Money for Nothing

Money for Nothing is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, given by Bryan Forbes.

Mission
Vic drops-by Bryan Forbes' apartment and sees him and Lance. The trio after an argument decide to go out and take a decoy van. After arriving at the warehouse, Forbes and Lance go to the actual van with the drugs while Vic drives the decoy van and lead the cops away from them. Upon reaching the destination, Vic loses the wanted levels and mission is completed.

Script
(Lance, Forbes, Vic inside Forbes' apartment.)

Forbes: 'Course, you can't kid a kidder. Hey, Vic!

Vic: Hey.

Lance: Yo, bro, wassup? [laughs]

Forbes: So, Vic, you wanna hear about a little plan that is going to make us three very rich?

Lance: Very rich.

Vic: So what's the risk?

Forbes: Well, let me put it like this: you will not be handling any drugs. All I need you to do is keep the cops busy while Lance and I steal some merch' off the scum who brought it into this country.

Lance: The drugs are already here, so we ain't drug trafficking.

Forbes: Exactly! You're just the decoy. All you gotta do is make the police THINK you're carrying. They can't arrest you for that.

Vic: No, but they can shoot me.

Forbes: Don't be ridiculous!

Lance: Yeah. Come on, man! Come on.

Forbes: Vic, you'll be fine! Rich and fine.

Vic: Alright, let's do it.

Lance: Yeah! Let's pop!

(Vic, Forbes and Lance in a warehouse and radio.)

Lance: This is gonna be the decoy van. Come on, Vic, you drive.

Vic: This van's the wrong colour, Forbes.

Forbes: Relax. It's nothing a little paint can't fix.

Lance: This van is good to Van Gogh!

Forbes: Yeah, funny... Vic, take the decoy and lead the cops away from here. We'll let you know when we're home free.

Lance: [on radio] Breaker - Breaker. What's your twenty?

Vic: For Christ-sake's Lance, speak English.

Lance: [on radio] Uh, yeah... We're on our way. Keep the cops busy. We're nearly there. Just a little longer. Hey, Bryan, can we stop for a burger? We're there! Ten-Ten, let's do it again, big cowboy. Lose the smokey, Vic. You're all done.

Trivia

 * The name of the mission refers to Money For Nothing, a song by Dire Straits.

Extra Links

 * Money for Nothing mission on YouTube by GTAmissions - PlayStation 2 version.