Sue Me Sushi

Sue Me Sushi is a mission in Grand Theft Auto Advance, given to protagonist Mike by Yakuza co-leader Asuka Kasen from a building in Bedford Point on Staunton Island, Liberty City.

Mission
Asuka Kasen's chain of restaurants are having bad blowfish delivered for use, leading to numerous lawsuits. Asuka wants Mike to bring back the truck driver so she can punish him and the truck full of bad blowfish for evidence. She warns Mike, however, that he can only punch the truck drivers to 'persuade' them to co-operate, as their union would sue her also. Mike leaves Asuka's and drives to a location in Bedford Point. He damages a delivery truck and confronts the driver, beating him until he relents after having his jaw broke by Mike. Mike then locates a second delivery truck in Newport. Mike damages the second delivery truck and confronts the truck driver, beating him until he relents.

Mike then locates a third delivery truck in Liberty Campus. He damages the third truck and confronts the driver, who admits that Uptown Yardies leader King Courtney put him up to delivering the bad blowfish. The truck driver initially refuses to come with Mike to Asuka's, knowing he'll likely be punished. After being beaten up he reluctantly agrees to go with Mike, although Mike can kill the truck driver. Mike drives the delivery truck, and the truck driver if he is spared, to Asuka's. If the truck driver is delivered to Asuka's alive, she tells Mike that she will show 'mercy' by plucking his eyes out of his sockets before she feeds him to the blowfish. If the truck driver is killed, she states that she will feed the remains to the blowfish.

Script
Asuka Kasen: Mike-san, do you smell that odor? That's the smell of rotten blowfish and someone's been delivering it to my chain of sue-me sushi restaurants. I want you to track down the culprit and bring him back here. Make sure you bring his truck with the evidence back here; I can use it against the fisherman's union. Be quick about it, I can't afford the lawsuits that are piling up.

Mike: What do I do with the innocent drivers?

Asuka Kasen: By all means, do your best to apologize and I'll compensate them for their troubles. Of course if they resist, you have my permission to bloody your hands on them. Fistfights will be tolerated by the fisherman's union but anything more vicious and I'll have hell to pay.

Mike: I'm curious, what's the fascination with blowfish?

Asuka Kasen: Done properly, it provides a pleasant numbness to the lips. Let me show you what I mean, darling.

Mike: I don't mix business with pleasure, Asuka. Perhaps when you're done with my services.

Asuka Kasen: You're no fun, Mike-san! You can't resist my charms for much longer...

(Mike leaves Asuka's and locates one of the delivery trucks)

Truck Driver: What the hell you hit my truck for?

Mike: Just stand back for a bit while I check your truck... Hmm, everything looks okay. Sorry about the confusion.

Truck Driver: Confusion? I'll show you confusion, punk. I'm going to kick the crap out of you until you forget your name.

(Mike punches the truck driver)

Truck Driver: You damn broke my jaw, punk. You can have the damn fish, it ain't worth fighting over.

(Mike locates a second delivery truck)

Truck Driver #2: What's going on here, sonny? You crazy or something?

Mike: Easy guy, I need to cargo... no, you're clean - everything looks good.

Truck Driver #2: Look clean? Hell, what's that got to do with anything? Boy, I'm going to rearrange your pretty-boy face.

(Mike punches the second truck driver)

Truck Driver #2: Damn lucky punch, son! I haven't had a shellacking like this since my third wife. We'll see what the police think of all this.

Mike: That only leaves one suspect. I hope he's the culprit, I'm sick of muckin' around in these blasted fish trucks!

(Mike locates the third truck and begins to follow it)

Truck Driver #3: What's the big idea of tailgating? I have a very busy schedule and no time for this!

Mike: Calm down, guy. This will only take a second. Hmm... what's that smell? It's stinky fish! You're the one delivering bad blowfish!

Truck Driver #3: Damn you and your meddling! The Yardies put me up to this... it wasn't my idea!

Mike: King Courtney's up to his old tricks, huh? You're coming with me.

Truck Driver #3: You'll never take me alive. Ha! Ha!

(Mike hurts the third truck driver)

Truck Driver #3: You win! I give up... I'm probably going to my slaughter with Asuka but I'll take my chances.

(If Mike kills the truck driver)

Asuka Kasen (pager): Have you found him yet? I'm getting impatient, Mike-san! Asuka.

(If Mike spares the truck driver, he drives the delivery truck and the third truck driver back to Asuka's)

Asuka Kasen: Mike-san, you're amazing! You've brought that bastard back to me alive and in one piece!

Mike: He didn't come willingly but he came. He didn't think much of his chances of mercy from you.

Asuka Kasen: Oh but I am merciful! First, I'll pluck out his eyes so he doesn't see himself being fed to the blowfish.

Mike: You're one sick lady, Asuka. I'll be seeing you around.

(If Mike kills the truck driver, he drives the delivery truck and the corpse of the third truck driver to Asuka's)

Asuka Kasen: Well, I see the culprit didn't make it to me alive. What a pity but no matter, he should make a nice meal for the blowfish though.

Mike: I shudder at the thought. Let one of your goons take care of that business.

Asuka Kasen: My dear Mike-san, you must be tired. Why don't you take a rest in my beautiful bed?

Mike: I'd rather get this fish smell off of me, Asuka. I'll be seeing you.

Post Mission Pager Script
Asuka Kasen: Mike-san, what do you know of the import-export business? Come see me. Asuka.

Reward
The reward for completing the mission is $10,000. The mission Down The River is unlocked by completing the mission.

External Link

 * Sue Me Sushi mission on YouTube by GTAhelper