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Chateau de Buf is a brand of wine advertised on the radio in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories. It is tailored to foster and enhance the sexual experience.

Radio ad transcripts

Two ads exist for Chateau de Buf.

Ad #1

  • Man: (With classical music playing in the background) Your eyes are like a fire. You are lighting my desire
  • Woman: (Classical music starts slowing down and eventually stops) Get out of my draws stink breath! I need some romance!
  • Announcer man: If poetry's not working, try the sauce. Chateau de Buf.
  • Woman: Ooh, I feel continental!
  • Announcer man: The continental sophisticated and oh so European way to get her shitfaced and sorry in the morning.
  • Man: Good morning baby.
  • Woman: What's your name again?
  • Announcer man: Grab a bottle of Chateau de Buf, it's the distillation of civilization.

Ad #2

  • Man: Hey baby, what's up? Let me get you a little some. Hey bartender, couple beers right here!
  • Woman: You better get that 40 ounce bar look away from me. I need some real romance!
  • Announcer man: Getting laid is never easy, but it just got a little easier with Chateau de Buf. The continental sophisticated and oh so European way to get her shitfaced and sorry in the morning.
  • Woman: Ooh I feel like I'm in Europe. Got some cheese for this shit?
  • Announcer man: It's a perfect companion to the table or night stand. Grab a bottle, smell the cork, sniff the contents and look instantly civilized. It's the wine that merges sophistication and nuance with complex and satisfying results.
  • Woman: Ooh this wine's delicious! Let's call out some boots.
  • Announcer man: Chateau de Buf.
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