John F. Hickory

John F. Hickory (the "F" stands for Florida) is a guest on VCPR with Congressman Alex Shrub and Callum Crayshaw. He has a great patriotism as a resident of Florida (for 5 years- almost as long as the show0, and actually goes so far as to suggest that Florida secedes from the United States by digging a ditch on the northern border. Note- he has an orange grove tattooed all over his groin.