Dialogues in GTA IV

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This page lists all protagonist, pedestrian and law enforcement dialogue in Grand Theft Auto IV and Episodes from Liberty City.

Protagonists

Niko Bellic

• Push me! PUSH me! (when fighting)
• God bless this city! (when fighting)
• Oh, you idiot! (when crashing, angry)
• You fool! (when crashing)
• Screw this. (when crashing)
• Moron! (when crashing)
• Moron, that hurt! (when crashing)
• Fuck! (when crashing)
• Fuck this! (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• That hurt! (when crashing)
• Aw, crap! (when crashing)
• Damn you! (when crashing)
• Screw this shit. (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• I needed this car. (when crashing)
• Fuck me! (when crashing)
• You are really annoying me now! (when crashing)
• I'm glad this is not my car. (when crashing)
• Why can't people drive in this country? (when crashing)
• Watch where you're going! (when crashing)
• Only in this country do they let blind people drive. (when crashing)
• This city is getting on my nerves. (when crashing)
• Oh! I hope that didn't hurt as badly as it looked. (When hitting a pedestrian)
• You should have got out of the way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Life is tough. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I'm sorry, it's an ugly city. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Stay away from me! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Stay out of the way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I hope you got insurance. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I think your country calls that collateral damage. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• What is wrong with these people? (when hitting a pedestrian)
• That has to hurt. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Forgive me, I'm sorry! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Damn you fool, stay out of the way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Come on, get out of the way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Next time, stay out of my way. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Come on, get out of the way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Ah, forgive me. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Come on, out of the way. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• My mistake! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• My bad! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I hope you have health insurance! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Sorry! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Forgive me! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Sorry about that! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• You should've moved! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Move! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Stay out of my way! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Poor fool. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Shit… (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Damn. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Idiot. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Not cool, sorry. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I'm sorry, okay? (when hitting a pedestrian)
• So sue me for dangerous driving! (when hitting a pedestrian, angry)
• I'm sorry, I'm a bad driver! (when hitting a pedestrian, angry)
• You know what? I haven't even got a license. (when hitting a pedestrian, angry)
• Come on, fucking move! (when hitting a pedestrian, angry)
• My mistake! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Damn this thing, sorry. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Come on, get out of my way! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• I've got to stop doing that. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Look out! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Shit. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Get out of my way! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Sorry! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• My mistake, sorry. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Fuck, sorry. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Forgive me! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Stay away! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Come on, move! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Oh man, I'm sorry. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Damn! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Damn, sorry about that. (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Move! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Look where you're going! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• Come on, you, move! (bumping into a pedestrian)
• This is getting on my fucking nerves! (when crashing, angry)
• If I was American, I'd sue for that! (when crashing, angry)
• You can't drive! (when crashing, angry)
• I haven't got time to swap insurance details! (when crashing, angry)
• This is the last fucking thing I need. (when crashing, angry)
• This is a nightmare. (when recovering from a fall)
• This place is a cesspit. (when recovering from a fall)
• Come on, you assholes... (when recovering from a fall)
• I am not in the mood for this... (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• This is crap. (when recovering from a fall)
• Not fucking funny. (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• Not funny. (when crashing/recovering from a fall)
• Not now, hurry the fuck up!
• Why did I come here? (when crashing/recovering from a fall, angry)
• I should have stayed at home!
• I'm starting to get really fucking mad! (when recovering from a fall, angry)
• I can't take much more of this shit! (when recovering from a fall, angry)
• How are you allowed to walk the streets without help? (insulting someone honking at him)
• Are you inbred or just stupid? (insulting someone honking at him)
• You make me want to be sick. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Keep taking the medication. (insulting someone honking at him)
• I think you need to ask doctor for stronger medication. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You should've been drowned at birth! (insulting someone honking at him)
• Your parents were right to hate you. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Fucked up, as usual. (insulting someone honking at him)
• At least my mother does not live in cage, in zoo. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Your mother was right, you're pathetic! (insulting someone honking at him)
• In the town of losers, you fit right in. (insulting someone honking at him)
• In town of assholes, you are worse! (insulting someone honking at him)
• As they say here, you suck. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You are credit to the education system. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You are typical Liberty City asshole! (insulting someone honking at him)
• Go cry to your therapist. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You have funny face. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You are pathetic. (insulting someone honking at him)
• God must've really hated you! (insulting someone honking at him)
• You, you are scum! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You should be locked up for your own safety! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• Just fuck off, back to the rock you crawled out from! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• Keep taking the medication! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You wanna fuck off? (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• Go fuck yourself! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You are right to hate yourself! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You are dumb, friend. (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• Friend, you need help. (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You need to go back to the shrink! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• You make me sick! (angry, insulting someone honking at him)
• Shit! (when crashing)
• Open your eyes! (when crashing)
• Open your stupid eyes! (when crashing)
• Open your eyes idiot! (when crashing, angry)
• My car, idiot! (when crashing)
• You stupid idiot! (when crashing)
• You asshole! (when crashing, angry)
• Not the car! (when crashing, angry)
• My car! (when crashing)
• What is wrong with you? (when crashing)
• This is it! (when fighting)
• Now shut up, and fuck off!
• Fuck this place!
• This is really fucking annoying! (when crashing/recovering from a fall, angry)
• Damn this place! (when crashing, angry)
• Don't move. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You want to make me do this? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Excuse me? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I have a very... short... fuse... (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't try to be a wise guy. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want a bullet in you?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't push me, friend! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You don't want this to get any worse. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you think I'm a joke? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You want to die? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Okay then. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't make me kill you! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You want to die?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Stay calm. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Stay very calm... (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Stay very calm. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do not... move... a muscle. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I warn you. I don't mind if you die. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I'm not going to think twice about using this. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• It's your choice, live or die! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Now don't be a prick. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't annoy me. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Think for a second. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't be an idiot. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Sorry about this. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want to live, or die? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Hey! It's an ugly city, my friend. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I grew up in a war, this means nothing! (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't give me a reason. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want to die? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• What? It's just a gun. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want this to turn ugly? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want this to get really ugly? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Do you want this to get messy? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Stay right there, and shut up. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I'm not. Having. A good day! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you think I'm joking? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Stay the hell down! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• You! Stay down, you hear?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Hi there! How you doing?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Are you having fun? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Enjoying yourself yet? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you think I'm going to worry about using this? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you want me to pull the trigger, huh? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Life can get ugly really quickly! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• You're enjoying your day! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• I'm having fun. Are you? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you want me to shoot?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Do you want to keep annoying me? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Oh, this is fun, isn't it?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Are you relaxed yet? (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Don't make me use it! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Don't make me kill you! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Don't do a fucking thing! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• You're beginning to annoy me. I suggest you stop! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Really?! (when aiming a gun at a civilian, angry)
• Are you trying to get us killed!
• You going to stop me, asshole?!
• Try and stop me, asshole!
• I guess we can't be friends.
• Take me down asshole!
• You asshole!
• Screw this...crap!
• Yes, let's go quick.
• Bullshit!
• This is hell!
• How are you allowed on the roads! (when crashing, angry)
• Fuck this!
• Don't mess about!
• Come on now! 
• Fuck this shit! (when crashing, angry)
• Any more of you? Any more?! (when killing LCPD officers)
• Anyone else want to die? (when killing LCPD officers)
• You think I am a joke, huh? (when killing LCPD officers)
• You poor wretches, you should've found a better way to live. (when killing LCPD officers)
• I told you not to mess with me! (when having a fight with the LCPD)
• I told you not to annoy me. (when killing LCPD officers)
• It's a rough world. (when killing LCPD officers)
• It's an ugly city, I guess. (when killing LCPD officers)
• Next time, don't mess with me! (when killing LCPD officers)
• Next time, stay away from me! (when killing LCPD officers)
• You should've stayed away from a man such as me. (when killing LCPD officers)
• You all happy now? (when killing LCPD officers)
• What? Did you think I was a joke? (when killing LCPD officers)
• You should not have engaged with me. (when killing LCPD officers)
• You should've run away! (when killing LCPD officers)
• This place is worse than home!
• Come on, come on! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• What's your problem? (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Stay away from people like me. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• It's an ugly world. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Screw you. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• You having a good day? (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Fuck this! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Get out of my way! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Get away from me! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Yeah?! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Whatever, friend! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• It's a tough country, eh? (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• This is going to get ugly. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Stay the fuck away from me. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Welcome to America, eh? (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• You should run away. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• You want this? (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Is this what you had in mind? (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Come on, then! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Come on! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Let's not waste time here. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Stay away from me. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Sorry about this. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• I can keep going with this. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Now, shut up! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Shut your mouth! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• I can do this all day if I have to. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Let's go, friend. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• You're messing with the wrong guy. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• I am not in the mood for bullshit. (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• Piss off! (when having a fight with enemies during free roam)
• You're going to die, friend! (when having a fight with enemies)
• You're dead, friend! (when having a fight with enemies)
• I'll cut off your fucking head! (while fighting)
• I'll rip your fucking heart out! (when fighting)
• Be scared! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Yeah? YEAH?! (when fighting with enemies)
• Having a good day?! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Screw you! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Here we go! (featured in fighting)
• You should not that fuck with me! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• What?! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• What is it?! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• You like?! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Go to hell! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Damn you!! (when fighting)
• Fuck off! (when fighting)
• It's you, or me! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• You're glad you messed with me?! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Enjoying yourself?! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Having fun?! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Mrrrraauuuuggghhhhhh! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Do you like? (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Asshole! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• I don't give a shit! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• You're pathetic! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• DON'T FUCK WITH ME! (featured in fighting)
• STAY DOWN! (featured in fighting)
• Die, you shit! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Huh? Did that hurt? (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Aaaaaaaaaagh! Motherfuckers! (when fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
• Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! (complaining when failing a mission)
• This place is not much of a fucking holiday! (complaining when failing a mission)
• This place is really getting to me! (complaining when failing a mission)
• This town is starting to get on my nerves! (complaining when failing a mission)
• Screw this! (complaining when failing a mission)
• Fuck this! (complaining when failing a mission)
• Fuck. This! (complaining when failing a mission)
• Fuck this crap! (complaining when failing a mission)
• Motherfuckers! (complaining when failing a mission)
• I've got to stop fucking this shit up! (complaining when failing a mission)
• I can't stand this shit! (complaining when failing a mission)
• Oh, man! This is fucking bullshit! (complaining when failing a mission)
• Roman! I should have never read your fucking e-mails and stayed away! (complaining when failing a mission)
• Take my cousin, will you? (featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• Come on, test me! Test me! (featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• I'm leaving here with Roman! (featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• This is it for you! (featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• Who do you people think you are? (featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• No one fucks with my family! (featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE! (featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
• Back off, the money's ours now! (featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• I ain't going to jail in this country! (featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• You don't want to get in my way! (featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• You don't want to die for the bank's cash! (featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• I ain't giving up this money! (featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• We just made a withdrawal, what's the problem?! (featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• Go back home to your kids! You don't want to die here for the bank's cash! (featured only in Three Leaf Clover when fighting with the LCPD)
• I have been looking forward to killing you for so long, Rascalov! (featured only in A Dish Served Cold when fighting Dimitri)
• Come on, Dimitri! I'm here to end this! (featured only in A Dish Served Cold when fighting Dimitri)
• I would never have trusted you again, you snake! (featured only in A Dish Served Cold when fighting Dimitri)
• Dimitri! Where are you, you rat?! (featured only in A Dish Served Cold when fighting Dimitri)
• Your ship has sailed, Rascalov! (featured only in A Dish Served Cold when fighting Dimitri)
• Pegorino, you're mine! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino)
• Fight me like a man, Pegorino! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino)
• I'm either dying here or killing Jimmy P., I ain't backing down! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino)
• I ain't got nothing left, you better kill me! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino)
• I'm getting sick of killing these lackeys, where is Pegorino?! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino)
• Why didn't you just hit me instead?! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino on a bike)
• You're not getting away, Pegorino! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino on a bike)
• I'll swim if I have to, urgh! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino on a bike)
• Couldn't you have killed me, you dumb shit?! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino on a bike)
• She didn't do anything to you! (featured only in Out of Commission when chasing Pegorino on a bike)
• Damn… triad… truck driver! (featured only in Truck Hustle when climbing onto the truck)
• Ugh, can't they make this easy? (featured only in Truck Hustle when climbing onto the truck)
• Well, it seemed like a good idea when I grabbed the truck… (featured only in Truck Hustle when climbing onto the truck)
• Uhh, you're starting to freak me out Kiki. Don't come here, I'll call you later. (reacting to Kiki demanding Niko's location)
• This isn't cool, Kiki. Don't come find me, I'll call you later. (reacting to Kiki demanding Niko's location)
• Chill the fuck out. Don't come here, Kiki. I'll give you a call later on. (reacting to Kiki demanding Niko's location)
• Okay, Kiki. You're getting scary. Chill out and I'll call you later. Do not come find me. (reacting to Kiki demanding Niko's location)
• Alright, it's party time! Let's hit it. (greeting Dwayne's backup)
• If Dwayne says you're cool, then you must be. Let's go. (greeting Dwayne's backup)
• You Dwayne's friends? Let's go have some fun. (greeting Dwayne's backup)
• You guys are here to help. That's cool, why don't we have some fun? (greeting Dwayne's backup)
• I appreciate the help guys. Remind me to thank Dwayne, okay? (greeting Dwayne's backup)
• Alright, stick me to me and we should be okay. Come on. (greeting Dwayne's backup)
• Come on, you piece of crap! Start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Start, please! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Will you start!? (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Useless fucking car! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Oh, for fuck's sake! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Start, you bitch! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Aw, man! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Come on... (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Hurry up! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Not now, not now! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Fucking start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• This is bullshit! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Come on, piece of shit! Start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled, angry)
• Come on baby, start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Start you turd, start! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Are you going to start?! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• Come on, come on! (when a vehicle engine is stalled)
• You want me to rob you or kill you?! (when stealing an occupied car)
• Forgive me, lady. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Sorry, lady! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Sorry! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Sorry, it's a dangerous city! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Stay calm, lady. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Stay calm! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• I'm sorry, but I need your car. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Stay calm, and you won't get hurt. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Forgive me, madam. I don't want to have to hurt you. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Out the car, now, lady! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• You, lady! Out the car. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• This is a robbery, stay calm. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Don't worry, I'm taking your car. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• I need your car. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Come on, woman. I need your car. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Forgive me, but I need the car! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Sorry, lady! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Out the car, woman! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Hey, lady. I need the car! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Out, lady! (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• I need your car. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Forgive me, I need the car. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• I need to borrow this. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Forgive me, but I need this. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• I need the car, sorry. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Unfortunately, this isn't your day. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Stay calm. It's just a car, lady. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• You - out of there! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Don't be a hero! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• I'm robbing you, don't make me kill you. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Sir, I need your car! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• I need your car, don't worry, insurance will pay. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• You're insured, don't try anything that you might regret. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Stay very calm, buddy. (when stealing with a male driver)
• You don't want this to get ugly, man. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Out of the car, friend! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Out of the car! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Get out the car, man! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Come on! Run away, man! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• I need your car, man! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• I need your car, mister. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Give the car to me. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Give me the car, friend. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• You're getting carjacked. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Come on, mister. Out of the car. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• I'm robbing you, don't make me kill you. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Don't be an idiot, friend! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Out of the car, my friend. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Don't try anything stupid, mister. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Stay calm, man. Just run away. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Sorry, man. But this is a carjacking. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Come on, just run away! (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• You don't want this to get ugly, man. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Don't try to be a tough guy. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• Forgive me, my friend. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• You're getting robbed, stay calm. (when stealing a car with a male driver)
• You're getting jacked, stay calm. (when stealing an occupied car)
• I'm going to need this! (when stealing an occupied car)
• Forgive me, but I need this. (when stealing an occupied car)
• I'm going to have to take this. (when stealing an occupied car)
• I need this! (when stealing an occupied car)
• You're going to have to buy a new one of this, friend. (when stealing an occupied car)
• Don't get overexcited, it's just a robbery. (when stealing an occupied car)
• Can I use your vehicle a moment? (when stealing an occupied car)
• Can I borrow your vehicle? (when stealing an occupied car)
• Come on, quick! Get out of there. (when stealing an occupied car)
• Stay calm, no one needs to die. (when stealing an occupied car)
• I'm robbing you, don't freak out. (when stealing an occupied car)
• I'm robbing you, I don't want to kill you. (when stealing an occupied car)
• Sorry, but I need this. (when stealing an occupied car)
• I need the bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Gimme that. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Sorry, I need this bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Can I have your bike? (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Sorry, friend. But I need the bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Forgive me, I need this bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I hope you have insurance. I need this. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I want the bike, friend. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Forgive me, but I need the bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• You're going to have to give me that. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I need your bike, sorry! (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Get off the bike! (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Stay calm, don't be a hero. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Stay calm, it's only a bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Don't be an idiot, run away. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I'm going to have to take your bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Sorry. Now, don't be dumb. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Stay calm and you won't die. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Now get out of here. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Guess what, gangster? You're getting jacked. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Come on, tough guy. Get out of the car. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Don't try to be a hero. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Give me the car, tough guy. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Be a wise guy, my friend. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Don't make me kill you, buddy. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Out the car, hard man! (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• You! Out of there! (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• You wanna die, buddy? (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• You want me to kill you? (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Out the car, now! (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Come on, hard man. Get out. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• You think you're a gangster, friend? (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Don't make yourself a crime statistic, tough guy. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Come on, get out of there. Tough guy. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Come on, you know the drill, hard man. Get out of there! (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Push me, and I will kill you. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Don't make me put you on the ground, hardman. (when stealing a car with an Angels of Death, Lost MC, Hustler, Spanish Lord, Russian Mob, Triad, Albanian Mob, Yardie, Irish Mob, Italian Mafia or Korean Mob driver)
• Get out of the car. (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• You, get out of there. (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Come on, get out of the car. (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Get out of the car or I will kill you. (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Don't make me kill you. (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Get out of there, come on! (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Can you get out of the car? (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• This is a robbery, get out of there. (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• You - out of there, come on! (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Can you get out of the car?! (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Will you get out of there? (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Get the hell out, now! (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• It's just a car, so get out. Now! (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• You, get out of the car, now! (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• I need you out of that car. (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• I'm afraid you're getting robbed. (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Don't be stupid, just get out. (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Out, or I will blow your fucking head off! (ordering a civilian out of a car, angry)
• I don't think you need this anymore. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• I don't think you're going to need this. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Sorry, not really your day. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• I think I need this more than you now. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• I don't think you'll need the car where you're going. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• I need the car more than you. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You don't look like you need this. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You don't have a use for this anymore. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You're going to a better place than this dump. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Excuse me, I don't think you need this anymore. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Excuse me! (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• Get out! Or I don't want to end up like that! (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• Gimme that, or I'll be like you! (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• Forgive me, I'm no graverobber! (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• My need is greater than yours right now! (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• Let's get you out of there. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• Please, forgive me. I know this is disrespectful. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• Let's get you out of there! (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• I need this car a lot more than you do now! (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• Let's get you out of there, I need the car! (when stealing a car from a dead civilian, angry)
• Suck it up and stay down!
• You going to get up?
• You want to keep going?!
• You had enough?!
• You want some more?!
• What? Did you think I was a joke?!
• You still think you're hard?!
• Now stay down, or I will finish you off!
• Stay down there.
• Just stay calm, and shut up.
• You should probably stay down.
• It's just a wound. You want me to finish you off?!
• You still tough?!
• You want to die or what?!
• You still think I'm screwing around? Don't get up!
• You want this to get really nasty?!
• Come on, get up!
• Shithead!
• Damn enough!
• Damn, this ain't the right car for that shit. (crashing after doing a stunt jump, rare/taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• I think this car might be a bit small. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• Shit, this car's too small for that. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• As flexible as you are, lady, we can't do that in here. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• You fool, get off me! (getting carjacked)
• YELLOW CAR! (hailing a taxicab drunk)
• TAXI CAB! (hailing a taxicab drunk)
• Mister Man! (hailing a taxicab drunk)
• TAXXXIIIIII! (hailing a taxicab drunk)
• STOP MISTER! (hailing a taxicab drunk)
• Hey taxi! (hailing a taxicab)
• Stop, now! (hailing a taxicab)
• You wanna stop, man? (hailing a taxicab)
• Over here! (hailing a taxicab)
• Hey! (hailing a taxicab)
• Pull over! (hailing a taxicab)
• Come on! (hailing a taxicab)
• Yo, taxi! (hailing a taxicab)
• Stop! (hailing a taxicab)
• Can you drive quick? (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• I'm in a rush. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• Let's get going. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• Don't talk about, let's go. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• Come on, let's go. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• Let's get out of here. (telling a taxi driver to hurry)
• If it's cool, I'd like to listen to something else. (asking a taxi driver to change radio station)
• You wouldn't mind putting it on a different radio station, would you? (asking a taxi driver to change radio station)
• I don't want to trouble you, but I would prefer another radio station. (asking a taxi driver to change radio station)
• Can you please change the radio station for me? (asking a taxi driver to change radio station)
• I don't want to cause no trouble, but this station is not my thing. (asking a taxi driver to change radio station)
• Forgive me, quick change of plan. (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• Quick change of plan. (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• Excuse me, can we change where we are going? (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• We're going to make a change of plans. (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• Sorry, change of plan. (telling a taxi driver to change destination)
• Can you put on The Beat? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Beat 102.7)
• Hey, can you put on The Beat? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Beat 102.7)
• Can we listen to The Beat? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Beat 102.7)
• Can we listen to that classic hip hop station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Classics 104.1)
• You know The Classics? It's on 104.1, I think. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Classics 104.1)
• Put on The Classics, friend. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Classics 104.1)
• Can we hear Electro-Choc? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Electro-Choc)
• You know that station with François K? Electro-Choc. Can we listen to that? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Electro-Choc)
• Can we listen to that station with François K in the mix? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Electro-Choc)
• Can we listen to that station with Roy Ayers? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Fusion FM)
• Hey, can you put on Fusion? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Fusion FM)
• Hey man, can you put on the acid jazz station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Fusion FM)
• Can we hear that Lazlow show? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Integrity 2.0)
• Can we listen to that show with that over opinionated camp guy Lazlow? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Integrity 2.0)
• Can you put on that show with that stupid camp guy Lazlow? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Integrity 2.0)
• Can we listen to the funk station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to International Funk 99)
• Can we put on that station with Femi Kuti? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to International Funk 99)
• You know IF99? Can we listen to that? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to International Funk 99)
• Can you play the jazz station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Jazz Nation Radio 108.5)
• Can we listen to J.N.R., mister? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Jazz Nation Radio 108.5)
• Can you put on J.N.R.? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Jazz Nation Radio 108.5)
• Can we listen to Journey? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Journey)
• I want to listen to Journey, you know that one? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Journey)
• Can we hear Journey, my friend? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Journey)
• Can you put on The Studio? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to K109 The Studio)
• Can we hear The Studio? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to K109 The Studio)
• Hey, my friend. Put on K109 The Studio. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to K109 The Studio)
• Will you put on the hardcore? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty City Hardcore)
• You got L.C.H.C, my friend? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty City Hardcore)
• Can we listen to L.C.H.C.? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty City Hardcore)
• How about Liberty Rock Radio? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty Rock Radio)
• Will you put on the classic rock? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty Rock Radio)
• Can we listen to LRR? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty Rock Radio)
• Can you put on 96.9? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Massive B Soundsystem 96.9)
• You know Massive B? Can we listen to that? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Massive B Soundsystem 96.9)
• Can we listen to that Bobby Konders station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Massive B Soundsystem 96.9)
• Will you put on PLR, mister? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Public Liberty Radio)
• Can you put on the liberal show? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Public Liberty Radio)
• Hey, friend. Put on the talk radio. The liberal one, PLR. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Public Liberty Radio)
• Hey, how about we listen to Radio Broker? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Radio Broker)
• You know Radio Broker? Can you put it on? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Radio Broker)
• Can we listen to Radio Broker? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Radio Broker)
• Hey, put on Radio San Juan. Will you? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to San Juan Sounds)
• What's the station with Daddy Yankee? Radio San Juan? Put that on. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to San Juan Sounds)
• Hey, have you got the reggaeton station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to San Juan Sounds)
• Have you got Tuff Gong? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Tuff Gong Radio)
• Can you put on that classic reggae? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Tuff Gong Radio)
• Can we hear Tuff Gong Radio? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Tuff Gong Radio)
• You know The Vibe? It's great music! (asking a taxi driver to change the radio to The Vibe 98.8)
• Can you put on The Vibe? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Vibe 98.9)
• Hey man, can you put on The Vibe on the radio? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Vibe 98.8)
• Hey, will you put on Radio Vladivostok? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Vladivostok FM)
• Put on the Eastern European radio, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Vladivostok FM)
• Can we listen to Radio Vladivostok? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Vladivostok FM)
• Hey, man. Put on WKTT. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to WKTT)
• Can you put on the talk show? The right wing stuff. WKTT. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to WKTT)
• Can we hear that stupid right wing talk show? WKTT. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to WKTT)
• Thank you for nothing! (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Thank you very much! (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Thanks, dick! (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• You are a dick! (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Gee, thanks. (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• How do you not see me? (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• What am I? Invisible? (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Well, I see my invisibility pills are still working. (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• I must've gone invisible. (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Ugh, you annoying dick. (when a taxi driver ignores him)
• Interesting kind of a health care professional she is. (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• Thank you, Lovemeet.net! (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• That, was fun. (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• I guess this is the land of shameless opportunity. (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• Who said the internet wasn't useful. (after having hot coffee with Carmen)
• That is one emotional girl. (after having hot coffee with Kiki)
• That girl is very intense. (after having hot coffee with Kiki)
• Kiki, my dear. You need to calm down. (after having hot coffee with Kiki)
• She's different from girls back home. (after having hot coffee with Kiki)
• I hope she doesn't get too attached. (after having hot coffee with Kiki)
• Where did she learn to do that stuff? (after having hot coffee with Alex)
• I hope she don't put that in her blog. (after having hot coffee with Alex)
• Man, if that gets online. (after having hot coffee with Alex)
• Crazy American women. (after having hot coffee with Alex)
• That. I haven't seen before. (after having hot coffee with Alex)
• She's a nice girl, but there's something strange about her. (after having hot coffee with Michelle)
• That girl's a good listener. (after having hot coffee with Michelle)
• I think she understands me. (after having hot coffee with Michelle)
• So, this… this is your America. (after having hot coffee with Michelle)
• I'm wasted. Maybe I better not drive. (when driving while being drunk)
• Shit, I don't know where I am exactly. I'll call you when I can figure it out. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• Where am I? That's a good question. I'll call back when I see a landmark. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• I knew you'd ask me that. Let me call you back when I know exactly where I am. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• Oops, my mistake. (when calling a friend during an activity with them)
• Sorry. (when calling a friend during an activity with them)
• These stupid phones. (when calling a friend during an activity with them)
• Ah, that's me being stupid. (when calling a friend during an activity with them)
• Oh, that's just me messing around. (when calling a friend during an activity with them)
• I'm just fiddling with this thing, seeing if it works properly. (when calling a friend during an activity with them)
• I wish I knew how to work this thing better. (when calling a friend during an activity with them)

Taxi Request (Street & Avenue Names)

Broker

• I want to go to Asparagus Avenue, yeah?
• To Bart Street, yeah?
• Take me to Boone Street.
• So, can you take me to Broker Bridge?
• We're going to Broker - Dukes Expressway, yeah?
• Take me to Brunner Street.
• We're going to Carson Street, yeah?
• To Cassidy Street.
• To Cayuga Avenue, yeah?
• Take me to Chicory Street, please.
• To Chive Street.
• I want to go to Cisco Street.
• I want to go to Cody Street.
• So, we need to go to Conoy Avenue.
• Take me to Creek Street.
• So, we need to go to Crockett Avenue.
• So, we need to go to Deadwood Street. Yeah?
• I want to go to Delaware Avenue.
• I want to go to Dillon Street, yeah?
• So, we need to go to Earp Street. Yeah?
• So, can you take me to Erie Avenue?
• Take me to.. Garrett Street.
• We're going to Gibson Street.
• So, we need to go to Hardin Street, yeah?
• Take me to Hickcock Street.
• Take me to Iroquois Avenue, please.
• We're going to James Street.
• To Kid Street, please.
• I want to go to Masterson Street.
• We're going to Mohanet Avenue.
• So, can you take me to Mohawk Avenue. Yes?
• So, can you take me to Mohegan Avenue?
• To Montauk Avenue, please.
• Take me to Munsee Avenue.
• So, we need to go to Oakley Street. Yeah?
• We need to go to Oneida Avenue.
• Take me to Onion Street.
• We're going to Onondaga Avenue.
• Take me to Pancho Street.
• Take me to Ringo Street, please.
• Take me to Saponi Avenue.
• I want to go to Seneca Avenue, yeah?
• To Sundance Street, please.
• So, take me to Tulsa Street. Please.
• So, we need to go to Tutelo Avenue.
• So, take me to Wappinger Avenue.
• So, can you take me to… Wenrohronon Avenue, please?

Dukes

• To Algonquin - Dukes Expressway, please.
• I want to go to Aragon Street.
• So, can you take me to Brandon Avenue?
• I want to go to Bunker Hill Avenue.
• We're going to Camden Avenue.
• I want to go to Carrollton Street.
• So, we need to go to Charleston Avenue.
• Take me to Cleves Avenue.
• Take me to Concord Avenue.
• I want to go to Dukes Bay Bridge.
• Uh, yeah. We're going to Dukes Boulevard, please.
• I want to go to Dukes Drive.
• Take me to East Borough Bridge.
• So, can you take me to Ellery Street?
• We're going to Franklin Street.
• To Freetown Avenue, okay?
• Take me to Hancock Street.
• To Harrison Street, please.
• To Hewes Street, please.
• We're going to Hooper Street.
• So, we need to go to Howard Street.
• To Huntington Street.
• We're going to Inchon Avenue.
• So, can you take me to Livingston Street?
• So, can you take me to Lynch Street. Yeah?
• To Middleton Lane, yeah?
• To Morris Street, please.
• Take me to… Parr Street.
• We're going to uh… San Jacinto Avenue.
• So, we need to go to Saratoga Avenue.
• I want to go to Savannah Avenue.
• We're going to Seymour Avenue.
• To Stillwater Avenue, yeah?
• So, can you take me to Stone Street?
• I want to go to Thornton Street.
• Take me to Tinconderoga Avenue.
• To Trenton Avenue.
• Take me to Valley Forge Ave, please.
• We're going to Walton Lane.
• So, we need to go to Yorktown Avenue.

Bohan

• To Alcatraz Avenue, you got it?
• I want to go to Altona Avenue.
• To Applejack Street, yeah?
• So, we need to go to Attica Avenue.
• Let's go to Beaumont Avenue, come on.
• So, can you take me to Bronco Street. Yeah?
• So, can you take me to Butterfly Street?
• So, can you take me to Caterpillar Street?
• Darkhammer Street, okay? Darkhammer Street.
• Let's go to Downrock Loop, okay?
• So, can you take me to Drop Street?
• I want to go to Drill Street, okay?
• We're going to Elbow Street.
• Take me to Flanger Street.
• Take me to Folsom Way.
• So, can you take me to Gainer Street?
• We're going to Grand Boulevard, come on.
• To Greene Avenue, come on.
• Take me to Guantanamo Avenue.
• We're going to Hollowback Street.
• I want to go to Jackhammer Street, got it?
• I want to go to Joliet Street.
• Let's go to Leavenworth Avenue, come on.
• Take me to Lompoc Avenue, okay?
• So, we need to go to Lotus Street.
• To Mill Street.
• Let's go to Northern Expressway.
• To Planche Street.
• So, we need to go to Rocket Street.
• To Rykers Avenue, yeah?
• We're going to San Quentin Avenue.
• We're going to Sing Sing Avenue.
• We're going to Spin Street.
• So, can you take me to Switch Street?
• I want to go to Turtle Street.
• I want to go to Uprock Street.
• So, can you take me to Valdez Street?
• I want to go to Wallkill Avenue, okay?
• Take me to Windmill Street.
• So, we need to go to Worm Street.

Algonquin

• To Albany Avenue.
• So, can you take me to Algonquin Bridge?
• So, can you take me to Amethyst Street?
• To Amsterdam Lane, please.
• So, we need to go to Astoria Place.
• So, we need to go to Barium Street.
• We're going to Bismarck Avenue.
• To Boleyn Street.
• We're going to Borlock Road.
• So, we need to go to Bridge Lane North.
• So, can you take me to Bridge Lane South?
• So, can you take me to Brown Place?
• Take me to Burlesque.
• So, can you take me to Bus Lane?
• Take me to Calcium Street.
• Take me to Castle Drive.
• So, can you take me to Castle Tunnel?
• Take me to Cavity Lane.
• So, can you take me to Cod Row?
• So, can you take me to Columbus Avenue?
• Take me to Denver Avenue.
• So, we need to go to Denver-Exeter Avenue.
• I want to go to Diamond Street.
• To Emerald Street.
• I want to go to Ersatz Row, please.
• To Exeter Avenue.
• I want to go to Feldspar Street.
• I want to go to Flatfish Place.
• We're going to Frankfort Avenue, yeah?
• To Galveston Avenue.
• So, can you take me to Garnet Street?
• We're going to Hell Gate.
• So, we need to go to Hematite Street.
• Take me to Iron Street.
• Take me to Ivy Drive North, please.
• So, we need to go to Ivy Drive South.
• So, can you take me to Jade Street?
• So, we need to go to Kunzite Street.
• So, we need to go to Leaper's Bridge.
• To Liberty Lane, please.
• Take me to Lorimar Street.
• So, we need to go to Luddite Row.
• I want to go to Manganese Street.
• To Nickel Street.
• We're going to Northwood Heights Bridge.
• We're going to Obsidian Street.
• We're going to President Avenue.
• I want to go to Privateer Road.
• I want to go to Pyrite Street.
• So, we need to go to Quartz Street.
• Uh, I want to go to Ruby Street, yeah?
• To Silicon Street.
• Take me to South Parkway.
• I want to go to Topaz Street.
• So, we need to go to Union Drive East.
• I want to go to Union Drive West, yeah?
• Take me to Uranium Street.
• So, can you take me to Vauxite Street?
• Take me to Vespucci Circus.
• To Walnut Way, yeah?
• So, we need to go to Wardite Street.
• To West Way.
• So, can you take me to Wong Way?
• I want to go to Xenotime Street.

Alderney

• Anvil Avenue - drive.
• So, can you take me to Applewhite Street?
• Take me to Argus Street.
• So, can you take me to Asahara Road?
• We're going to Aspdin Drive.
• So, can you take me to Babbage Drive?
• We're going to Bear Street, okay? Bear Street.
• So, we need to go to Beaverhead Avenue.
• We're going to Bedrock Street, okay?
• Take me to Big Horn Drive.
• Take me to Booth Tunnel.
• I want to go to Bowline Way.
• To Boyden Avenue.
• I want to go to Bridger Street.
• Take me to Cariboo Avenue, you got it?
• To Catskill Avenue, okay?
• I want to go to Cockerell Avenue, okay?
• So, we need to go to Drebbel Drive.
• To Edison Avenue, please.
• Take me to Emery Street. Go.
• Farnsworth Road, okay? We're going to Farnsworth Road.
• To Flathead Road, please.
• Fleming Street, okay? Fleming Street.
• We're going to Franklin Street.
• Take me to Fulcrum Avenue, you got it?
• I want to go to Grenadier Street.
• Grommet Street, let's go.
• Hardtrack Avenue - drive.
• To Hickey Bridge.
• I want to go to Hubbard Avenue.
• So, can you take me to Ivy Road?
• Julin Avenue, let's go.
• So, can you take me to Kemeny Street?
• Take me to Keneckie Avenue, you got it?
• We're going to Koresh Square.
• Latchkey Avenue, okay? Latchkey Avenue.
• So, you can take me to Lemhi Street.
• So, we need to go to Lockowski Avenue.
• To Long John Avenue, please.
• Okay, we're going to Lyndon Avenue.
• So, we're going to Mahesh Avenue. You got it?
• We're going to Mandrel Road.
• We're going to go to Manzano Road.
• Take me to Moog Street.
• So, we're going to Mueri Street.
• Take me to Muskteer Avenue, drive.
• I want to go to Myung Lane, please.
• So, I need to go to Niblick Street.
• Nougat Street - drive.
• Odhner Avenue - drive.
• Ortiz Road - drive.
• So, we need to go to Owl Creek. Okay?
• We're going to Panhandle Road, you got it?
• We're going to Percell Road, you got it?
• So, we need to go to Phalanx Road.
• So, can you take me to Plumbbob Avenue?
• Take me to Plumbers Skyway.
• So, we need to go to Praetorian Avenue.
• Take me to Rael Avenue.
• Take me to Rand Avenue, you got it?
• So, we need to go to Red Wing Avenue.
• So, we need to go to Roebuck Road.
• So, we need to go to Sacramento Avenue.
• We're going to Schneider Avenue, okay?
• We're going to Sculpin Avenue. Go.
• Storax Road, let's go.
• I want to go to Strower Avenue, you got it?
• Take me to Tenmile Street.
• Tinderbox Avenue - drive.
• Take me to Toggle Avenue, okay?
• So, can you take me to Traeger Road?
• We're going to Trinity Road.
• Take me to Vitullo Avenue.

Johnny Klebitz

• We all gotta go someday. (when aiming or shooting)
• Prepare to get shot, pal!
• You wanna die? Huh?!
• Yeah! I'm armed, asshole!
• Don't you push me!
• You wanna get shot?!
• Ever been shot!?
• Look at me, look at me!
• Eat shit and die!
• This what you're looking for?!
• You caught in a bad mood!
• How you doing?
• Excuse me!?
• Hi there!
• You gonna be a wiseguy huh?
• It's only a fake!
• Hi!
• You wanna die?
• You want to fuck with me now?!
• Keep fucking with me!
• Oh, I'm sorry. It's a gun!
• Forgive me, it's just the gun.
• What's your position on gun ownership?
• You want a bullet in ya?
• Yes, it's a gun!
• You think you're hard do ya?
• Look at that, a gun!
• Yeah, I'm pointing a gun at you, pal!
• What happens now?!
• What now?
• How's your day going?
• You want me to kill ya?
• A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down. (taunt)
• I don't care if I die! (taunt)
• My cage! (when crashing)
• You see my car here moron?!
• I don't have insurance!
• The cage!
• L.C shitdrivers!
• I don't have time for dumbasses!
• Asshole!
• Just like the rest of the drivers in this town, you're a prick!
• Hey! You fucking crashed into me!
• Yeah! That's my car you crashed into!
• What you hit me for?!
• The fucking cage!
• No hittie my fucking car!
• You high? Fucko!
• Youre.. an asshole!
• I gotta get out of this car in a second!
• Yo! The car!
• Breaking point!
• You hit me, dickhead!
• Oh you did it!
• This fucking town!
• You blew the guy giving you your driving test?
• Hey! Don't hit other cars man!
• This a game!? Why'd you hit me?
• Aww shit!
• You're pissing me off!
• Say fucking sorry!
• Sorry ain't gonna cut it!
• You're gonna do some damage! Get off the road!
• I ain't got time for this!
• Take yourself off the road!
• Shit! You got yourself to blame, dumbass!
• Take your head out your ass!
• You blind or something?
• Suicidal asshole!
• Dude, come on!
• Dude, shit!
• Didn't see ya there!
• My apologies!
• Shit! They let you drive?
• You crashed into me, good for you!
• What is it with this town and shit driving?
• Do us a favor and stay off the roads!
• Ah man.. No!
• Get your head out of your ass and watch the road.
• Cagers man!
• Dumbass, you hit me!
• You high?!
• My car man!
• Dude, my cage!
• You see my car here?!
• No, my cage!
• I don't need to get crashed into!
• You're lucky that wasn't my bike!
• What I'd give to be on my bike!
• Shit, shit, shit!
• Now I'm fucking angry!
• Oh, for fuck's sake!
• What's your fucking problem?!
• You're pissing me off!
• Oh man, no, please!
• It's happy hour or something?
• I'm about to have a sense of humor failure!
• Talk to the guy I took this car from.
• Sorry, pal!
• Nice bike. Mind if I take this? (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Don't mind if I do. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I can handle this. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I like your bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I like the ride. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Sweet little bike you got here! (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Forever two wheels! (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I need a bike, give it up! (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Just what I was looking for. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Most convenient, my friend. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• This'll get me where I'm going. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I need this more than you do. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I'm gonna have to liberate this bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I am requisitioning this bike, friend. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Invoice me for the bike, pal. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I hope you got bike insurance. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I'll try not to crash your bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Let me look after her for ya. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• No need for this where you're going. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You got a different kind of journey to take. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• My condolences. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• My deepest sympathies. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• The living will take forever to hear. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Lemme make you more comfortable. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• I ain't riding with a corpse. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You leave this to me. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You're in a better place. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Rest in peace. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You're a dick! (insulting someone honking at him)
• You moron. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Fucking square. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You suck! (insulting someone honking at him)
• Screw you. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Fuck you! (insulting someone honking at him)
• You wanna fuck off? (insulting someone honking at him)
• You gonna fuck off or what? (insulting someone honking at him)
• Do me a favor and go fuck yourself. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Come on, fuck off. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Go screw yourself. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Piss off! (insulting someone honking at him)
• Jackass! (insulting someone honking at him)
• Damn jackass! (insulting someone honking at him)
• Fucking punk. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Jerk! (insulting someone honking at him)
• You're a jerk, you know that? (insulting someone honking at him)
• You really suck, don't ya? (insulting someone honking at him)
• I hope you know what an asshole you are. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You lame asshole! (insulting someone honking at him)
• I bet even your parents hate ya. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You're ridiculous! (insulting someone honking at him)
• Fucking loser. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Put it on The Beat. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Beat 102.7)
• Hey, can you flip it over to The Beat? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Beat 102.7)
• Yo, you mind putting it over to 95.5? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Beat 102.7)
• Hey, can we listen to The Classics? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Classics 104.1)
• Man, flip it over to DJ Premier. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Classics 104.1)
• Mind if we listen to Premier on The Classics? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Classics 104.1)
• Put it on Electro-Choc, will ya? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Electro-Choc)
• Change it over to Electro-Choc, dude. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Electro-Choc)
• Can you put François K on? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Electro-Choc)
• You got the Fusion, man? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Fusion FM)
• You know that acid jazz station, man? What is it? Fusion? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Fusion FM)
• Can we listen to that Roy Ayers station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Fusion FM)
• Play Independence. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Independence FM)
• Can we listen to that garbage on Independence? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Independence FM)
• Put on Independence. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Independence FM)
• Can you put it on International Funk? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to International Funk 99)
• Put it on IF99. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to International Funk 99)
• You know IF99? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to International Funk 99)
• Hey, dude. You got that jazz station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Jazz Nation Radio 108.5)
• You know J.N.R., my friend? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Jazz Nation Radio 108.5)
• Put on that jazz station, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Jazz Nation Radio 108.5)
• Put it on The Journey. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Journey)
• Hey, man. Can you put it on The Journey? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Journey)
• Put it on DJ Karl, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to K109 The Studio)
• Can you change it over to K109? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to K109 The Studio)
• Put The Studio over on the radio, dude. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to K109 The Studio)
• Put on L.C.H.C. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty City Hardcore)
• Yo, man. Put it on Liberty City Hardcore. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty City Hardcore)
• Let's get some hardcore playing, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty City Hardcore)
• Flip it over to Liberty Rock, will ya? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty Rock Radio)
• Yo, put on LRR. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty Rock Radio)
• What's Iggy playing, man? Put on Liberty Rock. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty Rock Radio)
• Can you put some dancehall on? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Massive B Soundsystem 96.9)
• Can you put on that Bobby Konders station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Massive B Soundsystem 96.9)
• Put it on Massive B, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Massive B Soundsystem 96.9)
• Hey, pal. You got PLR on that thing? Put it on. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Public Liberty Radio)
• Can we listen to PLR? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Public Liberty Radio)
• Put on PLR. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Public Liberty Radio)
• Can you tune it to Radio Broker, dude? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Radio Broker)
• What are they playing on Radio Broker, man? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Radio Broker)
• You mind if we listen to Radio Broker? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Radio Broker)
• Dude, put San Juan Sounds on. Will ya? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to San Juan Sounds)
• Put on San Juan Sounds, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to San Juan Sounds)
• Can you put on some reggaeton? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to San Juan Sounds)
• Yo, can you put Tuff Gong on the radio? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Tuff Gong Radio)
• Put some reggae on, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Tuff Gong Radio)
• Mind if we listen to reggae? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Tuff Gong Radio)
• You mind if we listen to some R&B, man? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Vibe 98.8)
• Put it on 98.8. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Vibe 98.8)
• Yo, put it on The Vibe. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Vibe 98.8)
• You know Vladivostok FM? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Vladivostok FM)
• You got that Russian station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Vladivostok FM)
• Put on that Russian station. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Vladivostok FM)
• You got WKTT? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to WKTT)
• You know WKTT? Put it on. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to WKTT)
• Can we listen to WKTT? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to WKTT)
• Do what you're paid for and drive.
• Drive, will ya?
• Let's get going.
• Let's go, buddy.
• Let's do this, man.
• I ain't got all day, come on.
• Turn on the gas, man.
• I didn't get in your cab for a conversation, move it.
• Pour the coals on, man. Let's get the fuck outta here.
• Get me outta here, come on.
• You're kind of a big girl, too big for this cage. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• Shit, damn cage too small for that kind of fun. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• Ah, this ain't gonna work in that tiny cage. Is it? (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• Man… I dunno right now. Shit, I'll call you back. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• Dude, I didn't think I'd get given the third degree. I'll call you back with a locate. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• I dunno. Ain't it enough that I'm calling for help? Fucking bureaucrats. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)

Taxi Request (Street & Avenue Names)

Broker

• I need you to take me to Cisco Street.
• I'd like to go to Dillon Street.
• Cruise over to Earp Street, will ya?
• Hit up Gibson Street.
• I need to get to Hickcock Street.
• I need to go to Mohanet Avenue.
• Cruise over to Oneida Avenue.

Dukes

• I'm heading to Concord Avenue.
• You know East Borough Bridge?
• I need you to take me to Huntington Street.
• I'm heading to Saratoga Avenue.

Bohan

• Get me to Guantanamo Avenue.
• I'm going to Leavenworth Avenue.
• I'm going to San Quentin Avenue.

Algonquin

• Get me to Bismarck Avenue.
• I need to get to Boleyn Street.
• I'm going to Columbus Avenue.
• I gotta get to Denver Avenue.
• Can you get me to Exeter Avenue?
• Can you hit up Feldspar Street?
• Take me to Frankfort Avenue.
• Head over to Garnet Street.
• I'm heading to Lorimar Street.
• Can you hit up President Avenue?
• Take me to Quartz Street.
• I need to get to Ruby Street.
• I gotta get to Union Drive West.
• I need to go to Wardite Street.
• Cruise over to West Way.

Alderney

• Take me to Aspdin Drive.
• Head over to Babbage Drive.
• Hit up Berners Road.
• I gotta get to Mahesh Avenue.
• I'd like to go to Manzano Road.
• I need to go to Odhner Avenue.
• You know Owl Creek Avenue?
• Can you get me to Plumbers Skyway?
• Get me to Roebuck Road.
• I need you to take me to Sacramento Avenue.
• I'd like to go to Vitullo Avenue.

Luis Lopez

• Sorry! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Fuck! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• At least the healthcare's good here! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I hope you got insurance! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• My car! I should be suing you! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Watch out, yo! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Woah, sorry. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Oye, para. What's wrong with you people? (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Diablo, that's gotta hurt. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Oye, I hope you got some insurance. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Damn, I'm sorry. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Look out! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• You idiot! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Watch yourself, yo. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Ouch, man. I am sorry like a motherfucker. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• My bad. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• I should sue you for stressing me out! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• You should look out. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Careful! (when hitting a pedestrian)
• You should be more careful. (when hitting a pedestrian)
• Damn! (when crashing)
• Watch out, bro! (when crashing)
• You asshole! (when crashing)
• My fucking car! (when crashing)
• Oh, fuck this! (when crashing)
• You fuck! (when crashing)
• How did you not see me?!
• Cõno, that sucks! (when crashing)
• Man, you a bad joke! (when crashing)
• What's wrong with you?! (when crashing)
• There's other cars on the road, yo! (when crashing)
• Lousy drivers, yo. (when crashing)
• City full of assholes, man! (when crashing)
• Another dumb motherfucker! (when crashing)
• Oye, what the hell's wrong with you?! (when crashing)
• How did you get a license?! (when crashing)
• And people call me dangerous. You're deadly, bro! (when crashing)
• Shit! (when crashing)
• Watch out! (when crashing)
• Fuck you! (when crashing)
• Oh fucking hell! (when crashing)
• You moron! (when crashing)
• You a real fool! (when crashing)
• Oh, what the fuck?! (when crashing)
• Damn this city! (when crashing)
• Look out! (when crashing)
• You kidding me, right?! (when crashing)
• Cõno! (when crashing)
• Oh, you're a fucking dick! (when crashing)
• You suck, man! (when crashing)
• Cõno, you suck for real! (when crashing)
• What's wrong with you, fool?! (when crashing while angry)
• Oh, for fuck's sake! (when crashing while angry)
• My car! I'm kinda in a rush here, asshole! (when crashing while angry)
• Oh, you an asshole too?! (when crashing while angry)
• Great, another fucking jerk! (when crashing while angry)
• What are the chances? Another asshole! (when crashing while angry)
• Oye, angry Dominican coming through, motherfucker! (when crashing while angry)
• Watch out, bro! (when bumping a pedestrian)
• Sorry, man! (when bumping a pedestrian)
• Oh shit, sorry. (when bumping a pedestrian)
• Sorry. (when bumping a pedestrian)
• Mamma mia. (when bumping a pedestrian)
• Another asshole!
• Woah! I ain't got time for this shit!
• Oh, give me a fucking break.
• You're annoying me now.
• You assholes wanna kill me, huh?
• Woah man, too close!
• Woah, too close.
• Screw you!
• Ya jackass!
• Woah, how you not see me?
• Get outta the road!
• Oh for fuck's sake!
• Oy, idiot! You fucking bitch.
• Fucking joke!
• Shit!
• What another fucking jerk!
• Stop that shit!
• Turns out, I'm kinda crazy
• It's loaded
• takes deep breaths*
• You playin' for time?
• C'mon!
• That's enough fun time for you.
• Okay, you really wanna fight?
• Screw this.
• You asshole! (insulting someone honking at him)
• I'm glad I don't know you! (insulting someone honking at him)
• I feel sorry for your friends. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You suck, bro. Big time. (insulting someone honking at him)
• I thought they kill rats in this city. (insulting someone honking at him)
• I ain't never seen a pet that can talk before. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You ever considered a lot of plastic surgery? (insulting someone honking at him)
• Why don't you go fuck yourself? No one else will. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Coño, you making my eyes water, man. You ugly. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Oye, para. Your parents must hate you. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Man, you so ugly, you cracking the sidewalk. (insulting someone honking at him)
• In the city of assholes, you really fit in. (insulting someone honking at him)
• I thought they bang dogs in the city. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You ain't shit, bro. Not even. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You're really cool, aren't you? (insulting someone honking at him)
• You seem like a fun person. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Your family must like you. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You suck, bro. (insulting someone honking at him)
• You're a fucking joke. (insulting someone honking at him)
• Sorry, lady. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Forgive me. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Stay calm, lady. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Hey, lady. Relax. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• It's just a robbery, lady. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Lady, forgive me. But you're getting robbed.
• You getting jacked, girl. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Excuse me, but I'm taking your car. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Come on, get out of the car. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Start walking. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Forgive me, mami. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Señora, this ain't nothing personal. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• I'm sorry about this. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• I'm afraid you're getting a taxi, baby. (when stealing a car with a female driver)
• Can I have the bike? (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I need to borrow the bike, bro. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Give me that! (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Back off, I need your bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Oye, can I have that for a minute? (when stealing an occupied bike)
• I need your bike, NOW. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Stay cool, yo. It's just the bike I'm taking. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Sorry about this. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Can I borrow the bike? (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Get out the vehicle! (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• You! Get out! (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• Oye, pa fuera! This is a robbery. (ordering a civilian out of a car) (pa fuera = out)
• You! Get out the vehicle, now! (ordering a civilian out of a car)
• I need your bike. (when stealing an occupied bike)
• Forgive me. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Forgive me for this, bro. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Sorry, but I don't think you'll need this no more. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Sorry, but since you're dead. Can I borrow your car? (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Why don't you lie over there and I'll take the car. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Forgive me. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Ain't your day, yo. You've been murdered and robbed. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• You won't need this no more. (when stealing a car from a dead civilian)
• Turns out, I'm kinda crazy. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Now, calm the fuck down. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't make me go there. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You want me to shoot? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Stay calm. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Don't make me shoot you. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You stay cool, and maybe you'll be okay. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• So, what next? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Oye, you having fun? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Look what I got here. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• You're starting to annoy me. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I got something for you. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• How you like this? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Now, let's talk. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Kinda changes the mood, don't it? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Yo, don't move. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• So, what were you saying? (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• I guess it ain't your day. (when aiming a gun at a civilian)
• Shit. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Oh, damn. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Oh, for fuck's sake. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Oh, bullshit. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Yo, what the hell? (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Yo, that's fucked up. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• This shit is fucked up for real. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Fuck you. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Screw this shit. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• This is a bad fucking joke. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Damn this shit. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• This shit is fucked up. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• This is bullshit. TOTAL BULLSHIT. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Shit. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Bitch. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Bullshit. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Cõno, just my fucking luck. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• Diablo, that's some bullshit. (when recovering from a fall/failing a triathlon)
• You're an asshole.
• See ya around.
• Sorry about that, mate.
• Bulls-eye baby!
• Oh okay! Let's see what you got.
• You're upsetting the other patients.
• I think you should leave.
• Sorry man, but this ain't a strip club, so it's time for you to go.
• Okay, you obviously...wanna get hit.
• Hey, sexy.
• You shit, I gotta go.
• Yo, what the fuck?
• You're beautiful.
• Hey, maybe this car's a little small. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• Yeah, I think this car might be a little tight for that after all. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• Yeah, I think this car might be a little tight for that, mami. (taking a prostitute in a small vehicle)
• Yo man, that's total crap man, damn.
• Boy, don't blame me 'cause people pick on you at school. (when being arrested)
• Can we listen to The Beat, man? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Beat 102.7)
• Oye, can you put on The Beat? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Beat 102.7)
• Put on The Beat, bro. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Beat 102.7)
• What about that classic hip-hop station, man? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Classics 104.1)
• Turn on The Classics, bro. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Classics 104.1)
• Can you put on The Classics for me, bro? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Classics 104.1)
• You know Electro-Choc? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Electro-Choc)
• Hey bro, you got Electro-Choc? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Electro-Choc)
• Put on that station, Fusion FM. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Fusion FM)
• You know Fusion, bro? Put that shit on, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Fusion FM)
• You got the funk station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to International Funk 99)
• Can we listen to that funk station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to International Funk 99)
• Ayo. Put on that wacky shit Independence station, mister. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Independence FM)
• Can we listen to Independence? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Independence FM)
• Hey man, can you switch to Integrity 2.0? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Integrity 2.0)
• Hey man, turn on that dumbass Lazlow. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Integrity 2.0)
• Hey man, put on J.N.R. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Jazz Nation Radio 108.5)
• Hey, put on J.N.R. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Jazz Nation Radio 108.5)
• Hey man, put on The Journey. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Journey)
• Put on that wild station. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Journey)
• Hey, put on The Studio. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to K109 The Studio)
• How about we listen to The Studio? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to K109 The Studio)
• Put on the hardcore, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty City Hardcore)
• Can you put on the hardcore station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty City Hardcore)
• Hey, you got Liberty City Hardcore? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty City Hardcore)
• Hey, what about putting on LRR? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty Rock Radio)
• Can we listen to Liberty Rock Radio, mister? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty Rock Radio)
• Can you put on LRR? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Liberty Rock Radio)
• Hey, can you switch the radio to Massive B? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Massive B Soundsystem 96.9)
• Hey papi, put on the dance hall station. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Massive B Soundsystem 96.9)
• You got PLR? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Public Liberty Radio)
• Yo, put on the liberal station for a minute. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Public Liberty Radio)
• Hey, you got that hipster rock station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Radio Broker)
• Hey, put on Radio Broker. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Radio Broker)
• How about some San Juan Sounds, papi? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to San Juan Sounds)
• Come on, papi. Some San Juan Sounds. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to San Juan Sounds)
• Hey, can we listen to some reggae, man? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Tuff Gong Radio)
• How about a little Tuff Gong, bro? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Tuff Gong Radio)
• Oye, moto. How about we listen to The Vibe? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Vibe 98.8)
• Can we listen to The Vibe, bro? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Vibe 98.8)
• You know that station, The Vibe? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to The Vibe 98.8)
• Hey man, can we listen to the Russian station? (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Vladivostok FM)
• Yo, put on that Russian station, man. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to Vladivostok FM)
• Yo, put on that right-wing talk bullshit. (asking a taxi driver to change the radio station to WKTT)
• Shit, I ain't actually sure about that. I'll have to call you back. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• Damn, you know what, I don't know. I'll hit you back in a minute. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)
• Dios. You'd think I'd know this shit. I'm gonna have to call you later. (calling 911 and not knowing the location)

Taxi Request (Neighborhoods)

Broker

• I gotta go to Beachgate.
• Take me to Beechwood City.
• Yeah, man. Going to BOABO.
• Take me to the Broker Bridge.
• I'm going Downtown.
• Um, East Hook.
• Yeah, uh. Take me to Firefly Island.
• We going to Firefly Projects.
• Take me over to Hove Beach.
• Drive to Outlook.
• Okay, yeah. Rotterdam Hill.
• I'm going to Schottler.
• Oye, I want to go to South Slopes.

Dukes

• Okay, I want to go to Cerveza Heights.
• Take me to Charge Island, yo.
• I want to go to the Dukes Bay Bridge.
• I'm heading to the East Borough Bridge.
• Oye, take me to East Island City.
• Drive me to Francis International Airport.
• Yeah, let's go to Meadow Hills.
• Yeah, I'm going to… Meadows Park.
• Drive me over to Steinway.
• Yo, by Willis.

Bohan

• Take me to Boulevard.
• I'm going to Chase Point.
• I'm heading to Fortside.
• Okay, let's go to Industrial.
• I want to go to Little Bay.
• Drive me to Northern Gardens.
• Take me to South Bohan.

Algonquin

• Take me over to the Algonquin Bridge.
• We're going to Castle Garden City.
• Take me to Castle Gardens.
• We going to Chinatown.
• The City Hall.
• Yeah, I'm going to Colony Island.
• Take me to East Holland.
• Head over to Easton.
• I want to go to Fishmarket North.
• I'm heading to Fishmarket South.
• I'm going to Happiness Island.
• Hatton Gardens, yo.
• We're going to Lancaster.
• Yo, Leaper's Bridge.
• Oye, Little Italy.
• Take me to Lower Easton, yo.
• Take me to Middle Park.
• Head to Middle Park East.
• Moto, Middle Park West.
• North Holland, yo.
• Northwood, yo.
• I'm going to the Northwood Heights Bridge.
• Take me to Presidents City.
• Head to Purgatory.
• We're going to Star Junction.
• I need to get to Suffolk.
• I'm heading to The Exchange.
• Oye mane, The Meat Quarter.
• Yo, we going to The Triangle.
• Oye, by Varsity Heights.
• Let's drive over to Westminster.

Alderney

• Drive to Acter.
• I'm heading over to Acter Industrial Park.
• I'm heading to Alderney City.
• Drive over to the Alderney State Correctional Facility.
• Drive to Berchem.
• Over to the Booth Tunnel.
• Oye, by Hickey Bridge.
• Take me to Leftwood.
• Let's go to Normandy.
• Take me to Port Tudor.
• Tudor, yo.
• By Westdyke.

Characters

Brucie Kibbutz

• Look [stutters] let's...just...play some music man!
• Don't let 'em get me, NB!
• Shit! Unlucky and be.
• Can I turn this shit off!?
• Don't do that shit!
• You're lucky!
• This..is what feminism..is all about!
• I can't believe these people! They're animals! All of them!
• Hell..Yeah NB! Take that shit! Just like we take the bitches we want in the clubs.
• He-hay, it's better than a poke in the eye.
• I wonder...who's the dog, and who's the bitch today?
• Whassup homie!?
• What the fuck?!
• What the fuck?!
• Whatddup NB?!
• Yoo!
• Watch the tan!
• Nicky, for fuck sake! (when crashing)
• Dicks! (when crashing)
• Jesus! (when crashing)
• Hammer it, Nicky! (when driving at high speeds)
• We're winners, man! We drive fast, yeah! (when driving at high speeds)
• We're on an expressway to the top, man! Express! (when driving at high speeds)
• Man, adrenaline, testosterone, it's all the same, homie! (when driving at high speeds)
• Not cool, NB. (flipped upside down in a car)
• You, idiot, NB. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Nicky. You're a tool, man. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Nicky, we're fucking upside down, we look like gyps! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Survival of the fittest! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Fuck, that's real time natural selection, baby! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Cold! Man, you just wasted that idiot! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Yeah, I don't think they're gonna make it. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Shit! (when flying)
• I don't like this! (when flying)
• You European prick! (when flying)
• Man, this is freaking me the fuck out! (when flying)
• It's gonna blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• The car's gonna blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Shit! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• I don't want to burn to death! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• We're gonna die! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Dwayne Forge

• Control this shit. (when crashing)
• Hell, this was a nice car. (when crashing)
• Why you driving like this? (when crashing)
• Damn, son. (when crashing)
• You done hurt my neck. (when crashing)
• Don't be crashing this car. (when crashing)
• You done flip this thing! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Yo, what is this shit? (flipped upside down in a car)
• Damn, son. We upside down. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Hell nah, I don't ride on my head. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Keep the wheels on the road, son. (flipped upside down in a car)
• There's the 5-0. (when spotted by the LCPD)
• There's the po-po. (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Shit, 5-0. (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Hell, it's 5-0, son. (when spotted by the LCPD)
• There's the cops, son. (when spotted by the LCPD)
• You making me uncomfortable up in here. (when driving at high speeds)
• Shit, son. I ain't in no hurry. (when driving at high speeds)
• I ain't in a rush, slow it down. (when driving at high speeds)
• Come on, son. We got all day. (when driving at high speeds)
• You don't have to go this fast, man. (when driving at high speeds)
• See? We ain't in no hurry. (when driving slowly)
• This how I like to roll. (when driving slowly)
• Hell, I just like to ride with my boy. (when driving slowly)
• We got all the time in the world. (when driving slowly)
• Nice speed, Niko. Real relaxed. (when driving slowly)
• You cold, son. (when running over a pedestrian)
• That ain't cool. (when running over a pedestrian)
• There was no need for that. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Poor sucker. (when running over a pedestrian)
• That were unlucky. (when running over a pedestrian)
• They weren't expecting that. (when running over a pedestrian)
• That ain't right. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Life is cold, man. (when running over a pedestrian)
• You one fancy punk! (when flying)
• There ain't nothing wrong with staying on the road! (when flying)
• Why do you need to hit that jump?! (when flying)
• I don't like heights! (when flying)
• We gonna burn up in this thing! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• You done set this shit on fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It were nice knowing you, son! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• This shit is burning! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Damn, the ride's on fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Ah, this is the shit. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• This a mad joint. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• I like this! (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• I can feel this shit. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• I like this for real. (when their favorite radio station is playing)

Little Jacob

• Babylon! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Bombaclat! Babylon! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• See dem downpressers? (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Here the popo! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• There's babylon, rasta! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Dere be the police an ting! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• We got a nice speed here. (when driving at high speeds)
• Alright, me man, we getting somewhere. (when driving at high speeds)
• Alright, alright, I and I moving. (when driving at high speeds)
• You in a hurry, me man? (when driving at high speeds)
• Ya can't be driving like this in Jamdown. It's a chill place. (when driving at high speeds)
• What you doing?! (flipped upside down in a car)
• We flipped, rasta. (flipped upside down in a car)
• You put me pon my head. (flipped upside down in a car)
• This ain't chill a ting. (flipped upside down in a car)
• You a lager head. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Man, yo me say you cold ya know, rasta, you cold. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Rhatid! (when running over a pedestrian)
• That's bad luck, you know. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Irie! (when flying)
• Ja! (when flying)
• Rasta! (when flying)
• We get some air a ting! (when flying)
• De car's on fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• You set de car pon fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Ras, the car be flaming an' ting! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• We going fe die and ting! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Rhaatid, king! Transport on fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• This a my tune. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• Yo, me feeling this. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• Wicked tune. (when their favorite radio station is playing)

Packie McReary

• Jesus Christ! (flipped upside down in a car)
• I'm on my fucking head! (flipped upside down in a car)
• What have you fucking done, Niko?! (flipped upside down in a car)
• That was a grade-A fuck up! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Nice fucking driving! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Driving in Liberty fucking City, eh? (when crashing)
• What the?! (when crashing)
• Fucking hell! (when crashing)
• Jesus, these fucking roads! (when crashing)
• We're on a fucking bike here! (when crashing while on a bike)
• These things are fucking death traps. (when crashing on a bike)
• This is a fucking bike, it ain't that hard to see. (when crashing on a bike)
• Too fucking bad! (when running over a pedestrian)
• That wasn't your fault, Niko. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Their fault! (when running over a pedestrian)
• They should've looked where they were going. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Wrong fucking time, wrong fucking place. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Jesus, you can't drive in this city without hitting some asshole. (when running over a pedestrian)
• How did they not see you coming? (when running over a pedestrian)
• That was unfortunate. (when running over a pedestrian)
• There are the fucking cops! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Here come the police! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Look, Frankie's boys! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Liberty City's finest are just over there! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• We got cops in the vicinity, Niko. (when spotted by the LCPD)
• We got somewhere to go, we might as well go at pace, I like it. (when driving at high speeds)
• You don't waste time, I like it. (when driving at high speeds)
• Let's fucking get there! (when driving at high speeds)
• You don't hold back, do ya? (when driving at high speeds)
• This is the way to do it, Niko. (when driving at high speeds)
• Give it some, Niko. (when driving at high speeds)
• Shit, it's like driving with my ma. (when driving slowly)
• Did you take driving lessons off of Katie? (when driving slowly)
• You ain't in no hurry, are you? (when driving slowly)
• Come on, Niko. Give it some pace. (when driving slowly)
• Jesus, Niko. Can't you go quicker? (when driving slowly)
• Motherfucker! (when flying)
• Jesus Christ!!! (when flying)
• Is this necessary?! (when flying)
• Crazy son of a bitch! (when flying)
• I don't like fucking fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Shit! Shit! Shit! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Well, this ain't looking good at all! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• I ain't in the mood to burn to death! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Ah! Jesus! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Gimme my fucking car! (when carjacking)
• This car weren't bought by me, but it's mine! (when carjacking)
• Now this is a song. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• I fucking like this. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• This ain't fucking bad. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• This one's my absolute favorite. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• I can listen to this all day. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• Play this at my funeral, Niko. I don't care what my ma thinks. (when their favorite radio station is playing)

Roman Bellic

• Damn! (when crashing)
• Damn you! (when crashing)
• This is crap, you can't drive! (when crashing)
• Fool! (when crashing)
• Fuck you! (when crashing)
• Jesus! (when crashing)
• You inbred! (when crashing)
• Shit! (when crashing on a bike)
• Ah, shitty fucking luck! (when crashing on a bike)
• You drive like you're drunk! (when crashing while being drunk)
• Oh, not good! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Niko! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Stop doing that! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You hit them! (when running over a pedestrian)
• What are you doing?! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Stop being some Balkan maniac, grow up! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You're driving like a prick! (when running over a pedestrian)
• What the fuck is wrong with you? (when running over a pedestrian)
• Aw, pigs! (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• Niko, it's the pigs! (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• We've got company, cousin! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Shit! The cops! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• You see the city's finest? (when spotted by the LCPD)
• There! Ah, the cops! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Aw, cops! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• You see the cops?! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• The Bellic boys taking over your town, assholes! (when driving at high speeds)
• Come on, man! Faster! (when driving at high speeds)
• Drive it, man! (when driving at high speeds)
• Niko, you're still a crazy driver, man! I like it! (when driving at high speeds)
• Yeah, baby! (when driving at high speeds)
• Come on, man! (when driving at high speeds)
• Calm down! (during Out of Commission when driving at high speeds)
• Are you trying to kill me now?! (during Out of Commission when driving at high speeds)
• You drive like a wimp. (when driving slowly)
• Niko, hit the other pedal. (when driving slowly)
• What you waiting for? Communism? (when driving slowly)
• Come on, man. Drive. (when driving slowly)
• The American Dream isn't about falling asleep, cousin. (when driving slowly)
• Brilliant. (flipped upside down in a car)
• Excellent. (flipped upside down in a car)
• What next? Genius? (flipped upside down in a car)
• You always were an idiot. (flipped upside down in a car)
• You are something else, Niko Bellic. (flipped upside down in a car)
• You psychotic lunatic! (when flying)
• You always were crazy! (when flying)
• What the fuck is wrong with you?! (when flying)
• Look, brilliant. It's burning. (when a vehicle is on fire while being drunk)
• Cool… fire. (when a vehicle is on fire while being drunk)
• Christ, pull over! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Fuck, fuck, fuck! (when a vehicle is on fire/during Out of Commission)
• Fuck, it's going to explode! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Come on, get out of here! It's going to blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's going to blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• I'm sorry, but that is mine! (when carjacking)
• I need that car back! (when carjacking)
• Your luck will end soon. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• For the first time ever, Niko Bellic mishandles a strange ball. (Pool, miss)
• I think we know that's a fucking mistake. (Pool, foul)
• Same old story, you're a loser. (Pool)
• That's got to hurt. (Pool, miss)
• I love this track! (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• I love this one! (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• This is a record, cousin. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• Now this is a fucking record, cousin. (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• Tune! (when their favorite radio station is playing)
• Ah, this record reminds me of sex. Good sex. (when their favorite radio station is playing)

Alexandra Chilton

• Come on! My daddy will cut my trust fund again! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Get us out of here! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• I can't get in more trouble! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• I am not blowing them again! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Hurry up! (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• I don't wanna spend another night in the slammer drunk. (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• Shit, the cops! (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• It's the pigs! (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• Ah, the pigs! (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• You're insane, I love it! (when driving at high speeds)
• You drive like you don't give a fuck! (when driving at high speeds)
• You're brilliant, mad and brilliant! (when driving at high speeds)
• Ugh, like yawn. (when driving slowly)
• Ha-fucking ha. Drive quicker. (when driving slowly)
• Jesus, could you drive any slower? (when driving slowly)
• Cool, it's like a video game! (when driving at high speeds while being drunk)
• Look at those lights, great! (when driving at high speeds while being drunk)
• You dick! (flipped upside down in a car)
• My hair, asshole! (flipped upside down in a car)
• You fucked up my hair! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Shit! (flipped upside down in a car while being drunk)
• Nice one. (flipped upside down in a car while being drunk)
• You hit someone! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You lunatic! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You can't just kill people! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Calm down! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You're insane! (when flying)
• Shit!! (when flying)
• What are you doing?! (when flying, drunk)
• Man, I hope I'm drunk! (when flying while being drunk)
• It's on fire, you dick! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Shit, my hair is full of product! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• My implants are melting! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Niko, stop hitting me! (when attacked by the player)
• Niko! (when attacked by the player)
• Excuse me. (when being bumped)
• Foul. (Pool, foul)
• That's cheating. (Pool, foul)
• Loser. (Pool, foul)
• Stop cheating, loser. (Pool, foul)
• You fouled, loser. (Pool, foul)
• Oo, unlucky. (Pool, miss)
• I said you were a loser. (Pool, miss)
• Whoops. (Pool, miss)
• Oo, that's gotta be annoying. (Pool, miss)
• I think you missed. (Pool, miss)
• Lucky. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Loser. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Well played. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Congratulations, you sunk a ball… you're still a loser. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Well done. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• I think I won! (Pool, win)
• I told you I'd win! (Pool, win)
• I'm a winner! (Pool, win)
• I won! (Pool, win)
• Who won, Niko? I did! (Pool, win)

Carmen Ortiz

• Ouch! (when crashing)
• Shit! (when crashing)
• We've been hit! (when crashing)
• Damn! (when crashing)
• Dick! (when crashing)
• Shit, my back! (when crashing while being drunk)
• What happened? (when crashing while being drunk)
• What are you doing? (when crashing while being drunk)
• Did we crash? (when crashing while being drunk)
• Did someone get killed? (when crashing while being drunk)
• I'm drunk and you're crashing this thing? (when crashing while being drunk)
• That's the cops! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Baby, the police! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• It's 5-0, baby! (when spotted by the LCPD)
• You see the police over there? (when spotted by the LCPD)
• Shit, the cops! (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• It's 5-0! (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• Fuck, the cops, baby! (when spotted by the LCPD while being drunk)
• You loco! I love it! (when driving at high speeds)
• You drive like you don't give a shit! (when driving at high speeds)
• You're crazy and unique, like me! (when driving at high speeds)
• Cool… You loco! (when driving at high speeds while being drunk)
• This is crazy loco, I love it! (when driving at high speeds while being drunk)
• Hurry up! (when driving slowly)
• You wanna drive quicker, baby? (when driving slowly)
• Could you drive any slower? (when driving slowly)
• You moron! (flipped upside down in a car)
• My teeth, asshole! (flipped upside down in a car)
• You fucked up my boobs! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Damn… (flipped upside down in a car while being drunk)
• We upside down, baby? (flipped upside down in a car while being drunk)
• You hit someone! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You loco freak! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You freak, you're crazy! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You loco, calm down! (when running over a pedestrian)
• What are you doing?! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Shit! (when flying)
• Oh, baby! You loco! (when flying)
• What are you doing?! Maniac! (when flying while being drunk)
• Ugh, thank God I'm drunk! (when flying while being drunk)
• Shit, my nails! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• This ain't cool! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's on fire, you psychopath! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Foul! (Pool, foul)
• That's cheating! (Pool, foul)
• Stop cheating, baby. (Pool, foul)
• Stop cheating, loco. (Pool, foul)
• You fouled, baby. (Pool, foul)
• Unlucky. (Pool, miss)
• I said you were loco. (Pool, miss)
• Can you see Carmen? (Pool, miss)
• That's gotta be annoying. (Pool, miss)
• I think you missed. (Pool, miss)
• Lucky. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Loser! (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Well played, baby. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Congratulations, but you still can't see Carmen. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Well done. (Pool, players pots a ball in)
• I think I won. (Pool, win)
• I told you I'd win. (Pool, win)
• I'm a winner! (Pool, win)
• I won! (Pool, win)
• Who won, baby? Carmen did! (Pool, win)

Karen Daniels/Michelle

• Geez Louise. (when crashing)
• This poor car. (when crashing)
• You're going to need to take this to the shop. (when crashing)
• I hope the police didn't see that. (when crashing)
• Ow! (when crashing)
• This isn't fun! (when crashing)
• You drive like a gangster. (when driving at high speeds)
• I'm not used to this type of driving. (when driving at high speeds)
• Do you think that this is safe? (when driving at high speeds)
• I didn't take you for a continuous driver. (when driving slowly)
• I wouldn't have thought you drive like this. (when driving slowly)
• This is how I drive, slowly and safely. (when driving slowly)
• We're upside down! (flipped upside down in a car)
• You flipped your car! (flipped upside down in a car)
• What have you done?! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Niko, what are you doing?! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Stop, Niko. You hurt that person. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Niko, please. Don't hurt anyone else. (when running over a pedestrian)
• I'm feeling lightheaded! (when flying)
• My stomach just jumped! (when flying)
• There's a fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's burning! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Niko, help! Niko! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• You fouled, Niko. (Pool, foul)
• Niko, you fouled. (Pool, foul)
• I get a penalty shot, don't I? (Pool, foul)
• Oo, that was unfortunate for you. (Pool, foul)
• My shot. (Pool, foul)
• Oh, too bad. (Pool, miss)
• Ah, you missed. (Pool, miss)
• You can't sink one every time. (Pool, miss)
• Oh well, you'll sink one next time. (Pool, miss)
• Too bad, Niko. (Pool, miss)
• Hey, you sunk one. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• That was good. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• You did good! (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• Nice one, Niko. (Pool, player pots a ball in)
• I won. (Pool, win)
• I guess I won. (Pool, win)
• Hey, I'm the winner. (Pool, win)
• Woohoo! I win! (Pool, win)
• Great, I win! (Pool, win)

Kate McReary

• Speed don't impress me, Niko. (when driving at high speeds)
• I'm not the type of girl to get impressed by a fast driver. (when driving at high speeds)
• You really must be in a hurry, I can't think what for. (when driving at high speeds)
• This sure is slow. (when driving slowly)
• You really aren't in a hurry now, are you? (when driving slowly)
• Well, there's no danger of a speeding ticket. (when driving slowly)
• Oh, you flipped it! (flipped upside down in a car)
• That was a smart move! (flipped upside down in a car)
• You're a great driver! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Niko! Behave! (when flying)
• Please! This doesn't impress me!! (when flying)
• I don't wanna burn! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• I don't wanna die like this! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Oh, Jesus! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Kiki Jenkins

• Niko, calm down! (when driving at high speeds)
• Are you on drugs? Drive slower. (when driving at high speeds)
• Stop driving like a macho prick! (when driving at high speeds)
• I love to cruise and watch the people. (when driving slowly)
• This is so calming. (when driving slowly)
• This is a fuel efficient speed. (when driving slowly)
• Drive fast! (when driving at high speeds, drunk)
• Come on, you little pussy, drive! (when driving at high speeds, drunk)
• What now? (flipped upside down in a car)
• We're upside down! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Not what I meant when I said I wanted to be head over heels! (flipped upside down in a car)
• Fuck… (flipped upside down in a car, drunk)
• We're upside fucking down! (flipped upside down in a car, drunk)
• You psycho! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You hit them! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Niko! (when running over a pedestrian)
• What the hell are you playing at, boy?! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Oh boy…! (when flying)
• Oh my god! (when flying)
• Man, I love this shit! (when flying, drunk)
• This is cool! (when flying, drunk)
• We're on fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's burning! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• We're going to die! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Story Characters

Bernie Crane/Florian Cravic

• Niko, this is horrible! (when driving at high speeds)
• Niko, I don't want to die! (when driving at high speeds)
• Niko, slow down! (when driving at high speeds)
• Niko, stop! (when driving at high speeds)
• We're upside down, Niko! (flipped upside down in a car)
• What now, eh? (flipped upside down in a car)
• What are we going to do now? (flipped upside down in a car)
• Shit! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You hit them, you maniac! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Niko, I think you killed him! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Calm the hell down, Niko Bellic! (when running over a pedestrian)
• You killed them, you crazy maniac! (when running over a pedestrian)
• Shit! (when flying)
• I don't like this! (when flying)
• This is the best jump I've had all week! (when flying)
• Ah, my eyebrows! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Oh my God! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• I wanted to get a tan, not a burn! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Jimmy Pegorino

• We're on fire, asshole! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• The car's about to explode! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Shit, we're on fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Phil Bell

• You dumb shit! (flipped upside down in a car)
• What did you do that for? (flipped upside down in a car)
• That's asshole driving! (flipped upside down in a car)
• I hope nobody saw that. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Poor schmuck. (when running over a pedestrian)
• I don't like seeing people clipped if they didn't do nothing. (when running over a pedestrian)
• The Feds tracking us will add it to my rap sheet. (when running over a pedestrian)
• Fucking civilian casualties. (when running over a pedestrian)
• You flashy idiot! (when flying)
• You ain't impressing nobody! (when flying)
• There's better ways to go than burning! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• I fucking hate flames! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• I don't wanna burn to death! (when a vehicle is on fire)

The Lost and Damned

Jim Fitzgerald

• Fuck, man! It's burning! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• We got a fire in here! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• If that shit hits the fuel line! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Dude, I ain't hanging around watching flames! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Fire, dude! Fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Clay Simons

• We're about to be barbecued, man! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Shit, man! We on fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• We gotta get the fuck outta here! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Fuck! It's gonna blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Fire? Gasoline? RUN! (when a vehicle is on fire)

Terry Thorpe

• Shit, we got flames! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Somebody get an extinguisher! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• We're gonna burn to death in this cage! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's burning, man! The car's on fire! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• If that shit hits the fuel line, we're fucked! (when a vehicle is on fire)

The Ballad of Gay Tony

Armando Torres

• Yo, why you driving like that? (Armando when crashing)
• My mother is gonna kill you if I die in a car crash! (Armando when crashing)
• Control the vehicle, bitch! (Armando when crashing)
• Damn, bitch! (Armando when crashing)
• Please, bro. Don't kill us. (Armando when crashing)
• Control the car! (Armando when crashing)
• Drive normal, bro. (Armando when crashing)
• What's the dilly with this manic driving shit? (Armando when crashing)
• Don't crash this shit! (Armando when crashing)
• Your driving's gone to shit, bro. (Armando when crashing)
• You fucking flipped that shit. (Armando when flipped upside down in a car)
• Now I'm up in my head, bitch. (Armando when flipped upside down in a car)
• What the fuck you do that for? (Armando when flipped upside down in a car)
• Come on, bro. You flipped it! (Armando when flipped upside down in a car)
• We gonna blow in here! (Armando when a vehicle is on fire)
• This shit gonna blow! (Armando when a vehicle is on fire)
• This gonna go any second! (Armando when a vehicle is on fire)
• I think this shit gonna blow up! (Armando when a vehicle is on fire)
• You better get out before it goes! (Armando when a vehicle is on fire)
• Yo, it's going to explode! (Armando when a vehicle is on fire)

Henrique Bardas

• Shit, can't you drive, bro? (Henrique when crashing)
• Maybe I should drive, bro. (Henrique when crashing)
• Where did they come from? (Henrique when crashing)
• You know what the steering wheel is for, right? (Henrique when crashing)
• I thought you was a driver, man. (Henrique when crashing)
• Damn, you ain't taking no prisoners, Lopez. (Henrique when crashing)
• Fuck, man. I thought I had road rage. (Henrique when crashing)
• You know there's a brake pedal, right? (Henrique when crashing)
• Coño, you driving like a bitch. (Henrique when crashing)
• So much for the fucking airbag. (Henrique when crashing)
• We ain't going nowhere fast like this. (Henrique when flipped upside down in a car)
• I'm about to lose my lunch, man. (Henrique when flipped upside down in a car)
• Agh… head rush. (Henrique when flipped upside down in a car)
• It's going to blow! (Henrique when a vehicle is on fire)
• That shit's about to go up! (Henrique when a vehicle is on fire)
• Look out, it's gonna explode! (Henrique when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's going up, move your asses! (Henrique when a vehicle is on fire)
• Cuidado, that thing is gonna blow! (Henrique when a vehicle is on fire) (cuidado = careful)
• Move! We're about to see some fireworks! (Henrique when a vehicle is on fire)

Pedestrians

• D, motherfucker! D, as in Drive! (female civilian in traffic)
• Come on! My girl is waiting for me! (Hispanic taxi drivers in traffic)
• Are you gonna sit here all day?! (Hispanic taxi drivers in traffic)
• Hurry this shit up! (Hispanic taxi drivers in traffic)
• Hey, what's the hold up?! (Hispanic taxi drivers in traffic)
• What are you waiting for? Christmas?! (Hispanic taxi drivers in traffic)
• Get a move on. Vamonos! (Hispanic taxi drivers in traffic) (vamonos = let's go)
• What's the hold up?! (Hispanic taxi drivers in traffic)
• This is fucked, man! (taxi drivers in traffic)
• You gonna drive anytime soon? (taxi drivers in traffic)
• Get a move on! (taxi drivers in traffic)
• Haul ass, dickhead! (taxi drivers in traffic)
• Come on! Come on! Come on! (taxi drivers in traffic)
• Come on, you can do it! (taxi drivers in traffic)
• I have had it up to here with this shit! (taxi drivers in traffic)
• Come on, come on, come on! (taxi drivers in traffic)
• Let's go, you sociopaths! (taxi drivers in traffic)
• Shift your ass! I've got a job interview! (African American taxi drivers in traffic)
• Move it! I'm starting to freak out in here! (African American taxi drivers in traffic)
• Are you dusted? Move that piece of shit! (African American taxi drivers in traffic)
• You stuck or stupid? Move it! (African American taxi drivers in traffic)
• So much for that fucking airbag. (African American taxi drivers after a crash/runover)
• I'm gonna whoop your ass! (trucker after a crash/runover)
• You're gonna pay for that, motherfucker! (trucker after a crash/runover)
• I'm gonna break your face, motherfucker! (trucker after a crash/runover)
• Hey, you can't drive for shit, man! (Spanish Lords)
• Move it or lose it, asshole! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Nothing gets me between me and a box of Rusty Brown's! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Move it asshole! I gotta get to pizza stack! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Hey bro, either I get to Burger Shot, or someone is getting shot! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• What the fuck, homes? What's your problem? (Spanish Lords after a crash/runover)
• Hey, if you can't handle your drugs. Don't fucking drive! (Spanish Lords)
• How the fuck are you still alive?! (Spanish Lords)
• Hey, I got a blade in here with your name on it! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Move it, you fucking smackhead! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Get out of the fucking road! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Come on! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Pull over and I might let you live. (Spanish Lords when being kidnapped)
• Hey, bitch! Walk while you still can! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• What the fuck is going on?! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Muevate! (Spanish Lords in traffic) (muevate = move)
• You fucking blind? (Spanish Lords after a crash)
• I'm gonna fuck you up! (Spanish Lords after a crash)
• I'll blow your fucking brains out, motherfucker! (Spanish Lords when being kidnapped)
• You drive like a prick! (Spanish Lords)
• Who let you behind the wheel of a car? (Spanish Lords)
• Get off the crack and get out of the carruaje, man! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Come on, idiota! Move! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• What's the problem?! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Move that thing, man! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Come on, man! Muevate! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Por favor, move! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Come on, man! You want us to go to war?! (Spanish Lords when being kidnapped)
• Maybe you'd prefer driving in a fucking wheelchair. (Spanish Lords)
• I'll make sure you never drive again, asshole. (Spanish Lords)
• You want me to knife your ugly ass? (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• I'm warning you, don't fuck with me! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Are you fucking jerking off in there? (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Someone's gonna get hurt in a minute. (Spanish Lords in traffic)
• Where's my fucking baseball bat? (Spanish Lords after a crash)
• You're gonna bleed for this, motherfucker! (Spanish Lords when being kidnapped)
• Don't fuck with me, bitch! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• This is the wrong day to piss me off! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• What the fuck are you doing?! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Get a fucking move on! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Move that piece of shit! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Have you fucking lost your mind?! (Korean Mob when being kidnapped)
• Move your fucking ass! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Get out of the fucking road! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Hurry up, motherfucker! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• You crazy fucking son of a bitch! Let me get the fuck out of this car! (Korean Mob when being kidnapped)
• Come on, get moving! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Let's go, man! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Come on! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• What are you waiting for, huh? (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Too slow! Let's go! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Motherfucker be sleeping up there. (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Move! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• If you don't want your legs, I'll cut them off for you! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• Feet - use 'em or lose 'em, asshole! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• My hot pot is getting cold! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• I'm going to pour my hot pot on your head! (Korean Mob in traffic)
• I almost cut my head on the fucking dash! (Korean Mob after a crash)
• My new rims! (Korean Mob after a crash)
• Come on! Let's join forces and rule this town! (Korean Mob when being kidnapped)
• You know how much this car cost?! (Hustlers after a crash)
• I can't fuckin' believe this! (London-British accent, after a crash)
• Come on! I got shit to do! (British accent, in traffic)
• You up ahead, yes. You! Can we get a bloody move on, please? (British accent, in traffic)
• Call the bloody coppers, this idiot's gone mental! (British accent)
• Bloody Americans and your fucking guns! (British accent)
• Hey, my car! (Russian driver after a crash/runover)
• Come on! We must be moving! (Russian driver in traffic)
• I'm gonna ram that asshole in a minute! (Russian driver in traffic)
• I'll fucking break something! (Russian driver in traffic)
• Come on, step on the gas pedal! (in traffic)
• Come on, this is ridiculous! (in traffic)
• Please, I have places to go! (female civilian in traffic)
• Beep, beep! (in traffic)
• That thing is collecting dust! (in traffic)
• Move that thing! (in traffic)
• Hey, Einstein. Out of the way! (female in traffic)
• Unless you're famous, move it! (female in traffic)
• Is there a celebrity blocking traffic? (female in traffic)
• Hey! Let's get this crap moving, okay? (fat businesswoman in traffic)
• We're getting old here! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• Hey, you're taking all day! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• I got some pussy to get to! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• Time is money, monkeyboy! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• Hey, I'm working here! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• This town is ruining my health. (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• Is everyone a shitty driver?! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• Where's a cop when you need it? (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• Malaka, get your shit moving! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• Come on! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• These roads are awful! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• I'm gonna start shooting! (Greek taxi driver in traffic)
• You stupid malaka! (Greek taxi driver after a crash/runover)
• My car! (Greek taxi driver after a crash/runover)
• What is this shit?! My car! (Greek taxi driver after a crash/runover)
• Malaka, he's got a gun! (Greek taxi driver)
• Help, it's a terrorist! (Greek taxi driver)
• This guy's insane! (Greek taxi driver)
• I'm gonna kill you! (Greek taxi driver during a fight)
• To Hades with you, Malaka! (Greek taxi driver)
• May Poseidon swallow you whole! (Greek taxi driver)
• Geheime! I should've picked my other wheels! (in traffic)
• Ge cohnaso! I should've skated past all this! (in traffic)
• Alé, alé, let's get going! (male janitor in traffic)
• Coño, you're an idiot. (male janitor after a crash/runover)
• That was your fault. (male janitor after a crash/runover)
• Shit! (in panic)
• Son of a bitch! (in panic)
• Son of a gun! (in panic)
• Shit, my ride! (after a crash)
• What are you doing? Sleeping? (in traffic)
• Hey, can you move out of the way? (elderly male African American civilian in traffic)
• Come on, people. I ain't got all day. (elderly male African American civilian in traffic)
• Hey, I got places to go, you know. (male African American civilian in traffic)
• I'm in no mood for waiting. (male African American civilian in traffic)
• I've got build equipment to return! (in traffic)
• I'm in a real big rush, okay? (dorky male civilian in traffic)
• Listen, man, can you hurry it up?! (dorky male civilian in traffic)
• Don't make me late to school! (Hispanic worker in traffic)
• Would you please move? (Hispanic worker in traffic)
• Move that piece of shit! (Hispanic worker in traffic)
• Vamos, let's go! (Hispanic worker in traffic)
• Come on now, please. A little faster if you don't mind. (Hispanic worker in traffic)
• Oh dear, stuck again. (Hispanic worker in traffic)
• Always I'm getting stuck in this damn traffic. (Hispanic worker in traffic)
• Oops, my fault! (Hispanic worker after a crash/runover)
• Hey, stop playing in traffic, stupid. (elderly male civilian in traffic)
• Ho, get out of the road, idiot. (elderly male civilian in traffic)
• Hey, stupid. Move! (elderly male civilian in traffic)
• Hey, let's go, pal. Move it! (elderly male civilian in traffic)
• Are you gonna sit there all day? (elderly male civilian in traffic)
• Hey, come on, you're blocking traffic. (elderly male civilian in traffic)
• Move that fucking thing. (elderly male civilian in traffic)
• What seems to be the obstruction? (elderly male civilian in traffic)
• Can we get this moving, please? (elderly male civilian in traffic)
• Always we are waiting, hurry! (male tourist in traffic)
• Please, you're causing a traffic jam. (male tourist in traffic)
• Get out of the road. (male tourist in traffic)
• All this traffic is terrible. (male tourist in traffic)
• Can you hurry it please? (male tourist in traffic)
• Get off your cell and drive! (female fashionista civilian in traffic)
• Stop gawking and drive! (female fashionista civilian in traffic)
• Come on, I'm late! (female banker in traffic)
• Hey, dumbass! Move! (female banker in traffic)
• Come on! (female banker in traffic)
• Who I gotta blow to get traffic moving? (female banker in traffic)
• This traffic sucks! (female banker in traffic)
• Drive! Let's move! (female banker in traffic)
• Can we all get moving please? (socialite female civilian in traffic)
• Step on it! (socialite female civilian in traffic)
• I really hate all this waiting. (socialite female civilian in traffic)
• Is somebody lost or something? (socialite female civilian in traffic)
• What's the issue here? (socialite female civilian in traffic)
• Come on, I've got a casting in 10 minutes. (young female civilian in traffic)
• Ugh, so much for this fucking shortcut. (young female civilian in traffic)
• Anytime today would be great. (young female civilian in traffic)
• Don't tell me you're trying to park there. (young female civilian in traffic)
• Shit, I thought I was drunk. (young female civilian in traffic)
• I will squash you like a bug! (while fighting)
• Get away from me! (reacting to a carjacking)
• Hey! I'll put you on the fucking floor, cabron! (female Hispanic civilian)
• Pull your shit! I got places to be! (worker in traffic)
• Y'all making me late for my shift! (worker in traffic)
• Move! Boss gonna have my ass! (worker in traffic)
• Damn foreigners. Got no manners. (worker when bumped)
• That's considered rude in this country. (worker when being bumped)
• Respect my space, son. (worker when being bumped)
• I'mma ring your damn neck. (worker during a fight)
• Playtime's over, motherfucker! (worker during a fight)
• See? Now that's your ass! (worker during a fight)
• Woo, thought I was dead in a motherfucker! (worker)
• Ain't this a bitch?! (worker)
• Someone done fucked up! (worker)
• That was cold blooded! (worker)
• All over my brand new work boots! (worker)
• Oh shit! I need to get my eyes checked! (worker)
• Goddamn, that was straight out of a movie! (worker)
• Hey man, let me out of this thing! (worker when being kidnapped)
• Why you wanna kidnap me? (worker when being kidnapped)
• You can't kidnap no working man! (worker when being kidnapped)
• I was just trying to get to work! (worker when being kidnapped)
• I got mésos, you fucking idiot. (male Greek civilian when bumped into) (mesos = middle)
• What are you? Malaka or something? (male Greek civilian when bumped into)
• You nag me like a dirtish whore. (male Greek civilian when bumped into)
• I have many children in Greece, please! (male Greek civilian)
• I am stupid malaka, please! Don't kill! (male Greek civilian)
• I did not go from Greece to America to die! (male Greek civilian)
• Malaka, I beat you like dirtish whore! (male Greek civilian during a fight)
• I'm going to ring your neck, malaka! (male Greek civilian during a fight)
• I'm going to beat you to death there, malaka! (male Greek civilian during a fight)
• Malaka, your mother is a dirtish whore! (male Greek civilian during a fight)
• I'm a veteran of the Greek army, malaka! (male Greek civilian during a fight)
• I've never seen these things in Greece! (male Greek civilian)
• Get the fuck outta here! He's got a gun! (fat male Italian civilian)
• He's got a gun! (fat male Italian civilian)
• Not in the face! (fat male Italian civilian)
• Not in the face! Not in the face! (fat male Italian civilian)
• Where are those fucking feds when you need 'em? (fat male Italian civilian)
• You don't want to shoot me, I'm a made man! (fat male Italian civilian)
• You don't want to be doing this, pal. I'm a made man! (fat male Italian civilian when being kidnapped)
• Hey, buddy. Relax! Let's work something out here. (fat male Italian civilian when being kidnapped)
• You got balls, kid. I'll give you that much. (fat male Italian civilian when being kidnapped)
• Pull the fuck over! (fat male Italian civilian when being kidnapped)
• I'm still in the car, asshole! (fat male Italian civilian when being kidnapped)
• Mind your surroundings. (elderly male civilian when bumped into)
• Sorry, my man. (elderly male civilian when bumped into)
• Didn't see you there pal. (elderly male civilian when bumped into)
• Get the hell away from me! (elderly male civilian)
• Do I look like I want to fight? Go away! (elderly male civilian)
• The hell do you want to hit an old man for? (elderly male civilian)
• Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! (elderly male civilian)
• Ugh, I just crapped my pants. (elderly male civilian)
• Holy shit! He's got a gun! (elderly male civilian)
• Somebody, help me already! He's got a gun! (elderly male civilian)
• I'm an old man, leave me alone! (elderly male civilian)
• There goes my bladder! (elderly male civilian)
• If I were ten years younger, I'd break your face! (elderly male civilian when kidnapped)
• This town's fucking crazy! (elderly male civilian when kidnapped)
• What's wrong with you kids today?! (elderly male civilian when kidnapped)
• You high on meth?! (elderly male civilian when kidnapped)
• Lazy piece of shit, go buy your own car! (elderly male civilian when kidnapped)
• Oh, pardon me. (male Asian medic when bumped)
• Sorry. (male Asian medic when bumped)
• Hey! Careful! (male Asian medic when bumped)
• Yeah! (male Asian medic during a fight)
• Come on! Bring it! (male Asian medic during a fight)
• You don't scare me! (male Asian medic during a fight)
• You dumb animal! (male Asian medic during a fight)
• Here comes the pain! (male Asian medic during a fight)
• Okay, I'm sorry! (male Asian medic)
• You're crazy! (male Asian medic)
• Don't hurt me, I'm a doctor! (male Asian medic)
• Leave me alone! (male Asian medic)
• Don't hurt me! (dorky male civilian)
• Ahh! I'm still a virgin! (dorky male civilian)
• Don't shoot me! (dorky male civilian)
• Oh fuck, don't kill me! (dorky male civilian)
• What have I done to you?! (dorky male civilian)
• Just chill out! (dorky male civilian when kidnapped)
• Let me out, I won't call the cops! (dorky male civilian when kidnapped)
• I just shit my pants! (dorky male civilian when kidnapped)
• Help me! Somebody help me! (dorky male civilian when kidnapped)
• You gotta let me out! (dorky male civilian when kidnapped)
• Don't shoot! Don't shoot! (dorky male civilian)
• Ah! Get away from me! (dorky male civilian)
• Holy shit, a gun! (dorky male civilian)
• Dude, chillax. (dorky male civilian when bumped)
• Oh, yeah. Real afraid of you, mister alpha male. (dorky male civilian when bumped)
• What's your deal? (dorky male civilian when bumped)
• Jerkwad! (dorky male civilian)
• You think you're so fucking tough, huh? (dorky male civilian)
• Lay off, asshole! (dorky male civilian)
• Noob. (dorky male civilian when bumped)
• Lol. (dorky male civilian when bumped)
• Wtf. (dorky male civilian when bumped)
• Watch out! He's got a gun! (male janitor)
• Help me, somebody! (male janitor)
• Oh no, no! Please don't shoot! (male janitor)
• Call the police! He has to shoot a gun! (male tourist)
• Oh, please! Help me, somebody! (male Hispanic worker)
• Sorry, please! This man is trying to shoot me! (male Hispanic worker)
• Please call the police! This man is attempting to shoot me, I think! (male Hispanic worker)
• Oh, I am frightfully sorry, sir. (male Hispanic worker when bumped)
• Silly me, sir. Did I get in your way? (male Hispanic worker when bumped)
• Do excuse me. I was not paying proper attention. (male Hispanic worker when bumped)
• Why do you treat me like this? (male tourist when bumped)
• Please, do not push me around. (male tourist when bumped)
• My fault. (male tourist when bumped)
• Nein! Nein! (male tourist) (Nein! Nein! = No! No!)
• I got a club to run! See ya! (male Hispanic civilian)
• No esperaré, por favor! (male Hispanic civilian) (No wait, please!)
• Get down! He's gonna shoot! (male Hispanic civilian)
• Socorro! He's got a gun! (male Hispanic civilian) (socorro = help)
• Ouch! (female banker civilian when bumped)
• Nice one, asshole! (female banker civilian when bumped)
• Hey, watch it. (female banker civilian when bumped)
• Hey, say you're sorry! (female banker civilian when bumped)
• What a buttmunch! (female banker civilian when bumped)
• Whatever, asshole. (female banker civilian)
• Wow, you are a lonely creep. (female banker civilian)
• Don't kill me! (female banker civilian)
• This isn't happening! (female banker civilian)
• You're insane! (female banker civilian)
• I don't want to fight! (female banker civilian)
• Screw you! (female banker civilian)
• Help! This psycho's after me! (female banker civilian)
• I'm gonna call the cops! (female banker civilian when kidnapped)
• What are you doing, freak?! (female banker civilian when kidnapped)
• You're that serial killer, aren't you?! (female banker civilian when kidnapped)
• Oh, please don't! I'm on my period! (female banker civilian when kidnapped)
• Please don't hurt me! (female banker civilian when kidnapped)
• Hey! (female fashionista civilian when bumped)
• Woah! (female fashionista civilian when bumped)
• Watch it! (female fashionista civilian when bumped)
• Easy! (female fashionista civilian when bumped)
• Careful! (female fashionista civilian when bumped)
• Get out of my way! (female fashionista civilian)
• Help! Help! Let me through! (female fashionista civilian)
• Get the fuck away from me! (female fashionista civilian)
• Leave me alone! (female fashionista civilian)
• Get the fuck off me! (female fashionista civilian)
• I'll do anything, please let me out! (female fashionista civilian when kidnapped)
• Let me out! I won't tell anybody! (female fashionista civilian when kidnapped)
• Let me go! I'll stay quiet, I swear! (female fashionista civilian when kidnapped)
• Where are you taking me?! (female fashionista civilian when kidnapped)
• Just don't hurt me, okay?! (female fashionista civilian when kidnapped)
• Freaking unbelievable. (fat female civilian when bumped)
• Stop breathing on me, creep. (fat female civilian when bumped)
• Oh, you better apologize. (fat female civilian when bumped)
• Dumb asshole! (fat female civilian)
• You can't hit a girl! (fat female civilian)
• Oh, yeah?! Real tough, huh?! (fat female civilian)
• Drive me home, now! (fat female civilian when kidnapped)
• Did my sister put you up to this?! (fat female civilian when kidnapped)
• Okay, you're testing me now! (fat female civilian when kidnapped)
• I'm gonna be one bitchy hostage! (fat female civilian when kidnapped)
• Yeah, sorry. (fat female civilian when bumped)
• Excuse me, alright? (fat female civilian when bumped)
• Okay. Yeah. (fat female civilian when bumped)
• Get away from me! (fat female civilian)
• Screw you! (fat female civilian)
• Oh yeah, beat the fat girl! (fat female civilian)
• Hey. What's with the attitude? (fat female civilian when bumped)
• Screw you, asshole. (fat female civilian when bumped)
• Hey. What are you doing? (fat female civilian when bumped)
• Just leave me alone! (fat female civilian)
• Give me a fucking break! (fat female civilian)
• I've had it with all this shit! (fat female civilian)
• What are you so angry about? (socialite female civilian)
• Hey, you need to chill. (socialite female civilian)
• Why did you walk into me? (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Eww, don't touch. (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Ew, you smell bad. (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Excuse me, can I get through? (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Why don't you watch where you're going. (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Get your hands away from me. (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Ahh! I'm being attacked! (socialite female civilian)
• Somebody help me! (socialite female civilian)
• Leave me alone! (socialite female civilian)
• Get away from me, you psycho! (socialite female civilian)
• Don't hurt me! (socialite female civilian)
• Help! (socialite female civilian)
• You crazy bastard! (socialite female civilian)
• Oh, what the fuck are you doing?! (socialite female civilian when kidnapped)
• Ah! Let me out! (socialite female civilian when kidnapped)
• Oh, Jesus! No! (socialite female civilian when kidnapped)
• Ah! Please stop the car! (socialite female civilian when kidnapped)
• Please! Somebody help me! (socialite female civilian when kidnapped)
• Say you're sorry. (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Easy, sleezoid. (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Watch it, turdface. (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Aw, trauma! (socialite female civilian)
• Not my pretty face! (socialite female civilian)
• Violence hell! (socialite female civilian)
• Excuse me. (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Unbelievable. (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• Who are you? (socialite female civilian when bumped)
• No fucking way! (socialite female civilian)
• I can't believe this! (socialite female civilian)
• Fuck off! (socialite female civilian)
• Don't you have any manners? You hit me. (female tourist when bumped)
• That man bumped into me. You know, you pushed me, you pig. (female tourist when bumped)
• That man just pushed me and felt my bottom. (female tourist when bumped)
• Let me out of here! (female tourist when kidnapped)
• I pray for you! I pray for you! (female tourist when kidnapped)
• Please, let me go! Please! (female tourist when kidnapped)
• Help me! (female tourist when kidnapped)
• Oh my gosh! (female tourist when kidnapped)
• Did you just feel my breast? (young female civilian when bumped)
• Subtle, real subtle. (young female civilian when bumped)
• Dirty old man! (young female civilian when bumped)
• Hey, watch the fake tan. (young female civilian when bumped)
• What am I? A jerk magnet? (young female civilian when bumped)
• Why does everyone think it's okay to touch me? (young female civilian when bumped)
• I'm so above this! (young female civilian)
• This face is my livelihood! (young female civilian)
• I can't afford to mess up this smile! (young female civilian)
• I've gotta get myself an entourage! (young female civilian)
• Fasting and fighting don't mix! (young female civilian)
• You like beating up young girls?! (young female civilian)
• Next time, I'm gonna scratch your eyes out! (young female civilian)
• Take him out! (young female civilian)
• Please, don't shoot! (young female civilian)
• Let's just talk about this, okay?! (young female civilian when kidnapped)
• Help! I've been kidnapped! (young female civilian when kidnapped)
• My dad will pay you. (young female civilian when kidnapped)
• You don't need a hostage! (young female civilian when kidnapped)
• Are you that guy who's been stalking me?! (young female civilian when kidnapped)
• Where are you taking me?! (young female civilian when kidnapped)
• This is like so rude! (young female civilian when bumped)
• Like, unbelievable! (young female civilian when bumped)
• Hello? (young female civilian when bumped)
• Help me, like for real! (young female civilian)
• No way! (young female civilian)
• Shit! Fight! (young female civilian)
• Ahh, he's gonna kill me! (young female civilian)
• Ahh, that like a real gun?! (young female civilian)
• Jesus, grow a radar or something. (young female civilian when bumped)
• Hey, can you at least apologize? (young female civilian when bumped)
• Wow, that hurt. (young female civilian when bumped)
• Why would you do that? (young female civilian)
• Hey, come on! That's not cool! (young female civilian)
• Stop it! That's nasty! (young female civilian)
• Oh my God! Daddy was right! (young female civilian)
• Get out of the way! (female civilian in traffic)
• I've got a salon appointment, come on! (female civilian in traffic)
• Move it! (female civilian in traffic)
• Let's go, people! (female civilian in traffic)
• This town sucks! (female civilian in traffic)
• Hey, I'm late to work! (female civilian in traffic)
• Go sit on a park bench. (female civilian)
• Watch the fabric, buddy. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Hey! (female civilian when bumped into)
• You bumped my tits. (female civilian when bumped into)
• I'm not just eye-candy, you loser! (female civilian during a fight)
• You're toe-polished, loser! (female civilian during a fight)
• These well manicured nails can scratch too! (female civilian during a fight)
• I don't need mace to blind you! (female civilian during a fight)
• Why do I live in this town?! (female civilian)
• I thought this city would be cleaned up! (female civilian)
• I'm getting out of here! (female civilian)
• This is crazy! (female civilian)
• This is just like a TV show! (female civilian when being kidnapped)
• Oh no! Don't take me back to your hideout! (female civilian when being kidnapped)
• You're a lunatic! (female civilian when being kidnapped)
• Get me out of here! (female civilian when being kidnapped)
• No manners. (female civilian when bumped into)
• You're fuckin' rude. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Puhlease. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Get off me! (female civilian)
• This is not okay! (female civilian)
• I'm calling my brother! (female civilian)
• Excuse me. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Excuse you. (female civilian when bumped into)
• I beg your pardon. (female civilian when bumped into)
• You people are all assholes! (female civilian)
• You're a loser! (female civilian)
• Stupid loser! (female civilian)
• Excuse me. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Sorry. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Pardon me. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Oops. (female civilian when bumped into)
• My fault! (female civilian when bumped into)
• You had to push it, didn't you?! (female civilian during a fight)
• You wanted a fight? You got one! (female civilian during a fight)
• You aren't gonna be happy unless I knock you cold, huh?! (female civilian during a fight)
• Don't blame me when you wake up in the hospital! (female civilian during a fight)
• You've asked for this! (female civilian during a fight)
• I'm so gonna teach you a lesson! (female civilian during a fight)
• Get me out of here! (female civilian when being kidnapped)
• Get out now and I won't call the police! (female civilian when being kidnapped)
• What is your problem?! (female civilian when being kidnapped)
• You are one sick dude! (female civilian when being kidnapped)
• This is so messed up! (female civilian when being kidnapped)
• You can't do this to me! (female civilian when being carjacked)
• Help! I'm being molested! (female civilian when being carjacked)
• No! A fraction of a second later! (female civilian after a crash/runover)
• Shit! What's the probability of that?! (female civilian after a crash/runover)
• Fuck! One problem after another! (female civilian after a crash/runover)
• Get out of the road! (female civilian in traffic)
• Get a move on! (female civilian in traffic)
• Move it! (female civilian in traffic)
• Shift your ass! (female civilian in traffic)
• Typical man! (female civilian when bumped into)
• Ow, I hate men! (female civilian when bumped into)
• Chauvinist pig! (female civilian when bumped into)
• All my life, people have put me down! (female civilian during a fight)
• So what if I'm different?! (female civilian during a fight)
• People think they can walk all over me! (female civilian during a fight)
• This is for every person who ever bullied me! (female civilian during a fight)
• I refuse to be a victim any longer! (female civilian during a fight)
• You think I can't stand up for myself?! (female civilian during a fight)
• He's got a gun! (female civilian)
• What? You didn't see me? (female civilian when bumped into)
• Sorry, clumsiness goes with the way. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Ugh, that's gonna bruise like hell. (female civilian when bumped into)
• Leave me alone, alright?! (female civilian during a fight)
• Please, stop it! (female civilian during a fight)
• Please, stop this! (female civilian during a fight)
• Please, not this! (female civilian during a fight)
• Police, help! (female civilian during a fight)
• Stop…! (female civilian during a fight)
• Cuidado, you clumsy fuck. (female Hispanic civilian when bumped)
• Let's do this shit, mamahuevo! (female Hispanic civilian during a fight) (mamahuevo = cocksucker)
• Great, take a nap in the middle of the street, why don't ya?! (female punk civilian in traffic)
• Wake up! (female punk civilian in traffic)
• Hello?! (female punk civilian in traffic)
• I don't have time for this! (female punk civilian in traffic)
• Let's go! (female punk civilian in traffic)
• What are you waiting for?! Move it! (female punk civilian in traffic)
• I don't have all day, come on! (female punk civilian in traffic)
• Patience is not my fucking virtue! (female punk civilian in traffic)
• Hitting a girl, that's great. (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• You know, that wasn't necessary. (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• Watch it! (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• What are you doing? (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• Hey! (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• Look where you're going! (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• I'm more punk than you! (female punk civilian during a fight)
• Douchebag! (female punk civilian during a fight)
• You disgust me! (female punk civilian during a fight)
• Come on! (female punk civilian during a fight)
• Dickface! (female punk civilian)
• I'll be back, douche! (female punk civilian)
• Yeah, yeah! Whatever, asshole! (female punk civilian)
• Screw you! (female punk civilian)
• Motherfucker! (female punk civilian)
• Stop the car, or I'll kick your face in! (female punk civilian when being kidnapped)
• No, no, no! Fuck this! (female punk civilian when being kidnapped)
• Let me out, man! (female punk civilian when being kidnapped)
• What do you want from me?! (female punk civilian when being kidnapped)
• Stop right now! (female punk civilian when being kidnapped)
• Oh no, this is my first friggin' car! (female punk after a crash/runover)
• What's happening? Like, what's happening? (female punk civilian in traffic)
• This road is for everybody, you know. (female punk civilian in traffic)
• Hey, I wanna drive, not hang, baby. (female punk civilian in traffic)
• You trying something? (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• You broke my nail, motherfucker. (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• Mind your clumsy ass. (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• Freak that bullshit, baby! (female punk civilian)
• That's so uncool, man! (female punk civilian)
• You is crazy! (female punk civilian)
• Don't you try and grope me! (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• Hey, get your hands off me! (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• Don't you push me! (female punk civilian when bumped into)
• Keep away from me! (female punk civilian)
• Stay the fuck away from me! (female punk civilian)
• Don't fucking hit me! (female punk civilian)
• Heyyy, handsome. (prostitute when bumped)
• So what? You wanna date? (prostitute when bumped)
• Excuse me, sweet thang. (prostitute when bumped)
• You picked the wrong diva today, baby! (prostitute during a fight)
• Sweet heavens above, you! You are dead! (prostitute during a fight)
• Cause I'm gonna take a piss in your ass with me, baby! (prostitute during a fight)
• Taste it, baby! Put your face all up in it! (prostitute during a fight)
• Give it up, fool! (prostitute during a fight)
• Please. Sir, let me out. I'll do anything. (prostitute when being kidnapped)
• Help! Sweet heavens above, please help me! (prostitute when being kidnapped)
• I will do anything for you, sir. (prostitute when being kidnapped)
• LET ME OUT! (prostitute when being kidnapped)
• Let me out, out, out! (prostitute when being kidnapped)
• Touch me again, it's gonna cost you. (prostitute when bumped)
• You can't grab a piece of meat for free! (prostitute when bumped)
• Watch where you're going, sugar! (prostitute when bumped)
• This hoe will kick your ass! (prostitute during a fight)
• I'm gonna fuck you up! (prostitute during a fight)
• Bitches never fight fair! (prostitute during a fight)
• I'm better at fighting than fucking! (prostitute during a fight)
• Take that, sugar! (prostitute during a fight)
• Girls know how to fight! (prostitute during a fight)
• Damn, I come across the freakiest motherfuckers. (prostitute when bumped)
• Another dick, another dollar. (prostitute when bumped)
• You can't find no better heftier than this, sugar. (prostitute when bumped)
• This is how I get down! (prostitute during a fight)
• Let's get it in, motherfucker! (prostitute during a fight)
• You're irking me, asshole! (prostitute during a fight)
• You done fucked up! (prostitute during a fight)
• I will bust your ass! (prostitute during a fight)
• Hey, you gotta pay if you want to fill me up. (prostitute when bumped into)
• Watch where you're going. (prostitute when bumped into)
• That's gonna cost a buck. (prostitute when bumped into)
• You want my heel in your ass?! (prostitute during a fight)
• I'll tear your eyeballs out! (prostitute during a fight)
• You pussy! (prostitute during a fight)
• If you hit me harder, I might start to get turned on! (prostitute during a fight)
• Only my pimps are allowed to hit me! (prostitute during a fight)
• Now I'm gonna bitch slap you! (prostitute during a fight)
• Take that! (prostitute during a fight)
• Come on! COME ON! (prostitute during a fight)
• Let me outta this car, you dirty asshole! (prostitute when being kidnapped)
• Let me out, you limp dick maggot! (prostitute when being kidnapped)
• Get away from me, you sad fuck! (prostitute when being kidnapped)
• I hate men like you! (prostitute when being kidnapped)
• Soliciting? I'm an escort. (prostitute when being arrested)
• Look, don't touch. (prostitute when bumped into)
• You couldn't afford me. (prostitute when bumped into)
• Watch the merchandise, asshole. (prostitute when bumped into)
• No fucking way. (prostitute during a fight)
• Oh, I don't believe this. (prostitute during a fight)
• I'm not tussling like some cheap trick. (prostitute during a fight)
• You stay away from the face. (prostitute during a fight)
• I just had my nails done! (prostitute during a fight)
• You think I'm some nickel and dime hooker? (prostitute during a fight)
• Hey, let me go! I'll blow you! (prostitute when being arrested)
• Look out, asshole! (prostitute when bumped into)
• Don't fucking touch me! (prostitute when bumped into)
• Get the fuck away from me! (prostitute when bumped into)
• I'll scratch your fucking eyes out! (prostitute during a fight)
• You don't scare me! (prostitute during a fight)
• You couldn't hurt a flea?! (prostitute during a fight)
• I'm gonna claw your eyes out! (prostitute during a fight)
• You're fucking pathetic! (prostitute during a fight)
• I'm gonna make you scream! (prostitute during a fight)
• Oh, wow, yeah. I'm so hot for you now. (female nurse)
• You'll never get an ass as nice as this. (female nurse)
• I bet you have a small penis. (female nurse)
• Time to empty the bed cans! (female nurse)
• Hey, yeah. Can I get past? (female nurse)
• Just fuck off, alright? (female nurse)
• Watch it. (female nurse when bumped into)
• Sorry. (female nurse when bumped into)
• Excuse me. (female nurse when bumped into)
• Look out. (female nurse when bumped into)
• Pardon me. (female nurse when bumped into)
• Excuse me, sorry! (female nurse when bumped into)
• I ain't afraid of you! (female nurse during a fight)
• You don't scare me! (female nurse during a fight)
• Do your worst! (female nurse during a fight)
• You're just a violent asshole! (female nurse during a fight)
• HELP! (female nurse)
• Stop, please! You win! (female nurse)
• You psycho, leave me alone! (female nurse)
• Get your hands off me! (female nurse)
• Get off me, psycho! (female nurse)
• Run away! He's got a gun! (female nurse)
• You gotta let me out! (female nurse when being kidnapped)
• Let me go! (female nurse when being kidnapped)
• This can't be happening to me, I'm a nice person! (female nurse when being kidnapped)
• Let me out! LET ME OUT! (female nurse when being kidnapped)
• Please, don't hurt me! (female nurse when being kidnapped)

Brazilian drug dealer

• Caralho, he's got a gun! (caralho = fuck)
• Get the fuck out of the road!
• Vai, vai, mermão, get your fucking move on! (Go, go, dude, get your fucking move on!)
• Vamo, vamo, move it! (Let's go, let's go, move it!)
• What the fuck are you doing?
• Vai tomar no teu cu, porra! (Fuck off, crap!)
• Não enche meu saco, não, asshole! (Don't pester me, asshole!)
• Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to fucking hell!)
• Filho da puta! (Son of a bitch!)
• Caralho, you are dead, asshole! (caralho = fuck)
• No! I just fucking stole this fucking car!
• Caralho! (Fuck!)
• Porra! (Crap!)
• Puta que pariu! (Damn it!)
• Caralho, meu irmão, eu vou te meter a porrada, amigo! (Fuck, bro, I'm gonna beat you up, friend!)
• I'm going to fuck you up!
• I hope you have got a lot of cash on you!
• This is the best part of my day!
• You picked the wrong malandro to fuck with! (malandro = young and sly criminal)
• I am fucking charged right now!
• Tá maluco?! Tá maluco!? (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!)
• Fucking psycho!
• Fuck! He's gonna do me! He's gonna do me!
• I'll rip your face off, motherfucker!
• I'll cut you up, asshole!
• Filho da puta, I'll kill you! (filho da puta = son of a bitch)
• Nobody fucks with my ride!
• You can't play a malandro, asshole! (malandro = young and sly criminal)
• Caralho! That's fucked up, man! (caralho = fuck)
• Que porra é essa? Que porra é essa? Get away from here! (What the fuck is this shit?)

Brazilian drug dealer (second voice)

• You some kind of tarado? Back up!
• Hey gringo, do you know where I can find some grana?
• Merda!
• Caralho!
• Babaca!
• I'm gonna take all your grana, seu babaca!
• Do you like porradas, asshole?
• I'm on crack, I can't feel pain.
• I've spent all my grana on craque.
• Do you like I kick you in the saco, asshole?
• Dude, do you like I kick you in the saco, pentelho?
• Don't shoot! I'm just a dirty zé-ninguém!
• Please, I didn't steal no drogas, honest!
• Foda-se! This guy's gonna kill me!
• Caralho, that must be some good craque!

Tramps

• This isn't pinball!
• Fuck, where am I?
• Robot manjuice!
• We're being invaded!
• More trauma before your momma!
• Well, queef a dog balloon!
• I'll sue your ass!
• That's not my teacup!
• No, you aliens just want my sperm!
• The ship is descending, I gots to escape!
• I'll get you next time, reptilian!
• Cheezy vaginas!
• You see?! Reptilian death ray, gotta be!
• Oh no! And they killed another truth seeker!
• You all need to wake up! Aliens is among us!
• You is all sperm-based for aliens, I'll flock the sheep!
• Don't be passing aliens on to me, you chief. (when bumped into)
• Mommy, is that you inside that man? (when bumped into)
• It's my sperm. Not yours, alien. (when bumped into)
• Mommy. I'm so sorry for killing you, mommy. (when bumped into)
• Psst. Reptilians are taking over, passing on. (when bumped into)
• Don't you got a home to go to? (when bumped into)
• Can't you see I'm urinating here? (when bumped into)
• Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dead venison. (when bumped into)
• I just need one more fix. (when bumped into)
• Can't find good dope no more. (when bumped into)
• Fuck rehab. (when bumped into)
• I wanna see arms removed! (when seeing a fist fight)
• I'mma beat that mask off your reptilian face! (in a fight)
• That's it, mommy! I'm whooping you back to the grave! (in a fight)
• It's time I stood up to you reptilians! (in a fight)
• Stop haunting me, mom! Or I'll whoop you again! (in a fight)
• You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien! (in a fight)
• I'mma beat my momma's spirit out ya! (in a fight)
• You ain't taking me alive, reptilian! (in a fight)
• Mommy, this is for all the years of abuse! (in a fight)
• Yeah, this is what I'm talking about! (in a fight)
• I'm gonna knock you out and I'm gonna French kiss ya! (in a fight)
• I've got a belly full of petrol and ready to dance! (in a fight)
• Those clothes are gonna look real good on me! (in a fight)
• Give me five dollars, you can do more than hit me! (in a fight)
• I've been fighting all my life! (in a fight)
• I ain't taking no L! (in a fight)
• No way you're gonna punk me! (in a fight)
• I ain't nobody's bitch! (in a fight)
• I'm fucking crazy! (in a fight)
• You sorry motherfucker! (in a fight)

Taxi Drivers

• Where do you want to go?
• On our way, and don't play with the windows.
• Hey, you pay. I'll speed all day.
• Hold on, I'm hauling ass!
• Hey, whatever man. Meter's running.
• Okay, here we are. Bucko.
• Can't catch you any closer, bud.
• Please, man! I wanna live! (when kidnapped)
• Oh, God! I'm dead! (when kidnapped)
• Why you doing this?! (when kidnapped)
• Let me out, I'll pay ya! (when kidnapped)
• Oh no! Oh no! Stop! (when kidnapped)
• Divorced and raped by a stranger! (when kidnapped)
• So, where to?
• Okay then, here we go.
• Okay!
• If you say so!
• Make your mind up.
• Here we are, then.
• Where can I take you?
• I know a fun way to go.
• Now we're talking!
• You're speaking my language, now.
• What? Aw, man. Okay, fine.
• Here we are.
• The fascists won't let me drive there, but I can let you off nearby if that's okay.
• This is too crazy! (when kidnapped)
• I'm gonna blow up any second here! (when kidnapped)
• You've picked the wrong guy for this! (when kidnapped)
• Not again! (when kidnapped)
• Enough is enough! (when kidnapped)
• Where to?
• Alright then, let's do it.
• Okay, hold on then, daredevil.
• Okay, just put on your seatbelt.
• Sure thing, it's your dime.
• Here we are.
• This is as far as I can go, okay?
• This is a gag, right? (when kidnapped)
• How fucking hot! (when kidnapped)
• This is on hidden camera, right? (when kidnapped)
• Okay, okay. You caught me! Slow down now! (when kidnapped)
• I have cash, just pull over! (when kidnapped)
• Sit back and enjoy the ride. (African American)
• Where you going, man? (African American)
• As soon as I'm finished, I'm going home to blow some heads and beat up coochie. (African American)
• Sorry about the smell, I just laid some gas in here. (African American)
• Jill Von Crastenburg and them booty cutters, I'd do something special with that. (African American)
• I hear you. (African American)
• You got it. (African American)
• Whatever, dude. Meter's running. (African American)
• Here we are, that's a wrap. (African American)
• I can't get you any closer than this. (African American)
• What a headfuck! (when kidnapped)
• Let me out, man. (when kidnapped)
• You gonna get us killed! (when kidnapped)
• I'm just a stoner, I ain't no use to you! (when kidnapped)
• Where are you taking me?! (when kidnapped)
• Where you go? (Chinese)
• We drive this direction. (Chinese)
• I accelerate with gladness. (Chinese)
• I rather try an opportunity for speed. (Chinese)
• We change direction now. Never mind. (Chinese)
• You are delivered here. (Chinese)
• I go no further, you pay now. (Chinese)
• Hey, where are you going, man? (Dominican)
• You got it. (Dominican)
• Sure, man. This is the fastest cab in town. (Dominican)
• No problem, I live for this shit. (Dominican)
• Hey, the customer's always right. (Dominican)
• Here we are, man. End of the line. (Dominican)
• Sorry, man. This is the closest I can get you. (Dominican)
• Pull over, man! (when kidnapped)
• I've got some weed! (when kidnapped)
• Let me out, I won't talk! (when kidnapped)
• Take a minute, man. Cool down! (when kidnapped)
• Get out of the car, pendejo! (when kidnapped)
• Come on, you don't need me! (when kidnapped)
• Where do you want to go, hefe? (hefe = boss) (Hispanic)
• Nobody knows this city better than me. (Hispanic)
• Get ready for a wild ride! (Hispanic)
• This is gonna be fun! (Hispanic)
• No problem, it's your money. (Hispanic)
• This is it, mi compadre. We're here. (mi compadre = my friend) (Hispanic)
• This is as far as I can go, man. (Hispanic)
• Ah! Why me?! (when kidnapped)
• I've got no money, man! (when kidnapped)
• Where are we going?! (when kidnapped)
• Just kill me and get it over with! (when kidnapped)
• I've got high blood pressure! (when kidnapped)
• Hey, buddy. Where are you heading? (Italian)
• Sure thing, we'll be there in no time. (Italian)
• You don't have to tell me twice! (Italian)
• Make your fucking mind up. (Italian)
• Here we are. (Italian)
• This is as far as we go. (Italian)
• Where can I take you? (Japanese)
• Good as gold. (Japanese)
• Understood! (Japanese)
• Now, you're talking! (Japanese)
• You're the captain. (Japanese)
• This is it. (Japanese)
• I can't get any closer than this, so I have to drop you off right here. (Japanese)
• Where I take you? (Russian)
• Okay. (Russian)
• You in hurry, huh? (Russian)
• Okay, hold tight. (Russian)
• Okay, I go faster. (Russian)

Street Vendors

• Deeeelicous burgers!
• Burgers! Please bite into my buns.
• Hotdogs! Moist and meaty!
• I'm just an innocent bystander!
• Warm round nuts right here!
• Big warn nuts for you!
• My nuts...are the best.
• Have a good day!
• Nuts! Nuts! Nuts in a sack.
• Stick your teeth into my nuts.
• Burgers! Fresh yesterday!

Italians

During fights

• Don't try to make this exciting, pal!
• You are going down, my friend!
• You are locked in, my friend!
• Say good night forever, asshole!
• I've had enough of you!
• There's nowhere to go, motherfucker! You're surrounded!
• He's going down, now!
• I'll put a screwdriver through your eye!
• You're about to be my bitch!
• I like dismembering people!
• Come on, asshole!
• This is gonna be fun!
• Chicken shit cocksucker!
• You're fucking dead!
• You need fucking anger management!
• I'm sending you to the hospital!
• Asshole!
• You're going down!

Koreans

During fights

• He's going down!
• I got him in my sights!
• I'm gonna fucking fuck you!
• Now you're fucked!
• You wanna run away now?!
• Go on! Hit me really hard!
• I'm gonna kick your head in!
• There's no way out, motherfucker!
• Look around, you're fucked now, asshole!
• I never get tired of this shit!
• This is what gets me out of bed in the morning!
• You're a fucking nobody!
• You must get beat up a lot!
• This won't be the last fisting I'll do today!
• Give me one last look on your face!
• What you got?!
• Yeah, let's do it!
• Pussy!
• That's it?
• Come on!
• I'm gonna open your head, and eat your brain!
• Wanna watch yourself bleed to death?!
• Let me show your eye sockets my fingertips!
• You'd have to tell me how fingers feel on the brain!
• You look like you bleed a lot!
• I guess you're totally fucked!

Russians

During fights

• Die, you sorry son-of-a-bitch!
• I've got you now!
• Now you go down!
• Of course...of course!
• Hahahaha, how do you want to die, sweetheart?
• You're in my sight now!
• Yeah, face me, cowboy!
• I'm going to enjoy this!
• You're surrounded!
• Fuck me, aaaaah!
• Finally you punks of saints!
• Die, motherfucker!
• Not so confident now, asshole!
• This's the part we kill you.
• I've got'n lock on you!
• Your goose is cooked, big man!
• Seychas ty u menya uyebishche! (Russian: Сейчас ты у меня, уёбище! – Now I will show you, you motherfucker!)Now I will show you, you motherfucker!)The sentence is constructed incorrectly because it is said with emotion. The literal translation is as follows: Now I will you, you motherfucker!
• Getya shesmirovo badla!
• Oh yeah?!
• Take cover!
• I have you in my sight now.
• We've fucking got you now!
• Ubyu tebya! (Russian: Убью тебя! – (I) will kill you!)
• Say GOODBYE!
• That's it. Stay right there.
• Hahaha, you're dumb like a chicken!
• Hey my bitch, eat some hard metal!
• Say hi to Ivan the Terrible for me!
• Goodbye to you!
• You have got me! You have got me!
• Have I covered you, coward?
• No, don't kill me, I'm not a bad person! (After being harmed seriously by any means)
• It's over yes? You are the HERO!

Spanish Lords

During fights

• Now you're scared, right?!
• You're bringing me back to the old me!
• You want violence? You got violence!
• You better not snitch, bitch!
• Disrespect me?
• You think you're gonna win? You ain't!
• You're getting served like a Cluckin Bell!
• You can't fight for shit, homes!
• All this kicking your ass, is making me hungry!
• Damn, you even gonna hit me back, homes?
• Shit, you're boring me, ese!
• You know me? Mamahuevo!
• You think you hard? Motherfucker!
• You think you're tough?!
• Fuck you, mamahuevo!
• You look just like my culo. (culo = asshole)
• You ever been punched in the throat before?
• Did you forget the deodorant this morning?
• I'm telling you now, I'm one sick motherfucker!
• If I knock your teeth out, will you give me a blowjob?
• Yo mama's not even gonna recognize you!
• I'm sure I beat your ass last week!
• I ain't get this pretty by losing fights!
• You don't know whether to hit me or to suck me off!
• Is that all you got?
• You're so out of your fucking league!
• Must be hard being that ugly!
• I could shoot you, but this is more fun!
• Let's get this over with!
• Vamos! Let's throw this down!
• Where do you want your new asshole?!

Restaurants

Female

• Hello, welcome to Cluckin' Bell how can I help you?
• Bye, thanks for eating at Burger Shot.
• Thanks!
• Byeeee!
• Hi welcome to Cluckin' Bell, what can I get for you?
• Hi, what can I get you?
• Ayeeee, get outta here man!
• Hi welcome to Burger Shot, how can I help you?
• Goodbye, have a nice day!
• No way! I ain't giving you no more food!
• I ain't serving you no more!
• Yes? What can I get you?
• Aye <german?> that's is disgusting!
• Hi. How can I help you?
• Hello? Are you ready to order?
• Gracias!
• 'Ere you go.
• 'Ere it is!
• Goodbyeee.
• There!
• Thanks for choosing Burger Shots where the BURGERS are bleeding tasty.
• <German?> I gotta clean that shit up!

Male

• Welcome to Burger Shot, motherfuckeeeer!
• Here's the nasty garbage you ordered!
• Bonne apetit! [sniffs]. Motherfucker!
• Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I get you a bucket of chicken?
• I mean I wouldn't eat it...but [hesitates] here you go!
• You look hungry man! What can I getcha?
• Thanks for Cluckin', we'll see ya again soon!
• Hey man what can I getcha?
• Thanks dog.
• Thanks!
• Hey, thanks for coming in Cluckin' Bell!
• You need help or...y-you good?
• You must got an iron stomach, doggg...
• Burger Shot! B-bu! What's up?
• Yooo what'cha need dog?
• Thanks for comin' in Burget Shot!
• Burger Shot! Holla back!
• Cluckin' Bell! Whaddup?
• Ma dude! You ODs on that bullshit!
• That's why I don't eat this shit!

Extras

• I dropped this in the kitchen.
• Enjoy! Try not to puke!
• Thanks for helping us make food fast.
• Hi. It's my real pleasure to serve you (sarcastic).
• Welcome.
• Here you go! Binge away!
• Enjoy your meal, fatso!
• You look famous! Can I help you?
• Well, hello. Food in a hand job!
• Hi. Can I serve you?
• Bye! Come gorge again!

Law enforcement

LCPD

Megaphone Quotes

Liberty City

• Get out of the car!
• Get out!
• Out of the car now!
• I. WILL. PURSUE. ON. FOOT!
• I'm coming...after you.
• You betta' stop runnin'!
• Pull over! Asshole!
• L.C.P.D! Let's slow it down!
• Pull the car...to the side!
• Last time! PULL OVER!
• I'm not fucking kidding, asshole!
• Please exit the vehicle with your hands in the air!
• LCPD! Leave the car nice and slow!
• POLICE! outta the car! Hands above your head!
• Stay where you are, LCPD!
• LCPD son, don't you run now.
• POLICE! Hold it right there!
• LCPD people... clear the streets.
• Police! Get outta the way people!
• Police pursuit, clear the streets!
• Pull over.
• LCPD, pull over the vehicle.
• Pull over NOW! Or I will use force!
• I'll say it again, pull over now, or I will use force!
• Step outta the car now.
• Now I want you to exit the vehicle.
• Slowly... get out of your car.
• Okay, you've ASKED for it!
• You can run, but you can't hide!
• Do NOT make me get out of this car.
• Pull over, NOW!
• I order you to stop that vehicle!
• Pull over now, you have been warned.
• Pull over, now!
• Pull over the vehicle now.
• Step out of the car.
• Please get out of the vehicle.
• Get out of your vehicle now.
• Now you really pissed me off.
• I'm that badass vegan that your mom warned you about.
• You' about to experience pain on a WHOLE new level!
• Pull over to the side of the road.
• This is the LCPD, pull over, now!
• Pull over, this is the police.
• Pull over, or we'll shoot your tires out!
• Pull over or we will use force!
• Please step out of the vehicle.
• Slowly remove yourself from the vehicle.
• Unfasten your seatbelt and get out of the car.
• Pull over.
• Pull over to the side of the road.
• Park your vehicle and turn the engine off.
• If you don't pull over, I will pull you over.
• Pull over now, or I will be forced to take action.
• Get out of your car, slowly.
• Slowly, get out of the car.
• Get out of the car, no sudden moves.
• LCPD, pull over.
• Pull over! Police!
• Drive to one side and park your vehicle.
• LCPD, this is your final warning to pull over!
• Pull over and stop your vehicle, this is your final warning!
• Get outta the vehicle nice and slow (deeper voice).
• Ease outta that junk heap, right now.
• Hey, shit stain! Step where we can see ya.
• Don't make me come after you!
• Will you come the hell back?
• Hey! Where you're going? Hello?
• Stop the vehicle and pull over.
• Pull over, you maniac!
• Okay shit stain, pull over!
• If you don't stop, I'll be very mad.
• Did you frigging hear me, asshole?!
• Hey shit dick, outta the car!
• You hear me? Step out slow.
• Let's get out of the car, okay?
• I will chase you on foot!
• Don't make me sweat!
• I guess we're gonna have us a chase!
• Pull that shitheap over.
• Side of the road, stupid.
• Get to the curb before I get angry.
• I'm warning you, PULL OVER!
• You're trying my patience, pull over.
• Please get out of your car.
• Get out of the car slowly.
• Shit, I gotta get outta my car?
• I don't need a car to get you, idiot.
• I'm still gonna get you.
• Get off the street everyone!
• We've got an emergency situation, clear the streets.
• All civilians must clear the streets.
• Please pull over.
• Pull over to the side of the road.
• Pull over.
• Police, this is your last warning! Pull over!
• Are you stupid? Pull over!
• Out of the vehicle, no sudden movements.
• Slowly exit the vehicle, please.
• Come on, don't make me chase you!
• Don't even think about making me run!
• You know running's only gonna make it worse!
• Police, please pull over, now!
• LCPD, please put your vehicle to the side of the road.
• PULL OVER! PULL OVER NOW!
• This is your final warning! Pull over now!
• I will use force, pull your vehicle over now!
• This is the LCPD, pull over now! (rare)
• This is the LCPD, get out of the car, and place your hands...on the roof. (rare)
• Please step out of the car and place your hands on the roof. (rare)
• Get out of the car slowly...and put your hands on the roof! (rare)

Alderney

• Please step SLOWLY outta your vehicle.
• Step outta the car please!
• Please step out of your vehicle.
• Don't make me chase you asshole!
• If I have to chase you, you're dead!
• Fuck, you're going to run, aren't you?
• Please pull over now!
• Please pull over to the SIDE of the road!
• State trooper, pull over now!
• Pull the vehicle over now, or I'll use force!
• Pull over now, this is your final warning!

Helicopter

• This is the LCPD. Stay where you are!
• Nowhere to run buddy!
• LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head!
• That's it. It's over. [variation of timing-gap between the two sentences]
• Get down on the ground!
• Look up and smile! It's the LCPD!
• That's it. We got you! It's over!
• LCPD. Freeze!
• You can't escape from a 'copter tough guy. Give it up!
• This is the police! Stop right there!
• Smile for the camera, hotshot!
• Don't be stupid! Give it up now!
• LCPD got you surrounded!
• Where do you think you're gonna go, huh?
• We see you! Right there!
• Drop your weapon!
• This is the LCPD, drop your weapon!
• You just run out of options, numbnuts.
• This is the police, drop your weapon immediately.
• Don't you even try it. Punk.
• LCPD has you surrounded. Drop your weapon and put your hands behind your head.
• Drop your weapon, or we will shoot you.
• You see it up here, right? You see the big gun we got up here?

On Foot

• I have visual on the asshole!
• I got him in my sights!
• I'll shoot your tits off!
• In my sights, gonna blow their head off!
• Human waste! Death ahead!
• I got you now, dickweed!
• This shit is now over!
• Cover my ass!
• Fall back, let's make some room here!
• You want me to use this?
• You're about to be a statistic!
• You just crossed the line, shitheel!
• Smile, deadman!
• I'm moving in!
• I can't stand it anymore!
• You sorry son of a bitch!
• Charge!
• I'll get that shitstain myself!
• Drop that gun, jerkoff!
• Officer in need of backup, here!
• Back me up, back me up!
• Just send help, will ya?!
• Eat my fat hairy fists!
• I'm gonna give you a beatdown!
• I'm overweight, but I'm trained to kill, ya know.
• Okay, you've asked for it!
• Is that the best you got?!
• Hey, cut the shit.
• Hey, show yourself. Let's talk!
• Quit jerking me around, asshole!
• Hey, watch it, asshole! (when bumped into)
• Last guy who did that is doing time. (when bumped into)
• Hey buddy, do not do that again. (when bumped into)
• You know, I love to beat civilians.
• Me and you in a dark cell, whaddya say?
• Hey asshole, do you like prison food?
• I need an arrest today, so watch it.
• You've got prison bitch written all over you.
• She's gonna blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Fire in the hole! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Why are we waiting here? I got things to do. (in traffic)
• For crying out loud, move this bullcrap. (in traffic)
• Hey buddy, get this crap moving. Will ya? (in traffic)
• I'm a cop, get out of the way! (in traffic)
• Move it, jackass. (in traffic)
• Hey, I'm dying here, can we go please? (in traffic)
• Take your time, you slow fuck. (in traffic)
• Wake up and smell the coffee, buddy. (in traffic)
• It's like the walking dead here. (in traffic)
• That's mine, asshole. (when carjacking a civilian)
• I don't think so, bitch! (when carjacking a civilian)
• No one jacks me! (when carjacking a civilian)
• This is mine! (when carjacking a civilian)
• Excuse me, shithead! (when carjacking a civilian)
• Fuck you, I'm a cop! (when being carjacked)
• I don't believe this shit! (when being carjacked)
• You've got some nerve, bitch. (when being carjacked)
• Every cop in town is gonna kill you! (when being carjacked)
• Okay, keep moving there. Keep moving.
• This ain't no show, keep moving.
• Jesus fucking Christ!
• Wow! What a mess.
• Let's tango, cowboy!
• Target locked, can I kill him!?
• I got you in my sights!
• Suspect is targeted, I'm taking him out!
• I got a bullet aimed right for your balls, bitch!
• I've got the shot, I repeat. I've got the shot!
• I've got you in my sights! One more move and you're a dead man, ya hear?!
• You'll be in jail soon!
• I'm gonna cornhole you good!
• This is gonna be fun!
• Hope that's worth time in the pen!
• You've fucked with the sheriff!
• Oh Susannah, finally someone who wants to play!
• We gonna have to get nasty?
• I'm a cop and you're a dickhead.
• Lookie here, another shithead.
• You want some fucking trouble?
• I think you got my shit! (when carjacking a civilian)
• I don't think so, shitheel! (when carjacking a civilian)
• You gonna fart out my dick, son. (when carjacking a civilian)
• You don't take a cop's shit. (when carjacking a civilian)
• That ain't your style, shitheel. (when carjacking a civilian)
• Holy cow! (when being carjacked)
• You shit for brains! (when being carjacked)
• What?! I'll murder your family! (when being carjacked)
• It's gonna blow, run! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Hot hell! Hot hell! Fire in the hole! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Hey, stupid. I'm a cop. (when bumped into)
• Hey stupid, you drunk? (when bumped into)
• I ought to book you. (when bumped into)
• Dispatch (laughing), The dumbass is on foot!
• Haul ass and move on. (in traffic)
• Come on, officer needs to get by here. (in traffic)
• Move them goddamn hogs. (in traffic)
• Come on, wagon's home! (in traffic)
• Move them steers, buddy! (in traffic)
• Hey, the parking lot is that way, man. (in traffic)
• Would you quit jerking with Mr. Tin Star here? (in traffic)
• Hot damn!
• What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?!
• This'll be easy, suspect on foot!
• Unload him, boys!
• We're gonna get violent!
• Got him right in my sights!
• I got a clear shot!
• I've got him sighted!
• I've got a headshot!
• Permission to blow his head off?!
• Target. In. Sight! One shot!
• Bitch!
• I got immunity!
• I'll beat you and book
• I'm a cop, remember?!
• Come on, fruity!
• Get moving, you rubberneckers.
• Don't stand in the road, retard. (in traffic)
• You want a ticket. (in traffic)
• Hey, dummy. Get walking. (in traffic)
• Someone's gonna get a ticket. (in traffic)
• MOVE. I'm important. (in traffic)
• I've got a nightstick. (in traffic)
• Liberty City PD. Move it! (in traffic)
• I'm late to the doughnut convention! (in traffic)
• You got some balls. (when bumped into)
• Want a nightstick in your ass? (when bumped into)
• You wanna seek God? (when bumped into)
• Nice try, sweet tits. (when carjacking a civilian)
• Ha, you're a fucking rookie! (when carjacking a civilian)
• That's mine, shithead! (when carjacking a civilian)
• Don't make me knock your teeth out! (when carjacking a civilian)
• This is gonna be loud and shit! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's gonna blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• You want a ticket for being an asshole?
• I think the boys downtown will like you.
• You think you're fucking smart, huh?
• You looking at me funny?
• Hey, show some respect.
• Everybody, be calm. I'm here.
• I'm trained for this.
• I'm taking the shot!
• He's in my sights!
• I got you now!
• I have him!
• Stand still!
• You're going down!
• Suspect has no vehicle!
• Excuse me. (when bumped into)
• Please be more careful, sir. (when bumped into)
• Hey watch it. I can bust you. (when bumped into)
• Everybody, DOWN! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Stand clear! It's going to blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• This is your last chance to come out of this alive!
• Oh yeah, you mine now!
• That's right, son. You getting dropped!
• I got you, punk!
• You're outta luck, son!
• One false move, son. You get dropped!
• Alright, I'mma finish this now!
• I'm sick of this punk!
• Come on, killer! What you got?!
• Your ass is mine, son!
• I'mma drop this punk, now!
• That's right, LCPD. Asshole!
• Come on, now! Look at me, I eat perps like you for breakfast!
• I didn't become a cop to tussle with motherfuckin' punks!
• You see the uniform?! You fucking with LCPD, bitch!
• You're gonna be eating through a straw!
• I'll drop you like skinny bitches drop dye pills, ya hear?!
• Large, and in charge! You got that?!
• Oh… fuck, I did not need to see that.
• Shit, why does this always happen to me?
• This is my car, playa! (when carjacking a civilian)
• I told you you were making a mistake! (when carjacking a civilian)
• Not so tough now, huh?! (when carjacking a civilian)
• Yeah, you fucked with the wrong cop, son! (when carjacking a civilian)
• See, I knew you was just a bitch! (when carjacking a civilian)
• Woah, I know you ain't jacking a cop car! (when being carjacked)
• Jacking a cop? Serious? You ain't in a movie, buddy. (when being carjacked)
• You! This is a bad move! (when being carjacked)
• You gonna take a cop car? This is a goddamn joke! (when being carjacked)
• Fuck, man! Move it, or we up in smoke! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Shit, that thing is gonna blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• If it's not an emergency, can we all move along, please? (in traffic)
• Son, there's a Rusty Brown's two blocks away and these donuts ain't gonna be fresh all day! (in traffic)
• Listen. I just had me a Cluckin' Bell and I gotta get to a bathroom! (in traffic)
• You need help? Cause if not, you're causing a nuisance. (in traffic)
• I can't sit in traffic all day, son. I got a city to protect! (in traffic)
• Stop resisting arrest!
• LCPD, take cover!
• Damn! (when bumped into)
• Careful, buddy. (when bumped into)
• Watch it. (when bumped into)
• What do you think you're doing anyway?
• We don't need any watch dogs around here.
• What? Are you some kind of troublemaker?
• You think you're smarter than the LCPD?
• You got a problem here?
• Woah, backup! Backup!
• Okay, call for backup!
• Keep 'em busy!
• I've got you, you son of a bitch!
• You're mine, asshole!
• Okay, dickhead! I see you!
• You are going down, perp!
• I'm taking you down!
• So long, dickhead!
• Say bye-bye, asshole!
• His ass is mine!
• You picked the wrong Irish boy to tango with!
• You think you've got what it takes?!
• Come on! Don't pull your punches!
• I know you've got the fire in ya! So, let's see it!
• Is that the best you can do?!
• Night, night!
• Police. Move along. (in traffic)
• You are blocking traffic. (in traffic)
• Police! Move your vehicle! (in traffic)
• Move it! You are blocking the police! (in traffic)
• Fall back and take cover! Standby for detonation! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's gonna blow! Fall back! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Excuse me. (when bumped into)
• Sorry. (when bumped into)
• Watch your step. (when bumped into)
• I think it's gonna blow! Move it, move it! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Get out of here! It's going to blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• You look like trouble to me, are you trouble?
• I don't have to worry about you, do I?
• You look like a dipshit.
• You know, I can get away with anything I want, fucko.
• Stupid.
• Get your ass out of the way! (in traffic)
• Get out of the street! (in traffic)
• What, have you got a deathwish? Get off the street! (in traffic)
• Let's go! (in traffic)
• Come on, get a move on! (in traffic)
• Move that thing! (in traffic)
• You're holding up traffic, get moving! (in traffic)
• Move your vehicle. Immediately! (in traffic)
• You're going down!
• I got you dead in my sights, give it up now!
• You're mine, dickhead!
• This is so gonna hurt!
• Hey, catch!
• Now, I'm pissed!
• You're gonna need a lot more than that to bring me down!
• I am gonna beat your face in!
• Was that supposed to hurt?!
• Are you sure you wanna be hitting a cop?!
• Here comes some blood forced trauma!
• That is awful!
• You don't see that everyday!
• Be careful next time. (when bumped into)
• You looking for trouble? (when bumped into)
• Watch it. (when bumped into)
• You're not looking for trouble I hope.
• You're here for a good reason, right?
• I'm not gonna have to keep an eye on you, right?
• Keep those thoughts nice and legal and we'll have no problems.
• Just a warning - I never forget a face.
• I'm taking you out right now!
• You've ruined enough lives already, punk!
• You deserve this!
• You hurt enough people for one lifetime!
• People like you never change!
• You've brought this on yourself!
• I'm putting you away!
• You can't threaten innocent people!
• I've been fighting punks like you my whole life!
• I'm tired of this amateur hour!
• You're too dangerous to be on these streets!
• You're making a big mistake taking on a cop!
• Don't throw your life away like this!
• Are you really gonna risk ruining your life?!
• Let it go, it's not worth it!
• Get down on the ground!
• Are you blind? Move out of the way! (in traffic)
• You want to go to jail? Get out of here! (in traffic)
• Police! Pull over and let me through! (in traffic)
• Police! Let us pass! (in traffic)
• You want a ticket? Move over! (in traffic)
• Never underestimate the LCPD! (when carjacking a civilian)
• This is a serious offense! (when being carjacked)
• You're throwing your life away! (when being carjacked)
• Are you crazy?! (when being carjacked)
• You want a penalty for this?! (when being carjacked)
• That thing's going up any second now! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• She's gonna blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Hey, ugly. Walk away.
• You wanna feel my baton?
• Don't look at me like that, prison meat.
• You wanna find out how so many people fall down the stairs in my precinct?
• You wanna have a nasty accident?
• Everybody, stay quiet. We'll all get moving soon enough. (in traffic)
• Listen up, people. Stay vigilant. (in traffic)
• I keep telling these folks at City Hall about these bottlenecks, but do they listen? (in traffic)
• Come on, people. Let's get things moving. (in traffic)
• Come on, what's the hold up here? (in traffic)
• If I had more energy, I'd sort this mess out. (in traffic)
• Give me my car back, now! (when carjacking a civilian)
• LCPD, step aside. (when bumped into)
• Careful, mind out. (when bumped into)
• Mind how you go there. (when bumped into)
• Get down! Run, RUN! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Run! It's gonna blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• What is that?! Oh, Jesus!
• Everybody, stay calm. I'm with the LCPD.
• Send in some backup, I'm in trouble!
• I need cover, cover me!
• I need backup, ASAP!
• Officers, take cover!
• I've got him!
• Okay, now he's mine!
• Okay, I got him in my sights!
• He's going down!
• I got him lined up!
• Get down on the ground, now!
• Assaulting an officer is a serious offense!
• Back down, NOW!
• You're under arrest! Cease your current behavior!
• Stop that, RIGHT NOW!
• You're getting yourself into a world of pain!
• Watch my back!
• Cover me, I'm making a move!
• Drop the weapon or I will shoot!
• Put that gun on the ground.
• Okay, people. Move along, let's get on with our jobs.
• It's all over, folks. Please disperse.
• My job would be easier with guys like you. (Alderney State officer)
• You wouldn't be looking for trouble, would you? (Alderney State officer)
• Are you keeping your nose clean? (Alderney State officer)
• You wouldn't know anything about the rash of carjackings lately. (Alderney State officer)
• It would be a hell of a thing to end up in prison at your age. (Alderney State officer)
• Don't make me have to take you down. (Alderney State officer)
• Outta my way, police business. (Alderney State officer when bumped into)
• Pardon me. (Alderney State officer when bumped into)
• Watch where you're going. (Alderney State officer when bumped into)
• Move along, there's nothing to see here. (Alderney State officer)
• Let's go, move! (Alderney State officer in traffic)
• Get out of the way! (Alderney State officer in traffic)
• While we're still young! (Alderney State officer in traffic)
• Move it or lose it! (Alderney State officer in traffic)
• Get that piece of garbage outta here. (Alderney State officer in traffic)
• Get 'er moving. (Alderney State officer in traffic)
• Let's go, get a move on. (Alderney State officer in traffic)
• You're blocking traffic. (Alderney State officer in traffic)
• Get moving. (Alderney State officer in traffic)
• Oh. My. God! (Alderney State officer)
• Holy shit! (Alderney State officer)
• Oh, you are fucked now! (Alderney State officer when being carjacked)
• You're joking, right?! (Alderney State officer when being carjacked)
• I'm a cop, you idiot! (Alderney State officer when being carjacked)
• You did not just do that! (Alderney State officer when being carjacked)
• That's mine, fuckstick! (Alderney State officer when carjacking a civilian)
• Get out of my car, dirtbag! (Alderney State officer when carjacking a civilian)
• Nice try, shithead! (Alderney State officer when carjacking a civilian)
• Hey! That's mine, scumbag! (Alderney State officer when carjacking a civilian)
• Get out of there! (Alderney State officer when carjacking a civilian)
• Get out of here, it's gonna explode! (Alderney State officer when a vehicle is on fire)
• It's gonna blow, move! (Alderney State officer when a vehicle is on fire)
• Cover me, I'm gonna make a run for it! (Alderney State officer)
• Cover me! (Alderney State officer)
• Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?! (Alderney State officer)
• You're dead, fucko! (Alderney State officer)
• I got you in my sights! (Alderney State officer)
• You're mine, asswipe! (Alderney State officer)
• You're dead, and you don't even know it yet! (Alderney State officer)
• You're a dead man! (Alderney State officer)
• You're mine, fuckface! (Alderney State officer)
• Let's dance, fucktard! (Alderney State officer)
• I'm gonna kick your teeth in, asswipe! (Alderney State officer)
• Now, you've made me angry, dickwad! (Alderney State officer)
• I'm gonna beat you down! (Alderney State officer)
• I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! (Alderney State officer)
• You're only making things worse for yourself!
• Cuidado, that's about to blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Watch out, it's gonna blow! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• Out of the way, that's gonna explode! (when a vehicle is on fire)
• That bullshit's gonna get you planted. (when bumped into)
• The last thing you want to do is test me, bro. (when bumped into)
• I bust punks like you all day. (when bumped into)
• Wake up! You're missing a great day! (in traffic)
• Okay, let's haul ass! (in traffic)
• Adelante, move it! (in traffic) (adelante = forward)
• What's the hold up?! (in traffic)
• What the fuck are you doing?! (in traffic)
• Vamos, let's go! (in traffic)
• Sooner or later, you and me are gonna have it out.
• Are you looking for trouble?
• Are you eyeballing me?
• You look like you're up to no good.
• No way out cabron, give it up!
• One squeeze and you're wearing your balls for earrings!
• We got ourselves a runner!
• I got you right where I want you!
• Okay, motherfucker! It's on!
• I'm so bad I'd kick my own ass!
• Put your dancing shoes on, we about to tangle, baby!
• You couldn't bust a grey with combat boots on!
• Soft as baby shit dipped in baby oil!
• I hit you so fast the black eye will get there before the punch!
• You know I'm gonna bust that ass up!
• I wear you like a new pair of shoes, asshole!
• Coño, they need to pay me more money, man.
• Carai, you never get used to this shit. (carai = wow)
• Suspect is on foot.
• Acknowledged. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• That's a copy. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Copy that. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Affirmative, I'm on it. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• You ever use a walkie-talkie, stupid? (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Let me repeat your message; bla-bla-bla-blulululu (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• There has to be someone closer to the scene than me! (Alderney State officer when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• No can do. (Alderney State officer when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Dispatch, is there another unit in the area? (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Say again, dispatch. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• I don't know where my partner is. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Why do I get all the calls? (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Repeat your last, dispatch. I did not read you. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Say again, you're breaking up. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Tell that bitch I want a divorce. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• I won't be able to do that. I'm sorry. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• What? Say that again. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• He's lying. He fell over, I never touched the guy. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• What? Oh, a donut! Make it large. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
• Tell Frank I'm divorcing her anyway. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)

Chasing on foot

• Shit, what is with these guys? Escaping on foot the whole time.
• Shit, why they always gotta run. Huh?
• Shit, I let another one go and they'll never stop with those fat jokes.
• Why the hell can't we shoot there guys in the back no more.
• What the hell is this? I ain't no action hero.
• Aw, I shouldn't have that last box of donuts.
• Damn son, you really gotta run.
• Why there guys always so fast?
• Dispatch, I'm continuing on foot.
• Officer proceeding on foot.
• Get that little shit.
• My perp I got first dibs.
• Head him off head him off.
• Hey, joey let's get this guy.
• Last one there buys the doughnuts.
• Don't panic we can do this.
• We have so got them.
• Get back scavengers he's mine.
• Damn, where is everybody?
• I got you now, buddy!
• You won't get away from me.
• This will show them that I still got it.
• You can run but you can't hide.
• Let's make this quick, I'm hungry.
• I'm gonna whoop some ass.
• I'm gonna shit in your mouth.
• Lets nail this punk.
• I see you.
• Don't throw your life away, give up.
• This isn't a race track.
• You are in so much trouble!
• You want to run from the cops your whole life.
• You can't just keep running away from everything.
• Don't make me keep chasing you.
• I'll chasing you FIA to Tudor if I have to.
• Give up and I'll go easier on you.
• The more you run, the harder it'll be when I catch you.
• If you stop now, I won't hurt you when I catch you.
• Somebody just landed themselves in a world of trouble.
• You're in trouble if I catch you.
• Just stop running, okay?
• Stop running and get on the ground!
• You're just piling the charges on!
• In pursuit of perp, requesting backup!
• I see you buddy!
• You can't hide from me!
• You want another charge?! Get over here!
• You know I will break that ass up.
• You're going to jail, asshole!
• I will personally hunt you down, pendejo.
• In 10 seconds, you're gonna have the whole LCPD on your ass.
• I can do this all day, pendejo.
• You can't outrun us all!
• I'm your worst nightmare!
• I'll blow your head off!
• Running is a felony!
• I'm in hot pursuit!
• Running don't work, stupid!
• I can run all day!
• Officer needs backup! Perp is on foot!
• Let's end this now!
• I am onto you like white on rice!
• The heat is on, punk!
• You can't outrun the law!
• Man, I've been eating too many donuts!
• You. Can't. Outrun me!
• Get back here!
• I'm in pursuit of the suspect and need backup!
• He can't keep up that pace for long. (Alderney State officer)
• Man, I'm out of shape. (Alderney State officer)
• I'm in pursuit of a suspect. (Alderney State officer)
• You're going down, scumbag! (Alderney State officer)
• I'm taking you down! (Alderney State officer)
• Come back here, so I can beat you! (Alderney State officer)
• I'm gonna throw you such a beating when I catch you! (Alderney State officer)
• You're mine, dirtbag! (Alderney State officer)
• Huh? we got him.

Busted

• Not your lucky day, son no funny shit, or I will put one in your spine. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• Don't let the uniform fool you, son you move, you get murked. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• I think you know how this goes don't even twitch you hear. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• You're busted shit for brains. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• Can't outrun me, boy. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• You're gonna get cornholed good in the joint. (LCPD Fat Cop)
• If you know what's good for you, you won't move. (LCPD)
• You're under arrest you freak. (LCPD)
• Hands behind your back. (LCPD)
• Ah, yeah another one down. (LCPD)
• Looks like you'll be away for while, hahaha. (LCPD)
• You're going away for a long long time. (LCPD)
• Sir, don't move a muscle or I'll shoot. (LCPD)
• Not no smart now are you sir. (LCPD)
• Now we got you on our terms here comes the fun part. (LCPD)
• Hold it right there, buddy. (LCPD)
• Hands over your head. (LCPD)
• Let me see your hands. (LCPD)
• Quieto o Te Mato. (LCPD)
• Stay down or I'll put your down. (LCPD)
• The boys upstate gonna love a tight ass like you. (LCPD)
• You're busted, asshole. (LCPD/ASP)
• Move in your head and pieces. (LCPD/ASP)
• Don't worry your asshole, will stretch. (LCPD/ASP)
• You are under arrest. (LCPD/ASP)
• Oh you got some trouble, asshole. (LCPD/ASP)
• Another thug out of Liberty City. (LCPD/ASP)
• Stay down punk. (LCPD/ASP)
• Don't even think about making a move. (LCPD/ASP)
• Stay on the ground, and don't move a muscle. (LCPD/ASP)
• You're arrested, asshole. (LCPD/ASP)
• Go ahead, give me a reason. (LCPD/ASP)
• Don't even think about moving. (LCPD/ASP)

FIB (unused)

• This is federal property.
• You can't outrun the FIB!
• Very bad move.
• You better have a good lawyer.
• FIB, stop where you are!
• FIB, stop the car!
• You made your choice.
• You are in serious trouble!
• I need Cover!
• Spread out!
• Get back here!
• That's it, I'm taking you out!
• Enough of this!
• FIB, freeze!
• No one outruns the FIB!
• Wait, I'm FIB!
• Stop, FIB!
• FIB, you're under arrest, remain on the ground!
• FIB, do not move you are under arrest!
• FIB, out of the way!
• FIB you are blocking the pursuit of a suspect!
• Federal agent, MOVE!
• Federal agent, get out of the Way!
• Get down!
• Everyone, down!
• Quick duck!
• Watch out, get down!
• Fall back now!
• Fall back! Everyone back!
• You are assaulting a federal agent!
• Let's do this the hard way!
• In the FIB we say force is best!
• FIB, take cover!
• FIB, you picked the wrong vehicle!
• FIB, trust me this is not your lucky day!
• You are surrounded, it's over!
• This is the FIB, you can't win this!
• Don't be a big shot!
• FIB, we shoot to kill and we do not miss!
• Find cover!
• Cover, now!
• Down, immediately!
• Take cover!
• I've got you!
• You're mine now!
• FIB, we don't miss!

Barrier cops

• Nothing for you to see here, buddy.
• What part of this barricade don't you understand?
• I don't think so, asshole!
• Are you outta your fucking mind?
• Oh it's on now, bitch!
• You do know I'm allowed to shoot you, right?
• I'm taking you down, dumbass!
• Looks like we got ourselves a smartass!
• Shit, this doesn't look good!
• Like I'm gonna let you through.
• We're under attack!
• The best way to protect freedom - take it away!
• Shit, it's a goddamn terrorist!
• Don't even think about it, asshole!
• I'm not trained for this!
• You're dumber than a bag of shit, son!
• This asshole is about to get shot!
• It's closed! Read the news, asshole!
• I told you this was a shitty barricade.
• Haven't you heard Weazel News? This area is closed.
• This guy wants to die!
• Watch out, he's coming through!
• This is closed due to the War on Terror!
• This is a secured area. No crossing!
• Lock and load, we got a terrorist!
• Illegal crosser! Fire!
• Closed for safety reasons! Turn around!
• Step away from the barricade, jackass!

NOOSE

• Hit the ground!
• Think about what you're doing!
• Surprise, motherfuckers!
• Game over, fucko!
• It's on now!
• Cover me, man!
• Some cover now!
• I'm going in, cover me!
• This is NOOSE, God dammit!
• People, we need to evacuate the area, now!
• I got the drop on you now!
• Yeah, you better look worried!
• Fall back! Fall back!
• Out of luck now!
• That's right, bitch, you like that?
• I never get tired of this!
• Put up a fight, punk!
• Find cover now!
• Take some cover!
• Shit, take cover!
• You're already dead, asshole, you just don't know it yet!
• You are not safe here! Move!
• You just made a huge mistake!
• Please leave the area at once!
• Please evacuate the area immediately!
• Don't do it, don't make me shoot you!
• Put your hands in the air!
• Put your hands on your head!
• You are about to enter a world of shit!
• Everybody get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move!
• Everybody take cover!
• I need everybody to get down on the ground!
• Please everyone, get down on the ground and try to remain calm!
• Get down!
• Get down! Take cover!
• Take cover!
• Grab some cover!
• Everybody get back!
• Find some cover!
• Everybody take cover!
• You're going down!
• I got you, you son of a bitch!
• It's our time now! Let's show them what NOOSE can do.

Witnessing an injured civilian

• Requesting an ambulance, we got a GWS here.
• GWS, we need the paramedics here!
• Officer requesting paramedics, civilian GWS!
• Dispatch, we need an ambulance here! We got a GWS!
• Oh, look. Some shithead got shot.
• There's a very stiff person here.
• Some dummy got shot.
• Dispatch, call the meat wagon.
• Call EMS! A civilian's down!
• A bystander's been hit!
• Shit! Someone's been shot!
• Get the paramedics! We've got an innocent down!
• We have a wounded civilian!
• We have a citizen down, send help!
• Wounded civilian caught in crossfire!
• Innocent pedestrian down, send an ambulance!
• Dispatch, we got a civilian down.
• We got a pedestrian down. Repeat, pedestrian's been shot.
• Civilian down, suspect a gunshot wound.
• They shot a civilian, send the paramedics in.
• We've got a civilian down, call the medics.
• Dispatch, I've got a civilian on the ground.
• Dispatch, you better call in the medics.
• Get the medics down here, now!
• Send in an ambulance quick, I've got a civilian casualty!
• Get me an EMT, a civilian's been shot!
• A person's been shot, get an ambulance down here, now!
• Call for an ambulance, we've got a civilian casualty!
• A civilian has been shot, get a medic here!
• We need an ambulance, there's a civilian casualty!
• A person's down, we need an ambulance!
• We got a civilian down!
• Civilian casualty! I repeat, civilian casualty!
• We need medics down here right now!
• A civi has been shot, send an ambulance!
• Dispatch, dumb civilian got shot.
• We're gonna need an ambulance.
• Dispatch. After your break, call an ambulance.
• Idiot got himself shot.
• Send an ambulance, immediately! (Alderney State officer)
• Civilian shot, send an ambulance! (Alderney State officer)
• I need the paramedics here! (Alderney State officer)
• Dumb fucking civilian got shot! (Alderney State officer)

Blocked in Pursuit

• Hey, come on! I'm working here!
• Are you joking? Get out of the way!
• Hello? Criminal escaping - move this crap!
• I had him. I friggin' had him!
• Get out of my way! I'm in pursuit here!
• Out of the way! Out of the way!
• Move it, man! LCPD talking!
• What is this shit? Move it, buddy!
• Police! Pull over to the side!
• Get out of the way! Police!
• Move over! Police!
• Let us pass right now!
• Clear the way, clear it now!
• Let's go, move it!
• Come on, get out of the way!
• You are hindering a pursuit, move!
• Go around. Go around!
• Out of the goddamn way right now!
• Move! We're in pursuit here!
• I don't believe this, get out of the way!
• Jesus, will you get out of the way?! Move it!
• Halt to the side, police!
• Pull over, police!
• Police, move aside!
• Get out of the way! Police!
• Get out the fucking road! This is a high speed pursuit!
• You want me to take out your tires? Get out of the way!
• You wanna get arrested?! Move!
• Get the hell out of the way, now!
• I'm in pursuit - move, assholes!
• Out of the way before I go mental!
• Move, fuckface!
• You are interfering with police action!
• Come on, come on! Get out of the way!
• Get out of the way, I'm losing him!
• Move that thing!
• I'm in pursuit of the perp, get that thing outta here!
• Cop in pursuit, stupid! Move!
• Out of the way, now!
• You are impeding a chase!
• Move or I'll blow your tits off!
• Get that fucking thing out of the way, will ya?! (Alderney state officer)
• Move! (Alderney state officer)
• Out of my way or I will book you for obstruction! (Alderney state officer)
• Move! They're getting away! (Alderney state officer)

Witnessing an injured officer

• Officer down! Get some help here!
• Officer down! We got a man down!
• Officer down! Officer down!
• We have an injured officer here!
• Officer down, call the paramedics!
• Officer down!
• Someone's been hit!
• One of our men is down!
• Officer shot!
• Cop down, we need help!
• Wounded officer, get an ambulance!
• We got an officer down over here!
• Man down!
• We've got an officer down!
• Officer down!
• Call an ambulance, we've got an officer down!
• We've got a man down!
• One of our boys is hit!
• Oh my God, we've lost a cop!
• Cop shot. Call in the marines!
• This isn't supposed to happen!
• Officer down! OFFICER DOWN!
• Hey, Johnny's hit!
• We have a cop casualty. I repeat, cop down!
• Man down, we got a man down!
• Call dispatch and tell them that we have shots fired and an officer's down!
• Man down, MAN DOWN!
• Get on the horn to dispatch, officer down!

Wounded

• Tell my wife I love her, OK?
• I'm gonna be okay! I'm gonna be okay!
• Officer down, call the paramedics!
• Fuck! Goddamnit!
• Shit, that fucking hurts!
• Shot, I've been shot! Fuck!
• Shit, son! What the fuck! Augh!
• I'm shot! I'm down!
• Ough, I need some help, I've been shot!
• Ooough, God, it hurts! I'm bleeding!
• Officer shot, help!
• Officer down, officer down!
• I've been hit, call an ambulance!
• I'm hit!
• Call for help, I'm shot!
• Call EMS!
• I've been hit, call the paramedics!
• Tell my wife not to worry!
• Call my mom and wife!
• I've been shot, please call an ambulance!
• I need help, I've been shot!
• Somebody, please help me! Call the paramedics!
• I'm losing a lot of blood here, somebody call 911!
• My God! Just like in the movies!
• I've never even had a three-way!
• My guts are coming out!
• Someone, mouth to mouth!
• Call the paramedics! (Alderney State officer)
• I'm bleeding out here, get help! (Alderney State officer)
• I don't wanna die! Please, help me! (Alderney State officer)
• Call 911 and tell them that an officer has been shot! (Alderney State officer)
• Cop down! Shit, cop down!
• I'm hit!
• He shot me! Asshole!
• Is that my blood? Oh, Jesus!
• Officer down, officer down!
• Somebody shoot that bastard for me!
• Call for a medic, I'm dying here!
• Get me a doctor!
• I've been hit!
• Hijo de puta! (English: "Son of a bitch!")
• I've been shot, please call an ambulance! (NOOSE)
• Help me! Somebody help! (NOOSE)
• I need help, I've been shot! (NOOSE)
• I'm bleeding out here, call 911 and get help fast! (NOOSE)

Shot in the legs

• Fuck! Goddamnit, my leg! Augh!
• I'm shot! Actually shot! Shit, I'm hurt!
• Ahh, my leg!
• Hijo de puta, that hurts! (English: "Son of a bitch, that hurts!")
• Ah, I'm hit in the leg!
• Officer down, officer down!
• My leg is hit!
• My leg! Can't put any weight on it!
• My leg's hit!
• Motherfucker! Shit, my leg! (NOOSE)
• Man down! I need backup! (NOOSE)
• Shit, fuck! Augh! (NOOSE)
• My leg, ahhh! (NOOSE)
• Damnit! (NOOSE)
• Argh! Goddamnit, that hurt! (NOOSE)
• Ah, my leg! (FIB)
• Oh God, my fibula! (FIB)

Suspect killed

• Ah, my tenth kill this year.
• I've still got it, they're dead.
• My work's done. I'm fuckin' outta here.
• Bag 'em and tag 'em, bitches.
• Why did he run? Why?!
• This never gets any better.
• I hate this part of the job.
• What a stupid waste.
• You made me do that.
• Damn, did it have to go down this way.
• Killing people's kinda fun.
• May you rest in peace.
• There's one less piece of scum to deal with.
• Not so tough now, are you?
• You see, punk? Crime doesn't pay.
• Yeah, another one down!
• Aw shit, I hate being investigated.
• You shoulda just come in like I asked.
• Ah shit, you better have been guilty.
• Suspect has expired.
• Suspect is deceased.
• I got him, he's dead.
• Calling off pursuit. Lethal force has been used.
• You wanted it the hard way.
• You had it coming.
• Another notch on the headboard.
• Ha, I'll get laid for that.
• I love killing animals.
• Call the meat wagon.
• Man, I'm a hero.
• Call the media. I'm a hero.
• Everyone, the streets are safe.
• You know… I wish this made a difference.
• Shit, another waste of life.
• Where's my drop piece when I need one? (Alderney State officer)
• I'm gonna need to do an assload of paperwork. (Alderney State officer)
• Fuck, the rat squad is gonna be all over me for this one. (Alderney State officer)
• Another dirtbag brought to justice. (Alderney State officer)

Emergency Services (Phone)

• An LCPD peacekeeper will be there as soon as possible sir (female).
• We'll send a basically-trained paramedic as soon as we can sir (female).
• Please use your touch-tone keypad to select which specific service you require (male).
• I'm sorry, but all our peacekeepers are currently busy dealing with quotas and filling in paperwork (female).
• Please call back later (female).
• Hello? You're through to the MS Paramedics. In which area is your medical emergency (female)?
• Hello? This is the FDLC. Where do you need assistance (female)?
• We look forward to hearing from you again, please stay safe in the meantime (female).
• We'll get a fire truck out to you right away (female).
• All our lines are busy at the moment, please call again, your emergency is important to us (drowsy male).
• Hello this is the LCPD. Where would you like us to send an officer? (female).
• Press 1 for police, press 2 for paramedics, press 3 for the fire department (drowsy male).
• Hello. You're through the Liberty City Emergency Services (drowsy male).
• Hold tight, and please hold by as the FDLC takes no responsibility for damage to property (female).
• Don't move, and please have your insurance documentation or credit card ready (female).

Police Scanner

• All units be on the look out for an illegal street race.
• [All Locations]
• [All Avenues]
• [All compass directions]
• [All directions]
• Burning victim
• A burning building.
• A burning condo.
• Cardiac arrest at [location]
• A civilian down.
• A civilian [crime].
• A condo fire.
• A criminal attempting to steal a car.
• A criminal fleeing a crime scene.
• A criminal fleeing in a car.
• A criminal in a stole vehicle.
• A criminal resisting arrest.
• A DD (Domestic Disturbance)
• A domestic disturbance.
• A driver running a red light.
• Drug deal.
• A fire.
• An attack on an officer.
• Firearm discharge.
• A firearm discharged.
• A firearm attack on an officer.
• Gang-related disturbance.
• A grand theft auto.
• A helicopter down.
• A hit-and-run.
• A knife assault on err [stalled].
  • An Officer.
  • A civilian.
• A knifing.
• An emergency.
• A motorcycle rider without a helmet.
• A mugging.
• A pedestrian struck.
• A person down.
• A prisoner down.
• Possession of a firearm
• Possession of explosives.
• A possible case of [crimes listed above].
• A reckless driver.
• A shootout.
• A speeding felony.
• A stolen vehicle.
• A suspect [stall] armed and dangerous.
• A suspect resisting arrest.
• A suspect taking aim at an officer.
• A firearm.
• Traffic alert.
• Traffic hazard.
• A traffic violation.
• A vehicle explosion.
• A vehicle on fire.
• An air squad down.
• An air unit down.
• An apartment fire.
• An assault.
• An assault on an officer.
• An attack on a civilian.
• An attack on a vehicle.
• An attack on an officer.
• An injured civilian.
• In a [color] [make (if has one)] [model]
• In a [make(if has one)] [model]
• In a [type of vehicle]
• In a [color] [type of vehicle]
• On a motorcycle
• On a [color] [make (if has one] [model]
• On a [make (if has one)] [model]
• On a [color] motorcycle.

Answer Phones

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These are the the default voicemails for contacts who don't have a custom voicemail.

• The owner of this Tinkle cell phone is not available. (The Fixer)
• This Tinkle cell phone is switched off. (Jeff Harlingford and Brian Jeremy)
• This Whiz Wireless cell phone is switched off. (Billy Grey)
• We apologize for the inconvenience but this number has been disconnected, please hang up and try again. (Francis McReary if killed)
• This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (male).
• This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female). (Jon Gravelli)
• This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female2).
• Hey this is Lazlow! For ZiT! Let me hear the track! And we'll text you the artist and the name of the song!
• Please leave...a message (male). (Bernie Crane and Ashley Butler)
• Please leave...a message (female).
• Please leave...a message (female2).
• The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female). (Derrick McReary and Angus)
• The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female posh).
• This Badger cell phone is switched off. (Ray Boccino)