Scenariusz
| Część I: Spot Love Media
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| Love Media
| This is Head Radio, a Love Media station. Just one of 900 radio stations, 300 TV stations, 4 networks, 3 satellites, 10 senators.
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| Różni ludzie
| Thank you! (5x)
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| Love Media
| Head Radio.
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| Część II: Dil Don't - Stripe Summer
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| Michael Hunt
| You're listening to Head Radio, the rock of Liberty City for 60 years. DJ Michael Hunt taking you through another set of non-stop rock and pop. It's Head Radio.
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| (do uzupełnienia)
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| Michael Hunt
| Cowabunga! This is Michael Hunt, on Head Radio, owned by Love Media. Making sure radio in every town in America sounds exactly the same!
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| Mężczyzna
| Number one - for noise - Head - Radio.
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| Część III: Reklama Pets Overnight
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| Mężczyzna
| Would you like a kitten?
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| Kot
| Miau!
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| Mężczyzna
| Have one delivered. Just log on to PetsOvernight.com and we'll send you a cute kitten - overnight. PetsOvernight.com - delivering little bundles of love, in a box, directly to your door.
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| Kot
| Mrau!
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| Część IV: Reklama Head Radio
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| Mężczyzna
| More tolerable, less annoying, a better variety of weird noises between songs, the station your parents warned you about, more commercials, fewer songs, bigger contests, more winners, fewer positioning statements. This is the one and only Head Radio -
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| Kobieta
| (Head Radio)
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| Mężczyzna
| - Head Radio.
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| Część V: Whatever - Good Thing
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| Michael Hunt
| Are you ready to party? These boys certainly are! I hear the lead singer's out of therapy and ready to date your sister.
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I'm working for the sake of it
and I'm on for all the money that they gotta give, huh
I go out getting laid
but I play safe
in a safe place
and I know that I know that I wanna live
I said to you
Oo-ooo-oo-oh
Sometimes I feel like I can
Oo-ooo-oo-oh
Do something
Oo-ooo-oo-oh
And now it feels like I am
all set for a good thing
Come clean, unused, be free, just good
Been caught, been bruised, been clean, been used
Now stop a bit
(ooh-oh)
Let's take it back a bit
(ooh-oh)
Don't stop
I hate Saturdays,
when I wake up with that bulldog next to me (woof-woof-woof-woof)
I just want my cake in my own way (in my own way)
When I think of all the things I used to take (to take)
Oo-ooo-oo-oh
Sometimes I think like a man
Oo-ooo-oo-oh
On something
Oo-ooo-oo-oh
But now I feel like I am all set for a good thing
Come clean, unused, be free, just good
Been caught, been bruised, been clean, been used
Come clean, unused, be free, just good
Been caught, been bruised, been clean, been used
God help our relationship,
what a crazy trip
I was faking it
I said you, you're the best, you're the best
Come clean, unused, be free,
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| Michael Hunt
| Alright that was Whatever with Good Thing. (just good, been caught)
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| Been bruised
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| Michael Hunt
| That band is gonna be huge. (been clean)
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| Been used
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| Część VI: Craig Gray - Fade Away
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| Fade away...
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| Michael Hunt
| Here's a song you're not gonna find anywhere else. (fade away...) Except on one of the other 800 stations owned by (fade away...) Love Media, our sister stations. ROCK AND ROLL! It's Head Radio. (fade away...)
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She looks out of her window
Only seeing her own reflection
Silent eyes that stare back to the distance
Pattern on the window pane
Distorts her pretty face
She feels that's what she looks like everyday
Looking down toward the floor
Back up through the window
She sighs a misty breath
The ghost without a haunted name
Street light fills her empty room,
Dark clouds are only,
She goes back to her bed
to try to sleep her nightmares away
She's gonna fade away, fade away.
She's gonna fade away, fade away.
Nightmares they are recurring
One stare she could turn and face
Screaming down with all her might
And seeing everyone die
One day she'll have the courage,
To do what she wants to do,
End the life of misery,
And for once be happy
She's gonna fade away, fade away
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| Michael Hunt
| Yeah the rock of Liberty City, I'm DJ Michael Hunt. (she's gonna fade away...) Last weekend when we were broadcasting from that food court in the mall, a fan said to me (fade away...) "Mike why do you always use sheezy cliches? Can't you say (she's gonna fade away...) something original for once?" Hey! I'm not here to be original, I'm (fade away...) here to rock! Rock around the clock, 24/7 dudes, (she's gonna fade away...) non-stop rock here on Head Radio.
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| Mężczyzna
| The simple source of gratification in your miserable in-significant life, Head Radio; you may need us - but we don't need you. Head Radio.
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| Część VII: Conor and Jay - Change
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Forgive me, but I didn't do anything wrong.
So sue me if you think I changed your happy life.
Forget me if you don't think your friend is right
Your enemy has always been your innocence.
You're sweet, you're shy, you must admit
You censor your life for your benefit.
But you lose all the taste
And you sit there and waste
Your day, your month, your year
Nothing stays, they pass you by.
If you don't change, if you don't change.
Nothing stays, they pass you by.
If you don't change, if you don't change.
Tell me, will you always be the same
Or maybe, kick yourself and play the game?
You ask me what it is you're doing wrong.
You hesitate, standing there when you should run.
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| Mężczyzna
| Head Radio.
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| You're sweet, you're shy, you must admit
You censor your life for your benefit.
But you lose all the taste
And you sit there and waste
Your day, your month, your year
Nothing stays, they pass you by.
If you don't change, If you don't change.
Nothing stays, they pass you by.
If you don't change, If you don't change.
(Forgive me, but I didn't do anything wrong,
So sue me)
I've changed
(So tell me, will you always be the same,
Or maybe)
You've changed
Nothing stays, they pass you by.
If you don't change, If you don't change.
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| Michael Hunt
| Hey it is, Head Radio. I'm Michael Hunt, (nothing stays, they pass you by) you can call me Mike, with another fat jam of non-stop rock from the station that can give you (if you don't change, if you don't change) more because we pay our employees less.
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| Mężczyzna
| Built from cheap land brick from Zambia, El Salvador and Paraguay, this is Head Radio (Head Radio).
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| Część VII: Reklama Equanox
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| Kobieta
| I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd get scared before an important event, such as childbirth or a family funeral. Hey, sometimes you need some help navigating live's trouble spots. That's when I discovered Equanox.
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| Mężczyzna #1
| After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equanox, I've been employee of the month 3 times in a row.
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| Mężczyzna #2
| I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time. Now with Equanox, I never need to sleep.
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| Mężczyzna #3
| Equinox is new from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about Equanox today.
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| Mężczyzna #4
| (szybko) Equanox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equanox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders.
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| Mężczyzna #3
| Equanox, softening life's harsh realities.
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| Część VIII: Frankie Fame - See Through You
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| Michael Hunt
| Here's one that brings down the house when I do my weekly Michael Hunt's rock 'n' roll jam at the Liberty City's premier bowling alley. I'm Mike "Wheels-Of-Steel" Hunt.
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I know she sounds kinda crude but she feels kinda good,
she swings her hips and her bits to the rock 'n' roll groove,
What she makes what she breaks I see that it's all good,
But she can't hide from the side what is making her move,
Come on, lady, gone crazy, I don't know if she's listening tonight,
Come on, lady, gone crazy, gotta fist for a generous thigh,
(I think it's time I told ya)
I can't do nothing else but see through you 'cos I got you one too many times,
So baby stop and say somethin' else that makes you feel OK,
What ya say, hey, all you seem to think about you (hey)
You (hey),
You (hey),
You (hey),
You (hey),
You (hey),
You (hey),
You ooooh
Turn the page, dammit did I hear you say I got laid - no way,
Turn the page, wish I had it all again, what the heck is faith,
Come on, lady, gone crazy I don't know if she's listening tonight,
Come on, lady, gone crazy gotta fist for a generous thigh,
(I think it's time I told ya)
I can't do nothing else but see through you 'cos I got you one too many times,
So baby stop and say somethin' else that makes you feel OK,
What ya say, hey, all you seem to think about
You and all your pride and glory what's it like to be so horny,
Cut your hair and change your look get a job and a power suit,
Analyze your whole damn life and obviously come here tonight
I can't do nothing else but see through you 'cos I got you one too many times,
So baby stop and say somethin' else that makes you feel OK,
What ya say, hey, all you seem to think about you
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| Mężczyzna
| No matter what your geographic, demographic, or income bracket. We've got content personalised for you. This is Head Radio.
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| Część IX: Scatwerk - Electronic Go Go
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| Michael Hunt
| Head Radio because your head needs it.
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Electronic
Electronic
Electronic
Go Go
Go Go
Electronic
Electronic
Electronic
Go Go Go, Go, Go
Eins, zwei, drei
Vier, fünf, sechs
Eins, zwei, drei
Vier, fünf
Sechs, sechs, sechs-lectronic
Electronic
Go Go
Electronic
Go Go, Go Go
Electronic
Go Go
Electronic
Go Go, Go Go
Eins
Zwei
Drei
Vier
Fünf
Sechs
Sechs
Sechs, sechs
Electronic
Go-go dancer
Won't you be my
Electronic go-go dancer
Electronic
Go-go dancer
Won't you be my
Electronic go-go dancer
Electronic
Go-go dancer
Won't you be my
Electronic go-go dancer
Electronic
Go-go dancer
Won't you be my
Electronic go-go dancer
Electronic
Go-go dancer
Won't you be my
Electronic go-go dancer
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| Mężczyzna
| Head Radio, with free concert tickets. Just listen for your cue to call. When you hear be caller 25. If you can correctly answer the trivia question, you'll be qualified to win. Every qualifier will meet at the local mall, where you'll be told to perform various acrobatic stunts. The one who can do the best dance will then go on to compete in the nationals, and if you win there, you'll get free concert tickets. From Head Radio, where it's easy to win.
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| Część X: Reklama 555-SUE-YOU
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| Mężczyzna
| Is your job affecting your health? Do you become fatigued? Does working take time away from family and social events like watching wrestling? There's an easy solution. Sue your Boss. See, the great thing about this country is you can sue anyone for pretty much anything - and you'll probably win, or at least get a settlement. At the firm of Rakin' & Ponzer, personal injury attorneys, we can show how falling down and howling like a sissy can result in a large damage award from your employer. We also specialize in awards for injuries suffered in auto, bus, and train accidents and can even train you to throw yourself in front of a bus and pretend to be injured. Hey, that's why they pay for insurance. Call the law offices of Rakin' & Ponzer and get ready to enjoy a life of luxury.
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| Część XI: Dezma - Life Is Just A Mere Supply
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I said to fall in, ball
pop the cock, off in Liberty City
crazy, how the streets just turn to stone
get a gun, get a job,
get a girl that looks pretty
and I bet you know that
fun life should
fun life do
fun life wishin'
and I'd love to get it on
fun life hate
fun life love
who's your daddy, with the ending road
life is but a mere supply
of a few good thoughts
then you die
life is but a mere supply
of a few good thoughts
then you die
I like it when you run through the bones
I like it when you talk to the phones
I like it when you say what you own
I like it when you talk to my bone
I like it when you run through the bones
I like it when you talk to the phones
I like it when you say what you own
I like it when you talk to my bone
fun life should
fun life do
fun life wishin'
and I'd love to get it on
fun life hate
fun life love
who's your daddy, with the ending road
life is but a mere supply
of a few good thoughts
then you die
life is but a mere supply
of a few good thoughts
then you die
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| Mężczyzna
| Number one - for noise - Head - Radio.
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| Część XII: Reklama Fernando's New Beginnings
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| Fernando Martinez
| Has your marriage gone stale? Has the spark gone out of your love life? Looking to add a little adventure to the monotomy of monogamy? I am Fernando Martinez, founder of Fernando's New Beginnings. A revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. We understand how two kids and a mortgage can take the passion out of your life. With our three-step program, you will rediscover romance, guaranteed.
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| Phil
| Hi, my name's Phil, I've got three kids, two cars, and a mortgage. My love life was going stale even before my wife's car accident. Then I called New Beginnings. Thanks to Fernando, I'm still married, but on Wednesday afternoons, I meet Barbara at the motel by the turnpike.
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| Fernando Martinez
| See - the passion is back. Phil's marriage is saved and his kids will have a daddy to look up to. Call New Beginnings today. Cinco, cinco, cinco, nueve dos, nueve dos. It will be a miracle, I guarantee it. Fernando's New Beginnings, we turn a ending into a new beginning.
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| Część XIII: Reklama PetsOvernight
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| Mężczyzna
| Are you bored with man's best friend?
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| Chłopiec
| Sorry Fido we're gonna have to drown you.
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| Mężczyzna
| Why not try man's first cousin? At PetsOvernight.com we've got every primate in stock from spider monkeys to gorillas. You'll love your new best friend.
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| Chłopiec
| Mommy, Jim-Jim bit me.
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| Kobieta
| Oh, yeah, then you just bite him back then. OK, honey?
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| Mężczyzna
| PetsOvernight.com, delivering little bundles of love in box, directly to your door.
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