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This section/page depicts all dialogue on blonded Los Santos 97.8 FM in Grand Theft Auto V and Grand Theft Auto Online.

Hosts and Stars
blonded Los Santos 97.8 FM
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BLONDE. BLONDED
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Todd Rundgren - International Feel plays
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Frank Ocean: (Bleeter tone) You're just a blip (Bleeter tone). You're just a blip on Bleeter (Bleeter tone). You're just a blip (Bleeter tone). You're just a blip on Bleeter.
3:06
Panda Bear - Mr Noah plays
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This is BLONDED.
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You're listening - to BLONDE.
6:55
Frank Ocean - Provider plays
Roof Access: What's goin' on? I'm Roof Access. Inside, with Vegyn and Frank.
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Vegyn: What's good?
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Roof Access: Let's get it.
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BLONDED. Los Santos is finally blonded.
10:52


Frank Ocean: Oh my {spit?}. Oh my sit, I only do enema
10:52
ScHoolboy Q feat. Lance Skiiiwalker - Kno Ya Wrong plays
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Roof Access: (laughs)
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Frank Ocean: (laughs) Terrible man. Uuuh. Didier Sachs. Sebastian Dix. Güffy. I'm not no Güffy man. I'm not no Güffy. Never been a Güffy, man. Er, I ain't never been a Güffy. {makes?} a little bit about the wealth in your {presence?} (laughs)
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This is BLONDED.
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ScHoolboy Q feat. Lance Skiiiwalker - Kno Ya Wrong continues to play
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BLONDED.
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Roof Access: Don't you just hate it-, don't you just hate it when you take a bite out of some avocado, and it's still like, a little bit hard. So you just have to like, unload a full clip on like a nearby ambulance.
16:30
SWV - Rain plays
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Frank Ocean: (laughing) Nahh.. What's your weapon of choice? Is it a Norinco Type 56 SU Assault Rifle? I need all my weapons with modded flashlights. I even have a modded flashlight on a flashlight.
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Roof Access: (laughs)
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You. Are. On. Blonded.
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Roof Access: That was Rain by SWV.
20:28
Joy Again - On A Farm plays
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Roof Access: And this is On A Farm by Joy Again.
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You're listening - to BLONDE.
21:57
Frank Ocean - Ivy plays
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Frank Ocean: So don't you hate it when, you go to Ground & Pound, and they don't have your smooth latte, so you have to pull out your knife, and chop off the waiter's hands.
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Roof Access: Oh my god.
25:56
Curtis Mayfield - So In Love plays
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Frank Ocean: Don't you hate it when you go to Cool Beans, and they don't have your strawberry chino, you gotta blow their fuckin' head off.
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Roof Access: (laughs)
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Frank Ocean: Uh... (imitates gunshot)
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BLONDE. BLONDED
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Marvin Gaye - When Did You Stop Loving Me, When Did I Stop Loving You plays
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Roof Access: I was riding round the other day and I was listening to the Curtis Mayfield track and I was like, "damn, you know what, man there's no way I could-, I could murder anyone to this." And then, you know, when that Marvin Gaye track comes on next it's like, oh shit, okay, a'ight fuck it, I guess it's murder time now.
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Frank Ocean: (laughs)
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Les Ya Toupas Du Zaire - Je ne bois pas beaucoup plays
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BLONDE
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Roof Access: Hey, you know when, when someone cuts you off in traffic and you just have to hop out the whip and end their whole shit.
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Frank Ocean: (laughs) (imitates gunshots) That was the {bar for ballas?} man {?}
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Roof Access: (laughs)
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Frank Ocean: (laughs)
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Roof Access: Should be wild.
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Frank Ocean: (laughs)
9:36
Drexciya - Andreaen Sand Dunes plays
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BLONDED.
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Roof Access: What's good LS? Hope your day is just lovely so far. Don't go anywhere, cos' we got plenty more great tunes for you on Blonded. Obviously.
12:20
Jay-Z - Dead Presidents II plays
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You're listening - to BLONDE.
15:53
Frank Ocean - Crack Rock plays
15:56


This is BLONDED.
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BLONDE.
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Roof Access: Okay, now, quick review from our resident car guy and virgin, Fed, who's gonna tell us a little more about the Declasse Yosemite. Take it away dude.
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# Declasse Yosemite Ad - Fed #
Fed: Only in America we have the rights to put a huge displacement V8 engine inside a vehicle meant to carry pigs and hay bales. We also like driving around in oval shaped tracks for 500 times in said vehicles. In America, we like big cars made of cheap plastic that might look new from the outside, but share 90% of the components with shit we made 20 years ago! (rooster noise) Meet the Declasse Yosemite. A uniquely American creation that says "Fuck you" to your MPG-conscious hybrids from Japan. What's the problem if it only gets 6 MPGs? Our gas is less than half the price of most other countries, but we still like to complain about how expensive it is. (cow noise) This truck is not only good at holding{?} and racing though, it's also great at being lowered to the ground by Mirror Park hipsters just waiting for you to make fun of them. Declasse Yosemite; three imperial tonnes of American culture. (cow noise)
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