Dialogues in GTA Vice City

The following is a list of some dialogues spoken by pedestrians, law enforcement members, gangs and characters in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Coast Guard

 * Stop, right this second!
 * Hey prick, stop your boat!
 * Where are the cops?
 * You are violating regulations!
 * Stop!
 * Stop that boat immediately!
 * There he is, on the boat, stop it!
 * You, tough guy, stop your vehicle!
 * VCPD Guards, stop right now!
 * I'll shoot!
 * You are under arrest pal!
 * Asshole, stop that damn boat, you are breaking the law!
 * Boats in range, stop or I will shoot.
 * You're under arrest on suspicious business!

Heli Support

 * You are completely surrounded!
 * You had your last chance!
 * Prepare to eat lead!
 * Take him out!
 * I've got the sighting on the suspect!
 * I've got a visual on him! No one is about to take him out!
 * This is the VCPD, put your guns down!
 * Put your weapons down and surrender!
 * There he is, take him out!
 * There he is, over there! Neutralize!
 * This is the police, suspect in range.
 * VCPD, stop right now!
 * This is VCPD, you are under arrest!
 * Hey! He's not stopping, shoot him!
 * Over there, you got him!
 * Backup!
 * Don't worry boys, we see asshole!

VCPD Officers

 * Show me some ID.
 * You got ID?
 * I may have to hurt you.
 * I'm trained!
 * Police business, move please!
 * Stop!
 * Hope for your sake that I don't catch you!
 * I am an officer of the law, stop!
 * You're under arrest.
 * This is cop business, sir.
 * Come on wise guy, give it a shot.
 * We have you surrounded!
 * We have you surrounded, asshole.
 * Get him!
 * This is just like training!
 * Take him out!
 * We have you fully surrounded, criminal.
 * Cover me, I don't wanna die.
 * Come on hit me, I wanna retire!
 * I'm retiring soon, cover me!
 * Don't make me angry!
 * Dangerous driving is a crime!
 * I see you over there.
 * You're breaking the law!
 * I want ten minutes alone with this asshole.
 * I hope you like prison food.
 * You're going nowhere.
 * Call your lawyer!
 * Don't move a muscle, chump!
 * Don't move a muscle!
 * Stay right there tough guy!
 * Hope you have a good lawyer punk.
 * Headshot.
 * Show me your money.
 * Not so big now mister.
 * I got him.
 * Hey get back here!
 * He's mine!
 * I see him.
 * Nothing, its only a scratch.
 * Get me back out there.
 * My first day on the job and this happens.
 * Uh, can I retire now?
 * Don't make me run.
 * You make me run and I get all sweaty.

Vice Squad

 * Freeze, Vice!
 * One less vermin in the world.
 * Downtown boys will enjoy you, bitch.
 * Welcome to the shitstorm, pal.
 * You think you can escape me?
 * We always get our man.
 * Take him in boys, I gotta deal with my hair.
 * I hope you got yourself a great lawyer.
 * Jail will definitely "loosen" you up.
 * You and your ass are going to love jail.
 * VC Vice, your screwed, pal!
 * Get this scumbag out of my face.
 * Another bad guy from VC's finest.
 * Say goodbye to Vice City, kid.
 * Take a last look at the sea, buddy.
 * You thought you were going to be lucky this time, didn't you?
 * Your time is up, man. Mine? it's only just begun.
 * Did you have fun?
 * Shame you won't be joining us for cocktails later.
 * Move!
 * Hurry up!
 * Please move.

Police Radio

 * (All Directions)
 * (All Locations)
 * (All Codes)
 * Suspect on foot. (when Tommy has a wanted level)
 * Suspect in a (color) (type of vehicle) (in a vehicle)

Being arrested
(1-3 stars)


 * You got me. Relax, relax.
 * Go beat up innocent kids.
 * Okay, we're done. Calm down now.
 * Can you call my lawyer? His name's Rosenberg.
 * Enough now.
 * That the best you got?
 * I know, you're only doing your job.
 * I'm not resisting arrest.
 * Call my lawyer, please.
 * I give up.
 * You got me mister. I give up.
 * You win, you win.
 * Take it easy, copper.
 * Take it easy officer, you got me!
 * Okay hero, no problem.
 * Just don't shoot me, officer.

(4-6 stars)


 * You're dead when I walk.
 * You fat, cop, prick!
 * I see you're real good!
 * Rosenberg! Get here now!
 * Rosenberg!
 * AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
 * Get off of me!
 * Fire! Fire, you prick! Fire!
 * Stupid cops!
 * Asshole!
 * I'll never find you!
 * You bastards!
 * Shut up, girly!
 * Yeah! At least you hit me! Hit me!
 * I'll catch you!

Being carjacked

 * Who do you think your messing with, pal?
 * Who do you think this is?
 * Think you're a tough guy, do 'ya?
 * No Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti!
 * Big mistake, idiot!
 * Very original, mister!
 * Okay...?
 * Really? Really?
 * Hey!
 * What the hell?
 * Tough guy, huh?
 * I hope you can drive fast, pal!
 * That ain't a good idea, pal!
 * Give me back, tough guy!

Being chased by police

 * Dicks! You're all dicks!
 * If I have to kill you, I will!
 * Go shower with the guys!
 * I did your wife, you poor bastard!
 * What's your wife doing!
 * Hello? Officer?
 * Get away moron!
 * You badge-wearing fruit!
 * Go play in the traffic.
 * Up yours!
 * Don't make me angry!
 * You guys ever catch any criminals?
 * You can't run, officer.
 * Get off of me, prick.
 * You're not a cop, you're a robot.
 * Stay away from me.
 * Leave me alone, mister.
 * I thought they were pulling you idiots off the force?
 * No wonder you ended up being a cop.
 * You're as boring as the other guy.
 * I'm innocent!
 * I don't like guys in uniform, pal.
 * You heard of Vercetti yet?

Taking money from a dead person

 * These ain't friendly streets.
 * I still need pocket money, pal!
 * Sorry, but I need that!
 * What are you gonna do?
 * You don't need it anyhow!
 * You piss me off, you gotta pay!
 * It's only money!
 * That all you got?
 * You've gotta get a better job!
 * You are hardly worth robbing!
 * Thank you!
 * I need the money!
 * That all you got?

Crashing into other cars
(0-1 stars)


 * Damn!
 * Watch out!
 * Are you blind or just stupid?
 * You morons can't drive!
 * Not the car!
 * Aww... give me a break!
 * The car!
 * Dumb, Florida, morons!
 * Excuse me, you hit me!
 * Why ain't you stop?
 * Moron!
 * I don't need this!
 * I really don't need this!
 * Great driving, moron!
 * Great!
 * Thanks, nice one!
 * Nice one!
 * Hey, thanks moron!
 * The son's been messing with your brain, idiot!
 * You still learn to drive, have you moron?
 * Get off the guy in the road, please!

(2-3 stars)


 * You ain't lost your license yet, moron?
 * You trying to piss me off, asshole?
 * My ride!
 * Watch the road, moron!
 * You hit me, asshole!
 * You gotta even have a half of brain?
 * Dick!
 * You still here, dick?
 * Can anyone here drive?

(4-6 stars)


 * Watch the road!
 * My shitting car!
 * Moron!
 * Move morons!
 * Why are you still breathing?
 * Retard!
 * Moron, blind moron!
 * Florida assholes!
 * Prick!
 * Asshole prick!
 * Dick!
 * Moron prick!
 * You inbread, idiot!
 * You got eyes, pal?
 * I don't need this!
 * Shit!
 * Give me a break!
 * Why this is happening to me?
 * I'm in the rush!
 * Get off the damn roads!

Ken Rosenberg

 * Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!
 * Officer, do you really think my client was capable of that?
 * Tommy Vercetti walks right here, or we sue for defamation.
 * My client wasn't even in town today, and you know it.
 * Of course he looks like a suspect, that don't make him guilty, you look like an idiot, that doesn't mean you're one.
 * Vercetti walks right now or there's going to be hell to pay.
 * Tommy Vercetti is a kind of man, a generous man, a civic minded man, but he does not appreciate being called a killer officer.
 * Come on officer, Tommy Vercetti wasn't even in Vice City on the day in question.
 * Tommy Vercetti doesn't even own a gun, how could he do that, now let him go.
 * You know and I know Tommy Vercetti never did that.
 * Vercetti walks or you can kiss your promotion, goodbye pal.
 * Oh sure he was there, but that hardly means he did it.
 * Vercetti walks right now! Bail or I sue.
 * You wouldn't know the truth if you found it banging your wife, now shut up and release my client... and your wife's not that great.
 * Oh really, cuz you saw it, it must have happened oh ho ho what a load of crap and you know it!
 * Come on officer, officer! What, are you drinking on the job?
 * Get sergeant Pulaski down here, that chump owes me a favor.
 * My client is a very important man, and he won't respond kindly to these revolting accusations.
 * All you evidence is circumstantial bullshit and you know it.
 * We're trying to prepare a legal case officer not swing around accusations like a preapeck dodo.
 * You think your opinion is important here !? We're talking about a man's freedom!
 * Don't make me get irritated with you officer, you can not substantiate your claims in any way shape or form, Vercetti walks!
 * These charges, they ain't worth the paper they're written on and you know it.
 * You have no grounds for refusing bails right now.
 * My client is innocent!
 * You think that is going to stand up in the court?
 * Come'on, he's an innocent man, officer!
 * If i have to make a claim against the police department for this outrage, I will.

Working Class Citizens
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 * You better watch yourself!
 * You know you want it!
 * Better understand how to treat a lady!
 * Oh, I cannot like it like that!
 * That thing is so small!
 * Don't make me get my pimp!
 * I go down smooth as cocoa!
 * You know you want some of this Latin love
 * Watch it, fool! I'm working here!
 * You want company, big boy?

Pedestrians
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Love Fist Fan Girl #1

 * Move it! I have a band to do, I mean see!
 * Can I have a ride to the concert?
 * If you don't move, I might freak out!
 * I'M FREAKING OUT! YOU'RE MAKING ME LATE!
 * Love Fist waits for no one!
 * If you don't move, I won't get a good seat at the concert!
 * You are in the way of rock and roll!
 * TAKE ME TO LOVE FIST!

Love Fist Fan Girl #2

 * Are you kidding?! I'm late for the show!
 * Move! Love Fist are starting!
 * Jez will find another girl...
 * I'll scream like I'm at the concert already!