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For the protagonist in Grand Theft Auto V, see Franklin Clinton.

Every sane man must be armed. Every insane man must be armed. It's the only thing that ensures your safety. I'm motherfucking safe.
— Clinton

Clinton is a character in the Grand Theft Auto series, appearing as a soapboxer in Grand Theft Auto V.

History[]

Background[]

Clinton is a war veteran (parodying stereotypical Vietnam War veterans, but he was more likely involved in a later conflict[1]) living in Sandy Shores, Blaine County.

Events of Grand Theft Auto V[]

Clinton is found on the corner of Marina Drive and Armadillo Avenue in Sandy Shores. Here, the player will be able to talk to him.

He clearly suffers from post-traumatic issues and rants about his experiences in the front lines. He claims that he once put a knife in his teeth and killed a massive number of enemy combatants with it, a clear reference to Rambo.

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  1. Full transcripts of his dialogue:
    Living in this plastic paradise with all you fools. When you're in the bush and you're scared out of your motherfucking mind, be grateful that the defense cuts left you with bullshit instead of bullets. Pow pow. You're dead. Bro, gook just got you in the head. Well, that's what happened to Smithy.
    — Clinton
    What would you do in the bush? Well? I'd stick a knife in my teeth. I'd crawl through the razor grass until I found me a load of enemy combatants, then, I'd slit their fucking throats! For freedom! Pull the filling out of their fucking moths! Well this is war, brother, and it's everywhere.
    — Clinton
    War is beauty, war is truth, war made me this way. So fuck all of you. Fuck you all. I did it for you. I did it for you and you don't give a fuck about me!
    — Clinton
    War crimes? War crimes? What's a fucking war crime? Losing. That's the only crime. That's the only crime. That... and not dying. We should have carpet bombed the entire fucking world, and turned it into a parking lot! Then we'd be safe.
    — Clinton
    Pow, pow, pow. Got you. You gotta take cover. Take cover. They're everywhere.
    — Clinton
    War is hell, but here ain't much better. This is hell. So is this war? Is this war?
    — Clinton
    Let me tell all you motherfuckers, I wouldn't be in a fox hole with none of you assholes. Not no fucking chance. Because when Charlie comes, you gonna need more than a wheatgrass enema and a sunny outlook. You gonna need a fucking big fucking gun.
    — Clinton
    This country used to be for men - I cradled men breathing their last breath up a fucking unknown hill and none of you give a fuck. Well, fuck you.
    — Clinton
    When you deep in the bush, you better learn how to dig deep and fast. Motherfuckers, when Charlie comes, it ain't pretty. It ain't pretty.
    — Clinton
    I killed for you assholes. Killed for you, and look at me. Look what it did to me.
    — Clinton
    Charlie's coming back motherfuckers. He never even left. He never even left. He's everywhere. And he's coming back.
    — Clinton
    And you know how they spend your precious tax dollars? On keeping the officers looking good - not on weapons, not on bullets, not on field dressings - they left us up on that ridge without any bullets - we was killed like rats.
    — Clinton
    Well at least you ain't killed no one. But you was happy to have motherfuckers like me do it in your name, so you'd have enough oil to keep your motherfucking hot tub heated.
    — Clinton
    We were on a ridge. Brother, we were surrounded. Things started heating up. I called in an air strike. I called in the air strike. The planes came, man. Listen, all of you. The planes came, and no one was there. No one. Just planes. Boom, boom.
    — Clinton
    They'll kill you with kindness or with bullets. They'll kill you any way you can. That's why you must have a weapon. You must be armed. Every sane man must be armed. Every insane man must be armed. It's the only thing that ensures your safety. I'm motherfucking safe.
    — Clinton

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SoapboxersAndy Moon | Andy Whitford | Baygor | Bill Binder | Clinton | Graham | Griff | Impotent Rage cosplayer | Jane | Jerome | Jesco White | Jesse | Mani | Mimes | Pamela Drake
StrippersChastity | Cheetah | Fufu | Infernus | Juliet | Nikki | Peach | Sapphire
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Radio hostsBig Boy | Bootsy Collins | Cara Delevingne | Camilo Lara | Don Cheto | DJ Pooh | Gilles Peterson | Flying Lotus | Jesco White | Keith Morris | Kenny Loggins | Mama G | Lee "Scratch" Perry | Nate Williams | Stephen Pope | Soulwax / 2manydjs | Twin Shadow | Chemical Bro | Doctor No | Cliff Lane | Andee | Frank Ocean* | Danny Brown* | Skepta*
Radio guestsMNDR | Eddie | Earl Sweatshirt | Aloe Blacc | Tunde Adebimpe | MC Eiht | Jermaine Renegade | King Avriel
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(& assistants)
Michele Makes | Lazlow Jones | Fernando Martinez | Jo | Ron Jakowski | Duane Earl | Bobby June | Ray De Angelo Harris | Cheryl Fawkes
Talk Show guestsSue Murry | Ricky | Jock Cranley | Samantha Muldoon | Brother Adrian | Sophia Bowles-Carmichael* | Reed Tucker
TV Show characters
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(& assistants)
Lazlow Jones | Hugh Harrison | Anita Mendoza | Imran Shinowa | Steve Haines | Rufus Bellows | Jack Howitzer | Ho Chi Sock
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Journalists and news reportersFaith Bailey | Anne Bimby | Reed Brazier | Martina Bryans | David Christian | Donna DeSimons | Jerry Donaldson | Mike Dunn | Frank Edwards | Anna Foster | Leslie Gardner | Ian Garraway | Jimmy Henderson | Shelia Hitano | Bucy Joe Houston | John Jackson | Cynthia Kelly | Michael MacKenzie | Gavin McTavern | Kate Ohajan | John Rios | Jeremy Sim | Forrest Simon | Rick Simpson | Joyce Stewart | Makayla Taylor | Jack Vinton | Robin Wark
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A. Jones | Abe Schwartzman | Ace Jones | Adam Rowney Jr. | Alphonse | Andrew Victoria | Andy Smith | Anne Bimby | Audrey Margaret | Barry Andrews | Barry Wheatsheaf | Betsy O'Neil | Bill Anthony | Billy Dexter | Billy Grey | Blue Brothers | Bob | Bruce Wright | Chip Hampton | Corner Killahz | Daisy Bell | Darius Fontaine | Daryl Bint | David Cho | David Richards | David Shapiro | Dennis Marquez | Derrick McReary | Destiny Arnold | Dick R. Rogers | Donna DeSimons | Doug Richman | Dutch London | Eugene Reaper | Evelyn | Faith Bailey | Francesco Mexi | Francis F. Morton | Frank Brookes | Frank Mathers | Franklin Clinton's mother | Fred Quincy | Gail Gulps | GTA Online Protagonist | Hank Oak | Hugh Bonnar | Hughie McGill | Ira Richards | Joe Oliva | John Bison | Jose | Kill.D.Sac | Kush-Chronic | Lenny Semour | Leonora Johnson | Luis Francesco | Merle Abrahams | Michael Keane | Miriam Turner | Moses | Nicholas | Niko Bellic | Pathos | Phil Davidson | President Joe Lawton | Ronson | Robert | Robert Cholla | Rosby Wilkins | Roy Lowenstein | Ryan Philips | Sam Austin | Sammy Bottino | Shanda Murphy | Sindee Suttin | Slim Skills | Tico | Tommy Smith | Tony Prince | Vasquez | Wayne | Yusuf Amir
Hashtag crewAllie Valasquez | Benita Render | Clinton Aumick | Clinton Salsman | Cody Nishimoto | Connie Bruening | Darren Hohn | Earlene Rivenburg | Ericka Vanderborst | Fernando Gasset | Guy Harrigan | Hugh Rasnick | Julianne Cabaniss | Katy Meaux | Kelly Mease | Lenare Welte | Liza McKiernan | Mallary Focht | Mary Jane Blunts | Nelson Altieri
GANGSTA 101 crewJay Williams III | Alicia Angel | Tony Adventura | P. Dough | Lyndon Moore | G. A. Richman | Doug Richman | Nate Anderson
Removed charactersDale | Jackie | Jordan | Kyle P. Slater | Mrs. A | Mrs. B | Zimbor
* - Anachronistic appearance. Appears in GTA V as part of a radio station ported from GTA Online.
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