User:RainingPain17

The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8 "Problem with the world today, no manners, right ?"

- Watch Dogs

"Pull down the trigger, zombies die, simple enough."

- Black Ops

"Now it'll open up for you like a lady's...Uh, nevermind."

- Watch Dogs #2

"Do you like my glowing green balls ?"

- Black Ops #2

Hi guys !

GTA IV HAS BEEN UPDATED. ITS NOT NIKO BELLIC STEALS. HERES A FEW SENTENCES ABOUT IT. The game GTA IV has been renamed "Niko Bellic Steals" as of August 16th, 2011. They also removed all missions, and deleted the map. If you update and try playing, the screen will say "Roman Bellic fighted bak". Since there's no map, you will spawn in Blue hell, and you cantt leave. Every character besides Roman Bellic was also renamed "Niko Bellic robber". This is most likely a reference to the new update, In which the game is renamed "Niko Bellic Steals". Along with the characters being renamed, they all have Niko's voice and scream as they fall through blue hell.

Okay, maybe it didn't get updated. But you still read it, didn't you?

My friends

 * Smashbro, a very good editor and my editing partner on both GTA and Watch Dogs Wikis
 * Andre, a very good editor and like me, anti-vandalism
 * Tom, a very good admin and editor, and knows how to treat vandals well
 * Ilan, active bureaucrat ; if you have a problem, leave him a message

My GTAs
R* Collection : L.A. Noire, Red Dead Redemption
 * GTA San Andreas
 * GTA IV
 * GTA : EFLC
 * GTA V

K-DST

 * 1) A Horse With No Name
 * 2) Green River
 * 3) Hold the Line

Los Santos Rock Radio

 * 1) Rain
 * 2) Big Log
 * 3) Radio Ga Ga
 * 4) All the Things She Said
 * 5) Higher Love

San Andreas
8.5/10

DAMN SO MUCH FUN. Love the storyline, the characters, the map, and activities. CHEATS BRINGS ALL FUN. FANCY GRAPHICS...or not (1998's OoT on N64 > 2004's GTA SA on PS2)

GTA IV
7.5/10 DAMN FANCY GRAPHICS. Love the storyline and the characters. DAMN I GET BORED ONCE IT'S ALL OVER. Use imagination once it is all over and you can play it for one or two years after.

EFLC : 6.5/10

GTA V
5/10

UNLESS I'M CONVINCED, IT'S NOT THAT FUN !! Nonsensical storyline, characters....uninteresting. NO FREEDOM AT ALL : one gunshot then....PAW, one hundred officers to slaughter you with shotguns. AFTER STORY : NOTHING ! Poor Strangers & Freaks missions....In two words : LOW INTEREST. GTA Online ? Between 2/10 and 7/10.

San Andreas
As I wrote above, I know the game since I'm 8. What I love is of course gameplay with cheats, which can just make the game hilarious. I also loved the storyline, unfortunately there was no replay missions ability, so I had to save my 7 favorite missions (The Da Nang Thang, Stowaway, Black Project, Breaking the Bank at Caligula's, Vertical Bird, Up, Up, and Away! and End of the Line) in different slots. Other good stuff include the huge map (three cities, desert, countryside, like it or not) and the vehicles (my lovely Hydra). What I hated is the game physics and the graphics.

GTA IV
I was amazed when I saw the physics and the graphics. I remembered the gruesome San Andreas graphics and physics, so when I saw that, I was...OMG. I also loved the storyline, but I did not liked the missions as much as I did in San Andreas. The character, NB, is also a good guy. I also liked the map. However, what angered me the most was the lack of funny cheats, and also the lack of funny vehicles (Tanks, aircraft ??). It was hard to have fun on the game after completing the storyline, but thankfully I'm a creative person, so I did a lot of things that amused me.

Episodes from Liberty City
Having lost my copy of GTA IV, I found a copy of EFLC in a store and it didn't required the original game. So I bought it. The Ballad of Gay Tony was my favorite, I liked the character and the storyline a bit, but what I liked a lot was the APC, the Annihilator with explosive miniguns and the Buzzard. However, I did not like The Lost and Damned which had less content, and the storyline wasn't really interesting, though I liked Johnny K. a bit.

GTA V
Big disappointment for me. I was expecting this game for more than one year, having pre-ordered it in September 2012 as it was planned to be released in March 2013. I received the game one day before the game's official release because I pre-ordered it. I loved the trailers, and the only thing I could think about was playing a HD San Andreas. Mistake. When I played with the three characters, I only loved one : Michael, though his family was cliché as f*ck : two whores as a wife and daughter, and a jerkoff as a son. I like Trevor quite well, though I did not like his constant need of insulting everybody. Franklin is my less favorite character, he has nothing interesting and is also cliché (gangsta nigga gimme a break), plus his voice actor is pretty bad. The storyline was catastrophic, though some missions were not that bad. I also liked the map, but out of LS there is not much stuff to do. No need to mention the horrible police system and the lack of cheats which went back to the combination system instead of the very simple phone system GTA IV had. I can however say the game has very good graphics (different from the "darker" style GTA IV had), physics are also good (not the car physics however), I'm very glad that military jets and a 747 came back, there is a large variety of vehicles and weapons, and the light effects are very good. GTA Online also disappointed me. Servers are filled with kids and idiots who always want to kill you without reason. The missions also glitch as f*ck (guy one-shooting you with a pistol, and so much glitches I can't remember these all). The character customization system is also ridiculous. Well I'm still playing GTA V because I prefer to play it rather than TBoGT.

Who I like
CJ, Niko, Tenpenny, Mike Toreno, Sweet, Big Smoke, Ryder, ULPC, Luis, Trevor

Who I hate
Franklin, Johnny K. (in GTA V), Lamar, GTA V "antagonists", Tracey, Jimmy, Amanda

Pages I've created

 * North Korea
 * South Korea
 * Ukraine
 * Vom Feuer
 * Shrewsbury
 * Elevator
 * Heavy Shotgun
 * Marksman Rifle