Stunt Boat Challenge

Stunt Boat Challenge is the first mission in the game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City played for Umberto Robina.

Brief
Umberto Robina's son, Rico, calls you on your cell phone thinking you are Leo Teal. Once you tell him you killed Leo he asks if you would like to work for him, and to visit his father's coffee shop. Once you arrive, you must drive a boat properly in order to prove yourself to Umberto Robina.

The Mission
The mission is pretty simple, drive through every checkpoint on the course in the three minute time limit. In order to pass through checkpoints in the air, make sure you drive fast enough over the ramps.

Script
(Café Robina: Tommy Vercetti,Umberto Robina, and Papi)

(Umberto approaches Tommy as he enters the door)

Papi: Si, men?

Umberto: Hey, easy Papi. This man's for me. You, you the boy? Oh yeh. You the boy. I think so, you know?

Tommy: No. I don't think I do.

Umberto: Oh yeah? You come here, tough guy. You think you can take me on? You think you can play stupid with me?

Tommy: No, i think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us.

Papi: Hey, he call you dumb, son.

Umberto: And I call him a little girl, Papi. Look at him, all dressed up like that. What is this, ladies night? You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too. Huh?

Tommy: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?

Umberto: I like women! I like all women! I love my mother, chico!

Tommy: All right, all right. I'll take your word for it, relax.

Umberto: Can you drive, amigo?

Tommy: Yeah... like a woman.

Umberto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I like you, big boy. Maybe you can help. Maybe you can prove you a man, huh? Take out the boat. Show me you got some big cojones and not some little bitty chiquita ones.

(With Rico, by the river)

Rico: Hey. I'm Rico. You the man with the big cojones?

Tommy: Tommy Vercetti. Let's go...

Rico: Ok man, treat her like a woman.

(on the boat course)

Rico: You call yourself a man, man?

(later)

Rico: You a little scaredy kitten, baby boy. Go cry to your mommy!

(later)

Rico: Not bad, you're a real man.

(later)

Rico: Man, you the man, man. I like you man. I like you a lot! Any time man, cause you got big cojones. And all my friends have big cojones. You got real big cojones, amigo.