Donkey Does Dallas

Donkey Does Dallas, also known as the Muff and the Mule, is a series of adult magazines written by El Burro.

Description
The magazines were published in 2001 and sold at the XXXMags store in the Red Light District of Liberty City. The magazine is released monthly and, as of the mission Big'n'Veiny, El Burro had three volumes released.

Events of GTA III
During the mission Big'n'Veiny, a criminal under the influence of SPANK steals the volumes. El Burro sends Claude to retrieve the magazines and then deliver them back to the XXXMags store. Following this mission, Perverts are seen queuing at XXXMags to purchase the volumes. Claude can find a stack of the magazines outside the Portland Safehouse.

Influence
The "Donkey Does Dallas" name refers to the real life Debbie Does Dallas adult movie, while the "Muff and the Mule" name refers to the old British children's television show Muffin the Mule.

Trivia

 * The cover of the magazine contains many donkey-inspired puns (clockwise from title) " " " " " " " ".
 * The spine of the magazines displays the message " " (As seen in The Definitive Edition).

Gallery
Muff and the Mule