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Grand Theft Auto Online

At Rank 60, Lester calls you to meet him at top of Mount Chilliad

Altruist Collection

2 players

Triggered on foot

Lester gives you a jeep and a sniper rifle. The goal is to kill all Altruists currently in the Altruist camp. Once everyone is dead, infinite waves of Altruists will start spawning and players will earn 3 star wanted level. Both players need to lose wanted level, and then meet Lester in Paleto Bay.

In the cutscene, Lester gives the players a bag of cash and then drives away.

Stealing those Panties

2 players

Triggered via Lester's text message

"Hey, one of my friends needs to intercept a van full of used panties. Don't ask why, he's a bit of a weirdo. Just bring them to him to Vanilla Unicorn. Oh, and delete this message ASAP!"

You are tasked with blocking a path of a van transporting a big pile of used panties. Steal the van that's driving on the highway. You get a 2-star wanted level. Lose the cops and drive the van to Vanilla Unicorn.

In the cutscene, the player is given a bag of cash and told by Leon that he might have more jobs for him.

Way of the Cokes

2 players

Triggered via Leon's text message

"I need you to do something for me. I parked Cargobob in Sandy Shores. Go grab it, and then pick up a van full of coke in Grapeseed. Bring it to one of my contacts in Paleto Bay. He owns a store."

The player(s) need to pick up a Cargobob with magnet parked on Sandy Shores Airfield, fly it to Grapeseed and pick up a black van, bring it to a store in Paleto Bay. It is also possible, but not recommended, to drive the van.

In the cutscene, the shopkeeper starts unloading the coke from the van, tells player to go away and that Leon will be in touch.

Fuck the Horses

2 players

Triggered via Leon's text message

"So, apparently there will be a big horse race tommorow with lots of famous people from all around the world coming here, and I have to close my club for 24 hours. Fuck them. Go there and give them a little surprise!"

The player has to go to Paleto Bay and steal a Weasel News van. With it, he will be allowed to the racing track. In there, he has to place Remote Bombs (a new item) around the track in strategical places. Then drive back to Strip Club.

In the cutscene, Leon and the player(s) are seen on the roof if Vanilla Unicorn sipping beer in armchairs, when suddenly they see a big explosion in the distance and screen fades to black.

Leon texts the player "You wont believe this, but I just bought the Pitchers strip club for radical price! Get to me ASAP!"

Expanding the Business

2 players

Triggered on foot

A small cutscene occurs where Leon explains to the players that they needs to advertize both clubs properly.

If player is male, he will be completely nude with pink cowboy boots. If player is female, she will be wearing long stockings and pink panties, and topless. Players needs to go each to three specific spaces, and wave Pitchers sign (if male) or Vanilla Unicorn sign (female). After third place is advertized on, player will earn a 2 star wanted level, however police wont be equipped with firearms, only stunguns. Player cant be wasted by police, but he can be busted. Once player loses cops, he has to head to Pitchers and meet up with Leon and other player.

In the cutscene, Leon thanks both players for being daring enough to do this and hands them clothes.

Pitchering in

2 players

Triggered via Leon's text message

"Some guys are trying to drive our new club out of the town. Go show them some respect."

The player will be equipped with pink Insurgent. He has to drive to several places and kill bunch of thugs there. Then return to Pitchers.

In the cutscene, Leon thanks the player and hands him a pack of dollars.

Leon calls player that they have to do something big soon to boost the Pitchers profits. A heist appears in player's apartment. For this call to happen, all missions above and Series A Funding have to be finished.

Heist: Club Expansion

2 players

In the opening cutscene, Leon comes to player's apartment and tells both players that they are very handsome and would make great strippers, and offers him a job. Player however declines. Leon then instructs him to get him a new stripper gear and new strippers for the club, and then leaves. A setup board is now active.

Setup: Underwear

Both players need to rob a clothes store. First player is on crowd control and has to control the shopkeeper and other people in shop, while other player steals underwear and boots. They bring things to Vanilla Unicorn.

Setup: Horse Cock Harry

Players are tasked with getting an old Pitchers stripper, Horse Cock Harry, back into business. HCH left the club after he had disputes with the management. Straight-forward mission, players just need to drive to Paleto Bay, pick up Horse Cock Harry, and drive him back to Pitchers

Setup: Sexy Beats

Players are tasked with robbing a musician's mansion to steal his yet unreleased album. Mansion is full of guards and players need to evade them, or alarm will sound off and mission will be failed.

Finale

Leon comes into player's apartment begging both players to become strippers in his club just for one night. Players decline, but when Leon raises the payment to $600,000, they agree. Players have to do a small rhythm game, during which they dance around the pole, tease a man in a chair in the club, and then give a lap dance (topless if female, nude if male). If male, the rhythm minigame takes place in Pitchers club, if female, in Vanilla Unicorn.

Afterwards, a cutscene plays with player and the person he gave lap dance too leaving the club and kissing.

Afterwards, Leon and the other player comes running to them and says that a bunch of Ballas are about to destroy Vanilla Unicorn. After cutscene, players are immediately at Vanilla Unicorn and they have to hold out to 3 waves of ballas.

In cutscene, Leon gives the players cash and tells them that he will always have job for them if they are interested.

After this heist, it is possible to replay the rhytm minigame either at Vanilla Unicorn (female) or Pitchers (male) for extra cash.