User:Monkeypolice188

STATUS: OFFLINE 

Projects for 2015
For other tasks, see here.

December

 * Christmas :P
 * Create Christmas banner, logo, and background.
 * Finish this which uses this and this.
 * Complete Vice City Image Table.
 * Relax a bit.

November

 * Create vehicle image tables for:
 * GTA 1
 * GTA 2
 * GTA III
 * GTA VC
 * GTA SA
 * GTA LCS
 * GTA VCS
 * GTA IV
 * EFLC
 * GTA V


 * MAJOR cleanup of ALL vehicle articles, including extending and italicating of subheadings, organisation according to Manual of Style/Vehicles/Template, and gaining and adding of vehicle design galleries, performance descriptions, and trivia cleanups.
 * Get a life and stop editing so much xD
 * Get to college more often, perhaps.
 * Actually build a car IRL (so far, half-way xD).

October

 * Continuing with August's Projects
 * Gaining Vehicles in GTA IV design views.
 * Fixing up Drivetrains in GTA IV and Drivetrains in GTA V.
 * Cleaning up headings, extending abbreviations in headings to full form. Organisation to match manual of style (vehicles).
 * Up to (including as completed): Daemon
 * Start work on to-do list (to be confirmed).

August

 * To gather design views of most (if not all) vehicles in GTA V, Should contain engine bay view, all 4 side views, 2 quarters, upper view, underside view, FPS image and interior images (major project). - Goes along with gallery changes - see here.
 * To see progress, see here.
 * Adjustments to physical order of pages in sections, as well as edits to infoboxes (captioning in bold and italicized, no abbreviations for GTA Titles). Gallery re-order being a main an issue. Refer to Manual Of Style (currently under development).
 * Adding Aircraft Stats to Aircraft (beta).
 * Adding Boat Stats to Boats (beta).
 * Continuing to add heist objectives to Infoboxes of heist pages.

February

 * Mainly Upgrading Vehicle Pages (GTA V Mainly ) 
 * Adding stated top speeds.
 * Adding speedometer maximum top speeds.
 * Adding stated acceleration times.
 * Adding actual acceleration times.
 * Adding drivetrains.

Key


 * Linked = partially attempted/partially completed.


 * Linked and striked out = complete.


 * Class striked out = class complete.

Utility

 * Scrap Truck
 * Towtruck (large)
 * Towtruck (small)

Industrial

 * Dock Handler
 * Dozer
 * Flatbed
 * Mixer (both variants)
 * Rubble
 * Tipper (both variants)

Military

 * Barracks Semi
 * Crusader

Off-Road

 * Marshall
 * Mesa (Merryweather variant)

SUVs

 * Habanero
 * Patriot
 * Radius
 * Rocoto
 * Serrano

Emergency

 * Lifeguard
 * Police Bike
 * Police Cruiser (Buffalo variant)
 * Police Prison Bus
 * Police Riot
 * Police Transporter

Vans

 * Bison
 * Bobcat XL
 * Burrito (both variants)
 * Camper
 * Minivan
 * Paradise
 * Rumpo
 * Surfer
 * Taco Van
 * Youga

Excess Work (long time projects)

 * Complete all Deathmatch pages for GTA Online to the maximum.
 * Complete all Capture pages for GTA Online to the maximum
 * Complete all LTS pages for GTA Online to the maximum
 * Complete all Race pages for GTA Online to the maximum
 * Get images for all Deathmatches. (both maps and title images)

GTA Online Bank Balance

 * $2,300,000 (2 sig-figs) /2.3 x 106 (standard form)

Platforms - Popular Games

 * Android Phone (Samsung S6) - GTA III, GTA SA, GTA CW.
 * Tablet (ASUS) - GTA III, GTA VC and GTA SA.
 * Xbox Original - Driver: Parallel Lines.
 * Xbox 360 - GTA V, Driver San Francisco, Minecraft, GTA SA (Remastered).
 * Xbox One - GTA V (Enhanced Version), Minecraft, Forza Motorsport 5, Watchdogs.
 * PC - SimCity 5, GTA IV EFLC.

GTA IV PC Mods
Though I'm not a fan of mods (to me, they usually ruin the original aspect of the game), I have decided to get a few of my favorites. My advice? Don't install more than 10 mods, the game will eventually crash an hour or so into gameplay. I have 8, and it still crashes after an hour and a half (though my PC isn't the best of things).

Mods I have:

 * 1999 Ford Crown Victoria (NYC Taxi Livery) - Replaces Vapid Taxi
 * 1999 Ford Crown Victoria (NYPD Interceptor/Patrol Livery, triangular light bar) - Replaces Vapid Police Cruiser
 * 2002 Chevrolet Impala (NYPD Interceptor/Patrol Livery, triangular light bar) - Replaces Declasse Police Patrol
 * 2002 Chevrolet Impala (LC Taxi Livery) - Replaces Declasse Taxi
 * Lenco BearCat (SWAT Division, no light/roof bar) - Replaces Enforcer
 * Chevrolet Tahoe (NYPD Livery, triangular light bar) - Replaces NOOSE Patriot
 * Chevrolet Tahoe (SWAT Livery, no light/roof bar) - Replaces NOOSE Cruiser
 * Simple Trainer 6.5 - Includes many basic demands, vehicle spawning, god mode, wanted level locks, teleportation, car modifications, car commands, weapon commands, locking/unlocking doors, infinite weaponry/ammo clip, etc.
 * Tsunami Mod - Test only, didn't keep.
 * Car variety spawning Mod - Increases the variety of cars spawning, changes spawner every 15 seconds - allows game to spawn NPC-Controlled Buses, and random emergency vehicles responding on streets.

Personal Computers
Ok, so I don't play PC games much, but I have a relatively good performing PC, to say I know nothing about the Specifications of PCs. I have 3 PCs (the infobox on the right shows my Windows XP PC), one Windows XP, one Windows 7 (rarely used), and a Windows 7 Laptop (which I use for editing on the wiki).

I have SimCity 5 on the PC on the right, which performs perfectly on full specs, I'm also playing GTA IV on it, which runs it on medium to high settings.

Before you ask, NO, my PC can definitely NOT run GTA V, and I'm not planning on getting it. The graphics card is capable of running it (on low - medium settings), but the processor can definitely not run it.

The reason I prefer Console to PC is the comfort and simplicity of Consoles. PCs are too complex (unless you learn about them in advance), you have to know if your PC is capable of running a game, whereas with console, you already know, as the game wouldn't be made for a console which cannot be run on it! I'm not trying to start a console-PC war (trust me, I know what they turn into with experience in comment sections on Youtube).

Spotted a mistake on my user page?
Contact me and  ask permission  for editing it.

Favorite Wiki Editors

 * Camilo - Likely my best buddy, he's really funny, chatty, understands my problems, my opinions, my likes and dislikes, etc. Really interesting and lovable. Love chatting to him :). Also one of the best patrollers.
 * Jamal - Best Bcrat here, funny, can take a joke, really friendly, really active. Personal friend.
 * Andre - One of my best buddies...not only here, but in my personal life :D Nothing we disagree on :P We talk about anything and we laugh together. I become happy when he joins chat, especially if there's only me in there xD.
 * Myth - Very friendly guy...always on the chat to talk to, I love to chat to him about engines. One of by best personal friends, and one of the best patrollers.
 * Sam - mature and very good editor. Good with his vocabulary. Really friendly and can kindly offer advice, or relate/understand problems. He's the kinda guy I feel I could go to for serious help or to talk through my bad problems with. Personal friend.
 * Leon - Good Cop! Really friend, understands situations and handles them very well. Really friendly and chatty
 * Thegtaseeker96 - He's really, really helpful and competent, hope to see him join chat one day xD.
 * Konan - Very advisable and nice to chat with.
 * Mitch - Fellow car lover, really friendly, very knowledgeable and interesting to talk to!
 * 558050 - appreciates my work here, and is kind hearted. Does some amazing work here
 * Doc - king of photographing locations, buildings, roads, cars, you name it, he's done it...


 * Tom - lives in my city, so it's quite nice to have someone near me on the wiki :). Does some brilliant work here, such as all the images he adds.
 * Marcus - Friendly, knowledgeable, follows policies, very polite and mature.
 * Alex - Really personable, love talking to him. Really interested in your conversations, and vice versa :) 
 * Derp - Friendly guy...good manners.

Where Can You Find Me?
Most Active of wiki's edited: Permission given to Andre, Jamal and Sam for editing my user page.

Vehicles

 * Monk is so far, the best driver in the wiki (Added by: Andre)
 * However, Andre would like to challenge him on a race. (Added by: Andre)
 * Monk is a very experienced driver however, not to be rude, but Monk would win :P
 * Guy also agrees that he is the best driver here. (Added by: Guy)
 * Monk's favourite high-end sports car is the McLaren P1. Monk's favourite classic car is the Ferrari 250 GTO. Monk's favourite four-door sedan is the Ford Crown Victoria. Monk's favourite muscle car is the Corvette Stingray C3 (ZR-1), followed by the 1971 Dodge Charger R/T.
 * The best car Monk has claimed to drive is the Ferrari 458, and the best to work on was the BMW I8. He also really enjoyed driving the Nissan GT-R, Jeep Wrangler, Mitsubshi Lancer Evo and Dodge Charger R/T. These are just a few of over 50 significant cars he has driven, as well as the many more he drove at work.
 * Monk owns a krypton green 2003 Lotus Elise S2
 * Monk's next car is likely to be a Corvette Stingray C3, however, he also wants to body-kit a Datsun Fairlady Z(240Z) to replicate the Ferrari 250 GTO, however, Datsuns are very unreliable, and Stingrays (in fact muscle cars in general) have low milage to the gallon, which means more running expenditure.
 * Monk knows he talks way to much about himself, and about his vehicles, but who gives a shit anyway?
 * Konan disagrees, and finds him to be not very egotistical at all, but appreciates his humility. (Added by: Konan T-A Lim)
 * Even despite his mechanical mind and job, he struggles to understand the complexity of a limited-slip differential (he's beginning to understand the basis of it, however).
 * Myth hunter said that Monk can become a teacher if there was a subject called "engine class". (Added by: Myth)
 * One good reason for this is because Monk scored 100/100 for his "All about Vehicles" Gold-Module Examination. (Added by: Marcus)
 * Monk is described to be a car encyclopedia by Myth hunter.
 * Because Monk lives close to an airport, he has seen many unique aircraft in his time, including the one-and-only Vulcan Bomber (twice now), an AH-64 Apache, a Boeing 747 (one-time only), several Bae Systems HAWKs, Concorde (when he was about 5), 3 Tornado fighter jets, 3 Eurofighters, 4 Spitfires, two Bell UH-1 Iroquois', 3 CH 47 Chinooks, 1 unarmed MH-6 Little Bird and several Lockheed C17 Globemasters.
 * Monk also flew in a Bell 206 Ranger as part of a birthday-reward Helicopter Ride.

Miscellaneous
"Back in't olden days when I wa' a kid, I din't get t'money youn'folks get nowwa days, 'a got nowt, a penny a day wa' all I got for me' paper round, 's all changed now"
 * Monk is known to be very aggressive at times, which explains how he gained two speeding tickets within a 1-week period.
 * Monk tends to get very angry in certain discussions, depressed over certain things, become sensitive over certain arguments, jealous over certain things and bores/gets bored in chat.
 * Monk's real name is Guy, but he hates that name, and prefers users to call him Monk (have you guessed yet).
 * Monk has a girlfriend, surprisingly.
 * Monk thought he was gay for 6 years, legitimately, which is concerning. Thankfully he's past all that.
 * Monk misspelled "Flores" (Cam's surname) as "Flares" in a Staff Map, but he actually laughed at it. (Added by: Camilo)
 * Monk is from Yorkshire, England, where the words "Something", "Nothing" and "The" haven't reached in full format, instead, they are said as "Somet", "Nowt" and "'Te".
 * Because of this, Monk and VaultBoy are the only properly bred users on this wiki. They are the best as they are from God's Own County. (Added by: Tom)
 * They're also the only ones here that can talk a proper Yorkshire accent, without making a fool of themselves for attempting it wrongly.
 * Monk gives a perfect example of a Yorkshire accent:

- Monk's grandfather (sadly no longer with us)

"Off t' shop t' get sum bread an' biccies."
 * VaultBoy's example from his own life: (Added by: Tom)

- VaultBoy


 * Monk is an excellent drawer. (Added by J)
 * This user has been proved to be guilty for dropping spanners in the engine bay. (Added by: Myth)