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This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and characters in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.

Law Enforcement

LCPD Officers

  • Fire!
  • I'm opening fire!
  • No judge, no jury!
  • Shoot his eyes out!
  • I WILL shoot!
  • Blast his colon out!
  • I'll put you in a wheelchair!
  • Aim for his head!
  • Aim for the spot!
  • Aim for the gut!
  • Take this, you evil bastard!
  • It's a cold slab for you!
  • You leave me no choice!
  • Hold it right there!
  • I'm gonna enjoy this!
  • Eat hot lead!
  • Headshot!
  • You can't take me, punk!
  • Where do you think you're going?
  • This stops right here!
  • Instant justice!
  • They always try to run!
  • I'm on to you, asshole!
  • I can run all day, boy!
  • Tackle him!
  • Stop that freak!
  • You're resisting arrest!
  • Slow down, goddamnit.
  • Run, punk! I like it that way!
  • You'll wake up in a cell!
  • Take him downtown.

LCPD Helicopter

  • LCPD! This is the end of the line!
  • LCPD! Give yourself up!
  • Stop right there!
  • They don't call me "bullseye" for nothin'!
  • Jimmy, can you keep this 'copter steady?!
  • Don't move, LCPD!
  • This is the LCPD!

Emergency

Paramedics

  • God, look at this mess.
  • Check his wallet.

Toni Cipriani

Being Arrested

  • Dumb morons!
  • Get my lawyer, shitbag.
  • Shut the fuck up, buddy.
  • You're pathetic.
  • Assholes, you assholes!
  • I've done time before, tough guy.
  • You really must have a small dick!
  • Give me a break, here!
  • Can you call my lawyer?
  • I'll beat the shit out of you for this!
  • Let me go, right now!
  • This is really dull, man!
  • Shut up man, please!
  • Ahh, you pricks, shut up!
  • Nobody messes with Toni Cipriani!
  • I've seen your face, remember that!
  • You've just signed your death warrant, you hear me?
  • Now put the gun away and pick a fight with me!
  • Shut it.
  • Let me walk or I'll kill you dumb fucks!
  • I'm starting to lose my cool here!
  • Calm down, call my lawyer.
  • Do you know who I am?!

Aiming

  • What?
  • Be cool.
  • Now be cool.
  • Act real cool.
  • Now, don't be a moron.
  • No messing around here.
  • You wanna get shot, friend?
  • You seen one of these before?
  • Don't make me lose my shit!
  • I'm armed, fool!
  • You want a bullet in you?
  • This could get very messy.
  • Now who's the boss here?
  • I ain't a joke, pal.
  • You want me to lose my temper here?

Shooting/Being shot at

  • Oh, come on, tough guy!
  • You are really starting to get on my nerves here!
  • Who do you think you're fucking with?
  • You asked for this.

Car-jacking

  • Hey, get out of there.
  • Don't try to be a hero; run away.
  • Sorry, but I need this.
  • Welcome to Liberty City.

Chased by the cops

  • LCPD morons!

Pedestrians

Avenging Angels

When having a gun aimed at

  • That's assault.
  • Get a closer look: I empower you.
  • I'm invulnerable when I'm on patrol.
  • I'm invulnerable, baby!

Street Criminal

When having a gun aimed at

  • Give me a break, I'm just a junkie!

When being bumped into

  • What's your problem, pal?
  • Dick.
  • Come on, pal, I don't wanna suck you.
  • I got quick fingers, yo!

Elderly Male

When having a gun aimed at

  • Oh, dear God, no!
  • Please, no!
  • Watch it, pal.

When being bumped into

  • Good grief!
  • Watch where you're going!
  • Get out the damn way!

When seeing a dead body

  • Oh, hell, what a mess!

When being Car-jacked

  • Help! Police!

Aggressive Male

When being bumped into

  • You think that bothers me, asshole?

Overweight Male

Conversations

  • Why am I always so hungry?
  • I'm starving here!
  • There's a Burger Shot 'round here someplace.

When being bumped into

  • How could you not have seen me?
  • What? You didn't see me?

While on traffic

  • I've got a date with a cheese deluxe!

Prostitutes

Conversations

  • I should go back to stripping.

When being bumped into

  • Come on, boo, don't grab!

Female

When having a gun aimed at

  • Why do you hate women?
  • Don't shoot my titties. They're not real.
  • Please don't kill me!

Elderly Female

Conversations

  • It's a shame his bunny had to die...

When having a gun aimed at

  • You trying to scare me?
  • Oh, put that gun away!

When being bumped into

  • Watch where you walking!
  • Careful!

Construction Worker

When having a gun aimed at

  • Come on, man, I'm a regular joe!
  • Come on, man, relax.

When being bumped into

  • You want me to nail you?
  • Don't push me!

Gangs

Triads

Conversations

  • Kill me some Mafia, and take their ears!
  • I got great plans to get us on the internet.
  • My uncle owns the internet back in Taiwan.

Spotting Toni

  • Crazy fool Mafia.
  • Greasy Mafia chicken-brains.

When being Car-jacked

  • I don't believe it! My car!
  • Oh, hell no!
  • You picked the wrong car, fool!
  • That better not be scratched!
  • You owe me new paintjob!

When attacking Toni

  • Shut up.
  • Cut that shit!
  • I'll dice yo' face!
  • You wanna dance? Huh?
  • Eat hot lead, sucker!
  • You want a split skull?

Threatening Toni

  • Goodbye, asshole!
  • Tag, you're it!
  • Eat shit!
  • I'm gonna piss on your grave!
  • Eat this!
  • You crazy!
  • I'm sick of this shit!
  • You're pissing me off!
  • Take the shot, muttonface!
  • Eh, you got a deathwish.
  • You're making a big mistake!
  • You like Swiss cheese?

When being bumped into

  • Careful!
  • Idiot!
  • Crazy idiot!
  • Rude idiot!
  • Watch it, dickhead!
  • You watch it, dumbass.
  • I'm gonna beat you silly!
  • Look where you going!
  • Move your stupid mutton ass!
  • Move your stupid ass, round-eye!

Leones

Conversations

  • Italian-American stereotypes, you know?
  • Ever tried the sausages at Casa's?
  • Eh, family's family, you know?

When attacking Toni

  • You're nothin' but a street thug!
  • You don't know what it means to fuck with the Leones!
  • How do you like that?!
  • Yeah, take that!
  • Come on, tough guy!
  • Run away, you two-bit punk!
  • You like that shit, maniac?!

Threatening Toni

  • You're gonna be fish food!
  • I've got some cement shoes, your size!

When being bumped into

  • Jesus, I get no respect in this town!
  • Eh, watch the shoes here!
  • You better mind your manners, capiche?
  • You better learn some respect there, junior!
  • I've got business to attend to here!

Sindaccos

Conversations

  • My hairstyle is 60% grease.
  • Hey, your Momma says I got an Oedipus Complex.
  • The boss ain't too happy.
  • The Forellis have gone too fucking far this time!

When being Car-jacked

  • You're a dead man!
  • You ain't going nowhere, jerk-off.

When attacking Toni

  • You started this!
  • You wanna dance, pretty boy?
  • I'm gonna take you apart, piece by piece.
  • You got a problem?
  • You're messing with a Sindacco.

Threatening Toni

  • I'm gonna rip your fucking head off.
  • I'm gonna piss on your grave!
  • I'm gonna beat you black and blue!
  • End of the road for you, dumbass.

When being bumped into

  • Back off.
  • Wanna say something?

Southside Hoods

When attacking Toni

  • Get out of my face!
  • Eat this, fool!
  • Suck on this!

When being bumped into

  • Get out of my way, fool!
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