Dialogues in GTA Liberty City Stories

This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and characters in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.

LCPD Officers

 * Fire!
 * I'm opening fire!
 * No judge, no jury!
 * Shoot his eyes out!
 * Don't struggle son!
 * It's over, asshole!
 * I WILL shoot!
 * Blast his colon out!
 * I'll put you in a wheelchair!
 * Aim for his head!
 * Aim for the spot!
 * Aim for the gut!
 * Take this, you evil bastard!
 * It's a cold slab for you!
 * You leave me no choice!
 * Hold it right there!
 * I'm gonna enjoy this!
 * Eat hot lead!
 * Headshot!
 * You can't take me, punk!
 * Where do you think you're going?
 * This stops right here!
 * Instant justice!
 * They always try to run!
 * I'm on to you, asshole!
 * I can run all day, boy!
 * Tackle him!
 * Stop that freak!
 * You're resisting arrest!
 * Slow down, goddamnit.
 * Run, punk! I like it that way!
 * You'll wake up in a cell!
 * Take him downtown.
 * Mind out!
 * You're an idiot!

LCPD Helicopter

 * LCPD! This is the end of the line!
 * LCPD! Give yourself up!
 * Stop right there!
 * They don't call me "bullseye" for nothin'!
 * Jimmy, can you keep this 'copter steady?!
 * Don't move, LCPD!
 * This is the LCPD!
 * You know I can't stand heights, Jimmy!

S.W.A.T.

 * Ow! Friction burn!
 * Aw, I hate this part.
 * Engaging Perp!
 * Full auto!
 * Let it rip!
 * God, I love this bit.
 * Safety off!
 * Move it! Move it! Move it!
 * Go! Go! Go!
 * Neutralize the target!
 * Cut him down!
 * Eat this hell of shit!
 * I'm gonna come! I'm gonna come!
 * Man, I'm hard!

FBI Agents

 * FBI, freeze!
 * Take him out!
 * Give it up!
 * FBI!
 * FBI, everybody take cover!
 * Open fire! Open fire!
 * He's got a gun, shoot to maim!
 * He's armed!
 * Surrender or die!
 * Blow his brains out!
 * Blast his guts out!
 * This gun is the law!
 * FBI, who is in charge here?
 * Okay, we'll take care of this.

Paramedics

 * God, look at this mess.
 * Check his wallet.
 * Where's the victim?
 * Paramedic coming through!
 * Stand clear everybody!
 * Okay, help's arrived.
 * If you survive, bathe more often.
 * You'll be hideously scarred for life!
 * You'll probably never walk again!
 * On with the show.
 * Step back ladies, the heroes have arrived.
 * No autographs please.
 * Make way for my god complex.
 * No insurance? here, take an aspirin.
 * You're almost too ugly to save.
 * Terrible facial wounds, nope, just ugly.

Being Arrested

 * Dumb morons!
 * Get my lawyer, shitbag.
 * Shut the fuck up, buddy.
 * You're pathetic.
 * Assholes, you assholes!
 * You're fucking with the wrong guy!
 * I've done time before, tough guy.
 * You really must have a small dick!
 * Give me a break, here!
 * Can you call my lawyer?
 * I'll beat the shit out of you for this!
 * Let me go, right now!
 * This is really dull, man!
 * Shut up man, please!
 * Hey dick, shut up!
 * Hey, you prick, shut up!
 * Nobody messes with Toni Cipriani!
 * I've seen your face, remember that!
 * You've just signed your death warrant, you hear me?
 * Now put the gun away and pick a fight with me!
 * Shut it.
 * Let me walk or I'll kill you dumb fucks!
 * I'm starting to lose my cool here!
 * Calm down, call my lawyer.
 * You're starting to annoy me, man.
 * Do you know who I am?!

Aiming

 * What?
 * Be cool.
 * Now be cool.
 * Act real cool.
 * Now, don't be a moron.
 * No messing around here.
 * You wanna get shot, friend?
 * You seen one of these before?
 * Don't make me lose my shit!
 * I'm armed, fool!
 * You want a bullet in you?
 * This could get very messy.
 * Now who's the boss here?
 * I ain't a joke, pal.
 * You want me to lose my temper here?

Shooting/Being shot at

 * Oh, come on, tough guy!
 * You are really starting to get on my nerves here!
 * Who do you think you're fucking with?
 * You asked for this.

Car-jacking

 * Hey, get out of there.
 * Don't try to be a hero; run away.
 * Sorry, but I need this.
 * Welcome to Liberty City.

Chased by the cops

 * LCPD morons!

Pulling out of the car

 * Ah not now, asshole!

When having a gun aimed at

 * That's assault.
 * Get a closer look: I empower you.
 * I'm invulnerable when I'm on patrol.
 * I'm invulnerable, baby!

When starting a mission

 * You and I can take this part on our own, but uh... let's get some help just in case.
 * Hey friend, we're clean a crime in this city.

Recruiting other gangs

 * I'm your man!
 * Kickin' ass rocks!
 * We don't want no bully boy gangs on our streets!
 * It's time we fought back!

Street Criminal

 * Fucking col' pussy, yo!
 * Almost got his wallet!

When having a gun aimed at

 * Give me a break, I'm just a junkie!

When being bumped into

 * What's your problem, pal?
 * Dick.
 * Come on, pal, I don't wanna suck you.
 * I got quick fingers, yo!

When Toni rams into a car

 * You can't see that.

When having a gun aimed at

 * Oh, dear God, no!
 * Please, no!
 * Watch it, pal.

When being bumped into

 * Good grief!
 * Watch where you're going!
 * Get out the damn way!

When seeing a dead body

 * Oh, hell, what a mess!

When being Car-jacked

 * Help! Police!

Need to organize

 * Watch it young man!
 * Excuse me!
 * Look where you're going!
 * When I retire it's gonna be "sun, sun, sun".
 * Then it's off to Vice City in peace.
 * Shit weather will be a thing of the past!
 * Screw this internet thing.
 * Insurance money, come to papa!
 * I'll need a convertible down in Vice City anyway.
 * Watch it!
 * That's enough!
 * Only 167 days until retirement, I can't wait!
 * You think I can't still mix it up?
 * I'm an ex-marine, dickhead!
 * I'm still gonna cream you, asshole!
 * Come on it's almost my retirement!
 * Shit like this will be history when I move to Vice.
 * You jerk!
 * I need that to drive to Vice City!
 * Come on, not now!
 * What the flying hoopla is this?

When being bumped into

 * You think that bothers me, asshole?

Overweight/Fat Ginger or Black Male
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Need to organize

 * No room for airbags!
 * [?] my gut.
 * What the fuck?!
 * Look out!
 * Need more [?].
 * I could eat a horse! And a cow!
 * Oh, I'm gonna flatten you!
 * Gonna squash you like a turd!
 * I'll crush the life out of you!
 * Oh man, no!
 * What'd I do, huh? What'd I do?!
 * Hey man, that sucks!
 * [?] on the seat!
 * I was going to the drive-thru
 * Oh dude, I'm gonna lose my lunch.

Conversations

 * Hey [?] my lunch!
 * Why am I always so hungry?
 * I'm starving here!
 * There's a Burger Shot 'round here someplace.

When being bumped into

 * How could you not have seen me?
 * What? You didn't see me?

While on traffic

 * I've got a date with a cheese deluxe!

Overweight/Fat White Female
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Need to organize

 * I bruise easily!
 * Mind my delicate [flap?]!
 * Ow! That pinched!
 * I am more than a walking appetite!
 * I am not a slave to my cravings!
 * My stomach does not rule me!
 * Chocolate is bad! Chocolate is evil!
 * Fat! [?]
 * Ow my fun bags!
 * I got a [?] meeting to go to!
 * By just sitting here I'm gaining weight!
 * Holy fudgecake!
 * Lord of our lord!
 * Gonna smother your skinny ass!
 * You'll lose your fists in my folds!
 * I'm gonna sit on your face!
 * Please, just leave me alone!
 * I'm sorry! Please!
 * Don't!
 * I've been stuck in here for months!
 * God, no.. Exercise...
 * Please! Don't make me walk!
 * Never knew the corpse looked so delicious.

Overweight/Fat Black Female With Purple Outfit
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Need to organize

 * I need just a lil' more room, ok?
 * Do I look like Humpty Dumpty?
 * Well, you sure ain't shy.
 * [?] discount course.
 * I got bad glands, ok?
 * I told her, "You better divorce him" again.
 * My glands are leakin', where's my plug?
 * Blind ass bastard, look out!
 * I'm gettin' me a new car!
 * Eugh, excuse me sugar?!
 * How'd you miss on [?]?
 * Hey, y'all making my glands [flare up?]!
 * Stress is bad on my heart!
 * Oh here comes the ambulance!
 * I'ma smother you now!
 * Oh I'ma beat you like you my kids!
 * I'll sit on you, [?] now, come on!
 * Oh it does no good to shoot fat folks!
 * I'm fat, you can't shoot me, you can't hurt nun!
 * I'm too fat to walk now!
 * I'm on my way to the doctor!
 * I'm late for [?]!
 * Damn I thought crime was dropping.

Conversations

 * I should go back to stripping.

When being bumped into

 * Come on, boo, don't grab!

When having a gun aimed at

 * Why do you hate women?
 * Don't shoot my titties. They're not real.
 * Please don't kill me!

Conversations

 * It's a shame his bunny had to die...

When having a gun aimed at

 * You trying to scare me?
 * Oh, put that gun away!

When being bumped into

 * Watch where you walking!
 * Careful!

When having a gun aimed at

 * Come on, man, I'm a regular joe!
 * Come on, man, relax.

When being bumped into

 * You want me to nail you?
 * Don't push me!

When Toni rams into a car

 * I'm gonna hammer you for that one!
 * You're gonna get nailed, pal!

Conversations

 * Kill me some Mafia, and take their ears!
 * I got great plans to get us on the internet.
 * My uncle owns the internet back in Taiwan.

Spotting Toni

 * Crazy fool Mafia.
 * Greasy Mafia chicken-brains.

When being Car-jacked

 * I don't believe it! My car!
 * Oh, hell no!
 * You picked the wrong car, fool!
 * That better not be scratched!
 * You owe me new paintjob!

When attacking Toni

 * Shut up.
 * Cut that shit!
 * I'll dice yo' face!
 * You wanna dance? Huh?
 * Eat hot lead, sucker!
 * You want a split skull?

Threatening Toni

 * Goodbye, asshole!
 * Tag, you're it!
 * Eat shit!
 * I'm gonna piss on your grave!
 * Eat this!
 * You crazy!
 * I'm sick of this shit!
 * You're pissing me off!
 * Take the shot, muttonface!
 * Eh, you got a deathwish.
 * You're making a big mistake!
 * You like Swiss cheese?

When being bumped into

 * Careful!
 * Idiot!
 * Crazy idiot!
 * Rude idiot!
 * Watch it, dickhead!
 * You watch it, dumbass.
 * I'm gonna beat you silly!
 * Look where you going!
 * Move your stupid mutton ass!
 * Move your stupid ass, round-eye!

Conversations

 * Italian-American stereotypes, you know?
 * You ever tried the sausages at Casa's?
 * Eh, family's family, you know?
 * What? Do I amuse you?
 * If that bitch don't stop nagging...
 * C'mon, tough guy!
 * My kid's got bigger guns than that.

When attacking Toni

 * You're nothin' but a street thug!
 * You don't know what it means to fuck with the Leones!
 * Come on, tough guy!
 * I've got some cement shoes, your size!

When having a gun aimed at

 * Run away, you two-bit punk!
 * You like that shit, maniac?!
 * Top of the world, ma!
 * You're gonna be fish food!
 * Yeah, take that!
 * How do you like that?!

When being bumped into

 * Jesus, I get no respect in this town!
 * Eh, watch the shoes here!
 * You're good for nothing!
 * You better mind your manners, capiche?
 * You better learn some respect there, junior!
 * Maniac!
 * Fucking lunatic!

When Toni blocks the road

 * I've got business to attend to here!
 * Shift it, wiseguy!
 * Move it!
 * What's the man's supposed to do here!

Conversations

 * My hairstyle is 60% grease.
 * Hey, your Momma says I got an Oedipus Complex.
 * The boss ain't too happy.
 * The Forellis have gone too fucking far this time!

When being Car-jacked

 * You're a dead man!
 * You ain't going nowhere, jerk-off.

When attacking Toni

 * You wanna dance, pretty boy?
 * I'm gonna take you apart, piece by piece.
 * I'm gonna rip your fucking head off.
 * I'm gonna beat you black and blue!

When being bumped into

 * Back off.
 * Wanna say something?

When attacking Toni

 * You're messing with a real gangster now!
 * Let's see what you got, tough guy.
 * Ah, you'll be sorry you croaked!
 * You're gonna be dead on your hands!

When attacking Toni

 * Get out of my face!
 * Eat this, fool!
 * Suck on this!

When being bumped into

 * Get out of my way, fool!

Ammu-Nation/Phil Cassidy's Fully Cocked Gun Shop Clerk
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 * I got all your home defense needs.
 * You want a license too?
 * I don't need to see any ID, you look trustworthy.