The Shoulder of Orion II

The Shoulder of Orion II is the sequel to the blockbuster hit, The Shoulder of Orion, in the HD Universe. Filmed in Richards Majestic Studios, it is produced by Solomon Richards and directed by Barry Andrews. The movie stars Jane Arthur and John Bison. It can be seen advertised outside Richards Majestic.

Synopsis
"Plasma beams are switched for acid rays, lizard-aliens are switched for carnivorous plant-aliens (who luckily speak English), but the movie is essentially identical, just executed with slightly lower quality across the board. The multiracial crew of Warrocket 1 must save Planet Earth from extinction and deliver as many one-liners as possible doing it.

The movie completely rips off the old radio show "Time Ranger" in that the crew of the ship can travel through time by masturbating. Like most crappy movies of the 1980s and 1990s, the passage of time has transformed it into a cult classic and nerds still congregate in dark theaters today to masturbate with the actors on screen during a 20-minute time travel space battle."

Comments

 * Barry Andrews is such an underrated director. He reinvented 1980s Vinewood.
 * Invasion: Los Santos craps all over The Shoulder of Orion II.
 * I watched the Yuppie and the Alien movie the other day. It's tragic how hard Solomon Richards has sold out.
 * Andrews was a rentboy. He swallowed 1980s Vinewood.
 * "Pluto? I said Mars... cocksucker!" So badass!