Peep That Shit

Peep That Shit is a tourist information board found on the internet in Grand Theft Auto IV. Their information can be found on their website www.peepthatshit.com.

Description
The site focuses on giving information to tourists within Liberty City, such as eateries, shopping locations, strip clubs and other places of interest. Its based on real-life travel guide website www.concierge.com.



Home
"There is no place quite like the Liberty City metropolitan area, and our murder rates prove it. From Algonquin to Dukes to Broker to Bohan, the vast urban sprawl of Liberty City offers a world of culture, opportunity and shopping experiences. Hell, we're even fond of Alderney, even if they are a different state. Defined by its cosmopolitan mix of homeless people and cultures, this is a thriving metropolis on a scale that makes everywhere else look flaccid by comparison. A city needs energy and a split personality... and Liberty City has both in abundance. Grit and glitz; edge and elegance; alliteration and agony - this is a city of contrasts where culture and diversity rub shoulders with crime and excess and stick their tongues down each other's throats in a drunken frenzy. Peep That Shit is the insider's guide to Liberty City. From the hot spots to the hidden treasures to the hipster bars where the wealthy dress like heroin addicts, we will take you beyond the bagels and shitty shows and expose you to what makes the capital of the world really tick."



Bars & Restaurants
"Liberty City's restaurants serve up dishes from every corner of the globe and many of them have the hygiene practices of a Central American outhouse. Here are the top bar and restaurant picks! Voted by you, the reader, and edited based on advertiser revenue! Actually, that's a lie. They are chosen by us, based on who gives us the most free dinners or happy endings in the coatroom. We are about as impartial as Weazel News. Bribes, gifts, party favors - we are open to it all. Some cold, hard cash and we will forget about your filet mignon that has a glaze of rat feces. That's how restaurant reviews work. What do you care? If you knew how to cook you wouldn't be eating out all the time."



Nightlife & Entertainment
"All work and no play makes you a dull boy, unless you're a girl. Or a boy who used to be a girl. In a city where you can get a transvestite to your door quicker than a police officer, there is a lot of fun to be had. After dark, the party animals come out to play in Liberty City. Find a friend on craplist, invite them over, and find out how the city really shames itself with anonymous depravity. From lighthearted entertainment to outright debauchery, Liberty City's nightlife has something for everyone."



Soak In The Sights
"Liberty City is jam-packed with breathtaking sights, iconic images, drive-by shootings, and historical landmarks at every turn. Here are some of the things not to be missed:"



Shop Till You Drop
"Liberty City is the fashion capital of the United States. Why? Because it's the home of stupid money and people who can spend $18,000 on cufflinks. But there are clothing stores to suit every budget. Nothing screams that you've made it quite like a designer label, and a visit to Perseus in Middle Park East will have you looking like a player in no time. If Didier Sachs and Gutter & Blood are not your thing, shops down at Hove Beach in Broker can kit you out in itchy polyester for less than the cost of a round of drinks. Going to Liberty City and not shopping would be like going to Australia and not crying. Where else can you buy a fake Enema handbag on the street that is better than the original? Where else can you spot stores that have had a 'going out of business' sale for the last 15 years? Where else can you see so many 24-hour delis with 24 year-old cold cuts? Most of the tourists head straight for the Spenders department store in The Triangle but there are lots of other places where you can engage in a bit of retail therapy:"



Sports & Activities
"Now that there are sports that you can participate in while sitting with a cigar and martini in your hand, why not visit the sports centers in LC? It is impossible to get bored in Liberty City, unless you're a religious freak, and then it's a pretty boring place. Once you have had your fill of sightseeing, eating and drinking, there is a wealth of other fun activities available to help you work off that last Heartstopper from Burger Shot."

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