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This is a list of dialogues spoken by various pedestrians, law enforcement officials, and gangsters in Grand Theft Auto III.


Law enforcement


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Video of quotes

  • Stop!
  • Police!
  • There he is!
  • Take him out!
  • He's over there!
  • Get him!
  • Book him!
  • Should we give him a beating?
  • Useless bastard.
  • Let's go home.
  • Just another would be wiseguy.
  • We got him now.
  • Fire!
  • Don't move a muscle!
  • Police Department!
  • Your ass is mine, punk!
  • This is the police, stop!
  • You are risking your life!
  • Punk!
  • No funny business!
  • You're under arrest!
  • Bad boy!
  • We will open fire!
  • Hey! Stop!
  • This is the LCPD!
  • LCPD!
  • All right drop down!
  • You're ass is mine!
  • Get that guy!
  • You're going down!
  • Stop or I'll shoot!
  • Police - freeze!
  • Oi, stop! Police!
  • Stay down!
  • Anything you say is shit!
  • Hands by your sides!
  • Keep your arms on your head!
  • Think you can get away with that?
  • Move it!
  • Chase him down!
  • Take him down!
  • Move it outta here!
  • Plug him.
  • Bitch!
  • Stay down, asshole!
  • Hands behind your back!

Police helicopter


Video of quotes

The pilot and his co-pilot will, seemingly, occasionally fight over the microphone, at which time it can be rather difficult to distinguish one from another. It would seem though, that the pilot does his best to keep a cool head and resolve the situation as neatly as possible, while the co-pilot is unwilling to take any chances with the protagonist and rather wants him neutralized without hesitation.

  • Have you read the manual for this thing?
  • Hell, you're dead anyway!
  • There he goes, get a laid on!
  • He's mine!
  • I see you, punk!
  • Keep running!
  • Please stop now!
  • Put your hands in the air, right now!
  • Stop immediately!
  • Stop, we have you covered!
  • There he goes!
  • There he is - you, stop!
  • I'm gonna kill him!
  • This is the LCPD!
  • This punk is dead!
  • You're dead, big boy!
  • You're only making things worse for yourself!
  • You, stop, that's an order!

  • Co-Pilot: Come to daddy!
  • Pilot: Hey, gimme that!

  • Co-Pilot: Prepare to die!
  • Pilot: Hey, that's against regulations!

  • Co-Pilot: We're definitely gonna kill you!
  • Pilot: You can't say that, it's not in the book!

  • Co-Pilot: You are dead!
  • Pilot: Turn that thing off!

  • Pilot: You're surrounded-
  • Co-Pilot: Gimme that microphone! Eat lead!

  • Pilot: I prefer a moving target!
  • Co-Pilot: You oughta get some help, man!


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  • You're making a big mistake!
  • This is special response unit alpha, stop immediately!
  • Come on, move it!
  • Stop right now!
  • Move it!
  • Stop, stop now!
  • Kill him on-sight, boys!
  • Fire at will!
  • Get out of the pool!
  • Kill him on-sight!
  • Stop, damn!
  • Kill him!
  • Loser!
  • Take him out!
  • Kill on sight!



Video of quotes

FBI agent 1
  • There he goes, take him down.
  • Who's laughing now, city boy?
  • You're making Roscoe mad.
  • I'll put you in the pokey, boy.
  • You don't fool with the law!
  • You're getting yourself killed, boy.
  • Hold it!
FBI agent 2
  • I'm gonna kill you!
  • Stop now!
  • FBI, stop!
  • Stop right there!
  • This is the FBI!
FBI agent 3
  • Oh, you're funny, guy.
  • Make him disappear.
  • Erase him.
  • Take him out.
  • Kill him.
  • We got him.



Video of quotes.

  • Damn civilians
  • Do we get medals for this?
  • Get him!
  • Ha-ha, this is better than training! (to be confirmed)
  • Hell man, this is action!
  • He's mine!
  • I'm glad I joined the military!
  • I love this job!
  • I see him dash; take cover!
  • I wanna kill him!
  • There he goes boys!
  • This is what I joined for!
  • This is what I signed up for
  • This punk is mine!
  • We got a real live one, boys!
  • Someone call the army! ...Oh, wait.
  • This is the army!



They generally sing songs from GTA III Radios.

Video of quotes.

  • No, I'm a medic for Christ's sake!!
  • Are you on SPANK?
  • Is this a survivor?
  • Why I oughta-
  • Hey, you, dirty birdy!
  • Hey, you can't do that!
  • Hey, hey!
  • What?
  • Woah, woah!
  • You'll go to jail for that!
  • Hey, I can get you SPANK!
  • Hey, no!
  • Woaaah!
  • Oh my God!
  • Woah, no!
  • Holy moly!
  • Ok, over here!
  • This is serious!
  • Call backup!
  • Out of the way, this is an emergency!
  • Go back to draw!
  • Any more miracles, and I'll be insane!
  • You'll be just fine!
  • There you go, on your feet!
  • You better watch out!
  • Keep with us, and you'll be good!
  • Breathe, dammit, breathe!

Common pedestrians

White prostitute

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Video of quotes

  • Hey, babe!
  • I got an itch!
  • This is for confected!
  • You're doing tricks!
  • Hey!
  • Can I do some business?
  • Shake it, girlfriend!
  • Oh, it's you again!
  • God, you smell!
  • Hey, watch the car!
  • How about a rimjob?
  • You bastard!
  • My pimp's gonna kill you!
  • You need some company?
  • What's up, hot stuff?
  • Huh?
  • I like it rough!
  • I've never done that before!
  • I need a piece of gum!
  • Fifteen dollars? Is that all?
  • Yeah, I could double up!
  • Wanna invest in my portfolio?
  • that's a little weird
  • Wanna a piece of this?
  • You ever been 'down South'?
  • That's a tasty corn on the cob!
  • He ain't no gentleman, that one!
  • Damn police!
  • You pyscho driver!
  • I can't run in these!
  • I'm a working girl, idiot!
  • My pimp will kill you!
  • You ain't no gentleman!
  • Get your eyes on the road!
  • Jerk!
  • You got a small winky!
  • What are you doing?
  • Hitting the ladies now, eh?
  • I ain't scared of you!
  • You gonna pay after I beat you!
  • I'll show you something, sweetie!
  • Hey, hey, wanna party?
  • Twenty five bucks to heaven, rambo!
  • I'll lick you up and down, babe!
  • I'll show you how we do it Southern style!
  • I got your Southern fried chicken right here, baby!
  • They are the biggest chitlins I ever seen!
  • Ooh, daddy!

Black prostitute

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Video of quotes

  • Yo, baby, you feel like maxin'?
  • All I wanna do is knock boots!
  • You feel like chillin'?
  • Damn, these shoes are killing me!
  • Hey, look, but don't touch!
  • Yo, watch the booty!
  • Get out my face, mister!
  • Watch the road, fool!
  • Yo, check out minute man!
  • Learn to drive, punk!
  • Yo, your car's ghetto style!
  • Yo, your ride is playing!
  • I got your digits!
  • I'm just too fine for you!
  • You punk ass bitch!
  • Bitch, you don't want none of this!
  • Twenty dollars, I'll make you hollow!
  • A bitch that will take your pain away!
  • Hey, you lonely?
  • I'll rock you!
  • Anything you want for thirty!
  • Are you a real man?
  • You need some loving, babe?
  • Why are you so sad, sweet pie?
  • Yo, easy, honey!
  • Get out of here!
  • Chill out!
  • Down, boy!
  • Feel like maxin'?
  • What you up to?
  • Ooh eeh!
  • Baby, I feel so good!
  • Watch the booty!
  • Keep one eye on the road!
  • Look but don't touch!
  • You take my money!
  • Don't even know how to drive!
  • Get off the road!
  • You check it out, mini man!
  • Out of my face, mister!
  • You kidding me?
  • You're just another sorry ass!
  • Bitch, you don't want this!
  • My pimp is a doll away!
  • Come to mama!
  • Hey babe, you wanna ride?
  • Fifty and mama take good care of you!
  • Twenty dollars around the world!
  • I got a party in my pants!
  • I got anything you want!
  • Fifty and mama will do you good!
  • Come on, cowboy!
  • Big gun, little Johnson!
  • Nice package!
  • Hey, honey!

White street criminal

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Video (second half) of quotes.

  • Dead ahead, roadkill!
  • Ramming speed!
  • Loser!
  • Pussy!
  • Damn pussy!
  • Yeah, come on!
  • Dick!
  • Any time, any place!
  • Come on!
  • Wow!
  • All right, all right!
  • Each gonna eat ya!
  • You're mine!
  • Mine!
  • Loser!
  • Pussy!
  • What are you, nuts?
  • Nuts?!
  • Woow!
  • Wow!
  • Out of the car!
  • I'll get you!
  • I'll get ya!

Black street criminal

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Video (first half) of quotes.

  • What are ya, nuts?
  • Whoa!
  • Dead ahead, roadkill!
  • Ramming speed!
  • Loser!
  • Player hater!
  • What the hell do you think you're doing?
  • Better recognize!
  • Damn citizen!
  • Yeah, come on!
  • Alright, alright!
  • Kiss your ass goodbye!
  • Any time, any place!
  • Stay away!
  • I'm gonna eat ya!
  • You're mine!
  • Easy that, partner!
  • Hunk!
  • Come on, put it down!
  • Dead punk!
  • Out of the car!
  • You damn pussy!
  • I'm gonna get ya!

Man with coat and hat

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Video of quotes

  • My mother's my sister!
  • What you doing, givin' birth!?
  • I'll grill your ass!
  • You got any bright ideas of what to say?
  • Hell no!
  • Come here, honey!
  • Come to daddy!
  • Yep, I've been drinking again.
  • Take my cigars!
  • Hey! Learn to drive!
  • Pick up a load of manure.
  • You want to kill me!
  • I swear I thought she was my second cousin.
  • You having fun over there?
  • I got to go on vacation.
  • He took my car!
  • Hurry the hell up!
  • You blind or just dumb?
  • Get off!
  • Take my hat!
  • What, she's my cousin?!

Young woman carrying shopping bags

  • I think there's a sale at the mall!
  • Shop, shop, shop!
  • Oh, I like!
  • Shop 'till you drop!
  • Oh, I think I got that!
  • Oh, I've got to have that!
  • That's so in this season
  • Move it or lose it!
  • Is that a parking spot?!
  • Suck sidewalk!
  • Watch the shopping bags, asshole!
  • Oh, my credit cards!
  • All those labels ruined!
  • Shit, man! Keep your eyes open!
  • Carpet lover!
  • Get yourself some glasses!

Asian lady

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Video of quotes.

  • Gonna take you down to Chinatown!
  • I karate kick you!
  • Me so horny!
  • Me love you long time!
  • Me no speak English!
  • Me no speak Chinese!
  • Bad driver!
  • Crazy driver!
  • Crazy man!
  • Bad man!
  • You make big trouble for yourself!
  • Me one crazy lady!
  • You drive like lady!
  • He's so cool!



Video of quotes.

  • Move your ass!
  • Drive, bitch!
  • Come on, bitch!
  • Get out of my way!
  • Ain't you got a woman?
  • You're making it there, big man!
  • Pimping like my daddy.
  • Come on, baby!
  • Hey, wanna party?
  • Green and gold, baby!
  • I got what you need!
  • I got just the thing for you!
  • Oh, mighty fine!
  • I got me a whole string of them!
  • You wanna a good time? Come to daddy!
  • Come to daddy!
  • Who's your daddy?
  • Hey, it's all about the honies!
  • Come on! Just one more trick!
  • Give me the green, you hear?
  • He's a nice guy!
  • Hey, what you doing?
  • Watch the coat, trick!
  • You watch my shoes!
  • I got give me some wheels!
  • You call that a car?
  • Watch the coke!
  • You call that a car?
  • You wanna a piece of my pie?
  • Okay, bitch!
  • Who the hell are you talking to?
  • Come on in!
  • What are you saying?
  • I only pimp women!
  • I got girls you can have.
  • He was a man!
  • Hey man, relax!
  • Don't shoot your daddy, baby!
  • Hey, I like gold, not lead!
  • Don't kill me!
  • Why'd you want to kill me for?
  • Hey, no guns, pal!
  • My beautiful wheels!
  • He carjacked me!
  • Of all the jeep!
  • He took my damn car!
  • Oh my lord!
  • You one crazy bitch!
  • Want a good time?
  • Come, on then!


Video of Quotes

  • You bastard!
  • Shift it prick!
  • Kiss my ass!
  • My name's Brad but I guess you knew that.
  • Been there done that.
  • I don't like you.
  • I smell great.
  • He's going to fade away.
  • Go on I dare ya!
  • I'm warning you!
  • You carpet muncher!
  • You skinny bum!
  • I'm going to be big.
  • This tie is really expensive.
  • You should see my apartment.
  • You looking for business?
  • Take it easy!
  • This city sucks!
  • Here's my card!
  • I got your number!
  • I'm so happy I could shit.
  • Like my tie?
  • I'm calling the cops!
  • Shit he's got a gun!



Video of quotes.

  • Get out of the way.
  • You can't drive at all.
  • I want to go home!
  • You nutter!
  • Holy Millennium Dome!
  • I do kickboxing and yoga!
  • That's the company car!
  • Get your hands of me arse!
  • Move it, American!
  • You're rubbish!
  • You smell horrible!
  • Mind the whistle!
  • You bastard!
  • I'm a gentleman!
  • Don't hurt me I'm from England!
  • Oh you peasant!
  • I'm late for a meeting!
  • You're awful!
  • Easy!
  • That's my monies car!
  • Honestly I'm an Englishman!

Taxi driver

Video of quotes.

  • Learn to drive!
  • Hey! My cab!
  • Hey moron!
  • You're a prick!
  • You crazy idiot!
  • I don't deserve this!
  • Get lost you!
  • That is my damn cab!
  • He took my cab!
  • Get out!
  • Are you talking to me!
  • What are you doing?
  • Get out of the road!
  • Piss off!
  • Get lost!
  • Watch the cab punk!
  • That is my cab!
  • Get in the back! Ahhh!
  • Hey my cab!
  • You prick!
  • He took my cab!
  • Crazy idiot!

Young black woman

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  • Watch it!
  • Hole!
  • Is that designer?
  • Hey, look, but don't touch!
  • Watch the curvers!
  • Oh my god, what if you hit me?
  • Hey, move it, lo rolla!
  • It was so like...
  • That's so last season!
  • Hmm...
  • I so need a facial!
  • It's not easy looking this good!
  • Honestly!
  • Uh-huh!
  • Hey, do I look okay?
  • Hey!
  • Not my shoes!
  • These shoes are new-a!
  • Oh no, please don't!
  • Please!
  • I just had my hair done!
  • Watch it, asshole!
  • Oh my god!
  • Oh no, please!
  • Oh!
  • Poor bastard!
  • Oh, that's so messy!

Overweight black woman

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  • Ride, bitch!
  • I'm about to kick your butt!
  • That's real pretty driving sister!
  • Get out of my way, ho!
  • Hurry up, I'm a beautician!
  • Open your eyes!
  • What's wrong with you, fool?
  • You're in love with your boyfriend!
  • Hmm, uh-huh...
  • That's right, baby...
  • Go, girlfriend!
  • What's up, my sister?
  • Anytime he wants it, I'm ready!
  • Real pretty, real classy!
  • What you doing?
  • You're trying to kill me?
  • You're a crazy fool!
  • That's no way to treat a lady!
  • Are you crazy?
  • Oh, no! Hell no!
  • Oh, not me!
  • Oh, no! Not my wheels, fool!
  • Damn fool! Watch the nails!
  • Shit, boy!
  • You ain't a brother!
  • Oh, baby, you real gone!
  • Oh, my!
  • Sweet Jesus!

White businesswoman

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Video of quotes

  • I like what you're trying to do with your hair!
  • Course I slept my way to the top!
  • How about a corporate merger?
  • I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
  • Check out the portfolio!
  • Who's your stylist?
  • I'll see you in court!
  • Did you see that?
  • This is sexual harassment!
  • Typical men!
  • Like I have time for kids!
  • Is that my car service?
  • Get out of it!
  • Touch my car and die!
  • Move or I'll flatten you!
  • Get out of it, weenie!
  • You, off my planet!
  • Shit, I broke a heel!
  • What are you doing?
  • God no!
  • Oh, heavens!
  • Oh, help!
  • Oh, police!
  • Get off me!
  • Asshole!
  • Do you know who I am?
  • Get out of my face!
  • Awful!
  • I'm important!
  • Where did you grow up?
  • Well, I never
  • Ach, who gives a shit?
  • Oh, whatever!

Black businesswoman

  • You on welfare?!
  • I'll kill you if you touch my car!
  • I will run your ass over!
  • Get a job!
  • Damn man drivers!
  • Let's do lunch
  • We're thinking of merging
  • Stocks are up again
  • I love the look
  • I'm a professional
  • I will sue you!
  • Who has time for kids?
  • Oh my lord!
  • That's the second time today!
  • That's new!
  • Don't you touch me!
  • I just bought that!
  • Those are my leather seats!
  • Sexual harassment!
  • That is so insane

Middle-aged woman

  • What are ya, blind?!
  • Watch where you're going, asshole!
  • Heel-dragger!
  • Open your freakin' eyes!
  • You freakin' jackass!
  • Nice to meet 'chu!
  • Cramps, y'know!
  • Shit! I broke a nail!
  • Do I look fat in this?
  • Men, honestly!
  • Have you got a license?!
  • Get off the curb!
  • Mother of Mary!
  • He's a maniac!
  • That's my car! What are you doing to my car?!
  • MY BABY!
  • Ah, that's my purse!
  • That guy's a maniac!
  • HELP!
  • Jackass!
  • Someone call 911!

Female celebrity

  • I need a cigarette!
  • Roll over!
  • Talk to my people!
  • Where's my agent?
  • What are you wearing?
  • the hand!
  • Call in a camera crew!
  • Watch my implants!
  • Watch it, punk!
  • Get off, eve!
  • Don't touch my face!
  • I'm a beautician!
  • He's gone postal!
  • What's up?

Female redneck

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  • Howdy!
  • Hi, how are you?
  • Hey, y'all!
  • Keep your eyes on the road!
  • Watch you fry, guy!
  • I hope you got a good look!
  • Leave me alone!
  • Stop!
  • Stupid!
  • You ass-hole!
  • I'm hot and you're not!
  • Look at what's passin' you by!
  • Run in the family!
  • Outta my way, you fool!
  • Cotton pickin' cream puff!
  • I can't believe this is happenin'
  • God, I'm so sorry!
  • Animals!
  • So stupid!
  • What are you doing?
  • You pole cat!

Young black street woman

  • Bye, bitch!
  • I'm about to kick your ass!
  • Your man's screwin' around!
  • Real pretty driving, sister!
  • You are one fast ho!
  • Why you playin'?
  • What's up, my sister?
  • He stand by me!
  • Anytime he wants it, I'm ready!
  • Nice lipstick, sister!
  • Man better open his eyes!
  • No way to treat a lady!
  • Oh no! Hell no!
  • You're one big guy...
  • Oh no, not my wheels!
  • Damn, fool! Watch the nails!
  • You ain't a real brother!
  • Oh, sweet Jesus!

Hispanic businesswoman

  • Damn, the homeless!
  • Touch my car and die!
  • Ain't you got a job?!
  • Girl, love that look!
  • Don't be ridiculous!
  • Power lunch, anyone?
  • The market is up
  • Shit!
  • I got a family!
  • I broke a heel!
  • My secretary drives a nicer car!
  • Oh, heavens!
  • Take it all, just leave me alone!
  • Please don't hurt me I'm divorced!
  • What kind of city is this?!
  • That's insane!
  • That was awful!

Liberty City Cocks woman

  • Go Cocks!
  • I just LOVE the Cockerels!
  • Up the Beavers!
  • Little Timmy plays real good!
  • What's the offside throw?!
  • Bob, help me!
  • I've got kids, asshole!
  • Hey, I've been divorced twelve times!
  • Bob, did you see that?!
  • What kind of country is this?!
  • Get them over!
  • Trying to kill us all?
  • Call the cops!
  • This guy's an asshole!
  • I have a family!
  • I got kids, asshole!
  • What the f...
  • Help!
  • Did you see that?
  • Come on, the cocks!
  • Come, you cocks!
  • You nearly hit me!

White construction worker

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  • Get off the road!
  • Pansy!
  • I'm gonna run your ass over!
  • You drive like a pussy!
  • Where's my damn tools?
  • You can sail the seven seas!
  • Young man!
  • There's a place you can go!
  • There's no need to feel down!
  • Call the YMCA!
  • In the navy!
  • Wow! Easy on the gas!
  • Open your fricking eyes!
  • Watch it, deepshit piece of trash!
  • Damn retard!
  • Looking good, sweetheart!
  • (whistles) Nice beaver!
  • It's your funeral!
  • Come on, pretty boy!
  • I'll roast you!
  • You got a death wish?
  • Let's cuddle!
  • What are you doing? Put it down!
  • Not me!
  • My toolbox!

Black construction worker

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  • Get off the road!
  • Pansy!
  • I'm gonna run your ass over!
  • You drive like a pussy!
  • You got a license?
  • Where's my damn tools?
  • My frigging back is killing me!
  • Check up the zeppelins!
  • You're from the Teamsters!
  • Hot tamale!
  • Hmm, look at that!
  • Nice! Beaver!
  • Looking good, sweetheart!
  • Wow, easy on the gas!
  • Open your freaking eyes!
  • Freaking yuppie!
  • Watch it!
  • Damn retard!
  • Wanna party?
  • Come on, pretty boy!
  • I'll roast you!
  • You got a death wish?
  • It's your funeral!
  • What are you doing?
  • Put it down!
  • Not me!
  • I'm a working man!
  • My toolbox!

Black male sports fan

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  • Drive carefully!
  • You're causing trouble!
  • Shift yourself!
  • Watch the damn rush!
  • Careful, I'm out a car!
  • Come on, cock rolls!
  • Up the Beavers!
  • Those cocksucks!
  • Cloud in the city clocks!
  • Car swam!
  • It's all you got, eh?
  • Hooligan!
  • Careful!
  • You are a Beaver's fan?!
  • Okay, then!
  • You got named!
  • I'll murder you!
  • You see that?!
  • Get out of here!

White male sports fan

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Video of quotes

  • You see that?
  • Careful!
  • Go get out of here!
  • Watch the damn rush!
  • Out of my way!
  • Uptown's Beavers!
  • Those cocks suck!
  • Beavers, now!
  • Who again?
  • You're a Beavers fan?
  • You're causing trouble!
  • Hey, shut yourself!
  • Alright, then!
  • Loser!
  • Asshole!
  • What, you nuts?
  • What are you doing?

White female sports fan

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Video of quotes (voice 1)
Video of quotes (voice 2)

  • Get them over!
  • Trying to kill us all?
  • Call the cops!
  • This guy's an asshole!
  • I have a family!
  • I got kids, asshole!
  • What the f...
  • Help!
  • Did you see that?
  • Come on, the cocks!
  • Come, you cocks!
  • You nearly hit me!

Male steward

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Video of quotes

  • Nice driving, asshole!
  • You're speed bump!
  • I'm looking at a dead man!
  • You're blind!
  • I'm gonna kill you!
  • Give us a tip!
  • What no tip? You cheap bastards?
  • You're freaking tourists!
  • D-M-V
  • Hey, mister, I'm sorry
  • Up yours!
  • You want a deathwish?
  • I'm gonna rip your rip?
  • Are you a bunchbag?
  • You want some of this?
  • Take it easy, pal!
  • Hey, just relax!
  • Take it!

Female steward

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Video of quotes

  • Hope you like my threats!
  • Kiss my fender
  • Life's a bitch!
  • That was close!
  • You heard of a tip?
  • I can't break that!
  • I can change that!
  • You got nothing smaller, mister?
  • What a jerk!
  • What a pencil hat!
  • Please don't kill me!
  • I'm only a girl!
  • Have some mercy!

Alternative voice:

  • I hope you like my threats!
  • Would you learn to drive?
  • What're you doing?
  • Damn!
  • Asshole!
  • I can't break that!
  • You heard of a tip!
  • Bitch...
  • Winner!
  • Bastard!
  • What a jerk!
  • Scumbag!
  • That was close
  • Sucker!
  • Get out of here
  • Leave me alone!
  • You heard of a tip?

Grey overalls working man with cowboy accent

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  • What do you think you're doing?
  • What are you? Ignorant?
  • Flap around my axle!
  • Out of my way!
  • You ain't from here!
  • You're squealing like a pig!
  • Damn foreigners, how you doing?
  • I reckon you be all right!
  • Y'all from around here?
  • Come back, now!
  • You'll never know that!
  • That's one cheap car!
  • How did you get a license?
  • It'll pop your mouth!
  • Your damn foreigners!
  • Sweet Jesus!
  • Yeehaw!
  • You're looking for an ass whooping?
  • Ain't from around here, are you?
  • What are you doing?
  • What you're doing, fella?
  • Who are you?
  • Oh, my god!

Overweight white lady

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  • What a lunatic!
  • What was that?
  • Oh, Lord!
  • I can barely move!
  • Watch out!
  • Coming through!
  • Watch my car!
  • Idiot!
  • Drive carefully!
  • Yeah, move along!
  • Get going!
  • I gotta eat soon!
  • Where am I? Can I get a bite?
  • I don't know where I am and I'm hungry!
  • Just don't touch me!
  • Hey!
  • Get off me!
  • I'd chase you if I could run!
  • He tried to kill me!
  • You hate fat people, don't you?
  • You skinny bum!
  • You nearly knocked me over!
  • Hey, watch it!
  • You got a diet soda?
  • Hey, I'll eat your crust!
  • Oh, look at me, I'm dripping!
  • I'm sweating all over!
  • It's baby fat. Haven't lost it yet.
  • I'm just big boned!
  • Get me another donut! I'm hungry!
  • I wanna puke!

Overweight ginger male in blue outfit

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  • You got any donuts?
  • I wanna eat soon!
  • Seeing such fat, it's embarrassing!
  • I'm gonna start jogging soon!
  • I like barbecue!
  • You're hungry?
  • I bet the dinner's open!
  • Hey, slow down!
  • Hm, I'll go to the bar!
  • I don't move so fast!
  • I ain't hiding!
  • Eh, watch out!
  • Mind out!
  • Are you blind?
  • I know I'm a big target!
  • You nearly hit me!
  • What the hell?
  • You're a loser!
  • Get out of my car!
  • I don't like to walk!
  • Oh, my car!
  • That's my grocery money!
  • Only a dollar!
  • Leave me alone!
  • Where the hell am I?
  • Where am I, Jenny?
  • Drive slower!
  • Are you a druggie?
  • Maniac!
  • Mind my car!
  • You wanna fight?
  • Get me, punk!
  • Watch the rush!
  • Are you in a hurry?
  • Watch the car!

Black old lady

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  • Oh, man!
  • Hurry up!
  • I got to get to the hospital!
  • Come on, get a move on!
  • Get out of the road!
  • Shift it!
  • Idiot!
  • Wasn't like this in my day!
  • Damn kids, ain't got no respect!
  • Okay, this place ain't fit to die!
  • I left out my dentures!
  • They don't care about my welfare!
  • Only if I was fifty years younger...
  • No families, no respect...
  • Right here!
  • You gotta kiss me!
  • Hey!
  • Watch out!
  • Watch it!
  • I'm old!
  • I got cataracts and I saw me!
  • You young whippersnapper!
  • Respect the elderly!
  • Geez!
  • You're trying to kill me off?
  • He touched me and took my car!
  • Stop touching me!
  • Get your hands off me!
  • My car!
  • I needed that car!
  • Take it but leave my dignity!
  • Hey!
  • Don't touch me, okay?
  • You don't hurt me!
  • Picking old women now?
  • Leave me alone!
  • You wanna learn some respect?
  • I got family, you know?
  • In all my years!
  • I'll eat you if that what it takes!
  • I ain't never seen that before!

Black-clothed businessman

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  • Out of the way!
  • Damn it!
  • Watch it, jackass!
  • I'm late for a meeting!
  • E-e-excuse me!
  • Please!
  • Watch the suit!
  • Easy!
  • You maniac!
  • What do you think you are?
  • Do you know who I am?
  • I used to box at Harvard!
  • Come on, then, popper!
  • I do kickboxing!
  • Buy low, sell high!
  • I'm off to the club!
  • Show me the money!
  • You smell funny!
  • Look, I'm extremely busy!
  • This isn't a ghetto!
  • Oh! Please no! Please!
  • I'm gay!
  • I just bought that!
  • That's my company car!
  • Take it all, just leave me my palm!
  • Please don't hurt me! I'm important!
  • Gotta go!
  • Honestly!
  • Leave me alone!
  • Animals!

Brown-clothed businessman

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  • You drive like shit!
  • You got insurance?
  • You're trying to kill us all!
  • You drive awful!
  • Hey, watch out!
  • Watch the f...!
  • Drive slower!
  • You nearly killed me!
  • Asshole!
  • This place is... is real dangerous!
  • I'm gonna get a gun!
  • Guns don't kill people, people kill people!
  • Guns help, though!
  • You got protection?
  • You murderer!
  • What's up, honey?
  • Hehe, baby!
  • Where have you been on, my life?
  • Huh? You wanna fight?
  • I ain't responsible!
  • I-if that's your game...
  • I ain't scared of you!
  • I warn you!
  • Get off! Hey, that's my car!
  • Get out of my car!
  • Take it, just don't kill me!
  • Just take it, alright?

Old Chinatown man

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Video of quotes

  • You call that a car?
  • You blurred my rear view mirror!
  • You bastard!
  • You gonna die!
  • Get lost!
  • You maniac!
  • How much do you pay?
  • No, no, no! That too little!
  • Ok, we make a deal!
  • Get that import!
  • It's no trouble!
  • I get you back!
  • You the maturist!
  • Ai, ai, ai! Get you back!
  • Want to die?
  • Me black belt!
  • -growling-
  • Oh, you looking good!
  • Oh, very a-sexy lady!
  • You are gonna know pain!
  • You pay now!
  • Ay, a-ta-da, ah, tough guy, aya?
  • You wanna trouble?
  • That my new car!
  • Please no hurt me!

White jacket Chinatown man

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Video of quotes

  • You call that a car?
  • You're blurring my rearview!
  • Get lost!
  • Maniac!
  • You moron!
  • You drive real bad!
  • It's all fresh!
  • Not today!
  • It's no trouble!
  • How much you pay?
  • Okay, okay, we make deal!
  • You idiot fish man!
  • Fool!
  • Damn tourist!
  • Get a ?
  • I get you back!
  • Hey, looking good!
  • Hey, mama, you look good to me, huh?
  • Tough man, eh?
  • You put down, now!
  • Big man!
  • I'm a black belt!
  • You gonna know pain!
  • You're on trouble!
  • I got my cousins!
  • No, mister, no!
  • Please, no hurt!
  • Is all fresh!

Black female with red outfit

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Video of quotes

  • Watch it!
  • Hole!
  • Is that designer?
  • Hey, look, but don't touch!
  • Watch the curvers!
  • Oh my god, what if you hit me?
  • Hey, move it, lo rolla!
  • It was so like...
  • That's so last season!
  • Hmm...
  • I so need a facial!
  • It's not easy looking this good!
  • Honestly!
  • Uh-huh!
  • Hey, do I look okay?
  • Hey!
  • Not my shoes!
  • These shoes are new-a!
  • Oh no, please don't!
  • Please!
  • I just had my hair done!
  • Watch it, asshole!
  • Oh my god!
  • Oh no, please!
  • Oh!
  • Poor bastard!
  • Oh, that's so messy!

Black young male

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Video of quotes

  • You're about to get pumped down!
  • You best be calling your mama!
  • Wanna talk about it?
  • You's about to get rolled down!
  • Run away, yo!
  • Bang, yo, bang!
  • You reall smart!
  • What up, yo?
  • Hey!
  • Easy, brother!
  • For real, yo!
  • He's good people!
  • What's up?
  • What's the gators?
  • You making it, pimp!
  • I'll bust your ass!
  • Get out the damn car!
  • Punk ass bitch!
  • Hey, baby!
  • That's a nice booty!
  • Damn, ma, you look fine!
  • Someone looking to get dusted?
  • You messing with the crew?
  • Are you for real?
  • You're a dead bitch!
  • You wanna die?
  • Yeah, baby!
  • Forget about it, punk!
  • Hell no!
  • What the dealio?
  • You pimping, biatch!
  • Damn!
  • That's cool! That's cool! Easy!

Black man with headphones

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Video of quotes

  • Drive slower!
  • Are you on drugs?
  • Freaking maniac!
  • Mind my car!
  • You jackass!
  • You nearly hit me!
  • You scally punk!
  • You wanna fight?
  • I ain't hiding!
  • You blind?
  • Got any donnuts?
  • Man, I gotta start jogging!
  • It's embarrassing!
  • You hungry?
  • I can't move so fast!
  • Hey, slow down!
  • I don't move so fast!
  • I'm feeling a bit hungry!
  • Let's go to the bowl!
  • You loser!
  • What the hell?
  • What?
  • Get out of my car!
  • I'm not walking!
  • Hey, my car!
  • Where the hell am I?
  • Can you tell me where?
  • Where's this?
  • That's my grocery money!
  • Oh, just take it!
  • Oh, just leave me alone!

Grey overalls working black man

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Video of quotes

  • Freaking moron!
  • Dipshit!
  • Hot damn!
  • Hey, easy!
  • (Laughing) What's up, B?
  • What's a brother gotta do?
  • Damn!
  • Better recognize!
  • Damn!
  • Show a brother respect, man!
  • You're looking fine, girl!
  • That's a sexy lady!
  • Your mama's so fat!
  • Please, don't do it!
  • I-It's not worth it!
  • I-I got a family!
  • You want some of this?
  • I'm gonna tap you!

Old sailor

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Video of quotes

  • Watch it, sailor!
  • Jerk off!
  • Ass!
  • You're blind?
  • Hottie, it's hottie!
  • Yum-yum!
  • Nice tits, babe!
  • This is a recipe for trouble!
  • Meat punk!
  • This is going to be a one-two cumble!
  • Don't usually fight kids!
  • Christ, no!
  • You're messing with the union!
  • I hope you're insured!
  • Hope you got airbags!
  • Gonna crack you on ice!
  • There she blows!
  • Port side!
  • Get out of my face!
  • I need some overtime!
  • Back on land!
  • I'm getting too old for this!
  • Ah, the sea! It's in my blood!
  • I'm up at six, I'm home by nine!

Young sailor

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Video of quotes

  • I hope you're insured!
  • Hey, you got airbags?
  • Get out of my face!
  • Hey!
  • Kiss my ass!
  • You call that driving?
  • They give licenses to anybody these days!
  • Freaking land lover!
  • This is what I call proper shore leave!
  • Time for a little warm air!
  • Finally back on land!
  • The sea, she calls me!
  • I need some overtime
  • (whistling)
  • (kissing)
  • How are you doing, babe?
  • U-hum
  • You want some of this?
  • You gotta be kidding
  • This be punk
  • Down! Down! Crazy! No!
  • Please, no!

Old black man

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Video of quotes

  • Run away, yo!
  • Bang, yo bang!
  • You're about to get pumped up!
  • Yeah, you real smart!
  • Damn pimp!
  • You ain't no brother!
  • What up, yo!
  • Real good!
  • Yeah! On the four twenty!
  • Whazzup?
  • Easy, brother!
  • I am bitching you!
  • Damn fool!
  • Pity fool! The jews eat my cereal!
  • I'll bust your ass!
  • Get out the damn car!
  • Hell no!
  • Damn babe, you look fine!
  • Real nice, babe, real nice!
  • Nice ass!
  • Punk ass bitch!
  • Someone looking to get dusted?
  • You for real?
  • Yeah, babe!
  • You're a dead bitch!
  • You wanna die?
  • Forget about it, punk!
  • Uh-huh!
  • What the deal, yo?
  • Bitch!
  • Hell no!
  • Yeah, on the four twenty!

Male Scottish tramp

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Video of quotes

  • Move it!
  • Off my car!
  • That's my car!
  • Bastard!
  • I'll get you!
  • Aye-aye!
  • Shut up!
  • What is that with, oh that place?
  • I'm guffing!
  • Jesus!
  • Jesus, you're mental!
  • Watch it!
  • Your boss!
  • You're a madman!
  • Danny!
  • Goody no!
  • You're mental!
  • No way, sunny!
  • I'll get you!
  • I'm gonna eat it!
  • I'll take you down!
  • What are you doing?
  • That's enough of that!
  • What am I without my darling?

Female Irish tramp

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Video of quotes

  • Eh, you're idiot!
  • Lick my arse!
  • Perfect sick!
  • Hurry!
  • I need a bath!
  • I smell a pesh!
  • Anybody's gone!
  • Smell your ma!
  • Gets a dollar!
  • Move it!
  • Lend us your coat!
  • Hey, I'm homeless!
  • Bastard! I'll do you something, I'll do your Wendy's!
  • Bloody cheeky pop!
  • Bite my arse!
  • I used to be a model!
  • Oh my god!
  • For god's sake!
  • For fuck's sake!
  • What's happening?
  • I am an innocent woman!
  • Mother of god!
  • I've got nothing for you!

Old lady with shopbags

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Video of quotes

  • I'm late for my nails!
  • I gotta get my veins plucked!
  • Douchebag!
  • Dipshit!
  • Loser!
  • Get his license!
  • You see that?
  • Oh my god!
  • You see that, Marie?!
  • He's a lunatic!
  • Me out of here! Puttish!
  • He's no good!
  • Treats me proper like a princess!
  • You're nice in leopard skin!
  • We're going to Aruba!
  • I hate his freakin' mother!
  • Murderer!
  • Just had my hair done!
  • Go learn to drive!
  • Real fancy driving!
  • I got friends, wise guy!
  • Touch me, you're dead!
  • Ain't you got respect for the elders?
  • I'm an old lady, for Christ's sake!
  • Pretty!

Male nurse

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Video of quotes

  • Coming through!
  • Dead ahead!
  • Open your freaking eyes!
  • You're a freaking hazard!
  • Road kill!
  • Just say A!
  • Drop your pants, please!
  • Take to and party!
  • I've got to scrub down!
  • That's how accidents happen!
  • Did someone get his license?
  • Better call 911!
  • We got ourselves a bleeder!
  • I'll live you for dead!
  • Wow!
  • Damn you!
  • For God's sakes!
  • Please, I'm a male nurse!
  • You're an organ donor?
  • Just say "aah"

Female nurse

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Video of quotes

  • Careful!
  • Where did you learn to drive?
  • What are you trying to prove?
  • Are you trying to get killed?
  • You are nuts!
  • This guy is a loser!
  • Hey!
  • Do you who I am?
  • I'm working healthcare!
  • Guy lost a lot of blood!
  • Give him CPR!
  • Get doctor Chop
  • Ain't nothing like the TV!
  • Watch it!
  • You idiot!
  • You lost it, buddy!
  • Do you what I've done?
  • Get doctor Chop!

Old Chinese lady with brown coat

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Video of quotes

  • Get ready for the taste of the oven!
  • I'm going to karate kick you!
  • You drive like a lady!
  • You're a rubbish driver!
  • My rings are so soft!
  • You're so fine!
  • You're wrong time!
  • Me no speak English!
  • You are crazy driver!
  • Bad man! Real bad man!
  • Get my husband!
  • I have a driver!
  • You crazy, mister!
  • Please, mister, no!
  • Big man, huh!

Italian man with black jacket

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Video of quotes

  • Stronzo!
  • Here you go! Look, look!
  • My road, my rules!
  • Move it!
  • You call that a car?
  • Hey, no problem, alright?
  • Forget about it!
  • Are you kidding me?
  • Needs more mozzarella!
  • Hey, paisan!
  • I'm gonna be made!
  • You know who you're messing with?
  • Get out of the car!
  • You call that driving?
  • Hey, people these days!
  • Mamma mia!
  • I'm gonna bust your balls!
  • I'm looking at a dead man!
  • What? You want some?
  • Put it down!
  • I don't think so!
  • Meet the real gladiator!
  • Left you down for the count!
  • Are you freaking retarded?
  • W-What did I do to you?
  • Not my capricorni!

Italian man with blue coat and hat

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Video of quotes

  • You're looking for trouble?
  • Forget about it!
  • Are you freaking retarded?
  • Hey, put it down, mister!
  • Put it down!
  • What? Eeh!
  • Seem Valentine's Day!
  • Dead man walking here!
  • Meet the real gladiator!
  • You want some?
  • I'm gonna bust your balls!
  • Freaking mook!
  • Mamma mia!
  • What? What? What?
  • Hey, paisan!
  • Needs more... mozzarella?
  • What? Are you kidding me?
  • People of these days!
  • Forget about it!
  • Hey!
  • Better be covered!
  • I'm about to bust your ass!
  • You gonna pay a big time!
  • Now, move it!
  • Hey, my road!
  • You gonna get trouble!
  • You call that driving?
  • Ciao!

White female with red tracksuit

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Video of quotes

  • Real pretty!
  • Oh, marvellous great!
  • We're going to Aruba!
  • He's no good!
  • Real nice in leopard skin!
  • His mother's coming she hates me!
  • You bastard!
  • Watch out for my hair!
  • Careful! I got heels on!
  • You see that, Marie?!
  • I got your license number!
  • You learn to drive!
  • That's my husband's car!
  • My veto will find you!
  • Bully! That big bully!
  • My husband will kill you!
  • Watch the pain!
  • Loser!
  • Get his license!
  • You can't drive
  • You retarded!
  • You see that!
  • He's a lunatic!
  • Get me out of here!

Male college student with black coat

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Video of quotes

  • Dude!
  • Undereducated moron!
  • Can't you read?
  • Can you spell "idiot"?
  • Jackass!
  • I got class, dude!
  • That tacky sack!
  • Like, dude!
  • She likes me?
  • Where's your social conscience?
  • You got no education!
  • Watch out!
  • Ignorant asshole!
  • Be careful!
  • I'll fight you if I have to!
  • You don't want trouble!
  • I'm a pacifist, bud!
  • Please, don't kill me!
  • Dude, real heavy!
  • No, dude!
  • Let's get out of here!

Female college student

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Video of quotes

  • Move it, hillbilly!
  • Coming through!
  • Heard of driver's ed?
  • Late for lecture!
  • I gotta hand in my assignment!
  • My dog ate my homework!
  • I get really high grades!
  • I hate cafeteria food!
  • Big city, bad driving!
  • Does everybody drive like this?
  • They don't drive like this back home!
  • Look at your driving!
  • I've got kittens tougher than you!
  • Get ready for an ass kickin'!
  • What are you doing?
  • I'll do it!
  • Please, don't hurt me!
  • I'm too young to die!
  • What are you doing?
  • Hey, my homework!
  • That's my homework!
  • I'm getting my boyfriend!


Leone Mafia


Leone Mafia members speak English, but also in Italian and Sicilian. Translations are shown in parenthesis.

  • You asshole!
  • You drive like a woman!
  • Think you're a wise guy, eh?
  • You trying to die?
  • Prick!
  • I'll whack you next time.
  • We're going to the mattresses.
  • She's the mother of my children.
  • Hey, I can read!
  • The bossman wants you.
  • It's no trouble for you.
  • Come over for dinner.
  • You got his number?
  • Get him, prick!
  • Wanna talk about it?
  • Come here and apologize!
  • Nice piece of ass!
  • Whatcha doing later, sweetheart?
  • Hey, gorgeous!
  • You looking to die?
  • Wanna play rough?
  • I'll kill you, tough guy.
  • You're dead. Kaput.
  • I suggest you run away, fast.
  • Get out of my car!
  • I need those wheels, tough guy!
  • Come on, get lost.
  • Real good red sauce, like blood.
  • You nearly hit me!
  • Yeah, yeah.
  • Mamma mia! ("Oh my goodness!")
  • Che ti freni, stronzo? ("Why are you braking, asshole?")
  • Testa di minchia! ("Dickhead!")
  • Guidi come na femmina! ("You drive like a woman!")
  • Macché, ti credi furbo? ("What, you think you're clever?")
  • Ey, guarda la strada! ("Hey, watch the road!")
  • Che, ci vogliamo ammazzare qua? ("What, are we going to kill each other here, huh?")
  • Hmm, ci vorrebbe una bella partita de pallone ("Hmm, a good football match would be great")
  • Chista la madre dei figli miei ("This is the mother of my children")
  • Mì, guarda che so leggere, eh? ("Hey I can read, ok?")
  • Oh, non sono mica cazzi tuoi! ("Oi, it's none of your fucking business!")
  • Vieni accà che la cena è servita ("Come here, dinner's served")
  • Bene quando è rosso sangue ("Good when it's red blood")
  • Che, ce l'hai lo numero suo? ("Did you get their number?")
  • Attento al mio vestito, minchione! ("Watch out for my suit, dumbass!")
  • Minchia, torna qui! ("Fuck, come back here!")
  • Minchia, mi ha quase steso! ("Fuck, he almost knocked me down!")
  • Portatemelo accà! ("Bring him back here!")
  • Scusa, testa di minchia! ("Sorry, dickhead!")
  • Ciao, bambola! ("Hey, babe")
  • Che fai stasera, dolcezza? ("What are you doing tonight, sweetheart?")
  • Minchia, m'attizzi, bella! ("Fuck, you're turning me on, babe!")
  • Che, cerchi storie, amico? ("You looking for trouble, man?")
  • Oh, vieni da papà picciotto! ("Come to papa, little man!")
  • Ma vuoi proprio che ti spacco la testa? ("Do you really want me to crack your head?")
  • Sei già cibo per i vermi, amico! ("You're already food for the worms, man!")
  • Minchia, fatti sotto! ("Fuck, bring it on!")
  • Ehi, fuori dalla mia macchina! ("Hey, get out of my car!")
  • Ey, ti ho visto in faccia: sei già morto! ("Hey, I saw your face: you're already dead!")
  • E dai, vieni fuori ("Come on, get out!")
  • Amico, mi servono le tue quattro ruote ("Friend, I need your wheels")
  • Ehi, paesano! ("Hey, homie")


  • You are so dead!
  • Stand ahead!
  • Scream dream!
  • Asshole!
  • I'm starving here!
  • Quit playing!
  • More money, more problems.
  • Hey, get your eyes checked!
  • You call that driving?
  • Pain is my middle name!
  • I see pain in your future!
  • Somebody call the medic!
  • You feel lucky, punk?
  • And the winner by knockout is...!
  • Not this one! No!
  • I think I'll be taking this!
  • I take this!
  • Getting up all in my face.
  • Shake it, baby!
  • Foxy lady!
  • Ooh, ma, ma, ma...
  • No way, no way!
  • Easy, dragon breath!
  • Okay!



Diablo members sometimes speak Spanish. Translations are shown in parenthesis.

  • I hope you recover!
  • You're about to become a drive-thru!
  • You feel lucky? Troubles ahead!
  • Big time, my made man!
  • Hey holmes, what's up ese?
  • Hola! ("Hello!")
  • Hey amigo, que pasa? ("Hey buddy, what's up?")
  • Why you so stupid?
  • You call that the lowrider?
  • Next stop, deal with him!
  • Step aside, holmes!
  • Hasta la vista! It's gonna be your funeral! ("hasta la vista" = "bye bye")
  • You're not home anymore!
  • You're gonna die now!
  • Looking for love, baby?
  • Huum, I'm getting hungry!
  • No way holmes!
  • You're crazy muchachos!
  • Pistola! ("Pistol!")
  • I'll show you driving!
  • Hey papi! ("Hey, dad!")
  • Hey, just kicking in!
  • Never forget your familia!
  • You're so stupid man!
  • Watch it, ese!
  • Too close papi!
  • Hey, you're gonna pay for that!
  • Better step aside, holmes!
  • You came in the wrong way holmes!
  • You know the name, you know the face!
  • Hasta la vista! ("Bye bye!")
  • Chiquita!
  • Huum, no way holmes!
  • You crazy muchacho! ("muchacho" = guy, buddy)
  • Do you call that a pistola?

Colombian Cartel


The Colombian Cartel sometimes speak Spanish. Translations are shown in parenthesis. Video of quotes.

  • It's MY car, idiot!
  • Run or die!
  • Watch the wheels, gringo! ("gringo" = foreigner, especially an American)
  • You want the chainsaw, gringo?
  • You looking for trouble, gringo?
  • You big tough Yankee boy!
  • You move, big man?
  • You're gonna be sorry.
  • It's no problem to kill you.
  • Hey, you brave man, eh?
  • I'm going to kill you!
  • My damn car!
  • Muchas gracias, señor. ("Many thanks, sir!")
  • You cannot drive good.
  • Es nada, es no grande problema. ("That's nothing, that's no problem")
  • Ai ai get lost, señor dickhead! ("señor" = Mr.)
  • Puta! ("Bitch!")
  • You nearly hit me, puta!
  • Sorry, gringo!
  • Useless driver!
  • You're gonna pay for this!
  • You mighty-fine piece of ass.
  • You want to get cut up?!
  • I'm really scared, gringo!
  • It's nada, nada. (It's nothing, nothing)
  • You drive like a drunk!
  • Sí, sí bueno! (Yes, yes good!)
  • Mind the hat asshole!
  • Come on!
  • Aqui! Aqui! (Here! Here!)



The Yakuza predominantly speak Japanese, but some members speak the following lines in English:

  • You drive like asshole!
  • You wanna get dead?
  • Learn the law!
  • Dickhead!
  • You're a dickhead!
  • Show some respect!
  • Let's go to strip club.
  • I'm bored.
  • You play golf?
  • Nice suit.
  • You smell like jizz.
  • Can't you put...
  • I kill you!
  • I taught the law!
  • We see you!
  • Pathetic!
  • I kill you!
  • Big man, huh?
  • Real scary!
  • Come to daddy!
  • I'll find you!
  • I'll get you!
  • I need this!

Uptown Yardies


The Uptown Yardies speak with a Jamaican accent.

  • What you smoking?
  • Chaka chaka, rude boy.
  • Move yourself!
  • What you going stressed about?
  • Just like old times.
  • For real!
  • Just chill by smokin'
  • One love, rastaman.
  • Hey you man, big trouble!
  • You're a dead boy now!
  • It's easy out there?
  • You make me angry man!
  • One love to the big man!
  • Ooh, she have a nice piece of coconut.
  • Mighty fine for a real lady!
  • My car!
  • It's all one love.

Southside Hoods

  • You're a dead bitch!
  • Hell no!
  • What the deal, yo?
  • I got ya number.
  • I need a drink.
  • I see a world of pain!
  • Hey, what you looking at?
  • Let's keep movin'.
  • Smoke if you got them!
  • Watch your ass!
  • Relax, mister.
  • Damn bitch!
  • You now you messing with !?
  • I'm gonna bust your ass!
  • No way, man.
  • Not my wheels, man!
  • You're moving thuggin, next time.
  • Out of my car!
  • Blind bitch!
  • Damn fool!
  • Let's go, cracker.
  • Be easy, be easy, yo!
  • Oh shit, is that a gun, is that a gun?
  • You ain't no brother!
  • Run away, yo!
  • I'm bitchin' yo!
  • Real good!
  • Damn baby, you look fine!
  • Nice ass.
  • Punk ass, bitch!


Elderly security guard (in the missions Van Heist and Escort Service)

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Video of quotes

  • Always trouble!
  • I'm sixty-two years old, dammit!
  • Jesus, get out of my way!
  • What's that noise?
  • Oh, young folk making trouble!
  • Things used to be better!
  • When's coffee break?
  • I fought the war, all of them!

SPANK madmen (in the mission Kingdom Come)

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Video of quotes

  • Special delivery! TNT!
  • Come to daddy!
  • Come here!
  • Tick tock, what's on my clock? TNT!
  • Here, come I got a present for ya!
  • [insane laughters]

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