Dialogues in GTA San Andreas

Being arrested

 * Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman!
 * Whats wrong? You ran out of donuts?
 * You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies!
 * Fuck you, one time!
 * Fuck you po-po!
 * Just shut up!
 * Well done, cop. Well done.
 * Ahhh, screw you, cop!

Threatening someone with a gun

 * (when he's fat) Fat man's got a gun.
 * Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun!
 * Welcome to San Andreas, fool!
 * Hey, what's cracking now?
 * Oh shit, I got a gat.
 * What's poppin' now?
 * You want to get ventilated, huh?
 * You want some lead in you?
 * Oh yeah? That's right, I'm just a mark!
 * I'm packing heat, fool!
 * G's up, fool!
 * What was you saying?

Running away from the police

 * I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER!
 * I think you should stop with that shit!

Car-jacking

 * Welcome to San Andreas, fool.
 * Remember, heroes get killed.
 * Shit fool, you just got jacked!
 * Give me this fucking car.
 * Grove Street needs your car.
 * Would you like to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide?
 * I'm having that!
 * This is a robbery, don't make it a murder!
 * Isn't this what they mean by "carpool"?
 * I need that shit you driving!
 * What's you expect? It's America.
 * You gonna have to walk now, sucker!
 * I'm having this!
 * Gimme that fucking vehicle!
 * I'm a loser, so hate me.
 * Get out the ride!
 * Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked!
 * Get out the car!
 * Get outta here punk!
 * Roll up outta here. NOW!
 * Thats MINE!
 * Be cool, its just a jacking.
 * Gimme your whip fool!
 * Get carjacked, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh?
 * Don't blame me; blame society.
 * Now you can buy another one!
 * Fat man needs your car (when he's fat)
 * I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat)
 * Caught slipping again!
 * Hey, get out the car gangster.
 * Heroes get popped, move!
 * Blame society man!
 * Get out the vehicle!
 * Come on, get outta there!
 * You've been slipping again, huh?
 * Let's move on.
 * Go on fool, out!
 * Don't make me shoot you homie!

Stealing a bike

 * Gimme that fucking bike!
 * Damn, you fell off?
 * Gravity's a bitch isn't it?
 * You ain't gonna cry now are you?
 * Off the bike!
 * I'm having that bike!
 * Get off that bike!
 * Now don't make this get really ugly.
 * You just got jacked!
 * OFF!
 * Don't mind me!
 * Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike.
 * You want a beating as well?
 * Gimme that bike!
 * Don't make this worse for yoursef!
 * I want your bike!
 * I need your bike!
 * I'm gonna have to borrow this bike!
 * I'm having this bike!
 * GET yo' ass off.
 * I need to borrow this bike bitch!

Crashing into another vehicle

 * Did you buy your license?
 * Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh?
 * My car!
 * What kind of license you got? Fishing license?
 * Whats your poison: grin or gin?
 * Ah, for fuck's sake!
 * My car!! My fucking car!!
 * Having a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that!
 * Your mom must be proud of your driving, fool!
 * Fuck, you hit me!
 * Damn! My Whip!
 * Did you steal your license?!
 * You hit me! I'm gonna hit you back!
 * Idiot!
 * What in fuck's name are you doing?!
 * My ride! Fool!
 * Ahhh, screw you!
 * Look where you going!
 * What you been drinking?!
 * How you allowed to drive if you blind?!
 * Oh, you asshole! My shit!
 * Can anyone in this state drive?
 * You've been drinking brake fluid!
 * Who let you out of the mental home?
 * Ahhh G!
 * You a comedian asshole?!
 * Now that ain't exactly funny!
 * You have to apologize before I get out and hit you!
 * You think that's funny?

Falling from a building or airplane

 * Oh, shit!
 * Damn!
 * What the fuck!
 * Bullshit!
 * I don't need this shit!
 * Oh, motherfucker!
 * I hate gravity!
 * Shit, damn!
 * Aaaah!
 * Oh, fuck, shit!
 * Noooo!
 * Oh, hell no!
 * Oh Jesus! Ahh!
 * Oh, no!
 * Aaaah, no!

Fighting

 * Make it easy on yourself and run away!
 * Come on! Fight then!
 * Come on! Punch!
 * This gonna be easy bitch!
 * Oh, you real hard huh?
 * I warn you, I don't give a fuck!
 * You got scraps huh?
 * You got scraps huh bitch?
 * You think you tough?
 * Do you know who your fucking with?
 * Head up, you and me!
 * Your fucking with Carl Johnson!
 * You know who you up against?
 * You know who you messing with?
 * It's your funeral asshole!
 * You should back down and run away!
 * You little punk!
 * Run away fool!
 * You gonna back down soon?
 * Run away bitch!
 * Come on! Show me what you got!
 * Toe to Toe fool!
 * Come on asshole, then fight!
 * You just a bitch!
 * You dead motherfucker!
 * I'm rich and fucking crazy! (when he's rich)
 * Come on, fool, run away.
 * Nobody punches CJ!
 * You think you can take me on, you punk?
 * Give up, homeboy.
 * Let's do it, come on!
 * Oh, you think your hard?
 * I'm your worst nightmare fool, so give up.
 * You calling CJ a bitch?
 * You in a whole lot of trouble tough guy.
 * Go on, run away homie.
 * Let's go bitch.
 * Trust me, I don't give a shit.
 * Hit me then, homeboy.
 * Let's do it, come on.
 * It's on now!
 * I'm about to lose my temper!

When he's fat

 * I ain't a fat bitch, bitch!
 * I'm gonna eat you fool!
 * I'm gonna flatten you, fucker!
 * I'm big but I ain't slow!
 * I'm gonna put you to sleep punk!
 * Who you callin' a fat slob?
 * You got a problem with the big man huh!
 * I ain't just a fat slob, asshole!
 * I got weight on my side.
 * I'm too fat to walk anymore punk!

When he's robust

 * I'm gangsta.
 * I'm showstopper!
 * I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'.
 * I'm big and fast.
 * Who you callin' a bendico?
 * You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh!
 * I ain't takin' this shit fool!
 * I got muscle on my side.
 * Yo ass is a waste of time, fool!

Killing pedestrians

 * Welcome to America!
 * Call the army, I'm a fucking maniac!
 * Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face!
 * I'm a punk? Am I?
 * Welcome to San Andreas!
 * I don't give a fuck!
 * I'm a lunatic, fool!
 * I'm a well dressed maniac, fool!
 * Bitches!
 * Welcome to Ganton, fool!
 * Bang, bang, bang!
 * Asshole!
 * You should of stayed at home.
 * You tricks!
 * Punk ass bitches!
 * You mark!
 * G.S.F. for life!

Picking up money

 * Guess you won't be needing this now.
 * (when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full.
 * (when he's fat) Lunch money.
 * (when he's fat) I should use this for a good dinner.
 * Gimme that Grip!
 * Aww you so kind.
 * Ah, look at all this paper!
 * Thanks, bitch!
 * Next time you should put it in the bank!
 * I need this more than you, I think.
 * Is that all you got? Cheap fool!
 * Give me them dollars!
 * Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal.
 * I'll take that paper.
 * That's going in my retirement fund!
 * Is this for me?
 * Gimme those chips!
 * Yeah, them my ducats now.
 * I like to share too, thank you.
 * Hey, pay a nigga!
 * Send 'em ducats over here!
 * With a mean bastard like you around here, crime really don't pay.
 * Hey, gimme that paper!
 * You don't need it no more, huh?

When the police are crashing into him

 * I'm not laughing, cop asshole!
 * You're fucking me off!

Complimenting an NPC after they praised his apparel

 * These clothes? Yeah, they're tight.
 * Just some old kicks baby.
 * Straight. Good looking.
 * Fo' sho, thanks.
 * Yeah, they gangster ain't they?
 * This how Grove street kick it.
 * Thanks gangster.
 * Alright. Straight gangster. Know what I'm saying?
 * My G'ed up apparel? Yeah, straight.
 * Whatch you expect, huh?

Complimenting an NPC after they praised his tattoo's

 * That's why I had them hit up on me.
 * Pure gangster, homie.
 * They just tat's fool. But I got the heart to back them up.
 * Yeah pretty gangster ain't they.
 * Yeah i hear you, cool.

Complimenting an NPC after they praised his haircut

 * The fade? It's straight gangster.
 * This cut? Awe thanks.
 * Awe, thanks G.
 * Yeah, good lookin'.

Complimenting an NPC after they praised his muscles

 * Thanks, I've been lifting a lot of weights.
 * Yeah, I've been lifting a lot, you know.
 * Yeah. Cool. Fo' sho. Thank you.
 * Awe, thanks.
 * Straight.

Complimenting an NPC after they praised his hygiene

 * Yeah, I've just takin' up washing, G.

Negative remark to an NPC after they've criticized his tattoo's

 * Why don't you shut your bitch mouth, punk!
 * Yeah, and you just a punk ass bitch.
 * Well why don't you go and join the line to bang your mama!

Accepting a prostitute visit

 * Moms, I'm so sorry about this.
 * You don't have no VD do you bitch?

Recruiting gang members

 * They told me you was a buster, prove me wrong.
 * I'm gonna put in some work, you down?
 * C'mon dude, roll wit' me.
 * C'mon man, we're families.
 * C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg.
 * Dude you ain't no Balla or no buster.

Losing at the casino

 * Fuck you and your casino!

Singing

 * Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane!
 * Girl you dropped a bomb on me!
 * Express yourself! Because i'm from Grove Street!
 * Never gonna get it, Never gonna get it, beyatch!
 * Young hearts be free tonigh....! Aww what was it...
 * Rollercoaster...!
 * Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay....
 * Two loc'ed out nigga's going crazy....
 * Move your body, move your body....
 * Take your time and let me love you good....