Happy Hour

Happy Hour is a mission in Grand Theft Auto Advance, given to protagonist Mike by bar tender Jonnie from the bar he works at in the Red Light District on Portland Island, Liberty City.

Mission
Jonnie needs some ingredients for his 'special' brew and needs Mike to collect them quickly. Mike leaves and drives Jonnie's Monster Truck to the five locations (in Chinatown, Portland Harbor, Trenton, Atlantic Quays and Saint Mark's) to collect the five ingredients. After collecting the ingredients, Mike returns to the bar in the Red Light District.

Script
Jonnie: Mike, I've got some stuff that needs collecting. It's what I call my 'special' brew. Take the monster truck out front and bring it all back. I need it fast, so hurry.

Mike: I'm surprised no one's gone blind on the crap you serve.

Jonnie: It's not my problem unless I get caught. Now get going.

(Mike drives to Chinatown and the first location)

Person #1: This is volatile stuff. I wouldn't be smokin' near it if I was you.

(Mike drives to Portland Harbor and the second location)

Person #2: This stuff is more powerful than what my grandfather used to make in Russia. He died young, you know.

Mike: One more reason to quit. I don't want to end up like these bums.

(Mike drives to Trenton and the third location)

Person #3: This stuff's the bomb! I forgot my wife's name after a few sips and found a girlfriend after a couple more!

(Mike drives to Atlantic Quays and the fourth location)

Person #4: I ran out of drain so I used some drainer fluid. Just a bit, mind you. Too much and it will send the customers to the bathrooms - permanently.

(Mike drives to Saint Mark's and the fifth location)

Person #5: This stuff will keep you warm enough to go outside naked, reminds me of my fraternity days.

Jonnie (pager): It's almost happy hour, Mike. Hurry on back. Jonnie.

(Mike drives back to the bar in the Red Light District)

Jonnie: Nice job, Mike. Now comes the tough job of pouring this brew into the fine label stuff. Here's your payment.

Mike: Looks like I got back just in time. There's some fidgeting lowlifes in here who've got the shakes.

Jonnie: Hey, be respectful, Mike. These are my patrons. Now scram, I'm busy.

Post Mission Page Script
Jonnie: I've got a mission for you. Head to the bar. Jonnie.

Reward
The reward for completing the mission is $5,000. The mission Grand Opening is unlocked by completing the mission.

External Link

 * Happy Hour mission on YouTube by GTAhelper