Dialogues in GTA San Andreas

This is a list of non-mission dialogues in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Being arrested
Note: The following lines did not exist in the beta version.
 * Do I look like a gangster? I’m a businessman! (when he's rich)
 * What, you ran out of donuts?
 * You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * Fuck you po-po!
 * Enough now, po-po!
 * Just shut up!
 * I ain't scared of you, bitch!
 * I don't want y'all doing nothing funny to me at the station.
 * Well done, cop. Well done.
 * Ahhh, screw you, cop!
 * You like big man, huh? (when he's fat)
 * My tax money go to this shit!?
 * Shut up, bitch! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * Shut the fuck up, bitch! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * Shut up, po-po! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * Fuck you! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * Shut it, punk! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * I'll find you, fool! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * I ain't scared! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * You suck, asshole! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * You're boring me! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * You gonna fail me, calling you a bitch, bitch?!? (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * Fuck you, asshole.
 * I don't give a shit!
 * You can't stop me, punk-ass cop bitch!
 * Whatever motherfucker, you don't scare me!
 * You asshole! I'm too fat to run. (when he's fat)
 * Give me something to eat! (when he's fat)
 * I'd come quietly if y'all feeding me. (when he's fat)
 * I'll ruin your career for this! (when he's rich)
 * C'mon officer, I ain't no gangster! (when he's rich)
 * I can't run no more, po-po. (when he's fat)
 * Okay, okay! Shut up and give me something to eat. (when he's fat)
 * Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase? (when he's fat)
 * You're wasting your breath!
 * You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry. (when he's fat)
 * I don't give a shit. I'm bored, and hungry. (when he's fat)
 * Ah, shut up po-po. Give me a pizza. (when he's fat)
 * Can I get a pizza over here? (When he's fat)
 * Well done, you've caught a fat bastard. (When he's fat)
 * I'm tired of running! And I'm tired of your shit! (when he's fat)
 * Look, I'm fat and out of shape, unlike all you chumps. (when he's fat)
 * If I was in shape, y'all wouldn't catch me. (when he's fat)
 * I swear I didn't do shit. (when he's rich)
 * Officer, there must be some mistake. (when he's rich)
 * Sir, I fear you're making a terrible mistake. (when he's rich)
 * Please sir, I'm just a young man trying to get ahead in life! (when he's rich)
 * Officer, untie me this instant! (when he's rich)
 * Please officer, give me a break here! (when he's rich)
 * Do I look like a street criminal sir? (when he's rich)
 * Come on, sir! I'm an honest man! (when he's rich)
 * How on earth do you enjoy your job? (when he's fat)
 * Hey there's a lot of hoodlums out there. Why you gonna pick on me? (when he's rich)
 * Let me go, and we can both forget about this. (when he's rich)
 * I got money, officer. Take it! Make your wife happy! (when he's rich)
 * You ever get bored of your own voice? (when he's fat)
 * You got some donuts we can eat? (when he's fat)
 * You get job satisfaction, huh, one-time?
 * You just a punk, po-po!
 * You gotta understand, I don't give a fuck!
 * Yeah, well done. I bet you real happy with yourself now.
 * I'm being arrested by a bitch?! I can't believe that!
 * Ah, shut up, copper, please!
 * Let me go, bitch!
 * You motherfucking fool!
 * Tell it to your wife or your husband or whatever you got!
 * Police asshole!
 * I don't care about your bullshit, copper!
 * Hey, I'm walking away from this, one-time!
 * Really frightening! I'm really scared!
 * This makes you happy, doesn't it?
 * You better lock me up, 'cause otherwise you're dead!
 * You enjoy wearing that name tag, too?
 * You're wasting your grip!
 * Enough with this bullshit, po-po!
 * Oh, you real tough bitches, huh?!
 * You got a happy life for you, mister?
 * Ah, give me a break, one-time!
 * Whatever you say, Mr. J!
 * I don't give a shit!
 * Shit, I'm glad I don't pay no taxes!
 * I'll tell you what, one time, shut your fucking mouth!
 * Oh, you're big man!
 * Just don't get no ideas with that nightstick!
 * Please, dude, do what you want, but shut up!
 * Whatever you say, po-po!
 * Come here and say that, bitch!
 * I'll rip your head off, you fuck!

Threatening someone with a gun

 * Fat man's got a gun, bitch. (when he's fat)
 * You want a hole in you? (when he's fat)
 * Yeah, fat fool's packing, bitch! (when he's fat)
 * Ain't that a surprise, I got a gun!
 * It's my constitutional right, bitch!
 * Welcome to America!
 * Sup now, baby?
 * See? I gotta gun!
 * You know what this is, huh?
 * You lost the will to live, yet?
 * Hey, what's cracking now?
 * Oh shit, I got a gat.
 * What's poppin' now?
 * I'm a businessman, and this is my business!
 * You want to get ventilated, huh?
 * You want some lead in you?
 * Do you want to look like Swiss cheese? (when he's fat)
 * Hey, do you want a hole in your hair? (when he's fat)
 * Oh yeah? That's right, I'm just a mark!
 * Now don't be an idiot!
 * I'm packing heat, fool!
 * Yeah, what you gonna do now, huh?
 * Hey, what were you saying?
 * You think I'm just a fat buster!? (when he's fat)
 * You better not calling me 'fat', fool. (when he's fat)
 * I'm just a fat bitch, huh? (when he's fat)
 * Oh, look. A gun.
 * You want this to get real ugly?
 * Stay cool.
 * You're gonna stay cool, now.
 * You happy now?
 * You want me to shoot you as well?
 * G's up, fool!
 * I didn't forget how to bust!
 * This is my business, playa!
 * CJ run things now!
 * What was you saying?
 * You think I'm fat, huh? (when he's fat)
 * Now you better shut up.
 * You wanna get slapped!? (when he's fat)
 * I'm fat, but I ain't slow! (when he's fat)
 * You got a death wish!
 * You want a hole in you?
 * You want me to blast you!
 * You enjoying yourself!
 * Yeah, got a gun in your face huh!
 * You wanna get shut up huh!
 * You wanna get blasted fool!
 * Yes a gun!
 * You want this to get ugly?
 * I'm yo bitch huh?

One Star

 * My Moms told me not to get into cars with strangers, dude!
 * Come on, people are gonna think you're hard on me!
 * Hey, I didn't do nothing!
 * What are you trying to prove, one-time!?
 * Dude, I'm innocent!
 * You ain't gonna catch me, bitch!
 * Okay, let's keep on running.
 * Did you get bullied at school, officer!?
 * You got issues, officer!
 * Bully your wife, not me!
 * You got big issues there, officer!
 * You had fun back there?
 * Grove Street is positive, dude!
 * You look like a fool!
 * You run like a bitch!
 * I didn't do shit, man. Gimme a break! (there is an alternate version of this quote, but Carl says it louder.)
 * Do we have to keep running?
 * Can't you go chase somebody else?
 * Ahh, stop treating me like a bitch!
 * Does this really make you happy, officer!?
 * Look, I can run ALL day!
 * Why'd you bother to chase me? I'm faster than you!
 * Do I dress like a gangbanger, sir!? (when he's rich)
 * I'm a respectable businessman! (when he's rich)
 * Oh, give up, copper! (when he's fat)
 * Look man, I'm well dressed, but I ain't into dudes! (when he's rich)
 * This will ruin your career! (when he's rich)
 * To catch is me going to get real ugly for both of us! (when he's rich)
 * Give up, you fucking chumps! (when he's rich)
 * Officer, I do a lot of good in the community! (when he's rich)
 * Come on, officer! (when he's rich)
 * Your jealousy is pathetic, officer! (when he's rich)
 * You should've finished college, dude, and got a real job! (when he's rich)
 * I got an important job with waste disposal! (when he's rich)
 * This is pathetic! (when he's rich)
 * Officer, you really starting to annoy me! (when he's rich)
 * C'mon man, cut that shit out! (when he's fat)
 * Come on dude, give me a break! (when he's fat)
 * You prejudicing against fat people, huh!? (when he's fat)
 * I'm almost as fat and lazy as you, man! (when he's fat)
 * I ain't running no more, copper. (when he's fat)
 * I ain't big into this running shit, man! (when he's fat)
 * This is one way to lose weight, I guess! (when he's fat)
 * I ain't into this kind of exercise! (when he's fat)
 * I ain't no athlete. (when he's fat)
 * You're some kind of a fitness instructor? (when he's fat)
 * Can't you go chase somebody else? (when he's fat)
 * Do I look like I like running? (when he's fat)
 * If you keep chasin' me, I'mma lose my cool. (when he's fat)
 * You're gonna make me lose my temper, po-po. (when he's fat)
 * I know I need more exercise, but not like this! (when he's fat)
 * Make food, not war. That's my motto! (when he's fat)
 * Dude, I ain't into this running shit! (when he's fat)
 * I realize I didn't enjoy this. (when he's fat)
 * Give up! Pretend I outran you!
 * This is harassment!
 * Hey man, you're creeping me out!
 * You must be a punk at school, huh?
 * Why are you chasing me? Your wife is lonely!
 * I ain't into the dude thing, man!
 * I'm in the Peace Corps, man!
 * I ain't no gangbanger!
 * I'm only running because you're chasing me!
 * I ain't no banger!
 * I'm innocent, po-po!
 * Grove Street ain't a gang!
 * Can't you chase a dude who wanna be chased?
 * You getting bored of this?
 * Is this your idea of fun?
 * IS YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME?!
 * Come on dude, I'm innocent!
 * I think you should go and see a shrink, officer!

Two-Six Stars

 * I ain't yo bitch, officer!
 * You dick!
 * I think you should stop with that shit!
 * Cop asshole!
 * Bribe-taking assholes!
 * Ain't no one pay your ass off yet, huh!?
 * Bring it on!
 * You ain't scaring me, and you ain't stopping me!
 * I'd give up now if I was you!
 * Bitches! (Carl says it once in a loud tone, and another in a more aggressive tone.)
 * It's on now!
 * Ain't you got nothing else to do!?
 * Come on, tough guy!
 * You punk-ass po-po bitches!
 * This gonna get real nasty, fool!
 * If I stop, you're dead!
 * You're a dickhead!
 * Get the army, I'm a fucking maniac!
 * Idiots!
 * You want me to stop, huh?
 * You really want to fight me?!
 * Make your life longer, stop running!
 * Punk-ass busters!
 * I ain't into this shit!
 * You think I'm gonna give up?
 * You got a job with a namebag fool!?
 * I don't want a nightstick up the ass!
 * You want me to stop, huh?
 * You assholes!
 * You clowns!
 * You motherfuckers!
 * Give up, motherfuckers!
 * You think I'm a bitch, huh!?
 * You're fucking with a maniac!
 * You motherfucking fool!
 * You want me?! Come get me!
 * You should stop blasting on me, fool!
 * Think about it! Stop running, fool!
 * I'm down for this shit!
 * Stay the fuck away from me!
 * Gimme a break! (at a 2-3 star wanted level, Carl says it in an exhausting tone. At a 4 star wanted level or higher, he says it in a more aggressive tone.)
 * Aye, go chase some other fool!
 * You like wearing uniforms, huh?
 * You really want this to get messy, huh?
 * You really want me to stop and start shooting at you?
 * Don't make me turn around, fool!
 * Punks!
 * Screw you!
 * It's on now, bitches!
 * You think you're hard, huh?
 * Come on, then! Let's do this!
 * Hey, this could get REAL ugly in a minute!
 * I ain't backing down, bitch!
 * I'm about to lose my temper!
 * I ain't stopping, punk!
 * You won't catch me, fool!
 * Hey, this could get very ugly in a minute!
 * You're really pissing me off!
 * Keep on with this shit, you'll be sorry!
 * You think you're hard, officer!
 * You can't stop me, too!
 * You get on my nerves!

Car-jacking

 * Welcome to San Andreas, fool.
 * Remember, heroes get killed.
 * Partner, this is straight jacking!
 * Shit fool, you just got jacked!
 * Let me drive for you.
 * Give me this fucking car!
 * Would you want to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide?
 * I'm having that!
 * It's a robbery, don't make it a murder!
 * Out now!
 * Ain't this what they mean by "carpool"?
 * I need that shit you driving!
 * What'd you expect? It's America.
 * Don't make me freak on you!
 * You gonna have to walk now, sucker!
 * I realize this ain't cool but forgive me.
 * I'm having this!
 * Hey forgive me, I don't know no better.
 * Grove Street's having your car!
 * Hey act cool now, it's just a robbery.
 * Out, playa!
 * Gimme that fucking vehicle!
 * Hey, act cool and you still can live, playa.
 * You don't wanna die, do you?
 * I'm a loser, so hate me!
 * Get outta the ride!
 * This is car-jacking, playa!
 * Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked!
 * Get out the car!
 * Get outta here punk!
 * I'm sorry I had difficult childhood!
 * Roll up outta here. NOW!
 * That's MINE!
 * Be cool, it's just a jacking.
 * Gimme your whip fool!
 * You could run, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh?
 * Don't blame me; blame society.
 * C'mon tough guy, I need your car! (when he's fat)
 * It's a just a little robbery...
 * Don't sweat it. It's just a jacking.
 * Get out, playa!
 * Fat man needs your car. (when he's fat)
 * Come on buddy, get out of the car!
 * Fat Carl wants your ride, peewee! (when he's fat)
 * I'm afraid the fat man needs your car. (when he's fat)
 * Now act cool. Run away! (when he's fat)
 * I'm fat, but I ain't useless. (when he's fat)
 * Caught slipping again!
 * Hey, get out the car gangster.
 * Heroes get popped, move!
 * Blame society man!
 * Get out the vehicle!
 * Fuck around and I'll murder you, punk!
 * Police! Get out of the car! (cop uniform)
 * I'm investigating a murder and I need your car, honest! (cop uniform)
 * I need this, police business! (cop uniform)
 * Come on lady, I'm an undercover! I need your car! (cop uniform)
 * Come on, get outta there!
 * You've been slipping again, huh?
 * Get out of the car, bitch!
 * Let's move on.
 * Go on fool, out!
 * Don't make me shoot you homie!
 * I need that vehicle!
 * OUT!
 * Come on, you need to exercise more!
 * Excuse me, sir!
 * I need your car homie!
 * Come on, get out the car.
 * Play cool and you're gonna be fine.
 * I need the wheels, amigo.
 * I'm harder than you. Don't make me prove it! (when he's fat)
 * Don't sweat it. It's just a car.
 * I don't do nothing but rob fools like you!
 * Hey, I'm sorry!
 * Can I borrow your car, sir?
 * You ain't been hurt yet, so be cool!
 * Ohh, you got car-slipping again!
 * Get the vehicle up, now!
 * I'm having this car!
 * Hey, I'm just a street criminal, what can I say?!
 * Hey, I'll take that!
 * I'm jacking your sorry ass, punk!
 * What can I say? I'm a bad man!
 * You got the car of my dreams!
 * Hey, it's just a car man!
 * I know this seems bad, but it could've been worse!
 * Homie, this is straight jacking!
 * Make a fool happy!
 * I'm jacking your sorry-ass car!
 * I need this, I'm sorry!
 * Now run or you'll get hurt!
 * Chill, I'm just taking your car!
 * I'm liberating your car, fool!
 * Get out, punk!
 * It's only a car crime, fool.
 * My bad, homie!
 * You got carjacked, fool!
 * We both still cool, so run away!
 * You've been robbed, but you still breathing!
 * Give me that!
 * I'mma need to borrow your whip, man!
 * America's a cold place, baby!
 * I'll take that.
 * Come on, partner!
 * This is straight jacking!
 * Now you can buy a new one!
 * Out of the motherfucking whip, bitch!
 * You gettin' jacked!
 * Dude, give me that ride!
 * I know jacking a bitch ain't cool, but I need this whip!
 * Out, fool!
 * Out the car, homie!
 * Don't take this the wrong way.
 * Yeah, you got jacked, but you still breathing. Get on!
 * You don't look like you need this!
 * I know I ain't exactly a gentleman! (when the victim's a woman)
 * I'm having your ride, dear!
 * Hey, I'm ashamed of myself, already!
 * My need is greater than yours, pal!
 * Out now! (when he's rich)
 * This nothing personal, I'm just a criminal!
 * C'mon lady! I need the car! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Mess with me, and I'll put you in the ground! (when he's fat)
 * You got grappled, not capped. Keep it like that! (when he's fat)
 * I like opening doors for ladies. Get out! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Lady, I'm very sorry about this! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Give me that ride, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Hey, I'm always told to help a lady out of the car! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Forgive me, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Lady, this is nothing personal. Keep it that way! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Out, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Come on, lady, get lost! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Move! A gorgeous lady like you need a better car than this! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Don't look at me bitch, get out! (when the victim's a woman)
 * I need your ride, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
 * I know you're a woman but I'm desperate! (when the victim's a woman)
 * I need that car, lady! (when the victim's a woman)
 * Forgive me but this is urgent!
 * Come on, I'm in a hurry!
 * Hey, it's just a jacking, so be cool! (when he's fat)
 * I'm too fat to walk anymore, punk! (when he's fat)
 * Don't let your ego get in the way of your survival! (when he's fat)
 * Don't make me kick your head in! (when he's fat)
 * Lady, I'm sorry I'm fat and lazy. (when he's fat)
 * I know this doesn't help, but my family is messed up. (when he's fat)
 * I need you whip, fool. (when he's fat)
 * Hey man, it's just a car. (when he's fat)
 * Relax, lady! Your insurance will pay, and you ain't hurt! (when he's fat)
 * It's an ugly car anyway!
 * Get out, playa!
 * I need that vehicle!

Stealing a bike

 * Gimme that fucking bike!
 * Damn, you fell off?
 * Gravity's a bitch, huh?
 * Ain't that a shame; you've been knocked out the game!
 * You ain't gonna cry now are you?
 * Off the bike!
 * I'm having that bike!
 * Go fuck yourself!
 * What? You expecting an apology?
 * The bike! NOW!
 * Sorry, I'm a criminal.
 * You got bike-jacked, fool!
 * Get off that bike!
 * I'm into jacking gang, baby!
 * Now don't make this get really ugly.
 * You just got jacked!
 * I'm a bike thief, idiot!
 * OFF!
 * Don't mind me!
 * Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike.
 * You want a beating as well?
 * Gimme that bike!
 * Now run or die, punk!
 * Oops! Sorry about that.
 * Don't make this worse for yourself!
 * I'mma have to borrow this bike!
 * I want your bike!
 * I need your bike!
 * It's nothing personal, I'm just a criminal!
 * Sorry, but you're getting jacked!
 * I'm having this bike!
 * Shut up and get outta here! (when he's rich)
 * You don't wanna die, do you?
 * GET yo' ass outta here.
 * Hey, I need that bike!
 * At least you got jacked by a pro!
 * It's a tough neighborhood!
 * Give me that!
 * Off the damn bike, fool!
 * Get the fuck outta here!
 * I need to borrow this bike bitch!
 * Aw, what's wrong?
 * Didn't somebody tell you bikes are dangerous?
 * You okay? ...I hope not!
 * Aww, you fell of your bike!
 * Sorry about that. Now fuck off!
 * Give me that bike and fuck off!
 * Give me this, bitch!
 * You just lost your bike!
 * You wanna get FLATTENED!? (when he's fat)
 * Gimme that bike, peewee! (when he's fat)
 * At least I didn't break your neck! (when he's rich)
 * Ooh, that look painful!
 * YOU DON'T NEED THIS BIKE!

Crashing into another vehicle

 * Did you buy your license?
 * Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh?
 * My car!
 * Ah, well done!
 * What kind of license you got?! A fishing license?!
 * Whats your poison: grin or gin?
 * You one serious fool!
 * Ah, for fuck's sake!
 * You buster!
 * Thank you, you moron!
 * My car! My fucking car!
 * You have a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that!
 * I might be dressed okay, but I can still mess you up for that!
 * Your mama must be proud of your driving, fool!
 * You're out of your mind!
 * Fuck, you hit me!
 * Shit!
 * Damn! My whip!
 * Did you steal your license?!
 * You hit me! I'mma hit you back!
 * Idiot!
 * Homie, I ain't enjoying this, neither would you!
 * What in fuck's name are you doing?!
 * My ride! Fool!
 * Ah man, you went smashing up my whip!
 * Ahhh, screw you!
 * Look where you going!
 * What you been drinking?!
 * How you allowed to drive if you blind?!
 * Ah! What you doing my wheels?
 * Oh, you asshole! My shit!
 * Can anybody in this state drive?!
 * You even got a license, huh!?
 * Oh homie, you're fucked up now!
 * You've been drinking brake fluid!
 * I ain't got time for this shit!
 * Real slick, homie!
 * You spend too long in the sun, moron!
 * Ahhh G!
 * I've seen some idiots in my time, but you're special!
 * You a comedian asshole?!
 * Ohh, shit!
 * You hit my car, dumbass!
 * Ah, this ain't exactly funny!
 * You better apologize before I get out and hit you!
 * You think that's funny?
 * You laughing, bitch?!
 * I ain't laughing, asshole!
 * What you on, fool?!
 * You're a complete fucking moron!
 * Buster!
 * Fantastic! You hit me!
 * Argh, I might get ugly on your ass, playa!
 * You're fucking with a psycho, bitch!
 * Ah, thanks! I really needed you to drive into me!
 * Well done. Brilliant driving!
 * Motherfucking bitch!
 * Asshole!
 * My whip, asshole!
 * Don't hit me again!
 * Come on, asshole!
 * Homie, you tryna fuck with me!?
 * Ahh, you really trying my patience, man!
 * You better be drunk!
 * Motherfucker!
 * You want me to smash you now?
 * Thanks dude. Thanks a lot!
 * You hit me!
 * My whip!
 * I'm straight mad now, fool!
 * You know what I did to get this ride, homie!?
 * I can't believe you hit me!
 * Who let you out of the mental home?
 * Ahh, my whip!
 * Are you mentally fit to drive?!
 * You better wake up in there!
 * Ah, man, thanks for that!
 * Fuck you, man!
 * You better stop treating me like a bitch, bitch!
 * I'm really losing my shit now!
 * You hit me fool!
 * Who let you drive!?
 * You fool!
 * Fool!
 * You fucked my car up!
 * Do I sound like I'm laughing, asshole?!
 * What are you doing?!
 * Don't hit my ride again, punk!
 * Thanks!
 * You ruined my look, friend!
 * My wheels, fool!
 * I'm not in the mood for your bullshit!
 * What's your problem?
 * You wrecked my shit!
 * I can't believe this shit!
 * Motherfucker!
 * You punk-ass bitch!
 * Punk-ass bitch motherfucker!
 * Damn!
 * You chump! You hit me!
 * How did you not see my car!?
 * What you want, fool?!
 * You mark!
 * Look out!
 * Ooh, I owe you one now, homie!
 * You're in bad luck! I'm in a shitty mood!
 * Get off the road!
 * You hit me, you fool!
 * Thanks man! I appreciate that!
 * I appreciate that. Thanks.
 * Are you a professional moron? Or just a gifted amateur?
 * Aw, I wanna immigrate from here!
 * I'll break your neck for that!
 * Man, we're gonna have some words about that!
 * I'll smash you up for that!
 * I'm gonna need you to apologize, bitch!
 * What wonderful driving!
 * Who let you out of the hospital!?
 * You wanna fight, asshole?
 * You smashed my car, fool!
 * You hit me, asshole!
 * You hit me, punk!
 * Thanks homie!
 * Ah man, how did you not see me!?
 * Come on, asshole!
 * Ah, fuck you too!
 * Aw, man!
 * Somebody gonna be mad at you for screwing up their ride.
 * You out your mind, moron?!
 * You trying to ruin my day, asshole?!
 * Get out the way!
 * My ride!
 * Hey!

Falling from a building or airplane

 * Oh shit!
 * Damn!
 * What the fuck!
 * Bullshit!
 * I don't need this shit!
 * Oh motherfucker!
 * I hate gravity!
 * Shit, damn!
 * Aaaah!
 * Oh fuck, shit!
 * Noooo!
 * Aw hell naw!
 * Oh no!
 * Aaaah, no!

Being car-jacked

 * Get those dirty hands off me! (when he's rich)
 * I need to exercise anyway. (when he's fat)
 * How the fuck can you pull me around? (when he's fat)
 * Oh man, I hate walking! (when he's fat)
 * You ain't having my ride! (when he's fat)
 * You want a party, bitch!? (when he's rich)
 * Nobody jacks big CJ! (when he's fat)
 * You can't just car jack the fat man...! (when he's fat)
 * Hands off, you little bastard! (when he's fat)
 * Unhand my blubber, asshole! (when he's fat)
 * Oh man, I can't walk for shit! (when he's fat)
 * I do the jacking, I don't get jacked!
 * I might look rich, but I ain't some fool! (when he's rich)
 * Asshole!
 * I invented that, motherfucker!
 * Fool!
 * Not me, you dumb!
 * You're dead, motherfucker!
 * Ah man, you're fucked up! (when he's rich)
 * Ahh, you're such an asshole!
 * It's on now, fool!
 * Your life just took a very wrong turn.
 * Hands off, punk!
 * I like your style, heh, and you're gonna like mine when you see it.
 * Hey!
 * Not this crap again.
 * Think you hard, huh, playa!? (when he's rich)
 * No you don't!
 * Ahh, very funny!
 * You piece of shit!
 * Bitch!
 * NOT MY RIDE, PLAYA! (when he's rich)
 * Oh, you think this is funny?
 * GSF ain't your bitch!
 * Unhand me, bitch!
 * I need this car, man. I can hardly walk! (when he's fat)
 * You ain't get away with this, fool!
 * Not this car!
 * Nobody does that to Grove Street!
 * You're about to get dealt with!
 * You can't jack me!
 * Aw, what's wrong with this place?!
 * Hey, you fool!
 * What am I? Your step child!?
 * I ain't your buster!
 * Ah, come on man, that ain't cool!
 * Hey, fuck off, now!
 * I ain't your bitch!
 * You moron!
 * You can't jack a Grove Street!
 * My car, fool!
 * No you fucking don't!
 * You gonna regret that!
 * Oh, man!
 * HEY!
 * You gonna be put on the ground!
 * Hey, get off!
 * Okay! We got a problem here, playa! (when he's rich)
 * A fool like you can't jack me!
 * I've seen your face, sucker!
 * I guess I deserved this.
 * You dumb hog motherfucker!
 * NOT THIS RIDE, PLAYA! (when he's rich)
 * Hey, fuck off!
 * Get that back, now!
 * I ain't in the mood for this shit.
 * I need this car!
 * Get off me!
 * You should've killed me!
 * Incredible. A jacking with a deathwish!
 * Ohh, think you can jack a playa, huh? (when he's rich)
 * You gonna get messed up for that!
 * No one jacks me!
 * I can't believe you just did that!
 * You asshole trick!
 * Nobody jacks big daddy! (when he's fat)
 * You little asshole! Pick on somebody thinner! (when he's fat)
 * You!? Carjacking me!? (when he's fat)
 * Who you think you messing with!?
 * I ain't feeling this shit! (when he's fat)
 * I'm too fat for this shit! (when he's fat)
 * You little punk! (when he's fat)
 * I don't wanna be another crime statistic!
 * You motherfuck!
 * Ahh, where the police when you need them?
 * No no no!
 * Get your lil punk-ass off me!
 * Just because I look fine, I ain't a bitch! (when he's rich)
 * You callin' me a buster, punk!?
 * Hey, I invented that, fool!
 * Don't rip the clothes, dude! (when he's rich)
 * You're about to get whacked, playa!
 * What the fuck are you doing!?
 * Get off me, partner!
 * Ah man, you picked the wrong man to jack!
 * I do the jacking around here, bitch!
 * Nobody jacks me, playa!
 * Not now!
 * You wanna get murdered, huh!?
 * You think I'm a mark, mark!?
 * Man, what you jack a Grove Street for?
 * Do I look like a punk to you?
 * Ah, real smart! Carjacking a psychopath!
 * You gonna get slapped, fool!
 * You got heart. No brain, though!
 * Who do you think you're jacking, moron?!
 * Oh playa, you picked the wrong one to jack!
 * You shouldn't done that!
 * Fucking chump, get off me!
 * Not this playa, partner! (when he's rich)
 * What you think this is, bitch?!
 * You gonna regret that, dude. (when he's rich)
 * That's a decent technique, bitch! But mine's better.
 * Ah, man! You gotta be out your mind!
 * Ahh, you just fucked up big time.
 * You ain't having this whip, fool!
 * Wrong option, pal!
 * Get your fucking hands off!
 * Get off my car!
 * Nobody jacks CJ!
 * Fuck you!
 * Get your hands off me, buster!
 * I'll kill you, you fuck!
 * Get off me, mark!
 * I ain't got time for this bullshit!
 * You moron!
 * You punk!
 * I hope you do drugs, cause otherwise you're real dumb!
 * No, you don't!
 * You ain't getting my ride that easy, fool!
 * Oh homeboy, I've had enough for this! (when he's rich)
 * Do you know who I am, fool?!
 * You can't jack me!
 * Yeah, I appreciate that!
 * What you think I am, huh!?
 * Baby, you shouldn't done that! (when he's rich)
 * Ah, you obviously don't know who I am!
 * Oh, tough guy, huh?
 * I must be slippin', get jacked by a buster like you!
 * Do you know who I am!?
 * What you think you're doing?
 * We both know you're gonna regret this!

Fighting

 * Make it easy on yourself and run away!
 * Come on! Fight then!
 * Come on! Punch!
 * This gonna be easy bitch!
 * Oh, you real hard huh?
 * I warn you, I don't give a fuck!
 * You got scraps huh?
 * You got scraps huh bitch?
 * You think you tough?
 * Do you know who your fucking with?
 * Head up, you and me!
 * You're fucking with Carl Johnson! (when he has a 2-3 star wanted level)
 * You know who you up against?
 * You know who you messing with?
 * It's your funeral asshole!
 * You bitch!
 * You should back down and run away!
 * It's my constitutional right, bitch!
 * You little punk!
 * Run away fool!
 * You gonna back down soon?
 * Run away bitch!
 * Hey, even my brother had already called me a buster!
 * Come on! Show me what you got!
 * Toe to Toe fool!
 * Come on asshole, then fight!
 * You just a bitch!
 * You dead motherfucker!
 * Come on, fool, run away.
 * Nobody punches CJ!
 * I'm your worst nightmare fool, so give up!
 * You think you can take me on, you punk?
 * Give up, homeboy.
 * Let's do it, come on!
 * Hey, I'm a positive role model!
 * Oh, you think your hard?
 * Don't hit me, I might cry.
 * Okay, just try not to hurt me!
 * Marquess of Queensberry rules only, baby.
 * You calling CJ a bitch?
 * You in a whole lot of trouble tough guy.
 * Go on, run away homie.
 * Let's go bitch.
 * Trust me, I don't give a shit.
 * Hit me then, homeboy.
 * You're fucking with a maniac!
 * Let's do it, come on.
 * It's on now!
 * Run away, save yourself!
 * I'm a man of peace, baby!
 * I'm trying to be a good person!
 * You punk-ass bitch! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * I ain't your bitch! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * What you think this is, bitch?! (when he has a 4-6 star wanted level)
 * I'm a well dressed maniac, fool! (when he's rich)
 * I ain't just some bitch you can slap about! (when he's rich)
 * It's on now, you and me! (when he's rich)
 * I may look good but I'm a maniac! (when he's rich)
 * I'm rich and fucking crazy! (when he's rich)
 * Just don't ruin my clothes! (when he's rich)
 * I wear nice clothes but I'm a killer! (when he's rich)
 * I'm well dressed but I still ain't a bitch! (when he's rich)

When he's fat

 * I ain't a fat bitch, bitch!
 * I'mma eat you, fool!
 * You can't take CJ out!
 * You lil bitch!
 * I'm gonna flatten you, fucker!
 * I'm big but I ain't slow!
 * You got a problem with the big man, huh!?
 * C'mon, fool, c'mon!
 * I'll put you to sleep, punk!
 * Who you callin' a fat slob?
 * I'mma put you to sleep, punk!
 * You got a problem with the big man, huh!
 * I ain't just a fat slob, asshole!
 * CJ, remember that name!
 * You think you can deal with the fat man, huh!?
 * I got weight on my side.
 * Let's go!
 * Stand still!
 * Hey, it's muscle under this fat, punk!
 * I'd rather do a drive-thru than a drive-by!

When he's robust

 * I'm gangsta.
 * I'm showstopper!
 * I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'.
 * I'm big and fast.
 * Who you callin' a bendico?
 * You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh!
 * I ain't takin' this shit fool!
 * I got muscle on my side.
 * Yo ass is a waste of time, fool!

Killing pedestrians

 * Welcome to America!
 * Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face!
 * I'm a punk? Am I?
 * Welcome to San Andreas!
 * I don't give a fuck!
 * I'm a lunatic, fool!
 * I'm a well dressed maniac, fool!
 * Just don't mess up my outfit!
 * Bitches!
 * Welcome to Ganton, fool!
 * Bang, bang, bang!
 * Asshole!
 * You should of stayed at home.
 * You tricks!
 * Punk ass bitches!
 * You mark!
 * G.S.F. for life!
 * Screw you, asshole!
 * You should have stayed the fuck out of my way!
 * Aw not everybody having a good time huh!
 * Screw you!
 * Do I look like a dumb fool!
 * You think I'm a fool huh!
 * It's on now fool!
 * CJ and I don't give a fuck!
 * You want to fuck with me huh!
 * It's on!
 * Fuck you!
 * You really wanted this huh!
 * CJ you remember that!
 * You buster!wh
 * Who'd you think you fucking with!
 * You think I'm a punk huh!
 * Nobody fucks with CJ!
 * You wanna get dumped on huh!
 * You dickhead!
 * You wanna do this!
 * You wanna fuck with me!
 * Who you think I am fool!
 * Yeah fool!
 * I wonder why I left this place!
 * You wanna get bucked on huh!

Picking up money

 * Guess you won't be needing this now.
 * This should help keep my belly full. (when he's fat)
 * Lunch money. (when he's fat)
 * I should spend this on a good meal. (when he's fat)
 * You got anything else? (when he's fat)
 * Gimme that Grip!
 * Aww you so kind.
 * Ah, look at all these papers!
 * That's very kind of you.
 * Thanks, bitch!
 * Next time you should put it in the bank!
 * I'll never turn down paper.
 * I need this more than you, I think.
 * You've got a problem, fool!
 * Is that all you got?! Cheap fool!
 * Give me them dollars!
 * Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal.
 * I'll take that paper.
 * That's going in my retirement fund!
 * Is this for me?
 * Gimme those chips!
 * I need that!
 * Yeah, them my ducats now.
 * This ain't too classy.
 * I like to share too, thank you.
 * You don't need it, now.
 * That's cool.
 * That's my cash now, fool!
 * Now don't move!
 * Just a little money for CJ!
 * Hey, pay a nigga!
 * Send 'em ducats over here!
 * Ah, you don't need it no more, huh!?
 * With a mean bastard like you around here, crime really don't pay.
 * Hey, gimme that paper!
 * Hey, I'll have that now.
 * Thanks!
 * I guess it's true, you can't take it with you.
 * Ah, thanks!
 * Y'all don't need this no more!
 * Can I have this?
 * You don't need it now.
 * This the best you got?
 * Life's a bitch, huh?
 * You don't need it no more, huh?
 * Oh, you're too kind.
 * It's going to a good cause. Me.
 * Give me that!
 * Gimme them ducats!
 * That's GSF tax, fool.
 * Share share like!

When the police are crashing into him

 * I'm not laughing, cop asshole!
 * You're fucking me off!

...apparel

 * These clothes? Yeah, they're tight.
 * Just some old kicks baby.
 * Straight. Good looking.
 * Thank you. I love these shoes, you know?
 * Fo' sho, thanks.
 * Yeah, they gangster ain't they?
 * This how Grove street kick it.
 * Thanks gangster.
 * I'm glad you like it.
 * They ain't nothing.
 * I know these shoes are tight, huh?
 * I'm dressed, but I'm still a G.
 * Yeah, real nice, ain't they?
 * Cool, I appreciate that.
 * Yeah, these shoes are alright.
 * Yeah cool, I take care of my feet, you know?
 * Alright. Straight gangster. Know what I'm saying?
 * My G'ed up apparel? Yeah, straight.
 * Whatch you expect, huh?

...tattoos

 * That's why I had them hit up on me.
 * Pure gangster, homie.
 * They just tat's fool. But I got the heart to back them up.
 * Yeah pretty gangster ain't they.
 * Yeah i hear you, cool.
 * The tattoos? You like it? Cool.
 * I know I love this work.
 * The ink? It's a'ight, I know.
 * The tattoo? You like it? Cool.

...haircut

 * The fade? It's straight gangster.
 * My cut? You real kind.
 * This cut? Awe thanks.
 * Awe, thanks G.
 * Yeah, good lookin'.

...muscles

 * Thanks, I've been lifting a lot of weights.
 * Yeah, I've been lifting a lot, you know.
 * I lift weights because I find life empty.
 * Yeah. Cool. Fo' sho. Thank you.
 * Yeah, I lift weights cuz I'm all empty inside.
 * Awe, thanks.
 * Straight.
 * Yeah, I've been working out.
 * Yeah, I've been down to gym a lot.
 * Yeah, I've been wasting my life down the gym.

...hygiene

 * Yeah, I've just takin' up washing, G.
 * My smell? Cool.
 * Yeah, my cologne is tight.
 * My cologne, cool? Thank you.

...car

 * My wheels? Yeah its pretty nice.
 * My car? Thanks.

Negative remark to an NPC after they've criticized his looks

 * Won't you shut your bitch mouth, punk!
 * Won't you fuck off, punk!
 * Go tell daddy, bitch!
 * Yeah, and you just a punk ass bitch.
 * ...And you're a fool, so we straight!
 * My God, you're one ugly bitch!
 * Do me a favor, go jump under a train!
 * Go bounce on your daddy's knee, bitch.
 * What are you, a trick or a ho?
 * Lady, please! Go somewhere out of my sight!
 * Yeah, but you're dating a ho, trick!
 * Yeah? But I ain't never seen a talking horse before!
 * At least kids don't cry when they see my face, bitch!
 * What you doing walking around without a bag on your face!?
 * Put on some make up, lady. A LOT of make up!
 * Hey, somebody lost the dog?
 * You ain't exactly slick, fool.
 * Where your pimp, bitch?!
 * I had a dog once that looked a lot like you.
 * You're an ugly dude.
 * And I don't wanna be like you, ugly and a punk.
 * You're terrifying the children!
 * Yeah, you're stupid and ugly, bitch!
 * Yeah, at least my women don't look like no pig.
 * At least I look like the right gender, bitch!
 * You're scaring the kids!
 * Heh, look at you. Real playa, huh?
 * Lady, you should wear a bag over your head!
 * Wow, a camel that speaks!
 * No wonder you ain't got no man, bitch!
 * Your parents must be ashamed of you, fool!
 * You're disgrace, fool!
 * You know what? Fuck you.
 * You should wear a bag on your face!
 * You're ruining the neighborhood! Get out of here!
 * You gotta start looking after yourself better!
 * No wonder you're all alone, bitch!
 * You pathetic, bitch.
 * Yeah? But you look like an asshole so we even.
 * Ain't you got a hole to stick your head in?
 * No wonder you're sad and lonely, woman.
 * Yeah? And you're one ugly bitch.
 * Hey, it's a zombie running about!
 * Go crawl back under a rock!
 * Wow, I just seen for myself ugliest woman in the world!
 * Wow, horse that walks on two legs! (when he's fat)
 * Shouldn't be you're on all fours? (when he's fat)
 * Get some self-respect, woman!
 * You're lame, little peewee! (when he's fat)
 * Whatever you say, you sad bitch. (when he's fat)
 * You're an eyesore, woman!
 * Heh, you ain't exactly a playa.
 * Shut up, you annoying asshole. (when he's fat)
 * Look at you, little asshole. (when he's fat)
 * You pathetic. Look at you!
 * You should eat more, fool. (when he's fat)
 * Shut your mouth and bang your mama. (when he's fat)
 * Little peewee fool! (when he's fat)
 * Hey, I eat fools like you. (when he's fat)
 * Hey little man, go be little someplace else! (when he's fat)
 * Yeah? I bet you still wet the bet. (when he's fat)
 * Ah, shut up, ugly bitch! (when he's fat)
 * And you're a very ugly lady! (when he's fat)
 * Yeah? Well, you're repulsive. (when he's fat)
 * You're incredible! ...Incredibly boring.
 * Well why don't you go and join the line to bang your mama!
 * Whatever, bitch!
 * Lady, you crapping my style with your ugly face!
 * Get lost lady, you got a few problems of your own!
 * Get out of here, bitch!
 * I ain't interested in your shit, bitch!
 * That's amazing, a talking dog!
 * Come here and say that, bitch!
 * You talk well for somebody who's inbred!
 * Shouldn't you wear a bell around your neck!?
 * Give me some space, buster.
 * Hey, I've seen harder-looking puddings than you!
 * Yeah, you're ugly, but your personality is even worse!
 * Mind your own fucking business, lady!
 * Yeah, and your face needs plastic surgery, bitch!
 * Ugly bitch!
 * Move on, bitch!
 * Leave me the hell alone... bitch!
 * You chump, look at you!
 * Shut your mouth, punk!
 * Look at you, you're awful!
 * Shut up, little bitch.
 * You're an embarrassment, fool.
 * You just a bitch!
 * Like I give a fuck about what you think!
 * Fuck you, buster!
 * Yeah, me!? Look at you, pathetic bitch!
 * Who the fuck you think you're talking to, bitch!?
 * Fuck you, punk-ass bitch!
 * Screw you, asshole!
 * And you're such a nice woman, bitch!
 * I know a plastic surgeon can help your ugly ass!
 * Get your ugly ass outta here!

Accepting a prostitute visit

 * Moms, I'm so sorry about this.
 * I thought you never asked!
 * You read my mind, lady. Get in!
 * Okay then, I like to party.
 * You don't have no VD do you bitch?
 * Sure baby, I like to party!
 * Okay then, I'm gonna show you a good time.
 * Oh, for sure, get in!
 * Sure, I like to party, why not?
 * Hey, as long as you're clean, I'm down.
 * Yeah, I'd like a good time...

Rejecting a prostitute visit

 * No thanks, I'm clean. I wanna keep it like that.
 * Hey, a man's got a need, but I ain't that desperate!
 * No thanks, I'm just gonna get another broken heart.
 * You ain't my type. See, I like woman.
 * No way.
 * N-O! Now, can you spell?
 * Look at me, look at you. No!
 * Hey, I don't need to pay for a friendship.
 * I ain't into animals, lady!
 * Oh please, on another planet, girl.
 * You can't afford me, girl!
 * Me, pay you? Get the fuck outta here.
 * You and me? No way.
 * No way, ho.
 * HELL NAW!
 * You ain't quite my style, lady.
 * I ain't into bestiality, woman.
 * No, I like clean woman.
 * Ah baby, I can do better than you. No offense.
 * You gotta be kidding me!
 * Get the fuck outta here!
 * Hey, I'mma tryna cleaning my act up, lady.
 * I ain't into animals, lady!
 * Hey, I'll pay you to get lost. How's that?
 * N-O.

Recruiting gang members

 * They told me you was a buster, prove me wrong.
 * I'm gonna put in some work, you down?
 * You want to represent the set, homie?
 * Homie, let's go roll down on some bustas.
 * For the Grove dude, we're gonna put some work in.
 * C'mon dude, roll wit' me.
 * C'mon man, we're families.
 * C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg.
 * Let's roll homie, Families.
 * Families 4 Life homie, you down?
 * Prove you ain't no Balla or no buster homie.
 * You down bitch, or what?

Positively

 * Yeah that's right homie.
 * Yeah bitch, kiss my ass!
 * Yeah punk. Why?
 * Yeah punk ass bitch, for sure!
 * Yeah sucker.
 * Yeah now show me some respect bitch.
 * I am hell for you homie. Families.
 * Families, fool.
 * The original hood motherfucker, Orange Grove.
 * Orange Grove Street Families.
 * Families. Orange Grove Families.
 * OGS punk. Hear that?
 * You ain't got it yet? OGS bitch!
 * 4 Life, busta. 4 Life!
 * OGS in the house bitch.
 * OGS 4 Life bitch.
 * Orange Grove 4 Life, motherfucker.
 * The Grove, fool.
 * The Grove, perpetrator. What'cha gonna do about it!?
 * What's it to you, buster? The Grove.
 * I'm from the Grove, homeboy.

Negatively

 * No-uh.
 * No, sir.
 * Nah-uh. Nah.
 * Chill, homie. I ain't into this shit.
 * I ain't no gangbanger.

Winning at the casino

 * YES! I won!
 * Cee-Jayy!
 * Show me some money!
 * Look at me now!
 * We shutting down Cluckin' Bells, tonight! (when he's fat)
 * Look at me and weep, assholes. I won. (when he's fat)
 * Look at me and weep! (when he's fat)
 * I win!
 * What a surprise, I won again. (when he's fat)
 * Look at that, I won!
 * Oh yeah!
 * Give me some money!
 * Ain't no stopping me now, suckers! (when he's rich)
 * No stopping the playa! (when he's rich)
 * Hell yeah!
 * Look at that!
 * CJ on fire! (when he's fat)
 * Yeah, I can't wait to celebrate with a meal. (when he's fat)
 * Big daddy wins again! (when he's fat)
 * Look at that, I won!
 * Carl Johnson, remember that.
 * Pay the big man! (when he's fat)
 * Now I can have a good meal! (when he's fat)
 * My arteries are thick as my wallet, now! (when he's fat)
 * Pay the gangsta!
 * What's up, me!? I'm up!

Losing at the casino

 * Fuck you and your casino!
 * Well, look at that.
 * Y'all cheating!
 * Give a playa a break!
 * What is this shit!?
 * You're cheating! I know it!
 * That's completely utter bullshit.
 * What the fuck?
 * Damn!
 * I can't believe this, man!
 * Damn you! (when he's fat)
 * Come on, give me a break! (when he's rich)
 * Oh shit, I lost. (when he's rich)
 * Ohh shit, look at that! (when he's rich)
 * This straight bullshit! (when he's rich)
 * Hey, I'm a playa, not a paya! (when he's rich)
 * Look at this bullshit!
 * That's straight bullshit!
 * Argh, look at that shit! (when he's fat)
 * I'm so upset I gotta eat. (when he's fat)
 * Oh shit, my breakfast money! (when he's fat)
 * Oh damn, I lost my waffle money. (when he's fat)
 * I can't believe that, I'mma have to eat to commiserate. (when he's fat)

Singing

 * Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane!
 * Girl you dropped a bomb on me!
 * Express yourself! Because I'm from Grove Street!
 * Never gonna get it, never gonna get it, beyatch!
 * Young hearts be free tonigh...! Aww, what was it...
 * Rollercoaster...! Wahoo hoo hoo!
 * Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay...
 * Two loc'ed out niggas going crazy...
 * Move your body, move your body...
 * Take your time and let me love you good...

Los Santos Police

 * Nobody touches my mother. Not even my daddy.
 * Nah, I prefer half and half to skimmed milk.
 * Tell my wife I banged her sister.
 * My squad car!
 * I'm getting old here!
 * I'm gonna fart if you don't move!
 * You dick!
 * You psychotic dick!
 * I told him "Chill out", then I broke his arm.
 * I'll take of this! Take care of my fish!
 * LSPD, freeze!
 * We should get bigger guns with bigger bullets!
 * Police! Move!
 * This is the police! Move!
 * Nowhere to run ass-dick!
 * LSPD! Stop!
 * You! Stop!
 * Don't move! Do not move!
 * Come on, move!
 * LSPD! STOP!
 * You won’t run out on me son!
 * He's getting away!
 * Sarge, I said "I won't do it" and I got promoted.
 * I can't believe you hit my car!
 * You blind shitbag!
 * Ah, my squad car!
 * Awww, no...
 * Duck! Get your heads down!
 * Come on! Fight! Fight!
 * I'm going in, I got a score to settle!
 * Let me at the bastard!
 * I'll get him, it'll be therapeutic.
 * Hey, I've been sober for over a year!
 * This guy's jerked me around for the LAST time.
 * Target the bastard!
 * You're busted, buddy!
 * Come on pal! I got a wife and kids!
 * Eat shit!
 * You piss-stain! Stop!
 * Give up bud! Stop!
 * I got a clear shot on him!
 * LSPD! Get out of the way!
 * Move! I'm a damn cop!
 * I’ve got the homeboy in my sight!
 * My dad was a cop.
 * I won't shower at the stationhouse.
 * I'm gonna give you the nightstick for that!
 * That psycho's shooting at us!
 * Might as well draw bull’s-eye on your head boy !
 * I'm gonna put you in a hospital pal!
 * I'm just doing my job pal.
 * Kill this asshole!
 * Stop with the running, pal!
 * You're mine, pal!
 * Stop running you girl!
 * Look at me pal; you're dead.
 * You happy now, son?
 * All right, all right you're coming with me!
 * You're gonna shut up now asshole?
 * You think you're smart, huh?
 * Leave me alone!
 * Don't make it harder than you have to stupid!
 * Send reinforcements!
 * Let's end your family tree right now!
 * I ain't going solo with this maniac!
 * Should've come quietly!
 * You think you're a tough homie, huh?
 * OK, I got you!
 * You know your rights.
 * You know the routine!
 * Oh, you're one of them gangbangers huh?
 * One move and i'll cap you right here!
 * Stay down, asshole!
 * Can't just one guy let me arrest 'em peacefully?
 * Now freeze, you piece of shit!
 * Don't even think about it!
 * Don't move a muscle!
 * Don't make this any worse for yourself, asshole!
 * You! Stop it now!
 * You're mine, buddy, mine!
 * Don't annoy me again!
 * Another crackhead for the cells!
 * Careful now, you want PCP?
 * Give me any trouble, i'll shoot you in the head!
 * You wanna die?! You wanna die?!
 * Now freeze, you piece of shit!
 * You're not getting away, buddy!
 * I oughta bitch slap you!
 * HIT ME, GIRLIE!
 * LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! (While in shootouts)
 * Move and i'll murder you!
 * Move and i'll shoot!
 * Gotcha! Haha!
 * You're under arrest, shithead!
 * You have the right to remain silent, mister.
 * Tired of all you shitheads!
 * I think this is the start in the dry out period!
 * You still think that was a good idea?
 * Don't move!
 * You're coming with me!
 * I can kill you any time, I'm a cop!
 * Remember, I call a backup!
 * Come on, come on!
 * This is the LSPD, stop!
 * This guy's mine!
 * Hey, stop!
 * I'm gonna kick your ass!
 * I'd kick you if my pants weren't so tight!
 * Officer. I need a backup! (also cops say this quote, when CJ was seen in police impound garages)
 * You're mine now, kid!
 * End of the line, scumbag!
 * End of the road, kid!
 * I'm sick of doing this, i'm hungry!
 * You're under arrest!
 * Hands where I can see them!
 * Hold it right there!
 * You've gone too far this time, sonny!
 * Hold it!
 * Time to visit the big house!
 * Get out!
 * You got a problem with authority?
 * I've been training for this all morning!
 * Get your hands off me!
 * Oh yeah? You'll love jail, it's dry!
 * Look out!
 * Oh great, jail, another booze-free zone.
 * We all have the right to remain stupid.
 * Easy boy, don't give any attitude!
 * Don't worry, we all die at the end!
 * Yeah, life is a bitch and then we die!
 * Bring it on!
 * Why don't you guys stop reproducing?!
 * You don't wanna push me again!
 * Watch it buddy!
 * Okay, you know the drill!
 * You are under arrest!
 * Let's do this nice and easy, missy!
 * Let's get this over with!
 * Just let me arrest you.
 * Put them where I can see them!
 * Here we go again...
 * Okay kid, fun's over!
 * All right, spread them!

San Fierro Police

 * Watch where you going!
 * Sorry, my fault, entirely!
 * Did you hurt yourself?
 * Yeah, let’s connect!
 * Did your mother drop you as a child?
 * Hey, watch it!
 * Hey, I just polished these shoes!
 * When you see this badge, step the hell aside!
 * Police, out of my way!
 * Let’s see what you got, boy!
 * Take it like a man!
 * Bruise yourself for pain!
 * When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it!
 * Careful, I know how to use this stick!
 * Move it or loose it!
 * I’m gonna take you down!
 * First i'm gonna beat you up, then i’m gonna beat you off!
 * Do you wanna bump up? Come on; Show me what you’re hiding down there!
 * Stop, I can help with your anxiety!
 * Man to man, like nature intended!
 * Prepared for a beating!
 * You wanna bump up, huh?
 * I’m gonna violate your ass!
 * Come on, pal, one fist or two?
 * How can I help you? Please stop!
 * I’m actually a social worker in a uniform!
 * Let me help you, I’m a social worker!
 * I can help you crying out with my help!
 * Did your daddy kiss you?
 * Fighting is never the answer!
 * I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy!
 * No problem, i can wait!
 * Whenever you're ready!
 * Take your time, no rush!
 * Wait, bro!
 * Come on, we can get on the bottom with this!
 * Why you wanna hit me?
 * Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it!
 * The police are your friends!
 * I’m licensed by the state!
 * I'm a police officer, not a marathon runner!
 * I'm too young for this shit!
 * Hold it, I’m also a social worker!
 * Slow down!
 * Stop, you’re just troubled!
 * This is one fast bastard!
 * Didn’t your mommy love you?
 * Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue!
 * I feel your pain!
 * You have a death wish, punk?
 * Slow down!
 * I can make this look like a suicide, you know?
 * You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass!
 * You can’t escape!
 * This better not be a toy gun, cause i am shooting your ass!
 * Your hands go up, we don't shoot!
 * You ain’t losing me, asshole!
 * I’m dragging your ass to jail!
 * I’m right behind ya, buddy!
 * I’m going to terminate this chase at any cost.
 * I can cancel in your therapy on Thursday!
 * Get away, the cops are after you!
 * You're in my sights!
 * I never miss, asshole!
 * I never miss, twice!
 * Careful, I heard Five-O is in the house!
 * Carjacking is just a cry for help!
 * By running away, you diss me!
 * Therapy can turn you into a productive citizen!
 * Inside every criminal is a scared little child!
 * My wife puts up a better fight!
 * Slow down, damn it! I just ate!
 * Is something wrong? can I help?
 * Glad you're not wasting any gas in the car!
 * I love your not polluting escape method!
 * My nickname on the force is Clean Harry!
 * I'm sticking my pistol in your mouth!
 * I smell the fear of a criminal!
 * I’m on your ass, daisy!
 * Come on, let’s talk about this!
 * This badge does not break for no one!
 * What will shooting me solve?
 * Don't frighten him, come on we can help him!
 * Attacking authority figure, I like it!
 * You can’t escape!
 * Hey, that's public property!
 * Yeah crush that gas-guzzler, right on, smash that polluting vehicle!
 * Did your parents ever crash your toy car?
 * Smash the car, man, I hate America anyway!
 * Hey, that's a legitimate expression of frustration!
 * Those sneakers better not be from child labor!
 * You see me coming, don’t ya?
 * I’m on the edge, asshole!
 * Hey! I'll book you for resisting arrest!
 * You gotta be America's dumbest crook!
 * Not on my watch, buddy! Not on my watch!
 * You just crossed my thin blue line, asshole!
 * I’m gonna slap you good!
 * I got a good cellmate for you, he loves to cuddle!
 * Get your bitch and switch!
 * 10-15, prisoner in custody!
 * Drop your pants, honey!
 * Drop in the name of the law!
 * You like guys in uniform or something?
 * Wanna grab my pistol?
 * Let’s wrestle to submission!
 * Wrestle me, honey!
 * Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him!
 * You have the right to remain gorgeous!
 * Gotcha, honey!
 * I am taking you down, sugar!
 * You won't lose me, honeybunch!
 * You wanted to be caught!
 * You're going down, handsome!
 * Let me tell you my hourly therapy rate.
 * Whoo, check his weapon!
 * About time, you son of a bitch!
 * Don’t move a muscle!
 * I got you punk, stay down!
 * What are you doing?
 * You’re going downtown!
 * My ex-wife drives better than that!
 * What the hell are you doing?
 * You better pay a price for that!
 * Son-of-a-bitch!
 * Hey!
 * Tell me about your childhood.
 * I could read you your rights, but why bother?
 * Assume the position, honey!
 * Say hi to Virgil in cellblock D!
 * Let me see that smirk now, cowboy!
 * You have the right to remain silent!
 * You have the right to talk to a therapist!
 * We can work out therapy schedules later!
 * Thought you can get away with breaking the law?
 * I got you, son of a bitch!
 * You're going straight to the station, asshole!
 * We're gonna have so much fun with you at the station!
 * You know what I can do with my baton?
 * You were a handful!
 * Sucks you got caught, San Andreas prisons are a travesty!
 * Promise you'll call me if you feel suicidal!
 * Fight the power, comrade!
 * You're going down.
 * You weren't gonna get away!
 * Violence only breeds more violence!
 * Not so cocky now!
 * Take a rest, flyboy!
 * Did your parents fight a lot?
 * I'll bust you out at midnight, comrade!
 * This must be so hard for you!
 * Something's going right! For once...
 * You know your rights! Right?
 * At last I got you, you shit!
 * You got prison bitch written all over you!
 * You're busted, sucker!
 * Get down and stay down!
 * At least you didn't get away from me!
 * You're busted, asshole!
 * Well hot dog, I got him!

Las Venturas Police

 * Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait.
 * If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch!
 * If I don't survive, tell my wife she's a bitch.
 * You're under arrest asshole!
 * Fun's over, buddy!
 * You ain't so tough now, huh?
 * Pull the trigger pussy!
 * I serve my community by kicking ass!
 * YOU MOVE IN! I have kids!
 * There's no cameras around to catch this beating.
 * Wake up chickenshit!
 * Look at this lucky ass!
 * Move your vehicle!
 * Get out of the way!
 * You're gonna have to move!
 * Move, police!
 * 'scuse me!
 * MOVE!
 * Come on! Move!
 * Hey, this is official police business!
 * Hey!
 * You're wrong, I'm right. I'm the cop!
 * Go ahead; you don't have the balls!
 * You wanna play rough?
 * HEY! BEAT IT!
 * I got the visual on the suspect!
 * Some guy's fooling around with my wife.
 * She's a goddamn cheating wife.
 * Goodbye Angela!
 * The Venturas crime dog has a rabbit in sight!
 * My beautiful squad car!
 * That guy's trying to kill me!
 * He's trying to kill us!
 * Your head's gonna get busted for this!
 * Come on tough guy!
 * That's it buddy, you're dead!
 * Come on! There's cops everywhere!
 * GO!! GO!! We got this kid!
 * You think you could get away from me?!
 * Show's over buddy, give up!
 * You are surrounded! Give up!
 * You've been messing with the wrong cop!
 * Just try punk, just try it.
 * You're about to be in a world of pain, boy!
 * You little asshole!
 * I got a 11-54 in front of me!
 * One false twitch and you're a 99A!
 * You lose your glasses?
 * You see this badge?
 * Damn it! I need some help!
 * Great, now you're making me run?
 * You think I need some evidence?
 * I got a plan, cover me!
 * Ow! My coffee!
 * My car is signing your death warrant!
 * I'm a cop you asshole!
 * Cop killer!
 * Don't be a hero Martinez, stay down!
 * What the hell?!
 * 11-82 in progress!
 * You can't hit a police car!
 * Psycho at the wheel!
 * INCOMING!!
 * You think I'm the good guy? I'm the bad guy!
 * Nice work kid!
 * Eff you this is a police car!
 * San Fierro needs more guys like you.
 * Don't expect a reward, kid!
 * Hey! Look over there!
 * Hey! Look behind you!
 * MOVE IN!
 * What's this wise ass trying to do?
 * This little chase is making me angry!
 * We're all over like stink in shit!
 * Smile you son of a bitch!
 * You're MINE!
 * Don't move a goddamn muscle chump!
 * You're going down asshole!
 * You're gonna have a whole lotta fun inside, pal!
 * Hey, we're blocked in here!
 * YOU!! MOVE!
 * You're pushing your luck.
 * Have a look at your heart while it's still beating!
 * Get down, GET DOWN!
 * Feel like committing suicide by cop?
 * Gimme some help over here!
 * I don't believe this guy!
 * Eat the concrete, punk!
 * 10-15, prisoner in custody!
 * He's down!
 * AWWW!
 * Hey watch it!
 * I'm gonna enjoy this!
 * Don't lean on me, I lean on you.
 * OK, we'll settle this the hard way.
 * You looking for a attitude ajustment shitsmere?
 * I don't know anybody called Miranda!?
 * Let's settle this!
 * I'd wish I shot ya!
 * Just try it!
 * Just try punk, just try it!
 * Put the damn gun now son!
 * You won't get away from me!
 * You're trapped!
 * Looks like we got the last lap boy!
 * We're gonna blow your legs!
 * Time for a screen test, asslip!
 * Anything you say, you better talk!
 * This makes my whole day worthwhile.
 * You're gonna die!
 * You will regret that!
 * Where do you think you're going?
 * PIECE OF SHIT!
 * Damn it, shithead!
 * Suspect is under control!
 * Shithead!
 * This ain't a good day for you!
 * Thats it!!!
 * MOFO!
 * Nice try dickface!
 * Yeah, yeah!
 * Give it to me baby! Give it to me!
 * Choke on this asshole!
 * Never arrested a corpse before!
 * I oughta pop you right now!
 * Anymore of your bullshit and i'll blow you away!
 * Cuff and stuff this malabastard!
 * You could have been killed!
 * I'm immortal!
 * I spy with my little eye!
 * I'm in pursuit!
 * You're going down pal!
 * Mano a mano, you're surrounded!
 * Dog turd!
 * Don't move, Adam Henry!
 * Five arrests today and you're number six!
 * Don't move a Goddamn muscle!
 * MOVE IT WISE ASS!
 * Hey fender lizard, move it!
 * I got him spotted! I got him spotted!
 * Cover my ass goddammit!
 * WHOA! Man down! Man down!
 * Freeze, douchewipe!
 * Much obliged, citizen.
 * Suicide by cop? Is that what you're over?
 * God if I lost him...
 * I need backup!
 * I need backup to establish a perimeter!
 * Surrender!
 * Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there!
 * Let's go boys!
 * Your luck just ran out!
 * You've just met the Ventura crime dog!
 * End of the line, punk!
 * You're going away for a while!
 * It's over, you chump!
 * Pull over, you freak!
 * Party time's over, buddy!
 * I'm on your ass, boy!
 * We're gonna have some fun with you, boy!
 * You're in my world now!
 * You're under arrest, buddy!
 * Stay down, gangbanger!
 * Where did you take your first shower?
 * Nowhere to run!
 * You're going down, punk!
 * Up against the wall, punk!

Countryside Police

 * Police, move!
 * Excuse me, please!
 * Out of the way!
 * Don’t you push me there!
 * Take the boat out fishing this weekend.
 * Pardon me!
 * Get back here!
 * Come back here, you’re under arrest!
 * Stop running away, boy!
 * I will kill you, boy!
 * My daddy told me about guys like you!
 * You’re getting yourself in a whole heap of shit!
 * You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal?
 * I’m a racist, boy!
 * The judge's gonna strangle you up!
 * You have violated a number of laws!
 * Don't move an inch!
 * Don't even think about it!
 * Drop your weapons now!
 * Don't even think about it, boy!
 * Stop right there!
 * Freeze, you're under arrest!
 * Freeze, boy!
 * Give up, boy!
 * You don’t hit cops in my town, boy!
 * You're lucky I didn't kill ya yet, boy!
 * Freeze right there!
 * It's a night in jail for you!
 * Freeze, dirtbag!
 * After I'm done, you wish you was dead!
 * I’m gonna mess you up, boy!
 * Hands up where I can see 'em!
 * Don't struggle, we got you now!
 * Out of your little mind, boy!
 * Time for a visit to the station!
 * Gonna lock you away from decent folks!
 * Stop now!
 * Where your big city ways now boy?
 * We've got different laws out here for you, boy!
 * Ain't nobody know your here, son!
 * You have the right to shut the hell up!
 * Everything by the book!
 * I can hardly wait to put you in!
 * You await your death, boy!
 * You're a long way from home, boy!
 * Get out now, you're under arrest!
 * Think you can mess with the country, boy?
 * That's beyond a misdemeanour boy!
 * I see you, boy!
 * You're officially under arrest!
 * You're gonna be real sorry, son!
 * You think you’re tough now, boy?
 * Your ass is mine, son!
 * You are under arrest!
 * You disgust me!
 * I’m on to kill you!
 * Think you can mess with the country boy?
 * Hey, dumb bastard, look at me!
 * You should play nice, boy!
 * Right in my sights!
 * I’m gonna put my pistol in your mouth!
 * Yeah, boy, happy now?
 * Put your hands behind your head!
 * Fella, you picked the wrong county.
 * You're under arrest, boy!
 * Stand still, you!

Police boat

 * This is the coastguard, stop your vessel!
 * Please stop, and we'll board your vessel!
 * Stop your vessel, tough guy!
 * Vessel, this is the San Andreas Coastguard - Why do you want attention?
 * Vessel, why do you want attention?
 * You, stop your fucking boat!
 * Stop that boat now!
 * We want to intercept your vessel; stop!
 * Stop!
 * You, stop your vessel now!
 * Just stop, wise guy, before we blow a hole in you!
 * You're gonna need to stop, now!
 * Stop, or we'll open fire on your vessel!
 * This is the coastguard - stop your vessel!
 * Hey, you, this is the Coastguard, stop right now!
 * You in that boat, stop - now!
 * This is the Coastguard - we need to talk!
 * You're getting yourself in whole heap of shit, boy!
 * This is the San Andreas Coastguard - we need you to stop, right now!
 * You think we can't see you, dipshit!? Stop your vessel!
 * Hey guy, I'm gonna make this prick stop - you stop!
 * Hey you, stop right now!
 * This is the Coastguard, asshole, stop, or we will kill you!
 * We want to make a maritime intercept, stop!
 * Declare your attention, or we'll put a hole in your vessel!
 * Tough guy, this is the coastguard - fun's over!
 * Stop! This guy is really annoying me! Stop, you turd!
 * Asshole, stop, or you get suck!
 * Hey you, this is the coastguard, stop!
 * There he is! There he is! You, stop!
 * I see him, he's trying to swim away!
 * You, get outta there right now!
 * Where you gonna swim to, tough guy?
 * You really want to drown, huh?
 * We've got a suspect in the water. Repeat: A man in the water!
 * We’ve got a man overboard!
 * We've got a suspect trying to swim away!
 * There is someone in the water! Over there! We see you, moron!
 * You can't escape!
 * He tries to swim away!
 * There he is, in the water!
 * We’ve got a suspect in the water!
 * Prison ain't so bad, fool, get out of the water!
 * We got a man overboard! A man overboard!
 * Oh, you think you're a fish now, huh?
 * Someone taught you to swim, huh?
 * I thought you couldn't swim?
 * There he is! In the fucking water!
 * Get out of the fucking water, right now!
 * Suspect overboard!
 * Where you gonna swim to?
 * Let's let that asshole drown!
 * Give up, you dumb moron!
 * Get out of the water - you can't escape!
 * Come on, get outta here, asshole!
 * You ain't going nowhere, we got the highest sky on you!

Police helicopter
Like in Grand Theft Auto III, the pilots can get into arguments over the microphone.
 * We've got a clear vision on our suspect and we’re about to open fire.
 * Co-Pilot: I see her, SHE'S beautiful!
 * Pilot: HE'S over there!! He's A GUY!!
 * Co-Pilot: Hey, when I kill him, do I get a medal?
 * Pilot: You get two!
 * We've got a clear shot on the suspect. You, STOP RIGHT NOW!
 * Suspect is about to be apprehended with extreme force.
 * This is aerial support - the suspect is about to get terminated.
 * You’re going down, hard man, right now!
 * Give up, the game’s up.
 * You think you’re hard, huh, asshole!
 * We’re the police, you moron, we’ve got helicopters!
 * This is aerial support - we’ve got a clear vision on our Suspect.
 * Put your hands up, it’s over!
 * Pilot: There he is, shoot him!
 * Co-Pilot: Why do I have to do all of the shooting?!
 * Pilot: Because I'm a pacifist! Kill him!
 * Suspect is trying to escape - we have to soon stop that.
 * We had a headshot on you, tough guy. Stop!
 * This is aerial support - we’re about to neutralize all visible threats.
 * Co-Pilot: Hey, I can see my house from here-
 * Pilot: Dave, will you shut the hell up!
 * You, stop!
 * Ho...hol...hol...hold this thing steady and I'll shoot him in the head!
 * You’re in trouble now, bad boy.
 * This is chopper support - suspect is in sight.
 * This is heli support - I’m gonna put the suspect down!
 * This party is gonna be shot down!
 * You’re mine, tough guy!
 * You! Stop, or we will kill you!
 * We are the good guys, you little chump!
 * Pilot: Shoot that asshole!
 * Co-Pilot: I’m trying, I’m trying!
 * Co-Pilot: You, stop!
 * Pilot: Just kill him, you pussy!
 * Suspect is escaping, repeat: Escaping!
 * You can’t escaping, asshole!
 * Pilot: Stop! Police!
 * Co-Pilot: I think he knows that by now!
 * You! Stop running! Now!
 * It’s time to shut you up, asshole!
 * Pilot: Playtime is over, kid!
 * Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so dominating!
 * Pilot: Jim, do you see anything?
 * Co-Pilot: Higher! Shoot him!
 * Co-Pilot: Where is he?
 * Pilot: Over there, you dick, kill him!
 * You’re going to respect the law, pal!
 * Hey, stop, or we will kill you!
 * We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect!
 * We can fill this guy full of holes!
 * Pilot: You can stop running now, suspect!
 * Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so really butch!
 * Pilot: Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!.
 * Co-Pilot: Hey, shut up!
 * Co-Pilot: I'm gonna kill this guy!
 * Pilot: Make sure it's the right guy this time!
 * Stop!

Motorcycle police

 * Don’t make this a 998!
 * I'm going to call the police! I believe in sharing.
 * You have a last request?
 * You are going down!
 * I’m ready when you are, pussy!
 * I’m gonna get that bastard!
 * Bring it on!
 * You wanna fight a cop?
 * He's my color, back off!
 * No need for backup, boys!
 * Officer, requesting backup!
 * Easy there!
 * I need backup here!
 * Hey!
 * Let’s see what you got!
 * Careful, partner!
 * Where'd you learn to throw a punch?
 * This one’s mine!
 * I’m going after it!
 * I’m gonna hum with you!
 * Ah, you want some of this?
 * I wanna be alone with my bitch!
 * It's county blues for you, chump!
 * I'm going hunting, alone!
 * Hands behind your back, son!
 * Tell it to the judge, homeboy!
 * You're going to jail, mack-daddy!
 * I'm gonna kick your mack-daddy ass!
 * Stay out of insurance, bitch!
 * You're coming downtown!
 * I'm sure you already know this feel!
 * This can go one of two ways!
 * Start naming names, asshole!
 * Tell it to the judge, playa!
 * Time for good old-fashioned police brutality!
 * I'm taking you in!
 * You people never learn!
 * Mr. Johnson, you are under arrest!
 * We've got ourselves a Johnson kid!
 * We got you now, CJ!
 * Keep quiet and come with me!
 * You're going down, my man!
 * You're the rabbit in the hole!
 * Give it up, CJ!
 * Save the energy for the prison, you'll need it!

S.W.A.T

 * I'm gonna take you out asshole!!
 * You're gonna die!!!
 * You yellow bastards! Stop
 * YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET BACK HERE!
 * Take him down once and for all!!
 * Holy shit!! Get down!!
 * Move in move in move in!!
 * Look out below!!!
 * Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
 * I ain't walking away from this shithead!
 * You're gonna die asshole!
 * Return fire! I'm going in!
 * Eat dirt!
 * I hate this bit.
 * Comin' in hot!
 * S.W.A.T team coming in!
 * We're all over your ass homeboy!
 * I'm gonna drop him!
 * Mother: I love you!
 * Incoming fire!!
 * Stop! Stop! You shit!
 * Watch out below!!
 * Aw shit! I'm stuck!
 * Target spotted: Get down here boys!
 * Get your weapons down before this gets worse!

Army

 * KILL EVERYTHING!
 * Mano a mano!
 * Two by two!
 * Come to daddy!
 * Blow him away!
 * KILL THAT IDIOT!
 * I'M GONNA FUCKING TEAR YOU APART!
 * Watch yourself!
 * You went personal, huh?
 * One and one, ha!
 * Oh no you don't!
 * Advance!
 * Go, go, go!
 * Get out!
 * Why am I so jumpy?
 * Man, I'm getting the heebie-jeebies.
 * WE HAVE WOUNDED!
 * Where's that menace?!
 * Chew him up!
 * FIRE AT WILL!
 * Cut her down!
 * TAKE HIM OUT!
 * NEUTRALIZE THE TARGET!
 * Let her rip!
 * INTRUDER!

Grove Street Families

 * Come on Carl, relax!
 * Aw shit! The car's on fire!
 * Time for no kicks, Carl!
 * What's with that motherfucking hooptie Carl?
 * That clothes is not gangsta, Carl.
 * You deaf or something Carl?
 * Hey CJ man, I like the threads.
 * Los Santos is cold in a motherfucker!
 * Oh we upside-down now, bitch-ass!
 * Family violence, yeah!
 * Kick back Carl, damn!
 * Bang bang ballsack, how do you like that?!
 * See you round, homie.
 * Still banging dude! Still bangin'!
 * Take that, ballsack!
 * Who's the bitch now homie?
 * Oh that shit is whack, homie!
 * You never seen no gangsta?
 * Guh...thanks man...! (coughs)
 * These kicks insult me personally.
 * Ass touchers can't see us!
 * I ain't drinking that bullshit!
 * Where's that ho ass sister of mine?
 * We families positively sir! We just protecting the hooood, officer!
 * Screw you vagina holes!
 * Sherm is my ho-MAY!!
 * CJ I'll jack you a better car!
 * Get these bizzals in yo jizzals!
 * Any of y'all seen sheefa?
 * Come on CJ, why you doing that?
 * Is this a Balla bar?
 * What is going on man? Move out of the way!
 * Hey, watch it homie!
 * Hey playboy, watch that!
 * Hey CJ! What'cha doing?!
 * They are all mine!!
 * Where did you get your license from?
 * I can't go back to jail!
 * You must be smokin'!
 * My grandmama drive faster than that!
 * CJ you're a maniac, man!
 * It's on motherfuckers!
 * Hey man! Who did that to your hair?
 * Why do you do that shit?
 * Bangin' and more bangin'. Bang, bang!
 * You need to kick your barber's ass!
 * Aw no no no! Damn! Look what you did to my ride!
 * Hey man! Watch it!!
 * I ain't scared of you! Don't let me get mad, officer!
 * You are IGNORANT!
 * Hey baby! Right over here, baby!
 * Don't be eyeballin' me fool!
 * Florida fucker!
 * I'll kick yo ass man!
 * You gone to tear da car up!
 * Who taught you how to drive?
 * That car is do-do!
 * Hey yo hair is whack!
 * Hey man! Look at me when you die!
 * I'm a maniac! I can't be stopped!
 * Hey man, pass the blunt!
 * What up boy?
 * Ryder was right about you CJ!
 * I want the best CJ!
 * Grove Street OG coming through!
 * Can I get my drink on?
 * Man, how come you can't see me?
 * Wait a second!
 * CJ, who's been drawing on you?
 * Am I invisible over here?
 * Shit! I'm suckin' a roach!
 * My motherfucking car, look at it!!
 * You hit me fool!!
 * Aw man, my shit!
 * Aw you hit me! You motherfucking fool!
 * You're in dog shit man, I don't give a shit!
 * Bay-sucking fools!
 * South-side fools!
 * Suck on my 9, Ballas!
 * I want the best motherfucker.
 * What is this shit you're drinking?
 * Not exactly premium liquor, is it?
 * Keep up your speed, CJ!
 * Aw man, we're on fire!
 * Aw man, we're stuck in the burning bucket! Oh shit!
 * Fool! You hit them! Look out!
 * CJ nooooooo!!!
 * Now we're rolling CJ!
 * Kilo Tray's lookin' for trouble.
 * A Johnson boy in a hooptie? A fat bastard!
 * Hey nice ride CJ!
 * Hey man, respect the ink dude!
 * Slammin' ride CJ!
 * Looking popped holmes!
 * Trippin' cartoons CJ!
 * Aw man!! You asshole!
 * Dumbass car!
 * Aw man! Shit, it's all broke!
 * Aw man, this is good weed.
 * CJ, you're ruining my buzz here.
 * You've been messin' with the Grove!
 * We need a car!
 * Yo we got enough CJ!
 * Hey! Chill, motherfucker!
 * Get your fucking hands off me!
 * Oh man! That fucker's in my car!
 * That's my brother's ride!
 * No man, got better shit to do.
 * I was just complimenting CJ!
 * Man that ain't cool!
 * What's up holmes?
 * Man! Life is beautiful!
 * Northsides go home!
 * Who rolled this piece of shit man?!
 * You tryin' to kidnap me fool?!

When Carl drives fast

 * Shit! Slow down homie!
 * Slow your row CJ!
 * Slow down, for goodness sake!

When Carl drives recklessly/crashes the car

 * Glad it ain't my ride.
 * CJ, I warned you!
 * You can't drive for shit!
 * Shit, you drive like a motherfucker!
 * Open your eyes, CJ!
 * CJ, you drive like a bitch.

Fighting

 * Ball-ass bitches!
 * Bitch-ass lowlife, Ballas!
 * We gotta spray these Balla fools!
 * You're going down Balla bitch!
 * You want some of this bitches?!
 * Varrios goats!
 * ASS-tecas have been lying down!
 * Ballas gonna cry to moms!
 * Vagos eat my shit!
 * VLA are gonna bleed!
 * Die VLAs!
 * Die LSVs!
 * Vagos die!
 * LSVs die!
 * LSV killa!
 * VLA killa!
 * Vagos vamoose!
 * Vagos eat shit!
 * Death to Varrios!
 * Death to Aztecas!
 * VLA are gonna fade, man!
 * Go back to your ugly Varrios!
 * Vagos can't see me!
 * Those aztecs fools.
 * Hey Aztecas!
 * Come on Ballas, let's go!
 * Vato fools!
 * Those Aztecas are all mine!
 * Take that ya LSV bitch!
 * Az-dicks!
 * Hey Ballas! What's up now?
 * Ball-LESS!
 * I'm not scared of no ASS-lickers!
 * Hey Ballas cocksucka!
 * Cover me!
 * Duck homie!
 * Heads down! Duck!

When CJ activates flying cars cheat with GSF members.

 * WOOO!! Now we're movin'!
 * WOOO!! We're flyin'!
 * Aw shit, I ain't got no wings CJ! This car is flying!
 * We're upside-down!

Ballas

 * I'll shoot everybody in this bitch!
 * Hey you better be watching yourself fool!
 * Can't anybody ride like us?
 * Hey dude don't bang, he perpetrate!
 * Hey man cover my back!
 * Don't make me get out of this car!
 * Man, I break no rule!
 * Aw shit!
 * Watch it fool!
 * Don't roll to my hood! You know nobody rolls in my hood!
 * Everybody duck down!
 * Hey the season is over now!
 * Hey the game is over now busta!
 * Hey baby! Hey baby!
 * Hey man, don't look at me like that!
 * Oh you just gonna do it like that huh?
 * Hey get your hands off me!
 * Hey man, back off me fool!
 * I was straight down fool!
 * I'm a catch you fool!
 * Hey car-jack mart! Hit the bitch!
 * Hey, let's frush these busters!
 * Why you gotta do that?
 * Say man, gimme all your moonlight now!
 * Get down man I see you. You can run but you can't hide!
 * Man, fuck that bitch warren!
 * Hey it's on now!
 * Hey good looking man!
 * Hey taxi! Slow up fool!
 * Hey taxi! I need some love!
 * Hey man this is a B-ride, you got a ticket?
 * You need to take that back on the other side now!
 * We is law abiding citizens!
 * Another wasted fool.
 * Damn C.R.A.S.H. always around the hood.
 * Give me some real shit man. What's happening man?
 * You're too close. Give me 5 feet man.
 * I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
 * OG coming through, OG coming through!
 * Kick rocks, punk bitch.

Fighting/Shooting

 * Don't let my stature fool you!
 * Get some you young trick!
 * Big balls is bad for your health!
 * There he is! Get him!
 * Imma tear you up!
 * Catch his ass Ballas!
 * There he is! There he is!!
 * His tyres! Shoot his tyres!!
 * Fuck this shit, I'm a hero around this motherfucker!
 * Imma be a hero on this one, dog!
 * Watch out. Imma be the hero today!
 * I'm going in!
 * Everybody move in!
 * Hey yo, stop that fool!
 * Move forward, Ballas. Move forward!
 * We'll beat you with a few more!
 * Man, got a chicken up his ass!
 * Represent yourself chickenboy!
 * Cover me homie, I'm going in!
 * Somebody trip that motherfucker!
 * I've got them pinned down!
 * Imma rush in now, I've got this little bitch!
 * That's him right there!
 * I told you Grove Street was busters!
 * Run, motherfucker, Run!
 * Get back here and fight, bitch!
 * Show me that you're a man!
 * Blast 'em Grove Street punks!
 * What's up, Grove Street!?
 * That's Grove Street over there! Catch him!
 * I've got this mark, don't worry about it.
 * Slow down.
 * He can't move.
 * Hey where you going? I wanna be friends!
 * Hey where you going? Come back here!
 * Put some cover on me. Watch my back!
 * Come back here you lil' buster!
 * I love my hood!
 * Got this fool covered. Go ahead rush in!
 * Roll him up. I've got your back.
 * I've got you back. I'm dumpin' on this fool!
 * Ballas will get you!
 * Ballas and Grove. Let's go at it!
 * Cover my ass! Get that motherfucker!
 * Step on up, motherfucker!
 * Beat it!
 * Screw you!
 * Say bye-bye to your teeth!
 * Kill yo ass!
 * Imma remove your ugly face, fool!
 * This is how I use to beat yo' mama!
 * Put 'em up. Put 'em up!
 * I'm gonna tank 'em!
 * I'm a motherfucking Balla OG!
 * Take that huh! Motherfucker!
 * You hit like a girl nigga. I thought you had something!
 * Bring it on, dickweed!
 * Did you like your face?
 * Fool, you going home in a pinebox.
 * These youngsters think they tough!
 * You can't fade no Balla OG.
 * Can't hurt me, i'm a real Balla.

Seeing CJ on their turf

 * Grove Street Families suck ass!
 * Grove Street mamas suck my dick!
 * Grove wear snitch jacket!
 * Suck my dick Grove bitch!
 * Grove Street are slippin' man!
 * Look at those Grove Street fools!

Asking CJ

 * Hey, transformer?
 * State your clique!
 * What's your team?
 * What's your colors?
 * Where's your flag, man?
 * You got a clique?
 * You from around here?
 * Step up, lil' g?
 * Who you claimin'?
 * Who you kicked for?
 * Who you down with?
 * You bangin' fool?
 * Where you from, homie?
 * Where you from, fool?
 * Where you from, punk?
 * Where you from? Speak up!
 * Where you from? We're killers over here.
 * Where you from and be careful what you say!
 * What's your gang, homie?
 * Which set you claiming?
 * Which set you claiming, youngster?
 * Which set you from, fool?
 * Which hood you representing?
 * Oh you're from the backside?
 * You know, I've never seen you before?
 * Do I know you from somewhere, homeboy?
 * Hey fool, you bangin'?
 * Hey fool, do you gangbang or what?
 * Hey fool, where you from?
 * Hey witty, you bangin'?
 * Hey homie, where you from?
 * Hey hardman, where you from?
 * You look like a gangbanger homie?
 * It looked like you're bangin' to me?
 * I'm an OG Balla cuck?
 * I'm a Balla homie. Are you?
 * Hey man, we victorious!
 * What hood you ridin' for killah?
 * Say man, what hood you're from?
 * We're the notorious Ballas fool?
 * Yeah Balla 4 Life. What about you?
 * You're on the wrong side, homeboy?
 * Wrong color, wrong block?
 * Wrong hood?

San Fierro Triads

 * Fuckhead!
 * Muttonchops!
 * So Sorry.
 * Hey!
 * Don't get too close to big money.
 * Get away from me.

Driving

 * Do we have to torture you?
 * Did your brain just stop working?
 * You got brain freeze or something?
 * Out the way, mutton-head!
 * Off the road, idiot!

Fighting

 * Damn mutton-fool
 * Your children are going to miss you!
 * We're gonna cut you up!
 * We're gonna slice you up!
 * We're gonna slice your face off!
 * You goin' down, fuckhead.

Criticizing CJ's apparel

 * Have you got the red eye disease?

Shooting

 * Keep his damn head down!
 * Gimme a clip on this motherfucker!
 * Hope you liked your face!

Da Nang Boys

 * How's it goin'?
 * Watch it! (bumping into someone)
 * I need a hit of your shit.
 * Hello, fine lady! (to female pedestrians)
 * You like my noodle? (to female pedestrians)
 * Hello, sexy honey! (to female pedestrians)
 * Hello, like shopping? (to female pedestrians)
 * Oh yeah, baby! (to female pedestrians)
 * Gimme some more of that! (to female pedestrians)
 * Hey, dude.
 * Oh, shit now I hungry! (after smoking a joint)
 * You always drink good shit.
 * Hey, brother!
 * American girl talk too much.
 * I gonna go Canada.
 * Tastes good, remind me of prison.
 * This your wallet? (bumping into someone)
 * You want me to shoot you? (when stuck in traffic)
 * I studied astrology in prison.

Telling CJ to leave their turf

 * What is this shit, who are you?
 * Someone drop you off here, girlfriend?
 * You wanna be a gangsta?
 * You got to be from L.S.
 * L.S bastards smell like you!

Commenting on CJ's apparel

 * Nice pants, man.
 * Those are ugly shoes!
 * Where you get your super shoes?
 * Why you wear so funny shoes?
 * I shit on your car!
 * My dad had a cool shirt like that.
 * I want a car like that someday!
 * You need new clothes!
 * You look like homeless.

Fighting

 * No more playing!
 * Who taught you how to fight?
 * I gonna kill you!
 * Oh, I love fighting!
 * You dead now!
 * You wanna fight prison style?
 * You end up in my dinner, chicken!
 * Run while you can!
 * Cover me!

Ammu-Nation

 * Everything a patriot could want!
 * Ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need.
 * They all lost their serial numbers.
 * I don't do big military orders.
 * You hard yet?
 * Best not to mention where you got this, okay?
 * If the cops ask, you didn't get it here, ok?
 * I didn't sell you this, right?
 * Have fun!
 * Hope you kick some ass!
 * The choice of the professional.
 * All top-quality pieces!
 * See ya again soon!
 * All virtually legal and above board.
 * Don't you just love the smell of gun oil?
 * I can meet all your home defense needs.
 * I have a piece for every occasion.
 * Guns and ammo. All top-quality.
 * No ID required, friend.
 * Everything you need to get even!
 * I got everything a real patriot could want.
 * Ain't my business what you do with it.
 * You can legally own a gun.
 * It's all fresh outta the crates.
 * Works well in a crowded area.
 * The revolution is coming!
 * There are cultists everywhere, friend.
 * The wars are coming, you hear?

The Well Stacked Pizza Co.

 * What do you want?
 * Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir!
 * Oh? Uh, what would you like?
 * What would sir like?
 * Everything's well stacked, sir.
 * Choose a blend of cheese and fat, sir.
 * Here you go, enjoy!
 * We're out of napkins.
 * We stack 'em high, sir!
 * Here! Next!
 * Nice n' cheesy does it!
 * Enjoy your meal, sir!
 * Have a nice, cheesy day!
 * Have a well stacked day!
 * Watch it, it's hot!
 * Kifflom gets a discount here.
 * Come on, just pick something!
 * What would you like, sir?
 * You want a pizza or what?
 * That's a nice slice of Epsilon for you!
 * Fuck off, I ain't serving you!
 * I ain't serving you with that attitude!
 * You're joking, right? Get outta here! (When CJ is throwing up or when he doesn't have enough money)

Cluckin' Bell

 * Yummy doodle-doo, how may I serve you?
 * Cock-a-doodle-cluck, welcome.
 * Cock-a-doodle-doo, what do you want?
 * Cock-a-cluckle-doo, please place an order.
 * Cluck, cluck, how may I serve you?
 * Enjoy a-doodle-doo!
 * Cluckity fuck, please place an order.
 * It's all processed chicken ass.
 * How may I further degrade myself sir?
 * Well, aloh-a-doodle-doo.
 * Don't choke on the bone fragments.
 * Hope you choke a doodle-doo!
 * The chewy bits aren't harmful, sir.
 * You might be lucky to find a feather.
 * If you come back; you're a moron.
 * Get out of here, you're embarassing yourself!
 * Get outta here! (When CJ is throwing up or when he doesn't have enough money)
 * Believe me, you've got better shit to do! (When CJ is throwing up or when he doesn't have enough money)

Burger Shot

 * What does sir desire?
 * I'm proud to welcome you to Burger Shot!
 * What would you like sir?
 * Which delicious meal would sir like?
 * How may I serve you?
 * I enjoy serving you sir.

Serving food

 * Please enjoy your meal.
 * Hope we see you again, sir!
 * Slurp my burger, sir!
 * I have enjoyed serving you, sir!
 * Munch your way to bliss, sir!
 * Have a wonderful day!
 * Do come back again!
 * Please enjoy your meal!

When freaked out

 * We cannot serve the mentally-deficient, sir!
 * Get professional help, sir!
 * Have some sense and go home!
 * I hope you're being self-conspicuous of yourself, sir!
 * Please consider leaving, sir!
 * Sir, I can't serve you.
 * What did I do?!
 * Please, no!
 * Maniac!
 * Don't orphan my kids!
 * You monster!
 * Oh god, my face!
 * My eyes, agh, my eyes!

Female

 * Try our clothes in the changing room!


 * When CJ enters the shop
 * It's exhillerating to have you here, sir.
 * Welcome to my humble shop!
 * Ooh! A customer!
 * Come in, come in!
 * Hello!
 * Hey, hi, welcome!
 * Hi there!
 * Welcome, sir, welcome!


 * After CJ purchases a product
 * Thank you, sir!
 * Good choice, sir!
 * Always the pleasure, sir!
 * Try on anything you want, sir!


 * If CJ attacks or aims a weapon at the cashier
 * I'm calling the police!
 * Get out of here, you maniac!


 * When CJ leaves the shop
 * Have a nice day, sir!

Male

 * Well hello, gorgeous!
 * Have a nice day, honeybum!
 * It looks great on you.
 * We also have a wide selection of thongs.

Los Santos boxing trainer

 * Yo, you wanna learn some new moves?
 * Man you're an embarassment! Get yourself some muscles first! (when CJ has low muscle or is skinny.)
 * Fine man, but the streets are mean dude!
 * Alright, but I'll know you'll be back!
 * Hey, you wanna go on a round with me?
 * You charge at him and batter your opponent!
 * (to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing!
 * Don't give the opponent the time to recover.

San Fierro kung fu master

 * So, you wish to become a warrior!
 * You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength! (when CJ has low muscle or is skinny.)
 * Observe with the eyes, young student, and you will learn!
 * The warrior's path shall bring you back!
 * Would you like to spar with your master?

Las Venturas streetfighting teacher

 * You want to see some new moves?
 * Come back if you change your mind, man!
 * Alright man, pay attention!
 * Want to have another round with me?

Indian pedestrian

 * (farts) My ass is stinking!
 * Shit cock bastard head!
 * Smell my fingers!
 * You fucking shitface!
 * Aeyyy!
 * I kill you!
 * Dumb bastard!
 * You shit!
 * I'll get you!
 * Take this, you dick!
 * You want some of this?
 * I studied martial arts in Kathmandu!

Croupier

 * Place your bets!
 * Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
 * An offer of credit has been made, Sir.
 * The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
 * The house regonizes _ credit rating.
 * Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds.
 * No more bets, please!
 * No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
 * No more bets, people.
 * You win!
 * You win, Sir, well done.
 * Congratulations, Sir.
 * Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
 * Thank you for playing, Sir.
 * Jackpot!
 * Another win for Sir!
 * Blackjack!
 * Blackjack! House Exclusive!

Samoan pedestrian

 * Get out of the way!
 * Move that piece of shit!
 * Komo. (Asshole)
 * Shit! I'll kill you!
 * Ufa. (Fuck you)
 * You better move!
 * Shit! Come on, watch it!
 * Polo (Balls). Kae (Shit). Komo (Asshole).
 * Easy!
 * Stay back asshole!
 * What the...
 * You better not do that again.
 * Man, you crazy?
 * Watch out!
 * A last guy challenged me as a quadrapalegic.
 * Last time I arm wrestle someone, I ripped his arm off.
 * This fresh record from Verona Beach was still hoes!
 * Ain't no cops holding me down.
 * Cops are such pussies.
 * Momos (Shits) with guns. Anyone wants to take me out here, I can fight anybody anytime.
 * Man, where did you get your fit. The thrift store?
 * Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit.
 * I wouldn't walk around looking like that man.
 * You better look out for the fashion popos.
 * Another working pillow for the hood.
 * Man you need to hit the gym.
 * Man you have to lay off the fast food.
 * Man don't you give a shit about yourself?
 * Shower's over this way komo (asshole).
 * Hey komo (asshole) take a shower.
 * Hey man take a shower, man you stink.
 * Hey don't walk away from me pukio (asshole), I'm talking to you.
 * What, you didn't answer? You didn't hear me?
 * Man you got some style, that's pussy mega style there.
 * Stylin' bro.
 * Looking good bro.
 * Hey homie, looking good.
 * Hey homie, you've been hitting the weights?
 * Hey man, you've been hitting iron?
 * Sweet colombus, that is fresh. Some dope ass clothe.
 * Where did you get that clothe? Is that Renegade you're wearin'?
 * Shit! No! Damn! My bike!
 * You better run now!
 * Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this!
 * Man, you're dead.
 * How are you going to pay for my car?!
 * Now you going to have to pay for my car!
 * Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead!
 * Look out!
 * Damn! Oh shit!
 * Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress.
 * Holy moly, you're dead, komo (asshole!)!
 * You ain't got a chance!
 * You trying to check me on, pukio (asshole?)?
 * Game over, pukio! (asshole!)
 * Man, this is your funeral, pukio! (asshole!)
 * You like hospitals? You must like hospitals!

Purple 31 pedestrian

 * Fool are you on sherms?
 * You bitch-made busta!
 * I mess with girls and guys, so?
 * Im about to start trippin'!
 * Get yo stupid ass movin'!
 * I drink all your booze under the table!
 * Move, punk bitch!
 * Those fool oughta get blasted!
 * I gotta check this mark!
 * Who's this busta ass mark?!
 * Excuse me mark!
 * When I slap you, don't trip!
 * I love violence!
 * On our first date, we should go to Ammu-Nation!
 * Fool, I said raise up!
 * I love lip gloss! And break you off a tip!
 * Better you than me!
 * Well he say he's taking me to Ventura.
 * You up in here smell bangin'.
 * Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?!
 * I'm startin' to feel a little faded.
 * A bitch ain't got time for this shit!
 * Tryin' to fill a bitch up?!
 * Man that's just triffling!
 * 'Gon bail in a wheelchair when I'm done!
 * Don't hold back me though, loc!
 * I done KO Meteor Man! (?)
 * I'm down for my hood!
 * You 'bout to get beat by a bitch!
 * Think a female can't squab, loc?
 * Get 'em up, you perpetrator!
 * Let's scrap, you old busta!
 * East Santos bitches can't see me!

Mexican porn fan

 * I had porn for breakfast.
 * Baboso!
 * Idiot!
 * Cabron!
 * Bolas!
 * Puto!
 * Shit on a shingle!
 * MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
 * Do you like Japanese school girls?
 * Do you like Bangkok?
 * Take a shower ese.
 * You smell like pasulo!
 * Sucio!
 * You smell like my ass man!
 * Holy macaroni!
 * Big gun pencil dick sabes!
 * Molest you later!
 * What comes with the aftertaste of poosy?
 * The ladies like to rub the tatas on your tats moreno.
 * You think you have the bolas for me borardo.
 * Goddamn piss swimmer!
 * You drive like a mujer!
 * I buy a round for all the boys!
 * Bende hamas!
 * MOVE IT! Let's go!
 * Cabrone!
 * Que paso loco.
 * Pussies like porridge.
 * Carre I hate this weather.
 * You better not walk away from me, puto!
 * Nice ink!
 * Ah! The boobies are out today!
 * Pendejo (Berk), that was my car!
 * Chale!
 * Shit! My finger! AHH!!
 * I need some smoke, I need to get whacked!
 * Have you got some whack-whack!
 * Game over, pendejo! (berk!)
 * Get off me pendejo! (berk!)
 * What you doing man?!
 * HEY! My porno's in there!!
 * You better hope I don't find you!!
 * Hey! Nobody takes away my porn!!
 * Hey! I want my money! That's for the big show!
 * Chale! No way!
 * Forget it man!
 * Hey there, chula!
 * Shit, I was gonna get some pussy!
 * Pussy's great for Ammu-Nation!
 * I love the cock. I love the Zebra bar.
 * Baboso cabbie!
 * Keep going man. I want that cabucha!
 * Carifa!
 * You got big bolas! Keep the change!
 * You like young girls too?!
 * You think you got the huevos (balls) for me?
 * You ready, joto? (faggot?)
 * You want some of me, maricon? (faggot?)
 * Mariposa! (Faggot!)
 * Aqui estoy (I'm here), shit muncher!
 * You gonna die now, pendejo! (punk!)
 * Time's up, amorcita! (faggot!)
 * You're going down, joto! (faggot!)
 * I'm gonna fill you up!]

Refined pedestrian

 * You smell like shit sir.
 * Who cut the cheese?
 * You smell like Copenhagen.
 * My old tailor is in a box at home.
 * Whoopsie daisy!
 * Might I sniff you again, sir?
 * Excuse me! Your vehicle seems to be in the way!
 * You are creating an incident!
 * You are not moving when you should be!
 * Please forgive me!
 * No broken bones!
 * Quality tailoring makes the man!
 * Trust funds for everyone!
 * This weather is dissapointing.
 * I love to travel! France is so lovely!
 * A tattoo is for heathens.
 * You smell exquisite.
 * You remind me of spring!
 * Tattoos remind me of my service day.
 * What do you think you're doing?!
 * I'm on my way to the symphony!
 * Maniac!
 * Menace!
 * You're sick! You're dangerous!
 * I need something to keep me polite.
 * Your devotion to fitness is admirable.
 * I would like to get stoned.
 * Oh my! Please be more gentle!
 * Take more money for petrol!
 * I'll call the constable!
 * This property isn't yours!
 * You want a donation?
 * You fool!
 * Greetings sir, how do you do sir?
 * Do you enjoy the programme "law"?
 * I find Ammu-Nation supplies me well.
 * You are a gentleman and a scholar.
 * Perhaps in another colour, this supports my purposes.
 * Chauffeur! Taxi!
 * Let's hit the road!
 * With haste, young man!
 * Now hurry, and off the way we go!
 * The stickiest of the icky please.
 * My motorised penny farthing!
 * Oh dear.
 * Poor swine!
 * Your finest narcotics please.
 * That's the way the cookie crumbles!
 * If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back!
 * Yes! Truly unfortunate!
 * Absolutely not!
 * How do you madam?
 * Enjoy yourself sir!
 * Sprunk taste like dirt.
 * Oh my word, no.
 * Public transportation is rubbish!
 * You sir are a menace!
 * I regret stepping into this contrivance!
 * My blind wolfhound drives better than you!
 * Oh my goodness!
 * Did you notice that person?!
 * You've killed the poor person!
 * My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities!
 * Violence is a last resort.
 * You have forced me into action!
 * Regrettable, but necessary.
 * Reason, obviously won't work here.
 * There's only one way to solve this.
 * I am prepared to fillet you!
 * You have forfeited the rules of fair play.
 * I can scrap!

DJ

 * Everyone is tryin' to rip me off.
 * Come on man!
 * Let's go, let's go!
 * I got places I wanna be!
 * No way homie, I'm on to you.
 * Nice to meet you.
 * Hey when you back up, the people say beep!
 * My two-wheeled baby!
 * When they set up a needle, you set up a production sequel.
 * I should get big muscles like yours!
 * Pencil dick asshole!
 * Corporate gangsta!
 * Oh you can take it, I need all the the insurance money.
 * Stop rhymin' and start runnin'!
 * What?! Stop what are you doing?! My recs are in there!
 * I'm a kill you now!
 * Yeah, you be sorry now!
 * Holy remix!
 * Bless my diamond stylus!
 * Street means body armour!
 * Hey! Hey! This car is also my home!
 * Homey, I ain't afraid of your major label bullshit.
 * Great spinnin' 2 inches!
 * These city streets ain't safe!
 * Stop! That's my house! Uh, I mean my car!
 * When I get famous, you'll be sorry!
 * Didn't you realise I'm the prince of the dicks?
 * Pick it up baby bop, come on!
 * Aw, you got some nice moves there!
 * No homie, you can keep the change!
 * Oh no! My house! I mean my car!
 * Be careful, this car is also my home.
 * Gon' get my music over my dead body! (?)
 * Nobody tries to steal my music!
 * Oh, you wanna die? Sure!
 * My fists are as strong as my beats!
 * You want beats? I give you beats!
 * Yeah, you got one foot in the grave already!
 * Give it up, shithead!

Old bathroom pedestrian/hotdog vendor

 * World of Cog has the best toilet paper!
 * AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES!
 * Hurry it up! I wanna take a leak!!
 * Not now! I wanna take a dump!
 * GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
 * GET THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE OUTTA HERE!
 * MOVE! You're between me and the john!
 * All I want to do today is sit on the john.
 * Your girl's got no nose!
 * You gotta wipe your ass too, youngster!
 * SHIT ON A STICK!!
 * Show some respect dummy!
 * Get off the road, I wanna take a piss!
 * Uuuugh... my heart!
 * Johnson respect, dummy!
 * This street is too small!
 * What?! Yo shit don't stink.
 * Crack my head, crack yo head!
 * You be careful now.
 * What in damnation is going on?!
 * Ain't cha got self control?!
 * I soiled myself because of you!
 * That car will be your coffin!!!
 * I took a good dump this morning!
 * You ain't gettin' away dummy!
 * I can't even masturbate anymore!
 * Hey! I'm an old man!
 * Underwear is overated man!
 * You thieving dummy!
 * You goddamn dummy!
 * Man, I need some tits to squeeze.
 * Is your aftershave made from faeces?! (belches)
 * Your cologne is very sophisticated!
 * MOVE THAT BUCKET!
 * The urinals in this joint smell good!
 * Get that piece of garbage outta here!
 * OW! What the...
 * I've been to every public bathroom in the city.
 * Your tattoos are giving me the runs!
 * Man this weather SUCKS!
 * Careful dummy!
 * Cool it meathead!
 * This is bullshit!!
 * Shit!!!
 * LOOK OUT!! WATCH OUT!!
 * AHHHHH!!! Not my time!
 * I need something extra special!
 * Feet don't fail me now!
 * Look out! I've got a heart condition!
 * Shiiiiit!
 * GET BACK HERE YA THIEVING DUMMY!!
 * You can't take a coffin from a old man!!
 * You gotta be faster than that boy!!
 * This is supposed to be a nice city!
 * How's it hangin' bro?
 * My ass still hurts in that Indian food.
 * I love Cluckin' Bell on Tuesdays.
 * Burger Shot has some quality meat.
 * Damn no respect kids!!
 * Let me outta here already!!
 * Have you been to Rusty Brown's?
 * You've reached the end of days!
 * Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
 * I'll eat you and spit you out!
 * I'll show you how it's done!
 * No tomorrow for you!
 * I eat dummies for breakfast!
 * You ain't even gonna have an ass to kick!
 * I'm still young enough to whoop ya!
 * Your time here is up!

Orange 12 pedestrian

 * Come on fool. Kick me a Logger.
 * I ain't no alcoholic, I'm a weed head.
 * Steal one drink and a bartender starts trippin'.
 * I ain't nursin' no drunk.
 * Do Loggers come in a 40 ounce?
 * I prefer Chronic.
 * Man, stop playin' with me!
 * Don't you know what road rage is?
 * Honk means get the hell on, man!
 * Is you high?
 * You're like my asshole, always holdin' up shit.
 * Move bitch!
 * I'm too high for this shit, move!
 * You playin' with me? Stop playin'.
 * Don't push me.
 * I've come to the edge, man.
 * Man, don't be runnin' up on me.
 * Raise up, mark.
 * Can't you see I'm busy bein' high?
 * All that aggression.
 * You on sherms, too?
 * Go smoke some cigar.
 * You're Madd Doggin' me, man.
 * Get your hands out my pockets!
 * I'm a get me a Happy Farmer Kit.
 * That esse put dust in my weed.
 * I smoke cause it gives me peace of mind.
 * Them white boys had me on Crystal Meth.
 * Weed, money, same difference.
 * Gonna shoot me over $200, man?
 * I smoke cause it gives me knowledge.
 * You still wearin' prison issue, man?
 * You spend clothes money on crack, huh?
 * It's laundry day, huh?
 * You so fat, you jumped in the air and you got stuck.
 * Back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
 * Did someone die in your mouth?
 * Do you shower in do-do?
 * Man, you stink.
 * Why you got to be like that?
 * Man, why you tryin' to fade me?
 * Nice outfit, high roller.
 * Came up on some nice clothes, boy.
 * Can't find them threads at no swap meet.
 * You swollen as shit man.
 * You lift weights? I lift joints.
 * Smells good, boy.
 * Where can I buy your smell?
 * Ya smell good, man.
 * Now I got to steal another bike.
 * Gimme drugs! I'll forget about the bike.
 * Stolen bikes don't have no insurance.
 * I'm the one supposed to drive high, not you.
 * Now I got to steal another car.
 * I would call the po-po.
 * You got enough weed to fix this?
 * I'm too high for this shit.
 * Damn!
 * What the hell?
 * I'm movin'!
 * Aw, you trippin'.
 * Stay off the crack, man.
 * You on one.
 * Scandalous!
 * Say, man, what's on special?
 * I don't smoke all the time.
 * I need the good shit, man! The good shit!
 * Gimme the proper, man.
 * I'm a lick you like Mr. Whoopee.
 * I'm a soak you up like a biscuit.
 * You, me, weed - what a threesome.
 * Stoned with a stone cold jab.
 * My heart don't pump no Sprunk.
 * I'm a beat ya like you stole somethin'.
 * Knockin' you out, and smokin' your money.
 * I hate getting stole on.
 * Another one, damn it.
 * I can't loose man, hit me!
 * I feel my card comin', hit me!
 * Feelin' lucky, hit me!
 * Come one, dealer!
 * Gimme another one!
 * Hit me!
 * Bitch!
 * Dealer, you cheatin'!
 * I ain't got enough left for a sack.
 * That ain't count.
 * I said "Stay", not "Hit".
 * Man, I'm cool, no more cards.
 * This hand is righteous.
 * No more, I'll ride with this hear.
 * No more, dealer.
 * I'll stay.
 * No, I'll stay.
 * Yes!
 * We dealers stick together, you know.
 * Man, I can't be faded, man.
 * Did you think you could beat me?
 * All praise due to the weed!
 * Santos fools runnin' the casino, man.
 * Do it again.
 * I let you win that time, man.
 * Hell yeah, let's go smoke and celebrate.
 * Spend yo winnin's on a sack.
 * We played Russain roulette.
 * My P.O. don't know I left Los Santos.
 * Hey, lemme borrow some of ya chips.
 * Let me borrow some of ya chips.
 * I got all ya'lls money!
 * Did it on one coin too!
 * The slots love me!
 * One yank, made all that bank.
 * Man, I was just playin' with ya.
 * Man, stop playin', the po-po watchin'.
 * Calm yo ass down.
 * How you gonna draw down on your homie?
 * I thought we was homies?
 * This fool is trippin'!
 * Man, I stole this first!
 * Damn, I'm slippin'.
 * Come on, man. Ain't we the same set?
 * Man, you on one.
 * Wait, man, the rollers is watchin'.
 * I'm a civilian, man.
 * How you gonna run up on me?
 * Damn, you scandalous!
 * Oh, busta!
 * Stupid ass mark!
 * My homies gonna find you!
 * Bitch!
 * You ain't a G!
 * You know we enemies now, right?
 * Yeah, boy, you better bail!
 * I just got to steal another one. Shit.
 * Why you drive off, mark!
 * Man, I will kick your ass! You hear me?
 * Forget you! I'm a go smoke.
 * Fine!
 * Fine! You can't have none of my endo.
 * Why you trippin', man?
 * I just stole this money from ya mamma!
 * You just gonna smoke it up.
 * Hold up, man, the rollers is watchin'.
 * Yeah, but I can't fade it, man.
 * Fo sho.
 * That's some mark ass shit.
 * The bomb, man.
 * Oh, that's right!
 * And it's tight, man!
 * Nah, but it's crackin' though, huh?
 * Not yet, man
 * Nah, man, nah.
 * Oh, no.
 * Man, you blowin' my high.
 * Get out my face, trick.
 * Hey little mamma.
 * What's poppin'.
 * Hey, baby, you don't remember me, do you?
 * Hey, man, where the weed at?
 * What's happenin', homeboy?
 * What's up dog?
 * Call me with some Chronic, aight?
 * Later!
 * I gotta bail, in a minute.
 * Later homie.
 * Lemme go find some Chronic. Later.
 * You know about that Happy Farmer Kit?
 * You been to Sha-La's yet?
 * Ever smoke weed from San Fierro?
 * You tried that grub at Cluckin' Bell yet?
 * Hey, you visit that Blotto shop?
 * Some fat sherm is makin' me tweak.
 * Weed spot is dry as hell man.
 * Man, I've got some Northern Lights, straight from Canada.
 * Got me nice and sprung!
 * I ain't feelin' nothin'.
 * A second chance at life?
 * That shit look painful.
 * Do it hurt?
 * Walk it off!
 * Well your draws don't smell too bad.
 * I dun spent all my duckets on weed.
 * Damn! This is the bomb!
 * Should I buy a dub, or should I buy this?
 * I can't fade this, man.
 * How much is this shit again?
 * Can I pay for this with bud?
 * I can refund this tomorrow, right?
 * Yeah, my money smell like weed, so!?
 * You know I'm about to kick your ass, right?
 * Come on fool, get off!
 * Stop that shit!
 * You're ruinin' my high, man!
 * I ain't got no money!
 * How about I pay you Saturday mornin'?
 * You drive like you on drugs.
 * I know you can see me!
 * Taxi!
 * You got ran the hell over!
 * Scrooch over, let me hit someone too.
 * Forget drive-by's. You drive over!
 * Take me to the drugs, pronto!
 * I got to pay you in bud.
 * Drive! I'm clockin' here!
 * Thanks, man!
 * I'm a go get high now.
 * Righteous!
 * If I ever need speed for weed, you the one.
 * Here's some extra, go on, get high.
 * Extra chump change for some Cheeba.
 * Am I high, or did we switch drivers?
 * That's my dealer you jacked, man!
 * Say, drop me off at the weed spot.
 * That Chronic got me, man.
 * Man, why you want to steal this bucket anyway?
 * Now how will my dealer do the drop off?

Quantum Man

 * When will you villains learn?
 * Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists.
 * If you give me money, I'll give a super blowjob.
 * I forgot to sew pockets on my tights.
 * Quantum Man can be your drinking buddy!
 * My superhearing has detected an emergency!
 * You villains never learn!
 * Oh! That tickles! Taste my wrath!
 * You dare to aim at citizens?!
 * Quantum Man never shrinks from battle!
 * Must...catch...bullets!
 * Stop! In the name of justice!
 * I have no choice but to agree.
 * Agreed, good citizen!
 * SILENCE! Evil one! Your deeds has come to an end!
 * Be vigilant!
 * Why thank you good citizen!
 * I only use my powers against supervillains.
 * Hello good citizen!
 * You are risking everything in combat!
 * I have powerful thighs.
 * My super-speed is no match for you!
 * You dare aim at Quantum Man?!
 * Panic not good citizens! FLEE!
 * I dare you to immobilize that firearm!
 * This planet is insane!
 * I am Quantum Man, I have come to the universe to protect the innocent!
 * Hello female citizen!
 * Hello sir!
 * Have you seen the regular reaction?
 * Glory thee to this powerful moment!
 * In the name of subnotomic!
 * On my world, I was known as a bum.
 * STOP! In the name of justice!
 * There is no reasoning with people!
 * I must agree with the gravity of this universe.
 * My compliments good lady.
 * Please excuse me citizen.
 * I must return to crime patrol. My duty calls.
 * Hello there sir!
 * Dark forces are gathering here.
 * Your timing was inplecible.
 * Do you know what you've done?!

African-American hippie

 * Fight the power, brother!
 * Let's be peaceful, brother!
 * They don't want us expanding our minds.
 * Relax! I'm only pulling out my wallet!
 * Brother I have no beef with you.
 * You see a black man trying to drive?
 * I believe I have a right to self-defence.
 * I know who you are pig!
 * I'm gonna beat the Uncle Tom outta you!
 * You gonna do drive by Uncle Tom?
 * Always a sellout pulling a trigger!
 * I'm late for Dr.Ackbar's knowledge.
 * Stop harassing me 5-0!
 * Get a good life snitch!
 * I like message reps!
 * Jack Howardson making pigs look cool!
 * Don't eat to die brother! EAT TO LIVE!
 * Clean the lies from your lives!
 * The revolution needs brothers like you!
 * Capitalism breeds accidents!
 * Capitalism breeds car crashes!
 * Legalise it and we'll advertise it!
 * My people love it.
 * You need to be corrected brother!
 * Please brother! Stop the violence!
 * Unhand me you sellout!
 * Thieving Uncle Tom!
 * Brainwashed bastard!
 * Of course but I won't discuss it openly!
 * Kiss my ass snitch!
 * Traitor!
 * Beware the beast sister!
 * Beware the beast brother!
 * Crack dealers destroy our community!
 * The New World Order has enslaved our people!
 * My fine African garments!
 * Your driving lacks street knowledge!
 * Stay in the driving seat brother!
 * Now we're both victims of capitalism!
 * Those garments are attrocious brother.
 * Look at that strong black brother, now that's an fine African warrior!
 * Brothers in the drivers seats intimidate you?!
 * You're acting kinda strange.
 * Violence breeds more violence fool!
 * You're too old for the man!
 * Rejecting messager, but consisting the message.
 * No more crime please uncle brother!
 * I only deal with revolutionaries.
 * Heard much about the New World Order?
 * Capitalism breeds violent deaths!
 * You know anything about the crack conspiracy?
 * Too strong and too black to die!
 * Look at that! They're hatin' me!
 * The revolution is coming, I'm wearing my best African garments.
 * The ancestors sent me back!
 * San Fierro is waking up to the truth!
 * TAXI!
 * You're not a government agent are you?
 * Jacking cars is what they want you to do!

Kifflom backpacker

 * Kifflom, brother uncle!
 * Are you looking for spiritual answers?
 * Kifflom! Kifflom!
 * Can I interest you in religion?
 * Dinosaurs are a lie! FACT!
 * Cris Formage saved my life!
 * Epsilon protect me!!
 * Put me up brother uncle!
 * Something big is happening in American religion.
 * You should read our literature!
 * Can I talk to you about religion?
 * Kifflom! Kifflom be praised!!
 * Don't corrupt me! I'm saved!
 * Kifflom and Krant!
 * Before I read the tract, I was lost.
 * Careful, brother uncle.
 * Careful, careful.
 * Do you need spiritual guidance?
 * Find out!
 * Have you ever taken a karate lesson for free?
 * Have you thought about the answers to the universe?
 * I bring a message of peace.
 * I haven't been with my parents since I've joined the fellowship.
 * I haven't spoke to my parents since...
 * I lie with nine of my sisters every week.
 * Join our fellowship.
 * No, it's a terrible lie.
 * Kifflom! Krant! Help!
 * Have you ever seen asperm? It’s a lie!
 * On the road take care in the woods of darkness.
 * Partner sharing is a integrated part of Cris's vision.
 * The world's beautiful, and so are you.
 * Yes, it's all thanks to epsilonism.
 * They should all read the Epsilon tract.
 * Kifflom, sister aunt!
 * Have you read the Epsilon tract?
 * Biology is a LIE!
 * I love the sexual side of Epsilonism!
 * Epsilonism doesn't allow this!!

Construction worker

 * Out of the way, man!
 * Hurry up, I gotta get to the site!
 * Come on, I got work to do!
 * Move it, asshole!
 * Buy American, you piece of shit!
 * I don't got all day here!
 * Move it or lose it, moron!
 * This ain't a parking lot, asshole!
 * I'm gonna be late for my bowling league!
 * What's your problem, pal?
 * Got some sort of disorder, buddy?
 * Tourettes, huh?
 * Watch where you're walking, moron!
 * You want me to shoot you with my nailgun?
 * Yeah, just try that again.
 * Do you want a black eye?
 * Easy!
 * Hey!
 * Watch it!
 * You in a rush?
 * You pushin' me, buddy?
 * What's your problem, buddy?
 * My bowling team's in first place.
 * Foreman takes all the credit.
 * Got this new table saw.
 * Bowling is such an intellectual game.
 * Fell off the scaffolding last week.
 * I wouldn't even wear that on the site!
 * You look like shit!
 * What the hell are you wearing?
 * Who paid you to wear those clothes?
 * Woah, fatty!
 * You're gonna give yourself a heart attack!
 * My god, you sure are fat!
 * You are a fat bastard!
 * Dude! Take a shower!
 * Try some deodorant, buddy!
 * And I thought I smelled bad!
 * My god, you stink!
 * Very flashy!
 * You sure know how to dress!
 * I like those clothes!
 * You must be in construction too, huh!
 * Gee, I wouldn't mess with you!
 * You a trainer or something?
 * Nice cologne, bro!
 * Bet you get a lot of ladies with that cologne!
 * Maybe I should try that cologne!
 * I wish I smelled that good!
 * You been to that new 24/7?
 * You tried using a belt cinder?
 * You ever do it yourself?
 * Have you checked out that new Willard dealership?
 * Have you ever tried bowling?
 * I oughta kick your ass!
 * Bring it on, buddy!
 * Yeah, this's gonna be fun!
 * I'm gonna mess you up!
 * I needed a release all day!
 * Come on, asshole!
 * Let's see what you got, douchebag!
 * Go ahead, make me hurt!

Ex-convict thug

 * Why you touchin' my beer?
 * Don't make me get outta my seat!
 * Raise up little bitch!
 * Get outta road, punk!
 * Move, chump, before I get upset!
 * Don't make me kick your ass!
 * You know where you at, fool?
 * Don't make me repeat myself. Move!
 * Get outta way, lil' bitch!
 * You can take me - I like it better in jail anyway(!)
 * You know who I am, chump?
 * I'll break your neck, punk.
 * Raise up little bitch.
 * Lookin' for problems? Keep trippin'.
 * I should slap yo' bitch ass.
 * You wanna die little bitch?
 * Lovin' another 187, punk.
 * Lookin' to get beat down, chump?
 * You're looking half-dead, fool.
 * Get outta my way.
 * You're askin' for it, fool.
 * In the pen, we play strip football.
 * I'm a Rusty Brown doughnut eatin' gangsta!
 * Nice wheels for a chump.
 * I'm taking bike repairs out your ass!
 * I'm taking car repairs out your ass!
 * I'm taking repairs out your ass!
 * I'm too big for little sales, sir!
 * Watch out, punk!
 * Stupid mark!
 * This shit better be good, punk.
 * In jail, being on top ain't gay.
 * You're a sissy with a silly ass car.
 * Nice car asshole!
 * Is that yo mama's car?
 * That is one ugly ass car!
 * I made a fool drink piss.
 * Those steroids make your dick do WHAT?
 * I just stole that bike too!
 * I just stole that car too!
 * I just stole this thing too, I hope yo mama's a mechanic!
 * I like that car little bitch.
 * Please sir! I'll be a good little thug!
 * Who pulls me out of my car?!
 * You sneaky punk! It's your funeral!
 * Big mistake, bitch!
 * It's your funeral, chump!
 * This is my vehicle, punk!
 * Run if you want to live mark!
 * Show some respect, punk!
 * That dead body made my day.
 * Jackin' my homie? I should jack you!
 * Taxi! Bring yo ass over here!
 * I'm a make you wash my drawers!
 * Bail before I make your heart fail.
 * I'm a give that fat ass a spanky!
 * Smoke, sterm, steroids give it here.
 * This shit better be good punk, any bad tricks I'll kill you.
 * Damn I missed out on all the fun!
 * Another 187 haha!
 * This murder put me in the mood!
 * It's on now, lil' man!
 * I love squabblin'!
 * It's lights out for you, chump!
 * I'ma make you wash my drawers!
 * You must wanna die, lil' man!
 * I kill you wit' my bare hands!
 * Come get knocked out like yo' mama!
 * You wanna scrap wit' a killa', fool?
 * You boxin' wit' a booty bandit, punk!
 * Let's work up a sweat, lil' man!
 * Yeah, let's go head up!
 * Time for a donation, chump.
 * Fool, you jackin' a straight killa!

Bikini woman

 * Get your fat body off the beach.
 * You smell like shit.
 * I'm special, asshole!
 * Wow, you smell hot!
 * My thong, asshole!
 * Go pick somebody fat instead!
 * Look at that guy!
 * Hey you, you looking good!
 * Nooooo! My hair!!
 * You can't shoot me!! I'm American!!
 * Hey fatty!
 * Hey porky!
 * Hey lardy!
 * I'm fighting the war on fat.
 * Get the hell out of my shadow.
 * Good luck losing the weight.
 * Stop staring at me!!
 * I'm not broken, am I?
 * Stop it you asshole!
 * Go hit a fat person!
 * Screw you dick!
 * I thank God for not making me fat.
 * Stop molesting me!
 * You are disgustingly fat!!

Mohawk punk

 * He got nothing on me!
 * Hey this is bullshit! Where are the charges?
 * Man, get out of the way!
 * OUT OF THE WAY!
 * Something's gonna be very wrong with you!
 * Everyone knows me at the casinos!
 * You call that a car?
 * Yo, yo, yo, yo!
 * That tattoo is FIERCE!!
 * OPEN YOUR EYES MAN!!
 * Man, I got this detailed!
 * Damn idiot!
 * Nooooooooo!!
 * What are you retarded?!
 * Can we just talk this out!
 * WA-HA-HO!!!
 * AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
 * I was done dealin' with diapers, I'm gonna kick your ass!
 * Oh what do you think you're doing?!
 * Oh this is not cool man!
 * You got no witnesses?
 * You wanna see a trick pal?
 * What are you, some kind of joker?
 * Hey watch your shoes man!
 * Man I just invented this trick!
 * You wanna bet on that?
 * What's the matter with you?
 * Unlike you I got somewhere to be!
 * Man some people...!
 * Come on man, let's beat the phones!
 * Ho ho, I'm feelin' lucky today!
 * Man, that is a rolling disaster!
 * Nice car pal!
 * Now that car is cool!
 * BLIND OR SOMETHING?!!
 * Hey LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY BIKE!!
 * Oh you're blind as a bat!
 * Oh what did you do?!
 * OOOHH!!!
 * You call that driving?!
 * AAAHHH!!!
 * You better not screw me man, I need some of that stuff.
 * Man, I hope you like knuckle sandwiches!
 * Oh watch where you point that!
 * Oh this is not working out!
 * I won't have any insurance!!!
 * MAN I JUST STOLE THAT CAR BACK!!!
 * GIMME THAT!!
 * I need this more than you do!
 * Awesome!
 * N.O.!
 * Go fly a kite!
 * Forget you!
 * Have you played craps?
 * Yo, the police are hassling me all the time!
 * I don't believe this!
 * Look at the tag on that!
 * Hey TAXI!!!
 * HEY WATCH OUT MAN!!! OH GOD!!!!
 * HEY THIS AIN'T DRIVING MAN!! THIS IS HUNTING!!
 * Have you driven a Hustler?
 * I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
 * I'm gonna crush your skull man!
 * You ever gamble!
 * Man, I'm banned from three casinos!
 * Man looks better on the windows!
 * UH!! I'M GONNA DIE MAN!!!
 * Playin' cards are gonna make me a millionairre!

"Old Cletus" vagrant

 * What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere.
 * Hey, you need a bodyguard player. I can protect anyone around here.
 * Something died in my underpants.
 * I once had a dream, but it died in San Andreas.
 * Two words for your gun: "Screw" and "you"!
 * When I find that chihuahua, I'm gonna kill it!
 * Have you ever been to that Glory Hole Theme Park?
 * I was world heavyweight champion in '68.
 * I had crabs the size of a baseball.
 * The liverwurst was green, but I ate it anyway.
 * Now you got the cooties, jackass!
 * You ever suck the fudge of a Rusty Brown's ring doughnut?
 * I shouldn't have eaten that taco...
 * Tag! You're it!
 * I hate this place.
 * Woof! Woof!
 * Excusez moi, asshole!
 * Has anyone seen my lizard?
 * I can't masturbate anymore.
 * When will I find true love...
 * Jumping Jehosophat! I'm not ready to die!
 * Are you, go ahead shoot me!
 * OK, OK, don't shoot me.
 * You mugging me? Do I look like your daddy to you?
 * Hello there missy!
 * Good day, sweetheart!
 * Have you sniffed that icky-icky?
 * Burger Shot burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster!
 * My stomach is rumbling.

Rich Hispanic Woman

 * Thinking I'm smarter than everybody I know. (talking to oneself)
 * Everybody wants to be like me.
 * It's so great to be rich and beautiful...
 * Do I look cheap to you?
 * Excuse me!?
 * That's as far as you get with me.
 * Get your ass back here now!
 * Don't tell me you just didn't see me!
 * These shoes are so expensive... (talking to oneself and being bumped into)
 * Did I say you could touch me?
 * I'm expecting an apology! (being bumped into)
 * You better say you're sorry.
 * You're lucky my man isn't here, cabron.
 * Finally, a man who knows how to dress like one. (responding positively to CJ's apparel)
 * That's a fine ride! (responding positively to CJ's car)
 * I wouldn't mind being seen with you!
 * You look like a cheap slob!
 * This area has a dress code, you know.
 * Did you buy your shirt at Binco's? (responding negatively to CJ's apparel)
 * You buy that at Binco's?
 * You look shit!
 * This is so wrong!
 * Are you going to hold me up!?
 * Take your ghetto shit back to Ganton! (if being carjacked)
 * You best just to step off!
 * Get him off me!
 * Ándale! (when waiting for traffic to move)
 * Chinga tu madre (fuck your mother), I ain't got time for this!
 * I will not stand for this shit!
 * My foot!
 * Where did you get that cut!? (responding positively to CJ's haircut)
 * I like a man who's not afraid to shop!
 * Finally, a man who dresses like one.
 * You're not worth it. (if CJ negatively replies to her compliments)
 * It's the bestest! (talking to a pedestrian)
 * It's the worst!
 * Ever been to the block where I grew up?
 * This area is really coming up!
 * Have you ever driven a Pfister? (talking to other pedestrians)
 * That chihuahua shit is nasty!
 * I ain't interested in Herr Gruber's Spa.
 * Hey chica!
 * Hi cutie!
 * Hey baby!
 * Hey chico!
 * It sucks!
 * It's terrible!
 * It's the worst! (responding to pedestrians)
 * Bye bye, girlfriend!
 * Isn't my dress cute?
 * Hey! Taxi! (looking for a taxi)
 * Right here's good. (being dropped off at her desired destination)
 * Watch where you're going! (if nearly hit by a car)
 * Gaah!
 * Diva!
 * Watch it!
 * Whatcha!?
 * That's it!
 * What the---!?

Depressed Black Woman

 * I'm having a breakdown in here!
 * This is just like Inversion Therapy!
 * I'm CRACKING up in here!
 * These things are sent to TEST us!
 * You gotta get outta my way!
 * MOVE!
 * Please, move!
 * Come on, I'm late for therapy!
 * Hey, look out!
 * Excuse you.
 * Push a girl? Very clever.
 * Do I look invisible?!
 * I've got enough problems without you pushing me!
 * Pushing a woman around?
 * How impressive!
 * Look where you're going, bully!
 * The world is a terrible, terrible place.
 * Guilt has ruined my life.
 * Wealth has so many responsibilities.
 * I just want to help people, and myself.
 * Oh, I know how it is to suffer.
 * The world hates people like me!
 * Mr. Fontaine is a genius!
 * I like shopping, and designer clothes...
 * Shopping really helps my self worth!
 * I blame my father...
 * Those shoes... they're wonderful!
 * Love the hair, m'brother.
 * Those shoes are out, Mister!
 * You must hate yourself in shoes like that!
 * SICK bastard!
 * FILTHY bastard!
 * He wrecked my car! He hates me!
 * Why does this always happen to me!?
 * He's trying to kill me!
 * Call my therapists! Any of them!
 * I'm moving to Ohio!

Black Young Businesswoman

 * You hit like a bitch!
 * Females have got squabbles too, sucker!
 * Excuse me...
 * Beating up girls, right!? (if provoked)
 * I firm with stunt doubles, asshole!
 * You stepped on my Shodi! (bumped into)
 * The studio might give me a promotion! (talking to pedestrians)

Mexican

 * I've seen your face officer!
 * Fuck you holmes! Keep your damn hood!
 * Junkies are pussies.
 * These Junkies, Their pathetic!
 * I sell drugs to children.
 * I've been with your wife officer.
 * Holmes, you need some rich man's eye? I got what you need.
 * I ain't a drug dealer! I got a wife and 13 children!
 * Don't look at me asshole!
 * What are you looking at puto?
 * I do with your wife officer!
 * Who d'you think you're messing with?
 * You want a little pick-me-up?
 * You know this beer makes me want to piss.
 * You push me, you want to die?!
 * I love making junk things bad!
 * Please officer! This is discrimination!
 * Come back here puto!
 * ASSHOLE!
 * Come back and fight ese!
 * I'll be back asshole!
 * Who the fuck do you think you are ese?!
 * I heard you the first time, fuck off!
 * You're too proud ese!
 * You're a pathetic junkie!
 * Look at that asshole!
 * I live the American Dream!
 * I ain't a drug dealer! I'm a war veteran!
 * I remember you! I know who you are!
 * Oh no! That's real bad news!
 * This is gonna be bad for business!
 * If you have it, I'm gonna be your priest!
 * I need some better customers.
 * I know who you are, drug fiend!
 * I'll see you in half an hour I guess.
 * Customers are such losers.
 * Have you ever heard of inflation?!

Black

 * I gotta call my lawyer!
 * Got some sticky-icky-icky homie!
 * So this is the best shit man! Government issue!
 * Ay, I rather slang than bang homie.
 * Yo man! Why you stressin' me!
 * Man! Damn! My ProLaps!
 * Man! You should've smoked me CJ!
 * Hey man, it's my block now!
 * Man, you half dead CJ!
 * Man, you half dead homie!
 * You bitch made punk! You dead!
 * Hey man, you tryin' to check me punk?!
 * Now what's up bitch!
 * CJ I'm gone! I'm gone!
 * Hey, I didn't know this was your hood homie!
 * Hey I don't want no problems Big CJ, haha.
 * Nothing stopping me from coming up!
 * Man, fool, I don't know you.
 * Man you pushing me up or something?
 * Hey man, see you later dawg. See ya later.
 * Man, I ain't the one homie!
 * I'm supposed to be dead dawg?!
 * I should turn my life around?
 * Sherm! Sherm! Get 'em sherm!
 * I ain't GOTS to do a damn thing!
 * What the hell you want mark?
 * What da hell?!

Caucasian

 * Excusez moi, asshole!
 * I'm gonna cut you a new smile!
 * This is shit man, and you know it!
 * I'm gonna mess your ghetto ass up!
 * This stuff is the shit!
 * ASSHOLE!!
 * Get a life!
 * Get a fucking life!
 * Come on man! Take the cash man! Let me go!
 * Gotta cut this shit with washing powder.
 * Gotta get my next shipment cut from San Fierro (3D Universe)
 * I hope I'm not watching my house.
 * Hey you got the wrong guy!
 * Man you're deluded!
 * Do you know who my dad is? I'm connected, ASSHOLE!
 * Whatever sport!
 * OK, I read you loud and clear.
 * Okay man chill!
 * Take it to someone who cares.
 * Go screw a raccoon.
 * This shit's weapon grade!
 * Watch this stuff, its rocket fuel man!
 * You want sliced?!
 * You think you're something huh?!
 * Oh you wanna do the "nasty dance" huh!
 * I can't believe this shit!!
 * I want my lawyer!

Bone County

 * How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar?
 * Adam and Eve was brother and sister.
 * I'm telling you, horse is the new pork.
 * I'm telling ya man cousins is legal, this is crazy!
 * Move you dumb retard!
 * So the donkey walks into a bar...
 * Hey! I ain't got all day!
 * You stinking piece of shit! MOVE!
 * Next time I punch your face.
 * You inbred or something, you can't see me?
 * What do you mean change my socks?
 * What a rustbucket!
 * What a piece of shit car!
 * I'm gonna get myself a monster truck!
 * HEY! You look out!
 * Hey! This is my pa's car!
 * You damn Yankee!
 * When d'you learn to drive?!
 * Come on, punch me!
 * He's got a gun!!
 * Who the hell do you think you are?!
 * HEY! Get off!
 * Hey get back here! Where do you think you're going?!
 * You've been messing with the wrong guy!
 * I was gonna introduce you to my sister.
 * Heck no. No.
 * Hey I ain't got all day buddy!
 * Pardon me!
 * Hey come on man! Look out!
 * What do you think of this here chrome shotgun?
 * Ma and pa were past cousins.
 * Donkey's afraid of a big fat man.
 * Whoa man, you sure is fat.
 * Oh you rude bastard.
 * NOT MY BIKE!
 * Oh geez! That was my favourite bike!
 * Hey! I just stole this car!
 * You're dead donkin' me buddy!
 * Oh come on asshole!
 * Out of my way!
 * Come on! Gimme your best shot!
 * Come on, I'm gonna break your nose!
 * HELP! I'm being shot at!
 * Beat it tough guy! I ain't afraid of ya!
 * Bastard jacked me!
 * Oh, ma's gonna be so mad!
 * Hey that varmint son'bitch stole my car! Oh how am I going to get home?
 * Oh pa's gonna whup me for this one!
 * This here car's mine! So out you go boy!
 * Watch your step on the way out! Hee hee!
 * Hey I was just bein' friendly!
 * You got something against donkeys?
 * Hey leave me alone!
 * Well hello there miss!
 * Hello donkey lips!
 * Have you ever lived in a trailer park?
 * Sprunk an' scotch is my favourite drink.
 * Cover your eyes donkey!
 * This store is fancy!
 * Oh I want me some of these!
 * Oh, I think I'm gonna puke...
 * Are you insane?!
 * Step on it buddy, I'm in a mood.
 * That was fast. Here's some change.
 * My cousins are gonna get you for this!
 * See ya later donkey hater!
 * I'm the victim in this here situation!
 * Now get the hell out!
 * I was tryin' to be nice!
 * Hey we was just talkin'!
 * These bar stools sure are squishy.
 * Hey let's get a move on!
 * I'm gonna get angry!
 * Pardon me.
 * Hey mister!
 * See ya later pretty lady!
 * Have you ever raised donkeys.
 * Dude, Burger Shot is disgusting.
 * Lordy Lordy!
 * I wonder if they got this in yellow?
 * Would you ring me for this?
 * Hey there!
 * Hey that was cool!
 * Sonny Jim, I'm in a rush!
 * Good job, here's the change.
 * Please mister, let me go!
 * I'll never see my donkey again!
 * You city folk are so rude.
 * Yeah it's the Devil, oh it's disgusting, I can't bear it.
 * I got no time for you man.
 * See you later.
 * Have you ever tried licking a Rusty Brown?
 * Incest is a beautiful thing!
 * I just love the countryside.
 * I think you just killed that person!
 * Howdy!
 * I just can't bear the city.
 * You seen my life! You've seen my donkey too?
 * There is no way I'm payin' for that!
 * Hey it's about time!
 * Somebody help me! Hey, this guy's touchin' me!
 * I'll let you touch me if you let me go!

Countryside

 * Wow son, you're a big boy.
 * Careful piggy!
 * Grandpa got caught in the pig pen, I love a squealer.
 * Why are you driving like that?
 * Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?!
 * Oh yeah! You're real funny kid!
 * Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her!
 * Get away from my home!
 * Howdy, partner!
 * Hello she-male!
 * Have you ever shot a dog?
 * Inbreeding ain't so bad.
 * Did piggy make it?
 * This guy's insane! This must be judgement day!
 * Dude, can I get out of here?
 * Move it, numbnuts!
 * Move!
 * Move your ass!
 * Come on move!
 * Open your eyes, boy!
 * Mama and papa are close cousins.
 * Those little curly tails freak me out.
 * Some peope say swine is fat.
 * I love that car, is that real?
 * Don't shoot! I don't wanna die!
 * Keep yer dirty hands off me!
 * ARGH, off! Get off me!
 * You can't just carjack me!
 * You ain't robbin' me piggy!
 * Oh yeah?!
 * Have you liked pink pigs?
 * Have you shot a dog?
 * I have a fat hog.
 * What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless.
 * Woah, hey!
 * Watch it!
 * You're mine, piggy!
 * I cannot wait a minute!
 * My mama showed me how to fight!
 * I'm gonna make you real sorry!
 * You're gonna regret the day you came here!

Katie Zhan

 * Hey Carl! (When starting a date)
 * Hey ya, CJ!
 * Hey CJ!
 * Those Epsilon nutjobs freak me out. (talking to CJ)
 * Necrophilia is too far, even for me.
 * OG Loc? "OG Joke" is more like it.
 * Madd Dogg is my favorite rapper.
 * You should come down to the dojo more often.
 * I love to work in the ER, it gives me a thrill.
 * I've been a nurse for three years now!
 * Oh yeah, wow! (When CJ crashes his car)
 * Shit that was good!
 * Man, this gets me so hot!
 * CJ, you're insane, I love you!
 * You're the worst driver ever, I love it!
 * You're mad, CJ, I love it!
 * That's it, CJ, push it, faster!
 * Come on CJ, push it!
 * Faster, you little wimp! Faster!
 * I'm so hot right now!
 * Oh baby, the car could blow up at the moment! (when car is on fire)
 * I love it, we're on fire!
 * Oh Carl, I hurt, but I love it!
 * So close to death yet so alive...
 * Use your eyes!
 * How rude!
 * Hey!
 * Watch yourself! (bumped into)
 * Wake up!
 * Hey, look where you're going!

Denise Robinson

 * Wassup, Romeo? (when starting a date)
 * Hey there. (when starting a date)
 * I'm hungry, let's eat!
 * Good call on the meal!
 * Loved that food, Romeo.
 * Take me away from all of it.
 * Take me back to my crib.
 * I had three kids but i gave them away.
 * I wanna open a beauty shop one day.
 * Carl, i ain't just a cheap fling.
 * I ain't just some hood rat, CJ.
 * I've always been into gangbanging.
 * Cool around here!
 * Ain't it great around here, CJ?
 * Relax, you busta. (when crashing the car)
 * CJ, my nails! (when crashing the car)
 * I don't wanna die yet! (when crashing the car)
 * We should blast on some fools since we're here.
 * Let's go dump on some bustas, come on!
 * Can you take me home, baby?

Michelle Cannes

 * Cars are the only thing i care about, man.
 * My first car was a Perennial.
 * Started racing bikes when i was twelve.
 * CJ, you're a dream date.
 * I'm free falling for you!
 * Look at this place, it's a hole!
 * CJ, you're a maniac!
 * CJ, you're crazy!

Barbara Schternvart

 * Hello again, Mr. Johnson. (when starting a date)
 * Crime figures have shot up all over the state.
 * You don't get much drug-related crime out here in the desert.
 * This whole desert's crawling with CIA.
 * I could shoot you and no one would say a thing.
 * I got two kids and my job to hold down.
 * My husband called me a control freak.
 * Not that many men would go out with a female cop.
 * We had a plane crash over by The Big Ear.
 * See what happens when you push it? (when crashing the car)
 * You're breaking the law, slow down! (when driving too fast)
 * There, you see, you can behave well.

Helena Wankstein

 * Isn't it really spiritual around here?
 * I went to a private school, we're in a slum.
 * Is this where you take a nice girl?
 * In my own awful way, i love you.
 * Come on, a little quicker would be nice. (when driving too slow)
 * What are we waiting for? (when driving too slow)
 * Are you on drugs? (when driving too slow)
 * Take me home, baby.
 * I'm a very unhappy person.
 * Slow down! (when driving too fast)
 * I don't wanna die in a traffic accident! (when driving too fast)
 * I'm a lawyer, slow down! (when driving too fast)
 * Stop doing that or i'll shoot you in the head. (when crashing the car)
 * If i'm honest, Carl, i'm using you.
 * I've made so much money out of divorce.
 * Calm down, you asshole. (when crashing the car)

Biker

 * You think I'm bad at knitting?!
 * Careful asshole!
 * Here I come! Ready or not!
 * Is that coff designer ink?
 * City tattoo artists are gettin' good!
 * I'm coming after you jerkoff!
 * Nobody touches my bike!
 * Oil cans make good flower pots.
 * What're you doing out here?
 * Eat my leather!
 * Hope you like the taste of black leather!
 * Violence isn't the answer man.
 * YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
 * I'm gonna find you!
 * That was a price for my old lady!
 * Forget it, no way man.
 * Hello, little lady.
 * Howdy partner!
 * Adiós, amigo!
 * You like the tits on those Venturas waitresses?
 * Burger Shot was made from roadkill.

Los Santos taxi driver

 * Why did I take this route?!
 * Green means "go"!
 * You're on with this car crash bullshit!
 * I got a nephew with LSPD.
 * Gun rhymes with run! You see? That's why I don't stop you little thugs!
 * I'm so sick of these Los Santos gang wars and it's so easy they turned it so bad.
 * These honks be honking in praise, you know?
 * Watch the road!
 * I just bought this taxi!!
 * I just collected a lot of sprunk cans for this car!
 * I'm pressing charges!
 * I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot!
 * No liquor thanks, I'm on duty.
 * Sprunk on the rocks.
 * Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again!
 * Oh no! This is where I get off! Boy, this is not the wild west!
 * I feel shame for your mother!
 * HELP!! LSPD!! You demon bastard! My cab!
 * You revived me? Those gangbangers do this?! What the hell is going on here?
 * Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
 * You think this is a parade!
 * You blew your chance for friendship.
 * Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos!
 * I don't bang son, relax.
 * Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me.
 * You got a glass jaw, baby gangsta!
 * Papa don't take no jive!
 * Come here, I wanna tell ya somethin'!
 * Gettin' served by an old man!
 * Turn the other cheek, boy!
 * The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff!
 * Knockin' you out and crackin' a Sprunk!

Specific pedestrian (not appearing normally)
This pedestrian appears in an Flat-top haircut with goatee, wearing a light blue hoodie, a pair of ivory pants and black low-tops. They won't appear on streets in normal occasions. He may also comment on Carl himself, but some strategies must be used to do so.
 * Come on, man, move!
 * Move, homie!
 * Ahh, this fool!...
 * Raise up dude!
 * Damn you ruin my ride!
 * Make it a step!
 * Ah, man...
 * Hey, chill out, homie! (when bumped into)
 * Easy, partner, watch out! (when bumped into)
 * Watch out fool! (when bumped into)

Trivia

 * Some central or main characters have quotes when Carl bumps into them or attacks them to make them retaliate, but they are not displayed on-screen. If they are in a flipped or incinerating vehicle, or the vehicle CJ is driving gets crashed or is controlled with a high speed, especially during a certain mission, they will shout out something. These characters at least include Sweet, Ryder, Big Smoke, Cesar Vialpando, The Truth, OG Loc, T-Bone Mendez, and some mission targets.