Morgue Party Resurrection

Stop the Press is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories given to protagonist Toni Cipriani by Donald Love from a flophouse in Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City.

Mission
Donald is now jubilent, knowing that his deal with Panlantic will make him rich once again. To celebrate, he wants to hold a new morgue party, but needs the corpses of Avery Carrington and Ned Burner if he is to dine. He and Toni leave the flophouse to collect one of the corpses and upon collecting one, takes it to Donald's hangar at the Francis International Airport. Toni then leaves to collect the other, returning before the airport authorities realise that they have entered the airport. Ned's corpse is in a hearse at the church in Bedford Point, Staunton Island, whilst Avery's is on the way to the pathology labs in an Ambulance on Shoreside Vale.

Script
Donald Love: I'm back! Back from the dead, Toni! Risen anew, like a phoenix from the ashes. Like Lazarus... yes... Lazarus Love! Ah, I'm going to be rich again! Panlantic are going to pay me a fortune to see this deal through! We did it Toni!

Toni Cipriani: Whatever.

Donald Love: It's time for a little soiree with a very exclusive guest list. Come on!

(Toni and Donald leave the flophouse)

Donald Love: We're going to need some transportation, Toni. We don't have much time.

(Toni and Donald drive off)

Donald Love: Toni, I've been dying for this party. Just like my guests.

(If Toni picks up Avery's corpse first)

Donald Love: Avery. Oh, Avery! How you've aged since we last met. ...you used to feed me such pearls of wisdom. ...and soon I shall dine again! ...My God! He's wearing a wig!

(Toni drives Donald and Avery's corpse to Donald's hangar at the airport)

Donald Love: Be sure to get Ned Burner's corpse here before security discover us. They'll be interring him anytime now. (If Toni picks up Ned's corpse first)

Donald Love: Ah, Ned Burner, ace reporter. Ah, Ned. I'm going to give you exclusive rights to cover my wonderful party. I wouldn't invite just anyone to my little bash you know. Invitations are to die for.

(Toni drives Donald and Ned's corpse to Donald's hangar at the airport)

Donald Love: Be sure to get Avery's old gamey remains here before security discovers us. His autopsy is scheduled anytime now.

Post Mission Phone Call Script
Donald Love: Toni? Donald here. If the Panlantic deal is to come to fruition we're going to need to, um... how can I put this delicately... 'clear' a small section of land in Fort Staunton.

Toni Cipriani: When you say 'we', you mean 'me', right?

Donald Love: Toni, you see through me. Go and see 8-Ball. I'm sure he can provide us with the necessary hardware.

Reward
The reward for completing the mission is $2,000 and the No Money, Mo' Problems mission is unlocked.

External Link

 * Morgue Party Resurrection mission on YouTube by GTAmissions - PlayStation 2 Version