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Dialogue in Grand Theft Auto Online.

Mechanic

Introductory call(s)
  • Hey boss, remember I can drive your wheels to ya whenever you need em, just, gimme a call and I'll be right over!
  • Boss, er, remember I can bring your rides whenever you need em, just call me up and I'll come!
  • Hey, um, if you ever need one of your rides, remember to call okay? I can bring it right over!
  • Hey boss, I hope you know I'm your go-to guy for your rides; I can bring em right to ya, you just need to call!
  • Boss, er, I wanted to remind you I can bring you your wheels if you need em, just, hit that dial, y'know?
When calling the mechanic
  • I'm on the clock, what you want, some wheels?
  • What you need Boss, some wheels? I can bring em round!
  • You need somethin', huh? One of your rides? Let me know!
  • You callin' for some wheels? I'm Johnny-on-the-spot, I'll hook ya up!
  • You're through to your garage, you, errr, need me to bring you a ride?
When calling the mechanic with only one, empty garage available
  • This is your garage...your empty garage. Not much I can do for ya.
  • Not much I can do over here Boss, there's no rides in the garage.
  • I'd love to help, but we're all outta rides here.
When hanging up the call[1]
  • A'ight, I'll get back to work!
  • Okay, I got stuff to do!
  • I'll get back to it then!
When idling on the call.
  • Ahh, hello?
  • Boss?
  • You there?
  • What ya after?
  • You gonna hit me with it?
  • Sup?
When the player is not in a suitable delivery location for the mechanic
  • Arr, I can't bring it right now Boss.
  • That ain't gonna work, I can't bring it right now.
  • I can't get your ride over there right now.
  • You gonna have to do it out for now, I can't get it over there.
  • Shit, sorry, I can't get there at the moment!
When the player does not have enough money to pay the mechanic
  • Ah, that's gunna cost you extra and, you ain't got the funds.
  • Come on, you know that costs extra, and you know you don't have it.
When selecting a vehicle for delivery
  • It's on the way!
  • It's comin' at ya!
  • I'll bring it to ya.
  • I'll bring it by.
  • I'll get there as soon as I can.
When arriving in the vehicle[2]
  • As promised!
  • Here it is!
  • I warmed it up for ya!
  • She's purrin'!
  • She's tickin' over for ya!
  • Here she is!
  • Scratch was already there, right!?

Vehicle Warehouse Mechanic

See Also: Vehicle Cargo/Sell Missions/Transcript
General conversation in the warehouse
  • Arh dear.
  • Half the time I'm standing here like a meat manic, and not a, skilled worker, y'know?
  • How about the air in here, anyone else feel stifled?
  • Inspecting the line, are you boss?
  • No break for me, no? I'll keep on working then.
  • Wouldn't hurt to get some natural light in here.
  • Keep on keepin' on.
  • I got ideas of how we can improve the management structure if anyone wants to, you know, ask.
  • Still better than working down a coal mine...definitely better...yep.
  • Ugh, I hope someone's monitoring carbon monoxide levels.
  • The things I could say about this organisation. But then I signed that MDA. Surprised you didn't get me to sign it in blood.
  • Towing away over here boss, uh.
  • Boss is here!
  • Workers rights!
  • I gotta work in these conditions?
When been provoked/annoyed
  • Dude.
  • Jeez!
  • Not cool!
  • What!?
  • Fuck!
  • Pig!
  • Woah.
  • Ahh-ahhh!
  • Shit!
  • No!
  • Wowzer
  • Argh!
  • Scumbag!
  • Motherfucker!
  • The fuck!
  • Balls!
  • You're up your own ass!
  • Asshole
  • Damn!
  • Urghh.
  • Crap.
  • Wahh!
  • Hey!


Executive Assistant

See Also: Vehicle Cargo/Steal Missions/Transcript and Vehicle Cargo/Sell Missions/Transcript

Male

General off-screen conversation to other players
  • Me and the Boss are pretty close, you know.
  • I'm an executive assistant; executive being the operative word.
  • The Boss has already got an assistant.
  • Hey, I'm trying to get my job done!
  • You gonna go get coffee?
  • What you hanging around for?
  • Hey, I get paid by the hour. I'm guessing you don't.
  • Whatcha looking for?
  • The meeting rooms are through there.
  • You go wait in the meeting rooms, alright?
  • This is kind of my personal space, okay?
  • Go in, or go out, okay? This is where I do my work.
General off-screen conversation on the phone
  • I think I'm gonna work late tonight. Yeah it's all go over here.
  • I didn't come to LS to party. I came here to add value to a start up and get a good resume for business school. Look, I gotta go.
  • Yeah when you work for a start up, it's 24/7, 52/85, that's what it takes, okay? I gotta go.
  • Well, I got an invoice here, and no delivery, so, unless you wanna get sued, you'll make good on this order, today.
  • I don't care if you're going into surgery while your kids graduating on your silver wedding anniversary, the contract said tomorrow, so that's when you get it done.
  • Two things can happen okay? 1, you make good on the contract, 2, you get sued, either one of them works for us.
  • You think cos we're a small business you can push us around? We got the best lawyers in the city, and if they don't work, we've got friends who'll break your legs.
  • Let's do 9 holes at the LSGC tomorrow morning, 4:30 am, I got yoga at 6. See you there.
  • I'm meditating and running a half-marathon before breakfast, let's network over coffee instead. 5 am sound good? Cool.
  • The beach is the best place to network in the city, only founders and VC's can afford to go there now. See ya, on the sand.
  • Let's see who's the loser when we got public, asshole. They're giving me shares in this start up, any day.
  • Yeah, I don't even know if I'll go to grad's school now, this city's my MBA, and this start up's my PHD. Yeah, see you at the networking event.
  • The boss really leans on me already. We're kind of, co-CEOs.
  • I am so glad I didn't go to business school.
  • I told her, I said, mom, screw his funeral. And sometimes that's what it takes.
  • I've got an ocean swim, and yoga on the beach networker, lined up this weekend.
When the CEO/VIP walks by
  • I got a good feeling Boss.
  • Let's make some money!
  • We gonna get rich?
  • Let's make this happen!
  • I got a good feeling about this.
  • I'm pumped, I'm ready to go.
  • I'm jacked to be here Boss!
  • What an organization. Specially now I'm here.
  • Screw the exchange. This is the career for me.
  • I wasn't on Lifeinvader.
  • I was just checking the scores, that's it!
  • This is a tight ship you run here Boss.
  • You gotta be in it to win it, as I always say.
  • If in doubt, speak in business cliches.
  • Let's double down on the opportunities.
  • This is simply incredible synergy.
When entering the Office as CEO
  • Good to see you, Boss.
  • Looking good, Boss.
  • You look sharp Boss!
  • You ready to work? Let's do it.
When entering the Office
  • Hey!
  • Hello there.
  • Hello.
When leaving the Office as CEO
  • Later Boss.
  • See you soon, Boss.
  • Remember, I'm just a phone call away!
When leaving the Office
  • Later on
  • See ya.
  • Have a nice day!
When been provoked/annoyed
  • Oop, sorry.
  • My bad.
  • Look out!
When Office renovations are made
  • Oh, er, renovation's complete Boss!
  • The contractor's signed off on the work, Boss. They're all done.
  • The workers are finished with those renovations, Boss!
  • This place is just motivating now. You really are an inspiration, ah, a guide more than a Boss!
When Office Decor renovations are made
  • I love what you've done with the place!
  • The place looks great Boss!
  • This is going to be a really productive work environment, I can tell.
  • Work environment plays a huge part in employee motivation Boss. This refurb is just what we needed.
When Office Decor changes the Assistant's outfit
  • I hope this outfit works for you Boss.
  • Thanks for the new clothes Boss.
  • I got the new threads on! It's all about the brand with me.
  • I'm the first person people see when they walk through the door. I know I gotta look good, Boss!
When the Office Gun Locker is added
  • Hey, er, the construction workers fitted your gun locker.
When the Office Safe is added
  • Oh, the Safe's installed and ready to go Boss!
When the Office Personal quarters are added
  • That construction's completed Boss. Your personal quarters are ready for use.
When Office Door is buzzed by another player
  • You got a visitor.
  • Someone's here to see you.
  • I think someone's buzzing.
  • Someone pressed the intercom.
General agreeing
  • I'll make it happen.
  • No problem.
  • Leave it with me.
  • That shouldn't be a problem.
General disagreeing
  • That's not gonna be possible, Boss.
  • We don't have that functionality right now.
  • I can't do that right now.
  • Sorry I can't make that happen.
When frightened
  • No!
  • Me dios!
  • Oi!
  • Mama!
  • What the hell!?
  • Not cool!
  • I don't like this!
  • Damn!
When shocked
  • Woah!
  • What!?
  • No way!
  • Na-ah!
  • That's wild!
  • Crazy!
  • Loco!
  • Oh!


Direct interactions

When speaking to the Executive Assistant
  • How can I help you?
  • Let me know how I can help.
  • What do you need?
When taking too long speaking to the Executive Assistant
  • Just...let me know.
  • Boss?
  • Is this a test?
  • Let me know, and I'll get to work.
Affirmative
  • Okay!
  • I'm on it.
  • No problem.
  • Consider it done.
Negative
  • You mind coming back to me about that? We're having some small problems in that area.
  • Just a heads up; we can't do that right now.
  • Ha, that's one of the things we can't do right now.
  • You know me, I'm a can do, will do guy, but we can't do that right now.
When selecting a Pegasus vehicle to be delivered
  • Tell me what vehicle, and I'll get Pegasus on it.
  • Let me know which vehicle, and I'll tell Pegasus.
  • Okay, I'll get Pegasus on the line as soon as you tell me what vehicle.
Affirmative when requesting a Pegasus vehicle to be delivered
  • The concierge is gonna get that ready.
  • Okay, the concierge is organization that.
  • No problem they're getting that ready right away.
Negative when requesting a Pegasus vehicle to be delivered
  • There's a problem on the line, I can't get through, can we try later?
  • Looks like they're having some tech-problems. Can we try later?
  • I'm not having any look getting through, can we try again in a minute?
Affirmative when requesting a Pegasus helicopter to land
  • Okay, I'll get them to bring it up!
  • No problem, boss, I'll send for that one.
  • Gimme a second and I'll have it on its way to the helipad.
Negative when requesting a Pegasus helicopter to be delivered.
  • I'm having trouble getting through. Can you try again later please?
  • Yeah, I can't get hold of them. You mind checking back later?
  • They're not picking up, I'm sorry.
  • I guess they're on another call. You gotta try back later.
When selecting a Personal Vehicle to be delivered
  • When I'm a founder, I wanna collection like this.
  • I guess you get a collection like this when you're the majority shareholder.
  • And lemme just say what an impressing collection of vehicles you have, Boss.
Affirmative when requesting a Personal Vehicle to be delivered
  • They're actioning that request right away. Your personal vehicle will be there any minute.
  • Your personal vehicle's coming round as we speak.
  • No problem, your personal vehicle's on its way.
Negative when requesting a Personal Vehicle to be delivered
  • Damnit! They can't bring that Personal Vehicle round right now.
  • Assholes, they're telling me they can't get that Personal Vehicle right now.
  • Unacceptable, I'm sorry, they tell me they can't get it done.
When restocking snacks
  • You can eat what you like, you'll still keep the weight off.
  • You're gonna have to work that off in the gym, Boss.
  • Help yourself!
  • Go for it.
When snacks are full
  • You want some more? You gotta finish what ya got.
  • Looks like you're already well-stocked, Boss!
  • I'm gonna hold onto there here, until you've finished some of the snacks you've got on ya.


Female

General off-screen conversation to other players
  • You got clearance, I guess.
  • Sorry, I'm in the middle of something.
  • Hey, I got a job to do.
  • You don't mind, I gotta get on with this.
  • Time and tide wait for no man and all that.
  • If the boss needs anything, let me know.
  • I'm just gonna get on with this.
  • It wouldn't kill you to ask if I wanted coffee.
  • Can I help you?
  • Please don't be creepy, alright?
  • You do your job, I'll do mine.
  • Nothing to see here, believe me.
  • Did I mention my MBA yet?
  • You do know that I've got an MBA?
General off-screen conversation on the phone
  • I've gotta go, someone's coming.
  • No no, I'm at work, let's talk later.
  • The clearance codes are up to date, end of discussion.
  • The error's on your end, believe me. Call me back when it's fixed!
  • You take that tone with me again, I'll come over there and shove that phone up your...hello? Hello? Ugh.
  • Next time, talk 50% faster, I don't got time for you mumbling.
  • Sorry, I don't got time for pleasantries, just get the job done.
  • Those are the orders, and that's how you're gonna get it done, end, of, discussion.
  • Okay, you have a great day.
  • No I will not confirm. Why would I say that on the phone? You think I'm stupid? Use the secure servers like a professional. Ugh.
  • How big's gonna be? It's going to be huge! Why would an operation like this be involved if it wasn't going to be huge? That's the level we operate at.
  • Yeah yeah, that sounds great. I'll believe it when I see it. Call me when you've got results.
  • She's got thrush? (ahem)
  • I told him, I've got an MBA!
  • I said to him, I don't date less than 9 figures.
  • I said, when I'm married, I will stop doing that.
  • Listen, you do realize about my MBA, don't you?
When the CEO/VIP walks by
  • So, we going to have a good week, Boss?
  • Just gimme the word and I'll make it happen.
  • We gonna make some deals?
  • I'm here for you Boss, 100%.
  • You're looking very sharp, Boss.
  • I'm ready to go on this end.
  • You're lookin' good, really.
  • What's cooking? Let me know.
  • Remember, I'll do anything as long as it's legal...ish.
  • You thought about giving me some shares, boss?
  • It's the general!
  • Our fearless leader!
  • Did I mention that I have an MBA?
  • You do know that I've got two degrees, both in finance?
When entering the Office as CEO
  • Boss.
  • Anything you need Boss.
  • Good to see you Boss.
  • There's the Boss.
When entering the Office
  • Hi there.
  • Oh, hi!
  • Hello.
When leaving the Office as CEO
  • Bye boss.
  • I'm here if you need me, Boss.
  • Call me if you need anything.
When leaving the Office
  • Bye.
  • So long.
  • Have a good day.
When been provoked/annoyed
  • Excuse me.
  • Hey!
  • Please, be professional.
When Office renovations are made
  • That construction work's complete Boss!
  • Those renovations are done Boss!
  • The construction's done boss; you'll find the office as requested.
When Office Decor renovations are made
  • Hey, the place looks nice!
  • Office looks good, Boss!
  • I like the new decor!
  • This place almost looks respectable, boss!
When Office Decor changes the Assistant's outfit
  • Look at me, all dressed up and nowhere to go.
  • Suited and booted, as requested.
  • Don't ever tell me I'm not on brand.
  • Don't I just look the part.
When the Office Gun Locker is added
  • The fellas came in and installed that gun locker.
When the Office Safe is added
  • Oh yeah, that safe's been installed in your office Boss.
When the Office Personal quarters are added
  • Construction's complete boss. Your personal quarters are ready to go.
When Office Door is buzzed by another player
  • There's a visitor for you.
  • Someone's outside.
  • We've got a visitor.
  • Someone's buzzing.
General agreeing
  • No problem.
  • I'll get it done.
  • Right away boss.
  • I'm on it.
General disagreeing
  • That's not going to be possible.
  • Yeah, that's not gonna fly.
  • That's not doable right now.
  • Sorry, I can't do that.
When frightened
  • Oh crap!
  • What!?
  • No!
  • Help!
  • No no no.
  • This is not cool.
  • I don't like this!
  • I'm uncomfortable.
When shocked

high

  • Woah!
  • Hold on!
  • Stop it!
  • What the!?
  • Wait!
  • Hey!
  • Oh!
  • Awh, awh!


Direct interactions

When speaking to the Executive Assistant
  • How can I help you?
  • What can I do for you?
  • What do you need?
When taking too long speaking to the Executive Assistant
  • I'm being paid by the hour, right?
  • Boss?
  • What do you need?
  • You know I'm not a mind-reader.
Affirmative
  • Okay!
  • I'll get on it.
  • Right away Boss.
  • Sure thing.
Negative
  • I don't think I can arrange that right now.
  • Look, we're having some problems in that area; it's gonna have to wait.
  • I hate to say no, but, no, I can't organize that right now.
  • We're having a little trouble with that stuff, can't do it now, but, maybe later.
When selecting a Pegasus vehicle to be delivered
  • What vehicle should I tell them you want?
  • Let me know what you want, and I'll tell the Pegasus people to get it ready.
  • As soon as you've decided, I'll get the Pegasus rep to prepare the vehicle.
Affirmative when requesting a Pegasus vehicle to be delivered
  • The concierge will have that ready.
  • They'll have that outside for you right away.
  • It'll be ready in 2 minutes.
Negative when requesting a Pegasus vehicle to be delivered
  • Shoot, I can't get through right now.
  • You mind trying again later? They're not picking up.
  • The system appears to be down; can we try it later?
Affirmative when requesting a Pegasus helicopter to land
  • Okay, I'll get it landed on the helipad.
  • Sure, it's on the way to the helipad.
  • Whatever you want, I'll get em to bring it up to the helipad.
Negative when requesting a Pegasus helicopter vehicle to be delivered.
  • Shoot, I can't get through right now.
  • You mind trying again later? They're not picking up.
  • There seems to be a problem with the helicopters; can you try again later?
When selecting a Personal Vehicle to be delivered
  • Quite a collection you've got here.
  • You got a nice fleet, Boss!
  • How do you choose between your children?
Affirmative when requesting a Personal Vehicle to be delivered
  • No problem, I'll have your personal vehicle brought around.
  • They're bringing your personal vehicle around right now.
  • Your personal vehicle's being brought up now.
Negative when requesting a Personal Vehicle to be delivered
  • I'm sorry, they can't bring that up right now.
  • I'm afraid they can't get you your personal vehicle at just this moment.
  • There's been a mix-up and they can't get access to your personal vehicle right now.
When restocking snacks
  • Keep your blood sugar up.
  • Anything to keep you productive, Boss!
  • I'll take care of the food, you take care of the company.
  • Just let me know what you need.
When snacks are full
  • Looks like your pockets are full.
  • Are you sure you need more snacks?
  • When you finish what you've got, I'll give you some more.

References

  1. Due to a glitch, the mechanic will sometimes say this immediately after saying he will deliver the player's requested vehicle, even if the player did not hang up the call.
  2. Due to the removal of the mechanic upon arrival scenario after the [] update, these quotes are no longer heard in-game.
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