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A global chain of fast food restaurants specializing in deep-fried, chicken-flavored slabs of salt and fat.
— Description at LCN.com.

Cluckin' Bell is a fast food restaurant chain specializing in chicken-based food products that appears across both the 3D Universe and HD Universe of the Grand Theft Auto series. The player can buy stocks from them in the Lcn-exchange.com website in Grand Theft Auto V.

Description[]

Cluckin' Bell is most likely based on Taco Bell and KFC. Taco Bell uses a bell logo, KFC serves fried chicken, and both companies are owned by the same parent corporation. It is possible that Cluckin' Bell could also be based on Popeyes, because of the color scheme. The name may come from a quote from the episode "Goodbyeee" of British comedy series Blackadder Goes Forth, which contains the line "I think the phrase rhymes with clucking bell", a censored form of the phrase fucking hell. The franchise is probably inspired by Cluck-U Chicken, as both names are minced oaths. Elements of the chain seem to be a parody of Chick-fil-A, including the employee dressed as a chicken (possibly a reference to Chick-fil-A's cows), some of the slogans used by the company, and the chicken sandwiches that the company sells in GTA IV.

It was likely founded by Charles K. Bell, seeing as he is mentioned as the "King of the Cock" when being advertised as a special guest judge on the Annual Paleto Poultry Pageant.

Cluckin' Bell employees are often depicted as disgruntled and rude workers, uttering spiteful lines such as “If you come back, you’re a moron”, "clucketty-fuck, place your order", or “I hope you choke-a-doodle-doo!”

3D Universe[]

GTA San AndreasGTA Liberty City Stories[]

Cluckin'Bell-GTASA-interiorShared interior of GTA San Andreas's Cluckin' Bell outlets. This outlet is located in Angel Pine, Whetstone.

In the 3D Universe's continuity, Cluckin' Bell was established in 1982. In 1992 (the setting of GTA San Andreas) the company ran two advertisements on local media. The first commercial states that Cluckin' Bell breed chickens with "Six wings, forty breasts" before quickly gassing them to death. Their stock prices fell when they denied using factory farms, although the song suggests that their stock price has risen again. The second is a dig at animal rights protesters, and suggests that Cluckin' Bell previously served rats along with the chicken but is no longer doing so. It also implies that they use chemicals which result in breast swelling in humans.

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GTA Liberty City Stories' Cluckin' Bell advert.

In 1994, Cluckin' Bell was taken to court in Ohio, winning the case after no link could be found between Cluckin' Bell meals and mammary gland swelling. The Cluckin' Bell website also says that the company takes no responsibility for erectile dysfunction, hair loss, heart disease, brain shrinkage, obesity, stomach ulcers, blindness or teenage acne. The website also documents how a "recent" case against the company ended after the judge in Mexico City was killed.

Cluckin' Bell sponsors the Beat The Cock Challenge, two triathlons in GTA San Andreas which take place at Santa Maria Beach, Los Santos and Palomino Creek Beach, Red County. Posters for the challenge are located at various points around San Andreas, including the Cobra Marital Arts Gym.

In GTA Liberty City Stories, a billboard advertises Cluckin' Bell's "Fowl Wrap" which sells for 99 cents; however, there are no Cluckin' Bell restaurants in-game.

Menu[]

Cluckin' Bell, like other fast food outlets in GTA San Andreas, offer the player four meals, each with different quantities of fat, with the Salad Meal being the only fat-free option. In Las Venturas, the pricing of the Cluckin' Big Meal, Cluckin' Huge Meal and Salad Meal are 20% higher than in the rest of the state, as noted below:

Image Meal Cost Fat % +
Cluckin'Bell-GTASA-Cluckin'LittleMeal Cluckin' Little Meal $ 2 1%
Cluckin'Bell-GTASA-Cluckin'BigMeal Cluckin' Big Meal $ 5/$6 2%
Cluckin'Bell-GTASA-Cluckin'HugeMeal Cluckin' Huge Meal $ 10/$12 3%
Cluckin'Bell-GTASA-SaladMeal Salad Meal $ 10/$12 0%

Dialogue[]

Serving

  1. Cock-a-doodle-doo, what do you want?
  2. It's all processed chicken ass.
  3. Clucketty-fuck, place your order.
  4. Well, hello-a-doodle-do!
  5. Cluck, cluck, how can I serve you?
  6. Cock-a-cluckle-doo, please place an order.
  7. Cock-a-doodle-cluck. Welcome.
  8. How may I further degrade myself, sir?
  9. Yummy-doodle-do, how may I serve you?

Rob place

  1. I ain't serving you!
  2. We're closed.
  3. Get outta here, you're embarrassing yourself!
  4. Do yourself a favor pal, I ain't serving.
  5. Take it out on me, why don't ya?
  6. Bother some other poor bastard, please!
  7. Just fuck off!
  8. Well, that's just fuck-a-doodle dandy!
  9. Cluckin' bastard!

Throwing up after eating too much food

  1. You want more?! Get outta here!
  2. What is it with you? Scram!
  3. Wow, did you throw up your brain too?
  4. Believe me, you've got better shit to do!
  5. Get outta here!
  6. Cluckin' hell!
  7. That's it, sir, work that diaphragm!
  8. Must be the disinfectant!
  9. We got another one!

Purchasing food

  1. Don't choke on the bone fragments.
  2. You might be lucky enough to find a feather.
  3. The chewy bits aren't harmful, sir.
  4. Only ten percent guano!
  5. Enjoy-a-doodle-doo!
  6. Clucketty-cluck-cluck, sir.
  7. If you come back, you're a moron.
  8. Hope you choke-a-doodle-doo!

Not having enough money

  1. Get outta here!
  2. Believe me, you've got better shit to do!

Theme song[]

In GTA San Andreas, the company's two theme songs featured in their somewhat odd radio advertisements, and their website, are below.

The first is as follows
Cock a doodle doo it's time for chicken!
Cock a doodle doo it's time for a feast!
Eat a 90 piece bucket, you can tell,
He's been to Cluckin' Bell!

The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain,
So we assume he doesn't feel any pain,
We shrink their heads and we breed 'em fast,
Six wings, forty breasts, then they're gassed,

Cock a doodle doo we're psychotic crazies,
Cock a doodle doo factory farming's insane,
We denied it all before our stock price fell,
Come down to Cluckin' Bell!

Cluckin' Bell: If you enjoyed it,
the chicken didn't die in vain!


The second song is as follows
Cock-a-doodle-do, we're a huge corporation,
Cock-a-doodle-do, and we can't be stopped,
All you protesters can go to hell,
It's time for Cluckin' Bell!

From the factory farmer to your plate,
The chicken's life is a sorry state,
It's pumped full of chemicals, but what the hell,
They even make my breasts swell!

Filled full of hormones, so they get fat,
At least we no longer slip in a rat,
I love chicken with a shitty smell,
And that's why I love Cluckin' Bell!

Cluckin' Bell: Suffering never tasted so good!

Note: The website song[1] is a bit modified, missing the: Cluckin' Bell: If you enjoyed it, the chicken didn't die in vain! part.

HD Universe[]

Grand Theft Auto IV and Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars[]

Cluckin'Bell-GTA4-interiorShared interior of GTA IV's Cluckin' Bell outlets. This outlet is located in Star Junction, Liberty City.

Cluckin' Bell is reintroduced in GTA IV as a place for the player to regain health by eating food. However, the player can only buy a "Fowl Burger" (a play on "foul", meaning disgusting, and "fowl", a bird) for $1 which will fully restore the player's health. Cluckin' Bell also advertises a new non-interactive product, the Stuffed Pollo Todo Frito (literally Fried Chicken Stuffed with Everything), which is a whole deep fried chicken stuffed with mashed potatoes, gravy and corn, a parody of KFC's "Famous Bowl (or Chicken Bowl outside the United States)".

640px-Stuffed Pollo Todo FritoStuffed Pollo Todo Frito as seen on TV in GTA IV

As with GTA IV and EFLC's Burger Shot locations, two possible employees will serve the player behind the counter, either an Eastern European woman or an African-American man. More employees can be seen using the appliances in the kitchen behind the counter.

Also in GTA IV, the player can download a Cluckin' Bell theme for their upgraded phone via the website www.vipluxuryringtones.com. Cluckin' Bell is also a favourite eating spot for Little Jacob and Dwayne Forge. Other additions include certain Benson trucks that feature Cluckin' Bell's signage, as well as an interesting addition of accessible toilets in Cluckin' Bell outlets separated for both men and women (labelled "Cocks" and "Chicks" respectively).

Cluckin' Bell in GTA Chinatown Wars is even less significant, appearing only as a non-interactive and inaccessible part of the cityscape. Yankee trucks in the game may also bear Cluckin' Bell liveries, appearing in yellow and bearing the Cluckin' Bell logo on its sides.

Menu[]

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Menu in GTA IV.

Meal Cost Image
Cock-A-Hoop Soup $2.00
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Farmer's Surprise (Guess The Bodypart!) $2.00
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V. Eggy (Veggiemeal) (contains eggs) $3.00
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Balls & Rings (Sweetness!) $4.00
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Cluckin' Huge (Ultrameal) $4.00
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Fowlburger (Just Like Chicken) $5.00
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Wing Piece (Megameal) $7.00
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Little Clucker (Kids Meal!) $8.00
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Little Peckers (Kids Meal!) $8.00
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Mascot[]

Inside of every Restaurant are 4 Cluck Norris Figures, each inside a glass cabinet. One is on the left of the entrance. The second hangs on the left of the counter. Third is placed at the right wall of the elevated platform. The last one hangs on the right wall of the main refectory.

Grand Theft Auto V and Grand Theft Auto Online[]

Cluckin' Bell also appears in Grand Theft Auto V and Grand Theft Auto Online but their restaurants are no longer accessible. Cluckin' Bell has a factory, farm and warehouses in Paleto Bay named "Clucking Bell Farms". Their small drive-thru vendor in Strawberry is nicknamed "The Coop". Their trucks can be seen coming and going frequently. This warehouse plays a major role during the mission The Paleto Score in GTA V and The Cluckin' Bell Farm Raid in GTA Online. Its main stock competitor is Taco Bomb, while its other competitors stand as Burger Shot, Pizza This... and Up-n-Atom Burger.

In the aftermath of The Paleto Score in GTA V, due to the shootout inside its local plant and the destruction of the surrounding area, Cluckin' Bell stocks will plummet by approximately 39.99% upon completion of this mission. This stock will remain at its depressed value until completion of The Third Way, where it will shoot up by approximately 66.89%. But be warned - Cluckin' Bell's falling stock price does not result in a reciprocal boost to that of its competitor, Taco Bomb.

In 2024, during the events of The Cluckin' Bell Farm Raid in GTA Online, the factory is being used as a front by a Latin American cartel for drug manufacturing and distribution, alluding to Los Pollos Hermanos from Breaking Bad.

Locations[]

3D Universe[]

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]

Like other fast-food outlets in GTA San Andreas, Cluckin' Bell is present in all major cities in San Andreas. Within rural San Andreas, the chain has only one outlet within town limits (Angel Pine), and two outlets at intersections outside Tierra Robada and Fort Carson. Although the mission Drive-Thru has Carl use the drive-thru at the Willowfield branch, most other times it can only be accessed through the front door. All locations feature a cashier who is openly hateful of his customers, often berating them for even buying food there ("If you come back, you're a moron."). There is a Cluckin' Bell outlet in Market, Los Santos, which is unmarked on the map in the original PS2 version.

Los Santos[]
Las Venturas[]
San Fierro[]
San Andreas' countryside[]

HD Universe[]

Grand Theft Auto IV[]

Unlike Cluckin' Bell in GTA San Andreas and its indirect competition in GTA IV, Burger Shot, which operates 10 outlets, Cluckin' Bell's presence in the game is far more limited, with only four outlets [two accessible] throughout Liberty City and Alderney State: in Cerveza Heights, Northwood (closed) and The Triangle. Alderney has only one outlet, in Berchem (inaccessible).

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars[]

While GTA Chinatown Wars features the same outlets existing at the same locations in Dukes and Algonquin, the Berchem outlet is absent as Alderney is not included in the game's setting.

Grand Theft Auto V and Grand Theft Auto Online[]

Cluckin' Bell operates three outlets in Los Santos, none of which are accessible to the player.

Easter Eggs[]

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  • The most expensive kids meal
    The highest price meals in Cluckin' Bell restaurants is "Little Clucker" ($8.00) and "Little Peckers" ($8.00), both of them are a meal for kids.
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  • Veggie Wings may contain meat
    The Cluckin' Bell new "Veggie Wings" with a row of disclaimer below: "may contain meat".
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  • Clean Hands, Clean Conscience
    On the paper-towel dispenser in Cluckin' Bell restaurants with the text of "Clean Hands, Clean Conscience".
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  • Cash register in Cluckin' Bell
    On the cash register of Cluckin' Bell restaurants, you can see the text on it like: "Holy Shit", "Veg Crap", "Medium, Extra Medium, Medium XL", "Ask CJ", "Launch Missiles", "Space Lazer" etc.
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  • Cluck Norris in Cluckin' Bell
    In Cluckin' Bell restaurants, near the back of the store, there's an action figure of a man in a martial arts position wearing a chicken hat; printed on the glass is "Cluck Norris", a reference to film/television star and martial artist Chuck Norris.
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  • Double your breasts
    In Cluckin' Bell, the slogan of "The Mighty Cluck" is "200% bigger breasts", referring to the rumor that the KFC's chickens get pumped with too much hormones.
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  • Cluckin' Bell's restrooms
    Another thing in Cluckin' Bell is the names above the restrooms. The male restroom says "Cocks" above it and the female restroom says "Chicks" above it.
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  • No chickens are choked
    There is a sign of "No chickens are choked when preparing our food (That's a promise)" in the Cluckin' Bell. "Choke the chicken" is slang for masturbation.
  • Cluckin' Bell's cock
    Meals at Cluckin' Bell prefer to use the word "cock" instead of "chicken".

Gallery[]

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]

Grand Theft Auto IV[]

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars[]

Grand Theft Auto V and Grand Theft Auto Online[]

Videos[]

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GTA IV Commercials - Cluckin'Bell

Cluckin' Bell TV commercial in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Transcript
Chicken: *chicken sfx*
Cluckin' Bell commercial narrator: What happens when you take a whole chicken, pack it full of mashed potatoes, top it full of gravy, insert some corn,
Chicken: *chicken startled sfx*
Cluckin' Bell commercial narrator: then deep fry it?
Chicken: *chicken sfx*
Cluckin' Bell commercial narrator: You've got yourself a meal!
Man 1: Yahoo!
Cluckin' Bell commercial narrator: The all new Stuffed Pollo Toto Frito! Now at Cluckin' Bell!
Man 1: Oh!
Cluckin' Bell commercial narrator: The meal in one just got massive! Cluckin' Bell!

Trivia[]

General[]

  • The sign in the trailer reads "Going Cheep", referring to "Going Cheap" and the noise a bird makes.
  • Cluckin' Bell had a website on the real-life internet at http://CluckinBellHappyChicken.com, designed in HTML 2.0 style but running on Flash. The site displayed the menu and advertising from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. After the end of support for Flash, the website was taken offline on 12 December 2020 and redirected to the Rockstar Games main page.
  • From July 21 to July 24 of 2022, a real-life Cluckin' Bell pop-up restaurant opened in Poway, California[4][5], operating out of Smokin' J's BBQ restaurant[6]. The restaurant featured a full Cluckin' Bell menu, employees in full Cluckin' Bell employee attire, bottles of Sprunk, and a "Do Not Serve" warning poster of Trevor Philips. The project was operated by artist group and fashion brand Boy Worldwide[7] to coincide with the 2022 San Diego Comic-Con and promote their brand and was not believed to be officially endorsed or sponsored by Rockstar Games.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[]

  • At the Cluckin' Bell drive-thru restaurant, there are posters for the "Cluckin' Little Kids' Meal" and the "Cluckin' Huge Meal", and the price "$1.99" written on both posters. However, the actual menu item for "Cluckin' Huge Meal" costs $10 rather than $1.99. One can infer that the kids' meal also costs the exact same as a huge meal.
  • The Cluckin' Huge Meal features "wing pieces" in a bucket, a clear reference to typical chicken-based fast food restaurants which often serve chicken pieces in buckets, usually for larger, more expensive menus.
  • In certain Cluckin' Bell restaurants, cups with the Burger Shot logo can be seen on cup dispensers. Burger Shot can also be seen written on the screen of the counter, meaning the same model from the Burger Shot restaurants was used.
  • The back of the employee's shirt has writing that reads: "Taste the cock", a deliberate reference to oral sex.[8]
  • In a beta screenshot, the employee is seen to be much fatter and dons a much-too-tight shirt.
  • In GTA San Andreas, Radio X DJ Sage comments about how she "did a guy" behind Cluckin' Bell during the intro to Primal Scream's "Movin' on Up".
  • Cluckin' Bell is the only fast-food restaurant where it is not possible to access the kitchen by using the door in the back.
  • If the player spooks anyone in the restaurant, everyone will either put their hands up or cower in fear. This behavior also extends to cops when they appear in the restaurant during three star or higher wanted level. They will not attack the player, instead performing the aforementioned animations like everyone else, with them still carrying their Pistol in their hand. This also applies to The Well Stacked Pizza Co. and Burger Shot.
  • In the mission "Drive-Thru", Carl, Sweet, Ryder, and Big Smoke receive Burger Shot boxes instead of Cluckin' Bell boxes.
  • The employee in the store is voiced by Joe Lo Truglio, who later voiced Vincenzo Cilli in GTA Liberty City Stories.
  • In the Definitive Edition of the game, the employees have a nametag that says "wmybell" on it. This is the character's model name within the game files - White Male Young Cluckin' Bell.

Grand Theft Auto IV[]

  • The music heard in Cluckin' Bell outlets comes from Liberty Rock Radio in The Triangle and Radio Broker in Cerveza Heights.
  • Cluckin' Bell is Little Jacob and Dwayne Forge's favorite place to eat.
  • The African-American employee behind the counter might tell Niko something like: "I wouldn't eat it, but... here you go!". A Burger Shot employee might also say the same thing when serving the player.
  • Like with Burger Shot employees, if the player is unruly, the cashier will cross their arms and refuse to serve the player.
  • The closed down Cluckin' Bell outlet in Algonquin is probably a reference to an infamous KFC/Taco Bell location in Manhattan which suffered a serious rodent infestation in early 2007.
  • The in-game website craplist.net includes a post that mentions a Hove Beach branch. However, no such branch exists in the game.

Grand Theft Auto V[]

  • Croq-A-Hoop may be a reference to Cock A Hoop soup from Cluckin' Bell.
  • An unused Police Scanner audio file mentions a Cluckin' Bell restaurant in Mirror Park. However, the location is not present in the game. It is possible that it was replaced by Horny's Burgers.
  • The interior of the Cluckin' Bell Restaurant was actually modeled in the game files, implying that it was cut out of the final release.[9]

See Also[]

References[]

Navigation[]

Navigation
[ ve ]Restaurants and bars in the HD Universe
Fast Food and Diners
Liberty City60 Diner | 69th Street Diner | Bite! | Burger Shot | Chihuahua Hotdogs | Cluckin' Bell | Creek Street Diner | Ruby's Southern Soul Food | Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts | S & D Diner | Wigwam Burger
AlderneyBite! | Burger Shot | Chihuahua Hotdogs | Cluckin' Bell | Diner Bar Cocktails | Skyway Diner | Wigwam Burger
Los SantosBeefy Bill's Burger Bar | Bishop's Chicken | Bite! | Burger Shot | Casey's Diner | Chihuahua Hotdogs | Clappers | Cluckin' Bell | Gyro Day Hot Food | Horny's Burgers | La Vaca Loca | Lagoon's Diner | Last Train in Los Santos | Lucky Plucker | Pebble Dash Pizza | Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts | Slice 'N' Dice Pizzeria | Snr. Buns | Spitroasters Meathouse | Surfries Diner | Taco Bomb | The Taco Farmer | Taco Libre | Up-n-Atom Burger | Wigwam Burger
Los Santos
County
Chihuahua Hotdogs | Mom's Pie Diner
Blaine CountyBayview Lodge | Chihuahua Hotdogs | Famous Hamburgers | Rex's Diner | The Taco Farmer | Up-n-Atom Burger |
Bolt Burgers*
Traditional Restaurants
Liberty CityAl Dente's | Alazone's Italian Food | Ali Mac's Bistro | Big Wang Restaurant | Da Cruz Restaurant & Deli | Drusilla's | Fanny Crab's | The Flaming Fez | Fudz's Delicatessen | Gelateria Pasta Liquor Pizza | Gozushi! | Gulag Garden | Little Gorbachefs |Out of Towners | Pizza This... | Poop Deck | Squid Row | Sum Yung Gai | S'wish Pizza | Viendemorte | Vinewood Bar & Grill
AlderneyFanny Crab's | Gozushi! | Mr. Fuk's Rice Box | Nonna Pina's | Pizza This... | Squid Row
Los Santos24-Hour Chinese Restaurant | Al Dente's | Attack-a-Taco | Beachwalk Bistro | Del Perro Restaurant Plaza | The Fish Net | Haute | Hearty Taco | Jazz Desserts | La Spada | Les Bianco | Las Cuadras | Noodle Exchange | Nutsaki | Out of Towners | Pipeline Inn | Pizza This... | S. Ho Korean Noodle House | Sharkies Bites | Singleton's | The Split Kipper | Viendemorte | Vinewood Bar & Grill | Wok It Off
Cafes
Liberty City8-Ball Cafe Bar | Bean Machine | Homebrew Café | Superstar Café | TW@ | Wilberts' Coffee and Tea
AlderneyGreasy Joe's Café*
Los SantosBean Machine | Café Austère | Café Redemption | Cafe Vespucci | Coconut Café | Cool Beans | Crucial Fix | Dune-O's Beach Café | Ground & Pound Café | Hit 'n' Run Coffee | Hwan Café | Java Update Coffeeshop | Little Teapot | TW@
Blaine CountySkyview Pala Springs Cafébar
Tarbrush Café*
Bars
Liberty City8-Ball Cafe Bar | Comrades Bar | Donnies Bar | Homebrew Café | Jerkov's | Lucky Winkles | Ming Inn | Out of Towners | Steinway Beer Garden | The Bay Bar
AlderneyDiner Bar Cocktails | Leprechaun's Winklepicker
Los SantosHi-Men | Pitchers | Las Cuadras | Limey's Juice and Smoothies | Mirror Park Tavern | Out of Towners | Pipeline Inn | Shenanigan's Bar | Singleton's | The Lost MC Clubhouse | The Lust Resort
Blaine CountyThe Hen House | Hookies | Mojito Inn | Skyview Pala Springs Cafébar | The Bay Bar | Yellow Jack Inn
Crocs Bar*
* denotes the restaurant or bar has no physical appearances in the HD Universe

** denotes the restaurant or bar is accessible to the player in at least one of its appearances


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