Presented by Lazlow Jones, America's Next Top Hooker is a competitive reality television show where the female contestants compete against each other to prove that they are the best hooker (often involving performing sexual acts with multiple partners or for an extended period of time). It is clearly a parody of America's Next Top Model. Also, the show sponsors the WKTT Radio program Just or Unjust.
The show appears on the CNT lineup, but cannot be viewed on any of the protagonists' televisions. However, its theme song can be downloaded from VIP Luxury Ringtones as a ringtone for the player's cell phone. A wallpaper with the America's Next Top Hooker logo is also available.
During one of its radio commercials, the announcer states that Crystal won the previous season. The commercials sponsoring the show can be heard on most of the radio stations in Liberty City, and the show is also advertised on the sides of Liberty City buses. Before the song "Wet Em Up" by Tru Life plays, the DJ on The Beat 102.7 announces, "America's Next Top Hooker will be in the building!"
In 2008, a judge on the show claims that a contestant failed to swallow. Subsequently, he accuses her of not being a whore and using the program to a launch television career. However, the contestant reaffirms her commitment to being the next top hooker. The two settled their differences in a dressing room.
During the mission Friend Request in Grand Theft Auto V, the theme for the show will sometimes play as the theme for the pop-up viruses the player must remove during the mission. It is very hard to hear it, however, as they are mixed in alongside another ringtone and the dialogue that plays between Michael De Santa and Rickie Luckens.
Gallery[]
Billboard ad.
Advertisement on a public bus.
TV Commercial[]
Transcript
‘Dat’s Pimpin’ song starts playing in the background.
CNT Announcer:
Remember this?
Song:
Bitch let's go! (Fast or slow, stay on the grind...)
CNT Announcer:
It's back! This season on CNT! (Got my money on my mind no matter how it goes. Dat's Pimpin.') America's next top hooker returns! Remember the drama.
Woman 1:
Oh god!
Pimp:
Yo bitch, you better make me my money!
CNT Announcer:
Remember the joy.
Prostitute:
Oh! Oh yeah!
Woman 2:
I won the street-walking section!
CNT Announcer:
Can reality TV ever get any better?
Man 1:
One of you hookers is gonna be a winner!
CNT Announcer:
America's Next Top Hooker! It's time to put women back where they belong!
Song:
Doing my thang and ain't changed, mayne, Dat's pimpin'.
America's Next Top Hooker TV Commercial
Trivia[]
The theme for ANTH is called "Dat's Pimpin'" and can be found on MX 173 Hip-Hop Chopshop Vol. 3, which was released on the production music library Megatrax in 2005.
The font on the show's logo appears to be based on that of the British television series Top Gear.
