Dialogues in GTA IV



This page lists all protagonist, pedestrian and law enforcement dialogue in Grand Theft Auto IV and Episodes From Liberty City.

Niko Bellic

 * Push me! PUSH me! (taunt)
 * God bless this city! (taunt)
 * You are an typical Liberty City asshole.
 * You are an imbecille! (when crashing)
 * You are an idiot! (when crashing)
 * You fool! (when crashing)
 * You're really annoying me now! (when crashing)
 * I'm glad this is not my car. (when crashing)
 * Oh! I hope that didn't hurt as badly as it looked. (When hitting a pedestrian)
 * Sorry! (when hitting a pedestrian)
 * My mistake!
 * I hope you have health insurance! (when hitting a pedestrian)
 * Not fucking funny.
 * Not funny.
 * Not now, hurry the fuck up!
 * I should have stayed at home!
 * Shit!
 * Open your eyes!
 * Open your stupid eyes!
 * Open your eyes idiot!
 * You idiot!
 * Are you trying to get us killed!
 * You going to stop me, asshole?!
 * Try and stop me, asshole!
 * I guess we can't be friends.
 * Take me down asshole!
 * You asshole!
 * Screw this...crap!
 * Yes, let's go quick.
 * Bullshit!
 * How are you allowed on the road!
 * Fuck this!
 * Don't mess about!
 * Come on now!
 * Fuck this shit!
 * This place is worse than home!
 * Having a good day?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
 * Aaaaaaaaaagh! Motherfuckers! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
 * Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * This place is not much of a fucking holiday! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * This place is really getting to me! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * This town is starting to get on my nerves! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * Screw this! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * Fuck this! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * Motherfuckers! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * I've got to stop fucking this shit up! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * I can't stand this shit! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * Oh, man! This is fucking bullshit! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * Roman! I should have never read your fucking e-mails and stayed away! (Complaining when failing a mission)
 * Take my cousin, will you? (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
 * Enjoying yourselves?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
 * Come on!
 * Come on, test me! Test me! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
 * Yeah? YEAH?! (When fighting with enemies)
 * I'm leaving here with Roman! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
 * This is it for you! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
 * Here we go! (Featured in fighting)
 * Who do you people think you are? (Featured during some missions)
 * No one fucks with my family! (Featured in missions)
 * YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DONE! (Featured in missions)
 * DON'T FUCK WITH ME! (Featured in fighting)
 * I will rip your fucking heart out! (when fighting)
 * Fuck off!
 * Come on, you piece of crap! Start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
 * Start, please! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
 * Will you start!? (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
 * Not now, not now! (when an vehicle engine is stalled, rare)
 * Start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
 * This is bullshit! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
 * Come on, piece of shit! Start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
 * Come on baby, start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
 * Are you going to start?!
 * Come on, come on!
 * I need this! (when stealing an occupied car)
 * I have a very, short, fuse... (when aiming at a civilian)
 * You want a bullet in you?!
 * Do you think I'm a joke?
 * Don't make me kill you!
 * You want me to rob you or kill you?!
 * I'm robbing you, don't make me kill you.
 * Sorry, lady! (when stealing an car with a female driver)
 * This is a carjacking, mister! (when stealing an car with a male driver)
 * Sir, I need your car! (when stealing an car with a male driver)
 * You - out of there! (when stealing an occupied car)
 * Get out the car, man! (when stealing an car with an male driver)
 * I need your car, man! (when stealing an car with a male driver)
 * Suck it up and stay down!
 * You want some more?!
 * Stay down, or I will finish you off!
 * Stay down there!
 * You should probably stay down.
 * It's just a wound. You want me to finish you off?!
 * Shithead!
 * You're going to die, friend!

Johnny Klebitz

 * We all gotta go someday. (when aiming or shooting)
 * Prepare to get shot, pal!
 * You wanna die? Huh?!
 * Yeah! I'm armed, asshole!
 * Don't you push me!
 * You wanna get shot?!
 * Ever been shot!?
 * Look at me, look at me!
 * Eat shit and die!
 * This what you're looking for?!
 * You caught in a bad mood!
 * How you doing?
 * Excuse me!?
 * Hi there!
 * You gonna be a wiseguy huh?
 * It's only a fake!
 * Hi!
 * You wanna die?
 * You want to fuck with me now?!
 * Keep fucking with me!
 * Oh, I'm sorry. It's a gun!
 * Forgive me, it's just the gun.
 * What's your position on gun ownership?
 * You want a bullet in ya?
 * Yes, it's a gun!
 * You think you're hard do ya?
 * Look at that, a gun!
 * Yeah, I'm pointing a gun at you, pal!
 * What happens now?!
 * What now?
 * How's your day going?
 * You want me to kill ya?
 * A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down. (taunt)
 * I don't care if I die! (taunt)
 * My cage! (when crashing)
 * You see my car here moron?!
 * I don't have insurance!
 * The cage!
 * L.C shitdrivers!
 * I don't have time for dumbasses!
 * Asshole!
 * Just like the rest of the drivers in this town, you're a prick!
 * Hey! You fucking crashed into me!
 * Yeah! That's my car you crashed into!
 * What you hit me for?!
 * The fucking cage!
 * No hittie my fucking car!
 * You high? Fucko!
 * Youre.. an asshole!
 * I gotta get out of this car in a second!
 * Yo! The car!
 * Breaking point!
 * You hit me, dickhead!
 * Oh you did it!
 * This fucking town!
 * You blew the guy giving you your driving test?
 * Hey! Don't hit other cars man!
 * This a game!? Why'd you hit me?
 * Aww shit!
 * You're pissing me off!
 * Say fucking sorry!
 * Sorry ain't gonna cut it!
 * You're gonna do some damage! Get off the road!
 * I ain't got time for this!
 * Take yourself off the road!
 * Shit! You got yourself to blame, dumbass!
 * Take your head out your ass!
 * You blind or something?
 * Suicidal asshole!
 * Dude, come on!
 * Dude, shit!
 * Didn't see ya there!
 * My apologies!
 * Shit! They let you drive?
 * You crashed into me, good for you!
 * What is it with this town and shit driving?
 * Do us a favor and stay off the roads!
 * Ah man.. No!
 * Get your head out of your ass and watch the road.
 * Cagers man!
 * Dumbass, you hit me!
 * You high?!
 * My car man!
 * Dude, my cage!
 * You see my car here?!
 * No, my cage!
 * I don't need to get crashed into!
 * You're lucky that wasn't my bike!
 * What I'd give to be on my bike!
 * Shit, shit, shit!
 * Now I'm fucking angry!
 * Oh, for fuck's sake!
 * What's your fucking problem?!
 * You're pissing me off!
 * Oh man, no, please!
 * It's happy hour or something?
 * I'm about to have a sense of humor failure!
 * Talk to the guy I took this car from.
 * Sorry pal!

Luis Lopez

 * My car! I should be sueing you!
 * Oy what the fuck!?
 * Another asshole!
 * Woah! I ain't got time for this shit!
 * Oh give me a fucking break.
 * You're annoying me now.
 * You assholes wanna kill me, huh?
 * Woah man, too close!
 * Woah, too close.
 * Screw you!
 * Ya Jackass!
 * Woah, how you not see me?
 * Get outta' the road!
 * Oh for fuck's sake!
 * Oy, idiot! You fucking bitch.
 * Fucking joke!
 * Shit!!
 * What another fucking jerk!
 * Stop that shit!
 * takes deep breaths*
 * You playin' for time?
 * C'mon!
 * That's enough fun time for you.
 * Okay, you really wanna fight?
 * Screw this.
 * You're an asshole.
 * See ya around.
 * Sorry about that mate.
 * Bulls-eye baby!
 * Oh okay! Let's see what you got.
 * You're upsetting the other patients.
 * I think you should leave.
 * Sorry man, but this ain't a strip club, so it's time for you to go.
 * Okay, you obviously...wanna get hit.
 * Hey sexy.
 * You shit, I gotta go.
 * Yo what the fuck?
 * You're beautiful.
 * Yo man, that's total crap man, damn.
 * Boy, don't blame me 'cause people pick on you at school. (When being arrested)
 * Boy, don't blame me 'cause people pick on you at school. (When being arrested)

Brucie Kibbutz

 * Look [stutters] let's...just...play some music man!
 * Don't let 'em get me NB!
 * Shit! Unlucky and be.
 * Can I turn this shit off!?
 * Don't do that shit!
 * You're lucky!
 * This..is what feminism..is all about!
 * I can't believe these people! They're animals! All of them!
 * Hell..Yeah NB! Take that shit! Just like we take the bitches we want 
 * It's gonna blow!
 * He-hay it's better than a poke in the eye<?>
 * I wonder...who's the dog, and who's the bitch today?
 * Whassup homie!?
 * What the fuck!!??
 * The car's gonna blow!
 * What'da fuck!?
 * Whatddup NB!?
 * Yoo!

Pedestrians

 * Vai tomar no teu cú porra! (when being pushed by the protagonist)
 * Vai pra casa do caralho! (when being pushed by the protagonist)
 * Não enche meu saco não, asshole! (when being pushed by the protagonist)
 * D motherfucker! D, as in Drive! (in traffic)
 * Come on! My girl is waiting for me! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
 * What are you waiting for? Christmas?! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
 * Haul ass, dickhead! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
 * Come on! Come on! Come on! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
 * Move it asshole! I gotta get to pizza shot! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
 * Hey bro, either I get to Burger Shot, or someone's getting shot! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
 * What the fuck is going on?! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
 * A' Can't fuckin' believe this! (London-British accent, after a crash)
 * What is this shit?! My car! (Taxi driver after an runover)
 * Hey, my car! (Russian driver after an crash/runover)
 * Come on, step on the gas pedal! (in traffic)
 * Come on, this is ridicolus! (in traffic)
 * Move that thing! (in traffic)
 * Stupid malaka! (Taxi Driver)
 * Geheime! I should've picked my other wheel! (in traffic)
 * Don't make me late to school! (in traffic)
 * Shit! (in panic)
 * Son of a bitch! (in panic)
 * Shit, my ride! (after a crash)
 * Ge cohnaso! I should've skated past all this! (in traffic)
 * I will squash you like a bug! (while fighting)
 * Get away from me!

Street Vendors

 * Deeeelicous burgers!
 * Burgers! Please bite into my buns.
 * Hotdogs! Moist and meaty!
 * I'm just an innocent bystander!
 * Warm round nuts right here!
 * Big warn nuts for you!
 * My nuts...are the best.
 * Have a good day <?>
 * Nuts! Nuts! Nuts in a sack.
 * Stick your teeth into my nuts.

Russians

 * Die you sorry son of a bitch!
 * I've got you now!
 * Now you go down!
 * Of course...off course!
 * Hahahaha, how do you want to die?
 * You're in my sight now!
 * Yeah piss me cowboy!
 * I'm going to enjoy this!
 * You're surrounded!
 * Fuck me, aaaaah!

Female

 * Hello, welcome to Cluckin' Bell how can I help you?
 * Bye and thank you for eating at Burger Shots.
 * Thanks!
 * Byeeee!
 * Hi welcome to Cluckin' Bell, what can I get for you?
 * Hi, what can I get you?
 * Ayeeee, get outta' here man!
 * Hi welcome to Burger Shots, how can I help you?
 * Goodbye, have a nice day!
 * No way! I ain't giving you no more food!
 * I ain't serving you no more!
 * Yes? What can I get you?
 * Aye  that's is disgusting!
 * Hi. How can I help you?
 * Hello? Are you ready to order?
 * Gracias!
 * 'Ere you go.
 * 'Ere it is!
 * Goodbyeee.
 * There!
 * Thanks for choosing Burger Shots where the BURGERS are bleeding tasty.
 *  I gotta clean that shit up!

Male

 * Welcome to Burger Shots mother fuckeeeer!
 * Here's the nasty garbage you ordered!
 * Bonne petit! [sniffs]. Mother fucker!
 * Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I get you a bucket of chicken?
 * I mean I wouldn't eat it...but [hesitates] here you go!
 * You look hungry man! What can I getcha?
 * Thanks for Cluckin', we'll see ya again soon!
 * Hey man what can I getcha?
 * Thanks dog.
 * Thanks!
 * Hey, thanks for coming in Cluckin' Bell!
 * You need help or...y-you good?
 * You must got an iron stomach doggg...
 * Burger Shot! B-bu! What's up?
 * Yooo what'cha need dog?
 * Thanks for comin' in Burget Shot!
 * Burger Shot! back!
 * Cluckin' Bell! Whaddup?
 * Ma dude! You ODs on that bullshit!
 * That's why I don't eat this shit!

Extras

 * I dropped this in the kitchen.
 * Enjoy! Try not to puke!
 * Thanks for helping us make food fast.
 * Hi. It's my real pleasure to serve you (sarcastic).
 * Welcome.
 * Here you go! Binge away!
 * Enjoy your meal fatso!
 * You look famous! Can I help you?
 * Well hello. Food in a hand job!
 * Hi. Can I serve you?
 * Bye! Come gorge again!

Liberty City

 * Get out of the car!
 * Get out!
 * Out of the car now!
 * I. WILL. PURSUE. ON. FOOT!
 * I'm coming...after you.
 * You betta' stop runnin'!
 * Pull over! Asshole!
 * L.C.P.D! Let's slow it down!
 * Pull the car...to the side!
 * Last time! PULL OVER!
 * I'm not fucking kidding asshole!
 * Please exit the vehicle with your hands in the air!
 * LCPD! Leave the car nice and slow!
 * LCPD! Outta' the car! Hands above your head!
 * Stay where you are, LCPD!
 * LCPD son, don't you run now.
 * POLICE! Hold it right there!
 * LCPD people...clear the streets.
 * Police! Get outta' the way people!
 * Police pursuit, clear the streets!
 * Pull over, LCPD.
 * Pull over the vehicle
 * Pull over NOW! Or we will use force!
 * I'll say it again, pull over now, or I'll use force!
 * Step outta' the car now.
 * So I want you to exit the vehicle.
 * Slowly...get out of your car.
 * Okay, you've ASKED for it!
 * You can run, but you can't hide!
 * Do NOT make me get out of this car.
 * Pull over, NOW!
 * I order you to stop that vehicle!
 * Pull over now, you have been warned.
 * Pull over...now.
 * You' about to experience pain on a WHOLE new level!
 * Pull over, this is the police.
 * Pull over, or we'll shoot your tyres out!
 * Get outta' the vehicle nice and slowly (deeper voice).
 * Ease outta' that junk heap, right now.
 * Hey, shit stain! Step where we can see ya.
 * Don't make me come after you!
 * Will you come the hell back?
 * Hey! Where you' going? Hello?
 * Stop the vehicle and pull over.
 * Pull over, you maniac!
 * Okay shit stain, pull over!
 * If you don't stop, I'll be very mad.
 * Did you frigging hear me asshole?
 * Shit, I gotta get outta' my car?
 * I don't need a car to get you, idiot.
 * Get off the street everyone!
 * We have an emergency situation, clear the streets.
 * All civilians, evacuate the streets.
 * Are you stupid? Pull over!
 * Don't even think about making me run!
 * You know running's only gonna make it worse!
 * PULL OVER! PULL OVER NOW!
 * This is your final warning! Pull over now!
 * This is the LCPD, get out of the car, and put your hands...on the roof (rare)
 * Please step out of the car and place your hands on the roof. (rare)
 * Get out of the car slowly...and put your hands on the roof! (rare)

Alderney

 * Please step SLOWLY outta your vehicle.
 * Step outta the car please!
 * Please step out of your vehicle.
 * Don't make me chase you asshole!
 * If I have to chase you, you're dead!
 * Fuck, you're going to run, aren't you?
 * Please pull over to the SIDE of the road!
 * I'm that bad ass DK (Dick-head) that your momma' warned you about!

Helicopter

 * This is the LCPD. Stay where you are!
 * Nowhere to run buddy!
 * LCPD! Get on the ground! Put your hands behind your head!
 * That's it. It's over. [variation of timing-gap between the two sentences]
 * Get down on the ground!
 * Look up and smile! It's the L.C.P.D.
 * That's it. We got you! It's over!
 * LCPD. Freeze!
 * You can't escape from a 'copter tough guy.
 * Give it up.
 * LCPD! Stop right there!
 * Smile for the camera hotshot!
 * Don't be stupid! Give it up now!
 * LCPD got you surrounded!
 * Where do you think you're gonna go, huh?
 * We see you! Right there!
 * Drop your weapon!
 * This is the LCPD, drop your weapon!
 * You just run out of options, hotshot.
 * This is the police, drop your weapon immediately.
 * Don't you even try it. Punk.
 * LCPD has you surrounded. Drop your weapon and put your hands behind your head.
 * Drop your weapon, or we will shoot you.

On Foot

 * I got a visual on the asshole!
 * Human waste! Death ahead!
 * Target locked, can I kill him!?
 * Suspect has no vehicle!
 * The dumbass is on foot!
 * Stop resisting arrest!
 * You're only making things worse for yourself!
 * One move, and you will be wearing your balls for earrings!
 * You're dead, and you don't even know it yet!
 * Suspect is on foot.
 * Let me repeat your message; bla-bla-bla-blulululu (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
 * Dispatch, is there another unit in the area? (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
 * He fell over, I never touched the guy. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)

Emergency Services (Phone)

 * An LCPD peacekeeper will be there as soon as possible sir (female).
 * We'll send a basically-trained paramedic as soon as we can sir (female).
 * Please use your touch-tone keypad to select which specific service you require (male).
 * I'm sorry, but all our peacekeepers are currently busy dealing with quotas and filling in paperwork (female).
 * Please call back later (female).
 * Hello? You're through to the MS Paramedics. In which area is your medical emergency (female)?
 * Hello? This is the FDLC. Where do you need assistance (female)?
 * We look forward to hearing from you again, please stay safe in the meantime (female).
 * We'll get a fire truck out to you right away (female).
 * All our lines are busy at the moment, please call again, your emergency is important to us (drowsy male).
 * Hello this is the LCPD. Where would you like us to send an officer? (female).
 * Press 1 for police, press 2 for paramedics, press 3 for the fire department (drowsy male).
 * Hello. You're through the Liberty City Emergency Services (drowsy male).
 * Hold tight, and please hold by as the FDLC takes no responsibility for damage to property (female).
 * Don't move, and please have your insurance documentation or credit card ready (female).

Police Scanner

 * All units be on the look out for an illegal street race.
 * [All Locations]
 * [All Avenues]
 * [All compass directions]
 * [All directions]
 * Burning victim
 * A burning building.
 * A burning condo.
 * Cardiac arrest at [location]
 * A civilian down.
 * A civilian [crime].
 * A condo fire.
 * A criminal attempting to steal a car.
 * A criminal fleeing a crime scene.
 * A criminal fleeing in a car.
 * A criminal in a stole vehicle.
 * A criminal resisting arrest.
 * A DD (Domestic Disturbance)
 * A domestic disturbance.
 * A driver running a red light.
 * Drug deal.
 * A fire.
 * An attack on an officer.
 * Firearm discharge.
 * A firearm discharged.
 * Gang-related disturbance.
 * A grand theft auto.
 * A helicopter down.
 * A hit-and-run.
 * A knife assault on err [stalled].
 * An Officer.
 * A civilian.
 * A knifing.
 * An emergency.
 * A motorcycle rider without a helmet.
 * A mugging.
 * A pedestrian struck.
 * A person down.
 * A prisoner down.
 * Possession of a firearm
 * Possession of explosives.
 * A possible case of [crimes listed above].
 * A reckless driver.
 * A shootout.
 * A speeding felony.
 * A stolen vehicle.
 * A suspect [stall] armed and dangerous.
 * A suspect resisting arrest.
 * A suspect taking aim at an officer.
 * A firearm.
 * Traffic alert.
 * Traffic hazard.
 * A traffic violation.
 * A vehicle explosion.
 * A vehicle on fire.
 * An air squad down.
 * An air unit down.
 * An apartment fire.
 * An assault.
 * An assault on an officer.
 * An attack on a civilian.
 * An attack on a vehicle.
 * An attack on an officer.
 * An injured civilian.
 * In a [color] [make (if has one)] [model]
 * In a [make(if has one)] [model]
 * In a [type of vehicle]
 * In a [color] [type of vehicle]
 * On a motorcycle
 * On a [color] [make (if has one] [model]
 * On a [make (if has one)] [model]
 * On a [color] motorcycle.

Answer Phones

 * The owner of this Tinkle cell phone is not available.
 * This Tinkle cell phone is switched off.
 * This Whiz Wireless cell phone is switched off.
 * This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (male).
 * This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female).
 * This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female2).
 * Hey this is Lazlow! For ZiT! Let me hear the track! And we'll text you the artist and the name of the song!
 * Please leave...a message (male).
 * Please leave...a message (female).
 * Please leave...a message (female2).
 * The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female).
 * The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female posh).
 * This Badger cell phone is switched off.