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Creative Plastic Surgery is a plastic surgery radio advertisement in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Commercial

Transcript
Woman 1: You’re good, but let's be honest - you’re not perfect. And that's not American. We strive to be number one in everything - sports, politics, economics, homelessness, degeneracy! Los Santos is the home of beauty and glamour for the whole world! Live up to society’s expectations! Play your part! Your body is a work of art - don’t leave it half-finished. It’s time for your Creative Plastic Surgery. We’ll make your face as tight as a drum! We’ll suck fat out of your body with an industrial pump! Increase your confidence with fake breasts! Make sure people know what you’re all about! More adventurous? Why not try an extra nose or three breasts? You know how much men like breasts! Can you imagine how wild they’ll go for udders?
Man: My wife was complaining that she did all the work. Carried the baby for nine months, had painful labor... it’s not fair to her my nipples are useless! That’s why I had Creative Plastic Surgery. I got a set of udders installed! Now my son can suck my udders while I’m watching the game! The fellas at the bar love them, too!
Woman 2: Men never stared lasciviously at my ass. Then I had a tail attached. Now, people can’t stop looking!
Woman 1: Beauty is not skin deep. It’s less than that. Creative Plastic Surgery. Achieve your own utopia.

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