Customs Fast Track/Transcript

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Carl Johnson and Cesar Vialpando are inside the Doherty Garage, checking the engine of the Remington. CJ: Yeah, I got it. It's in the manifold. Cesar: Shit, I just changed that seal! Must have got a crimp in it, damn! Kendl Johnson enters to greet Cesar. Kendl: Hey, Ces, your boy is here. Cesar checks outside the car. Cesar: He ain't my boy. Cesar gets out of the car and goes to talk to a man standing near the entrance of the garage. Kendl: Hey, we're almost living normal life, huh. This is far from Grove Street, right? CJ: Yeah, I know, I just can't get it out of the back of my mind. Moms, Sweet, Smoke - I can't just let that go. Kendl: I know. So what we going to do about Sweet? CJ: It's a shitty situation, but I've to let it play out a little longer. OK? Kendl: OK, but be careful. We ain't trying to lose you again. CJ: That's right, sis - good looking out. Cesar comes back to talk to CJ. Cesar: Hey, Carl, I gotta rap to you holmes. I know a guy who knows a guy who handles freight containers down on the docks. He saw one of the containers was loading up cars and one was a match of a car on a customer's wishlist. So, he marked the container with a spray can, but it might be too late. The ship's loading and it moves out tomorrow. CJ: OK, let's go peep it out - see what we can see. CJ and Cesar go outside, and get into Cesar's Savanna and drive off to Easter Basin. Cesar: C'mon, ese, you can drive! CJ: Don't I always? Cesar: How we going to steal a car off a container ship, holmes? CJ: You know, the same way they got on - use a dockside crane! Cesar: Man, those things are real high up - I ain't too good with ladders and I'm afraid of heights! CJ: OK, I'll use the crane. You better be ready to crack the container. CJ and Cesar arrive near the ship and the crane. Cesar: That's the ship, CJ! CJ: OK, I'll go sort out the crane, gimme a second. Cesar: Well, be quick, I don't wanna be caught sleeping out here! CJ gets into the crane, only to find that all crates on the ship are unmarked. CJ: Cesar, none of these is marked with spray paint! Cesar: Well, we'll just have to try one at a time, eh! CJ picks a container and drops it on the ground. Cesar opens it up, only to find a Club inside. Cesar: Not this one, CJ! CJ picks another container and drops it on the ground. Cesar opens that one, but finds the wrong car again, this time, a Perennial. Cesar: No luck, CJ, try another! CJ picks the last container and drops it on the ground. Cesar opens it up and finds the correct car inside - a Jester. Cesar: Okay, CJ, this is the one! Good work, holmes! Suddenly, some guards arrive in a Sentinel and start attacking Cesar. Guard: Hey! What the fuck do you think you are doing?! Cesar: CJ, I could do with some help! CJ gets out of the crane and he and Cesar kill the guards. Some more guards arrive in a Sentinel. Guard: Hey, hold it right there! Cesar: I could do with a little help, CJ! CJ and Cesar kill the guards. A third wave of guards arrives on foot. Guard: Stay right there, you thieving bastard! CJ and Cesar kill all the guards. Cesar: Let's just get the car and get out of here! CJ and Cesar get into the Jester and drive back to the Doherty Garage. CJ: There gotta be an easier way of earning a living than this. Cesar: Sure holmes, I guess. But what else are you qualified for? CJ: Yeah, I feel you. If CJ damages the car along the way... Cesar: Hey, CJ, we get paid on the condition of the car, holmes! Be more careful! CJ: Who's driving, me or you? CJ and Cesar arrive at the Doherty Garage. Cesar: Hey holmes, that was fun, we should do that again! (line variant 1) Cesar: That was like a piece of tortilla, holmes! (line variant 2)