“As a policeman, and a father, and a proud American who served in two wars, I use Friendly Napalm for all my napalm needs. There's nothing like a substance that sticks to your skin and roasts you alive to make you rethink your current political or economic system!”
—Chief
Chief is the fictional clichéd police chief in Moorehead Rides Again. He is initially reluctant to let Gordon Moorehead take the lead in the case to find the missing fisherman but relents, providing him with "Friendly Napalm". He is voiced by Jeff Steitzer.