User:LazarouDave

Welcome to Royston Vasey You'll Never Leave

Levels

 * GTA Online - Rank 190

Trophies

 * Grand Theft Auto V - ?/I forget
 * Heists Update - 8/9

What I Loathe: ┌∩┐(ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐

 * Squeakers (Kids on Mic that won't shut up, the number of those i have muted...)
 * Hackers
 * Glitchers
 * My anger issues, it costs me so much in controller spending...and headset spending...
 * People who think they are funny by trolling (No, you're a dick)
 * Rockstar's "Banned word list" (some of them are pretty funny, but in the game whenre Fuck is said more than 1000 times in the campaign, yes really...)
 * My hate of things i hate, and the fact i hate my own hate (that makes sense)
 * People who type their Online ID while being struck by lightning. E.g. zZz_I_BeastZZZ_I_zZz (Random example, not a real person, i hope)
 * People who spray & pray yet still kill me...when i'm using a shotgun...in close quarters...and wearing armor....and a bulletproof helmet...
 * Most non-metal music
 * Youtubers who think we give even the slightest shit about their channels.
 * People who are being shot by 5 other people, whilst i am not one of them, i still die every fucking time.
 * Spawn Trappers
 * Zentorno/Cars with no back window + AP Pistol (You know what i mean)
 * Freemode Insurgent Pickup users
 * The number of people that have the Kuruma
 * Players that are crap at Heists
 * The Cops in GTA V (Fuckin' Robocop simulator)
 * The LSPD impound lot (So you're telling me...the Blaine County guys DON'T have an impound lot?)
 * That stupid mission where no choppers ever spawn
 * "Erhmahgerd u gert a cherme Zenterner - Let's blerr up yer cer fer no raisin" - these guys
 * The modern word that symbolises '#'
 * How the Heavy Utility Vest actually slows you down, WHY MUST LOOKING BADASS COST SO MUCH PAIN!?
 * The Panto's ridiculously low water tolerance
 * The 'muricans (Not normal Americans, 'muricans)
 * I think i should elaborate: 2 people using a PV Insurgent, ran me over 3 times, each time you could hear them laughing and saying "Wow this guys sucks" - So i preceeded to kill both of them...alot, each time they died they said "Oh my god, this guy is soooo lucky" - so in other words, 'muricans who think they are the best players ever, when in truth they are terrible.
 * Armored Kuruma in Freemode


 * ​ I completely understand why they use it now...it's OP as fuck and laughable when people practically need to spend $6500 to kill you...
 * Cocky Twats (Totally not myself in any way...)
 * "OMG HACK/GLITCH $100000000 10000000RP" lobbies (Yeah, because people are going to believe a spawn trap lobby is a "Hack"....idiots.)
 * Not being allowed to change the radio in Franklins House... (What, so a black man must ALWAYS listen to rap?)
 * People who are shit at Heists
 * People who start "Snipers vs Stunters" with just 5 people
 * Unbalanced Capture matches
 * Convenient AI - "Oh i see you're trying to escape 5 star cops on a Bati 801...it would be a shame if somebody...were to...pull out of a junction unexpectedly"
 * My general inability to stop spending money

What i approve of: ʘ‿ʘ

 * Counter Camper-ing
 * Counter Sniping
 * Counter Countering (Countering a Counterer)
 * Counting the Counts of things i like Countering
 * Listening to some Avenged Sevenfold, Shinedown, The Blackout, AC/DC, Iron Maiden etc. while playing.
 * The Vapid Sandking XL - IT'S A FUCKIN' MONSTER TRUCK IN DISGUISE!
 * Giving 100% of a Bounty back to somebody if they let me take it.

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 * [] Earn basic housekeeping rights (Custodian and Rollback)
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 * [] Reach 3 Odd Milestones in Editing (69, 666, 1337)

Self

 * [X] Acquire Decent Signature
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 * [] Navigation Bar (Styled)
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 * [] Win a losing fight?(╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \) (I merely added this because it works well with the 'Flipping you upside down' thingy.
 * [X] Reach 18 Years of Age (Did ANYBODY notice?)

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