Jizz Drive

Jizz Drive is a computer component advertised on Head Radio in Grand Theft Auto 2. It is marketed towards people who have computers with low storage space and needing quick file transfer speeds. The company's name is a reference to "jizz", a slang term for sperm, an example of Rockstar's crude humor. The commercial disclaims that the Drive should not be used for pornography. The product parodies the Iomega, a high speed high capacity, consumer storage device of the late 1990s.

Radio ad transcript
Male announcer #1: (fast and quiet, as if reading a disclaimer) Does your computer lack the necessary memory backup? Do you suffer from poor picture resolution or image transfer interface lagging behind the competition?

Male announcer #2: Jizz Drive! The only upgrade your computer needs!

Male announcer #1: If your entertainment requires superior picture resolution and an advanced image transfer interface...

Male announcer #2: Jizz Drive, for all your manual entertainment needs!

Male announcer #1: (more normally) Jizz Drive should not be used to store or sell pornography.

Trivia

 * The second male announcer in the commercial has the same voice as the Jesus Saves preacher.