the basura.
  • Does your madre know how you dress?
  • Stop eating, fatso.
  • You should start a fat boy gang, holmes.
  • How many chances enough, gordo?
  • Hey, mucho gordo!
  • There's a thing called jabon, holmes.
  • Time for a hot shower, holmes.
  • Damn, you stink!
  • Damn you got flies following you?
  • Hey! Get your ears clean, puto!
  • Hey, you ignore me, holmes?
  • Hey you better listen up, holmes.
  • Show me respect when I speak, ese!
  • Hey I'm talking to you.
  • Nice ropas, homie!
  • Your style is bien firme!
  • That's real stylish, ese.
  • Nice threads, holmes.
  • You got brasos like logs, homie.
  • Man that's a big bato, ese.
  • Hey, you're in the MWF, ese.
  • Hey, where can I buy that colonia?
  • That's sweat, right ese?
  • Is that Renegade, ese?
  • That smells great, holmes.
  • Hey you damaged my bike!
  • Now I have to feria for that thing.
  • Pinche cabron, my bike!
  • Shit, my bike!
  • I just stole that!
  • MY RANFLA!
  • So who's gonna pay and spray, puto?!
  • You're gonna fix that!
  • Como mierdas!
  • Aww, my car!
  • SHIT!
  • Watch it!
  • Chale!
  • You loco?!
  • Damn ese!
  • Stupid leva!
  • Cabron!
  • Watch it!
  • Holy shit!
  • Chiva, mota, coca, whatever!
  • I want a nice pack of clavo.
  • I wanna get perdido, holmes!
  • Gimme some good smoke, ese!
  • Hey holmes, gimme some yerba!
  • Look at those nalgas, holmes.
  • Chale! Stay and talk, ese!
  • Within this perdida, mija?
  • I'm looking for a ruca like you.
  • Well let's do this!
  • Are you stupid?!
  • You got a deathwish?!
  • Hey, say bye to your dentist!
  • Man get ready for death, fool.
  • Get ready for a knock-out, fool.
  • Man I love throwing chingazo!
  • I wanna see sangre, holmes.
  • You're hitting the suelo, puto!
  • Your heart pumps piss, puto!
  • Man you hit like a mujer.
  • You insane?!
  • A man I kill people for breakfast!
  • Oh, give me a break.
  • Be a man, holmes! Drop the pistola!
  • Scared to go mano-a-mano?
  • Trucha man, this puto's packing.
  • Pinche pistolas!
  • My varrio will be avenged.
  • You're dead, pinche jacker!
  • Sure about this, puto?
  • This is your last jack, holmes!
  • Hand off me, chingado!
  • Pay your coffin, puto!
  • Chale! Not my ranfla!
  • You got big cojones, fool.
  • Smile now cry later, holmes!
  • Hey, we're gonna find you cabron!
  • Shoot me now holmes, you better!
  • ERES MUERTO!
  • YOU'RE DEAD, PUTO!
  • BIG MISTAKE!
  • Pinche jacker!
  • I'll find you!
  • Blast that fool!
  • Aqui estoy!
  • BASTARD!
  • Man, I should kick your ass, cabron!
  • Hey! Show some respect, ese!
  • Hey you must want chingazos, puto!
  • Don't take kindness for weakness, holmes!
  • Remember where you're at, ese.
  • Hey don't disrespect me again, ese!
  • I'm not a bellboy, puto.
  • The next this will be your last, holmes.
  • You just bought a death warrant, holmes!
  • Go ahead and kill me, puto!
  • You just put a hit on yourself!
  • Bad idea, muerto!
  • Man, you a dead man!
  • Never do it again, si mon.
  • Once, ese, pero ya estudo.
  • Never won't do it again, si mon.
  • It was bien firme.
  • Si, holmes!
  • I liked it!
  • It was the puto madre, ese!
  • Si mon holmes, lots of time.
  • Chale holmes, but I want to.
  • Not yet, carnal. Soon.
  • Nahh!
  • Man I think i smell ahora, ese.
  • Maybe you're 5-0.
  • I don't know you, ese.
  • Amorcita!
  • Hola, amorcita!
  • Que paso, ese?
  • Hey holmes!
  • Que pues?
  • Later, esa.
  • Cuidate, amorcita.
  • I hate to watch you, homie.
  • Later, ese.
  • Trucha for the one-time, holmes.
  • Ever been to the pinta, ese?
  • Hey did you see my ranfla at the car show?
  • You visited my varrio lately?
  • Ever tried to fit the tequila straight?
  • My ranfla is acting like a carrucho.
  • Man this club offer is bullshit!
  • My clicker needs more veteranos.
  • Mi varrio, rifa!
  • My heart is strong like steel.
  • My ranfla is in a car show.
  • My varrio still needs me, ese!
  • Que paso aqui, holmes?
  • Hey, where they from my varrio?
  • Muerte has promised to all of us.
  • Los Santos is like a silver.
  • God, this town!
  • Ah what the hell?
  • Man you don't deserve no feria!
  • Driver's ed loco, you need it!
  • Man, you drive like my evita!
  • Taxi!
  • Aqui! Taxi!
  • Holmes is a maniaco!
  • Tranquilo, ese!
  • I got warrants!
  • That's messed up, ese!
  • Man are you barracho, ese?!
  • Andale, homie!
  • What a carrucho!
  • Drive, holmes!
  • Let's go!
  • You drive hard, carnal.
  • Hey thanks for the viaje, loco!
  • This carrucho can fly!
  • Good job, man!
  • You deserve a propina!
  • A little extra, holmes.
  • Man, you got the heart of a sequester!
  • My carnal! You jack my homie!
  • Now stop this pinche car before I trip out.
  • I'll kill you!
  • Let me out of this car!
  • Hey what happened to my ranfla, puto?!
  • Man, I knew you were a cabron!
  • I told you man, not a scratch, puto!
  • You pinche puto valet!
  • Hey, thanks for watching my ranfla.
  • Hey, I know I can count on you, ese.
  • Bien trabajo, holmes.
  • Yeah, good job, holmes.
  • Better not do anything to my ranfla!
  • No chingazos or you're a chingado!
  • Not a scratch, ese.
  • Hey you better take care of my ranfla, holmes.

Hispanic female in blue suit

  • Logger is too weak, ese.
  • Bartender!
  • Otro margherita!
  • My margarita needs mora tequila!
  • Move, por favor!
  • Trucha! I'm trying to drive!
  • Stop being a babosa, idiot!
  • What is your problem?!
  • You're blocking traffic!
  • Move outta the way!
  • Get out of my way, idiota!
  • This shortcut is puro perro!
  • GET OUT OF THE WAY!
  • What's your problem?!
  • Trying to touch my nalgas, fool?
  • You're violating my space, baboso!
  • Excuse you, maleducado!
  • Why you being sucio, homie?
  • Calmado mijo, damn!
  • Outta my face, ese.
  • Trucha! You jumped me!
  • Who is this clumsy leva?
  • You some kind of atractador?!
  • You ciegos are just stupido!
  • My boyfriend's clicker rifa.
  • Do you think this gray hair looks nice?
  • That puro better stop calling him.
  • Black ass is mi impervia.
  • I do be hoping to rub boots. Oh!
  • I heard some new chisme!
  • I think my nalgas are getting fat.
  • That bitch is such a sucia.
  • I moved to Ventura, carnal.
  • You dress like a leva, dude.
  • Your clothes are tavado!
  • Get some new ropa, baboso.
  • Ya, gordiro, lay off the burritos!
  • That's all food you got, you fat holmes!
  • He looks embarazada!
  • Lose some ciro, cerdo!
  • You stink! Sucio!
  • YOU SMELL LIKE BASURA!
  • Been rolling around in mierda, holmes?
  • You smell like a steak picado!
  • Wait!
  • I'm trying to talk to you ese!
  • Mi estas ignorante, holmes!
  • Nice traje, ese.
  • Your clothes are being firme.
  • That ropas are way cool, ese.
  • Ugh! He's hot!
  • Can you lift my weight, guapo?
  • Is that sweat or Renegade?
  • You smell so nice, ese!
  • That colonia is bien firme!
  • I wish my vato smells so good!
  • Trucha! My bike, asshole!
  • You hit my wheels, baboso...
  • TRUCHA! My car, asshole!
  • You wrecked my carro, baboso!
  • MY CAR! Pinche cabron!
  • You gotta feria for that!
  • Como mierdas!
  • You some kind of tacato?
  • My car!
  • Pinche cabron!
  • You got the feria for that?!
  • CHALE!
  • Sucia, dickhead!
  • Maniaco!
  • Watch out, holmes!
  • Shit, holmes!
  • Cuidado!
  • Damn, ese!
  • Slow down, holmes!
  • Ciego!
  • You got any chiva or mota?
  • Enough for a leno, okay?
  • Don't sell me no mierda either.
  • Let me get a clavo, holmes.
  • I'm not a tacato, okay?
  • Is that original, holmes?
  • That vato is bien firme, esa.
  • I love your ronda, amorcito.
  • Hola, sexy!
  • I could be a total sucia for him.
  • Don't hit me, holmes!
  • Aqui estoy, stupid puto!
  • I'm kicking you in your huevos!
  • Get dressed, asshole.
  • You want chingazos, holmes?
  • I KILL YOU!
  • Te mato, cabron!
  • You drunk-off pistos loco!
  • Te pato la cara!
  • HE'S GOT A CUETE!
  • Calmente holmes, I'm gone!
  • Chale! Don't shoot!
  • Tranquilo, holmes! Don't do it!
  • I'm allergic to balas, ese!
  • Okay holmes, don't hurt me!
  • My carnales will hear about this!
  • Chale, not my wheels, ese!
  • This como mierdas caught me slipping!
  • Let go of me, puto!
  • My man's gonna blast you, holmes!
  • Oh, shit!
  • You know who this carro belong to?
  • My clicker's gonna hear about this!
  • You like jacking mujeras, cabron?!
  • Chale, not my carro!
  • PINCHE PUTO!
  • MY CARRO!
  • YOU'RE DEAD, HOLMES!
  • STUPID TACATO!
  • PINCHE JACKER!
  • You. Are MUERTO!
  • COMO MIERDAS!
  • Shit, holmes!
  • You're a leva anyway.
  • Calmado mijo, stop tripping.
  • Chiva mi panochita, puto!
  • You're a buster anyways, cabron.
  • Si mon, but it was basura.
  • Si, it was una mierda.
  • Once, pero ya estuvo!
  • Yeah, but that's for levas, holmes.
  • Si mon ese, it's way cool!
  • Hell yeah, the puta madre!
  • Si mon, I loved it!
  • Claro que si, definitely, man!
  • No? But it's firme, right?
  • Oh no... but soon!
  • Not yet.
  • Not yet carnal, but I want to.
  • Kiss my ass, estupido!
  • I don't like some sort of levas.
  • Do I look like I care, cabron?!
  • Supesa que paso!
  • Que treyas, mija!
  • Hola! Que pues?
  • Que treyas, holmes!
  • Que onda, homie!
  • Hey holmes, que paso!
  • I hate to watch you, mija!
  • Cuidado, mija!
  • I hate to watch you, ese!
  • See you later, vato!
  • Los nuevos, holmes!
  • Ever lived out in Venturas?
  • Have you seen today's telenovelas on Weazel?
  • Ever been to Weldings & Weddings?
  • Have you shopped at Arcox Electric?
  • Have you been to the Crazy Cock?
  • My guena looks horrible today!
  • East Los has been crazy today.
  • The chisme today is all lies about me!
  • My relationship isn't going too good...
  • My guena look bien firme.
  • East Los has been calm lately.
  • The chisme's juicy today!
  • My relationship is perfecto.
  • You levas though I was dead!
  • Can't kill me!
  • Que paso, ese!
  • A drive-by?
  • It's no more from the clicker, is it?
  • Fool's messed up, ese!
  • Cry later, holmes!
  • Orale, it's on sale!
  • Orale! It's on sale!
  • Ay, que verma!
  • Chale, too much feria!
  • Eres mas barato at the other store.
  • Now this is puro perro.
  • This is some basura!
  • I'm ready to buy this!
  • Quiero esto, por favor.
  • Chale, I don't have cash on me.
  • Can I pay on cheque?
  • What am I doing with my feria?
  • I CAN'T RIDE WITH NO LEVAS!
  • You're crazy, holmes!
  • I'm not giving you no feria, ese!
  • AQUI! TAXI!
  • TAXI, POR FAVOR!
  • You're a maniaco, holmes!
  • Holy shit holmes, he's loco!
  • Fool, you hit somebody!
  • Step on it, ese!
  • Get this carrucho moving!
  • Hurry up, leva!
  • Orale! That's how you drive!
  • This carrucho has some speed, ese.
  • That ride was the puta madre!
  • Some extra feria, holmes.
  • You earned this feria.
  • STOP THE CAR, LOCO!
  • That was my carnal, you jack!
  • Let me out, cabron!
  • This puta kidnapped me, help!

Refined pedestrian

  • I can't believe my nose!
  • Did someone pass gas?
  • You smell like shit sir.
  • Who cut the cheese?
  • You smell like Copenhagen.
  • My old tailor is in a box at home.
  • Whoopsie daisy!
  • Might I sniff you again, sir?
  • Excuse me, sir!
  • Your vehicle appears to be in the way!
  • You are creating an incident!
  • You are not moving when you should be!
  • Please forgive me!
  • No broken bones!
  • Quality tailoring makes the man!
  • Trust funds for everyone!
  • This weather is dissapointing.
  • I love to travel! France is so lovely!
  • A tattoo is for heathens.
  • You smell exquisite.
  • You remind me of spring!
  • Tattoos remind me of my service days.
  • What do you think you're doing?!
  • I'm on my way to the symphony!
  • Maniac!
  • Menace!
  • You're sick! You're dangerous!
  • I need something to keep me polite.
  • Your devotion to fitness is admirable.
  • I would like to get stoned.
  • Oh my! Please be more gentle!
  • Take more money for petrol!
  • I'll call the constable!
  • This property isn't yours!
  • You want a donation?
  • You fool!
  • Greetings sir, how do you do sir?
  • Do you enjoy the programme "law"?
  • I find Ammu-Nation supplies me well.
  • You are a gentleman and a scholar.
  • Perhaps in another colour, this supports my purposes.
  • Chauffeur! Taxi!
  • Let's hit the road!
  • With haste, young man!
  • Now hurry, and off the way we go!
  • The stickiest of the icky please.
  • My motorised penny farthing!
  • Oh dear.
  • Poor swine!
  • Your finest narcotics please.
  • That's the way the cookie crumbles!
  • If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back!
  • Yes! Truly unfortunate!
  • Absolutely not!
  • How do you madam?
  • Enjoy yourself sir!
  • Sprunk taste like dirt.
  • Oh my word, no.
  • Public transportation is rubbish!
  • You sir are a menace!
  • I regret stepping into this contrivance!
  • My blind wolfhound drives better than you!
  • Oh my goodness!
  • Did you notice that person?!
  • You've killed the poor person!
  • My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities!
  • Violence is a last resort.
  • You have forced me into action!
  • Regrettable, but necessary.
  • Reason, obviously won't work here.
  • There's only one way to solve this.
  • I am prepared to fillet you!
  • You have forfeited the rules of fair play.
  • I can scrap!

DJ

  • Everyone in this joint ripped me off.
  • Warm it all up.
  • I can't drink anymore!
  • C'mon, move it!
  • I ain't got all day!
  • What's going on here?
  • Man I'm not in the mood for this!
  • C'mon, man!
  • Let's go, let's go!
  • Pick it up baby bop, come on!
  • I got places I gotta be!
  • Hey I gotta meet some very important record people!
  • The music business waits for no one, chump!
  • Hey, hands off the merchandise!
  • Watch it!
  • Yo, you blind?
  • Hey, careful homie!
  • Hey, I got nothing you want.
  • No way homie, I'm on to you.
  • Take it easy, homie.
  • Sorry!
  • Wassup!
  • You want that face left alone?
  • I invented all of it.
  • When you set up the needle, people say I give my production sequences away.
  • Nice to meet you.
  • You hear this on the radio?
  • Yo, you even get Kilimanjaros out of business?
  • Diets just happen to other people.
  • Hey when you back up, the people say "beep!"
  • An eclipse?!
  • You dissing me too?
  • You think you're better than me?
  • Be sorry when I hit big!
  • You can be my bodyguard once I make you big!
  • Let me get my muscles like yours!
  • I want your biceps on my first CD cover.
  • Yo, this was my best chick magnet!
  • My two-wheeled baby!
  • Whoa!
  • Watch the records!
  • Shit, this isn't even my car!
  • How am i gonna move my records now?
  • Someone's trying to stop me from recording.
  • Takes more than that to sign as my music.
  • Can't stop me or my message!
  • Whoa, mercy!
  • Major label gone!
  • Corporate gangster!
  • Corporate enforcer!
  • Psycho!
  • Murderer!
  • Pencil dick asshole!
  • Yo, you show me love, I show you love!
  • Man, I got a lil' discount!
  • Yo, I write tracks about your and your momma.
  • Yo, the best artists get high!
  • Now we're talking, baby bop!
  • Oh yeah!
  • Oh, now we're talking baby.
  • Yo, you got it going on, mama!
  • Well well well, what do we have here?
  • Gon' get my music over my dead body!
  • Nobody tries to steal my music!
  • Oh, you wanna die? Sure!
  • My fists are stong as my beats!
  • You want beats? I give you beats!
  • Yeah, you got one foot in the grave already!
  • Give it up, shithead!
  • Another psycho on the streets!
  • East streets ain't safe!
  • Stop rhymin' and start runnin'!
  • Oh, gotta save my vinyls!
  • Hey you can't take my car!
  • Hey gangsta rapper thug, let's do this!
  • Oh! Another music vista!
  • Which label sent you?!
  • Get off the major label, bastard!
  • Oh you can never take my beats!
  • Oh no, no, my demos!
  • Oh you can take it, I need the insurance money.
  • WHAT?!
  • Stop, what are you doing?
  • My demos are in there!
  • Stop, that's the only thing I own!
  • That's my house! Uh-I mean my car!
  • Son of a BITCH!
  • My homie's gonna find ya, G!
  • Oh you a dead man, G!
  • Oh you're a dead man, sucka!
  • Oh I'm gonna kill you now!
  • Oh it's on then!
  • Hey when I get famous, you'll be sorry!
  • You're missing out on the best!
  • You're missing out on the next big thing!
  • Yeah, you'll be sorry anyway.
  • Woah, do you realize I'm a prince of the decks?
  • Oh you can take my money?!
  • Go ahead and take my money but not my music.

Hispanic beach guy

  • Look out!
  • I am a lover and a fighter, pal.
  • You being funny, amigo?
  • You want a beating homeboy?!
  • You getting fresh, homeboy?
  • You're dead.
  • I kill you, if you touch me again.
  • Keep your hands off me!
  • Do you know who I am?!
  • What are you doing?
  • HEY! Only women touch me!
  • The women are so easy in this town.
  • I like bitches and fighting.
  • I have only one weakness.
  • Hey, I'm perfect!
  • Am I too modest?
  • I am a testosterone junkie!
  • I like the ladies' HIPS!
  • All the girls want me!
  • Nice hair, loser.
  • What's going on with your hair?
  • What's with the hair?!
  • Is that hair on purpose?
  • Fatso, you're blocking the sun!
  • Hey, fatty! Get out of here!
  • There's a whale on the beach!
  • You fatass!
  • Take a bath!
  • You ever heard of soap?
  • You, stink!
  • You smell like shit!

Old bathroom pedestrian/hot dog vendor

  • World of Cog has the best toilet paper!
  • AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES!
  • Come on, I gotta take a leak!
  • Get off the road, I wanna take a piss!
  • Not now, I wanna take a dump!
  • Get the hell outta here!
  • Get that piece of garbage outta here!
  • Move, you're between me and the john!
  • All I want to do today is sit on the john.
  • Your girl's got no nose!
  • You gotta wipe your ass too, youngster!
  • Shit on a stick!
  • Show some respect dummy!
  • Ugh, my heart!
  • This street is too small!
  • What? Your shit don't stink?
  • Crack my head, crack yo head!
  • You be careful now.
  • What in damnation is going on?!
  • Ain't you got self control?!
  • I soiled myself because of you!
  • That car will be your coffin!!!
  • I took a good dump this morning!
  • You ain't getting away, dummy!
  • Hey, I'm an old man!
  • Underwear is overrated, man!
  • You thieving dummy!
  • You goddamn dummy!
  • Man, I need some tits to squeeze.
  • Is your aftershave made from faeces?! (belches)
  • Your cologne is very sophisticated!
  • Move that bucket!
  • The urinals in this joint smell good!
  • Ow! What the?
  • I've been to every public bathroom in the city.
  • Your tattoos are giving me the runs!
  • Man, this weather sucks!
  • Careful, dummy!
  • Cool it, meathead!
  • This is bullshit!!
  • SHIT!!!
  • Look out!
  • Watch out!
  • AHHHHH!!! Not my time!
  • I need something extra special!
  • Feet don't fail me now!
  • Look out! I've got a heart condition!
  • SHIT!
  • Get back here, you thieving dummy!
  • You can't take a coffin from a old man!!
  • You gotta be faster than that boy!!
  • This is supposed to be a nice city!
  • How's it hanging, bro?
  • My ass still hurts in that Indian food.
  • I love Cluckin' Bell on Tuesdays.
  • Burger Shot has some quality meat.
  • Damn no respect kids!!
  • Let me outta here already!!
  • Have you been to Rusty Brown's?
  • You've reached the end of days!
  • Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
  • I'll eat you and spit you out!
  • I'll show you how it's done!
  • No tomorrow for you!
  • I eat dummies for breakfast!
  • You ain't even gonna have an ass to kick!
  • I'm still young enough to whoop ya!
  • Your time here is up!

Hispanic Los Santos criminal

  • Hey, what do you want to know?
  • Hey man, I taught you anything!
  • Hey let's do a deal, I'll talk, I'll talk!
  • I'm really innocent!
  • What do you want to know, I'll tell you anything.
  • Come on man, I'll do a deal!
  • Hey, how did they know I got there, officer?
  • Hey, can I borrow five bucks?
  • Can I look at your wallet, amigo?
  • Amigo, can I borrow your cell phone?
  • Amigo, can I borrow ten bucks just for a minute?
  • Amigo, gimme some money!
  • Amingo anything you want, ten bucks.
  • Cabron! Move!
  • Come on, bribon!
  • Pendejo! Move!
  • Diablo!
  • Por favor, move your nalga!
  • Come on pinga, move!
  • Viva idiotas, move!
  • Cabron! You're tapado!
  • Ese, move, por favor!
  • Come on man, I'm clocking here!
  • Don't touch me, amigo.
  • Hey, gimme some money!
  • Hey what are you pushing me for?
  • Whatcha!
  • Ya pues!
  • Hey please don't touch me, amigo!
  • Amigo, hands off!
  • Tarugo!
  • Hey, come on man, don't push me!
  • Hey, get off!
  • Hey-hey-hey!
  • Hey, what's your problem?
  • I just need to get one last hit.
  • Mi familia no longer trusts me.
  • I have done terrible things for drogas.
  • I'm going to quit tommorow.
  • I'm still never get higher, I swear!
  • My mother no longer listens to me.
  • One last shot, it's no big deal!
  • I sold my soul to the devil with that shit!
  • I wouldn't even steal it.
  • Why not steal a better one?
  • Why're you driving that shit?
  • Get a better car.
  • Were you high when it did that shit to you?
  • What is it with that lame ink?
  • Did you get that at jail, gringo?
  • Hey what's up with those stupid tattoos, friend?
  • Hey, screw you gringo!
  • Brute puta!
  • I was talking to you!
  • You have a very nice car.
  • Hey man, I love that ride!
  • Hey man, that's a beautiful car!
  • Hey man, that's a beautiful car, is it locked?
  • Nice ink, holmes.
  • Nice artwork.
  • That's some cool ink, gringo.
  • Like me you love needles, I see.
  • Whatcha!
  • Yah!
  • Ya me estas cayento gordo!
  • Hey hey hey, HEY!
  • Hey my bike, amigo!
  • Mi carro!
  • Chale carajo!
  • Controlate!
  • Como lo mo mi ves!
  • Oh chingona!
  • Mi carro, yo idiota!
  • Ahhh, mi carro!
  • Hey, look out!
  • Yo soy malvado!

Orange 12 pedestrian

  • Come on fool. Kick me a Logger.
  • I ain't no alcoholic, I'm a weed head.
  • Steal one drink and a bartender starts trippin'.
  • I ain't nursin' no drunk.
  • Do Loggers come in a 40 ounce?
  • I prefer Chronic.
  • Man, stop playin' with me!
  • Don't you know what road rage is?
  • Honk means get the hell on, man!
  • Is you high?
  • You're like my asshole, always holdin' up shit.
  • Move bitch!
  • I'm too high for this shit, move!
  • You playin' with me? Stop playin'.
  • Don't push me.
  • I've come to the edge, man.
  • Man, don't be runnin' up on me.
  • Raise up, mark.
  • Can't you see I'm busy bein' high?
  • All that aggression.
  • You on sherms, too?
  • Go smoke some cheeba.
  • You're Madd Doggin' me, man.
  • Get your hands out my pockets!
  • I'm a get me a Happy Farmer Kit.
  • That ese put dust in my weed.
  • I smoke cause it gives me peace of mind.
  • Them white boys had me on Crystal Meth.
  • Weed, money, same difference.
  • Gonna shoot me over $200, man?
  • I smoke cause it gives me knowledge.
  • You still wearin' prison issue, man?
  • You spend clothes money on crack, huh?
  • It's laundry day, huh?
  • You so fat, you jumped in the air and you got stuck.
  • Back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
  • Did someone die in your mouth?
  • Do you shower in do-do?
  • Man, you stink.
  • Why you got to be like that?
  • Man, why you tryin' to fade me?
  • Nice outfit, high roller.
  • Came up on some nice clothes, boy.
  • Can't find them threads at no swap meet.
  • You swollen as shit man.
  • You lift weights? I lift joints.
  • Smells good, boy.
  • Where can I buy your smell?
  • Ya smell good, man.
  • Now I got to steal another bike.
  • Gimme drugs! I'll forget about the bike.
  • Stolen bikes don't have no insurance.
  • I'm the one supposed to drive high, not you.
  • Now I got to steal another car.
  • I would call the po-po.
  • You got enough weed to fix this?
  • I'm too high for this shit.
  • Damn!
  • What the hell?
  • I'm movin'!
  • Aw, you trippin'.
  • Stay off the crack, man.
  • You on one.
  • Scandalous!
  • Say, man, what's on special?
  • I don't smoke all the time.
  • I need the good shit, man! The good shit!
  • Gimme the proper, man.
  • I'mma lick you like Mr. Whoopee!
  • I'm a soak you up like a biscuit.
  • You, me, weed - what a threesome.
  • Stoned with a stone cold jab!
  • My heart don't pump no Sprunk!
  • I'm a beat ya like you stole somethin'!
  • Knockin' you out, and smokin' your money!
  • I hate getting stole on!
  • Another one, damn it.
  • I can't loose man, hit me!
  • I feel my card comin', hit me!
  • Feelin' lucky, hit me!
  • Come one, dealer!
  • Gimme another one!
  • Hit me!
  • Bitch!
  • Dealer, you cheatin'!
  • I ain't got enough left for a sack.
  • That ain't count.
  • I said "Stay", not "Hit".
  • Man, I'm cool, no more cards.
  • This hand is righteous.
  • No more, I'll ride with this hear.
  • No more, dealer.
  • I'll stay.
  • No, I'll stay.
  • Yes!
  • We dealers stick together, you know.
  • Man, I can't be faded, man.
  • Did you think you could beat me?
  • All praise due to the weed!
  • Santos fools runnin' the casino, man.
  • Do it again.
  • I let you win that time, man.
  • Hell yeah, let's go smoke and celebrate.
  • Spend yo winnin's on a sack.
  • We played Russian roulette.
  • My P.O. don't know I left Los Santos.
  • Hey, lemme borrow some of ya chips.
  • Let me borrow some of ya chips.
  • I got all ya'lls money!
  • Did it on one coin too!
  • The slots love me!
  • One yank, made all that bank.
  • Man, I was just playin' with ya.
  • Man, stop playin', the po-po watchin'.
  • Calm yo ass down.
  • How you gonna draw down on your homie?
  • I thought we was homies?
  • This fool is trippin'!
  • Man, I stole this first!
  • Damn, I'm slippin'.
  • Come on, man. Ain't we the same set?
  • Man, you on one.
  • Wait, man, the rollers is watchin'.
  • I'm a civilian, man.
  • How you gonna run up on me?
  • Damn, you scandalous!
  • Oh, busta!
  • Stupid ass mark!
  • My homies gonna find you!
  • Bitch!
  • You ain't a G!
  • You know we enemies now, right?
  • Yeah, boy, you better bail!
  • I just got to steal another one. Shit.
  • Why you drive off, mark!
  • Man, I will kick your ass! You hear me?
  • Forget you! I'm a go smoke.
  • Fine!
  • Fine! You can't have none of my endo.
  • Why you trippin', man?
  • I just stole this money from ya mamma!
  • You just gonna smoke it up.
  • Hold up, man, the rollers is watchin'.
  • Yeah, but I can't fade it, man.
  • Fo sho.
  • That's some mark ass shit.
  • The bomb, man.
  • Oh, that's right!
  • And it's tight, man!
  • Nah, but it's crackin' though, huh?
  • Not yet, man
  • Nah, man, nah.
  • Oh, no.
  • Man, you blowin' my high.
  • Get out my face, trick.
  • Hey little mamma.
  • What's poppin'.
  • Hey, baby, you don't remember me, do you?
  • Hey, man, where the weed at?
  • What's happenin', homeboy?
  • What's up dog?
  • Call me with some Chronic, aight?
  • Later!
  • I gotta bail, in a minute.
  • Later homie.
  • Lemme go find some Chronic. Later.
  • You know about that Happy Farmer Kit?
  • You been to Sha-La's yet?
  • Ever smoke weed from San Fierro?
  • You tried that grub at Cluckin' Bell yet?
  • Hey, you visit that Blotto shop?
  • Some fat sherm is makin' me tweak.
  • Weed spot is dry as hell man.
  • Man, I've got some Northern Lights, straight from Canada.
  • Got me nice and sprung!
  • I ain't feelin' nothin'.
  • A second chance at life?
  • That shit look painful.
  • Do it hurt?
  • Walk it off!
  • Well your draws don't smell too bad.
  • I dun spent all my ducats on weed.
  • Damn! This is the bomb!
  • Should I buy a dub, or should I buy this?
  • I can't fade this, man.
  • How much is this shit again?
  • Can I pay for this with bud?
  • I can refund this tomorrow, right?
  • Yeah, my money smell like weed, so!?
  • You know I'm about to kick your ass, right?
  • Come on fool, get off!
  • Stop that shit!
  • You're ruinin' my high, man!
  • I ain't got no money!
  • How about I pay you Saturday mornin'?
  • You drive like you on drugs.
  • I know you can see me!
  • Taxi!
  • You got ran the hell over!
  • Scrooch over, let me hit someone too.
  • Forget drive-by's. You drive over!
  • Take me to the drugs, pronto!
  • I got to pay you in bud.
  • Drive! I'm clockin' here!
  • Thanks, man!
  • I'm a go get high now.
  • Righteous!
  • If I ever need speed for weed, you the one.
  • Here's some extra, go on, get high.
  • Extra chump change for some Cheeba.
  • Am I high, or did we switch drivers?
  • That's my dealer you jacked, man!
  • Say, drop me off at the weed spot.
  • That Chronic got me, man.
  • Man, why you want to steal this bucket anyway?
  • Now how will my dealer do the drop off?

Quantum Man

  • When will you villains learn?
  • Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists.
  • If you give me money, I'll give a super blowjob.
  • I forgot to sew pockets on my tights.
  • Quantum Man can be your drinking buddy!
  • My superhearing has detected an emergency!
  • You villains never learn!
  • Oh! That tickles! Taste my wrath!
  • You dare to aim at citizens?!
  • Quantum Man never shrinks from battle!
  • Must...catch...bullets!
  • Stop! In the name of justice!
  • I have no choice but to agree.
  • Agreed, good citizen!
  • SILENCE! Evil one! Your deeds has come to an end!
  • Be vigilant!
  • Why thank you good citizen!
  • I only use my powers against supervillains.
  • Hello good citizen!
  • You are risking everything in combat!
  • I have powerful thighs.
  • My super-speed is no match for you!
  • You dare aim at Quantum Man?!
  • Panic not good citizens! FLEE!
  • I dare you to immobilize that firearm!
  • This planet is insane!
  • I am Quantum Man, I have come to the universe to protect the innocent!
  • Hello female citizen!
  • Hello sir!
  • Have you seen the regular reaction?
  • Glory thee to this powerful moment!
  • In the name of subnotomic!
  • On my world, I was known as a bum.
  • STOP! In the name of justice!
  • There is no reasoning with people!
  • I must agree with the gravity of this universe.
  • My compliments good lady.
  • Please excuse me citizen.
  • I must return to crime patrol. My duty calls.
  • Hello there sir!
  • Dark forces are gathering here.
  • Your timing was inplecible.
  • Do you know what you've done?!

African-American hippie

  • Fight the power, brother!
  • Let's be peaceful, brother!
  • They don't want us expanding our minds.
  • Relax! I'm only pulling out my wallet!
  • Brother I have no beef with you.
  • You see a black man trying to drive?
  • I believe I have a right to self-defence.
  • I know who you are pig!
  • I'm gonna beat the Uncle Tom outta you!
  • You gonna do drive by Uncle Tom?
  • Always a sellout pulling a trigger!
  • I'm late for Dr. Ackbar's knowledge.
  • Stop harassing me 5-0!
  • Get a good life snitch!
  • I like message reps!
  • Jack Howardson making pigs look cool!
  • Don't eat to die brother! EAT TO LIVE!
  • Clean the lies from your lives!
  • The revolution needs brothers like you!
  • Capitalism breeds accidents!
  • Capitalism breeds car crashes!
  • Legalise it and we'll advertise it!
  • My people love it.
  • You need to be corrected brother!
  • Please brother! Stop the violence!
  • Unhand me you sellout!
  • Thieving Uncle Tom!
  • Brainwashed bastard!
  • Of course but I won't discuss it openly!
  • Kiss my ass snitch!
  • Traitor!
  • Beware the beast sister!
  • Beware the beast brother!
  • Crack dealers destroy our community!
  • The New World Order has enslaved our people!
  • My fine African garments!
  • Your driving lacks street knowledge!
  • Stay in the driving seat brother!
  • Now we're both victims of capitalism!
  • Those garments are attrocious brother.
  • Look at that strong black brother, now that's an fine African warrior!
  • Brothers in the drivers seats intimidate you?!
  • You're acting kinda strange.
  • Violence breeds more violence fool!
  • You're too old for the man!
  • Rejecting messager, but consisting the message.
  • No more crime please uncle brother!
  • I only deal with revolutionaries.
  • Heard much about the New World Order?
  • Capitalism breeds violent deaths!
  • You know anything about the crack conspiracy?
  • Too strong and too black to die!
  • Look at that! They're hatin' me!
  • The revolution is coming, I'm wearing my best African garments.
  • The ancestors sent me back!
  • San Fierro is waking up to the truth!
  • TAXI!
  • You're not a government agent are you?
  • Jacking cars is what they want you to do!

Kifflom backpacker

  • Kifflom, brother uncle!
  • Are you looking for spiritual answers?
  • Kifflom! Kifflom!
  • Can I interest you in religion?
  • Dinosaurs are a lie! FACT!
  • Cris Formage saved my life!
  • Epsilon protect me!!
  • Put me up brother uncle!
  • Something big is happening in American religion.
  • You should read our literature!
  • Can I talk to you about religion?
  • Kifflom! Kifflom be praised!!
  • Don't corrupt me! I'm saved!
  • Kifflom and Krant!
  • Before I read the tract, I was lost.
  • Careful, brother uncle.
  • Careful, careful.
  • Do you need spiritual guidance?
  • Find out!
  • Have you ever taken a karate lesson for free?
  • Have you thought about the answers to the universe?
  • I bring a message of peace.
  • I haven't been with my parents since I've joined the fellowship.
  • I haven't spoke to my parents since...
  • I lie with nine of my sisters every week.
  • Join our fellowship.
  • No, it's a terrible lie.
  • Kifflom! Krant! Help!
  • Have you ever seen asperm? It’s a lie!
  • On the road take care in the woods of darkness.
  • Partner sharing is a integrated part of Cris's vision.
  • The world's beautiful, and so are you.
  • Yes, it's all thanks to epsilonism.
  • They should all read the Epsilon tract.
  • Kifflom, sister aunt!
  • Have you read the Epsilon tract?
  • Biology is a LIE!
  • I love the sexual side of Epsilonism!
  • Epsilonism doesn't allow this!!

Construction worker

  • Out of the way, man!
  • Hurry up, I gotta get to the site!
  • Come on, I got work to do!
  • Move it, asshole!
  • Buy American, you piece of shit!
  • I don't got all day here!
  • Move it or lose it, moron!
  • This ain't a parking lot, asshole!
  • I'm gonna be late for my bowling league!
  • What's your problem, pal?
  • Got some sort of disorder, buddy?
  • Tourettes, huh?
  • Watch where you're walking, moron!
  • You want me to shoot you with my nailgun?
  • Yeah, just try that again.
  • Do you want a black eye?
  • Easy!
  • Hey!
  • Watch it!
  • You in a rush?
  • You pushin' me, buddy?
  • What's your problem, buddy?
  • My bowling team's in first place.
  • Foreman takes all the credit.
  • Got this new table saw.
  • Bowling is such an intellectual game.
  • Fell off the scaffolding last week.
  • I wouldn't even wear that on the site!
  • You look like shit!
  • What the hell are you wearing?
  • Who paid you to wear those clothes?
  • Woah, fatty!
  • You're gonna give yourself a heart attack!
  • My god, you sure are fat!
  • You are a fat bastard!
  • Dude! Take a shower!
  • Try some deodorant, buddy!
  • And I thought I smelled bad!
  • My god, you stink!
  • Very flashy!
  • You sure know how to dress!
  • I like those clothes!
  • You must be in construction too, huh!
  • Gee, I wouldn't mess with you!
  • You a trainer or something?
  • Nice cologne, bro!
  • Bet you get a lot of ladies with that cologne!
  • Maybe I should try that cologne!
  • I wish I smelled that good!
  • You been to that new 24/7?
  • You tried using a belt cinder?
  • You ever do it yourself?
  • Have you checked out that new Willard dealership?
  • Have you ever tried bowling?
  • I oughta kick your ass!
  • Bring it on, buddy!
  • Yeah, this's gonna be fun!
  • I'm gonna mess you up!
  • I needed a release all day!
  • Come on, asshole!
  • Let's see what you got, douchebag!
  • Go ahead, make me hurt!

Ex-convict thug

  • Why you touchin' my beer?
  • Don't make me get outta my seat!
  • Raise up little bitch!
  • Get outta road, punk!
  • Move, chump, before I get upset!
  • Don't make me kick your ass!
  • You know where you at, fool?
  • Don't make me repeat myself. Move!
  • Get outta way, li'l bitch!
  • You can take me - I like it better in jail anyway(!)
  • You know who I am, chump?
  • I'm 'bout to nut up, punk.
  • I'll break your neck, punk.
  • Raise up little bitch.
  • Lookin' for problems? Keep trippin'.
  • I should slap yo' bitch ass.
  • You wanna die little bitch?
  • Lovin' another 187, punk.
  • Lookin' to get beat down, chump?
  • You're looking half-dead, fool.
  • Get outta my way.
  • You're askin' for it, fool.
  • In the pen, we play strip football.
  • I'm a Rusty Brown doughnut eatin' gangsta!
  • In jail, we pumped down and watched Weasel.
  • These rap fools be needing bodyguards, huh?
  • Nice wheels for a chump.
  • That's my ride, little punk!
  • You drive like a little bitch!
  • I'm taking bike repairs out your ass!
  • I'm taking car repairs out your ass!
  • I'm taking repairs out your ass!
  • I'm too big for little sales, sir!
  • Watch out, punk!
  • Stupid mark!
  • This shit better be good, punk.
  • In jail, being on top ain't gay.
  • You're a sissy with a silly ass car.
  • Nice car asshole!
  • Is that yo mama's car?
  • That is one ugly ass car!
  • I made a fool drink piss.
  • Steroids make your dick do WHAT?
  • I just stole that bike too!
  • I just stole that car too!
  • I just stole this thing too, I hope yo mama's a mechanic!
  • I like that car little bitch.
  • Please sir! I'll be a good little thug!
  • Who pulls me out of my car?!
  • You sneaky punk! It's your funeral!
  • This is my vehicle, punk!
  • Run if you want to live mark!
  • Show some respect, punk!
  • Jackin' my homie? I should jack you!
  • Taxi! Bring yo ass over here!
  • Bail before I make your heart fail.
  • I'm a give that fat ass a spanky!
  • Smoke, sterm, steroids give it here.
  • This shit better be good punk, any bad trips I'll kill you.
  • Damn I missed out on all the fun!
  • Another 187 haha!
  • This murder put me in the mood!
  • I like seeing blood. LOVE it!
  • That dead body made my day.
  • It's on now, li'l man!
  • I love squabblin'!
  • It's lights out for you, chump!
  • I'ma make you wash my drawers!
  • You must wanna die, li'l man!
  • I kill you wit' my bare hands!
  • Come get knocked out like yo' mama!
  • You wanna scrap wit' a killa', fool?
  • You boxin' wit' a booty bandit, punk!
  • Let's work up a sweat, li'l man!
  • Yeah, let's go head up!
  • Time for a donation, chump.
  • This is a G ride you jackin', chump!
  • Fool, you jackin' a straight killa!
  • I'ma snap yo' neck like a pencil!
  • Li'l sneaky bitch!
  • It's your funeral, chump!
  • Better leave Los Santos!
  • I'll find you, bitch!
  • It's on now!
  • 187 li'l man!
  • Big mistake, bitch!
  • Next time, sissy!

Bikini woman

  • Get your fat body off the beach.
  • You smell like shit.
  • I'm special, asshole!
  • Wow, you smell hot!
  • My thong, asshole!
  • Go pick somebody fat instead!
  • Look at that guy!
  • Hey you, you looking good!
  • Nooooo! My hair!!
  • You can't shoot me!! I'm American!!
  • Hey fatty!
  • Hey porky!
  • Hey lardy!
  • I'm fighting the war on fat.
  • Get the hell out of my shadow.
  • Good luck losing the weight.
  • Stop staring at me!!
  • I'm not broken, am I?
  • Stop it you asshole!
  • Go hit a fat person!
  • Screw you dick!
  • I thank God for not making me fat.
  • Stop molesting me!
  • You are disgustingly fat!!

Mohawk punk

  • He got nothing on me!
  • Hey this is bullshit! Where are the charges?
  • Man, get out of the way!
  • OUT OF THE WAY!
  • Something's gonna be very wrong with you!
  • Everyone knows me at the casinos!
  • You call that a car?
  • Yo, yo, yo, yo!
  • That tattoo is FIERCE!!
  • OPEN YOUR EYES MAN!!
  • Man, I got this detailed!
  • Damn idiot!
  • Nooooooooo!!
  • What are you retarded?!
  • Can we just talk this out!
  • WA-HA-HO!!!
  • AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
  • I was done dealin' with diapers, I'm gonna kick your ass!
  • Oh what do you think you're doing?!
  • Oh this is not cool man!
  • You got no witnesses?
  • You wanna see a trick pal?
  • What are you, some kind of joker?
  • Hey watch your shoes man!
  • Man I just invented this trick!
  • You wanna bet on that?
  • What's the matter with you?
  • Unlike you I got somewhere to be!
  • Man some people...!
  • Come on man, let's beat the phones!
  • Ho ho, I'm feelin' lucky today!
  • Man, that is a rolling disaster!
  • Nice car pal!
  • Now that car is cool!
  • BLIND OR SOMETHING?!!
  • Hey LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY BIKE!!
  • Oh you're blind as a bat!
  • Oh what did you do?!
  • OOOHH!!!
  • You call that driving?!
  • AAAHHH!!!
  • You better not screw me man, I need some of that stuff.
  • Man, I hope you like knuckle sandwiches!
  • Oh watch where you point that!
  • Oh this is not working out!
  • I won't have any insurance!!!
  • MAN I JUST STOLE THAT CAR BACK!!!
  • GIMME THAT!!
  • I need this more than you do!
  • Awesome!
  • N.O.!
  • Go fly a kite!
  • Forget you!
  • Have you played craps?
  • Yo, the police are hassling me all the time!
  • I don't believe this!
  • Look at the tag on that!
  • Hey TAXI!!!
  • HEY WATCH OUT MAN!!! OH GOD!!!!
  • HEY THIS AIN'T DRIVING MAN!! THIS IS HUNTING!!
  • Have you driven a Hustler?
  • I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
  • I'm gonna crush your skull man!
  • I'm gonna kick your ass!
  • Y'all this is gonna hurt, man!
  • Payback is a bitch!
  • This is gonna be a beatdown!
  • I hope you weren't too attached to your face, man!
  • I'm gonna rip off your ear and stuff it up you ass, you could hear me kicking!
  • You ever gamble!
  • Man, I'm banned from three casinos!
  • Man looks better on the windows!
  • UH!! I'M GONNA DIE MAN!!!
  • Playin' cards are gonna make me a millionairre!

"Old Cletus" vagrant

  • What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere.
  • Hey, you need a bodyguard player. I can protect anyone around here.
  • Hey! Pardner...
  • A...am I invisible?
  • I'm not gonna be pushed around, son!
  • You want something?
  • Now you got the cooties, jackass!
  • Excusez moi, asshole!
  • Tag! You're it! Ha-ha-ha...
  • That was kind of nice, do it again!
  • Slow down, youngblood!
  • That's just plain rude.
  • You've heard of personal space?
  • Watch it, pardner!
  • Something died in my underpants.
  • Has anyone seen my lizard?
  • I can't even masturbate anymore...
  • I had crabs the size of a baseball.
  • The liverwurst was green, but I ate it anyway.
  • I once had a dream, but it died in San Andreas.
  • When I find that chihuahua, I'm gonna kill it!
  • My stomach is rumbling...
  • I shouldn't have eaten that taco...
  • Have you ever been to that Glory Hole Theme Park?
  • You ever suck the fudge of a Rusty Brown's ring doughnut?
  • I hate this place.
  • Woof! Woof!
  • I was a welterweight champion in '68.
  • I've got nothing to lose!
  • I'll kill you!
  • Don't mess with the Big Dog!
  • A...am I supposed to be scared?
  • You ain't got the guts!
  • I'm already saved, are you?
  • Go ahead, shoot!
  • That'll get me to heaven.
  • Two words for your gun: "Screw" and "you"!
  • Mercy on a paroled man!
  • I've got so much to live for!
  • I can dodge your damn bullets, you jackass!
  • When will I find true love...
  • Jumping Jehosophat! I'm not ready to die!
  • OK, OK, I'll shut up.
  • You mugging me? Do I look like your daddy to you?
  • Hello there missy!
  • Good day, sweetheart!
  • Have you sniffed that icky-icky?
  • Burger Shot burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster!

Rich hispanic woman

  • Please tell me you'd be moving soon!
  • Ándale!
  • I swear to God you'd better move!
  • Hijo de la chingada, I ain't got time for this!
  • You'd better just move along!
  • Move! Your! Ass!
  • Carajo!
  • This is so wrong...
  • Hello? I'm late!
  • You're going to hold me up?!
  • I know you didn't just hit me!
  • Get your ass back here now!
  • Excuse me!?
  • That's as far as you get with me.
  • Don't tell me you just didn't see me!
  • I'm expecting an apology!
  • Do I look cheap to you?
  • You're lucky my man isn't here, cabron.
  • Did I say you could touch me?
  • You better say you're sorry.
  • Uh-huh. I don't stand for cheating.
  • These shoes are so expensive...
  • Thinking I'm smarter than everybody I know.
  • Everybody wants to be like me.
  • It's so great to be rich and beautiful...
  • That's a car, right?
  • You're gonna make me look at that piece of shit?!
  • Your car sucks!
  • That's an ugly car!
  • This area has a dress code, you know.
  • You buy that at Binco's?
  • Did you buy your shirt at Binco's?
  • You look like a slob!
  • That hair is nappy...
  • Honey, who lied to you?
  • Did your mama cut your hair?
  • That's a terrible haircut.
  • I know you heard me!
  • Cabron, I know you've didn't just ignore me!
  • I'd ride in that car anytime!
  • That's a hot car!
  • That's a fine ride!
  • Finally, a man who dresses like one.
  • I wouldn't mind being seen with you!
  • You always dress as good?
  • I like a man who's not afraid to shop.
  • Where did you get that cut!?
  • What salon do you go to?
  • Nice looks, baby!
  • Oooh, I like your hair!
  • AH! Carajo, get off me!
  • Take your ghetto shit back to Ganton!
  • You best just to step off!
  • Get him off me!
  • I will not stand for this shit!
  • My foot!
  • You're not worth it.
  • It's the bestest!
  • It's the worst!
  • Ever been to the block where I grew up?
  • This area is really coming up!
  • Have you ever driven a Pfister?
  • That chihuahua shit is nasty!
  • I ain't interested in Herr Gruber's Spa.
  • Hey chica!
  • Hi cutie!
  • Hey baby!
  • Hey chico!
  • It sucks!
  • It's terrible!
  • It's the worst!
  • Bye bye, girlfriend!
  • Isn't my dress cute?
  • Hey! Taxi!
  • Right here's good.
  • Watch where you're going!
  • Gaah!
  • Diva!
  • Watch it!
  • Whatcha!?
  • That's it!
  • What the---!?

Depressed black woman

  • I'm having a breakdown in here!
  • This is just like inversion therapy!
  • I'm CRACKING up in here!
  • These things are sent to TEST us!
  • You gotta get outta my way!
  • MOVE!
  • Please, move!
  • Come on, I'm late for therapy!
  • Hey, look out!
  • Excuse you.
  • Push a girl? Very clever.
  • Do I look invisible?!
  • I've got enough problems without you pushing me!
  • Pushing a woman around?
  • How impressive!
  • Look where you're going, bully!
  • You pushed me, what?!
  • You need help, buddy?!
  • I need a better analyst.
  • The world is a terrible, terrible place.
  • Guilt has ruined my life.
  • Wealth has so many responsibilities.
  • I just want to help people, and myself.
  • Oh, I know how it is to suffer.
  • The world hates people like me!
  • Mr. Fontaine is a genius!
  • I like charity work, and designer clothes...
  • Shopping really helps my self worth!
  • I blame my father...
  • Shopping is so important to me...
  • That car is up-hauling!
  • That car is terrible!
  • You need a better car in this town!
  • That hair is ridiculous!
  • Tell me you didn't pay for that hair, dude.
  • That haircut is out, mister.
  • What's with those awful shoes?
  • You must hate yourself with those shoes like that.
  • Those shoes are disgusting!
  • Don't ignore me, I'm rich!
  • My daddy doesn't let the help ignore me, mister!
  • I'll have you beaten for ignoring me!
  • It's a beautiful car!
  • I love that car!
  • That's a great car, mister!
  • That haircut is so fetching!
  • Now that's a haircut!
  • Love the hair, my brother.
  • You've got great hair!
  • I love those shoes!
  • Those are amazing shoes!
  • Those shoes... they're wonderful!
  • MY CAR!!!
  • You hit me, you hate me!
  • WHY does this happen to me!
  • The world is a hateful place!
  • I hate myself!
  • Call my therapists! Any of them!
  • I need some drugs!
  • HEY!
  • Look out!
  • These shoes are designer!
  • He's trying to kill me!
  • Help me! Help me!
  • What's wrong with this town?!
  • Leave me alone!
  • Call my therapist right now!
  • Help me!
  • Why does this always happen to me?!
  • Look at that handsome bitter rough!
  • My daddy would be furious at him.
  • I love to look at that tough bit of rough.
  • That guy is delectable.
  • That guy could take away my misery.
  • That guy could be my new therapist.
  • I hate guns!
  • Don't shoot, I'm innocent!
  • NO! I don't wanna die!
  • I hate life, but I don't wanna die!
  • PLEASE! NO, NO NO!!!
  • HEY! Get off!
  • Hands off me!
  • HEY! You can't have this!
  • HEY! I'm in therapy!
  • Not this, that's a crime!
  • Don't grab at me!
  • SICK bastard!
  • FILTHY bastard!
  • NO! Please, no!
  • He took my grin!
  • My car!
  • I blame myself!
  • I wanna move to Ohio!
  • I hate that man!
  • I've been robbed!
  • I need my analyst!
  • I need serious help, right now!
  • He took my grin, and my car!
  • Very erudite of you!
  • Charming, I'm sure!
  • That's why you haven't got no friends!
  • My therapist warned me about thugs like you!
  • I was just trying to be nice!
  • You're not fit to clean my shoes!
  • I bet you live in a tiny house!
  • Asshole!
  • No, not that! I blame myself!
  • My therapist will love this story!
  • You're a very sad man!
  • You're obviously very lonely!
  • That's why I'm on medication.
  • Yes, that's why I want to move.
  • Yes, the world hurts so much.
  • Oh, I know it's terrible.
  • Oh, I know it put me in therapy.
  • Yes, of course.
  • Yes, I love that.
  • Yes, it helps me sleep at night.
  • It cheers me up more than grin.
  • No.
  • No, not this daddy's girl.
  • No, never.
  • I always wanted to, though.
  • No, not me.
  • Enough already!
  • You're pathetic! Leave me alone!
  • Get out of my face, please!
  • Erm, miss? Madame?
  • Hi there!
  • Hey there!
  • Can I speak to you?
  • Hey!
  • Uh, hello?
  • Bye, miss!
  • Bye bye!
  • Bye now!
  • Bye!
  • Goodbye, sir!
  • Have you ever been abroad?
  • You like your life?
  • Have you always hated your life?
  • Have you been to inversion therapy?
  • It's so hard being this rich.
  • This town has really lost its class.
  • Life is a terrible mistake.
  • I find life unbearable.
  • I just love therapy.
  • Therapy has saved me.
  • I love the new clone range.
  • I love to ride.
  • I love my new therapy program.
  • Leave me alone! I'm very sorry, sir!
  • I've got me a ring!
  • I'm a victim, call my mom!
  • I'm really having a bad day!
  • This town is for maniacs!
  • I got insurance.
  • I deserved it all.
  • It's all my fault.
  • Get me out of here!
  • I deserve this!
  • No, no, no!
  • Daddy will be so mad.
  • I shouldn't, but I will.
  • When I stop the pain stops.
  • I prefer the Paris branch.
  • I actually meet this.
  • This will make me so happy.
  • Yeah, just this.
  • Hurry up, I'm late for therapy!
  • Let me pay now.
  • Stop doing that!
  • What are you doing, you idiot!
  • My new facial!
  • AARRGHH!
  • HEY! STOP IT!
  • You need help even more than me!
  • You maniac! Get some therapy, man!
  • Taxi!
  • Hey cab, over here!
  • What are you doing? You hit him!
  • Oh my fault!
  • You're doing my head in!
  • I gotta get outta here!
  • Let me go! You're deranged!
  • Okay sir, drive!
  • I'm in a rush.
  • My daddy's rich, now drive!
  • Well done.
  • Thank you.
  • This is it, thanks.
  • Buy your wife something nice.
  • Here my man, a tip.
  • Please friend, I'm really sorry!
  • I'm late for my doctor!
  • I got a personality disorder, okay?!
  • You're gonna make me scream!
  • HELP! I'm so sorry!
  • What have you done?!
  • What's wrong with you?!
  • I'll have you thrown in jail for that!
  • That's a crime!
  • Oh you asshole!
  • Thanks!
  • That's great, thanks!
  • Park this, will you?
  • Parker, look after her.
  • Look after my car.

White young businesswoman

  • Yeah, It's just a temporary job.
  • I've got plans for my life.
  • I'm gonna travel the world one day.
  • Meet me a rich guy and live in Barbados.
  • And kids. I'd love more kids.
  • Sure I slept with my boss...
  • What's the holdup?
  • Come on, I've got kids to feed!
  • I gotta be someplace soon!
  • My kids are home alone!
  • Get outta the way!
  • Should have taken the freeway!
  • Darn it, I'm gonna be late!
  • What's the problem?
  • Hey, watch out, sugar.
  • Flowers would be nice.
  • Watch the lady!
  • You're no gentleman!
  • You're trying to fill me up?
  • Heads up, sugar.
  • Oh, don't mind me...
  • Well excuse me!
  • Do I get an apology?
  • I'm sorry, am I invisible?
  • I got kids, you know.
  • My ex is behind on his child support again.
  • Five kids - and I've kept my figure. Look at me!
  • Why do I get sent out for food?
  • I refuse to blow my way to the top.
  • Robert thinks he can fool around with me?
  • My whole life's spent in the damn office.
  • Me and the girls need a night out.
  • I am not the office gopher.
  • Damn heels are killing me!
  • Need a good rich man to whisk me away.
  • What a pile of junk!
  • I prefer a quality car myself.
  • What a heap of shit!
  • Check out the raggedy man!
  • Bumps everywhere these days...
  • Nice look... for last year!
  • Try working out a little.
  • You are so fat!
  • You're revolting being that size!
  • Everybody's too busy these days...
  • Suit yourself!
  • You're lost, sugar.
  • What a great color!
  • Hey, buster! I love that car!
  • Wow, checkin' you out!
  • You're walking style, sugar!
  • I love your clothes, buster.
  • Mind if I get a squeeze?
  • Mmm... beefcake.
  • Ooh, baby, you're just what a woman needs!
  • I can't afford to buy another car!
  • My manicure!
  • Well that puts a cherry on the shitcake!
  • My car!
  • Holy hairspray!
  • Oh, you hit me!
  • Screw you!
  • My boss is gonna kill me!
  • One word for you: compensation!
  • Take this down. Screw you!
  • I've got a good lawyer!
  • Idiot!
  • Dumbass!
  • Get his number!
  • Police!
  • Holy crap!
  • Sick bastard!
  • Blind asshole!
  • Freaking freak!
  • Watch it!
  • You picked the wrong secretary!
  • I'm sick of dictation!
  • I'm gonna enjoy this!
  • You think you can get away with this?
  • Bring it on, mister!
  • I've had enough for one day!
  • I am one angry bitch!
  • Gonna punch your stupid face in!
  • Come on, asshole! I'm a working mom!
  • You're lucky I'm not packing!

Black young businesswoman

  • You hit like a bitch!
  • Females have got squabbles too, sucker!
  • Excuse me...
  • Beating up girls, right!? (if provoked)
  • I firm with stunt doubles, asshole!
  • You stepped on my Shodi! (bumped into)
  • The studio might give me a promotion! (talking to pedestrians)

"Ninja Wannabe" tourist

  • Hey, move over, punk-ass!
  • What are you, retarded?
  • What is this shit?
  • The hell? Move!
  • Hey, you think this is funny?
  • Get outta the way, shithead!
  • Are you screwing with me?
  • Move your shit outta my way!
  • Move over, dude!
  • You don't wanna make me mad, bro!
  • Hey, watch it.
  • Watch where you going.
  • You messing with me?
  • What the hell?
  • What's your problem?
  • What are you, blind?
  • Careful, shithead!
  • Buzz off.
  • What was that for?
  • Get away from me!
  • Watch it, pighead!
  • Get off, dick!
  • I've got the body of a ninja.
  • I'll eat your dog.
  • And they say eyes are small.
  • I was a badass in a former life too.
  • Have you dated an American?
  • Yeah, I really like french fries.
  • Both my parents are dead.
  • I told the cop: "Hey, don't molest me!".
  • Ladies love me... I think.
  • I've shaved downstairs this morning.
  • I've slept with Scotsman last night.
  • And I thought I have no taste...
  • Are you in a play- what the hell are you wearing?
  • Dude, are you wearing curtains?
  • Does your mom dress you?
  • God, you're a whale!
  • You go to a sumo school?
  • Hey, fatass!
  • Yeah, it was sunny a second ago!
  • Your tits are enormous!
  • Are you wearing a diaper?
  • What is up with that smell?
  • You smell like you're from England!
  • Blind man walking!
  • What are you, shitting in your pants?
  • Hey, I'm talking to you, jerk!
  • You think you're tough, huh?
  • Nice gear, man!
  • Damn, you look money!
  • Hey, we're about the same size, are we?
  • Those are some great threads!
  • How often you work out, bro?
  • Damn, you look good!
  • Wish I had big muscles!
  • Man, you're ripped!
  • Is that Bouche Cologne?
  • Careful near my sister with that smell!
  • I bet the girls are all over you.
  • That cologne smells smooth.
  • Watch it, moron!
  • Are you trying to kill me?!
  • This is gonna cost you, dickhead!
  • You don't mess with my car, you just don't!
  • You better be loaded!
  • Look at that shit!
  • I'm gonna kill you!
  • My freaking car!
  • Asshole!
  • You trying to kill me?!
  • Hey, shithead!
  • Watch it!
  • You almost ran me over!
  • That was freaking close!
  • You freaking jerk!
  • You stupid idiot!
  • What the...?!
  • Why, you're lucky I saw you!
  • This is better be no Chinese food.
  • You better not be giving me crap.
  • Quality, man, I want quality!
  • Looks good, smells good!
  • This is shit, I want a refund!
  • Give me some good smoke!
  • This better get me whacked!
  • What do we have here?
  • Check that out!
  • Wow!
  • Happy New Year to you too!
  • Show me what you got, bitch!
  • Come on, baby!
  • Take it easy, grandma!
  • I'm gonna enjoy hurting you!
  • Let's see what you got, asshole!
  • Come and get me, punk!
  • I could kill you with one hand, shithead!
  • Give to me, come on!
  • You sure you're ready for this?
  • I hope you like hospitals!
  • Asshole's got a gun!..
  • I don't need this shit!
  • ...Shit, I don't wanna get shot!
  • A psycho has a gun!
  • That's a real gun, man?!
  • Hey, wait a minute!
  • Don't even think about it, punk!
  • You're not gonna get away with this shit!
  • Hey, no way!
  • You're gonna regret this!
  • Don't make me beat you up!
  • You've got exactly three seconds to get lost!
  • Do I look like a jerk to you?!
  • You don't have the balls for it!
  • No way in hell!
  • Get your freaking hands off me!
  • Hey, stop!
  • You're so much shit!
  • You're gonna pay for this!
  • Nobody touches my car!
  • You're DEAD!
  • I'll find you!
  • You stinking piece of shit!
  • I know your face!
  • I don't believe this!
  • That's my car, dick!
  • I'm coming after you!
  • What's your problem?
  • Love you too, asshole!
  • ...Was I talking to you?
  • Yeah, that's cool, that's cool.
  • What's up your ass?
  • Somebody forgot to take his medication today?
  • Chill out, bro.
  • Whatever. Go to hell!
  • Come back here, shithead!
  • That's mine, asshole!
  • Hey, I need that!
  • Give it back!
  • That shit is messed up.
  • Yeah, that's bad news, bro.
  • It sucks, man, for real!
  • That's some bullshit.
  • Sure, man!
  • Uh, yeah!
  • Damn right!
  • For sure, bro.
  • No freaking way!
  • I don't think so, doofus.
  • You think I'm stupid? No.
  • Buzz off, TV head!
  • Get your ass outta here, bozo!
  • Get lost, loser!
  • Eat my shoe!
  • Hi, sweetheart.
  • Hello, baby.
  • Hey, beautiful!
  • Hey, what's up?
  • What's going on?
  • Later, sweetheart.
  • You're gonna miss me!
  • Love you too!
  • Take it easy, bro!
  • See you 'round, man!
  • Smooth ride, dude!
  • Did you lose your brains?
  • Have you ever had octopus for breakfast?
  • Have you ever driven a '79 Maibatsu?
  • Have you ever taken a karate lesson for free?
  • Have you ever been to Glory Hole Theme Park?
  • You've ever had a pearl necklace?
  • I hate those cars, and I'm not Japanese.
  • Cluckin' Bell is shit!
  • This is the greatest city in the world, man!
  • Yeah, there are hot chicks everywhere!
  • My car is so fast, it totally rocks!
  • I love Pfister, man, that's my dream car!
  • Wow... where have I been?
  • You saved me!
  • Thank you so much!
  • Jesus Christmas!
  • Damn... what the...?
  • Un-freaking-believable!
  • Whoo, I like that!
  • That's got my name all over it, man.
  • Nice!
  • You are mine.
  • Damn, that looks good!
  • I gotta have that!
  • Can I get that?
  • If I pay cash, can you cut me a deal?
  • Can I get two of those and get a discount?
  • Ring this up, shithead.
  • This one's damaged, give me a discount.
  • Hey, what'd you do that for?!
  • Hey, you ruined my brand new Kevin Clone!
  • Shit, look at this, LOOK AT THIS!
  • I wanna get you back, you paint freak!
  • You are a freak, come outta here!
  • Screw this, I want to leave!
  • I don't need this shit, you're crazy!
  • You're a maniac, you know that?
  • Yo, taxi!
  • Hey, over here!
  • Holy shit, you just hit somebody!
  • Hey psycho, did you even see that?
  • Try driving with eyes open!
  • Oh my God!
  • Let's go!
  • Come on, get going!
  • Let's not take all day, alright?
  • Step on it!
  • Thanks for the ride!
  • Alright!
  • Nice work!
  • Hallelujah!
  • There's a little arigatou money!
  • That's for you!
  • Here's your tip!
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • Take it easy!
  • Slow down!
  • Come on, you gotta let me out!
  • What kind of shit is this?!
  • This is bullshit!
  • The hell did you do to her?
  • You're gonna pay for this!
  • What the hell happened to my car?
  • You better have a rich uncle or something!
  • You stupid bitch!
  • Thanks for taking care of my lady.
  • Thanks, she's looking good!
  • Thanks!
  • Am I glad to see her!
  • Thanks for keeping my baby safe.
  • I'd screw this car if I could.
  • I've had sex with this car.
  • You'd better take care of my baby.
  • Keep her nice and warm!
  • Give her a special place, will ya?
  • Now she's mine, got it?
  • Be careful with it.
  • Don't screw this up!

San Fierro street girl

  • Dude, get out of the way!
  • You're like totally blocking the road!
  • Are you mental? Move it!
  • Put it in drive, dude!
  • You just like bumped into me!
  • Are you blind or retarded?
  • Move it, a-hole!
  • Practicing my ollies off the roof yesterday
  • Check out this scrape on my knee!
  • He's building a killer half-pipe in the backyard
  • Sometimes, I wish I were a boy...
  • My dream is to be a professional athlete
  • Got some gnarly road rash yesterday
  • Can't help it. I just wanna skate all the time.
  • Did you get dressed in the dark?
  • Did your Mommy dress you?
  • Get away, fatty!
  • You'd better get back to the barn!
  • Man, you smell nasty!
  • Try some deodorant!
  • You have totally great style!
  • Nice outfit, dude.
  • Nice muscles.
  • Damn, you look fine!
  • You smell so good!
  • My dad just bought me that bike!
  • That's my favorite ride!
  • Oh, road rash!
  • Watch it, asshole!
  • You're totally gonna pay for that!
  • You just totally mangled my car!
  • Eat it, retard!
  • Got any pot?
  • Dude, hit me up!
  • I'm bored, need some blow.
  • I'm dying for a smoke!
  • Hey babe, you wanna go skating sometime?
  • I'm not afraid of you!
  • Oh yeah baby, let's brawl!
  • You think cause I'm a girl I can't fight?!
  • Dude, I'm gonna kick your ass!
  • I'm gonna call my brothers!
  • Hit the deck! He's psycho!
  • No way! My car!
  • Somebody stop him! He's got my car!
  • My parents are gonna kill me!
  • I was just trying to be nice!
  • Whatever, jerky!
  • Dude, not my money!
  • I need that to buy new skate trucks!
  • See ya, loser!
  • Hi, babe!
  • Hey, girl!
  • What's happenin', sugar?
  • Hey, man!
  • Hi, handsome!
  • See ya, babe.
  • Peace out, bitch!
  • Later!
  • See ya, bro!
  • Check ya later!
  • Catch ya on the flipside!
  • Have you ever done ollies off your roof?
  • Have you tried whomping?
  • Have you bought stuff at Mercury?
  • So totally over San Fierro...
  • Hate fancy shit like Didier Sachs
  • Eris makes the worst shoes!
  • I never buy clothes at Zip. What a shit hole!
  • I love skating!
  • This is my favorite neighborhood
  • I love to skate streets
  • Streets are so much better than ramp
  • Screw this, I'm gonna skate!

Rich white woman

  • PAAAARTY!
  • What is like the deal with you?
  • Hello?!
  • I'm in the middle of a shopping spree!
  • So this is what that waiting thing is?
  • I am so over this!
  • Now I'm going to have to get another pedicure!
  • You just messed up my highlights!
  • Wannabe!
  • You knocked off my Crowex!
  • Classy.
  • Brute!
  • You'd hit an heiress?
  • If I so much as bruise.
  • Dumb pleb!
  • You better not left a mark!
  • Come back here, and pick up my purse!
  • My bodyguard will get you for this!
  • Do you know who my father is?
  • I just so enjoyed my time in Europe.
  • Daddy paid my credit card bills again.
  • I like Didier Sachs.
  • Oh, I had my IQ tested.
  • Thank God my daddy bought the college.
  • God, is that a car?
  • Did you make that car yourself?
  • Sad for you, you're poor, huh?
  • Are you wearing salmon skin?
  • If your clothes don't look good, just take them off.
  • You're someone with no taste!
  • I think your hair's beyond help.
  • Oh let me guess, your stylist canceled today?
  • That cut's all wrong for you.
  • Don't you recognize me?
  • Playing hard-to-get?
  • How'd you like a diamond ring up your ass?
  • That's a cool car.
  • Mind if I see how I look in that car?
  • That's almost as nice as my car!
  • Hey man, that's a great car!
  • Hey, that's a great look!
  • Do you have a personal shopper too?
  • You should always keep those on.
  • Hey man, nice clothes!
  • Hey man, love the hair!
  • Hey man, you're pretty well dressed!
  • Your hair is pretty wicked.
  • Who's your stylist?
  • Hey man, nice hair!
  • My mascara brush just went into my eye!
  • You're such an asshole!
  • My dad is so gonna be mad at me!
  • Have you been drinking champagne too?
  • You broke my mirror!
  • Oh man, this is so not funny!
  • Real cute!
  • Jerkoff!
  • Lame!
  • Watch it!
  • Dumbass!
  • Excuse you!
  • Whatever!
  • You're so tacky!
  • Spoiled brat!
  • Don't I know you?
  • You almost looked famous!
  • I'd like to examine your trust funds.
  • Let's go somewhere private, you and me.
  • Another card, duh.
  • Don't be stingy.
  • Encore.
  • Another si vous play.
  • Card.
  • Yes please.
  • Bring us all champagne anyways.
  • This is the opposite day, right?
  • Whatever, like I care.
  • Why does it matter to me?
  • Oh, this is so boring.
  • Keep your hand right where it is.
  • No more.
  • No more. Stop trying to trick me!
  • I'm staying right where I am.
  • I don't want to be hit, duh!
  • Stay.
  • I'm good, no thanks.
  • Yay! More shopping tomorrow!
  • I work hard to earn my money too!
  • Bring us all champagne to celebrate!
  • Winning money is just so me!
  • Keep that up, and you might impress me!
  • Nice job!
  • Drinks on this one for the rest of the night.
  • How about giving me a private lesson?
  • I know a few parties going on tonight.
  • Someone in here is going to get lucky tonight.
  • I had my nails done to mach the wheel.
  • When I get my hair done while I'm gambling you think?
  • I like to organize my chips by color.
  • Not exactly millions, but I'll take it!
  • Wish these were diamonds!
  • Oh, where's my limo?!
  • Help! Where's my chauffeur?!
  • These edgers were made for the catwalk!
  • I'm too good for this!
  • I was born rich!
  • You could've least introduced yourself!
  • Are you some sort of paparazzi?
  • This is so trashy!
  • You couldn't afford me, even if you won the lottery!
  • Did my parents set you up to this?
  • Is this being taped for TV?
  • Stop grabbing me!
  • Do you have like a search warrant or something?
  • Did I say you could touch me there?!
  • At least give me a drink first!
  • That tickles!
  • My car!
  • Bring that back at once!
  • Police, stop that man!
  • Uh wait, are you a valet?
  • Where are you off to now, bingos?
  • Bring it back to me with a full tank!
  • This is so not funny!
  • DADDY!!!
  • Ever, you're so blue-collar.
  • You look like trash besides.
  • Well, that's the last time I slum it.
  • I don't think so.
  • I'm off to partying in Vinewood anyways.
  • Oh, and who are you anyway?
  • What exactly are you grabbing at?
  • Get your hands off my gaul!
  • I didn't work for that, but give it back!
  • It's such a buzzkill!
  • It's worse than a bad hair day!
  • It is horrid!
  • It's crap!
  • Oh I know, I blame the poor people.
  • It's fabulous.
  • Oh yeah, it's foul.
  • So delicious!
  • No way, not a chance.
  • No, I'd never.
  • Get out of my face, I'm in a middle of a buying binge.
  • Kiss my credit cards!
  • Talk to my bejeweled hand.
  • Hey girl!
  • What's up, girl!
  • Hey hey!
  • Hi there!
  • Hey there.
  • Hello.
  • Hi cutie!
  • Hey handsome!
  • Later chica!
  • See you later!
  • Kisses!
  • Bye babe!
  • Ciao bello!
  • Toodles!
  • Have you ever worked a day in your life?
  • Have you ever had sex on camera?
  • I am so over caviar.
  • That spa is a real dump.
  • I hate having so much clothing.
  • My trust fund can be such a drag.
  • I love dressing up like a princess.
  • I love having my picture taken.
  • I love going tanning.
  • Just really appreciate my trust fund.
  • RUN!!!
  • Out of my way, poor people!
  • He's got a gun!
  • OH SHIT!!!
  • WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
  • So not enjoying this now!
  • Thanks. Thought I'd never see myself in the mirror again.
  • How's my hair? How's my hair?
  • So this is how the other half live.
  • Someone give me a glass of champagne?
  • I can't breathe!
  • Someone call my analyst quick!
  • Do you have this in pink?
  • Do you carry this in Kashmir?
  • Oh, these are perf for tonight!
  • I'm rich, so I didn't have to pay, right?
  • Put it on the card.
  • Do you take plastic right?
  • I'll take these.
  • No need to wrap it.
  • You're making my eye makeup run!
  • My contacts!
  • AHH!!! Not the face!
  • I just had surgery on this face!
  • Let me out, I want my limo!
  • I'll make sure you never drive again!
  • I've had three martinis and driven better!
  • TAXI!!!
  • Pull over right now!
  • Uh, did you just hit someone?
  • Don't worry, my friends and I do it all the time.
  • I think I just saw blood!
  • I did that, and my lawyer got me off!
  • I want to get there before my nails dry!
  • You do know how to drive this thing, right?
  • Not my normal chauffeur, but you'll do.
  • A little something for your trouble.
  • Ciao baby!
  • I don't have time, just keep the change.
  • Some extra for you.
  • My publicist will hear of this.
  • No offense, but you're just not in my league.
  • How did they let you in here?I'm real selective about who I drive with.
  • Are you like one of Sergio's friends or something?
  • Do we know each other?
  • Wait, this must be a joke.
  • My baby!
  • What did you do to my baby!
  • Oh, that is so unfair!
  • I just bought this car!
  • I like it when things go my way.
  • Thanks sweetheart!
  • Cool, thanks!
  • Thanks, darling! Kiss kiss!
  • Take care of my precious!
  • You know the drill!
  • I don't have to explain how to do this, do I?
  • Just take good care of her.
  • Look after her, or I'll have you whipped!

Biker criminal

  • Ah, jeez! I'm innocent!
  • I'm not into dudes, dude.
  • Come on, bitch! Hit me like a man!
  • Bring it on, sissy boy!
  • Ready for the bit of the old one-on-one?
  • I'll break your face!

Drug dealers

Mexican

  • I've seen your face, officer!
  • Fuck you holmes! Keep your damn hood!
  • Junkies are pussies.
  • These junkies, they're pathetic!
  • I sell drugs to children.
  • I've been with your wife, officer.
  • Holmes, you need some rich man's eye? I got what you need.
  • I ain't a drug dealer! I got a wife and 13 children!
  • Don't look at me, asshole!
  • What are you looking at, puto?
  • I do with your wife, officer!
  • Who you'd think you're messing with?
  • You want a little pick-me-up?
  • You know this beer makes me want to piss.
  • You push me, you want to die?!
  • Hey don't push me asshole!
  • Hey you lookout!
  • Get off me!
  • I love making junk things bad!
  • Please officer, this is discrimination!
  • Come back here, puto!
  • ASSHOLE!
  • Come back and fight, ese!
  • I'll be back, asshole!
  • Who the fuck do you think you are, ese?!
  • I heard you the first time, fuck off!
  • You're too proud, ese!
  • You're a pathetic junkie!
  • Look at that asshole!
  • I live the American Dream!
  • I ain't a drug dealer, I'm a war veteran!
  • I remember you! I know who you are!
  • Oh no! That's real bad news!
  • This is gonna be bad for business!
  • If you have it, I'm gonna be your priest!
  • I need some better customers.
  • I know who you are, drug fiend!
  • I'll see you in half an hour I guess.
  • Customers are such losers.
  • Have you ever heard of inflation?!

Black

  • I gotta call my lawyer!
  • Got that sticky-icky-icky homie!
  • No pocus, no dirt!
  • Sherm! Sherm! Got that sherm!
  • So this is the best shit man! Government issue!
  • Ay, I rather slang than bang homie.
  • Yo man! Why you stressin' me!
  • Man! Damn!
  • Hey, my ProLaps!
  • Damn, homie!
  • Yo, buster!
  • Aw, shit!
  • Hey man, I'll be back bitch ass punk!
  • Hey man, wait till I get my homeboys!
  • Man, you should've smoked me CJ!
  • Hey bitch made punk, you dead!
  • Man you can't stop my serve, mark!
  • Man, watch your back, buster!
  • Hey man, watch your back, you buster!
  • Man, it's my block now CJ!
  • Hey man, we coming back dumpin', chump!
  • Your time is over homeboy!
  • Man, this ain't your hood for long CJ!
  • Man, you half dead homie!
  • Nothing stopping me from coming up!
  • Hey man, you tryin' to check me punk?!
  • Now what's up bitch!
  • CJ I'm gone! I'm gone!
  • Hey, I didn't know this was your hood homie!
  • Hey I don't want no problems Big CJ, haha.
  • Man, fool, I don't know you.
  • Man you pushing me up or something?
  • Hey man, see you later dawg. See ya later.
  • Man, I ain't the one homie!
  • I'm supposed to be dead dawg?!
  • I should turn my life around?
  • I ain't GOTS to do a damn thing!
  • What the hell you want mark?
  • What da hell?!

Caucasian

  • Excusez moi, asshole!
  • I'm gonna cut you a new smile!
  • This is shit man, and you know it!
  • I'm gonna mess your ghetto ass up!
  • This stuff is the shit!
  • ASSHOLE!!
  • Get a life!
  • Get a fucking life!
  • Come on man! Take the cash man! Let me go!
  • Gotta cut this shit with washing powder.
  • Gotta get my next shipment cut from San Fierro.
  • I hope I'm not watching my house.
  • Hey you got the wrong guy!
  • Man you're deluded!
  • Do you know who my dad is? I'm connected, ASSHOLE!
  • Whatever sport!
  • OK, I read you loud and clear.
  • Okay man chill!
  • Take it to someone who cares.
  • Go screw a raccoon.
  • This shit's weapon grade!
  • Watch this stuff, its rocket fuel man!
  • You want sliced?!
  • You think you're something huh?!
  • Oh you wanna do the "nasty dance" huh!
  • I can't believe this shit!!
  • I want my lawyer!

Rednecks

Bone County

  • How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar?
  • Adam and Eve was brother and sister.
  • I'm telling you, horse is the new pork.
  • I'm telling ya man cousins is legal, this is crazy!
  • Move you dumb retard!
  • So the donkey walks into a bar...
  • Hey! I ain't got all day!
  • You stinking piece of shit! MOVE!
  • Next time I punch your face.
  • You inbred or something, you can't see me?
  • What do you mean change my socks?
  • What a rustbucket!
  • What a piece of shit car!
  • I'm gonna get myself a monster truck!
  • HEY! You look out!
  • Hey! This is my pa's car!
  • You damn Yankee!
  • When d'you learn to drive?!
  • Come on, punch me!
  • He's got a gun!!
  • Who the hell do you think you are?!
  • HEY! Get off!
  • Hey get back here! Where do you think you're going?!
  • You've been messing with the wrong guy!
  • I was gonna introduce you to my sister.
  • Heck no. No.
  • Hey I ain't got all day buddy!
  • Pardon me!
  • Hey come on man! Look out!
  • What do you think of this here chrome shotgun?
  • Ma and pa were past cousins.
  • Donkey's afraid of a big fat man.
  • Whoa man, you sure is fat.
  • Oh you rude bastard.
  • NOT MY BIKE!
  • Oh geez! That was my favourite bike!
  • Hey! I just stole this car!
  • You're dead donkin' me buddy!
  • Oh come on asshole!
  • Out of my way!
  • Come on! Gimme your best shot!
  • Come on, I'm gonna break your nose!
  • HELP! I'm being shot at!
  • Beat it tough guy! I ain't afraid of ya!
  • Bastard jacked me!
  • Oh, ma's gonna be so mad!
  • Hey that varmint son'bitch stole my car! Oh how am I going to get home?
  • Oh pa's gonna whup me for this one!
  • This here car's mine! So out you go boy!
  • Watch your step on the way out! Hee hee!
  • Hey I was just bein' friendly!
  • You got something against donkeys?
  • Hey leave me alone!
  • Well hello there miss!
  • Hello donkey lips!
  • Have you ever lived in a trailer park?
  • Sprunk an' scotch is my favourite drink.
  • Cover your eyes donkey!
  • This store is fancy!
  • Oh I want me some of these!
  • Oh, I think I'm gonna puke...
  • Are you insane?!
  • Step on it buddy, I'm in a mood.
  • That was fast. Here's some change.
  • My cousins are gonna get you for this!
  • See ya later donkey hater!
  • I'm the victim in this here situation!
  • Now get the hell out!
  • I was tryin' to be nice!
  • Hey we was just talkin'!
  • These bar stools sure are squishy.
  • Hey let's get a move on!
  • I'm gonna get angry!
  • Pardon me.
  • Hey mister!
  • See ya later pretty lady!
  • Have you ever raised donkeys.
  • Dude, Burger Shot is disgusting.
  • Lordy Lordy!
  • I wonder if they got this in yellow?
  • Would you ring me for this?
  • Hey there!
  • Hey that was cool!
  • Sonny Jim, I'm in a rush!
  • Good job, here's the change.
  • Please mister, let me go!
  • I'll never see my donkey again!
  • You city folk are so rude.
  • Yeah it's the Devil, oh it's disgusting, I can't bear it.
  • I got no time for you man.
  • See you later.
  • Have you ever tried licking a Rusty Brown?
  • Incest is a beautiful thing!
  • I just love the countryside.
  • I think you just killed that person!
  • Howdy!
  • I just can't bear the city.
  • You seen my life! You've seen my donkey too?
  • There is no way I'm payin' for that!
  • Hey it's about time!
  • Somebody help me! Hey, this guy's touchin' me!
  • I'll let you touch me if you let me go!

Countryside

  • Wow son, you're a big boy.
  • Careful piggy!
  • Grandpa got caught in the pig pen, I love a squealer.
  • Why are you driving like that?
  • Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?!
  • Oh yeah! You're real funny kid!
  • Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her!
  • Get away from my home!
  • Howdy, partner!
  • Hello she-male!
  • Have you ever shot a dog?
  • Inbreeding ain't so bad.
  • Did piggy make it?
  • This guy's insane! This must be judgement day!
  • Dude, can I get out of here?
  • Move it, numbnuts!
  • Move!
  • Move your ass!
  • Come on move!
  • Open your eyes, boy!
  • Mama and papa are close cousins.
  • Those little curly tails freak me out.
  • Some peope say swine is fat.
  • I love that car, is that real?
  • Don't shoot! I don't wanna die!
  • Keep yer dirty hands off me!
  • ARGH, off! Get off me!
  • You can't just carjack me!
  • You ain't robbin' me piggy!
  • Oh yeah?!
  • Have you liked pink pigs?
  • Have you shot a dog?
  • I have a fat hog.
  • What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless.
  • Woah, hey!
  • Watch it!
  • You're mine, piggy!
  • I cannot wait a minute!
  • My mama showed me how to fight!
  • I'm gonna make you real sorry!
  • You're gonna regret the day you came here!

Girlfriends

Katie Zhan

  • Hey Carl! (When starting a date)
  • Hey ya, CJ!
  • Hey CJ!
  • Those Epsilon nutjobs freak me out. (talking to CJ)
  • Necrophilia is too far, even for me.
  • OG Loc? "OG Joke" is more like it.
  • Madd Dogg is my favorite rapper.
  • You should come down to the dojo more often.
  • I love to work in the ER, it gives me a thrill.
  • I've been a nurse for three years now!
  • Oh yeah, wow! (When CJ crashes his car)
  • Shit that was good!
  • Man, this gets me so hot!
  • CJ, you're insane, I love you!
  • You're the worst driver ever, I love it!
  • You're mad, CJ, I love it!
  • That's it, CJ, push it, faster!
  • Come on CJ, push it!
  • Faster, you little wimp! Faster!
  • I'm so hot right now!
  • Oh baby, the car could blow up at the moment! (when car is on fire)
  • I love it, we're on fire!
  • Oh Carl, I hurt, but I love it!
  • So close to death yet so alive...
  • Use your eyes!
  • How rude!
  • Hey!
  • Watch yourself! (bumped into)
  • Wake up!
  • Hey, look where you're going!

Denise Robinson

  • Wassup, Romeo? (when starting a date)
  • Hey there. (when starting a date)
  • I'm hungry, let's eat!
  • Good call on the meal!
  • Loved that food, Romeo.
  • Take me away from all of it.
  • Take me back to my crib.
  • I had three kids but i gave them away.
  • I wanna open a beauty shop one day.
  • Carl, i ain't just a cheap fling.
  • I ain't just some hood rat, CJ.
  • I've always been into gangbanging.
  • Cool around here!
  • Ain't it great around here, CJ?
  • Relax, you busta. (when crashing the car)
  • CJ, my nails! (when crashing the car)
  • I don't wanna die yet! (when crashing the car)
  • We should blast on some fools since we're here.
  • Let's go dump on some bustas, come on!
  • Can you take me home, baby?

Michelle Cannes

  • Cars are the only thing i care about, man.
  • My first car was a Perennial.
  • Started racing bikes when i was twelve.
  • CJ, you're a dream date.
  • I'm free falling for you!
  • Look at this place, it's a hole!
  • CJ, you're a maniac!
  • CJ, you're crazy!

Barbara Schternvart

  • Hello again, Mr. Johnson. (when starting a date)
  • Crime figures have shot up all over the state.
  • You don't get much drug-related crime out here in the desert.
  • This whole desert's crawling with CIA.
  • I could shoot you and no one would say a thing.
  • I got two kids and my job to hold down.
  • My husband called me a control freak.
  • Not that many men would go out with a female cop.
  • We had a plane crash over by The Big Ear.
  • You'd better respect me, Carl, or you'll be sorry.
  • See what happens when you push it? (when crashing the car)
  • You're breaking the law, slow down! (when driving too fast)
  • There, you see, you can behave well.

Helena Wankstein

  • Isn't it really spiritual around here?
  • I went to a private school, we're in a slum.
  • Is this where you take a nice girl?
  • In my own awful way, I love you.
  • Come on, a little quicker would be nice. (when driving too slow)
  • What are we waiting for? (when driving too slow)
  • Are you on drugs? (when driving too slow)
  • Take me home, baby.
  • I'm a very unhappy person.
  • Slow down! (when driving too fast)
  • I don't wanna die in a traffic accident! (when driving too fast)
  • I'm a lawyer, slow down! (when driving too fast)
  • Stop doing that or I'll shoot you in the head. (when crashing the car)
  • If i'm honest, Carl, I'm using you.
  • I've made so much money out of divorce.
  • Calm down, you asshole. (when crashing the car)

Other

Biker

  • You think I'm bad at knitting?!
  • Careful asshole!
  • Here I come! Ready or not!
  • Is that coff designer ink?
  • City tattoo artists are gettin' good!
  • I'm coming after you jerkoff!
  • Nobody touches my bike!
  • Oil cans make good flower pots.
  • What're you doing out here?
  • Eat my leather!
  • Hope you like the taste of black leather!
  • Violence isn't the answer man.
  • YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
  • I'm gonna find you!
  • That was a price for my old lady!
  • Forget it, no way man.
  • Hello, little lady.
  • Howdy partner!
  • Adiós, amigo!
  • You like the tits on those Venturas waitresses?
  • Burger Shot was made from roadkill.

Los Santos taxi driver

  • Why did I take this route?!
  • Green means "go"!
  • You're on with this car crash bullshit!
  • I got a nephew with LSPD.
  • Gun rhymes with run! You see? That's why I don't stop you little thugs!
  • I'm so sick of these Los Santos gang wars and it's so easy they turned it so bad.
  • These honks be honking in praise, you know?
  • Watch the road!
  • I just bought this taxi!!
  • I just collected a lot of sprunk cans for this car!
  • I'm pressing charges!
  • I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot!
  • No liquor thanks, I'm on duty.
  • Sprunk on the rocks.
  • Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again!
  • Oh no! This is where I get off! Boy, this is not the wild west!
  • I feel shame for your mother!
  • HELP!! LSPD!! You demon bastard! My cab!
  • You revived me? Those gangbangers do this?! What the hell is going on here?
  • Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
  • You think this is a parade!
  • You blew your chance for friendship.
  • Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos!
  • I don't bang son, relax.
  • Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me.
  • You got a glass jaw, baby gangsta!
  • Papa don't take no jive!
  • Come here, I wanna tell you something!
  • Gettin' served by an old man!
  • Turn the other cheek, boy!
  • The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff!
  • Knockin' you out, and crackin' a Sprunk!

Specific pedestrian (not appearing normally)

This pedestrian appears in an Flat-top haircut with goatee, wearing a light blue hoodie, a pair of ivory pants and black low-tops. They won't appear on streets in normal occasions. He may also comment on Carl himself, but some strategies must be used to do so.

  • I'm about to give fake names!
  • Am I drunk, or she sex?
  • Another logger, homie?
  • What juice is good with?
  • Raise up, dude!
  • Come on, man, move!
  • Aw, this fool!
  • Come on, dammit!
  • Man, get a step it!
  • Move, homie!
  • Hey homie, I know you?
  • Watch out, fool.
  • "Scuse me, dude!
  • Hey, chill out, homie.
  • Stall out, dude.
  • Easy, partner, watch out.
  • Man, the Saints up this year.
  • Some victim at the swap meet.
  • You seen the new heats?
  • These bangers out here nuts.
  • Chica, ven aqui!
  • Gotta watch the colors that you wear, homie.
  • I"m sitting out this semester.
  • That bitch left me out for a rapper!
  • That hooptie is the worst!
  • Look at this fool bucket, man!
  • That bucket is the worst!
  • Looks at that fool's hooptie!
  • You dress like a buster!
  • Lovin' that Binco!
  • You dressed like a mark!
  • Them kicks are the worst!
  • Look at this fool's shoes!
  • Them shoes are the worst!
  • Look at this fool's kicks!
  • Hey homie, I'm talking to you!
  • Damn, fool! You ain't hearing me?
  • Hey man, I'm talking to you!
  • Damn, partner! You ain't hearing me?
  • Nice ride, homie!
  • I like the wheels, man!
  • Hey, nice car, homie!
  • I like that car, mate!
  • Nice threads, amn!
  • Lookin' proper, homie!
  • Nice clothes, homie!
  • Oh you lookin' proper, mate!
  • Nice shoes, homie!
  • I like them kicks, mate!
  • Nice shoes, man!
  • Like them shoes, man!
  • Damn, fool! My bike!
  • I just bought that bike, homie!
  • Aw, my bike, man!
  • My bike!
  • Damn, homie! My bike!
  • You towed my bike up, man!
  • Aw, dude! My bike!
  • Damn, dude! My ride!
  • I just bought that car, man!
  • Aw, man! My hooptie!
  • Fool just wrecked my wheels!
  • Damn, homie! My car!
  • You towed my ride up!
  • Ah man, my car!
  • Them wheels cause the grit!
  • Fool, watch it with that thing!
  • Get that thing off the road!
  • Aw man, that cost me a crib!
  • You towed up my shit!
  • Aw, hell no!
  • Jumped that piece of shit!
  • I just got this ride, fool!
  • Oh, don't stop!
  • Get busy! Get busy!
  • Do the damn thing, fool!
  • Hey, rock that shit, homie!
  • Ashes for cooling your hood, huh?
  • It's like the Liberty City mercs.
  • Uh oh, this fool's got some rhythm!
  • You got some honeys peeping you out, man?
  • Uh oh, homie's starting to feel it!
  • You're embarassing yourself!
  • It's like Madd Dogg on crack!
  • You having a fit or convulsion?
  • Damn, homie!
  • Watch out, fool!
  • This fool's nutty!
  • Man, it's him!
  • You try to kill fools?
  • Slow your roll!
  • You got that end up?
  • Hook me up with some smoke.
  • You got that chronic?
  • Like all 'em colors and shapes, baby.
  • Girl, do my booty turn you on?
  • Hey baby, what's your number?
  • Girl, yu know you hear me?
  • Say baby, you from around here?

Russian Mafia

  • Oh fuck!
  • Shit, shit, shit!
  • Help!
  • Oh no!
  • Look out!
  • Oh sweet mother!
  • AAARGH!
  • OK!
  • Look out!
  • AFAFE!
  • Prepare to die, amerikanski!
  • I want to see your blood!
  • Pavle, amerikanskaya!
  • Die, mudak! (asshole!)
  • Taste the Russian bullet!
  • No one will miss you, amerikanski!
  • You won't live here alive!
  • Zhopa! (Ass!)
  • Pizduk! (Shit!)
  • Asshole amerikanski!
  • Oh shit!
  • Oh my god!
  • Ah, svoloch! (Ah, you bastard!)
  • My nose! My nose!
  • Watch out!
  • No! NO!
  • Svoloch! (You bastard!)
  • Holy shit!
  • Zalupa (Dickhead) amerikanskaya!
  • Chernozhopy! (N***a!)
  • You love to die today, eh?
  • Think you're tough, eh?
  • Come on, tough man!
  • You boy, or man?
  • Dumb petukh! (chicken!)
  • Think you're somebody, eh?
  • Move it!
  • Coming through!
  • Stupid amerikanskaya!
  • Get out of the way!
  • Get out the way, you idiot!
  • Move it, you dogs! Move!
  • I'm in a fucking hurry here!
  • Just my fucking luck!
  • Not now! Not now!
  • Get away from me!
  • My fucking nose!
  • God Christ Almighty!
  • Mother Russia!
  • Holy crappy shit!
  • God fucking gracious!
  • Bad day! Bad day!
  • Are you blind?
  • OK! It comes to this, huh?
  • I can take you, amerikanski!
  • Nobody fucks with me, NOBODY!
  • You mess with me, I'LL KILL YOU!
  • Why do you hate me so much, huh?
  • What did I ever do to you?
  • I don't know what you want!
  • Please, I have money!
  • Please don't kill me!

Trivia

  • Some central or main characters have quotes when Carl bumps into them or attacks them to make them retaliate, but they are not displayed on-screen. If they are in a flipped or incinerating vehicle, or the vehicle CJ is driving gets crashed or is controlled with a high speed, especially during a certain mission, they will shout out something. These characters at least include Sweet, Ryder, Big Smoke, Cesar Vialpando, The Truth, OG Loc, T-Bone Mendez, and some mission targets.
  • Cesar Vialpando says some lines when he is in pedestrian mode, even though he cannot be found in free roam. This can be seen after the mission High Stakes, Low Rider, when he gets to the finishing line in his car, then the player has to provoke him by punching his car, which will make him follow the player and keep saying aggreessive lines; now the player has to go to the open air gym nearby, making sure Cesar is following them, then start exercising and immediately exit it, this will make Cesar forget about the player and start walking like a normal pedestrian, occasionally saying some unique lines, usually about his gang (tested on PS2).


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