Cane

Nobody's quite sure why the cane fits into the "other" slot. The wepaons.dat file lists it as a gift, yet there doesn't seem to be anyone that it can be given to. At any rate, it can be used as a melee weapon, which behaves roughly like the katana, so perhaps it's still useful when carried along side the rather slow chainsaw. Or, at the very least, you could always carry it along to complete your pimp outfit...