Chinatown Wars Fortune Cookie

The Chinatown Wars Fortune Cookie Application is an application for the social networking site Facebook that advertising for Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars acts. It Allows a sending ironic sayings did are based on sets of fortune cookies. You can thus create your own sayings. There are a total of about 50 search sayings in English.

Fortunes

 * You should travel more. People do not like you here.
 * Spirit incontinence leads to mouth diarrhea.
 * You stand before many therapies.
 * The truth will not help you out of trouble.
 * No one will look you in the eye, because your breath smells after death.
 * A fat person will send you a long-haul flight to hell.
 * Your girlfriend says about you: "At least he has a nice personality."
 * He will ask if he could turn off the lights.
 * Take it back before it is too late.
 * Your boss wants to fire you, but has thus moral problems.
 * Your sister welcomes guests happy through the back door.
 * Soon your pension is worth a shit, so let the savings.
 * Photos flattering angels are not enough.
 * Creepy men were less smiling.
 * Confucius says: The sooner ugly, the better.
 * This is not paranoia. You really hate you.
 * Your children will deny thee.
 * A burning step is waiting for you in Amsterdam.
 * The your husband's mistress has a beard.
 * You'll never have a threesome.
 * In your office everyone knows your secret.
 * Even dogs have pity on you.
 * Yes, you look fat in it.
 * Pinkel regardless of losses - four catheter await you.
 * You'll get rid of a lot of work. Only it will not take you.
 * All laugh at you.
 * Your girlfriend was not always a woman.
 * You look like a work of art. Cubist sculpture.
 * You will soon have a new friend to meet in a public toilet.
 * Your parents are wondering if you like men.
 * The rash will inevitably worse.
 * Man in online chatroom writes with one hand.
 * People will laugh at your online profile.
 * An enema is going evil eye.
 * Your kidneys will be stolen after a night on absinthe.
 * Please do not contact me.
 * Children do not want to be alone with you.
 * Your friend says, "At least she has a rich family."
 * You believe everything in the papers. You're handsome and popular.
 * Time for your medicine.
 * Do not look on the finger or you will miss the glory of heaven.
 * Be nice. Your appearance will not get you far.
 * Women hold you for "good friend" material.
 * Determined women go down willingly.
 * Wash your hands or the Waberlohe you come pick.
 * Your hairstyle is not your best feature.
 * Right now you laugh at people.
 * You're too old for this fashionable clothes.
 * You'll push a threesome if your girlfriend asks other men.
 * Search and you will take a long time to find.