Chinese Takeout

"Mr. Pelosi has led me to expect much from this meeting."

- Triad 1.

"Yeah, about that. Rocco has a tendency to promise more than he can deliver."

- Gay Tony.

Chinese Takeout is a mission in The Ballad of Gay Tony. It is given by Gay Tony to Luis Lopez.

Description
After the game's introductory mission, Luis receives a text message from Tony to meet him at the Maisonette 9 club. Upon your arrival, you'll watch as Luis heads inside automatically, and waits for Tony to conclude a phone conversation. Hereafter, Tony rushes Luis back outside. It appears he needs to be driven to a location in Chinatown.

Mission Objectives
In order to complete the mission the player must:
 * Get in Tony's car
 * Take Tony to Dragon Heart Plaza
 * Escape from the building
 * Get in Tony's car
 * Take Tony home

100% Objectives

 * Complete the mission in 5:20
 * Take less than 10% Damage
 * Have 70% accuracy or higher
 * Only headshots were used to kill the Triads.

Enemies

 * Liberty City Triads

Walkthrough
Get into the Schafter and drive over to Chinatown. Tony will give you an Assault SMG, which Luis will call some "sci-fi shit". When you finally arrive at the meeting, you'll see a Chinese mobster speaking with a familiar character. After Luis is rather clear that he and Tony aren't patsies to sort out the Chinese character's licensing issue, a gun is drawn. Seemingly in a bind, Luis eventually overpowers the Chinese mobster, kicking the gun out of his hand and sending him into an unconscious swoon on the concrete ground. Unfortunately, a bullet is fired off from the gun, and the noise from the shot has alerted his friends.

Time to go. Use the P90 to descend the building, killing everyone in your way. Some enemies will have grenades, so be careful in those narrow hallways. There is a Combat Shotgun in one of the unfinished rooms, and some armor in another. Once you reach the bottom, drop Tony back at his house. Mission Passed.

Video Walkthrough
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Trivia

 * Shooting the Chinese mobster after Luis knocks him out, no matter how much or where, will never kill him.
 * When Billy Grey is speaking with the mobster, he is likely arranging the Triad ambush on Johnny, which takes place in that very room. He says that he hopes "his brother" will be taken care of. The mobster remarks that "the definition of family loyalty must be different in this country". Billy says a "disloyal Jew bastard" (Johnny is Jewish and defiant of Billy) isn't worth much to him.
 * Roman Bellic, Brucie Kibbutz and Billy Grey all make cameo appearances in this mission.
 * Luis' refrence to the Assault SMG (P-90) to being "Some sci-fi shit", is most likely a reference to the Science Fiction Show "Stargate SG-1" which features the P-90 heavily as their main weapon of choice.

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