Nurse Bob

"Christmas is about more than the pedophile in the red suit and the midgets, though, sometimes, we do get confused with all the-these cartoon specials on the TV. Now look, life ain't a cartoon, and it sure as Hell in a handbasket ain't no game. It's serious and it's meant to be miserable!"

- Nurse Bob

Nurse Bob is a 45-year old talkshow host who has his own self-help show at Liberty City Free Radio, "Heartland Values with Nurse Bob".

Nurse Bob is an obvious parody of Dr. Phil, an American talkshow host. Many quotes used by Phil are also used by Bob, for example, "My definition of insanity is, doing something repeatedly, and expecting different results". Like many stereotypical hillbillies, Bob is strongly religious, saying things like "You are gonna be burning, for eternity, in hell", and "The devil drinks everyday, and sometimes, at lunchtime".

He is also famous for being very fast-mouthed, ignoring what people mean and blabbering about their problems. It is implied that Bob was molested by his father, as he finishes his show with the words: "Now, remember what my daddy said: 'Don't you tell nobody about me coming in here at night!'"

Nurse Bob also wrote a few books, including "15 Minutes to Domestic Heaven" and "Hey, Stupid, Wake Up, The Big Man Wants to Talk to Ya!".

He was voiced by Chuck Montgomery.

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