User:Monkeypolice188



  STATUS: ACTIVE   Welcome to Monkeypolice188's User page! Talk Page | Sandbox | Vehicle Template | GTA VI Wishlist | Contributions If you see this around, it's me! My GTA History= I first played GTA Chinatown Wars. I had it on my DS, and played it frequently. I really enjoyed it, but I never completed any missions, only played for vehicles and shootouts, at that time, I never really enjoyed playing missions.

My next GTA game I played was GTA Liberty City Stories, which I bought when I got my PSP. I was actually quite disappointed, as I actually thought it was going to have better graphics, maybe comparing to GTA IV. I still enjoyed the vehicles, the guns, and best of all, the location, New York (aka: Liberty City), at that age, I was addicted to New York.

My next game was GTA IV, which, I absolutely loved, when in got my Xbox 360 to play it on, I was very impressed, and it was my favorite game, I played it everyday, literally. Again, I never played any missions on GTA IV, I only used vehicles and weapons, the location, again, was beautiful. I then got Vice City Stories on my Tablet, I never really enjoyed it, as it was too plain and empty, however, I loved the missions.

GTA V was my next game, and I was really impressed, when you get a game, at first, you love it, but then you start to, well, de-love it! Thankfully, GTA V next-gen sorted that out, when I got my Xbox One last Christmas, I was really interested in the First Person Mode, which, to say is Rockstar's 'first try', was very, very good, GTA V was very occupying, it usually kept me interested in its amazing details and features. About Me= Ok, so...My real name is Guy Alexander, but please, just stick to calling me "Monk"...

I'm 22 years of age, and was born on the 18th of August in Leeds, England. I live in smaller village of Leeds, it's peaceful, but civil and organized. I grew up in a good economically-stable environment, gaining good grades in my favorite subjects (Maths, Science, Art, Design Tech, IT), and got a good starting job, that earned me good pay and I enjoyed. I work as a mechanic at a small auto-garage in Leeds.

I have a passionate love for cars. I first learnt to drive when I was 17, and passed on the first test (first try!) (I studied cars throughout my younger life...). Since then, I have driven many types of cars, from the odd muscle car, to high-end sports cars (and everything in-between). I now own a bright "krypton" green Lotus Elise ("kitted" up), a small, cheap sports car that runs well on the road. If you ever think I'm wrong about a vehicle performance edit on a vehicle page, just consider the above :). As some users may know, my most memorable drives have been a Ferrari 458, BMW I8, Dodge Charger R/T, Jeep Wrangler, Nissan GT-R and Mitsubishi Lancer. Some other unique drives have been the Range Rover Sport, Chevrolet Volt and Toyota Prius (the latter 2 are utter sh*t). Monk's real life car. Me On the Wikia= So I first used the wiki in 2012, after looking for help with GTA IV vehicles and their spawn locations. I noticed how much the wiki changed after GTA V came out, I started noticing the Vehicle Infobox images changing, information changing and I even learnt about GTA V before it came out. When I fell in love with the Police Riot, I saw a few mistakes, so I thought I'd make an account, and fix them. Ever since, I loved the wiki, until 3 anonymous users got on my case, and I've pretty much been hated by them ever since. I became Patroller after my second request, which I was happy about, and have learned a lot since that. I applied for Admin position, but, due to too many negative votes, I pulled-out. This further brought on my depression, as I felt everyone hated me (I still do tbh), and that I'd be stuck in Patroller forever. What to do now? I have no idea. I'm pretty lost at the moment.

How to describe the wiki? Well, hectic, honestly, I wouldn't advise joining this place just for the sake of one fact, as the chances are, someone will hop along and remove it. If you're going to join here, make a project and suggest ideas, or add content in pattern-ic procedures.

If you wonder how the wiki runs, it's almost like a dictatorship. It heavily reminds me of the Novel I learned in high School, "Animal Farm", by George Orwell, in which, the story-line heavily resembles the Russian Revolution.

In my opinion, I feel I only have two true friends on this wiki; Andre and Jamal (and of course my brother). They care, they're the only ones to contact me off site, and they give me advise out by personal problems. They're also very funny and can take a joke (unlike some). We have never had an argument or disagreement before, and I feel we never will.

Projects For 2015:
For other tasks, see here.

October

 * Continuing with August's Projects
 * Gaining Vehicles in GTA IV design views.
 * Fixing up Drivetrains in GTA IV and Drivetrains in GTA V.
 * More TBA

August

 * To gather design views of most (if not all) vehicles in GTA V, Should contain engine bay view, all 4 side views, 2 quarters, upper view, underside view, FPS image and interior images (major project). - Goes along with gallery changes - see here.
 * To see progress, see here.
 * Adjustments to physical order of pages in sections, as well as edits to infoboxes (captioning in bold and italicized, no abbreviations for GTA Titles). Gallery re-order being a main an issue. Refer to Manual Of Style (currently under development).
 * Adding Aircraft Stats to Aircraft (beta).
 * Adding Boat Stats to Boats (beta).
 * Continuing to add heist objectives to Infoboxes of heist pages.

February

 * Mainly Upgrading Vehicle Pages (GTA V Mainly ) 
 * Adding stated top speeds.
 * Adding speedometer maximum top speeds.
 * Adding stated acceleration times.
 * Adding actual acceleration times.
 * Adding drivetrains.

Key


 * Linked = partially attempted/partially completed.


 * Linked and striked out = complete.


 * Class striked out = class complete.

Commercial

 * Pounder

Utility

 * Scrap Truck
 * Towtruck (large)
 * Towtruck (small)

Industrial

 * Dock Handler
 * Dozer
 * Flatbed
 * Mixer (both variants)
 * Rubble
 * Tipper (both variants)

Military

 * Barracks Semi
 * Crusader

Off-Road

 * Marshall
 * Mesa (Merryweather variant)

SUVs

 * Habanero
 * Patriot
 * Radius
 * Rocoto
 * Serrano

Emergency

 * Lifeguard
 * Police Bike
 * Police Cruiser (Buffalo variant)
 * Police Prison Bus
 * Police Riot
 * Police Transporter
 * Unmarked Cruiser

Vans

 * Bison
 * Bobcat XL
 * Burrito (both variants)
 * Camper
 * Minivan
 * Paradise
 * Rumpo
 * Surfer
 * Taco Van
 * Youga

Excess Work (long time projects)

 * Complete all Deathmatch pages for GTA Online to the maximum.
 * Complete all Capture pages for GTA Online to the maximum
 * Complete all LTS pages for GTA Online to the maximum
 * Complete all Race pages for GTA Online to the maximum
 * Get images for all Deathmatches. (both maps and title images)

My Garages
I own 3 garages on both of my profiles (XB360 and XB1), with my Xbox One profile owning the most cars (I sold most of my cars on XB360). My garages have a category system. My sports/expensive or classic cars belong in one garage, my larger, industrial vehicles belong in another (along with my Dukes and Blade) garage, and my last garage contains my random vehicles, such as my Panto, motorcycles and buggies.

All of my vehicles are modified to a high extent, and non of them am I considering to sell. My favorite super/sports cars are my Cheetah and my T20, my favorite Classic car is my Stinger GT, my favorite SUV/T is my Insurgent, and my favorite muscle car is my Dukes. There is usually one space in my garage, for extra vehicles added in DLC Content, and I often use that space to store NPC Modified Cars so I can sell them later on.

GTA Online Bank Balance

 * $4,700,000 (2 sig-figs) / 4.7 x 106 (standard form)

Top 5 Favorites
GTA V Mission= 1) The Paleto Score - fun and different, mechanics and events are different and interesting. Love the action of police cars being blown up! 2) Legal Trouble - love the way the planes are landing, different events, police cars flying, explosions and blood. 3) Caida Libre - like the plane's falling effects, the sound of the engine screaming, and the people's reactions to the scenario. 4) Father/Son - the crashes and bumps of the truck piling through highway traffic makes the mission so exciting. 5) Prologue - different, just so cool, the snow, the feeling of the cold, and the cool police cars. GTA Car= 1) Stinger GT - fast, easy to control, looks and sounds beautiful, classic beauty. 2) T20 - looks so nice with its curves, sounds unqiue and furious, just not impressed with its price of 2+ million. 3) Turismo R - looks and sounds amazing, dream car, realistic and fast. 4) Cheetah - looks cool, sounds alright, brilliant performance, just awesomeness. 5) Blade - sounds cool looks awesome, and has some really good acceleration under the hood. GTA Law Enforcement Vehicle= 1) Police Cruiser (Vapid Stanier version) 2) Police Cruiser (Bravado Buffalo version) 3) Sheriff SUV 4) Unmarked Cruiser 5) Police Riot GTA Truck= 1) Insurgent Pick-Up - This durable beast has a heavy mass, a deadly turret and a large capacity, a win-win for me! 2) Phantom - move out of my way, bitch! 2) Utility Truck (Cherry picker variant) - If only this cherry picker boom arm worked! 3) Securicar - don't mess with this bomb-proof truck! 5) Mule (Armored) - Wow, this is pretty awesome to use, it's faster and stronger! GTA Plane= 1) Cargo Plane - It is just its size that i like, i think this should be great to use if it was aloud in freemode. 2) Besra - Perfect to scare people in GTA Online sessions, as they think you are in Lazer, because the radar shares the same icon as the Lazer! LOL. 3) Hydra - Although combat is the same as the Lazer, this can hover in mid-air, making engaging on players and targets much easier! 4) Jet - hauling across town was never so deadly... 5) Titan - The sound of its droning propellers as it flies into the city whilst in cinematic camera makes it sound so cool. GTA Helicopter= 1) Savage - The explosive minigun rounds and constant rockets makes this deadly - but vulnerable. 2) Valkyrie - The explosive and accurate cannon at the front is absolutely awesome, plus, this is stronger than the latter 3) Buzzard Attack Chopper - Missile everyone! 4) Cargobob - carrying a tank across the city towards Sandy Shores makes everyone look up. 5) Annihilator - I will annihilate everyone if I have to! GTA Character= 1) Michael - his house explains it all, he looks rich and formal, making him perfect to play as when driving nice cars. 2) Trevor - never really met a funnier character than Trevor "do you want me to get my dick out again?" - Scouting the Port mission. 3) Dave Norton - he is so sneaky, and calm, making him the ultimate teammate, if only he could be a heist-planner in the Heists Update when released. 4) Wade - his unintelligence is so funny, he is voiced well too, sounding like a Sandy Shores Hipster in tight underwear. 5) Jimmy - i have no idea why, but he is just funny, in a way. GTA Location= 1) Land Act Dam - a beautiful landscape surrounding the lake. 2) Vinewood Sign - This is true LS, it is such a brilliant place to cycle to on a relaxing and bright 3) afternoon. 3} Maze Bank Tower- tall, stands out brightly in a busy and compact city. 4) LSIA (LSX) - loving the action in this place, just crazy... 5) Mount Chiliad - wow, what a view, and what a climb, and what a drop! GTA Online Heist/Heist Setup= 1) Pacific Standard - Convoy - fun, awesome, action-packed heist setup! 2) Humane Raid - Insurgents - again, fun, bullets going everywhere, exciting! 3) Humane Raid - EMP - Unique, fast jet fighters blowing army up is all I wanted! 4) Series A - Bikers - seeing all the gang members chasing you in their unique vehicles is really nice to see 5) The Humane Labs Raid - A unique, easy and fun heist. Good pay, easy to do, fun setups and a good outcome.

Game Reviews
GTA San Andreas= GTA San Andreas was an amazing game, it wasn't very realistic, but was fun, and managed to maintain the excitement. I have various mods on the Android Version for it to make the handling much better, as well as modding in cars and weapons. Rating - 8.5/10 GTA IV= GTA IV was a disappointment, but I wasn't complaining too much, the game kept some feature from previous GTAs, but removed many others, the game world is small and feels enclosed, the story-line is pretty average and repetitive, but it had a variety of characters, however the lack of aircraft (except helicopters) was a let down. Most cars were too lose off the ground and uncontrollable, most cars had the same performance and speed, which made the game very plain and boring. Rating - 6/10 GTA V= GTA V was a big change to my view of GTA games, as much as I hated the handling of vehicles and unrealistic damage scripts, the story line was dramatic and exciting, the cars were fun and fast, and mechanics had been fixed and very responsive. The huge array of activities and missions, as well as fast cars and views are all fantastically thought. Rating - 8.5/10 GTA Online= GTA Online is a mess, all people focus on is killing each other, no matter what you do. It was, at first, a brilliant multiplayer, no confusion, simple and easy to use, but was very limited to things, currently, it is dying out, very quickly, its updates are very fun and exciting, but some of the recent ones have been slightly disappointing. The Heists Update's content was a nice experience for a few weeks after the initial release, but slowly, people began to troll others with the Hydra, Insurgent and Armored Kuruma, making it a chain reaction of trolling. Rating (First played) - 7/10, Rating (Current state) - 6/10

GTA Online Update Ratings
Beach Bum= Rating 6/10 (bad content, generally not enough to it.) Valentines Update= Rating 6/10 (Content wasn't acceptable, lack of it really, nothing good to do with, no new good missions or features, and the limited time was lower than the Independence Update.) Business Update= Rating 6/10 (fun, nice cars, but again, not enough to do with it, not enough missions or new features.) High Life Update= Rating 8/10 (nice cars, fun missions, fun aftermath, some good features.) 'I'm Not a Hipster' Update= Rating 7/10 (really funny update, good features, and some good vehicles, however not enough features or missions.) San Andreas Flight School Update= Rating 4/10 (boring, vehicles are too expensive, not enough content, some good missions, though.) Independence Day Special= Rating 8/10 (to say there's nothing much new, i had a good time, vehicles are fun and exclusive, new guns are just 'too good' and fun races, good and acceptable amount of content, just a lack of new features.) Last Team Standing Update= Rating 5/10 (better than flight school, because it offers good amount of patches, RP and cash, the new content creator 'LTS maker' is brilliant, and offers good chance to gain your own RP and cash, though the lack of good vehicles and weapons made it slightly disappointing.) Festive Surprise= Rating 7/10 (ok, so it was a boring start, to say it took ages to come on all platforms, realized there was no snow till the 24th Dec, not a good start. The weapons were good, the cars were good, the content wasn't good, not much fixed, not much neatened, but a good update, then, SNOW!!!!!!!) Heists Update= Rating 7/10 (Just like the latter, the update started off really badly. The update came with new vehicles, but were only available in GTA Online, also, they had to be unlocked, and how were we supposed to unlock them when the servers kept going down? Right, a few days later (it felt like weeks), the patch update which fixed the servers was released. I finally started obtaining and unlocking the vehicles i wanted, the Savage and Insurgent. Overall, the update is OK, it could have been better. No new weapons (other than a flare gun) is a no-no from me too.) Ill-Gotten Gains Update Part 1= Rating 4/10 (Is it just me, or are these DLCs getting worse and worse? I was expecting the Stirling GT and Osiris to be SOOOO much better. All I get is an expensive bill and terrible performance? And what a waste of money for a pile of gold sh*t.) Ill-Gotten Gains Update Part 2= Rating 4/10 (Not bad, but could be A LOT better. The updates' contents are getting more and more expensive! 2+ million for a super car (though it is a fairly nice car), 700,000+ for an off-road buggy! 1.7+ million for a wooden boat! Honestly, I'm extremely disappointed in Rockstar. Look at how cheap the Zentorno was compared to these sh*t bags. I'm tired of Rockstar's pricing...)

Platforms - Popular Games

 * Android Phone (Samsung S6) - GTA III, GTA SA, GTA CW.
 * Tablet (ASUS) - GTA III, GTA VC and GTA SA.
 * Xbox Original - Driver: Parallel Lines.
 * Xbox 360 - GTA IV, GTA V, Driver San Francisco, Crysis 2, Minecraft, GTA SA (Remastered).
 * Xbox One - GTA V (Enhanced Version), Minecraft, Forza Motorsport 5, Watchdogs.
 * PC - SimCity 5, GTA IV EFLC.

GTA IV PC Mods
Though I'm not a fan of mods (to me, they usually ruin the original aspect of the game), I have decided to get a few of my favorites. My advice? Don't install more than 10 mods, the game will eventually crash an hour or so into gameplay. I have 8, and it still crashes after an hour and a half (though my PC isn't the best of things).

Mods I have:

 * 1999 Ford Crown Victoria (NYC Taxi Livery) - Replaces Vapid Taxi
 * 1999 Ford Crown Victoria (NYPD Interceptor/Patrol Livery, triangular light bar) - Replaces Vapid Police Cruiser
 * 2002 Chevrolet Impala (NYPD Interceptor/Patrol Livery, triangular light bar) - Replaces Declasse Police Patrol
 * 2002 Chevrolet Impala (LC Taxi Livery) - Replaces Declasse Taxi
 * Lenco BearCat (SWAT Division, no light/roof bar) - Replaces Enforcer
 * Chevrolet Tahoe (NYPD Livery, triangular light bar) - Replaces NOOSE Patriot
 * Chevrolet Tahoe (SWAT Livery, no light/roof bar) - Replaces NOOSE Cruiser
 * Simple Trainer 6.5 - Includes many basic demands, vehicle spawning, god mode, wanted level locks, teleportation, car modifications, car commands, weapon commands, locking/unlocking doors, infinite weaponry/ammo clip, etc.
 * Tsunami Mod - Test only, didn't keep.
 * Car variety spawning Mod - Increases the variety of cars spawning, changes spawner every 15 seconds - allows game to spawn NPC-Controlled Buses, and random emergency vehicles responding on streets.

Personal Computers
Ok, so I don't play PC games much, but I have a relatively good performing PC, to say I know nothing about the Specifications of PCs. I have 3 PCs (the infobox on the right shows my Windows XP PC), one Windows XP, one Windows 7 (rarely used), and a Windows 7 Laptop (which I use for editing on the wiki).

I have SimCity 5 on the PC on the right, which performs perfectly on full specs, I'm also playing GTA IV on it, which runs it on medium to high settings.

Before you ask, NO, my PC can definitely NOT run GTA V, and I'm not planning on getting it. The graphics card is capable of running it (on low - medium settings), but the processor can definitely not run it.

The reason I prefer Console to PC is the comfort and simplicity of Consoles. PCs are too complex (unless you learn about them in advance), you have to know if your PC is capable of running a game, whereas with console, you already know, as the game wouldn't be made for a console which cannot be run on it! I'm not trying to start a console-PC war (trust me, I know what they turn into with experience in comment sections on Youtube).

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"Wiki Objectives"

 * Accumulate:
 * 100 edits
 * 200 edits
 * 500 edits
 * 1000 edits
 * 5000 edits
 * 10,000 edits
 * 20,000 edits
 * 50,000 edits
 * 100,000 edits (never).
 * Become:
 * Patroller
 * Administrator
 * Bureaucrat
 * Staff (lol, NO)
 * Tasks
 * Request a deletion of a page
 * Request a move/rename of a page
 * Create a page
 * Add images
 * Add videos
 * Warn a user
 * Block a user
 * Remind a user about the image/wiki policy
 * Delete a page
 * Rename a page
 * Have more than 1 friend on the wiki
 * Have more than 2 friends on the wiki
 * Have more than 5 friends on the wiki
 * Have more than 10 friends on the wiki
 * Have more than 20 friends on the wiki
 * Kick 1 user from chat
 * Kick 2 users from chat
 * Kick 10 users from chat
 * Ban 1 user from chat
 * Ban 2 users from chat
 * Ban 10 users from chat.

Favorite Wiki Editors

 * Andre - My best buddy...not only here, but in my entire life :D Nothing we disagree on :P We talk about anything and we laugh together. I become happy when he joins chat, especially if there's only me in there xD.
 * 558050 - appreciates my work here, and is kind hearted. Does some amazing work here
 * Jamal - Best Bcrat here, funny, can take a joke, really friendly, really active. Personal friend...
 * Guy - My twin, my brother, the funniest guy, I love him to pieces
 * Doc - king of photographic locations, buildings, roads, cars, you name it, he's done it...
 * Sam - mature, friendly and good editor...really friendly and can kindly offer advice, or relate/understand problemd. Hes the kinda guy I feel I could go to for serious help or to talk through my bad problems with. Personal friend.
 * Leon - Good Cop! Really friend, understands situations and handles them very well. Really friendly and chatty
 * Tom - lives in my city, so it's quite nice to have someone near me on the wiki :). Does some brilliant work here, such as all the images he adds.
 * Myth - Friendly guy...always on the chat to talk to, I love to chat to hjm about engines. Personal friend..
 * Derp - Friendly guy...good manners.
 * Marcus - Friendly, knowledgeable, follows policies, very polite and mature.
 * Konan - Very advisable and nice to chat with.
 * Mitch - Fellow car lover, really friendly, very knowledgeable and interesting to talk to!

Where Can You Find Me?
Most Active of wiki's edited: Permission given to Andre, Jamal and My brother for editing my user page.

Vehicles

 * Monk is so far, the best driver in the wiki (Added by: Andre)
 * However, Andre would like to challenge him on a race. (Added by: Andre)
 * Monk knows Andre would lose over Monk however :P.
 * Guy also agrees that he is the best driver here. (Added by: Guy)
 * Monk's favourite high-end sports car is the McLaren P1.
 * Monk's favourite classic car is the Ferrari 250 GTO.
 * Monk's favourite four-door sedan is the Ford Crown Victoria.
 * The best car Monk has claimed to drive is the Ferrari 458, and the best to work on was the BMW I8.
 * If Monk was offered a Ferrari 250 GT0, Corvette Stingray C3 and a McLaren P1, he wouldn't be able to decide which one to keep, as they are all his personal favorites.
 * Monk's next car is likely to be a Corvette Stingray C3, however, he also wants to body-kit a Datsun Fairlady Z(240Z) to replicate the Ferrari 250 GTO, however, Datsuns are very unreliable.
 * Monk knows he talks way to much about himself, and about his vehicles.
 * Monk wants to drive or work on a P1.
 * Monk is a mechanic.
 * Even despite his mechanical mind, he even struggles to understand the complexity of a limited-slip differential, and if he was asked to fix one, he'd probably faint.
 * Myth hunter said that Monk can become a teacher if there was a subject called "engine class". (Added by: Myth)
 * One good reason for this is because Monk scored 100/100 for his "All about Vehicles" Gold-Module Examination. (Added by: Marcus)
 * Monk is described to be a car encyclopedia by Myth hunter.
 * Because Monk lives close to an airport, he has seen many unique aircraft in his time, including the one-and-only Vulcan Bomber, an AH-64 Apache, a Boeing 747 (one-time only), several Bae Systems HAWKs, Concorde (when he was about 5), a Tornado fighter jet, 2 Eurofighters, 4 Spitfires, two Bell UH-1 Iroquois', a CH 47 Chinook and several Lockheed C17 Globemasters.
 * Monk also flew in a Bell 206 Ranger as part of a birthday-reward Helicopter Ride.

Miscellaneous
"Back in't olden days when I wa' a kid, I din't get t'money youn'folks get nowwa days, 'a got nowt, a penny a day wa' all I got for me' paper round, 's all changed now"
 * Monk is known to be very aggressive at times, which explains how he has gained two speeding tickets within a 1-week period.
 * Monk tends to get very angry in certain discussions, depressed over certain things, become sensitive over certain arguments, jealous over certain things and bores/gets bored in chat.
 * Monk says Monk to often.
 * Monk's real name is Guy, but he hates that name, and prefers users to call him Monk (have you guessed yet).
 * Monk has a girlfriend, surprisingly.
 * Monk thought he was gay for 6 years.
 * If Monk was to leave the wiki, it would be because of gossip behind his back - he hates it.
 * Monk misspelled "Flores" (Cam' surname) as "Flares" in a Staff Map, but he actually laughed at it. (Added by: Camilo)
 * Monk is from Yorkshire, England, where the words "Something", "Nothing" and "The" haven't reached in full format, instead, they are said as "Somet", "Nowt" and "'Te".
 * Because of this, Monk and VaultBoy are the only properly bred users on this wiki. They are the best as they are from God's Own County. (Added by: Tom)
 * They're also the only ones here that can talk a proper Yorkshire accent, without making a fool of themselves for attempting it wrongly.
 * Monk gives a perfect example of a Yorkshire accent:

- Monk's grandfather (sadly no longer with us)

"Off t' shop t' get sum bread an' biccies."
 * VaultBoy's example from his own life: (Added by: Tom)

- VaultBoy


 * Monk is an excellent drawer. (Added by J)