Vic: "I need you to collect your pot, dude."
Martinez: "Sure. I'll go get that from your quarters and you go get Mary for me, OK?"
Jerry Martinez makes a deal with Victor Vance

Conduct Unbecoming is the final mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories given to protagonist Victor Vance by army sergeant Jerry Martinez from his office in the Fort Baxter military base in Vice City.

Mission

Victor Vance goes to see Sergeant Jerry Martinez, who is watching a Candy Suxxx film. Martinez tells Victor to find and bring back a prostitute called Mary. Victor questions Martinez about the drugs he is hiding and Martinez says he will take the drugs whilst he is off base, and tells Victor to see Phil Cassidy for a gift.

Victor drives to Phil who has a red Stinger for Victor from Martinez. Victor drives around Viceport looking for Mary, but instead finds another prostitute called Mona. Mona informs Victor that Mary is at a party on Starfish Island. Victor drives Mona to the party and then finds Mary, saying that they are leaving. Two party goers, who have paid for Mary's services, decide to put up a struggle, but are killed by Victor.

Victor drives back to Fort Baxter military base with Mary and is met by Sergeant Peppah. Sergeant Peppah questions him about the drugs and then about Mary, before kicking Victor out of the army. Victor, in civilian clothes, gets paged by Phil Cassidy, saying he has both work and a place to stay. Victor goes to the home, 101 Bayshore Avenue, and the mission is completed. After this Victor refuses to do any more work for Martinez.

Mission Objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Meet Phil at his old place.
  • Look for Mary around Viceport.
  • Pull up to that girl and ask about Mary.
  • Take the girl to the party.
  • Protect Mary from these violent assholes!
  • Take Mary back to Fort Baxter.
  • Head back to Phil's old place.

Transcript

Transcript
Jerry Martinez is at his office, watching a porno, when Victor Vance comes in.
Martinez: Hey, Victor Vance! Wow, did anyone ever tell you you've got a reallly dumb name?
Victor: No, no one's ever mentioned that before.
Martinez: Oh my, look at that... hey, is that legal? Can animals give consent?
Victor: I don't know. Listen, Jerry, can you stash that weed somewhere else?
Martinez: Weed? What weed? (laughs) I'm shitting with you, come on! Having fun, rock and roll! Oh, would you fucking relax, my friend?
Victor: Look, I'm not some idiot that you can just...
Martinez: I never called you an idiot. Oh, shhh, shhh - look at that - oooh, now she got a pig and a horse. Hooowee! (laughs) That's Candy Suxxx! (laughs) That's some guy's daughter, man!
Victor: Listen, Jerry...
Martinez: No, you listen, huh? Oh, dude - would you look at that - man, I gotta get laid. Oh jeez... Hey, if you weren't such a square I'd do you, huh? (laughs) I'm joking. Come on. This is the army, not the navy, huh? (chuckles) Listen, man, I need a broad, huh? Oh - I need Mary... Mary, yeah, oh, Mary, Mary quite contrary... (laughs) Oh come on man, I need a favor.
Victor: I need you to collect your pot, dude.
Martinez: Sure. I'll go get that from your quarters, you go get Mary for me, okay? She's over at Viceport. Oh, and go see Phil again. He said something about a gift for you.
Victor: I don't trust you, Martinez.
Martinez: Hey, that is not an appropriate way to speak to a superior officer. (laughs) Now get on with it.
Victor: The reefer is under my bed.
Martinez: Oh, genius! Great hiding place... what are you, 15? Hurry up... oh hey, tell Mary I love her!
Victor: Fucking idiot.
Victor leaves the Fort Baxter Air Base and heads to 101 Bayshore Avenue, where Phil Cassidy is waiting.
Phil: Hey Vic, how you doing? Martinez wanted me to give you this.
Phil's gift is revealed to be a red Stinger.
Phil: Don't worry, it's non-traceable.
Victor: Don't worry? Man, I'm getting too deep into this shit.
Victor gets into the Stinger and looks for Mary in Viceport, and comes across another prostitute.
Victor: Do you know Mary?
Mona: If you want Mary, she's at a party up on Starfish. I'm heading over there myself; you can give me a lift.
Victor heads to Starfish Island.
Mona: I'm Mona, by the way. If there's anything I can do for you, or to you, just let me know.
Victor arrives at the party.
Mona: Thanks for the ride, rugged fella. Maybe I can pay you back in kind later?
Victor: I just need to find Mary.
Mona: Sure, she's right over there.
Victor approaches Mary.
Victor: Are you Mary? C'mon, let's go.
Party Goer #1: Hey, we've paid for her! She's not going anywhere!
Victor: Is that a fact?
Party Goer #2: Damn right! C'mon! Let's get this lowlife nobody, and teach this bitch a lesson too!
Victor beats up the party goers and drives with Mary back to the Fort Baxter Air Base.
Mary: Take it easy, muscles, I've got a delicate disposition. Did Martinez send you? That cockroach still owes me from last time.
Victor arrives with Mary into the army base, where he's greeted by an unhappy Sergeant Peppah.
Peppah: Corporal Vance, would you care to explain why there's marijuana hidden under your bed? And who the Sam Hill is this?
Mary: Hey buddy, listen, I charge more for groups.
Peppah: You brought a whore onto the base?! Have you no shame, boy?! Are you a moron? Is that it?! DRUGS, WHORES! You're outta here, soldier. You're a disgrace!
Later that day, Victor is kicked out of the army base, and is now in his civilian clothing.

Phil Cassidy: I've got work for you - and a place to stay if you need it...

Victor heads to 101 Bayshore Avenue, now serving as his home following his termination.

Reward

The reward for the mission is 101 Bayshore Avenue, the Casual Outfit and the unlocking of the mission Cholo Victory for Phil Cassidy.

However, completing the mission will also result in Vic losing all weaponry collected up to this point, the Stinger he receives during the mission (he does not gain access to a garage until after the mission ends), and he permanently loses access to the Barracks Safehouse and its safe point, though the pistol spawn point inside briefly becomes accessible again during the later mission Over the Top.

Video Walkthrough

PS2 Version
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Trivia

  • The soldiers that confront Vic do not use the soldier model used at Fort Baxter Air Base, but the model that is seen during a six-star wanted level.
  • Jerry's Streetfighter stops spawning in its location after this mission.

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