User:Mortsnarg

"So I like this girl but she's ignoring me. I think she's playing hard to get because she got a restraining order Idk. We hang out a lot, well I hang in her tree and watch her undress through her window. Once she caught me peeking and called the police. I shot a few policemen and so it was really awkward when I saw her in school. Also she's in grade 3 and I'm in grade 10 so it's a bit awkward. But please tell me what to do!"

- Some cheeky scrub on Youtube



Hello! My name is Mr Mortsnarg and this is my profile! I'm an enormous fan of the ''GTA games. ''I hope to become a writer as a professional career, and create content inspired by the games I have an immeasurable amount of fun in. Please enjoy this wiki and my profile!

My Favorite GTA items

 * Favorite GTA game: My favorite game in the series would be The Ballad of Gay Tony and in for a second choice, Grand Theft Auto V'. My reason for having TBOGT as my favorite game is because (among other things) of the atmosphere and tone of Liberty City in it. I felt that in Grand Theft Auto IV'  there was always this kind of emptiness and smallness to the world even if it wasn't really there. It did what it wanted to do which is illustrate what it's like to live in the worst city in America but it did it in a way that made you always feel like you're at the bottom of the food chain even when you've gotten a penthouse in Algonquin and 500,000+ dollars, it just didn't feel like what the game wanted me to feel like. In TBOGT it had a certain open-ness to it that brought it to a feeling that was even more than what GTA IV had hoped to accomplish. Another reason TBOGT is a good game in my opinion is because of the the theme. The theme of trying to keep your friends close when the enemies are coming in closer is an interesting one and a theme I can't recall being in another GTA game.
 * Favorite GTA protagonist: While I like TBOGT more than GTA IV I still like Niko Bellic more than Luis Lopez. Niko has an excellent blend of remorse, guilt and even insanity that works well for a playable character in a GTA game.
 * Favorite radio station: K-DST. K-DST had some of the best tunes that the GTA games had to offer with Free Bird, Young Turks and Running Down a Dream as highlights.
 * Favorite missions: Black Project from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Three Leaf Clover from GTA IV. Black Project managed to have several different types of great things and made it all work in balance. There's action, mystery and even humor in the background and context of the mission and coincidentally those three things are what would describe GTA: San Andreas as a game. In the case of Three Leaf Clover there's just level of fun that's to be had. The payout in the case of both missions is excellent and brings a lasting effect to both of them in the game-world and in with Three Leaf Clove the events are mentioned in almost all of the following games to come.
 * Favorite vehicles
 * Favorite cars: Picador, Warrener and Tampa. I'm a fan of classic cars and these are some of the best in my opinion. The Picador is reasonably fast and has good handling and looks  pristine.  The Warrener is a well designed 4-door drift-car that has some of the fastest speeds of any of the sedans in the series. The Tampa can easily be mistaken for a Sabre Turbo but once get up to driving it you'll realize otherwise and be dodging cops all the way from the bank.
 * Favorite boats: The Speeder and the Marquis. The Speeder is an excellent boat for making a quick getaway and has that 1960's design that I'm always a sucker for. The Marquis while being painfully slow and more keen towards a tropical getaway is still a beautiful boat and is good for venturing out on the open sea.
 * Favorite helicopters: Swift and Cargobob. The Swift is a great helicopter for a parachute jump or for getting somewhere quick and landing with precision, due to its wheels that detract and retract similar to a planes landing gear. The Cargobob is the funnest vehicle in all the GTA series because of the ability to lift cars and boats off of the ground or out of the water and it's large carrying capacity which makes it an ideal crew helicopter for GTA Online.
 * Favorite planes: The Skimmer/ Dodo Seaplane and the Besra. The Skimmer was the best plane in GTA: San Andreas in my opinion. I could land in the water of the San Fierro Bay without destroying my plane and it looked fantastic when I put the camera in cinematic mode. The Besra is always fun as it's the fastest vehicle in all of the GTA games and looks damn fine with the Flight Suit equipped and flying above the desert at high noon.DodoSeaplane-Mortsnarg-GTAV.jpg

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 * Be the first to make a page on a game or DLC from Rockstar
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 * Remove all the pointless, stupid content that plagues this wiki
 * Add speculation.

GTA III C+
This game is OK as wine, from what I've played of it. I can see why people say that it's the best game in the series, it was the first of its kind and can be very good in an innovation and nostalgic sense. That's great and all, but I played after playing GTA IV and GTA V, so the innovation part of it lost me. The game had neither of those effects on me, so it just seemed like a lesser version of the GTA's I have played. It's alright and I'll give credit for being the first game of its kind, but it's still pretty ghetto in the gameplay, graphics, music, story, etc.

GTA: Vice City B-
This is actually the first GTA game I played as well as the first "violent" video game I played. I remember playing it back in 07' when I was just in 2nd grade. It was so much fun to me, to be able to roam around the map without an invisible barrier. It was then that I gained an interest in the open world genre of games. I don't remember very much about the game itself, but what I do remember is that it was a hell of a lot of fun and it was amazing to be able to cruise down the Vice Beach. It's score is mostly nostalgia based.

GTA: San Andreas B+
I didn't play this game the years after came out, unlike most fans of it. It wasn't until 2014 when I got the chance to play it when I put it on my laptop. My first experience wasn't what I expected it to be on PC, this was because the controls were terrible on it and I could barely play it properly. I was really disappointed and I didn't play it for several months. Then some kid at school said that was selling his PS2 to make room for his PS3. He said that one of the games he was selling was San Andreas and I immediately jumped on the deal. I played all the way through the game up until on of the Zero missions, where I rage-quat. This was right around the time when Rockstar released San Andreas for the Xbox for 4 dollars and that time, I played through it all the way. I had an amazing time playing it and I intend to do so again. The characters, map, weapons, vehicles and music were all perfect in immersing me in the State of San Andreas.

GTA IV B+
I like GTA IV a lot more than other gamers or even fans of the series do. It has a nostalgic element to me and I remember those memories of sitting in my cozy chair and drive around Hove Beach, listening to 1972 by the Smashing Pumpkins. Or after constantly failing the mission, managing to succeed and get Little Jacob home and pick up a terrified Roman a mission later. The excellent memories of this game are near-infinite. It's a game that goes close to heart to me and the New York City-esque landscape of Liberty City is, and always will be, one of the greatest cities in any work of fiction. Now you may be wondering why I gave it a B+ instead of the A+ I've been hyping it up to be. The reason is because the story and the gameplay mechanics are mostly horrible. The story, while having a good moral, is overused and boring that can be seen from a mile away while taking itself way''' too seriously. '''The gameplay mechanics don't help with the shooting and driving being very slow and uncomfortable. I think the map, music, characters and nostalgia are excellent while the story and the gameplay, aren't.

Everything regarding motorbikes in GTA IV has been improved. The problem with this is that there                    was very little actually about motorbikes in GTA IV to begin with. Johnny Klebitz is interesting enough                as a protagonist and he walks the line of being threating and likable pretty well. The side characters                  are pretty cool too, but they aren't as memorable as the ones featured in GTA IV. Motorbike physics                  have thankfully been fixed and made actually drivable, as it would be a bit of a problem if that                            sensitive kind of thing was kept. The filter that they added was really horrible and while immersing you              somewhat in the game, it made everything look ugly. My final verdict is that it's alright. You already know what I think about this if you read my "favorite" list. Not much has changed.
 * The Lost and Damned   B
 * ===The Ballad of Gay Tony===