Talk:Grainoftruth.net

Transcript of the spoof advertisement on the radio (obtained by using Fire OS + playing a YouTube video + audio input on keyboard with URL bar selected then editing the text):
 * Your grocery store defines what kind of person you are. Join the organic elite at the grain of truth and shop with superiority. Food has never been this self-satisfied featuring organic natural fair trade macrobiotics sustainably harvest farm to table gogi infused antioxidant rich seven grain 12 grain whole-grain gluten-free cruelty-free vegan vagina non-genetically modified zero trans fat free range foods at prices you simply won't believe. It's that or are you more of the factory farmed genetically altered hormone infused horsemeat infected slave labor harvested agribusiness supporting obesity causing common herd? We didn't think so. You're just like us; you belong. Shop with people just like you: people that drive hybrids and listen to public radio and argue about recycling. It's unscalable elitism for the sustainable crowd. Open up your mouth and looked down at people. It's delicious; it's the grain of truth foodstores: naturally exclusive.

--https://youtube.com/watch?v=IEqWLrGsMMU - "GrainOfTruthFoodStores"

--User000name (talk) 05:25, April 2, 2017 (UTC)