Big'n'Veiny

"When you've followed the trail to that thieving SPANK-head, waste him!"

- El Burro.

Big'n'Veiny is the final mission in Grand Theft Auto III given to protagonist Claude by Diablos leader El Burro from a payphone in the Hepburn Heights area of Portland Island, Liberty City.

Mission
Claude goes to the payphone in Hepburn Heights, which is ringing. El Burro instructs Claude to follow a SPANKED-up thief who has stolen the latest copy of Donkey Does Dallas and collect the copies as they fly out of the back of a van. After collecting all the magazines, Claude kills the thief and then returns the magazines to XXXMags in the Red Light District.

Mission objectives
In order to complete the mission the player must:
 * Get in the van
 * Collect the copies of the magazine and follow the trail to the thief
 * Whack the thief
 * Take the van to the back of XXXMags

Reward
The reward for completion of the mission is $20,000 and the unlocking of the Turismo race, El Burro's first mission. The Portland safehouse will also be seen with stacks of pornographic magazines thereafter.

Trivia

 * The mission name may be a reference to an erected penis.
 * It is not necessary to collect all magazines, but it is essential if the player wants to gain an extra second.
 * Somewhere along the Head Radio Building, while collecting magazines, a police radio will report "donkey porn being dropped along the Portland area." It is odd, as no police are involved in the mission.
 * This mission is hard if you never driven a Rumpo. You must slow a little but also go fast because there are seconds to fail this mission. The biggest tip however, is to never handbrake turn in a Rumpo. This is because the Rumpo is extremely tail heavy and tends to fish tail violently in a handbrake turn, especially at higher speeds. Slow down normally if there ever is a need to turn.