User:Thegtaguy

My fav gta is tied between SA and 3. "w001shuihaei hw jds wj89 osa oiwaoi sa dsa ej89" I call this language the Kazweik language. In that language Kazweik means... SA!!!!! That sentenced translated is "San Andreas. Vice City. GTA 3 at large kaboom! yup thats what I say" Will teach you more of my lingo later. w00t

My Parodies/stories
This section is only about stories/parodies I made up based on other movies, games, etc. I am too lazy to post all of it so im only gonna post 1 part.

This is a parodie of 007 James Bond: Die another day. Heres 1 part of it: "Hey boss," Wayne Kong said rubbing his stomach. "I need you to get a pizza from North Korea, Its really good there!" His boos told him. 8 hours later, just after his plane arrives. "Heres the Diamonds, now give my the pizza!" Wayne said. "Check it!" The Korean General said. "Heres your Pizza now wait untill we check the box to see if its real," The General said. Ok now lets stop there. You already know whats gonna happen, but you might not also. Heres the rest of the paragraph: "Check under the box!" The men were ordered and when the looked there was a box that said jacko on it. "Whats that?" The General asked. "Um, more diamonds for you?" Wayne answered steadily. The men opened the box and Silly string came out! "Get him!" General ordered. So i'll make the whole story later. I'll give the link to you.
 * 001 Wayne Kong: Eat another day.