Dialogues in GTA Vice City Stories

This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and even characters in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.

VCPD Officers

 * Grab that creep!
 * You must be on PCP!
 * Get that perverted worm!
 * Cease and desist!
 * Oh, look who's running!
 * You look dead already!
 * Let's go, sweetheart!
 * Let's dance, you fairy!
 * You're mine, tough guy!
 * I'm the law, boy!
 * I love chasing commies!
 * Heck you, jerk!
 * You, dick!
 * I love to chase queers!
 * Cool your jets, asshole!
 * Don't even touch your joystick!
 * Ready for the clink? Scumbag?
 * Pretty heavy huh, dude?
 * I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy!

VCPD Biker

 * You're messing with the motorcycle jockey!
 * You're about to have asphalt rash!
 * Nice job scumbag!
 * Vice City correctional to you!

Aiming

 * Freeze, pinhead.
 * Have a nice death.
 * Say hello to Mr. Death.
 * No one's gonna miss you.
 * Yeah, you understand now, huh?
 * Fuck you.
 * I'm ending this interaction.
 * Just cleaning this shit.
 * Suck lead, asshole.
 * It's over.
 * Yep, I'm gonna shoot you.
 * Your life is about to expire.
 * Your biggest mistake? Being born.
 * This shit is over.
 * This ain't no movie, and this ain't no kid's toy.
 * Hey, dead man.
 * Hey, stiff.
 * This is not a rehearsal.
 * Hey dead man, wassup?
 * Wanna break? May as well.
 * Hey dude, this is what I do.
 * That's it for you, bitch.
 * This is a shortcut to hell.
 * Sure, it's a gun.
 * Yeah! Be scared!
 * Go to hell.
 * Bye, asshole.
 * Yes, you do have to die!
 * Die street trash!
 * Do you have life insurance?
 * That's it!
 * I'm a professional, you chump.
 * Enough horse shit!
 * Next stop the cemetery!
 * Don't make me nervous!
 * Kiss your ass goodbye!
 * You're about to get wasted!
 * You have every right to shit yourself.

Fighting

 * Okay, you know the score: we hit, we suffer, I win.
 * Me? Fight? Sure, okay!
 * Fight? Sure, but let's make it quick.
 * Ho ho, another scrap!
 * Don't be a dick, I'm a soldier.
 * I'm a soldier, don't push me.
 * Try begging if you like.
 * Relax.
 * My need is greater than yours.
 * I'm a soldier, friend.
 * You like this? Me too!

When killed pedestrian

 * Fire in the hole!
 * Please, just run away.
 * You clearly think you're hot shit.
 * I do this shit for a living.
 * You're an idiot, I'm a soldier.
 * You want this to get ugly?
 * Don't be an idiot.
 * Smile.
 * Welcome to America.
 * Welcome to Vice City.

Crashing into another vehicle

 * Designed by experts, wrecked by a moron.
 * Next time, remember: you drive like shit!

Chased by the cops

 * Go chase someone else, dipstick!
 * Keep it coming!
 * Come and get it, sucker!
 * See you around, snail brain!
 * Who ate all the pies, you fat bastard?
 * Kinda refreshing!
 * You're not even trying to keep up!
 * Try running, otherwise see ya!
 * Bye, dude!
 * Hey, you're fast! Not!
 * Who're chasing?
 * Keep up, fat boy!
 * Whoa ho! Almost broke a sweat!
 * C'mon, c'mon, you can do it!
 * Run home, puppy!
 * Hey! Are you following me?
 * Give up man, you ain't gonna get me!
 * Is that your fastest?
 * This is kinda fun, eh?

Being car-jacked

 * It was low on gas anyway!
 * Take it, it's scrap!
 * Yeah, drive it to the scrap dealer for me!
 * That was just wrong!
 * I so fucking hate that!
 * Damn that shit!
 * Can you excuse me? Can I borrow your car?!

Arrested

 * Hey man, get off of me!
 * This is getting annoying!
 * Not your ugly face again!
 * You every try being polite?
 * Yeah, and your mom's a whore!
 * This town is kicking off, and you pick on me. Why?
 * Aw, we've been through all this before, dude!
 * Kiss my ass, big boy!
 * Hey, we got to stop meeting like this!
 * Yeah, yeah. I know the drill.
 * What, again? What did I do this time?
 * Leave me alone, this is getting repetitive.
 * Hey, we've been all through this before, man.
 * Why is it always me, huh? Why?
 * Not you, okay. Get lost.
 * Hey chill, don't get so excited it's just another bust.
 * Go to hell, it's your word against mine.
 * Go catch the real criminals, lady boy!
 * Don't give me no shit now.
 * You have the right to blah blah, yeah I know.
 * What? What this time?
 * Ah, shut up and get on with it.

Bikers

 * I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
 * Come on sissy boy!
 * Bikes, mommas and beer.

Sharks

 * Sharks, to me!
 * Sharks bite, fool.
 * Told you not to come around here!
 * You're messing with a shark!

Cholos

 * Show me you're the man!
 * You disrespect mi familia, I hurt you!
 * Why you disrespecting, ese?
 * Tengo que mear que mis dientes flotan.
 * I'm gonna see my cousin in San Andreas.
 * Chupa mi pinga, ladrón.
 * Payaso!
 * Vete a jalar el pescuezo al pollo.
 * Vete a chupar el pezón a un chango.
 * Pinche cabrón!
 * Pinche retardado.
 * Chingado!
 * Te meto la verga por el hocico!
 * Metemela puto!
 * Burro.
 * You can't kill me! I'm indestructible.
 * Who's the chingón now, mamón?
 * Baboso!
 * Fuck you pinche vato, I'm bulletproof.
 * Porno videos are the way to go, man.
 * Last night I was bien pedo.
 * You know who I am, ese?
 * Jode tu madre, ladrón!
 * Mi familia is more important than your family, ese.
 * I have tattooed mis mujeres y mis hijos on my chest.
 * I try Release, my mouth feel nice.
 * My iguana Angelina died.
 * You know I'm a cholo, cabrón?
 * Cholos kill you good, pendejo.
 * God protect me!

Cubans

 * He's like one big puta waiting for pinga.
 * I'm too fuerte for these cochinos.
 * I step on these cucarachas.

Victor's gang

 * I've had enough of those British DJs.
 * Damn girl left me a TV dinner...
 * A cool attitude is really important.
 * Some a-hole stole my lawn mower.
 * What the fuck, Vic?!

Prostitute 1

 * I'm a dominatrix too, puto.
 * Ay papi don't kill me!
 * Papi I just peed my thong!

Construction Worker

 * Watch it, asshole.
 * I'm on my lunch break.
 * I'm gonna take you apart.
 * I'm gonna put you in a cement mixer!
 * They'll find your body in some building foundation after this!