Jezz Torrent

"Can I tell yous - do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand? Let me tell you's, it does not involve a paddle, if you know what I mean!"

- Jezz Torrent

Jezz Torrent is a character in Grand Theft Auto series who appears as a main character in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Jezz is the lead singer for the Scottish hair metal band Love Fist. Jezz Torrent's name is yet another sex joke from Rockstar Games; Jezz is pronounced "jizz" if spoken in a Scottish accent and "jizz" is slang for semen. Thus, "Jezz Torrent" means "torrent of semen".

1986
Jezz is seen in one of Colonel Cortez' parties, along side with two women.

Jezz along side with Kent Paul, Dick, Percy and Willy, hired Tommy Vercetti for some works, including bring Mercedes Cortez to them and buying some drugs for themeselves, called "Love Juice".

Later, a psycho fan of Love Fist trying to kill the band for their "love juise" (their semen), however in both missions, the bend was saved by Tommy Vercetti.

He used to have sex with sheep, according to fellow band member Percy in the mission "Psycho Killer".

He is a member of the Epsilon Program, even writing a testimonial on their website about how the cult helped his recovering from drugs.

Jezz Torrent bears some resemblance to Paul Stanley, the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for Kiss.

Mission appearances

 * GTA Vice City
 * The Party
 * Love Juice (Boss)
 * Psycho Killer (Boss)
 * Publicity Tour (Boss)

Jezz Torrent