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Blox is a detergent brand that appears in the 3D and HD Universe.

Description[]

Blox is first mentioned in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, where it is advertised on Flash FM. In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, Blox bottles can be seen on the shelves of Verdi Groceries and Fidl stores. The detergent appears to be extremely acidic as heard during the radio ad in GTA Vice City, as a kid being bathed using this detergent results in rosy red skin, hinting at a strong allergic reaction. It also seems to instant-kill any living animal upon accidental or intentional consume, as a dog named Rover drank some from his water bowl, resulting in him immediately dropping dead after ingestion. It is implied to be a chemical weapon made by the government for military use.[citation/verification needed]

In Grand Theft Auto IV, it can be seen in Cluckin' Bell restaurants, as well as in the kitchen of the Majestic Hotel, inside Bucky Sligo's house, and many more interiors. In Grand Theft Auto V, Blox can be found on the shelves in convenience stores like 24/7 and LTD Gasoline. According to the Blox bottles, the product can "stop leprosy" and it "kills indiscriminately."

Influence[]

Blox's name appears to be a parody of the detergent company Clorox.

Radio Ad[]

Transcript
Man screaming and running.
Male imaging voice: Germs are running scared!
Soldiers: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox.
Male imaging voice: Last year, communists killed 34 hard working Americans, but germs kill over 25 million people! Your home, much like America, is constantly under attack from germs! And we all know what germs cause: dyslexia and leprosy! Thank goodness there's Blox!
Soldiers: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox.
Military music plays in background
Male imaging voice: Blox sends germs running like refugees!
Man screams.
Male imaging voice: Just add a few tablespoons to your child's bath, and put them in the tub!
Sizzling sounds followed by a child crying.
Male imaging voice: Presto, that tingling sensation is germs dying! Now your child has rosy red skin and is 100% germ free! Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask difficult questions about reproduction! It's even great for Rover's breath!
Dog drinking then whining followed by a thud.
Male imaging voice: Now he's sleeping peacefully, free from germs! Blox is endorsed by the Society for Cleaner America. It uses a patented formula developed by the Pentagon for use in the field, now it's available for your home!
Soldiers: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox!
Man: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox!
Soldiers: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox!
Male imaging voice: Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach. Blox kills indiscriminately!
Soldiers: Blox the germs away!
Music ends.


Radio station commercial. (GTA VC)

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