User:Blakegripling ph

I'm Blake G. I'm a parodist, and a fan of Grand Theft Auto. I also like Harley-Davidson motorcycles just because they're cool and they don't make your mind strain, too. Happy reading and God Bless! - Blake = )


 * My Interests: Whipping llamas, playing basketball, using computers
 * What I did recently: Ate chicken, bought a bottle of Tropicana
 * Gadgets: a Nokia 6230, a tube of toothpaste
 * Fave games: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, Red Alert 2, The Sims
 * Fave artists: Usher, Mariah Carey, Justin Timberlake, *NSYNC
 * If I were a Burger King meal, what would I be: maybe an Onion Ring.

No, I don't intend to put nonsense or any other inappropriate stuff on Grand Theft Wiki (this site, of course). After all, I'm sick of people who mess up encyclopedia pages...

Please visit my Soundclick page at www.soundclick.com/porkshake for those of you comedy song fanatics out there.

I also have a bunch of other projects, such as a Strawberry Shortcake wiki and some other fanfic stuff...

Discography
Here's a partial list of my song parody lyrics under the pseudonym LPG-Unit:

"Curly Top", originally "Pop" by Nsync

Date Submitted: 2006-10-30

"Fogg (Madeline Part III)", originally "Gone" by Nsync

Date Submitted: 2006-08-26

"Hilton Cried (Shirley Temple's Rant)", originally "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton

Date Submitted: 2006-09-18

"Madeline", originally "London Bridge" by Fergie

Date Submitted: 2006-08-19

"Monsieur Zidane", originally "Señorita" by Justin Timberlake

Date Submitted: 2006-07-29

"My Hats (The Madeline Song)", originally "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas

Date Submitted: 2006-06-28

"My Hog (The Harley-Davidson Song)", originally "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas

Date Submitted: 2006-11-25

"On The G-Unit Candy Shop", originally "On The Good Ship Lollipop" by Shirley Temple

Date Submitted: 2006-08-11

"Shirley Jane Temple (America's Sweetheart Pt. II)", originally "Lose Yourself" by Eminem

Date Submitted: 2006-09-27

"So Sick At Spongebob", originally "So Sick" by Ne-Yo

Date Submitted: 2006-10-21

"Yellow Hat", originally "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake

Date Submitted: 2006-08-05

"Strawberry Shortcake", originally "Breakin' The Habit" by Linkin Park

Date Submitted: 2006-12-07

"Goodbye Strawberryland", originally "So Sick" by Ne-Yo

Date Submitted: 2006-10-26

Some quotes (serious and funny)
"Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work: If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up! Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken." - Ecclesiastes 4:9-12

"The only man who cannot smell a sour underarm is the one who has it," - Blake