User blog:Wild The Hero/My new years resolution.

Hello my name is Mark and welcome to my blog, I will be blogging weekly about the events in my life. I hope you enjoy my blogs so lets begin. I will also note that I'll be doing this in a news like fasion. (Please note that all my blogs are going to be jokes so please don't take them seriously.)

9/11/11
THIS JUST IN, I am starting a rebelion against Facebook and other social networking websites and with your help we can put an end to this chaos, come my freinds we already took down Myspace I'm sure if we combine our power we could rid the world of this menace so come on and fight for whats right. UNITE BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!

9/18/11

THIS JUST IN, I am being sued by Facebook for trying to take them down, however they said they wouldn't sue me is if I say good things about them so, Find us on Facebook and don't forget to see "The social network!"

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9/25/11

THIS JUST IN, I refused to be Facebook's bitch and even though they won the case againts me I have lost every thing except my beloved laptop, now you may be wondering "Where did you keep your laptop?" well thats... personal. I am now living in a cardboard box behind the crackhouse with nothing but my laptop so that I can coutinue blogging to you America.

10/2/11

THIS JUST IN, After making a deal with the Swedish mafia, I now have my house back however I must do some oddjobs for them to pay off the debt but I think I'll be fine.... I hope.