User:Some Random Skittles

''"Ever wondered, why I don't trust strangers? Come on, just... look at me. Quite a neat guy who looks like a man who means business. And now look at my cars. One of them blew a good old classic up. Why? Because. So I thought, that a little bit of karma would sort things up. So I blew him up. Why? Because." ''- Me The actual name isn't very important. In fact, I don't think that you care. Because you shouldn't. But enough about my identity crisis, let's talk about who exactly I am.

Well... it all started with a couple of bucks and a 9mm. Short story, short business. Really... nothing important until now. Then I saw these cars. They were glowing in the night, and their chrome paintjob would shine in the light. God, I hated these tasteless bastards. So I thought to myself... ''"Hey... why not just take a car, make it look like a decent ride with a simple style?" ''Of course, there are people who believe that it all depends on how much money you spend on your car, to make it look like a 5-year old's dream car. So I raced them. And I devastated them. Hehe, I'm one heck of a driver. Just don't try to hit me, alright? Otherwise, we're gonna have a big, big problem.

My garage started growing. So did my arsenal. Hey, how about some self-defense? With guns? People would constantly go for the pathetic "run & gun" technique, while wasting their ammo with a marksman rifle. Oh, and don't forget the constant suicides. Boy, oh boy... So... what do you do about it? Aircrafts? Nope. They'll shove an AV-missile up your bottom. Take a neat little roof, grab your heavy sniper rifle, and then... POW! They're dead with one precise shot. Sometimes, if you're pinned in a CQB situation, you might have to roll out, if you know what I mean... Oh... and now we get to the stuff I do, when I usually don't do anything interesting. I cruise around in some of my beautiful, astonishing vehicles (Yes, they are beautiful! Better than your mainstream ricer!) and simply meet up with new people. Yeah. Maybe some car shows would be nice. But where do you find good-looking vehicles these days? Huh? Tell me.

And now here's a short biography, for those who actually care:

GENDER: Male (obviously)

AGE: Umm... the GTA Character, or me? Who cares?

HAIR: Brown (Although, it's actually a dark blonde...)

LIKES: Cars, people who have a good taste in customization, beards, racing, (ironically) squeaker kids, etc.

DISLIKES: Cheaters, griefers, ugly cars, wanna-be gangsters with a (probably) fake gangster slang, etc.

SOCIAL CLUB: ThrilledUp

PSN: x_Thrill3d

TWITTER: CallMeBLEH

If you read this far, I should let you know... I never liked any of you... well... maybe except for one person... and who? I don't know. Do I look, like I know y'all? Hello! This is your user page! If you are , feel free to edit this page and tell the GTA Wiki Community about yourself!

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