Dialogues in GTA IV

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This page lists all protagonist, pedestrian and law enforcement dialogue in Grand Theft Auto IV and Episodes From Liberty City.

Protagonists

Niko Bellic

• Push me! PUSH me! (taunt)
• God bless this city! (taunt)
• You are an typical Liberty City asshole.
• You are an imbecille! (when crashing)
• You are an idiot! (when crashing)
• You fool! (when crashing)
• Moron! (when crashing)
• Fuck! (when crashing)
• That hurt! (when crashing)
• You're really annoying me now! (when crashing)
• I'm glad this is not my car. (when crashing)
• Oh! I hope that didn't hurt as badly as it looked. (When hitting a pedestrian)
• Life is tough. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I'm sorry, it's an ugly city. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Sorry! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• My mistake!
• I hope you have health insurance! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• You should've moved! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Move!! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Stay out of my way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Get out of my way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Not cool, sorry. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Not fucking funny.
• Not funny.
• Not now, hurry the fuck up!
• I should have stayed at home!
• Shit!
• Open your eyes!
• Open your stupid eyes!
• Open your eyes idiot!
• My car, idiot!
• You stupid idiota!
• You idiot!
• Are you trying to get us killed!
• You going to stop me, asshole?!
• Try and stop me, asshole!
• I guess we can't be friends.
• Take me down asshole!
• You asshole!
• Screw this...crap!
• Yes, let's go quick.
• Bullshit!
• How are you allowed on the road!
• Fuck this!
• Don't mess about!
• Come on now! 
• Fuck this shit!
• What?!
• What is it?!
• You like?!
• Go to Hell!
• Any more of you? Any more?!
• Be scared!
• This place is worse than home!
• Having a good day?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Aaaaaaaaaagh! Motherfuckers! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• This place is not much of a fucking holiday! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• This place is really getting to me! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• This town is starting to get on my nerves! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Screw this! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Fuck this! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Motherfuckers! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• I've got to stop fucking this shit up! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• I can't stand this shit! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• I can't take this anymore! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Oh, man! This is fucking bullshit! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Roman! I should have never read your fucking e-mails and stayed away! (Complaining when failing a mission)
• Take my cousin, will you? (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• Enjoying yourselves?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Come on!
• Come on, test me! Test me! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• Yeah? YEAH?! (When fighting with enemies)
• I'm leaving here with Roman! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• This is it for you! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• Here we go! (Featured in fighting)
• Who do you people think you are? (Featured during some missions)
• No one fucks with my family! (Featured in missions)
• YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DONE! (Featured in missions)
• DON'T FUCK WITH ME! (Featured in fighting)
• I will rip your fucking heart out! (when fighting)
• Fuck off!
• Come on, you piece of crap! Start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
• Start, please! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
• Will you start!? (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
• Not now, not now! (when an vehicle engine is stalled, rare)
• Fucking start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled, rare)
• Start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
• This is bullshit! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
• Come on, piece of shit! Start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
• Come on baby, start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
• Start you turd, start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
• Are you going to start?!
• Come on, come on!
• I need this! (when stealing an occupied car)
• I have a very, short, fuse... (when aiming at a civilian)
• You want a bullet in you?!
• Do you think I'm a joke?
• Don't make me kill you!
• Stay very calm...
• I don't need to think twice about using this.
• I've DONE what you fucking can! (while fighting)
• You want me to rob you or kill you?!
• I'm robbing you, don't make me kill you.
• Sorry, lady! (when stealing an car with a female driver)
• This is a carjacking, mister! (when stealing an car with a male driver)
• Sir, I need your car! (when stealing an car with a male driver)
• You - out of there! (when stealing an occupied car)
• You - out of there, come on! (when stealing an occupied car)
• Dont be a hero! (when stealing an occupied car)
• Get out the car, man! (when stealing an car with an male driver)
• I need your car, man! (when stealing an car with a male driver)
• Sorry, not really your day.
• Suck it up and stay down!
• You want some more?!
• Stay down, or I will finish you off!
• Stay down there.
• Just stay calm, and shut up.
• You should probably stay down.
• It's just a wound. You want me to finish you off?!
• Shithead!
• You're going to die, friend! (when having a fight with enemies)
• Damn enough!
• Damn, this isn't the right car for that shit. (Crashing after doing a stunt jump, rare)
• You fool, get off me! (getting carjacked)

Johnny Klebitz

• We all gotta go someday. (when aiming or shooting)
• Prepare to get shot, pal!
• You wanna die? Huh?!
• Yeah! I'm armed, asshole!
• Don't you push me!
• You wanna get shot?!
• Ever been shot!?
• Look at me, look at me!
• Eat shit and die!
• This what you're looking for?!
• You caught in a bad mood!
• How you doing?
• Excuse me!?
• Hi there!
• You gonna be a wiseguy huh?
• It's only a fake!
• Hi!
• You wanna die?
• You want to fuck with me now?!
• Keep fucking with me!
• Oh, I'm sorry. It's a gun!
• Forgive me, it's just the gun.
• What's your position on gun ownership?
• You want a bullet in ya?
• Yes, it's a gun!
• You think you're hard do ya?
• Look at that, a gun!
• Yeah, I'm pointing a gun at you, pal!
• What happens now?!
• What now?
• How's your day going?
• You want me to kill ya?
• A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down. (taunt)
• I don't care if I die! (taunt)
• My cage! (when crashing)
• You see my car here moron?!
• I don't have insurance!
• The cage!
• L.C shitdrivers!
• I don't have time for dumbasses!
• Asshole!
• Just like the rest of the drivers in this town, you're a prick!
• Hey! You fucking crashed into me!
• Yeah! That's my car you crashed into!
• What you hit me for?!
• The fucking cage!
• No hittie my fucking car!
• You high? Fucko!
• Youre.. an asshole!
• I gotta get out of this car in a second!
• Yo! The car!
• Breaking point!
• You hit me, dickhead!
• Oh you did it!
• This fucking town!
• You blew the guy giving you your driving test?
• Hey! Don't hit other cars man!
• This a game!? Why'd you hit me?
• Aww shit!
• You're pissing me off!
• Say fucking sorry!
• Sorry ain't gonna cut it!
• You're gonna do some damage! Get off the road!
• I ain't got time for this!
• Take yourself off the road!
• Shit! You got yourself to blame, dumbass!
• Take your head out your ass!
• You blind or something?
• Suicidal asshole!
• Dude, come on!
• Dude, shit!
• Didn't see ya there!
• My apologies!
• Shit! They let you drive?
• You crashed into me, good for you!
• What is it with this town and shit driving?
• Do us a favor and stay off the roads!
• Ah man.. No!
• Get your head out of your ass and watch the road.
• Cagers man!
• Dumbass, you hit me!
• You high?!
• My car man!
• Dude, my cage!
• You see my car here?!
• No, my cage!
• I don't need to get crashed into!
• You're lucky that wasn't my bike!
• What I'd give to be on my bike!
• Shit, shit, shit!
• Now I'm fucking angry!
• Oh, for fuck's sake!
• What's your fucking problem?!
• You're pissing me off!
• Oh man, no, please!
• It's happy hour or something?
• I'm about to have a sense of humor failure!
• Talk to the guy I took this car from.
• Sorry pal!

Luis Lopez

• My car! I should be sueing you!
• Oy what the fuck!?
• Another asshole!
• Woah! I ain't got time for this shit!
• Oh give me a fucking break.
• You're annoying me now.
• You assholes wanna kill me, huh?
• Woah man, too close!
• Woah, too close.
• Screw you!
• Ya Jackass!
• Woah, how you not see me?
• Get outta' the road!
• Oh for fuck's sake!
• Oy, idiot! You fucking bitch.
• Fucking joke!
• Shit!!
• What another fucking jerk!
• Stop that shit!
• LC drivers, yo.
• takes deep breaths*
• You playin' for time?
• C'mon!
• That's enough fun time for you.
• Okay, you really wanna fight?
• Screw this.
• You're an asshole.
• See ya around.
• Sorry about that mate.
• Bulls-eye baby!
• Oh okay! Let's see what you got.
• You're upsetting the other patients.
• I think you should leave.
• Sorry man, but this ain't a strip club, so it's time for you to go.
• Okay, you obviously...wanna get hit.
• Hey sexy.
• You shit, I gotta go.
• Yo what the fuck?
• You're beautiful.
• Yo man, that's total crap man, damn.
• Boy, don't blame me 'cause people pick on you at school. (When being arrested)

Characters

Brucie Kibbutz

• Look [stutters] let's...just...play some music man!
• Don't let 'em get me NB!
• Shit! Unlucky and be.
• Can I turn this shit off!?
• Don't do that shit!
• You're lucky!
• This..is what feminism..is all about!
• I can't believe these people! They're animals! All of them!
• Hell..Yeah NB! Take that shit! Just like we take the bitches we want <the close?>
• It's gonna blow!
• He-hay it's better than a poke in the eye<?>
• I wonder...who's the dog, and who's the bitch today?
• Whassup homie!?
• Nicky, for fuck sake!
• What the fuck!!??
• The car's gonna blow!
• What'da fuck!?
• Whatddup NB!?
• Yoo!
• Watch the tan!

Armando & Henrique (TBOGT)

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Pedestrians

• Vai tomar no teu cú porra! (when being pushed by the protagonist)
• Vai pra casa do caralho! (when being pushed by the protagonist)
• Não enche meu saco não, asshole! (when being pushed by the protagonist)
• D motherfucker! D, as in Drive! (in traffic)
• Come on! My girl is waiting for me! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
• What are you waiting for? Christmas?! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
• Haul ass, dickhead! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
• Come on! Come on! Come on! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
• Move it asshole! I gotta get to pizza shot! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Hey bro, either I get to Burger Shot, or someone's getting shot! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• What the fuck is going on?! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• I can't fuckin' believe this! (London-British accent, after a crash)
• Come on! I got shit to do! (British accent, in traffic)
• What is this shit?! My car! (Taxi driver after an crash/runover)
• Hey, my car! (Russian driver after an crash/runover)
• Come on, step on the gas pedal! (in traffic)
• Come on, this is ridicolus! (in traffic)
• Please, I have places to go! (in traffic)
• Beep beep! (in traffic)
• That thing is collecting dust! (in traffic)
• Move that thing! (in traffic)
• Stupid malaka! (Taxi Driver)
• Geheime! I should've picked my other wheel! (in traffic)
• Don't make me late to school! (in traffic)
• Shit! (in panic)
• Son of a bitch! (in panic)
• Son of a gun! (in panic)
• Shit, my ride! (after a crash)
• Ge cohnaso! I should've skated past all this! (in traffic)
• I will squash you like a bug! (while fighting)
• Get away from me! (reacting to a carjacking)
• Hey! I'll put you on the fucking floor, cabron! (female Hispanic civilian)

Bums

• This isn't pinball!
• Fuck, where am I?
• Robot manjuice!

Street Vendors

• Deeeelicous burgers!
• Burgers! Please bite into my buns.
• Hotdogs! Moist and meaty!
• I'm just an innocent bystander!
• Warm round nuts right here!
• Big warn nuts for you!
• My nuts...are the best.
• Have a good day <?>
• Nuts! Nuts! Nuts in a sack.
• Stick your teeth into my nuts.

Russians

• Die you sorry son of a bitch!
• I've got you now!
• Now you go down!
• Of course...off course!
• Hahahaha, how do you want to die?
• You're in my sight now!
• Yeah piss me cowboy!
• I'm going to enjoy this!
• You're surrounded!
• Fuck me, aaaaah!
• Finally you punks of saints!
• Die, motherfucker!
• This's the part we kill you.
• I've got'n lock on you!
• Your goose is cooked, big man!
• Syzja styuminya voyarishe!
• Getya shesmirovo badla!
• Oh yeah?!
• Take cover!
• I have you in my sight now.
• We've fucking got you now!
• Yo byu tebe!
• Say GOODBYE!
• That's it. Stay right there.
• Hahaha, you're dumb like a chicken!
• Hey my bitch, eat some hard metal!
• Say hi to Ivan the Terrible for me!
• Goodbye to you!
• You have got me! You have got me!
• Have I covered you coward?
• No, don't kill me, I'm not a bad person! (After being harmed seriously by any means)

Restaurants

Female

• Hello, welcome to Cluckin' Bell how can I help you?
• Bye and thank you for eating at Burger Shots.
• Thanks!
• Byeeee!
• Hi welcome to Cluckin' Bell, what can I get for you?
• Hi, what can I get you?
• Ayeeee, get outta' here man!
• Hi welcome to Burger Shots, how can I help you?
• Goodbye, have a nice day!
• No way! I ain't giving you no more food!
• I ain't serving you no more!
• Yes? What can I get you?
• Aye <german?> that's is disgusting!
• Hi. How can I help you?
• Hello? Are you ready to order?
• Gracias!
• 'Ere you go.
• 'Ere it is!
• Goodbyeee.
• There!
• Thanks for choosing Burger Shots where the BURGERS are bleeding tasty.
• <German?> I gotta clean that shit up!

Male

• Welcome to Burger Shots mother fuckeeeer!
• Here's the nasty garbage you ordered!
• Bonne petit! [sniffs]. Mother fucker!
• Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I get you a bucket of chicken?
• I mean I wouldn't eat it...but [hesitates] here you go!
• You look hungry man! What can I getcha?
• Thanks for Cluckin', we'll see ya again soon!
• Hey man what can I getcha?
• Thanks dog.
• Thanks!
• Hey, thanks for coming in Cluckin' Bell!
• You need help or...y-you good?
• You must got an iron stomach doggg...
• Burger Shot! B-bu! What's up?
• Yooo what'cha need dog?
• Thanks for comin' in Burget Shot!
• Burger Shot! <unknown> back!
• Cluckin' Bell! Whaddup?
• Ma dude! You ODs on that bullshit!
• That's why I don't eat this shit!

Extras

• I dropped this in the kitchen.
• Enjoy! Try not to puke!
• Thanks for helping us make food fast.
• Hi. It's my real pleasure to serve you (sarcastic).
• Welcome.
• Here you go! Binge away!
• Enjoy your meal fatso!
• You look famous! Can I help you?
• Well hello. Food in a hand job!
• Hi. Can I serve you?
• Bye! Come gorge again!

LCPD

Megaphone Quotes

Liberty City

• Get out of the car!
• Get out!
• Out of the car now!
• I. WILL. PURSUE. ON. FOOT!
• I'm coming...after you.
• You betta' stop runnin'!
• Pull over! Asshole!
• L.C.P.D! Let's slow it down!
• Pull the car...to the side!
• Last time! PULL OVER!
• I'm not fucking kidding asshole!
• Please exit the vehicle with your hands in the air!
• LCPD! Leave the car nice and slow!
• LCPD! Outta' the car! Hands above your head!
• Stay where you are, LCPD!
• LCPD son, don't you run now.
• POLICE! Hold it right there!
• LCPD people...clear the streets.
• Police! Get outta' the way people!
• Police pursuit, clear the streets!
• Pull over, LCPD.
• Pull over the vehicle
• Pull over NOW! Or we will use force!
• I'll say it again, pull over now, or I'll use force!
• Step outta' the car now.
• So I want you to exit the vehicle.
• Slowly...get out of your car.
• Okay, you've ASKED for it!
• You can run, but you can't hide!
• Do NOT make me get out of this car.
• Pull over, NOW!
• I order you to stop that vehicle!
• Pull over now, you have been warned.
• Pull over...now.
• You' about to experience pain on a WHOLE new level!
• Pull over, this is the police.
• Pull over, or we'll shoot your tyres out!
• Get outta' the vehicle nice and slowly (deeper voice).
• Ease outta' that junk heap, right now.
• Hey, shit stain! Step where we can see ya.
• Don't make me come after you!
• Will you come the hell back?
• Hey! Where you're going? Hello?
• Stop the vehicle and pull over.
• Park your vehicle and turn the engine off.
• Pull over, you maniac!
• Okay shit stain, pull over!
• If you don't stop, I'll be very mad.
• Did you frigging hear me asshole?
• Shit, I gotta get outta' my car?
• I don't need a car to get you, idiot.
• Get off the street everyone!
• We have an emergency situation, clear the streets.
• All civilians, evacuate the streets.
• Are you stupid? Pull over!
• Don't even think about making me run!
• You know running's only gonna make it worse!
• PULL OVER! PULL OVER NOW!
• This is your final warning! Pull over now!
• This is the LCPD, Pull over now!
• This is the LCPD, get out of the car, and put your hands...on the roof (rare)
• Please step out of the car and place your hands on the roof. (rare)
• Get out of the car slowly...and put your hands on the roof! (rare)

Alderney

• Please step SLOWLY outta your vehicle.
• Step outta the car please!
• Please step out of your vehicle.
• Don't make me chase you asshole!
• If I have to chase you, you're dead!
• Fuck, you're going to run, aren't you?
• Please pull over to the SIDE of the road!
• I'm that bad ass DK (Dick-head) that your momma' warned you about!

Helicopter

• This is the LCPD. Stay where you are!
• Nowhere to run buddy!
• LCPD! Get on the ground! Put your hands behind your head!
• That's it. It's over. [variation of timing-gap between the two sentences]
• Get down on the ground!
• Look up and smile! It's the L.C.P.D.
• That's it. We got you! It's over!
• LCPD. Freeze!
• You can't escape from a 'copter tough guy.
• Give it up.
• LCPD! Stop right there!
• Smile for the camera hotshot!
• Don't be stupid! Give it up now!
• LCPD got you surrounded!
• Where do you think you're gonna go, huh?
• We see you! Right there!
• Drop your weapon!
• This is the LCPD, drop your weapon!
• You just run out of options, hotshot.
• This is the police, drop your weapon immediately.
• Don't you even try it. Punk.
• LCPD has you surrounded. Drop your weapon and put your hands behind your head.
• Drop your weapon, or we will shoot you.

On Foot

• I got a visual on the asshole!
• Human waste! Death ahead!
• Target locked, can I kill him!?
• Suspect has no vehicle!
• The dumbass is on foot!
• Stop resisting arrest!
• Say bye-bye, asshole!
• You're only making things worse for yourself!
• One move, and you will be wearing your balls for earrings!
• You're dead, and you don't even know it yet!
• Suspect is on foot.
• Let me repeat your message; bla-bla-bla-blulululu (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Dispatch, is there another unit in the area? (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• He fell over, I never touched the guy. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)

Emergency Services (Phone)

• An LCPD peacekeeper will be there as soon as possible sir (female).
• We'll send a basically-trained paramedic as soon as we can sir (female).
• Please use your touch-tone keypad to select which specific service you require (male).
• I'm sorry, but all our peacekeepers are currently busy dealing with quotas and filling in paperwork (female).
• Please call back later (female).
• Hello? You're through to the MS Paramedics. In which area is your medical emergency (female)?
• Hello? This is the FDLC. Where do you need assistance (female)?
• We look forward to hearing from you again, please stay safe in the meantime (female).
• We'll get a fire truck out to you right away (female).
• All our lines are busy at the moment, please call again, your emergency is important to us (drowsy male).
• Hello this is the LCPD. Where would you like us to send an officer? (female).
• Press 1 for police, press 2 for paramedics, press 3 for the fire department (drowsy male).
• Hello. You're through the Liberty City Emergency Services (drowsy male).
• Hold tight, and please hold by as the FDLC takes no responsibility for damage to property (female).
• Don't move, and please have your insurance documentation or credit card ready (female).

Police Scanner

• All units be on the look out for an illegal street race.
• [All Locations]
• [All Avenues]
• [All compass directions]
• [All directions]
• Burning victim
• A burning building.
• A burning condo.
• Cardiac arrest at [location]
• A civilian down.
• A civilian [crime].
• A condo fire.
• A criminal attempting to steal a car.
• A criminal fleeing a crime scene.
• A criminal fleeing in a car.
• A criminal in a stole vehicle.
• A criminal resisting arrest.
• A DD (Domestic Disturbance)
• A domestic disturbance.
• A driver running a red light.
• Drug deal.
• A fire.
• An attack on an officer.
• Firearm discharge.
• A firearm discharged.
• A firearm attack on an officer.
• Gang-related disturbance.
• A grand theft auto.
• A helicopter down.
• A hit-and-run.
• A knife assault on err [stalled].
  • An Officer.
  • A civilian.
• A knifing.
• An emergency.
• A motorcycle rider without a helmet.
• A mugging.
• A pedestrian struck.
• A person down.
• A prisoner down.
• Possession of a firearm
• Possession of explosives.
• A possible case of [crimes listed above].
• A reckless driver.
• A shootout.
• A speeding felony.
• A stolen vehicle.
• A suspect [stall] armed and dangerous.
• A suspect resisting arrest.
• A suspect taking aim at an officer.
• A firearm.
• Traffic alert.
• Traffic hazard.
• A traffic violation.
• A vehicle explosion.
• A vehicle on fire.
• An air squad down.
• An air unit down.
• An apartment fire.
• An assault.
• An assault on an officer.
• An attack on a civilian.
• An attack on a vehicle.
• An attack on an officer.
• An injured civilian.
• In a [color] [make (if has one)] [model]
• In a [make(if has one)] [model]
• In a [type of vehicle]
• In a [color] [type of vehicle]
• On a motorcycle
• On a [color] [make (if has one] [model]
• On a [make (if has one)] [model]
• On a [color] motorcycle.

Answer Phones

• The owner of this Tinkle cell phone is not available.
• This Tinkle cell phone is switched off.
• This Whiz Wireless cell phone is switched off.
• This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (male).
• This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female).
• This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female2).
• Hey this is Lazlow! For ZiT! Let me hear the track! And we'll text you the artist and the name of the song!
• Please leave...a message (male).
• Please leave...a message (female).
• Please leave...a message (female2).
• The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female).
• The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female posh).
• This Badger cell phone is switched off.