Sissy Spritz

Sissy Spritz is a brand of hairspray advertised on the radio in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. The hairspray's advertising slogan is "Take your hair higher". Known side effects of the hairspray include dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart palpitations, and nosebleed.

Sissy Spritz Commercial
Chorus: Higher!

Male: The key to feeling great is looking great, and the way to look great is to have good hair - that's great!

Chorus: ''Take your hair higher! Take-your-hair to-the-limit!''

Male: Use Sissy Sprits when your clubbing, or sticking your head out of a Stretch limo sunroof, you want to know your hair is performing to the limit

Chorus: ''Higher! Gonna get higher than the stars!''

Male: With Sissy Sprits, it's hair for the future, not the past. When you have great hair, people know you're a winner!

Chorus: Gotta fly on my own hair tonight!

Male: (in a fast voice) Sissy Sprits may cause dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart palpitations and nose bleeds, plus your hair will be great!

Chorus: HIGHER!

Trivia

 * Toni uses the hairspray and claims that she had an incident where her hair caught fire while dancing with a lit lighter in hand.
 * Lazlow also uses the hairspray in conjuction with perm, and endorses both products during his music marathon on V-Rock in 1986.
 * In 1984, the Vulture Prize Patrol gave out a complete haircut set used with the hairspray to people who have the V-Rock window sticker on their car window, along with a muscle shirt endorsing the station.
 * The radio ad is featured on the Wave 103 CD included in the Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Official Soundtrack Box Set.
 * Its commercial mentions an in-game vehicle, the Stretch limo.