Womb

The Maibatsu Womb is a brand of minivan featured prominently advertised on the radio stations in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.

Description
While minivans are stereotypically associated with "soccer moms", the Womb is supposedly designed to cater to the sensibilities of a married man, although the nature of the Womb suggests it offers the same comforts in a mother's womb, which the minivan bases its name on. The Womb is advertised as having a cooler for beers, plush recliner seats, a television on the dashboard and a 8000-watt sound system (so as to be able to watch sporting events while driving, or, for one spokesperson, masturbate and watch pornography while driving), and an airhorn with a pull chain.

Typical to Maibatsu vehicles prior to Grand Theft Auto IV, the Womb is only featured in advertising, mainly on radio stations, and is not seen on the road.

Ads
The following are transcribed from radio ads from Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.

Ad 1 (Rise FM)
Male announcer: She may have your balls out of ice, but that doesn't mean you have to lose everything.

Man: So, Joe, she finally neutered you in the end. Ha, you're driving a minivan!

Joe: Hey, at least my wife didn't put on 200 pounds! And besides, this isn't an ordinary minivan, it's the Maibatsu Womb.

It's the Maibatsu Womb!

Male announcer: It's the minivan any man can be proud to drive. That's because it's designed with a married male ego in mind. There's a cooler for beers, an 8000 watt sound system, and plush recliners for seats, plus a beautiful TV right on the dashboard, so you don't miss the game! It's all warm and cozy.

(hums)

Male announcer: You'd never wanna leave the womb. The Maibatsu Womb - you may be married, but you're still a man. Honestly.

(hums)

It's the Maibatsu Womb!

Ad 2 (The Liberty Jam)
Male announcer: She may have your balls out of ice, but that doesn't mean you have to lose everything.

Man: I'm a salesman, so I'm constantly on the road. My wife was so worried that I'd spend all my time in strip clubs rather than family picnics. That's why she got me the Maibatsu Womb!

It's the Maibatsu Womb!

Male announcer: It's the minivan any man can be proud to drive. There's a cooler for beers, plus a beautiful TV right on the dashboard, so you don't miss the game!

Man: Now I can watch porn while I'm driving, and masturbate on the commute to work!

Male announcer: And there's an airhorn with a pull chain, so other cars know you're coming. The Maibatsu Womb - you may be married, but you're still a man. Honestly.

Women: We'll get you in the end, suckers!

(hums)

It's the Maibatsu Womb!

Trivia

 * This vehicle is advertised in the same way the Dodge Caravan R/T and Chrysler Town &amp; Country Touring-S are advertised, promoting minivans to male customers.
 * It could also be based on the Mitsubishi Chariot, a minivan manufactured by Maibatsu's real life counterpart at the time of the game's setting.