Dialogues in GTA Liberty City Stories

This is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcements, gangs and even characters in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.

LCPD Officers

 * Fire!
 * I'm opening fire!
 * No judge, no jury!
 * Shoot his eyes out!
 * I WILL shoot!
 * Blast his colon out!
 * I'll put you in a wheelchair!
 * Aim for his head!
 * Aim for the spot!
 * Aim for the gut!
 * Take this, you evil bastard!
 * It's a cold slab for you!
 * You leave me no choice!
 * Hold it right there!
 * I'm gonna enjoy this!
 * Eat hot lead!
 * Headshot!
 * You can't take me, punk!
 * Where do you think you're going?
 * This stops right here!
 * Instant justice!
 * They always try to run!
 * I'm on to you, asshole!
 * I can run all day, boy!
 * Tackle him!
 * Stop that freak!
 * You're resisting arrest!
 * Slow down, goddamnit.
 * Run, punk! I like it that way!

Being Arrested

 * Shut up, man, please.
 * Dumb morons!
 * Get my lawyer, shitbag.
 * Shut the fuck up, buddy.
 * You're pathetic.
 * Assholes, you assholes!
 * I've done time before, tough guy.
 * Let me go, right now!
 * Ahh, you pricks, shut up!
 * Shut it.
 * Let me walk or I'll kill you dumb fucks!
 * I'm starting to lose my cool here!
 * Calm down, call my lawyer.
 * Do you know who I am?!

Aiming

 * What?
 * Now be cool.
 * Act real cool.
 * Now, don't be a moron.
 * No messing around here.
 * You wanna get shot, friend?
 * You seen one of these before?
 * Don't make me lose my shit!
 * I'm armed, fool!
 * You want a bullet in you?
 * Now who's the boss here?

Shooting/Being shot at

 * Oh, come on, tough guy!
 * You are really starting to get on my nerves here!
 * Who do you think you're fucking with?

When having a gun aimed at

 * That's assault.
 * Get a closer look: I empower you.
 * I'm invulnerable when I'm on patrol.
 * I'm invulnerable, baby!

When having a gun aimed at

 * Give me a break, I'm just a junkie!

When being bumped into

 * What's your problem, pal?
 * Dick.
 * Come on, pal, I don't wanna suck you.
 * I got quick fingers, yo!

When having a gun aimed at

 * Oh, dear God, no!
 * Please, no!
 * Watch it, pal.

When being bumped into

 * Good grief!
 * Watch where you're going!
 * Get out the damn way!

When being bumped into

 * You think that bothers me, asshole?

Conversations

 * Why am I always so hungry?

When being bumped into

 * How could you not have seen me?
 * What? You didn't see me?

Conversations

 * I should go back to stripping.

When being bumped into

 * Come on, boo, don't grab!

When having a gun aimed at

 * Why do you hate women?
 * Don't shoot my titties. They're not real.
 * Please don't kill me!

Conversations

 * It's a shame his bunny had to die...

When having a gun aimed at

 * You trying to scare me?
 * Oh, put that gun away!

When being bumped into

 * Watch where you walking!
 * Careful!

When having a gun aimed at

 * Come on, man, I'm a regular joe!
 * Come on, man, relax.

When being bumped into

 * You want me to nail you?
 * Don't push me!

Conversations

 * Kill me some Mafia, and take their ears!
 * I got great plans to get us on the internet.
 * My uncle owns the internet back in Taiwan.

Spotting Toni

 * Crazy fool Mafia.
 * Crazy Mafia chicken-brains.

When attacking Toni

 * Shut up.
 * Cut that shit!
 * I'll dice yo' face!
 * You wanna dance? Huh?
 * Eat hot lead, sucker!
 * You want a split skull?

Running from Toni

 * Goodbye, asshole!
 * Tag, you're it!
 * Eat shit!
 * I'm gonna piss on your grave!
 * Eat this!
 * You crazy!
 * I'm sick of this shit!

When being bumped into

 * Careful!
 * Idiot!
 * Crazy idiot!
 * Rude idiot!
 * Watch it, dickhead!
 * You watch it, dumbass.
 * I'm gonna beat you silly!
 * Look where you going!

Conversations

 * Italian-American stereotypes, you know?
 * Ever tried the sausages at Casa's?
 * Eh, family's family, you know?

When attacking Toni

 * You're nothin' but a street thug!
 * You don't know what it means to fuck with the Leones!
 * How do you like that?!
 * Yeah, take that!
 * Come on, tough guy!
 * Run away, you two-bit punk!
 * You like that shit, maniac?!

Running from Toni

 * You're gonna be fish food!
 * I've got some cement shoes, your size!

When being bumped into

 * Jesus, I get no respect in this town!
 * Eh, watch the shoes here!
 * You better mind your manners, capiche?
 * You better learn some respect there, junior!
 * I've got business to attend to here!