Drunk Couple

The Drunk Couple are two minor characters in Grand Theft Auto V, that appear in the random event Drunk Driver 2.

Background
Not much is known about the couple. The man mentions that it's the little lady's birthday and that they need a ride to their motel so they can celebrate with a party. Their physical appearance is randomized.

Events of Grand Theft Auto V
The couple can be found near the Sandy Shores Medical Center in Sandy Shores, drunk. The man asks the protagonist to give both of then a ride to The Motor Motel off Route 68, where they are hosted. Take their car that is parked nearby, and go to the motel. If playing as Trevor, the player can deliver them to the Altruist Cult. During the drive, the man will start to flirt with the woman and they will proceed to have sex in the back seat. Depending on which protagonist the player is using, the dialogue will vary between the following:


 * Franklin:


 * Michael:


 * Trevor:

After delivering the couple to the motel, they will give the protagonist $40 and walk into the hotel, with the man claiming that the couple have "unfinished business" to attend to. At this point, the player regains control and each of the protagonists will make a different comment about the car and its unpleasant smell:

If Trevor chooses to deliver them to the Altruists cult, he'll get $2000 for the pair. As Trevor takes them towards the camp, the couple will comment: As Trevor is heading up the final road to the camp, they'll have this conversation:
 * Franklin: "Shit, smells like ass in there."
 * Michael: "Just a little too much DNA in there."
 * Trevor: "Smells like a fishmongers in there."
 * Woman: "I don't remember it being this far away."
 * Man: "I know, I don't recognize anything. We'd never made it back without this guy."
 * Man: "Hey, I think you've taken us too far man."
 * Woman: "Yeah I'm pretty sure our hotel wasn't up a mountain."
 * Trevor: "Ah, don't worry. I just wanted to show you lovebirds the most romantic little spot in the whole county"
 * Man: "Now you're talking! What do you say babe? Hmm, star in our own little nature documentary out here?"
 * Woman: "I don't know, I just wanna go home now."
 * Trevor: "Oh you'll love this place - will really bring you close together."