Keith Morris/Quotes

A list of quotes by Keith Morris as a Radio DJ on Channel X.

"Police Chases and Paparazzi bullshit? It's time for the news!"

- Before Weazel News plays

"I was just forgetting about reality for one moment, and reality says, "Buy things, in fact, buy THESE things!"

- Before a commercial break

"MDC, Millions of Dead Cops...Multi-death corporations, John Wayne was a Nazi"

- When MDC - John Wayne was a Nazi plays

"Some of the best music being played on the West Coast is in seedy clubs and galleries, foul places that don't have tickets that are marked up 100%, for "processing fees". Holy shit, it's disgusting what the entertainment industry gets away with, a YOU fucking let them!"

- In between songs

"When i was in Black Flag, i was arrested a couple of times, for doing...really incredibly stupid things, when you're watching your friends get beat up by the police, you decide to take matters into your own hands, so i got to spend the night in the county jail, getting thrown into the paddywagon, there are no seats, there's no place to sit in the paddywagon, what they do is, the purposely hit the brakes, every, oh, 50 yards or what have you, and everyone ends up, piled on the floor. All the gentlemen that were in the paddywagon with me would fall on top of this one guy who had the bottle of wine in...his pants, so..so it turned into this scene where...everyone fell on top of this one guy...and they...all had their hands down...his pants"

- A story of his past told between songs.

"Darby Crash and The Germs, Lexicon Devil"

- When Lexicon Devil plays

"I've been shot at, in a parking lot, after a show. Because the neighbor was upset that...we were making too much noise, and the six of us that were drinking in the shadows...ran off like roaches, you're listening to Channel X, i'm Keith, all sorts of fun stuff, jump up and down. Don't turn off Channel X."

- In between songs on Channel X