Vlad (GTA Chinatown Wars)

Vlad is an unseen character in Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars. His only appearance is when he sends an email to protagonist Huang Lee.

Email
In his email, he suggests to Huang Lee that he buys Russian virgins.

"Vlad

(SPAM?) Russian virgins

SPAM ALERT: LINKS DISABLED

''Not many left! Buy one today before they are raped by their filthy, drunken brothers.''

They do not speak English or have much education, so you can beat them all you like too; they will not know how to inform the authorities in your country.

Buy two, and while one pleasures you, the other can do the cleaning.

Both will love you like you were their father.

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