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A thieving opportunist has stolen a van of my latest publication hot off the press! But that SPANKED-up idiot has left the rear doors open and now my beautifully produced, tastefully photographed adult literature is being dropped all over Liberty! Take the van and follow that trail of Donkey Does Dallas volumes 1, 2 and 3 collecting it as you go. When you've followed the trail to that thieving SPANK-head, waste him! Then deliver my donkey derby to XXX Mags in the Red Light District.
El Burro

Big'n'Veiny is the final mission in Grand Theft Auto III given to protagonist Claude by Diablos leader El Burro from a payphone in the Hepburn Heights area of Portland, Liberty City.


Claude goes to the payphone in Hepburn Heights, which is ringing. El Burro instructs Claude to follow a SPANKED-up thief who has stolen the latest copy of Donkey Does Dallas and collect the copies as they fly out of the back of a van. After collecting all the magazines, Claude kills the thief and then returns the magazines to XXXMags in the Red Light District.

Mission Objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Get in the van
  • Collect the copies of the magazine and follow the trail to the thief
  • Whack the thief
  • Take the van to the back of XXX Mags


The reward for completion of the mission is $20,000 If you collect all the magazines you will get $10,000 bonus. The Portland safehouse will also be seen with stacks of pornographic magazines thereafter.

After the mission, El Burro's first mission Turismo becomes a repeatable mission that can be started from the payphone.



Video Walkthroughs


  • The mission name may be a reference to an erect penis.
  • El Burro mentioned that Donkey Does Dallas magazines are flying off the back of the van, but they are actually Muff and the Mule magazines.
  • It is possible to save a few seconds, a video of this can be seen here.
  • Somewhere along the Head Radio Building, while collecting magazines, a police radio will report "donkey porn being dropped along the Portland area."
  • This mission is hard if the player has never driven a Rumpo. The player must slow a little but also go fast because there are seconds to fail this mission. The biggest tip however, is to never handbrake turn in a Rumpo. This is because the Rumpo is extremely tail heavy and tends to fish tail violently in a handbrake turn, especially at higher speeds. Slow down normally if there ever is a need to turn.
  • The mobile version made this mission easier, starting the player with 45 seconds at the start instead of 25.
  • At the end of the mission, some rare pedestrians will appear near XXXMags, these pedestrians never appear on the streets. This can be seen here.
    • They were replaced by pimps on the mobile version.