Commercials in GTA 2

Grand Theft Auto 2 was the first game in the Grand Theft Auto series where commercials were featured in the game's radio stations. These fictional ads use well known tropes and clichés employed in real life commercials, albeit in humorous and eccentric ways.


 * Cerama-teeth/Cocoa Fizz: Zaibatsu presents Cerama-teeth, a product that lets the family continue enjoying Cocoa Fizz, which is a drink that rots teeth.
 * Crazy CJ's: calorie fat, juicy and delicious "Mad Burgers", "you'd be insane to miss them!"
 * Credex Gold: a credit card with distinction, when you are placing bets and end up in a tight spot you need a card that can squeeze you out. Credex Gold, "the premier choice of lounge lizards and game developers all around the world".
 * DNA Food: "Doesn't Need Anything is the new Zaibatsu developed baby food, because early entry into the Zaibatsu food program builds a better youth. DNA Food, shaping tomorrow's adults".
 * Endurodom: a condom marketed to regular clients of prostitutes, "because when you are on the game not all prophylactics are the same".
 * Flipper Dolphin: a product to fish dolphins, but if it catches "a little tuna, it goes back into the big blue yonder".
 * Genie: "stress and strain of everyday life grinding you down? Genie, a new herbal medicine from Krishna Medicine designed to aid you through everyday life."
 * Hush: "does the modern world moves too fast? Noise, stress? You need a break. You deserve a break. You need Hush, the new sedative from Zaibatsu. Hush, when you don't need to rush. -Do not use Hush while driving. Hush users becomes medically dependent after 28 days".
 * Jizz Drive: a computer storage device marketed as an upgrade to owners of low-memory PCs.
 * Lad Rover: a pick-up advertised as having more pulling power than any other truck in its class, it also states that it will make its owner become a "fanny magnet" (this term would become the cheat for attracting female pedestrians in GTA Vice City).
 * Orgasmo Bars: a chocolate bar advertised in a highly sexualized way; "-Mmm... cold hard chocolate... -Surge after surge of creamy caramel... -Melts in your mouth... -And in your hand".
 * Perk Up: a viagra-injection product by Sex & Reproductive Systems, because "It looks so easy in the movies, but keeping it up can be a real problem!". The commercial uses a song from GTA, Ghetto Fingers' "On The Move", which can be listened in that game's Radio '76 FM.
 * Pizza Cake: a bizarre food mixing pizza and cake, advertised by an Italian chef.
 * Silky Milky: a French couple in passion, the man tries his luck touching the woman's breasts, only to find that "these implants are not Silky Milky! Only Silky Milky implants by Zaibatsu feel and taste like the real thing".
 * Presley's Petrol Presents Super-Leaded Gasoline: "this ain't regular gas, it's rocket fuel", it isn't safe for the environment, but "it tastes better already", a sweet gasoline that "will put hair in your chest".
 * S-Uzi (two commercials): an advertisement for the game's Machine Gun showcasing situations where a vulnerable person would need it (i.e. a granny and a clerk).
 * Third World Bank: A bank that promotes the potential of underdeveloped countries through defense, tobacco and pharmaceutical investments.
 * Zoom Zoom: "the legal wake up to last all day. Zoom Zoom, a recently legalized aid for people in need of a wake up call, developed exclusively by the Zaibatsu corporation with South American plant extracts."