Taxi Drivers Must Die!

Taxi Drivers Must Die! is the sixth job in Grand Theft Auto 2 given to Claude by Elmo of the Loonies. The mission is the first mission available from the red Loony phones in Sunnyside of the Downtown District.

Mission
Elmo is angry at the taxis because they won't give him any rides. He asks Claude to destroy some to show them his point of view. Claude jacks them all and crushes them at the docks, killing the drivers as well.

Script
Elmo: "Hey, Jumbo, it's Elmo. The Taxis in this city won't give me a ride. I have chosen three of them for special attention. Go get the first Taxi."

(Claude drives to the first marked taxi and jacks it.)

Elmo: "Do your worst, Jumbo. Taxi Drivers must DIE!"

(Claude kills the taxi driver.)

Elmo: "Now take the Taxi to the South Docks Car Crusher and get it crushed."

Elmo: "No time for fare dodging, Jumbo. Get back in the Taxi and get on with the job."

(Claude drives to the docks and parks the taxi under the crane.)

Elmo: "Get out of the Taxi and enjoy the Crusher Magic, Jumbo."

(Claude gets out of the taxi and lets the crusher destroy it.)

Elmo: "Cool, Jumbo, but I still can't get a ride. We need to create some chaos so steal another Taxi."

(Claude drives to the second marked taxi and jacks it.)

Elmo: "Shit, Jumbo, there's two of them! Oh well... waste them both!"

(Claude kills the taxi drivers.)

Elmo: "This is FUN! Back to the South Docks Car Crusher, Jumbo."

Elmo: "What's with the itchy feet? Get back in the Taxi and get the job done."

(Claude drives to the docks and parks the taxi under the crane.)

Elmo: "You know the score, Jumbo. Out of the Taxi - it's Crusher Time!"

(Claude gets out of the taxi and lets the crusher destroy it.)

Elmo: "Now I'm getting free rides, Jumbo. This is good. Let's mess up one last Taxi, just for fun."

(Claude drives to the last marked taxi and jacks it.)

Elmo: "Shit, Jumbo, there's a whole gang of them in this Taxi. Kill them all!"

(Claude kills the taxi drivers.)

Elmo: "Get that Taxi crushed, Jumbo - you know you want to."

(Claude drives to the docks and parks the taxi under the crane.)

Elmo: "Get out of the Taxi so it can be sent to Taxi Heaven."

(Claude gets out of the taxi and lets the crusher destroy it.)

Elmo: "Good work, Jumbo. Now I get Taxis superquick! I'm giving you $60,000 because I like you so much. Keep in touch!"

Reward
Completing the mission will give you $60,000.