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You're a man of the world. Some git ponced our bloody inflatable dolls. We had 'em made special, complete with TNT. We're goin' to give that pervert, filthy Colin, the shag of his life. Get 'em back! We've tracked em down to Central Camberwell.

Chelsea Smile - Phonebox 1: Mission 3 is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: London 1969 available during London Chapter 3: Chelsea Smile, given to the protagonist by the Crisps' contact. The mission is a continuation of the second mission available from the first phonebox (from the left) in northwest Bow in London, and begins immediately after completing or attempting it.

Description[]

Immediately after collecting all of the insurance money from the Camden Town market traders, the protagonist will be informed that someone has stolen the Mob's specially made inflatable sex dolls (complete with TNT) which were intended to teach Filthy Colin a lesson. The protagonist has to head to central Camberwell to collect them but the TNT detonates as soon as they get near the house. A second lot is located at another house in northwest Camberwell, however the protagonist needs to be aware that these will explode too once back in a vehicle so the protagonist will have to jump out as soon as possible or risk dying! The rest of the dolls are located in a black Sweets Van driving in north Brixton and once stolen, have to be taken to east Chelsea in order to be given to Colin. As soon as Colin gets in the van, the dolls explode and kill him. This completes the mission.

Reward[]

The player is awarded 3,000 points and a +1 score multiplier for completing the mission.

Transcript[]

Transcript

Note: This is the dialogue for the PC version of the game. There may be some minor changes compared to the PlayStation version.

The Contact: You're a man of the world. Some git ponced our bloody inflatable dolls. We had 'em made special, complete with TNT. We're goin' to give that pervert, filthy Colin, the shag of his life. Get 'em back! We've tracked em down to Central Camberwell.
The protagonist drives to Central Camberwell to collect the dolls, but the TNT detonates as soon as they get near the house.
The Contact: Too late. No matter. We've got hold of a few more. Pick 'em up for us. They're in Northwest Camberwell.
The protagonist collects the first briefcase.
The Contact: Very workmanlike. Bring 'em back 'ere.
The protagonist collects a second briefcase; however, as soon as they get back in their vehicle, the bomb is activated and they must quickly leave the vehicle.
The Contact: You dodgy fiddler! You're really startin' to try my patience and Jack's too. We've found the rest of the dolls. Go and collect. And no hanky panky - we know what you're like.
The protagonist gets the Sweets Van full of blow up dolls in North Brixton.
The Contact: At bleedin' last! These lovely ladies will sort out that Colin for certain. Go to East Chelsea and drop the van off.
The protagonist parks the car in East Chelsea.
The Contact: Right, get out the van, and wait for Colin to get in. Stay back though, he ain't known for his patience in matters of the heart, if you know what I mean.
The protagonist witness Filthy Colin entering the Sweets Van and blowing himself up.
The Contact: What a bang! Nicely, my son. Jack'll be chuffed, and the Crisp boys won't be disappointed neither.

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[ ve ]Missions in Grand Theft Auto: London 1969
Boys will be ThievesIntroduction | Phonebox | Ending
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IntroductionIntroduction
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Phonebox 1 | Phonebox 2 | Phonebox 3 | Phonebox 4
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IntroductionIntroduction
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(North Bow)
Phonebox 1 (Mission 1 | Mission 2 | Mission 3)
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Phonebox 3 (Mission 1 | Mission 2)
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Dead Certainty
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Phonebox 1 (Mission 1 | Mission 2)
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