Epsilon Program (HD Universe)

The Epsilon Program is a fictious religious cult in HD Universe, aswell in 3D Universe. The infamous 12 Tenets has been kept over the HD Universe, but new Goals and Pledges have been created. The cult also uses the same site. Rockstar also explained why those beliefs remained unchanged, "The Epsilon Program does not exist in just one time or place."

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1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!

2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!

3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!

4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!

5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!

6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

11. If you believe this and turn your hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!

12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!

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Grand Theft Auto IV
Several references to Epsilon Program, both direct and indirect, exist in GTAIV. There are hobos who believe aliens are trying to take their sperm, pedestrians who cry "Oh no! They've killed another truth seeker", and soapboxxers who rant about the paradise and how all others are slaves and are damned. Bluesy St. John claims she once ended up spending her Thursday nights in a group that prayed to Kifflom. Brendan Roberts suggests that he is a member of the cult, as noted when he says "Kifflom" at the end of his interview on Intelligent Agenda on Public Liberty Radio. The cult sponsors Chiropracticovernight.com, and is mentioned by the MyRoomOnline user RavenVamp11 on her profile.

However, the Epsilon Program doesn't plays a big role in GTA IV.

Grand Theft Auto V
Starting 2012, people could buy Kifflom Tees from the Rockstar Werehouse, which hinted the cult's apparition in GTA V.

On April 23, a Screensaver which included all Epsilonism's beliefs appeared on Rockstar Newswire.

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"The Goals and the Pledge of Epsilon will continue to be revealed in due time.

''The Epsilon Program does not exist in just one time or place. We invite you to visit one of our enlightenment centers.'' Directions will be provided in one week's time."


 * &#8213; Rockstar Newswire