Martinez: |
Hey, Victor Vance! Wow, did anyone ever tell you you've got a reallly dumb name? |
Victor: |
No, no one's ever mentioned that before. |
Martinez: |
Oh my, look at that... hey, is that legal? Can animals give consent? |
Victor: |
I don't know. Listen, Jerry, can you stash that weed somewhere else? |
Martinez: |
Weed? What weed? (laughs) I'm shitting with you, come on! Having fun, rock and roll! Oh, would you fucking relax, my friend? |
Victor: |
Look, I'm not some idiot that you can just... |
Martinez: |
I never called you an idiot. Oh, shhh, shhh - look at that - oooh, now she got a pig and a horse. Hooowee! (laughs) That's Candy Suxxx! (laughs) That's some guy's daughter, man! |
Martinez: |
No, you listen, huh? Oh, dude - would you look at that - man, I gotta get laid. Oh jeez... Hey, if you weren't such a square I'd do you, huh? (laughs) I'm joking. Come on. This is the army, not the navy, huh? (chuckles) Listen, man, I need a broad, huh? Oh - I need Mary... Mary, yeah, oh, Mary, Mary quite contrary... (laughs) Oh come on man, I need a favor. |
Victor: |
I need you to collect your pot, dude. |
Martinez: |
Sure. I'll go get that from your quarters, you go get Mary for me, okay? She's over at Viceport. Oh, and go see Phil again. He said something about a gift for you. |
Victor: |
I don't trust you, Martinez. |
Martinez: |
Hey, that is not an appropriate way to speak to a superior officer. (laughs) Now get on with it. |
Victor: |
The reefer is under my bed. |
Martinez: |
Oh, genius! Great hiding place... what are you, 15? Hurry up... oh hey, tell Mary I love her! |
Phil: |
Hey Vic, how you doing? Martinez wanted me to give you this. |
Phil's gift is revealed to be a red Stinger. |
Phil: |
Don't worry, it's non-traceable. |
Victor: |
Don't worry? Man, I'm getting too deep into this shit. |
Victor gets into the Stinger and looks for Mary in Viceport, and comes across another prostitute. |
Victor: |
Do you know Mary? |
Mona: |
If you want Mary, she's at a party up on Starfish. I'm heading over there myself; you can give me a lift. |
Victor heads to Starfish Island. |
Mona: |
I'm Mona, by the way. If there's anything I can do for you, or to you, just let me know. |
Victor arrives at the party. |
Mona: |
Thanks for the ride, rugged fella. Maybe I can pay you back in kind later? |
Victor: |
I just need to find Mary. |
Mona: |
Sure, she's right over there. |
Victor: |
Are you Mary? C'mon, let's go. |
Party Goer #1: |
Hey, we've paid for her! She's not going anywhere! |
Party Goer #2: |
Damn right! C'mon! Let's get this lowlife nobody, and teach this bitch a lesson too! |
Victor beats up the party goers and drives with Mary back to the Fort Baxter Air Base. |
Mary: |
Take it easy, muscles, I've got a delicate disposition. Did Martinez send you? That cockroach still owes me from last time. |
Victor arrives with Mary into the army base, where he's greeted by an unhappy Sergeant Peppah. |
Peppah: |
Corporal Vance, would you care to explain why there's marijuana hidden under your bed? And who the Sam Hill is this? |
Mary: |
Hey buddy, listen, I charge more for groups. |
Peppah: |
You brought a whore onto the base?! Have you no shame, boy?! Are you a moron? Is that it?! DRUGS, WHORES! You're outta here, soldier. You're a disgrace! |
Later that day, Victor is kicked out of the army base, and is now in his civilian clothing. |
Victor heads to 101 Bayshore Avenue, now serving as his home following his termination. |
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