Weazel

"The mouthpiece through which simultaneous moral outrage and cultural hedonism gets funneled into the living rooms of the American people."

- Description at Bawsaq.com.

Weazel Television Network (BAWSAQ: WZL) is a television network in both the 3D Universe and HD Universe of the Grand Theft Auto series. The player can buy their stocks from the Bawsaq.com website in Grand Theft Auto V.

Description
Originally referenced briefly during radio advertising as the broadcaster of various fictional television shows, Weazel is expanded in Grand Theft Auto IV into a complete television network, including Weazel News. Weazel is a parody of U.S. TV network Fox Broadcasting Company.

The station was originally spelled Weasel in GTA Liberty City Stories (the station's name does not appear in written form in GTA Vice City or GTA San Andreas), changing to Weazel in the HD Universe. The station has its own building in Los Santos in Grand Theft Auto V.

Channel 15
Channel 15 is a television channel affiliated to Weazel. Little is known about the channel, though it is known that Natalie Vanet is an undercover investigator working for the channel. Melanie Mallard also seems to be a TV reporter working for Channel 15.

The channel cannot be viewed on any of the protagonists' television.

3D Universe

 * Just the Five of Us (GTA Vice City; broadcasted Friday nights)
 * My Five Uncles (GTA San Andreas)
 * Law (GTA San Andreas; broadcasted Thursdays)
 * Intergalactic Wrestling Title (GTA San Andreas; broadcasted weekends)
 * Swapmeet (GTA Liberty City Stories; broadcasted Thursday evenings)
 * Bad T and Theo (GTA Liberty City Stories; replaced by Swapmeet due to poor ratings)

Viewable

 * The Men's Room (GTA IV and The Ballad of Gay Tony)
 * Split Sides (both Ricky Gervais and Katt Williams)
 * Republican Space Rangers (GTA IV, Episode 456 and "Homecoming" for EFLC)
 * Venturas Poker Challenge

Mentioned

 * 72
 * Ether
 * Spittoon
 * How To Survive When There is A Suitcase Nuke On Your Train
 * Vinewood Cunts
 * Vacation Home Sluts
 * Terror Marathon
 * Crow
 * Weazel News (GTA IV, Episodes From Liberty City and GTA Chinatown Wars)
 * Homo Erectus
 * Waning with the Stars
 * Undertaker (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Advertisements

 * Burger Shot
 * VIP Luxury Ringtones
 * Whiz
 * Excelsior
 * Michael Graves campaign ad
 * John Hunter campaign ad
 * VIG Insurance

Viewable

 * Kung Fu Rainbow Lazerforce
 * Republican Space Rangers
 * Fame or Shame
 * Jack Howitzer

Mentioned

 * Alien Couch
 * Organ Farm
 * Pervert Stare
 * Serious Cougar
 * The Real Cunts of Suburbia

Advertisements

 * Ammu-Nation
 * Grand Senora Desert
 * Lifeinvader Tablet
 * Pißwasser
 * Benefactor Surano
 * Bravado Bison (Enhanced version only)
 * Up-n-Atom Burger