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This is a list of dialogues spoken by various pedestrians, main characters, law enforcement officials and gangsters in Grand Theft Auto Advance. All dialogues that are spoken on audio in GTA Advance are the same from GTA III.


Crashing into Mike's vehicle

Note: The following lines are the only spoken words on audio in the game other than those spoken by the police dispatcher.

  • Watch the wheels, gringo!
  • You about to pay, sucka!
  • I hope you got insurance.
  • Move yourself!
  • Move your ass!
  • Get out of my way!
  • My damn car!


On Mike being busted

  • Hey, kid! Don't drop the soap. (Dirty Laundry)
  • You won't like the prison food, kid. But enjoy the man-love! (Hot Wheels)
  • Kid! Collect the money, not time in jail! (Ill-Gotten)
  • You lost your edge, kid. I don't know why I bother. (Payback)
  • What have I always told you, kid? Don't mess with the brass unless they're wearing skirts. (Fake IDs)
  • That's no way to go through life, kid. Being in jail, I mean. (Getaway)

On Mike getting wasted

  • Damn kid. How am I going to spend all this money by myself? (Dirty Laundry)
  • How much simpler could I make the job for you? Douche bag... (Hot Wheels)
  • I didn't think you'd let a few hoods get the best of you, kid. (Ill-Gotten)
  • If you can't handle this line of business, kid, that's what happens. (Payback)
  • What's wrong with you, kid? You want to be stuck here the rest of your life? (Fake IDs)
  • Come on, kid. Just when I need you most, you drop the ball. (Getaway)


  • Dammit, kid. I told you to loose the cops before coming back. Get the hell out of here! (Fake IDs)


On Mike being busted

  • Vinnie would be ashamed of you, kid. Better luck next time. (Twisted Metal)
  • This isn't rocket science, kid. Better luck next time. (Ill Repute)
  • Maximum security prisons? Save your sheets and make a rope - I'll be there to pick you up. (Droppin' Bombs)
  • How nice. You get to spend some quality time with the boys in the pen. (Scorelli)
  • Not a good first impression, you punk. (Love Boat)
  • (Love of Money

On Mike getting wasted

  • Vinnie would be ashamed of you, kid. Better luck next time. (Twisted Metal)
  • This isn't rocket science, kid. Better luck next time. (Ill Repute)
  • Your epitaph is going to read 'Born dumb, died stupid'. (Droppin' Bombs)
  • Damn! I though you had the drop on those Scorelli goons! (Scorelli)
  • (Love of Money)


  • You led the cops to your pad! Rookie move, kid. (Getaway)
  • Damn, kid. That's no way to pay respects to your old partner. (Twisted Metal)
  • Nice work, idiot. I told you to be careful! (Droppin' Bombs)
  • Damn, kid. I wanted to drive around in Scorelli's car not have a bonfire. (Scorelli)


On Mike being busted

  • Stay away from the heat, tough guy. (Time's Up)

On Mike getting wasted

  • You're more of a punk than Vinnie was! (Time's Up)


  • I didn't know it'd be suicide to let you drive. (Love Boat)

Prostitutes (Ill Repute)


  • I was hopin' 8-Ball would send someone with more class and a better lookin' car.


  • If you wren't so cute. I wouldn't have gotten into a ride like this, sweety.

Black haired

  • If you weren't 8-Ball's friend. I'd never get in a car like this. 

Droppin' Bombs customer

Shipment delivery

  • Damn shipment's late! Tell 8-Ball he slips up like this again and we'll slit his throat!
  • Sweet! I didn't think 8-Ball was going to come through in time. Tell him I said thanks.
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