New World Order

New World Order is a conservative foreign affairs show on VCPR in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, hosted by Dwayne Thorn. Each of the show's "reports" is a satire of the negative socio-economic aspects of American influence on the world during the Cold War. The show also takes in calls from different individuals that predictably shock or puzzle Dwayne based on their subject material. NWO is a satire of both American perceptions of the world during the Cold War, and the right-wing opinion shows that have proliferated American media in recent years.

Reporters

 * Bryce Parker – A reporter with a British accent, reporting on the prostitution – and his personal enjoyment – of children and prepubescents in Thailand. Dwayne is apparently far more interested in the latter.
 * Chuck Summers – Reports on the stereotypical and abject poverty of India prior to its 21st century economic boom before suddenly coming down with a very violent case of diarrhea.
 * John Sickerman – Another reporter with a British accent, John interviews an Ecuadorian drug lord named Pedro on how American money has "transformed" South American society. Parodies American corporate influence in Central and South America as well as the funding of Contras and other violent individuals and groups in those regions during the closing stages of the Cold War.
 * Heinrich Havelock – A reporter with a German accent, interviewing a tribal chieftain from a formerly-forested town in Venezuela that Dwayne cannot pronounce (Dwayne also cannot correctly pronounce Heinrich's name). This interview parodies the cultural assimilation of indigenous peoples in the Americas, and the effects of deforestation.

Callers
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 * A xenophobic customs and immigration officer who believes that the phrase "Annuit Cœptis" on the reverse of the $1 bill is part of a conspiracy to get every American to speak Latin. Parodies the alleged racism and prejudice by American immigration officials on people with suspect national origins, and the stereotype of American conservatives fearing foreign culture and influence.
 * Thorton, a hillbilly who, inspired by Buddha, tries to achieve "enlightenment" through supposedly easy self-help cookbooks and other material, and threatens Dwayne when he disagrees. This caller parodies the stereotype of uninformed Americans/Westerners trying to become engaged in foreign culture through overly-commercialized and popular media (such as the New Age movement).
 * Michelle, a caller from the Midwest who is sexually obsessed with Dwayne, possibly as a result from isolation against anything and everything foreign.