| 0:10 |
Todd Rundgren - International Feel plays |
| Frank Ocean: |
(Bleeter tone) You're just a blip (Bleeter tone). You're just a blip on Bleeter (Bleeter tone). You're just a blip (Bleeter tone). You're just a blip on Bleeter. |
| 3:06 |
Panda Bear - Mr Noah plays |
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You're listening - to BLONDE. |
| 6:55 |
Frank Ocean - Provider plays |
| Roof Access: |
What's goin' on? I'm Roof Access, inside with Vegyn and Frank. |
| Roof Access: |
Let's get it. |
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BLONDED. Los Santos is finally blonded. |
| Frank Ocean: |
Ooh, my fit, ooh, my fit, I only do Enema. |
| 10:52 |
ScHoolboy Q featuring Lance Skiiiwalker - Kno Ya Wrong plays |
| Frank Ocean: |
(laughs) Terrible man. Ooh, Didier Sachs. Sebastian Dix. Güffy. I'm not no Güffy, man. I'm not no Güffy. Never been a Güffy, man. Nah, I never been a Güffy. Think a little bit about the wealth in your presence. (laughs) |
| 13:08 |
ScHoolboy Q featuring Lance Skiiiwalker - Kno Ya Wrong continues to play |
| Roof Access: |
Don't you just hate it- don't you just hate it when you take a bite out of some avocado, and it's still, like, a little bit hard, so you just have to, like... unload a full clip on, like, a nearby ambulance. |
| Frank Ocean: |
(laughing) Wow. What's your weapon of choice? Is it the Norinco Type 56-2 assault rifle? I need all my weapons with modded flashlights. I even have a modded flashlight on a flashlight. |
| Roof Access: |
That was Rain by SWV. |
| 20:28 |
Joy Again - On A Farm plays |
| Roof Access: |
And this is On A Farm by Joy Again. |
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You're listening - to BLONDE. |
| 21:57 |
Frank Ocean - Ivy plays |
| Frank Ocean: |
So don't you hate it when you go to Ground & Pound and they don't have your smooth latte, so you have to pull out your knife and chop off the waiter's hands? |
| 25:56 |
Curtis Mayfield - So In Love plays |
| Frank Ocean: |
Don't you hate it when you go to Cool Beans, and they don't have your strawberry 'ccino, you gotta blow their fuckin' head off. |
| Frank Ocean: |
Uh... (imitates gunshot) |
| 0:02 |
Marvin Gaye - When Did You Stop Loving Me, When Did I Stop Loving You plays |
| Roof Access: |
I was riding round the other day, and I was listening to the Curtis Mayfield track and I was like, "Damn, you know what? Man, there's no way I could- I could murder anyone to this." And then, you know, then that Marvin Gaye track comes on next, it's like... "Oh shit, okay, a'ight, fuck it... I guess it's murder time now." |
| 6:18 |
Les Ya Toupas Du Zaire - Je ne bois pas beaucoup plays |
| Roof Access: |
Hey, you know when- when someone cuts you off in traffic, and you just have to hop out the whip and end their whole shit? |
| Frank Ocean: |
(laughs) (imitates gunshots) If that was the bar for violence, man, it'd be... |
| Roof Access: |
Shit'd be wild. |
| 9:36 |
Drexciya - Andreaen Sand Dunes plays |
| Roof Access: |
What's good. LS? Hope your day is just lovely so far. don't go anywhere, 'cause we got plenty more great tunes for you on blonded. Obviously. |
| 12:20 |
Jay-Z - Dead Presidents II plays |
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You're listening - to BLONDE. |
| 15:53 |
Frank Ocean - Crack Rock plays |
| Roof Access: |
Okay, now a quick review from our resident car guy and virgin Fed, who's gonna tell us a little more about the Declasse Yosemite. Take it away, dude. |
| 19:49 |
# Declasse Yosemite Ad - Fed # |
| Fed: |
Only in America we have the rights to put a huge displacement V8 engine inside a vehicle meant to carry pigs and hay bales. We also like driving around in oval-shaped tracks for 500 times in said vehicles. In America, we like big cars made of cheap plastic that might look new from the outside, but share 90% of the components with shit we made 20 years ago. (rooster noise) Meet the Declasse Yosemite, a uniquely American creation that says "fuck you" to your MPG-conscious hybrids from Japan. What's the problem if it only gets 6 MPGs? Our gas is less than half the price of most other countries, but we still like to complain about how expensive it is. (cow noise) This truck is not only good at hauling and racing, though. It's also great at being lowered to the ground by Mirror Park hipsters just waiting for you to make fun of them. Declasse Yosemite; three imperial tons of American culture. (cow noise) |
| 51:44 |
MC Mack - EZ Come, EZ Go plays |
| Roof Access: |
This next tune is from MC Mack, so stay in your car. |
| Vegyn: |
Yeah, be safe out there, guys. |
| Roof Access: |
This song is unspeakably hard. |
| 55:14 |
Aphex Twin - IZ-US plays |
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blonded, blonded, blonded, blonded. |
| 57:59 |
Burial - Hiders plays |
| Roof Access: |
You think you'd ever see yourself at the Vanilla Unicorn? |
| Frank Ocean: |
What is that? |
| Roof Access: |
It's a strip club. |
| Frank Ocean: |
Oh, that's where I be. |
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