Crazy '69'

Crazy '69' is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories given to protagonist Toni Cipriani by corrupt LCPD police officer Leon McAffrey from Aspatria, Staunton Island, Liberty City.

Mission
Toni meets Leon and his new partner, Ray Machowski, in Aspatria and after a brief introduction, Leon and Toni leave to 'fight organised crime'. Toni and Leon go to Belleville Park, where Leon has Toni kill twenty Forelli Family mobsters with a Katana sword.

Script
Leon McAffrey: I don't know what I wrong in my past life to deserve you. Ray, you're 40 years old, and you have no idea what's really going on. I don't know how you've gotten this far. I don't know how somebody hasn't put a bullet in your mother Theresa head yet.

Ray Machowski: Hey watch your mouth, Leon. I can't believe we're having this fucking conversation.

Leon McAffrey: What, are you gonna go run to mommy? Are you gonna jump on daddy's knee? Ask for a wet kiss?

(Toni walks in on the conversation)

Leon McAffrey: Hey Toni!

Ray Machowski: Freeze, asshole.

Leon McAffrey: WOAH! Woah! Woah! Easy! Meet my new partner, Mr. Hip! He's gonna make sure I do everything by the book! Toni Cipriani, Ray Machowski. He's with us. Hey we're gonna go fight organised crime now. You run along to the precinct, fill out a report. You're a good kid... Let's go, Toni.

Ray Machowski: You piece of shit, Leon.

Reward
The reward for completing the mission is $2,000 and the Dragon Outfit, along with the Night of the Living Dreads mission is unlocked.

Trivia

 * The mission name refers to the film Kill Bill, where Uma Thurman fights a group of Yakuza gangsters known as The Crazy 88. She uses a katana, just like Toni.
 * The number 69 is a reference to the sexual position.

External link

 * Crazy '69' mission on YouTube by GTAmissions - PlayStation 2 Version