User:Maitre De Pain

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About Me
I am the Breadmeister, but obviously you can see that my name is "Maitre De Pain" but that's just the French of it. But you might ask: "Am I French?", well no but that doesn't matter for now.

My first experience with GTA was with Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, but that was when I was just a wee little lad, and obviously as a child playing a Grand Theft Auto game, I didn't give a single damn about the story, and played it as chaotically as possible. But I now see the error of my ways, but I can't play it now because I was only borrowing a PSP to play the game, and I don't have one, nor a console. The next was Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, same as Liberty city stories, didn't give a damn about the story.

It was a long time before I got back into Grand Theft Auto, but when I got one, obviously I got Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. And I was of course satisfied with what the game was and the content it provided me. After completing it, I went on another GTA hiatus before deciding to play IV. But with my toaster pc, that was a bad idea. I tried my best to get it running somewhere near smooth but that was a fruitless endeavor, but, the madlad inside me played through the whole story on a whopping 15-30 fps, it was a miracle I was able to play through that game at all, and if you ask me about how the experience was, it was like eating a king's meal, but there's an earthquake, and the food always is too hot/cold.

Favorites
Ranking is based on pictures from left-to-right, not everything is ranked from each category.

Favorite Protagonist(s)
Ohh boy, this is a tough one, but obviously it goes to Niko Bellic, since his character is too fleshed out and humanized compared to others. But if we had subcategories, my favorite badass would definitely be Tommy, he's cold and tough, and he's got certified big cojones. Claude's a close one but I feel that Tommy shows more badassness because he can speak, and we know how he thinks as the story goes.

Favorite Supporting Character(s)
As much as I like Roman and his dialogue, I've always liked Ken Rosenberg more. I know that Roman was very integral to the storyline, probably more integral than Ken is, but Ken's character felt more intriguing and funny to me, and the dynamic between Ken and Tommy was very entertaining. Honorable mentions are The Truth, Mike Toreno, Little Jacob and Brucie.

Favorite Antagonist(s)
Frank Tenpenny, I mean he's voiced by the man himself, Samuel L. Jackson. Although I have to say, I really hated Dimitri Rascalov, he's so cowardly, manipulative and hatable. Sonny was cool, mostly because of his dialogue and demeanor.